Original subtitles

Birth place ABSURDISTAN

a Houchang Allahyari film

AUSTRIA COUNTRY BORDER

Attention!

Attention!

Get in line!

Be ready!

Mr. Lim, minister of border control.

The interior minister's visit is to support the task forces.

The opposition claims that our borders are insufficiently controlled

Proving otherwise, it is not standard those who are nervous about

comfort. - Is this the European fortress?

Our officers are the guardians of our laws.

Of course, we recognize the right of asylum of a person who is in danger of life.

But, to correct the economic situation

it is not possible for us to accept the asylum seekers' application.

Also, a press conference was not planned here.

Position is the security of our borders. This is a very important issue.

Now, please direct your inquiries to the deputy minister.

Mr. Undersecretary. - Your honor, please.

Stefan, please take care of this. - What?

As you can see, you need to be with me.

Questions about the legislation I am ready to answer.

Yes, as the minister said, we are in position,

immigration stop... control our immigration in our borders.

Beyond that, our officers are always on the

They are trying to be humane. I need to remember

the criminal tendency that transcends borders is dangerous and difficult

it is important to remember that it is business.

However, our officers represent our country.

With enough information - my father is ruining me. - Help you

he thinks he does. - What am I supposed to be his press spokesman?

He kicked again.

Here!

Do you feel? - Hey, be a footballer, not a boxer.

Or female football player. - As long as you play football, girl or boy,

Do you know what I'm saying?

Actually it does not matter to me, the baby can wait a little longer.

What a beautiful wife.

This wife is the world's finest belly.

I forgot, I apologize, I have to be more careful.

You're too late to be careful.

Tomorrow we get a bigger seat right now.

ST. BARBARA HOSPITAL

Please.

Excuse me, can you help me?

Second floor, full left. - Thank you.

How do you understand?

Marion! - Stefan?

Hello, darling, do not look at it. No one sent the message in the office.

The stupid car did not work either. How are you?

Hi, Stefan! - Hello, doctor. Yeah

Come on, work. - How? - You learned to press it. Come!

Calm down. Calm down, calm down. Now it's coming.

Deep pale and bite. - Stefan, be brave.

Awesome Awesome. Breathe and breathe again

and thoroughly wonderful. And breathe.

Sit back, breathe and give. Your child needs oxygen.

Breathe deeply. Now the next pain comes.

Breathe deeply. Breathe

and vigorously keep the chin towards the chest and firmly stomach. Ike!

Nothing. - Please, keep pushing.

Continue. Relax. Breathe deeply. - Needs 10 drops of Effortil.

Take her to the room.

Strohmayer! - Congratulations, Stefan! A healthy boy. Come.

I'm a father.

My little Karlim.

Thank you very much. - You are welcome.

You've been very good to us.

Karli, Karli doğdu, Karli, Karlı born.

Kam, Kani was born. Kani, Kani, Kani,

Kani, Kani, Kani, yes!

What is happening here? What a disgrace? - You stole the ring

Oh, nurse Siglinde, goodbye. - Marion! - Stefan!

Sorry, we did not want to bother you.

Nurse get these people out of the room, - Do not look up, but we're the place

you do not see. - Lol I can not leave the corridor. - Not so!

My wife is exhausted, she needs to rest. The fortune I pay for a single room

not to be translated into turkish market. - Calm down, please,

We can talk. - I assure you, this will cost you your job, nurse

Nurse Siglinde. What a coincidence, the chief physician is a good dear.

I already pity your child for this.

He's such a fucking dude! - Sorry? - Emre! - Stefan!

Get out of the stall immediately, or I will complain about your hard work,

you will find yourself in your own country. - What is happening? - Give me a

If you are going to say something, speak German. - Nurse, what's going on here?

Who gave you permission to place a couple in the room?

Mr. Chief, we had no choice. We have no place.

Are you going out now, please.

This was always a double room and we always had a place.

the racist

Give me my child!

But Mr. Strohmayer! - You now - do not make a sound. - Regina!

Your Chief Physician is right. Best of all, do not make a voice anymore.

Nurse Regina,

Thank goodness, name bands came. - What, what does that mean?

Is not the name band still attached? We will talk later!

We do not have a crime. Birth room It was so full - Just plug it in!

No, give it to me. Best of all, I'm on my own.

Strohmayer

Here you are, your name tag! - But Mr. Chief! - Regina! Wait outside.

Regards, ma'am.

Was everything all right? - Yes, very good. It's a beautiful boy.

Hello there. - Hello. - A little tired, that's all.

Büroma, let's go get some coffee. The nurse will pick us up later.

Send Turks!

Hello! New dad, how do we look?

I want to congratulate the baby. Your father-in-law was happy.

Yes, yes, thank you. - You stay between us, but it's something like that.

nobody is happy for.

Why? Everything is okay with this file.

There is no important reason to ban a residence permit. - Everybody does this

If it does so, we will soon become a Turkish colonel.

Do not put a stone in your way, you can reach high-rank.

Said.

Congratulations, mindless intellectual. - Thank you so much.

What a sugar thing. Marion, come, your father is restless.

Are you his father? - No, I'm a mother. - I just asked.

The quilt is very thin. - Come on, come on.

It will be like a scare, all women We will burn it. A real Hoffmann.

Mom, it's me.

Really, everyone got their own child? - Of course, what do you think?

Strange, but I can not figure out who your little one looks like.

The most beautiful child I've seen in the world for me.

Maybe except for Marion. - God, how long have we waited.

I know. I'm sincere, I thought it will not be anymore. - I know.

Marion is a real woman. - Stefan is a good man.

We were married for a year, our first child was born, was not it, Maria?

Norbert!

Do I help you with the birth certificate? - Do you want bread, Mom? - No.

Who lives here?

This is our new apartment

Really? - Of course!

Thanks for coming.

Navratil did not care about your lady's hair. - I can not wait.

Would you excuse me? - Of course.

A real Viennese! The first Austrian born in our family.

- He was immediately Avuythurian. But 0 was born here, in Austria.

Austrian or Turkish, our baby will be a special person.

S. REGION POPULATION

First floor. You will also need a stamp stamp.

Can you tell me where I can get the birth certificate?

You have to register and enter it in order.

Thank you, nurse. Have a nice day. - Your father greet you very much.

Number 28, come in!

It must be a mistake,

Here, in the birth certificate, my wife's name is written.

This birth certificate is a temporary document.

If you want your name to be lost,

you have to bring the paternity.

What do you mean, I'm not his father?

You insult us.

You are completely misunderstood.

We do not have your marriage certificate.

You need to take him to court. - What? To the court?

What are we doing there? - I do not understand this.

I tell you, I'm his father. My wife says the same thing.

He should know that. - Do not get upset.

These are all just formalities.

Have a nice day.

I guess they have not sent you right.

In the church in Turkey, so you are married in a mosque by the Muslim religion,

but you are not in the official apartment. - You're wrong. You do not know the truth.

We do not get married in the mosque. - My wife is right. - Yes true.

Anyway, your marriage purse you need to translate, then

After the Turkish consulate, please come back after that.

Okay? Come on, Güle Güle.

Have a nice day. - Good bye.

How sweet you are, yeah

Look, look. Scary child. Look.

Yeah

Yeah

There's only one insect for Marion now,

but a small prince on this line, despite all the genetic probabilities.

I did not hear that. - Doctor, the lady has enjoyed the taste of motherhood.

Your husband could connect you to his house, huh?

Marion, this is from Egypt.

Fritz found it in the mids of a Tortoise:

"CIavicornia Inserenda".

We have it now. - "CIavicornia Inserenda"? 40 in ours

There's one. Is not that my bee?

DECLARATION: PLACE OF RESIDENCE

Hi Emre. - Hi, Houchang. - What are you doing here at this hour?

I have a problem. - Is it a problem?

Come.

"Having been twice against the law of residence responsibility

, the following persons were given a residence permit:

Donmez Emre, Dönmez Emine... "

What am I supposed to tell Emine now?

This is a morality. You have to appeal absolutely.

You do not have to go over time.

Get out! No reading? The inside, the wheel, the wheel are entered.

Close the door! WHEAT WHEEL ENTRANCE.

In between, please!

Did you come to me? - Room 73? - Yeah,

It's mine. - Excuse me.

No no. I need to apologize. Here go!

Hey, it's me now! - What's going on?

First I want to apologize to you for the incident in the hospital.

My head was a bit confused. - You paid for your money.

Do not you want to sit down?

There go.

There go. - Thank you.

Halo!

Yeah.

Is this your son? - Yeah yeah. It's Karli.

He looked like his father's eyes.

Beautiful. How can I help you,

Mr. - Donmez, Emre Dönmez.

Dömer not.

I want to appeal your decision. There,

written that we should leave the country. - Hm, hm, hm, hm, hm

If you have valid reasons for appeal - Yes. It is ten

we live here. I work in the same company for eight years.

Here are our papers. - Recently

We moved to a new house. Stay in your residence for two days

we did. - It was a mistake. - We were so excited about the baby.

I'm ready to pay the bills.

I understand. As far as I can see, you are fulfilling all the requirements.

I do not see a problem for that reason. - So, we have reasons, are we?

Hello!

I mean, this is what happens. Do not worry. Here go!

Thank goodness, thank goodness. - Please go ahead.

It took a long time to get used to it. We will not be back anymore.

Thank you. - You're welcome. - I thank you a thousand times.

Have a nice day. I'm glad I could help you. There go.

Have a nice day.

What were they? - They do not have much. impossibly

coincidences like. - Did you send the exotic from a distance back by chance?

No. Again an appeal case. But there are valid reasons.

Oh god, the appeal is written I forgot to say that it will be done.

It would be enough to come to me He thinks. - They always think so.

It was bad now. It's like I know them.

Mr. Strohmayer, do not be ridiculous!

Are you going to run behind the Turks?

Anyway, maybe it will be self-explanatory. - Sit down!

Our business, the number of foreigners not to increase here.

I suppose someone in your position does not want to ruin your future.

Everyone who enters the door you do not want to adopt, I guess.

Look at beauty, beauty.

Come out now, come on!

Come on quickly, quick! Vote, vote quick, quick, quick!

Oh, it's wet!

Let's sleep like this. - How was it? How was it? Was it good?

Was it good?

The rat came in, stood in front of the house and stole the door

You open it? - Sure, of course. - Come on, little tiny calf.

If your mum is now established,

And the pop.

Sorry? - I'm nurse Regina St. From the Barbara Hospital.

Hmm.

Come on, come up.

Thank you.

Good evening. Yes, you are? - Good evening.

Do not you want to tell me what you came for?

What happens, do not deny me. A very bad crime has been committed.

I was not going to listen to Nurse Siglinde. I did not think it was so crazy.

I apologize, I do not understand anything.

Please promise me that you will not take me away.

I have nothing but my profession. I've never done anything wrong until now.

Okay, what is it that I should not say?

Do not you want to come in first?

You're welcome to sit. - That's right.

Yes, please tell me now! - This kid is not yours.

Excuse me, but I know this boy is from both of us.

Birdie. - Your child was changed at the hospital. - What does that mean,

has it been changed? - Unfortunately, I know for sure.

Nurse Siglinde said she would fix the situation, and I believed her.

Yesterday we went to the wine again, said that the children were changed again.

Stefan.

What are you talking about, what are you saying, are you crazy

But you got the wrong kid yourself from Nurse Siglinde.

The Turks are out there! - My God.

Stefan, I want this woman to leave immediately.

I know who your kid is. I know the name. - Please do not tell me.

Incomplete family.

Dömnez.

Turkish family in the room.

Marion, get the boy ready. You are coming together too!

Unfortunately, I did not find their address.

Open it please!

Come on!

Dömnez.

Everything will be alright. - What does it all mean?

What are you doing here?

I will take my child. Why do you think we came here?

What is going on there? If you do not interrupt your voice, call the police.

Please open the door. I want to talk to the Dömnez family.

I do not know. - Please do not bullshit. I know they live here.

Oh, those Turks. They went.

What do you mean, gone? When will they return?

They will never return. They have returned, Turkey. They were deported.

Stefan, please!

Come on, go!

Stefan,

Let's say we found those people What do we tell them?

We think we go there.

They probably want their own children.

Do you have passports?

Have a nice day.

Thank you.

AUSTRIA COUNTRY BORDER

Thank you. Room 4, this is it. - Do you have something to eat?

Unfortunately, everyone is gone. But I can make you buttered bread.

It's Marion. I feel.

No, not now. No. OK

Hello?

Hello? It's me, Stefan. I wanted to tell you. Yeah.

No, everything's fine here.

It's a bit of a problem getting a phone call from here, we're temporarily here.

How do you do, little one,

No problem on the air, is it?

We are in Kârnten, yes.

No. Profit is good, there's no problem in the car.

Marion can not speak now. I tell him, okay.

I have to close now, come on. Love, bye-bye.

I should have had a blood test.

You know how long it takes, maybe we can not find the child again!

Are you sure? - Are you sure? Yes, I am sure.

Did you relax? - I do not know!

Marion, please do not start again. We agreed, we go there,

We will take the child and we will return.

Stop! Stop right now!

The poppies here are redder.

Not Alaman, Austria.

Where?

From your side?

I guess they want us to follow.

Is it incredible? - Yeah yeah. İncirli.

Good.

God damn it!

I dont understand anything. - Mustafa is doing the car well. - Ha.

The radiator is not pierced, I hope. - A minute. Is the Dömnez family here?

Come come. Mustafa, come on. - Okay okay. Mustafa, okay.

Marion!

Come. - Come, we're going.

Come! Mustafa knows everything.

Come! Car Mustafa is good.

You better wait here.

I brought tourists

They have a Mercedes

It broke down

Where is the man now?

- Over there - have him come here

Come. Come.

Tell him the car cant be fixed today

You there! Come here!

Ask them why they're here

What are you doing here!

What do you want!

What is Stefan doing there?

We need to talk.

Stay away from me, Austrian!

Mr. Dömnez - Do not break!

- Somethings strange! Follow them! Find out what happens!

go on!

We have children here!

Stop whining, your kid is the wrong kid.

Mr Dömnez!

Mr Dömnez!

Mr Dömnezl, the situation is our children with our children!

Dömnez! Stop! You boy is the wrong kid!

I do not want to see you!

Our children were changed at the hospital. - Mr. Dömnez, we need to talk.

I did not want you to be expelled!

Do not break, what happens, please!

Coffee? Yes please. - Yeah.

If we can agree now, Mr. Dömnez,

I will make sure that your problems in Vienna are resolved.

I change my child into a residence permit.

Besides, what can a small officer do?

First, the boy is not yours.

Secondly, the interior minister is a good friend by chance.

That means I know him personally.

What's her name? - Hayri.

What am I doing? - Kani.

get out here right now!

What is it, mayor?

I'll tell you what, idiot

Your wife was "knocked up" by that preposterous person!

What gave you that idea?

If that were true I would have killed him long ago

What is happening?

Someone told her that your husband slept with me.

No

The man who chased us out of Austria

I told you about him before - Really?

Now he wants my child

What a devil

Leave him to me, you'll see

Listen,

do you know what we do here to people like you?

Mayor,

If you believe these lies, soon the whole village will, too

Everyone feels dangerous

sleeping together - Stop, slow down.

Who is talking about such a nonsense?

I'm starting to like the guy, let's see what we can get

What does he say? - We will go to the hotel, my hotel

Hotel Mustafa is lovely, very nice and sure.