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CJ ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS

A CJ ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCTION

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER JEONG TAE-SUNG

PRODUCED BY YIM SANG-JIN CO-PRODUCED BY YI JIN-HEE

JI SUNG

Yo, shut up, shut up!

Give it to me fucking straight.

The anxiety is climbing up between your balls. Isn't it?

Nope.

Su-jung, you know.

Westerners have huge wieners they kick ass.

That's all because of porn they're monsters.

I read that there's no difference between Asians and Westerners.

I bet an Asian guy wrote that book.

But you know, theirs may be big but they're limp.

You know those cheap pink sausages.

- I know. - They are limp.

Mine isn't big but it's hard.

You boys talk about that alone.

I have so much to do there.

No one liked my decision to study abroad.

I don't have time to play. I gotta work hard.

EDITED BY KIM SANG-BEOM KIM JAE-BEOM MUSIC BY KIM HONG-JIP

What are they doing?

Su-jung, please!

You two are too old for this shit.

SOUND DESIGNER LEE SEUNG-YEOP VISUAL EFFECTS BY BAEK SANG-HUN

Sorry. You okay?

I'm all wet.

You're wet?

- Yeah, I'm wet. Totally wet. - How else can I describe it?

What did I do wrong? You said wet.

What's wet?

PRODUCER YI JIN-HEE

This is so funny.

DIRECTED BY BYUN SUNG-HYUN

Safe.

The 8 ball needs to go in.

Unbelievable.

I gotta go.

Why?

No. You can't go. No, no, no.

I won't be able to see you for a year.

You can't go.

Stay. I want to hang out with you longer.

Okay So-yeon, get home safely.

See you.

- Bye, So-yeon. - See you.

Let's talk before you leave.

Go, go.

You all right? You know this is Su-jung's farewell party.

I'm really happy you came.

I'm happy to be here. I heard your news and...

Wait.

Yo.

Stay calm.

What the fuck?

It's only been 83 days and she has a new boyfriend?

We dated for seven years, but it only took her two and half months.

Is he talking about So-yeon's bitch?

He's hot.

When I heard he's a hotel chef, I thought he'd be a fat loser.

But his face is.

What? You all knew?

You all knew about it? Except me?

So-yeon told us not to tell you.

I was gonna tell you.

You knew and still called me here?

Are you all insane?

I'm just telling the truth.

Stop talking.

You know I can't lie.

You!

Think you're special?

Just because you're going abroad, do we all need to gather at one place?

You're making up an excuse for not finding a job in Korea.

You're turning 30, what's more to learn?

And you, your dick is hard?

Didn't you search online for Viagra because you can't get it up drunk?

You must be the youngest Viagra user.

That's gonna hurt.

Shut up, you son of a bitch!

You think that bastard is hot?

I'm younger and hotter than him.

But the chef probably makes more money.

Fuck.

WHATCHA WEARIN'?

Are you gonna come?

You can go inside.

Grab my ass when you come.

Are you home?

Are you alone?

Um... Yes.

Don't say anything.

Just do what I tell you.

Press a button once for "yes".

Press twice for "no".

If you got me, press the button.

That's a good boy. Were you sleeping?

My voice might echo a little. I'm in the bathroom.

I'm lying comfortably in the tub with warm water.

It's very warm and soft.

Especially, between my legs.

I told you not to talk.

I'll tell you what I'm doing right now.

I'm holding the phone on my left hand

and slowly touching myself with my right hand.

I'm touching there right now.

Take yours out.

Can I eat it up?

I want to eat it up with my mouth.

I'm gonna eat it softly.

I'm gonna eat the whole thing very softly.

Do it to me now.

Right now.

Now.

I'll get on top.

You will hear the water moving.

Listen carefully.

If the water moves faster,

it's because I'm going faster.

I'm going out of my mind.

I think I'm gonna come.

Harder.

It hurts.

Hello?

Honey?

Honey.

You can talk now. Was it good?

Yes. It was good.

What is this?

Is this one of those 1-900 numbers?

You girls call first these days?

Is it like a visiting service?

Hello?

By the way, how much did it cost me?

Who is this?

What?

010-5601-7895

5? 5!

Oh my... What am I gonna...

Hello, Seung-joon? Were you asleep?

Yeah. What time is it?

You know how I got a new cell phone today?

I didn't get to transfer the address book.

So I didn't set up the speed dial.

What are you talking about?

Listen. Your last four digits are 7892.

It's nothing. I got a new phone today.

Yun-jung, I have to wake up early tomorrow.

We will see each other tomorrow night.

You haven't forgotten.

Wear something pretty.

Okay.

Don't be late.

Yeah. Good night.

Wait a minute. Who was that freak?

What a creepy pervert!

14 Sexy Phone Techniques

Phone sex?

Girl.

You had phone sex with a stranger?

Holy cow!

It wasn't exactly phone sex.

Because I didn't enjoy it.

I just dialed one wrong digit last night

and made some pervert very happy.

There must be something wrong having phone sex in the first place.

Or wanting to sell some undies.

It's an online lingerie shop.

You just watch. It might be the next Victoria's Secret.

So Seung-joon hasn't proposed yet?

My poor sister.

He makes me mad.

He made you quit your job.

He should've married you long ago.

Seung-joon didn't tell me to quit.

And girls!

Do you think I, Lee Yun-jung, would quit her job

- simply because of marriage? - Yes.

You two don't miss anything.

Miss. You can't take a photo here.

Oh, this is so pretty, how much is it?

Should I get a divorce?

One off to the altar. One back home, your mom must have an exciting life.

It's been over a week since we had sex.

One week. That's an embarrassing reason for a divorce.

Don't talk about that in front of the baby.

Yun-jung. Are you really gonna marry Seung-joon?

Don't do it.

If you get married, sex will die off.

Is that something she should tell her own sister?

I'm telling you this as a female family member.

The number of positions goes first, then the number of sex is next.

Then goes the number of your heartbeats.

That's going too far.

Just because we won't have sex much, it doesn't mean our love will die.

Sex is like communication.

If there's no communication, it's not love.

It's true. If your vajayjay gets bored, your heart will too.

From a professional view, your sister went into cardiac arrest.

I wasn't going to tell you this.

But today is our 5th anniversary.

Not to mention my birthday, he can't even remember Christmas.

But he made reservations at a river deck restaurant for tonight.

What do you think it means?

A proposal!

Congratulations.

Pardon?

Oh, yes

Korean guys don't know much about romance.

Cakes for birthdays, a ring for proposal.

Aren't you tired of it?

For a moment like this, you need something special.

That ring helplessly sitting on the table,

it feels somewhat lonely.

It's because he's shy.

If I'm not out of line, I'd like to help you.

With?

If you can do that, I would be so grateful.

Here.

A cup of coffee.

Coffee.

Don't do that.

Open it.

Frankly, I'd be lying if I told you that I wasn't upset at all.

If you didn't do it today, I was gonna get a little mad.

Really? I hope you like it.

I wanted to buy the expensive one.

But big ones looked tacky.

It's fine, I don't care about that kind of stuff.

I'm not the extravagant type.

No, I'm not.

Nope.

I'm just happy that you put your heart in it and this is such a precious...

hair clip.

Congratulations!

As you can see, when you put a coin in his bowl,

it triggers the sensor, and this cute puppy eats the coin.

It works as a piggybank.

This is the end of my presentation.

That is good.

I think the adults will like it too.

Mr. Lee Hyun-seung?

Yes?

What do you think?

Yes.

What was the question?

I was asking about your thoughts on it.

I'm dying to know what you think.

My thoughts?

I think...

You think?

Do you even think about anything?

Stop already.

I'm working, don't you see?

Work? You call that work?

Work brings in money.

Are you fucking done talking?

Don't curse at me. I'm not your mom.

When are you gonna stop living off me?

I told you to give me some time.

Until when? How long do I need to wait?

Don't make me look like a snob!

You might not want to admit it, but we need to face the reality.

You can't just daydream forever.

You think I can't make it.

I never said that.

Oh yes, you just did with your own mouth.

If I thought that, I wouldn't have waited this long.

You have always thought that way.

What do you want from me?

I can't make it anyway. Why don't I just smash it?

I bought that.

I know. It's the Gibson Les Paul Standard. It's a very good guitar.

How much did you pay?

You really are a son of a bitch.

Right. You're a son of a bitch. I told you so.

Women are realistic animals.

In a professional term, a fucking bitch.

That's why I don't date.

Don't think about the bad stuff.

It must've been also hard on So-yeon.

Fundamentally, women have psychopathic tendency.

They're insensible to men's pain.

Frankly, I think So-yeon might come back.

That bastard's drunk, stop drinking.

Fuck you.

Those useless hopes make people more miserable.

Women are bitches, So-yeon is a woman so...

- Did Su-jung get in safely? - Yeah. She's unpacking now.

Take a look.

Listen well.

It's best to think all bitches as simple holes.

Hole number one.

Hole number two.

Two idiots.

I'm gonna screw all the women I know, except for my mom.

Except for Su-jung and So-yeon.

And except for your mom and your mom.

Hey, Su-jung! Of course I miss you.

Are you going to quit writing music forever?

What a waste.

So-yeon ruined one talented musician's dream.

Did I have such talent?

Of course, stupid. You're the greatest songwriter I know.

Do you remember the last song I wrote?

Of course.

Right? Especially, the guitar solo.

Yeah. I fucking love that guitar solo.

There was no guitar solo, it was a piano piece.

Didn't you run out of cigarettes? I'll go buy.

Hello. This is Lee So-yeon's cell phone.

Why did you answer my call?

Why not?

Give it back.

Hurry and give it back. Now.

Hello?

So-yeon

Hello?

Are all women the same?

That's right.

A girl like you probably never truly loved anyone.

You are all the same. Fuck.

After all, a woman's just a hole.

You're a psychopath after all.

Do you want to die?

Who the hell are you?

You're that pervert from last night.

A psychopath? You are just crazy.

A psycho, lunatic, weirdo!

A dirty pervert!

A psycho, lunatic, weirdo...

A dirty pervert?

What the...

Hey.

- What did you just call me? - What?

A psycho and a lunatic? Okay. I'll admit that.

But a dirty pervert?

You're the dirty pervert. You horny nymphomaniac!

Horny nymphomaniac?

Wow. You must be crazy.

Hey. Do you know me?

Why're you calling in the middle of night?

I'm gonna call the police.

You're the one calling at night and moaning over the phone.

I should report you to the police for sexual harassment.

You got proof?

Wow. You have a lot of nerve.

I got proof.

You know there's something called recording feature on cell phones these days.

Remember what you said last night?

Touching this and eating that. Huh?

That's all recorded.

Really?

That's right.

Remember what you said last night?

I should just post it online. That would be better than reporting you.

Hey. That's really bad.

Don't be so mean.

Mean? A psycho dirty pervert can't be mean?

That would just make me a mean psycho dirty pervert.

Um... The truth is

I was calling my boyfriend

and I accidentally dialed the wrong number.

You made the mistake.

Why are you calling me a pervert?

It's just that you called me today without any explanation,

all weeping.

You said that all women are the same and we're just holes.

It's scary, I don't even know you.

I was out of my mind.

I'm sorry.

Did you break up with someone?

It's just that...

I have something to say to someone.

But I don't even have the courage to say it.

Can you believe she doesn't love me anymore?

I'm about to get upset now.

Hey. Stop crying.

You want to talk about how upset you are.

Okay. I'll listen.

But you have to stop crying.

I wasn't crying.

And I don't really have anything to tell you.

We were soulmates.

We were different from others.

Know what it means to truly connect with someone?

It was really special.

I think most lovers think that way at some point.

I want to forget her but it's impossible.

I think it's going to be impossible forever.

That angelic smile

and soft hair.

Thinking that I can't ever feel that again.

You must have really liked her.

Don't just recall the good memories.

It might help to think about the bad things from the relationship.

She nagged all the time like an old lady.

And when I talked, she didn't even listen.

My boyfriend has stinky feet.

A neat freak! You know people with OCD who constantly clean things.

He sleeps with his back turned.

She grinds her teeth.

When she sleeps in my arms, she'll grind right next to my ears.

So I take my arms out when she falls asleep.

What else?

She doesn't do it for long.

Not with her mouth.

I guess she has yet to learn to enjoy the real flavor.

I don't care as long as he doesn't do it on my face.

Why not the face?

It's gooey like snot.

Would you like it if someone blew snot on your face?

I guess not.

Actually, it was my first time yesterday ever since we broke up.

It wasn't sex but it felt really weird.

By the way... Did you like it?

What?

Yes.

That's good.

Yes.

Everybody.

One more time.

Who were you talking to all night long?

Was it Seung-joon?

Of course.

Things are great between us. We love talking all night.

I couldn't care less.

Hey mom, what do you think about me and Seung-joon?

Do we look like we have something special?

Never mind. How was it with you and dad?

That he's special or he's your soulmate.

Did you feel that way?

Of course.

When?

Which moment made you feel that way?

Orgasm.

Sometimes, I would put on your dad's white dress shirt.

Here and here.

I would unbutton these two.

So he can see my breasts slightly.

I would wear a thong and gently move my hips side to side.

When I did, your dad would go crazy.

Then his thick hands would wrap around my waist.

Mom! Woah...

I'm suddenly tired.

I gotta go.

You made it all weird where are you going?

No, it's not weird at all, I think you should get in fast.

Girl. Hey!

Yun-jung will you get me some water?

Ta-da!

You look better in it than I do.

Right? There's more.

Don't be shocked.

Every man's dream, the tempting virgin!

What? Is that all?

Please cut me some slack.

Even if I did this?

Look closely.

Sweetie.

Yes.

You know I really want to do it.

But I have to finish something by tomorrow.

Okay. Go work.

Thanks for saving me, you're going to sleep over, right?

I'll get the light.

What the heck does he mean by thanks for saving me?

He must've had a lot of work.

Even if he had a lot of work,

I was looking so sexy that night.

And that's not all.

Should I get a boob job? Just up one size?

Don't.

Right? My boobs are good right now.

It's rather

if you get a boob job, they'll feel totally different.

Like rubber balls. I hate that.

How would you know if they feel like rubber balls?

Rubber balls

7895! Don't laugh.

Okay.

Mr. Lee Hyun-seung,

I'll call you later.

I was going to meet my friend today.

But she suddenly canceled on me. What should I do?

You said you're a musician. A vocalist?

No, the guitar.

Don't you want to play again?

I think the most important thing in music is...

You scared me, what's wrong?

It's because you won't play with me.

I'm taming the guitar you bought me.

Why do you need to do that?

Guitars are like girls.

Their sound gets better when handled gently.

Then play me and see what I sound like.

The sound isn't good. It's not tuned properly.

I think you picked the wrong chord.

Yeah, me too.

I only wear push-up bras.

That's why So-yeon dumped you.

You should've acknowledged that.

Whatcha wearing down there?

A black ribbon lace frilly thong.

Boys like this more because it's easy to take off.

Wow. Only the chicks with hot ass wear thongs.

Oh, that's right. You don't know my hipline.

And I can't even show you.

Yeah, right.

It's not only the hips.

My whole body is just innately beautiful.

I shouldn't toot my own horn.

But people say my body lacks human affinity

because it's like a mannequin, I'm a bit worried.

Enough with my body. It gets worse with my face.

Sometimes I'm surprised by my own face.

Every day is refreshing.

Is that a real girl? Or is that a talking doll?

You're saying that because we can't see. Should we meet?

If you saw me in person, you'll be speechless.

Should we? Meet?

No. Right?

I think we can have frank conversations,

because we haven't met.

I get what you mean.

Let me ask one thing.

Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend?

That's for guys with money.

I guess you're a good guy.

Am I?

Has ever 7892 cheated on you?

No way.

You think I'd let him?

Guess your boyfriend is a good guy too.

What are you doing tonight?

I don't really have anything.

I guess Mr. Lee has passion for everything except for work.

Especially, in front of the bathroom.

It's for seven o'clock.

You're a difficult person to catch.

Why didn't you come out camping with us last time?

What camping? I didn't know.

I think you were busy that day.

Anyway, it's good to finally see you.

Hey, we're here.

Are you sure I can join?

Of course.

Guess you two have never met.

She joined the company after you quit.

Say hello. She's a great senior to you.

Hello. I heard a lot about you

Seung-joon, you never told me she's this beautiful.

I told you I have a high standard.

- He's brimming with confidence. - Did you drink much?

No, we didn't.

Order everything. Order steaks.

Let's pick together.

I hoped she was just some prostitute, but she is a coworker.

Just like me.

What?

What are you doing?

This?

Right. I quit because of you.

Little girl. How old are you?

24? 25?

She reminds me of the days, you were chasing after me.

Yun-jung, I think you're mistaken.

Shut up and listen.

Do you think I'm stupid?

The more I try to please you, the bigger fool you take me for.

- Wan-sik. - Yes?

- You remember? - Yes.

I refused but he insisted on having just one more beer.

So I drank one beer with him and another.

And five years have passed.

Drink up. This is the last beer we'll have together.

Why are you drinking so fast?

She really likes drinking, huh?

Drink slowly, you might gag.

I guess she needed a drink badly.

Buy her drinks often.

Did you taste the pineapple flavor? Personally, I like Chuchu bong over Chupa Chups.

You know Korean Chuchu bong? It has rich fruit flavor.

Why didn't they just call it Chu bong?

It's tacky. Name is important in food biz.

Min-soo says to eat first.

You saw a movie.

What's wrong with your voice?

It was a sad movie.

What's wrong with yours?

You wanna see me?

This is so wrong.

I'm so insane.

No. I'm not doing anything bad.

Right? It's all right.

Excuse me.

Hi.

Yes?

Yes?

Where's the nearest convenience store?

- Oh, a convenience store? - Yes.

Thank you so much.

Over there. Walk about 200m straight.

Thank you.

This is not good. Not good at all.

Hey. I'm sorry. But I don't think we should meet.

Oh yeah?

I'm sorry, I don't know what to say.

It's okay, It might be better this way.

I think you're right.

If we see each other, we might lose what we have.

Yeah.

By the way, what happened to you?

Hello?

Excuse me.

Hold on.

Where's the nearest convenience store?

I'm new to this part of town.

You said you're pretty.

And you really are pretty.

What should we do now?

Wait.

Wait. I can't do this.

Stop.

Please stop.

Stop.

I'm sorry.

No. Don't be sorry.

You okay?

No, I'm trying to self-justify.

I think that's what I need right now.

You wanna talk on the phone?

Am I that boring?

You know you're not.

So you just sat there like a fool?

Yeah.

Guess I got scared.

If I find out the truth, then everything will be over.

What's scaring you?

Not getting married?

When I was little,

I thought I'd be somebody by this age.

But sadly,

I was just an average girl who wants stability.

An average girl with nothing can't dream much about anything.

An average girl would never have phone sex with a stranger.

You want revenge?

No.

What are these panties?

They're just standard white panties.

Oh your butt is so...

This is wrong.

Tired? You went home early last night.

No, I'm okay.

Excuse me.

Here is tuna

Jin-ju. You become prettier every time I see you.

I'm not gonna give you anything extra.

Start with the expensive fatty meat.

How's your undies business coming along?

Not too bad.

Well, have a good evening.

Okay.

Thanks, Jin-ju.

Sure.

Why don't you pick up?

I don't have to.

Who is it?

It's just this girl I know.

Take the call, it's okay.

Okay.

Hello?

Whatcha wearing down there?

I'm eating right now.

I'm getting hungry too.

Okay girl. Have a good dinner.

Girl? What girl?

Stop it.

Did you know that your feet stink?

I can't reach Su-jung since yesterday.

Guess she's busy.

Or else.

All right. In fact, I've got a problem.

You actually worry about stuff?

It's a fucking Freud-ish problem.

I had a dream a few nights ago and there was this hot chick.

Boobs are Honoka. Ass is Yuma Asami. It kicked ass.

I started from the back.

But it's so fucking awesome that I couldn't hold it in for long.

But you know how skilled I am. I switched to missionary position.

So I went at it again from the top. She was saying, "kimochi, kimochi".

Then I saw the face.

Fuck. I don't know if I can tell you this.

Go on.

This has to be our secret.

Okay.

The face is you.

Also with oily skin.

Hey. Try moaning a little.

- You wanna know the highlight? - What?

I came.

I had a wet dream about him and I ejaculated.

And it's very disturbing.

That's it! Shit. That's the ass.

Hello? This is the whale testicles' phone.

Hello? Sorry, that was my stupid friend.

Wasn't that Seok-un?

Is there anything you're lying to me?

What now?

I'm just asking is there?

What's wrong with you?

We just had nice dinner. Do we have to go through it again?

I think we need to have some frank conversations

I don't know much about you these days.

After I quit working, I don't know how you're doing at work.

Should I write you a daily report too?

That's not what I'm talking about.

Yun-jung, it's been good, not fighting recently.

If we don't start the first argument, we will get by.

That's what we're doing getting by.

You were with your boyfriend.

So-yeon called me earlier.

Really?

What did she say?

She wants to see me.

That's great.

But I'm scared to see her.

Seeing the other guy next to So-yeon,

I don't know if she's the same person I've dated for seven years.

I know what you mean.

It's not about the sense of betrayal.

It's the unfamiliarity that you first feel.

Has she ever called you first since you two broke up?

No. This is the first.

I went to her place once.

You did what?

You didn't by any chance, get drunk and go to her place, did you?

Open the door! Open!

The neighbor called me in.

Listen carefully, I'm in no position to tell you this.

But you need a plan right now.

A plan?

Yes.

You have to make her forget about your pathetic past.

You're a cool guy from now on.

Let's call this operation, "So Cool".

"So Cool."

Be about five minutes.

No. Arrive 10 minutes late.

Then pretend as if you're really busy with your call.

Something work related will be good.

Yes, sir, I looked over the presentation.

Compared to 3rd and 4th Q performance, it seems feasible.

Okay. I'll contact Mr. Kim and develop the project proposal.

Starting Frankfurt, Germany...

Hello?

What's up, fucker? Are you jerking off?

This phone is acting weird.

Don't forget, "So Cool".

I better get a new phone. How are you?

You look good.

I saw you at the theaters a while ago.

Was that your girlfriend?

Do you write songs these days?

No, I quit, I'm getting too old for that.

Hearing you say that is a bit sad.

You're the one who told me to face the reality.

I was really bad, huh?

No. You were great.

Hey. You want to go for a drink?

So you haven't seen each other ever since?

No, I miss her so much.

What would you like to sing today?

Kim Bum-soo's "I Miss You".

I'm sorry. I wasn't laughing. This is Kim Bum-soo's "I Miss You".

♪ I won't go, I'll just wait here. ♪

He really can't sing.

That's so embarrassing.

You broke up, what's there to miss?

Who am I talking to?

How did it go? Did you two meet?

You were with her this whole time?

Is it too late for you to come out?

Hyun-seung.

Are you crying?

This is so awkward.

Don't be so pathetic, you might catch a cold.

What am I gonna do with you?

What happened?

What did So-yeon say?

If you don't start talking, I'm going home.

Okay. Okay.

I'll tell you, but you can't laugh.

Never.

We went for a drink. It was great up to that moment.

Then I asked something stupid.

What? No, you didn't...

What is your boyfriend like?

He's a good person.

He's rich?

You think I'm dating him because of his money?

If you're not, whatever.

He's better looking than you.

My girlfriend has bigger boobs.

They didn't look that big.

She doesn't wear a push-up bra like someone.

My boyfriend's is bigger than yours.

What is?

Oh no. So what did you say?

How big is it?

You said you wouldn't laugh.

I'm sorry Hyun-seung, so what happened?

At first, she hesitated to answer.

I don't care about his dick size, but I felt like I should know.

So how big is it?

23.

23? Like this?

No, 23.

Fuck 23!

23 is not a penis size.

That's Michael Jordan's uniform number.

So-yeon was too harsh, I would've shorten it a bit.

Thinking about a 23 cm penis doing So-yeon is driving me nuts.

It's all right. The size isn't important.

You might think I'm obsessed with dicks if I say this but...

Compared to 7892, whose is bigger?

Curious?

Nah. Yours is bigger for sure.

What do you want to sing?

Anything but a love song.

Why not a love song?

I just don't like it.

Why not?

All the love songs are so obvious.

Love itself is obvious.

You meet, love, part away,

get hurt,

and you meet again.

I bet people get married because they get tired of repeating those.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Nothing.

Hold this. What should we sing?

You tell me, you're the musician.

What sounds good with my voice?

Moaning?

What?

Something like this?

Yes, it's so good.

Like this?

Oh no. I like it.

Really?

Yes. Do that.

That's it.

You're a genius.

You should write more.

What is it?

Hyun-seung.

I'm sleepy.

Wait here.

Lee Yun-jung, is it really you?

Hi, long time no see.

Wow, it's good to see you.

We couldn't get hold of you.

Everybody misses you.

Didn't you say you were quitting work to get married?

So did you?

Oh that.

Oh no, you still haven't.

You've been talking about your wedding for years.

You should hurry up. It's really great.

We're not that old.

If you don't do it now, you can't do it forever.

You know guys actually care about women's age these days.

You shouldn't have quit your job.

I guess so.

Oh my! Are those wrinkles under your eyes?

Where? I don't see any.

Oh, you have company. Who is this?

He's a friend.

Of course. He's too good looking.

I thought he was your brother.

I gotta go now.

I actually came here to work. Talk to you later.

Okay. See you.

Who is she?

I don't go to reunions because of her. Let's go.

Excuse me.

What are you doing?

What? Do I embarrass you?

No.

Hey there. I'm not just a friend, I'm her fiancee.

I've been asking her for years and finally got her approval.

My Yun-jung is still shy about it.

You know marriage isn't something people brag.

Oh, okay. Congrats.

Thanks.

I'm not done talking.

Please talk fast, I'm busy.

Okay, I'll make this fast.

You, you're ugly.

You look exactly like a sea turtle.

A sea turtle.

I'm the one who got slapped.

Are you my guardian?

Did you have to do that?

Am I supposed to thank you?

I'm sorry. My bad.

I'm sorry, I don't think things through.

What's that?

No, you don't have to be sorry.

What makes me really mad is

everything she said about me is true.

I'm so messed up.

Do you feel better when you put yourself down?

You look as if you're trying to be pathetic with your age and wedding talks.

How can anyone love you when you don't love yourself?

It's weird to hear that from you...

I know I've been acting like a loser after I got dumped.

But I can be quite mature.

You know what else?

You are very lovely and attractive.

At least more than that sea turtle.

Did it hurt?

Yeah, but it's the other cheek.

Fucker.

7892?

Next time, I'll write you a love song that's not so obvious.

When did you come in?

Your song sounds different now that you're in love again.

What?

- Don't play me. You whale testicles. - Who is she?

- What did you get? - Beer.

Buddy. What's good is good.

You know the old saying, Love is the only cure for heartbreak.

Shut up. How is Su-jung?

I was mistaken about her.

She goes to school during the day and works at night.

She's busy trying to get adjusted.

I'm going to visit her after one month.

Yeah?

Fuckers. Good for you.

I don't want to pay for sex anymore.

The fake moan. Love gel.

These hypocritical things are draining my sensibility.

Let's drink.

Fuck.

I want to fall in love too.

Stay still.

Stop it.

We're in front of my place.

That makes it more exciting.

Seung-joon, stop.

I said no! What's wrong with you?

I'm sorry.

Sorry, Seung-joon, are you okay?

Whatever.

- You only do it when you want. - Stop.

I don't want to fight, I'll see you later.

I don't think we should see each other anymore.

I don't think I'm in my right mind.

This relationship isn't right.

We are good friends.

Right?

You are right.

I don't think this is right either.

For you or for me.

Or for our friendship.

Friendship?

Do you know anyone who has sex to save friendship?

Why? Does Seung-joon?

It's not about him.

I understand.

We do it to save our friendship too.

Guess Yun-mi is getting some these days.

Remember how much she was whining?

We're good these days, my sister is the problem.

You poor thing, now, your sister even pities you.

How can you win a teenager who got pregnant instead of taking her SAT?

Should I break up?

I'm just talking in random.

When you break up, you need preventive measures.

But I was caught off guard.

You sure Su-jung is cheating on you?

A German asshole, right?

Germany sausages kick ass.

Fucking asshole. Shut up.

What did I do? Talk to the German sausage.

- I told you to shut up, son of a bitch! - Yo, apologize.

I won't apologize.

What? You son of a bitch!

But I'll do something nicer. My friend just opened a karaoke bar.

You won't have to pay the table charge if I take you.

Are there hot chicks?

Go, go!

♪ I cried yesterday but I'll be happy ♪ ♪ because of you today ♪

♪ Not a face or anything else ♪

♪ I just needed love. ♪

♪ The past is all... ♪

Hello.

I don't want a friend.

I don't want to be friends with you.

What are you saying?

Hello?

Hello?

Answer it.

Later.

You said you have something to say, hurry.

What are you doing?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

What are you doing?

Hello.

- Stop. - Let go. Hello. Hello!

Hello.

Please talk.

Is this your cell phone? I don't think so.

I'm her boyfriend, who is this?

Oh, you're the boyfriend.

7892, right? 7892!

Who are you? How did you get my number?

How?

Your girlfriend keeps calling me that's how.

My number is 7895.

It's not once or twice, she keeps dialing the wrong number.

Do you know what she did today?

Doesn't she know how to use speed dial?

What? I'm not sure...

Because of her text,

my fiancée almost called off the wedding!

Last time, she called me in the middle of night!

Put her on the phone.

Sir. Please calm down.

Do you think I can calm down right now?

How?

Do you know how I feel right now?

Do you? Shit.

Forget it, I'll just change my number.

You're so loud that I can't drink.

Be quiet over there.

Thought you were acting different these days.

I'm an idiot, I really am.

You know what I was thinking?

Never mind.

Yun-jung, I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry, Please say something.

Don't be sorry.

Yun-jung.

Yun-jung.

Yun-jung!

Yun-jung!

You know this is all because I love you.

I was gonna do this a few days ago.

I hope this makes you feel better.

I realized it again recently.

If someone should be by my side, then that someone should be you.

My friend went to the emergency room!

Fuck. You hurt me! I'm not gonna settle.

Yun-jung: Thanks earlier.

What are you gonna do with my balls?

Look!

Sit down, asshole.

Yun-jung: He proposed today.

I'm hurt more. Fuck! What about my balls?

Aren't you guys too old for fistfights?

Let me see you. Are you hurt?

This feels strange.

I can't believe I used to live here.

You think that I'm like Su-jung?

I've never cheated on you, we just broke up.

I know.

You just got a new boyfriend as soon as you broke up with me.

As if you've been waiting.

You had it bad, but it was hard on me too.

It was probably the hardest moment of my life.

I cried for weeks alone.

Weeks?

Weeks?

Do you know how fucked up I was because of you?

I know. I ruined everything.

You didn't ruin anything.

I'm in a bad mood, so it came out wrong.

I know you're a good girl, not only to me.

But also to your new boyfriend,

I bet you're a good girl.

I broke up with him.

I couldn't get you off my mind.

Look at all these.

There are a lot.

You're strange these days, looking so sullen.

You've been dreaming about this wedding for so long.

Did you change your mind?

I'm just a bit tired.

He made you wait for so long. Now, he's all in a hurry. What's up?

That's your brother-in-law, you're talking about.

The wedding invitations are here.

I'll deliver it myself.

Okay. See you then.

Yun-jung.

Yun-mi, can I have your car keys? Grab a cab home

I have to be somewhere.

I'll give you cab fare.

I got money.

Here.

Thanks.

I don't know what it is but I'm on your side. Okay?

Where's she going?

Hyun-seung!

Hi.

Hello.

You must be So-yeon.

Heard a lot about you, nice to meet you.

Okay.

Good for you. You two are back together. Congrats!

What are you doing here?

What's wrong with me today? Hold on.

Ta-da! My wedding invitations came out.

I was nearby so...

Congratulations.

Thanks.

You should come too.

We will have a lot of food.

We'll have the big crawfish, the king crabs!

I think you meant lobsters.

That's right.

Lobster is big... I'd better go.

You two look great together.

Be good.

Have fun.

What should we eat? How about pasta?

Or we can have rice.

Okay.

Then let's eat Kimchi stew.

You love mackerel Kimchi stew.

Let's get a drink too.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Love itself is obvious.

You meet, love, part away, get hurt

and you meet again.

I bet people get married because they get tired of repeating those.

You look gorgeous, congratulations.

- She's finally doing it. - Isn't my sister pretty?

Of course. Hello.

Let's take a picture.

Me too.

Please take a picture of us.

Let's go.

Can't you two just go?

You know why we're going?

If you kill yourself on a day like this, we can't live with the burden.

- That's encouraging, asshole. - What?

Come on baby! Baby, baby!

I thought it was just us.

I'm not like you guys.

Hey baby, did you wait for long?

That's yummy, you wanna try this?

Which one's girlfriend is getting married today?

- I didn't mean to tell her that. - Blabbermouth.

It's you. You poor thing.

You really met her through phone sex?

- Excuse me, A-ra. - Why did you break up?

Stop it, it's not like that.

Are you getting angry at A-ra right now?

No, I'm not angry.

They didn't break up or anything like that.

Then what happened?

So... They're not like us.

What are we?

We love each other.

- You and me? - Yes.

I never heard you say that.

Do I need to spell it out?

Am I not your boyfriend?

No.

You and me.

We slept together.

That's because A-ra likes you.

But you never told me that.

A-ra. That is... What are you doing?

I'm going home.

Okay, okay

I love you.

- Really? - Yes, I love you.

Then why are you so quiet?

A-ra, I love you, I love you.

I fucking love you, I do love A-ra.

I love you.

Yo, Hyun-seung.

Hyun-seung! Hyun-seung!

- What's with him? - Shit.

Bride and groom, please come forward.

Wait up.

Whale testicles!

Seung-joon. You look great!

Stop the car!

2549! Stop the car.

Their bodies and minds unite as a couple like the water.

- Respect and love one another. - Mom, don't cry.

- Stop the car over there! - Stop the car. Hurry!

There's a home wrecker in that car!

♪ Come to me, come into my life ♪

With you, everything will be new.

Fucker. Where are you going?

I didn't even get to tell her that I like her.

Do it over the phone.

- Over the phone. - Hyun-seung!

That was Mr. Shin Hae-chul.

Mr. Satan singing at a wedding, It's awkward.

Did you see the snake on his head?

- Sorry. I thought it was funny. - Here is another singer.

Yes? There was one more singer.

I'm sorry I'm late.

This goes out to the beautiful bride.

♪ It came like the wind ♪

♪ Our three second kiss ♪

♪ It came like the raindrops ♪

♪ Your laughter over the phone ♪

It's the kick ass song.

♪ It came like the wind ♪

♪ Your breasts in my hands ♪

♪ Your bottom in my boxers ♪

♪ Your moan over the phone ♪

♪ Tell me about your panties ♪

♪ Show me your panties ♪

♪ Show me the color ♪

♪ It makes me wonder even more ♪ ♪ what's inside those panties ♪

You're insane.

What? You know him?

What is this? You two know each other?

I missed you.

Crazy asshole.

- Are you insane? This is my wedding. - Let go of him.

- Let go, assholes. - Get lost.

Explain this situation to me.

Who is that bastard? What did you do?

We slept together.

What are you doing? Are you insane?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that I don't feel sorry at all.

Yun-jung!

Why don't you answer that?

Should I be sorry?

What?

What are you doing?

Just because I have my eyes closed, I'm not blind.

Do you know how pathetic it is to pretend to be blind?

Do you get some pleasure from inviting your mistress to your wedding?

So they are both at fault.

No, it's self-defense.

- How can you raise a daughter like that? - Who said that?

It's not like that. It was a mistake.

I made a few mistakes with her because of alcohol.

She means nothing to me.

Seung-joon! Did you think I did it because I liked you?

You were so persistent when we went drinking.

Wait, wait!

So you two slept together?

It was before we started dating.

You two are dating?

This is why people say not to get involved in office romances.

- Asshole! - Yun-jung!

Yun-jung!

Big sis!

Yun-mi.

You can call me crazy or call me names.

I don't know what I've just done but...

No. I'm glad you broke off this stupid wedding.

Because of you, I feel like myself again.

I love you.

I don't believe in those words anymore.

I love you.

Yes. They're good to go.

Two shots over Gisele's...

Be lovely.

Yun-jung.

You'll have to thank us for the rest of your life.

About what?

It's snowing a lot outside.

This kind of weather brings out some sort of longing.

Something corny like unquenched memories falling down as snow.

This is Shin Hae-chul's Music Station.

Are you ready? Remember you are me.

I'm so nervous.

This person is getting over his head lately.

- Who do we have here? - Who's responsible for making me this way?

We have our no-good songwriter, Lee Hyun-seung with us.

Hello. This is Lee Hyun-seung, the face of Masuri show.

Hush!

We have a caller from Sinbanpo, this is Ms. Park Jin-ju.

She picked a special song.

Yes. It's a very special song

I know the story behind this song, Mr. Lee here...

Hello, Jin-ju?

Yes. You're on air. Hello.

Jin-ju?

Pick it up.

Hello?

Hi, Jin-ju.

You're gonna sing Mr. Lee's song?

Yes.

Aren't the lyrics beautiful?

But the original lyrics were really vulgar.

I know that.

Okay. Let's hear it first and continue with the talk.

♪ It came like the wind ♪

♪ Our three second kiss ♪

♪ It came like the raindrops ♪

♪ Your laughter over the phone ♪

A psycho! A dirty pervert!

You're the dirty pervert! You horny nymphomaniac!

♪ It came like the wind ♪

♪ My heart filled with regrets ♪

You look as if you're trying to be pathetic with your age and wedding talks.

How can anyone love you when you don't love yourself?

Hyun-seung!

♪ Your silence over the phone ♪

♪ Show me your heart ♪

♪ Tell me your secrets ♪

♪ Show me your love ♪

♪ Your true heart... ♪

What?

You said your name is Jin-ju?

I thought all love songs were obvious.

Love itself is obvious.

But that song was different. About my panties...

No, he said he was curious about what's inside those panties.

Wasn't that a unique confession of love?

So are you still together with that man?

No. I said I don't believe in love anymore.

Then I guess it's over.

But, what if.

What if he finds out that I'm regretting it?

Is it still over?

If he's listening to this,

I want to tell him this.

Wait.

Right now.

Whatcha wearing down there?

Fuck, I'm screwed.

About this situation at our Music Station, we, producers...

- Fucking hang up! - Hae-chul. Wrap it up and play the music.

A pair of pink lace boy shorts with lace-up ribbon back.

Let's hear the song.

It's dead.

Save it.

Need it bigger.

Like this?

It tickles.

What are you doing fucker?

Just do it.

Do it. It's all on tape.

You and me.

You never told me that.

Do I have to spell it out?

Then are we not...

Do I have to spell it out?

Then are we not...

Do I have to spell it out?

Then are we not boyfriend girlfriend?

Congratulations!

My girlfriend has bigger boobs.

My boyfriend's is bigger than yours.

How big is it?

Are you ready?

WHATCHA WEARIN' last scene. Take 165.

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