Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:03,142 --> 00:00:05,977
( theme music playing )
2
00:00:32,838 --> 00:00:35,539
IF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN
FOLLOWING EVENTS VERY CLOSELY,
3
00:00:35,541 --> 00:00:37,508
YOU MIGHT THINK
THAT THESE ARTICLES
4
00:00:37,510 --> 00:00:39,177
THAT I AM PACKING
INTO WINE CRATES,
5
00:00:39,179 --> 00:00:40,544
ARE CHRISTMAS PUDDINGS.
6
00:00:40,546 --> 00:00:43,647
IF THEY WERE, I WOULD NOT
BE HANDLING THEM SO GINGERLY
7
00:00:43,649 --> 00:00:46,684
AT HALF PAST 1:00
IN THE MORNING.
8
00:00:46,686 --> 00:00:49,153
THESE THINGS ARE,
IN FACT,
9
00:00:49,155 --> 00:00:51,555
MANUFACTURED
FROM HIGH EXPLOSIVES,
10
00:00:51,557 --> 00:00:53,824
TAKEN FROM
TWO GERMAN LAND MINES.
11
00:00:53,826 --> 00:00:56,361
BEFORE LONG, NO DOUBT,
THE MEMBERS OF THE RESISTANCE
12
00:00:56,363 --> 00:00:58,429
WILL BE STANDING
ON RAILWAY BRIDGES,
13
00:00:58,431 --> 00:01:00,464
LIGHTING THESE PRICKLY FUSES,
14
00:01:00,466 --> 00:01:02,466
AND THROWING THE WHOLE THING
DOWN THE FUNNEL
15
00:01:02,468 --> 00:01:05,136
OF SOME PASSING,
FAST MOVING, EXPRESS TRAIN,
16
00:01:05,138 --> 00:01:07,705
WHICH EXPLAINS
WHY OUR RAILWAYS
17
00:01:07,707 --> 00:01:10,608
ARE NOT RUNNING TO TIME
THESE DAYS.
18
00:01:10,610 --> 00:01:12,977
THE TWO LAND MINES
THAT I MENTIONED,
19
00:01:12,979 --> 00:01:15,579
ARE NOW EMPTY OF DYNAMITE,
20
00:01:15,581 --> 00:01:18,116
AND WILL SHORTLY BE FILLED
WITH TWO BRITISH AIRMEN,
21
00:01:18,118 --> 00:01:20,084
WHO ARE HIDING NEARBY.
22
00:01:20,086 --> 00:01:21,619
CAN YOU GUESS WHERE?
23
00:01:24,489 --> 00:01:26,024
- HELLO.
- HELLO.
24
00:01:28,093 --> 00:01:30,461
Yvette:
RENE, RENE.
25
00:01:30,463 --> 00:01:33,031
THAT IS YVETTE,
ONE OF MY WAITRESSES.
26
00:01:33,033 --> 00:01:35,533
NATURALLY, SHE CANNOT
KEEP HER HANDS OFF ME,
27
00:01:35,535 --> 00:01:37,468
ALTHOUGH I DO NOT
ENCOURAGE HER.
28
00:01:37,470 --> 00:01:39,103
I AM DOWN HERE, MY SWEET.
29
00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:43,942
OH, RENE,
I COULD NOT SLEEP.
30
00:01:43,944 --> 00:01:46,377
I WAS HAVING A NIBBLE
IN THE LARDER,
31
00:01:46,379 --> 00:01:48,346
AMONGST THE KNOCKWURST
SAUSAGES
32
00:01:48,348 --> 00:01:50,348
AND SUDDENLY,
I THOUGHT OF YOU.
33
00:01:53,218 --> 00:01:55,019
YVETTE, YOU MUST NOT
34
00:01:55,021 --> 00:01:56,955
LET YOUR MIND DWELL ON ME.
35
00:01:56,957 --> 00:01:59,523
AFTER ALL, I AM NEARLY
20 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU ARE.
36
00:01:59,525 --> 00:02:02,293
WHEN I AM 90,
YOU WILL STILL ONLY BE 70.
37
00:02:02,295 --> 00:02:05,063
I WILL STILL FEEL THE SAME.
38
00:02:05,065 --> 00:02:07,198
NOT TO ME, YOU WON'T.
39
00:02:10,035 --> 00:02:13,204
OH, RENE, HOLD ME
FOR ONE BRIEF MOMENT.
40
00:02:13,206 --> 00:02:15,606
CRUSH YOUR NIGHTGOWN
TO MY NIGHTGOWN.
41
00:02:18,577 --> 00:02:20,878
WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT,
I CANNOT SAY NO.
42
00:02:21,913 --> 00:02:24,082
OH, RRR-RENE.
43
00:02:25,284 --> 00:02:27,485
I CAN FEEL
THE BOLD EMBROIDERY
44
00:02:27,487 --> 00:02:29,320
OF YOUR NIGHTGOWN
45
00:02:29,322 --> 00:02:31,089
IMPRESSING ITSELF
UPON MY BOSOM.
46
00:02:31,091 --> 00:02:33,091
OH, YVETTE,
47
00:02:33,093 --> 00:02:35,593
HAVE YOU ANY IDEA
OF THE EXCITEMENT
48
00:02:35,595 --> 00:02:37,428
THAT STIRS WITHIN ME
WHEN I CRUSH
49
00:02:37,430 --> 00:02:39,397
YOUR STARCHED LINEN
NIGHTDRESS IN MY HAND?
50
00:02:39,399 --> 00:02:41,699
YES, I HAVE.
51
00:02:43,502 --> 00:02:46,237
MY GOD, YOU HAVE
LIT THE FUSE.
52
00:02:47,572 --> 00:02:49,773
HOW LONG I HAVE WAITED
TO HEAR THOSE WORDS
53
00:02:49,775 --> 00:02:52,010
FROM YOUR SENSUOUS LIPS.
54
00:02:57,849 --> 00:02:59,884
Edith:
RENE?
55
00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:02,887
RENE--
56
00:03:17,903 --> 00:03:19,937
RENE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
57
00:03:19,939 --> 00:03:23,141
WE VERY NEARLY HAD
A BIG BANG IN THE CELLAR.
58
00:03:27,879 --> 00:03:30,448
IT IS NOW ONE HOUR
SINCE THE BELL
59
00:03:30,450 --> 00:03:32,417
FELL UPON VON SMALLHAUSEN.
60
00:03:32,419 --> 00:03:35,386
I WOULD HAVE EXPECTED SOME
WHIMPERING NOISE FROM HIM.
61
00:03:35,388 --> 00:03:37,422
THERE IS NOT MUCH ROOM
62
00:03:37,424 --> 00:03:39,457
FOR AIR TO BE ADMITTED
THROUGH THIS SMALL CRACK,
63
00:03:39,459 --> 00:03:41,459
PERHAPS HE HAS SUFFOCATED.
64
00:03:41,461 --> 00:03:43,194
I SEE HIS HAND PROTRUDING.
65
00:03:43,196 --> 00:03:44,762
TREAD ON IT.
66
00:03:44,764 --> 00:03:46,230
AARGHH!
67
00:03:46,232 --> 00:03:47,798
HE'S ALIVE.
68
00:03:50,635 --> 00:03:52,403
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
69
00:03:52,405 --> 00:03:54,105
HERR VON SMALLHAUSEN?
70
00:03:54,107 --> 00:03:56,374
BONG ONCE FOR YES,
71
00:03:56,376 --> 00:03:57,908
AND TWICE FOR NO.
72
00:03:57,910 --> 00:03:59,677
( one bong )
73
00:03:59,679 --> 00:04:01,645
DO YOU WISH
74
00:04:01,647 --> 00:04:03,614
TO HAVE A HAM SANDWICH?
75
00:04:03,616 --> 00:04:05,083
( one bong )
76
00:04:06,318 --> 00:04:07,518
WITH MUSTARD?
77
00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:09,787
( two bongs )
78
00:04:09,789 --> 00:04:11,389
HOLD THE MUSTARD.
79
00:04:16,995 --> 00:04:18,929
HERR FLICK,
THE SANDWICH
IS TOO THICK
80
00:04:18,931 --> 00:04:20,631
TO GO THROUGH
THE CRACK.
81
00:04:20,633 --> 00:04:22,433
THEN REMOVE THE HAM.
82
00:04:30,909 --> 00:04:32,810
HE HAS TAKEN IT.
83
00:04:32,812 --> 00:04:35,045
THE LASHINGS
ARE IN PLACE.
84
00:04:35,047 --> 00:04:37,081
ASSIST ME
WITH THE PULLING.
85
00:04:46,458 --> 00:04:47,858
HERR FLICK,
86
00:04:47,860 --> 00:04:49,594
DID YOU SEE ANYTHING
87
00:04:49,596 --> 00:04:51,762
WHEN YOU WERE SUSPENDED
BY THE CLAPPERS?
88
00:04:51,764 --> 00:04:53,831
DESPITE THE FACT
89
00:04:53,833 --> 00:04:55,833
THAT MY EYES
WERE WATERING
90
00:04:55,835 --> 00:04:58,603
DUE TO THE DRAFT BLOWING
THROUGH THE OPEN APERTURE,
91
00:04:58,605 --> 00:05:00,771
I SAW SOMETHING
SUSPICIOUS
92
00:05:00,773 --> 00:05:03,274
IN THE BUILDER'S YARD
NEXT TO THE CAFE.
93
00:05:03,276 --> 00:05:05,209
WE WILL INVESTIGATE
94
00:05:05,211 --> 00:05:07,978
WHEN WE HAVE RELEASED
VON SMALLHAUSEN.
95
00:05:11,116 --> 00:05:12,617
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
96
00:05:12,619 --> 00:05:15,520
I HAVE A VERY SORE HEAD.
97
00:05:15,522 --> 00:05:17,288
THAT IS THE LEAST
OF YOUR PROBLEMS.
98
00:05:17,290 --> 00:05:19,157
YOU HAVE BEEN
SQUASHED WELL BELOW
99
00:05:19,159 --> 00:05:20,724
THE MINIMUM HEIGHT
REQUIRED
100
00:05:20,726 --> 00:05:22,026
FOR MEMBERS
OF THE GESTAPO.
101
00:05:23,795 --> 00:05:25,963
LET ME HAVE
YOUR RESIGNATION
IN THE MORNING.
102
00:05:31,837 --> 00:05:33,738
GOOD MORNING, COLONEL.
103
00:05:35,073 --> 00:05:37,207
GRUBER, HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU
104
00:05:37,209 --> 00:05:39,143
TO KNOCK GENTLY
BEFORE YOU ENTER?
105
00:05:39,145 --> 00:05:40,578
YOU PUT ME OFF MY SHOT.
106
00:05:41,713 --> 00:05:43,314
SORRY, COLONEL.
107
00:05:44,550 --> 00:05:46,651
NOW, HAVE YOU FOUND
THE LAND MINES?
108
00:05:46,653 --> 00:05:48,886
I HAVE DRIVEN
ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE
IN MY LITTLE TANK.
109
00:05:48,888 --> 00:05:51,155
THERE IS NOT
A WHISPER OF THEM.
110
00:05:51,157 --> 00:05:53,825
THE GENERAL IS NOT
GOING TO LIKE THIS.
111
00:05:54,927 --> 00:05:57,061
YOU DO NOT SEEM
VERY CONCERNED, COLONEL.
112
00:05:57,063 --> 00:05:58,496
WHY SHOULD I?
113
00:05:58,498 --> 00:06:00,631
I TOLD HIM I DELEGATED
THE TASK TO YOU,
114
00:06:00,633 --> 00:06:02,600
AND YOU HAVE FAILED!
115
00:06:07,706 --> 00:06:10,107
COLONEL, I HAVE
MOST IMPORTANT NEWS.
116
00:06:10,109 --> 00:06:12,142
IN COMPLIANCE
WITH YOUR ORDERS,
117
00:06:12,144 --> 00:06:13,711
I HAVE BEEN SPYING
ON HERR FLICK.
118
00:06:13,713 --> 00:06:15,613
AS A RESULT,
I CAN TELL YOU HE BELIEVES
119
00:06:15,615 --> 00:06:17,915
HE KNOWS THE WHEREABOUTS
OF THE MISSING LAND MINES.
120
00:06:17,917 --> 00:06:19,984
WELL DONE, HELGA.
WHERE ARE THEY?
121
00:06:19,986 --> 00:06:23,253
IN THE BUILDERS' YARD
ADJACENT TO RENE'S CAFE.
122
00:06:23,255 --> 00:06:25,990
GOOD. I WILL CONVEY THIS
TO THE GENERAL.
123
00:06:25,992 --> 00:06:29,059
NO, I WILL CONVEY
THIS TO THE GENERAL.
124
00:06:29,061 --> 00:06:31,762
BUT YOU DELEGATED ME
TO FIND THE LAND MINES.
125
00:06:31,764 --> 00:06:33,364
I CONVEY
THE GOOD NEWS.
126
00:06:33,366 --> 00:06:36,066
JUNIOR OFFICERS
CONVEY THE BAD NEWS.
127
00:06:37,469 --> 00:06:38,903
( door opens )
128
00:06:40,372 --> 00:06:43,541
MIMI, HAVE YOU
NOT FINISHED WRITING
THOSE MENUS OUT YET?
129
00:06:43,543 --> 00:06:45,843
IT TAKES
A LONG TIME, RENE.
130
00:06:45,845 --> 00:06:48,980
I'M USING MY VERY BEST
JOINED-UP HANDWRITING,
131
00:06:48,982 --> 00:06:51,482
AND EVERY TIME
I LOOK UP AND SEE YOU,
132
00:06:51,484 --> 00:06:53,384
I GO ALL WOBBLY.
133
00:06:55,053 --> 00:06:56,854
IT IS ONLY
TO BE EXPECTED.
134
00:06:56,856 --> 00:06:58,623
IF I DID NOT
CONTROL MY CHARISMA,
135
00:06:58,625 --> 00:07:01,158
THERE WOULD BE NO WORK
DONE ROUND HERE AT ALL.
136
00:07:02,861 --> 00:07:06,130
YOU DO NOT HAVE
FOUR F's IN STROGANOFF.
137
00:07:08,567 --> 00:07:10,835
MIMI, GO AT ONCE
INTO THE KITCHEN.
138
00:07:10,837 --> 00:07:12,803
PEEL THE POTATOES,
SCRUB THE FLOOR,
139
00:07:12,805 --> 00:07:14,539
AND WASH UP
ALL THOSE DIRTY PANS.
140
00:07:14,541 --> 00:07:16,173
WHAT ABOUT MY HANDS?
141
00:07:16,175 --> 00:07:17,975
WASH THOSE, AS WELL.
142
00:07:21,647 --> 00:07:23,313
UH, WH-- WHAT IS
THE MATTER, EDITH?
143
00:07:23,315 --> 00:07:26,316
I WANTED TO SEE
YOU ALONE, RENE.
144
00:07:26,318 --> 00:07:27,852
OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE NOW?
145
00:07:27,854 --> 00:07:29,687
YOU HAVE DONE
NOTHING, RENE.
146
00:07:29,689 --> 00:07:31,689
YOU HAVE JUST
BEEN YOUR BRAVE,
147
00:07:31,691 --> 00:07:33,323
LONG-SUFFERING SELF,
148
00:07:33,325 --> 00:07:35,026
AND I HAVE NOT
BEEN WORTHY OF YOU.
149
00:07:36,361 --> 00:07:38,328
I BEHAVE LIKE A JEALOUS
YOUNG GIRL
150
00:07:38,330 --> 00:07:40,898
EVERY TIME I SEE
ANOTHER WOMAN COME NEAR YOU.
151
00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:43,434
YET ALL THE WHILE,
I KNOW THAT YOU ARE FAITHFUL
152
00:07:43,436 --> 00:07:45,235
AND HAVE EYES ONLY FOR ME.
153
00:07:48,139 --> 00:07:50,541
AND TO THINK, LAST NIGHT,
154
00:07:50,543 --> 00:07:52,109
YOU WERE RISKING YOUR LIFE
155
00:07:52,111 --> 00:07:54,378
BEING BLOWN UP BY AN EXPLODING
CHRISTMAS PUDDING.
156
00:07:55,681 --> 00:07:58,515
AND THE ONLY THOUGHT THAT WAS
RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND--
157
00:07:58,517 --> 00:08:00,517
INSTEAD OF ADMIRING
YOUR BRAVERY-- WAS,
158
00:08:00,519 --> 00:08:03,153
"IS HE KNOCKING UP
THAT BARMAID?"
159
00:08:05,057 --> 00:08:06,791
OH, EDITH,
160
00:08:06,793 --> 00:08:09,359
WHAT A TREASURE
I HAVE IN YOU.
161
00:08:09,361 --> 00:08:12,229
I LOOK AT
YOUR BEAUTIFUL
YOUNG FACE,
162
00:08:12,231 --> 00:08:15,432
HIDDEN BY ALL THOSE
CAREWORN LINES,
163
00:08:17,368 --> 00:08:19,070
MY HEARTMISSES A BEAT.
164
00:08:20,138 --> 00:08:21,706
OH, RENE,
DO YOU STILL FEEL
165
00:08:21,708 --> 00:08:23,741
THE SAME SURGE
OF EXCITEMENT
166
00:08:23,743 --> 00:08:25,676
AS YOU DID
ON THE FIRST NIGHT
OF OUR HONEYMOON?
167
00:08:25,678 --> 00:08:28,079
YOU MEAN WHEN
THE HOTEL CAUGHT FIRE?
168
00:08:29,881 --> 00:08:31,749
YOU WERE WONDERFUL.
169
00:08:31,751 --> 00:08:34,018
YOU CARRIED ME,
UNCONSCIOUS,
170
00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:36,220
TO SAFETY IN YOUR ARMS.
171
00:08:36,222 --> 00:08:38,288
I COULD NOT GET
YOUR WEDDING RING OFF.
172
00:08:41,526 --> 00:08:42,994
ALWAYS THE JOKER,
173
00:08:42,996 --> 00:08:46,396
ALWAYS TRYING TO HIDE
YOUR TRUE FEELINGS.
174
00:08:46,398 --> 00:08:48,265
IT IS NOT EASY,
EDITH.
175
00:08:49,567 --> 00:08:51,435
OH, GO AWAY,
WE ARE NOT YET OPEN.
176
00:08:51,437 --> 00:08:53,170
WE MUST LET HER IN.
177
00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:57,141
IT MAY BE VITALLY IMPORTANT.
178
00:08:57,143 --> 00:08:58,275
THANK YOU.
179
00:08:58,277 --> 00:08:59,576
ALL RIGHT,
WE ARE LISTENING
180
00:08:59,578 --> 00:09:02,013
VERY CAREFULLY,
SO GET ON WITH IT.
181
00:09:04,315 --> 00:09:06,216
THE LAND MINES
WILL BE TRANSPORTED
182
00:09:06,218 --> 00:09:07,885
TO THE WAREHOUSE TONIGHT.
183
00:09:07,887 --> 00:09:10,254
MAKE SURE THE AIRMEN
ARE INSIDE BY 1800 HOURS.
184
00:09:10,256 --> 00:09:11,722
I CANNOT WAIT
TO GET RID OF THEM.
185
00:09:11,724 --> 00:09:14,625
OH, AND I NEED
TWO CHRISTMAS PUDDINGS,
186
00:09:14,627 --> 00:09:17,194
TO DROP DOWN THE FUNNEL
OF THE 12:30 EXPRESS.
187
00:09:17,196 --> 00:09:19,463
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
188
00:09:31,043 --> 00:09:34,045
AS I THOUGHT,
THE MISSING LAND MINES.
189
00:09:34,047 --> 00:09:36,180
SOMEBODY HAS TAMPERED
WITH IT, HERR FLICK.
190
00:09:36,182 --> 00:09:38,615
LOOK INSIDE. FOR ONCE,
VON SMALLHAUSEN,
191
00:09:38,617 --> 00:09:40,551
I BELIEVEYOU MAY BE RIGHT.
192
00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,995
THE EXPLOSIVE SUBSTANCE
193
00:09:50,997 --> 00:09:52,863
HAS BEEN REMOVED.
194
00:09:52,865 --> 00:09:54,665
IN ITS PLACE,
195
00:09:54,667 --> 00:09:56,567
I SEE A PARACHUTE.
196
00:09:56,569 --> 00:09:57,935
WHAT IS YOUR CONCLUSION?
197
00:09:59,004 --> 00:10:01,605
SOMEBODY HAS PUT IT THERE,
HERR FLICK.
198
00:10:03,408 --> 00:10:06,410
WE WILL OCCUPY THESE
EMPTY LAND MINES.
199
00:10:06,412 --> 00:10:09,613
IT IS MY OPINION THAT
UNDER COVER OF THE DARKNESS,
200
00:10:09,615 --> 00:10:11,615
THE RESISTANCE
WILL TRANSPORT THEM
201
00:10:11,617 --> 00:10:13,350
TO THEIR SECRET
HEADQUARTERS.
202
00:10:13,352 --> 00:10:15,019
AS SOON AS WE HEAR
203
00:10:15,021 --> 00:10:17,221
SOMEBODY SPEAKING
IN THE FRENCH TONGUE,
204
00:10:17,223 --> 00:10:19,857
WE WILL LEAP OUT,
SUBDUE THEM, ARREST THEM,
205
00:10:19,859 --> 00:10:22,259
AND MARCH THEM
TO GESTAPO HOUSE.
206
00:10:22,261 --> 00:10:24,862
WE ARE VERY BRAVE,
ARE WE NOT, HERR FLICK?
207
00:10:24,864 --> 00:10:27,164
WE ARE MAD AS HATTERS.
208
00:10:28,466 --> 00:10:30,801
BUT THAT IS
THE GESTAPO FOR YOU.
209
00:10:30,803 --> 00:10:32,236
INTO ACTION.
210
00:10:37,909 --> 00:10:39,409
C'MON, GO, GO!
211
00:10:39,411 --> 00:10:40,978
GET A MOVE, YOU!
212
00:10:40,980 --> 00:10:42,513
SHUT UP, YOU NO GOOD
FOR NOTHING.
213
00:10:44,816 --> 00:10:46,984
YOU WANNA
INVADE THE ENGLAND?
214
00:10:46,986 --> 00:10:48,519
All:
Sí, Sí.
215
00:10:48,521 --> 00:10:50,554
IF CAESAR CAN DO IT,
216
00:10:50,556 --> 00:10:52,623
WE CAN DO IT.
217
00:10:52,625 --> 00:10:54,959
THAT'S GOOD.
218
00:10:54,961 --> 00:10:58,261
NOW, TO INVADE ENGLAND,
YOU MUST BE FIT.
219
00:10:58,263 --> 00:11:00,297
I MAKE YOU FIT,
220
00:11:00,299 --> 00:11:02,666
WITH THE MUSCLES
LIKE THE IRON.
221
00:11:02,668 --> 00:11:05,369
BEND THE KNEES.
222
00:11:05,371 --> 00:11:07,137
BEND THE KNEES!
223
00:11:07,139 --> 00:11:08,539
DOWN, DOWN, DOWN.
224
00:11:08,541 --> 00:11:09,707
( men groan )
225
00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:11,108
KNEES STRAIGHT.
226
00:11:11,110 --> 00:11:12,943
( groaning )
227
00:11:12,945 --> 00:11:14,979
BEND THE KNEES.
228
00:11:14,981 --> 00:11:17,314
KNEES STRAIGHT.
229
00:11:17,316 --> 00:11:18,983
KNEES BEND,
230
00:11:18,985 --> 00:11:21,451
KNEES STRAIGHT.
231
00:11:21,453 --> 00:11:23,053
KNEES-- HEY!
232
00:11:23,055 --> 00:11:24,722
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH THESE MEN?
233
00:11:24,724 --> 00:11:26,790
GET ON YOUR FEET.
234
00:11:28,026 --> 00:11:30,995
NOW YOU MAKE
THE ARMS AND THE LEGS
235
00:11:30,997 --> 00:11:33,296
JUMP THE STRIDE.
236
00:11:33,298 --> 00:11:34,398
LIKE THIS.
237
00:11:35,634 --> 00:11:38,101
HUPA, HUPA, HUPA.
238
00:11:38,103 --> 00:11:39,670
NOW IS YOUR TURN.
239
00:11:39,672 --> 00:11:41,371
ARMS AND LEGS STRIDE.
240
00:11:41,373 --> 00:11:42,973
BEGIN. HUPA, HUPA.
241
00:11:44,509 --> 00:11:47,344
ABSOLUTE SHOWER.
242
00:11:47,346 --> 00:11:48,746
IGNORE THEM.
243
00:11:56,487 --> 00:11:58,522
THE MISSING LAND MINES.
244
00:11:58,524 --> 00:12:00,490
WELL DONE, HELGA.
245
00:12:04,663 --> 00:12:06,329
NOW THAT WE HAVE
FOUND THEM,
246
00:12:06,331 --> 00:12:08,032
WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO WITH THEM?
247
00:12:08,034 --> 00:12:10,233
WE MUST DELIVER THEM
TO THE AIR BASE.
248
00:12:10,235 --> 00:12:12,069
WHAT IF THEY
ARE BOOBY-TRAPPED?
249
00:12:12,071 --> 00:12:14,204
A GOOD POINT, HELGA.
250
00:12:14,206 --> 00:12:15,940
YOU ARE WORKING WELL TODAY.
251
00:12:17,842 --> 00:12:20,544
WHY DO WE NOT ORDER
252
00:12:20,546 --> 00:12:22,580
CAPTAIN ALBERTO
AND HIS MEN
253
00:12:22,582 --> 00:12:24,615
TO CARRY OUT
THE REMOVAL
OPERATION?
254
00:12:24,617 --> 00:12:26,349
A GOOD IDEA, GRUBER.
255
00:12:26,351 --> 00:12:27,785
THEN, IF THEY BLOW UP,
256
00:12:27,787 --> 00:12:30,654
IT WILL GET THAT DREADFUL
ITALIAN OFF OUR BACKS.
257
00:12:31,990 --> 00:12:33,991
I'M WORKING
VERY WELL TOO.
258
00:12:39,030 --> 00:12:41,331
BREATHE OUT,
259
00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:43,634
BREATHE IN.
260
00:12:43,636 --> 00:12:45,435
CAPTAIN ALBERTO,
261
00:12:45,437 --> 00:12:47,304
WE HAVE A LITTLE JOB
FOR YOU.
262
00:12:47,306 --> 00:12:50,173
ME, MY MEN,
WE IN GREAT CONDITION.
WE READY FOR ANYTHING.
263
00:12:52,077 --> 00:12:54,578
CAPITANO, THE MEN
ALL BREATHE IN,
264
00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:56,213
WHEN THEY BREATHE OUT?
265
00:12:56,215 --> 00:12:57,815
YOU NO MUCK ABOUT.
266
00:12:59,784 --> 00:13:01,218
WE GOT THE JOB TO DO.
267
00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:03,020
MAKE THE LISTENING GOOD.
OKAY, COLONEL,
268
00:13:03,022 --> 00:13:04,888
TELL THE BOYS.
269
00:13:04,890 --> 00:13:06,790
GRUBER,
YOU TELL THEM.
270
00:13:08,359 --> 00:13:10,227
MY NAME IS
LIEUTENANT GRUBER.
271
00:13:10,229 --> 00:13:11,795
HEY,
NICE BOOTS, EH?
272
00:13:11,797 --> 00:13:13,497
HE'S A PRETTY BOY.
273
00:13:13,499 --> 00:13:15,332
I WANT
THAT MAN'S NAME.
274
00:13:15,334 --> 00:13:17,267
I BET YOU DO.
275
00:13:18,302 --> 00:13:20,303
GET ON WITH IT,
GRUBER.
276
00:13:25,977 --> 00:13:29,312
WE HAVE FOUND
THE MISSING LAND MINES.
277
00:13:29,314 --> 00:13:30,881
WE WANT YOU
278
00:13:30,883 --> 00:13:32,816
TO PUT THEM
ON YOUR TRUCK,
279
00:13:32,818 --> 00:13:34,752
AND TAKE THEM
280
00:13:34,754 --> 00:13:36,419
TO THE GERMAN
AIR FORCE BASE.
281
00:13:36,421 --> 00:13:37,955
IS A PIECE
OF CAKE, NO?
282
00:13:37,957 --> 00:13:39,890
- NO PROBLEM.
- WHERE THEY SITTING?
283
00:13:39,892 --> 00:13:41,859
WALK THIS WAY.
284
00:13:49,233 --> 00:13:50,801
THERE THEY ARE.
285
00:13:50,803 --> 00:13:55,706
OH, NICE LAND MINES,
EH, BOYS?
286
00:13:57,241 --> 00:13:58,408
NOW REMEMBER,
287
00:13:58,410 --> 00:14:00,410
THEY ARE FULL
OF HIGH EXPLOSIVES.
288
00:14:00,412 --> 00:14:02,046
ONE CLUMSY MOVE
289
00:14:02,048 --> 00:14:04,514
AND THEY WILL
GO OFF-- BANG!
290
00:14:04,516 --> 00:14:05,816
Soldier:
OH, HECK.
291
00:14:09,721 --> 00:14:12,455
HEY, COME BACK,
YOU YELLOW SCUMBAGS.
292
00:14:12,457 --> 00:14:14,658
EDITH,
293
00:14:14,660 --> 00:14:16,626
AWWW!
294
00:14:16,628 --> 00:14:18,328
WILL NO ONE HEAR THE CRIES
295
00:14:18,330 --> 00:14:21,298
OF A STARVING OLD WOMAN?
296
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,367
EDITH!
297
00:14:23,369 --> 00:14:25,436
IT IS ALL RIGHT, MAMMA.
298
00:14:25,438 --> 00:14:27,771
I HAVE BROUGHT FOR YOU,
YOUR LUNCH.
299
00:14:27,773 --> 00:14:30,274
GOOD. WHAT IS IT?
300
00:14:30,276 --> 00:14:32,376
PRUNE AND ONION SOUP.
301
00:14:32,378 --> 00:14:34,278
OH.
302
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:37,281
PRUNE AND ONION SOUP?
303
00:14:37,283 --> 00:14:38,782
WHAT IS TO FOLLOW?
304
00:14:38,784 --> 00:14:41,552
DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
305
00:14:46,657 --> 00:14:48,492
WHY CAN I NOT HAVE
306
00:14:48,494 --> 00:14:50,360
SOME GOOD RED MEAT?
307
00:14:50,362 --> 00:14:52,696
YVETTE GAVE IT
TO THE BRITISH AIRMEN.
308
00:14:52,698 --> 00:14:54,331
BRITISH AIRMEN.
309
00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:55,899
( spits )
310
00:14:55,901 --> 00:14:57,968
MAMMA,
311
00:14:57,970 --> 00:14:59,503
WHAT IS THE MATTER?
312
00:14:59,505 --> 00:15:01,138
WHAT HAVE THE BRITISH
313
00:15:01,140 --> 00:15:03,474
EVER DONE FOR US, EH?
314
00:15:03,476 --> 00:15:06,042
LOOK AT AGINCOURT.
315
00:15:06,044 --> 00:15:07,511
TRUE.
316
00:15:07,513 --> 00:15:09,279
AND WHAT DID THEY DO
317
00:15:09,281 --> 00:15:10,880
TO NAPOLEON?!
318
00:15:10,882 --> 00:15:12,882
VERY TRUE.
319
00:15:12,884 --> 00:15:14,618
AND WHAT ABOUT
320
00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:16,386
SIR PERCY BLAKENEY?
321
00:15:16,388 --> 00:15:18,054
WHO?
322
00:15:19,257 --> 00:15:20,924
OH, EDITH.
323
00:15:20,926 --> 00:15:22,993
THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL.
324
00:15:22,995 --> 00:15:24,894
JUST AS WE,
325
00:15:24,896 --> 00:15:27,264
THE WORKERS,
HAD OUR HANDS
326
00:15:27,266 --> 00:15:30,000
ON THE CURSED ARISTOCRATS,
327
00:15:30,002 --> 00:15:31,935
HE CAME AND RESCUED THEM.
328
00:15:31,937 --> 00:15:33,170
MAMMA,
329
00:15:33,172 --> 00:15:35,705
I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU
VOTED CONSERVATIVE?
330
00:15:37,408 --> 00:15:39,676
LOOK AT DUNKIRK.
331
00:15:39,678 --> 00:15:42,412
WHO JUMPED
INTO THE BOATS FIRST?
332
00:15:42,414 --> 00:15:44,381
THE BRITISH.
333
00:15:44,383 --> 00:15:46,082
NEVER MIND, MAMMA.
334
00:15:46,084 --> 00:15:49,085
THE AIRMEN WILL
BE GONE BY TONIGHT.
335
00:15:49,087 --> 00:15:50,654
- AIRMEN.
- ( spits )
336
00:15:57,562 --> 00:15:59,696
GOOD, YOU ARE BOTH HERE.
337
00:15:59,698 --> 00:16:00,964
WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
338
00:16:00,966 --> 00:16:02,966
HOW UNUSUAL.
339
00:16:02,968 --> 00:16:04,801
THE GERMANS HAVE
DISCOVERED THE WHEREABOUTS
340
00:16:04,803 --> 00:16:06,703
OF THE LAND MINES
AND THEY HAVE TAKEN THEM
341
00:16:06,705 --> 00:16:08,038
BACK TO THE AIR FORCE BASE.
342
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,573
LOOK, MICHELLE,
I AM NOT KEEPING
343
00:16:09,575 --> 00:16:11,608
THESE BRITISH AIRMEN HERE
ONE MOMENT LONGER.
344
00:16:11,610 --> 00:16:13,510
THEY ARE IN THE CELLAR,
PACKED IN BARRELS,
345
00:16:13,512 --> 00:16:15,979
NEXT TO THE CHRISTMAS PUDDINGS
AND THEY MUST GO TONIGHT.
346
00:16:15,981 --> 00:16:18,649
DO NOT WORRY.
ALL IS NOT LOST.
347
00:16:18,651 --> 00:16:20,284
WE HAVE AN AGENT
AT THE BASE.
348
00:16:20,286 --> 00:16:21,985
WE KNOW PRECISELY
349
00:16:21,987 --> 00:16:23,487
THE POSITION
OF THE LAND MINES.
350
00:16:24,822 --> 00:16:27,291
THEY ARE IN
THE LAND MINE STORE.
351
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,861
THE TWO BARRELS
CONTAINING THE AIRMEN
352
00:16:31,863 --> 00:16:33,863
WILL BE TRANSPORTED
TO THE AIRPORT BASE.
353
00:16:33,865 --> 00:16:35,765
THEY WILL BE
ALLOWED IN
354
00:16:35,767 --> 00:16:37,201
AS A CONSIGNMENT
OF BEER
355
00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:38,768
FOR THE SERGEANTS'
MESS,
356
00:16:38,770 --> 00:16:40,537
WHICH IS BEING SENT
WITH YOUR COMPLIMENTS.
357
00:16:40,539 --> 00:16:42,706
ONCE PAST THE GUARDS,
358
00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:44,140
IT WILL BE
A SIMPLE MATTER
359
00:16:44,142 --> 00:16:45,709
TO GET THEM INTO
THE LAND MINE STORE,
360
00:16:45,711 --> 00:16:48,144
BECAUSE IT IS NEXT TO
THE SERGEANTS' MESS.
361
00:16:48,146 --> 00:16:50,280
I HAVE TO HAND IT TO YOU,
MICHELLE.
362
00:16:50,282 --> 00:16:52,782
YOU COME UP WITH
SOME RIDICULOUS PLANS,
363
00:16:52,784 --> 00:16:54,851
BUT YOU AND YOUR GIRLS
364
00:16:54,853 --> 00:16:56,587
MUST BE VERY, VERY BRAVE
TO DO THIS.
365
00:16:56,589 --> 00:16:59,155
WOMEN ARE NOT
ALLOWED IN AT THE BASE.
366
00:16:59,157 --> 00:17:01,458
- YOU ARE GOING.
- ME?!
367
00:17:01,460 --> 00:17:03,893
WHY SHOULD--
WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?
368
00:17:03,895 --> 00:17:05,962
BECAUSE IT IS
YOUR BEER.
369
00:17:05,964 --> 00:17:07,331
AH, HA!
370
00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:09,299
BUT IF IT IS HIS BEER,
371
00:17:09,301 --> 00:17:10,867
WHY DO I HAVE TO GO?
372
00:17:10,869 --> 00:17:13,002
BECAUSE THERE ARE
TWO BARRELS.
373
00:17:13,004 --> 00:17:14,904
MICHELLE,
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN?
374
00:17:14,906 --> 00:17:16,940
THERE IS THE CURFEW.
375
00:17:16,942 --> 00:17:19,409
YES, THERE'S
THE CURFEW.
376
00:17:19,411 --> 00:17:21,478
WE CANNOT GO.
377
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:22,746
QUITE RIGHT,
WE CANNOT GO.
378
00:17:22,748 --> 00:17:24,948
- I JUST TOLD HER THAT.
- SHUT UP.
379
00:17:24,950 --> 00:17:27,284
BRITISH AGENT CRABTREE
WILL ESCORT YOU,
380
00:17:27,286 --> 00:17:28,818
DISGUISED AS
A POLICEMAN.
381
00:17:28,820 --> 00:17:30,520
OH MY--
382
00:17:46,738 --> 00:17:48,238
Fairfax:
CARSTAIRS?
383
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:50,807
WHAT ARE THEYGIVING YOU?
384
00:17:50,809 --> 00:17:51,908
SAUSAGES.
385
00:17:51,910 --> 00:17:53,910
OH, NOT AGAIN.
386
00:17:53,912 --> 00:17:56,580
WE'VE HAD SAUSAGESTHREE DAYS.
387
00:17:56,582 --> 00:17:58,081
I THINKIT'S THE ONLY THING
388
00:17:58,083 --> 00:17:59,650
THAT'LL GOTHROUGH THE HOLE.
389
00:18:04,221 --> 00:18:06,055
LISTEN, CHAPS,
MICHELLE HERE.
390
00:18:06,057 --> 00:18:07,557
Both:
HELLO.
391
00:18:07,559 --> 00:18:11,094
WE ARE GOING TO GET YOU
INTO THE LAND MINES TONIGHT.
392
00:18:11,096 --> 00:18:13,664
NOW REMEMBER, WHEN THEY
DROP YOU OVER ENGLAND,
393
00:18:13,666 --> 00:18:16,433
YOU HAVE EXACTLY 17 SECONDS
TO UNSCREW THE HATCHES,
394
00:18:16,435 --> 00:18:19,002
CLIMB OUT, POP ON
THE OLD PARACHUTES AND JUMP.
395
00:18:19,004 --> 00:18:20,470
IS THAT CLEAR?
396
00:18:20,472 --> 00:18:22,706
( garbled )
ROGER, MESSAGE RECEIVEDAND UNDERSTOOD.
397
00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:25,008
CARSTAIRS, DON'T SPEAKWITH YOUR MOUTH FULL.
398
00:18:36,487 --> 00:18:38,255
HALT!
399
00:18:38,257 --> 00:18:39,823
WHAT IS THE PASSWORD?
400
00:18:39,825 --> 00:18:43,160
ON THESE TWO TRILLEYS,
401
00:18:43,162 --> 00:18:45,695
ARE TWO BORRELS OF BOOR
402
00:18:45,697 --> 00:18:47,597
FOR THE SERGEANTS' MISS.
403
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:52,569
THEY ARE A GOFT
FROM RONNIE'S CIFFEE.
404
00:18:53,904 --> 00:18:55,372
IF YOU ROOD
405
00:18:55,374 --> 00:18:57,774
THIS HANDWROTTEN NEWT,
406
00:18:58,843 --> 00:19:01,911
ALL WILL BE EXPLONED.
407
00:19:03,114 --> 00:19:05,282
WHAT IS HE
TALKING ABOUT?
408
00:19:09,587 --> 00:19:11,288
HE IS FROM THE MOUNTAINS.
409
00:19:12,957 --> 00:19:16,193
THIS IS A PRESENT OF BEER
FOR THE SERGEANTS' MESS.
410
00:19:16,195 --> 00:19:17,827
PASS, FRIEND.
411
00:19:31,275 --> 00:19:34,077
HERR FLICK,
HERR FLICK!
412
00:19:35,179 --> 00:19:36,213
( knocking )
413
00:19:39,017 --> 00:19:40,450
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
414
00:19:40,452 --> 00:19:42,685
IT'S VERY QUIET
IN HERE.
415
00:19:42,687 --> 00:19:44,521
WHERE DO YOU
THINK WE ARE?
416
00:19:47,225 --> 00:19:48,858
IT IS MY BELIEF
THAT WE ARE
417
00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:51,094
IN THE SECRET HEADQUARTERS
OF THE RESISTANCE.
418
00:19:51,096 --> 00:19:54,464
THEY HAVE STOLEN A LOT
OF LAND MINES, HAVE THEY NOT?
419
00:19:55,599 --> 00:19:57,667
WE WILL REMAIN CONCEALED
420
00:19:57,669 --> 00:19:59,869
UNTIL WE HEAR VOICES SPEAK
WITH A FRENCH TONGUE.
421
00:19:59,871 --> 00:20:01,405
THEN WE WILL LEAP OUT.
422
00:20:01,407 --> 00:20:03,540
IN MY CASE, SLOWLY.
423
00:20:03,542 --> 00:20:06,510
MY HOUSEMAID'S KNEE
IS GIVING ME GYP.
424
00:20:08,112 --> 00:20:09,812
I HEAR SOMEONE APPROACH.
425
00:20:09,814 --> 00:20:11,415
SCREW YOURSELF DOWN.
426
00:20:19,857 --> 00:20:21,925
( doors creak )
427
00:20:30,234 --> 00:20:32,169
Barrel #1:
( muffled yell )
428
00:20:33,771 --> 00:20:35,472
SORRY, SORRY.
429
00:20:37,575 --> 00:20:39,742
Barrel #2: I SAY,WHAT'S GOING ON-NNN!
430
00:20:51,322 --> 00:20:54,023
WE MUST QUICKLY FIND
WHICH OF THE LAND MINES
ARE EMPTY,
431
00:20:54,025 --> 00:20:56,293
GET THE AIRMEN INTO THEM
AND THEN CLEAR OUT OF HERE,
432
00:20:56,295 --> 00:20:57,794
LIKE BATS OUT OF HELL.
433
00:20:57,796 --> 00:20:59,296
HERE,
I HAVE A HAMMER.
434
00:20:59,298 --> 00:21:01,131
I WILL
BANG THE CASINGS
435
00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:02,932
AND WE CAN TELL
WHICH ONES ARE HOLLOW.
436
00:21:02,934 --> 00:21:04,201
STOP IT, YOU FOOL!
437
00:21:04,203 --> 00:21:06,836
THEY ARE FULL OF EXPLOSIVES.
DO YOU WANT TO KILL US ALL?
438
00:21:06,838 --> 00:21:07,904
EXPLOSIVES?!
439
00:21:10,475 --> 00:21:13,477
THE EMPTY WINS HAVE
CRISSES ON THEM.
440
00:21:15,346 --> 00:21:17,114
LOOK, THERE THEY ARE,
OVER HERE.
441
00:21:17,116 --> 00:21:19,416
- ( German voices )
- SHHH!
442
00:21:19,418 --> 00:21:20,683
SOMEBODY COMING.
443
00:21:20,685 --> 00:21:21,784
QUICK, HIDE!
444
00:21:32,696 --> 00:21:34,531
THOSE ARE THE ONES,
OVER THERE.
445
00:21:34,533 --> 00:21:36,065
WHERE ARE THEY
GOING TONIGHT?
446
00:21:36,067 --> 00:21:38,135
IT IS A SECRET,
AS USUAL.
447
00:21:45,643 --> 00:21:48,044
( sniffing )
448
00:21:48,046 --> 00:21:49,446
( muffled sneeze )
449
00:22:12,836 --> 00:22:14,837
DIMNATION.
450
00:22:14,839 --> 00:22:17,140
FILED AT THE 11th EAR.
451
00:22:18,476 --> 00:22:20,143
LET'S GET OUT
OF HERE.
452
00:22:24,048 --> 00:22:25,748
( airman moans )
453
00:22:27,251 --> 00:22:28,951
GUNTER, WE WILL BE
OVER THE COAST
454
00:22:28,953 --> 00:22:30,487
ANY MINUTE.
455
00:22:30,489 --> 00:22:32,489
IF WE HAD ANY SENSE,
WE WOULD DROP OUR BOMBS
456
00:22:32,491 --> 00:22:33,856
IN THE SEA
AND TURN AROUND.
457
00:22:33,858 --> 00:22:35,392
YOU ARE RIGHT.
458
00:22:35,394 --> 00:22:37,994
WHY DO WE RISK OUR LIVES
FOR THIS IDIOT, CARPET CHEWING,
459
00:22:37,996 --> 00:22:39,529
HOUSE PAINTER HITLER?
460
00:22:39,531 --> 00:22:42,499
WE COULD NOT TALK LIKE THIS
AT THE AIRBASE, JA?
461
00:22:42,501 --> 00:22:44,568
THE GESTAPO
ARE EVERYWHERE.
462
00:22:44,570 --> 00:22:46,703
BUT HERE WE ARE FREE.
463
00:22:46,705 --> 00:22:48,572
WE CAN SAY WHAT WE THINK.
464
00:22:48,574 --> 00:22:50,973
Both:
♪ GOERING IS AN IDIOT ♪
465
00:22:50,975 --> 00:22:53,443
♪ GOEBBELS IS A TWIT ♪
466
00:22:53,445 --> 00:22:55,912
♪ HIMMLER IS
A PAIN IN THE BUM ♪
467
00:22:55,914 --> 00:22:59,382
♪ AND HITLER IS A-- ♪
468
00:23:01,385 --> 00:23:02,819
MY GOD, THE GESTAPO!
469
00:23:02,821 --> 00:23:04,487
YOU ARE NOT SAFE
ANYWHERE.
470
00:23:07,358 --> 00:23:09,492
( theme music playing )
43018
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese