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THE CRAZY BOYS OF THE GAMES a.k.a. THE STADIUM NUTS

- Gentlemen, be careful. - Don't be afraid my boy.

- Daddy! - Don' be afraid.

Next play, agree?

Daddy, daddy!

- He's going to fall, hey. - Daddy, daddy!

- Gentlemen, don't do that. - What?

- Play somewhere else. - We always played here.

Tomorrow, the olympic torch is passing through.

- What? - There will be a celebration. - But what?

- Who should get it ready? - You. - Who's resposible for the cerimony?

- You. - And the decorations.

- Must be you? - Who works here? - You.

- No, it's my son. So, let him work. - Very well.

- He's not like your children who are always on holidays.

- Leave him alone. - Ok, we'll go somewhere else.

Yes, go somewhere else.

Look who's coming to help. Do you know them?

Thank you very much.

- You can go pay, bye. - Thank you.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- A poem? - It's my list. - For me?

Yes.

Today I woke up dreaming with your toes.

I would like to take 5 kilos of potatoes.

It's beautiful.

I would grant you a wish, if you let me take some fish.

I love you so much...

Listen to my request, and let me take those green peas, I can not touch.

- Those? - Yes, those. - Up there? - Yes.

- And milk powder. - Up there? - Yes.

Go to the cash register.

No madam, I changed my mind. I take these biscuits instead.

- There you are. - Thank you.

" NO POTABLE WATER"

All this for only 12,45?

Excuse me, this is not right.

- Tuna 3,50. - Here says 3,10.

3,50 with tax.

- This, 10 francs. - But that's mine.

12 francs.

Jesus, right in his head.

Gil, that's terrible. The boy can't move.

Come help.

My shirt!

The cow is eating my shirt.

Get out of here.

My pants!

- Phil, Jean. - What is it? - Get wood for the fire.

Take it easy, ok!

- Let's go that way? - No, that way.

Ah, perfect.

Pat� with brandy. A specialty.

- 1.10? - 1.54.

Can't take it out. See if you can.

Bravo!

We have three pieces of ham, for four.

You lost.

What's this?

Smells good.

- What did you do? - What is it? - Well, it was what I found ...

Throw it out.

Now, it's time, for the game, "man on fire".

To the participant today, we will have a question...

that has to be answered before the passing of the torch.

Mr. Albert, who won the 100 meters at the 1936 Olympic Games?

Quickly, the torch is approaching fast. Yes, just a few meters away.

Very close. It's here!

- Fire! - Fire!

And now what we eat.

- Hello there - The Fougasse.

I'm going there.

Be careful.

BE CAREFUL!

- Be careful - I can not look.

- Go, give him a hand. - No, wait, he's getting here.

- Well, did you like it? - Great!

Of course, not canned food.

How much will it cost us?

I was thinking of a deal.

Look guys, I'll be straight.

- Do you have light? - Yes.

My son, Lucien, is hurt.

He has a wound in the head and can not work.

And all the young boys in the village are on vacation.

So, there is nobody to decorate the village.

- The torch will pass through in 2 days. - Really?

And being young as you are, and with a vein for the arts...

I thought that maybe you could help.

Sure, but we are here on holidays...

Wait, it's only 2 days

But it's less 2 days of holidays.

I'll tell my daughter Delis, to grant the decorations to you.

Well, this will be more interesting.

Sure, sure�

-Do you agree? -We do.

- The decorations to be little fancy, ok. - What do you mean, little fancy?

Something everyone will understand...

Stop.

Pass me the hammer.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

I think it does not work.

- What do you do there? - I was down there, and suddenly up here.

Doctor...

Doctor...

- How to I cut? - Very thin. - Ok, very thin.

Guys, enough with flags.

Now, raise the mast.

And then, go get the statue.

Watch out, it's very fragile. You must be very careful.

Hey, Phil, come.

Goodbye Lucien.

Goodbye, Doctor.

Doctor!

Be still, you're always moving. I can never finish like that.

- Hello, is it finished? - You are already here?

- Not yet. - No? - No.

- Can we help you? - Sure, get the tools.

There is little left to do.

Hold it a bit higher. That's good.

Good finishings.

Good. The neck needs a bit more work.

Bravo! Now is good. Unbelievable.

Are you cold?

Guys, now is perfect.

- Great, what do you think? - Excellent.

Can I do something else?

- Good-bye. - Thank you. - Be careful.

Wait.

Can I do something else?

- Give me that. - Hey!

- What did you do? - Why didn't you hold it?

- What do we do now? - We can glue it!

- Lucien, wait. - Do you have glue?

Yes, here.

- Too small. - Do you have more? - Bigger?

- Yes, here. - Ah, that's better.

What do you think?

- Well, it's done. - Bravo!

- Something is missing there. - I guess so.

Come with me.

Ready, 1...2...3.

- Keep going, keep going. - My FOOT!

- Yes, it looks nice. - Beautiful.

Yes, and is not modern.

Any one will understand...

What are you doing?

- It bowed down. What bowed down? Agachou-se. - O que se agachou?

Good morning.

- Daddy, wait for me. - Good work, guys.

It's a bit different from the picture.

- Artist's skills... - But it is not bad...

- The main thing is not modern. - So, you like it?

Yes, I identify myself with it.

- My friends, let's go for a drink. - So kind.

No, you go to the shop. Go.

Tomato, mastic, cinzano, mint, artichok.

- Is this your drink? - Yes, it has some alcohol.

Guys, I would like to ask you a small favour.

Tomorrow the President will come to inaugurate a statue.

Trumpets, fanfares, some music, would be good.

- You are musicians, no? - Yes, we are.

- We have a POP band. - Wonderful. - And the instruments?

- And the uniforms? - In the dressing room, choose what you like.

- Good morning. - Nice to meet you.

1,2,3.

- Good, very good. - The other way!

Our city is very happy...

...and it is with great pleasure that we offer you this gift.

Mr. President, please.

Delis!

Help, Mr. President.

Go help, quickly.

- Go, pull. - Stay still.

Finally.

- Saboteurs! - Did it on purpose?

No! Turn it, right away.

Bravo.

- Do not be silly. - Tomorrow, you will not remember her.

- Forget her. - You're a grown up behaving like a fool!

Look, they're cute.

- Guys, are you ready? - For what?

It's a festive day and nobody should miss it.

Hurry up, otherwise you miss the best of it!

- I'm not going. - Shut up and come!

Very well.

Ready? Go!

Are you stupid? You see what you did?

First my head and now his foot.

You did on purpose. You'll be penalized!

Bravo.

Ready for eating?

Aren't you hungry?

Only spaguetti, I don't want it.

Very well.

Yes, very well.

- Look. - That's cheating!

- Go Gerard. - Get the ham.

- No, no, no. You can not help him.

Get out of here.

You should have picked the ham.

- They're grade A products. - Bravo, he won!

Ham.

Bravo.

Me? Alright.

Delis, come down!

- My shoe! - Delis!

Don't look.

It's a big crowd.

They're waiting for you.

The broom dancing.

- Delis, what can I say? - Say a poem.

But make it nice and quickly because I have to go.

- Then, it is over? - It never started.

- Did you see Gerard? � No. - Let's go that way.

- Are you looking for your friend? -Did you see him? -Passed by with a rope.

- Rope? - Did he say...rope.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

- Where is the nearest tree? - There.

- Gerard. - Gerard, wait.

I am Jean, do you remember me?

Are you playing Tarzan?

- Don't take it too serious. - I wanted to die.

- We don't do things this way. - You know something?

Let's shave and get changed.

These morons, have not heart.

Hey, hey, relax.

Mr. Fougasse. Mr. Fougasse. It's 3 p.m..

Speak up boy, what's the matter?

Delis asked me to give you this letter, at 3p.m.

- My daughter asked you? - Yes.

- How long ago? - A little more than a hour ago.

Dear daddy, don't be upset with me, but he's so cute,...

... that I ran away with him.

Kisses, loving sports. Your little angel, Delis.

Lucien!

What is it?

- Hurry up. - Where do we go? - We're going to get your sister.

Alright.

Where are we going? This is not the way to the village.

- We're going to see the athletes. - I don't want to see the athletes.

I want to see Delis. - Exactly, follow us.

Officer, which way to the city?

You can't miss it.

Keep always straight ahead.

Always straight ahead.

- What do we do now? - He said always straight ahead.

- Take it out! - Let's move.

Straight ahead.

Straight ahead.

Sorry, he said straight ahead!

He didn't say in a straight line?

Who said that? I didn't hear that.

He didn't mean a straight line, right?

Let's go back. I have no wings! You're nuts.

- You're very kind. - Thanks for the ride.

Good bye.

I'm tired of walking. When someone come, let's stop him.

- Can we get a ride? - What's the problem?

Don't worry, we'll keep walking.

- You're going to the city? - No, no. - Get in.

- No, we'll walk. - Get in!

- You're going to the games? - Yes. - You don't play?

- No, we only see. - I played a lot in the beginning.

- You got excluded, right? - No, we also did it.

- Serious? - Yes. - That's a good joke.

- Not really. Our food was just potatoes and beans.

- And we are still in reserve. - I'm astonished.

- Every body out pushing. - To say is easy. - Fast.

Let's move, push.

- Is it for today or tomorrow? - You're in a hurry, come help?

What?

Good luck, see you!

- Stop. - We'll get out here.

This is yours.

Good bye.

You might need this, right?

- Officer, where is the stadium? - That way. - Thanks.

Gentlemen, I rely on your security services.

Because the spirit of the games...

... can not be damaged...

... by the publicity. Oh, the publicity!

- Do you understand? - I'm counting on you.

Wait.

Two more minutes, it is still early.

It's not going to be easy to get in.

Don't worry, with these stuff we'll go wherever we want.

- Where are you going? - We're the support service.

- Get them! - Stop!

- Let's start. - Send him in.

Get them. Don't let them in.

- And the broom? - What's this for?

- Fire! Fire! - Put it out, do something!

- The firefighters are coming. - What firefighters? - Run quickly!

I declare open, the first International Games.

Out of here.

Savages!

Well, I guess there's nothing else to do.

- Let's eat and think what to do. - I agree.

- Where? - Do you have money? - I don't know but seems good.

Wait, I have another idea. Jean, come quickly.

Keep watching.

Here's the bill, 10 francs.

Thank you.

Good,hey?

I'm making foam.

Beer without foam is the same as coffee without sugar.

- Who is paying? - Me. - 6 francs, please.

Do you have change?

- I only have 500. - Sure, sure, I'll be back.

- We'll get with the athletes. - That's a waste of time...

- Shut up and eat. - Guys, I have a plan.

Now let's eat, and I'll tell you later.

- I agree. - Gentlemen, the roasted cock with wine.

With a lot of wine.

Plaese, could you have it done better?

Dressing room 26.

- We shoul separate. - We go this way.

- And we two, that way. - Why we two? - Because we're the last.

- We'll meet here soon. - Alright.

There she is.

Excuse me.

- Wasn't here a girl sitting? - She's just left.

Come, let's look in another place.

- Stop, do you have a pass? - What? - Do you have a pass?

- I can't hear. - Do you have a pass? - Yes, of course.

- And you? - Yes, I'm with him.

Yes, who is it?

This way.

- Delis. - Jean, I'm glad you came.

- What is it? - I've got something to tell you.

- Give me 5 minutes, ok. - And Gerard...

He hasn't been feeling good...

- He has a sore throat? - Yes, no...

- Something different. - A broken heart?

- Yes. - Because of me? - Yes.

Ah, but that's not too serious, I'm a free girl.

He'll get over it. Did you all come?

- Yes, we all came. - Serious? - Yes.

Then, tell them I'm sending a kiss to all.

Daddy, are you seeing? I tought she was with the athlete.

If I catch him, I'll smash him. Lucien, help me..

- Yes, I'll help you. - Let's go, let's go.

- You moron, playing games with my daughter! - Me no.

- Give me, my daughter back! - I don't know where she is.

Came here, you scoundrel

- Go son, get him! - Ok.

You wanted to play.

Let's see if you're a man, now.

Catch him!

I saw Delis. Her father and brother are coming after me!

And the others are coming too.

But these are not my guys!

Where are my cyclists? Hey!

Jean, faster, go. Faster.

Not so fast, otherwise you won't get to the finish line.

What are you drinking?

You can't drink during the race.

Faster, the police is chasing us.

Dear listeners, it's fantastic. I can see our national team.

I shoul say that... Yes, there're coming alone.

And for the first time...

...in this games they will share the medals!

They are arriving, they are the strongest.

They'll receive the gold medal. Congratulations to the national team.

My friends, I have great news for you:

our national team has just won the first medal.

Our first gold medal!

But there is more to win. I believe in you, guys!

As the baron Pierre de Coubertin would say.

Doesn't matter, a medal is a medal.

But Sir, there was a swapping!

The ones that started are not the ones that arrived!

- Are they amateurs? - Surely, yes.

- Bring them to me and tell no one. - Sure, as you wish.

- Medals, finally medals. - Not accredited, they have no licences.

Take the licences!

- Now, they have. - They are amateurs.

You never made money in sports?

- I never made money with anything. - You may not be the first.

- And now, quickly to the podium. - What?

They only need a bit of discipline.

They are very talented.

We are here to find Delis.

Quickly, take them. Quickly!

They won.

- Here are the medals. - Thank you.

Good, hey?

You guys can win any medal. You are very talented.

We never played sports.

You did more than 55km in a bicycle.

- The time proves it. - This was because we had a great warm-up.

- So do you stay or not? - No! - All for the track now!

Give me back my daughther!

- Save us! - We'll do what you want.

Start.

What is this?

Hey, let me go.

To the floor.

But Sir, alone I can not win medals.

The tv viewers want medals? You are the first?

They want another one. This is an order.

Otherwise I'll be fired?

Very well, I'll do my best.

- Here are the tests. - Have you seen our champions.

They're not good, but it doesn't matter.

Those four are the worst.

- Where do I put them? - Put them in some games.

The important is participation.

Ready.

Ready.

Switch your place.

Here, and you there.

Attention. Ready.

To your places.

Ready.

What are you doing?

It wasn't me.

- Which one? - This one.

There it is.

To your places.

Attention.

There.

Give me that.

- Look. - Is it yours? - No, it was there.

- It means they're around here. - Great guess, my dear Watson.

- What? - Nothing.

Come Daddy.

Come close. Fight by the rules.

No dirty tricks. And use Fair Play, ok?

- What's the problem? - I have no shorts.

- What? - I have no shorts.

You come to fight and forget the shorts!

Stay there, idiot. I'll be back.

Ready?

Start.

Bite his fingers.

Get in position!

Don't be afraid.

One ticket, thanks.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

7, 8, 9

1, 2, 3, 4

5, 6, 7

That's ilegal. That's...

- 1, 2,..., - 4, 5, faster!

5, 6, 7, 8,

9, 10!

I announce the winner.

The winner is Phil.

Victory!

He's our friend.

And continuing our transmission of the International Games.

The athletes are prepared to throw the dart.

That's the second try. Good throw.

Dear sporting fans, with this throw...

... our athlete gets ahead. - Not true.

- He deserves the gold medal. - He's irregular.

Our athlete is ready for the third throw.

He's the best.

- He does everything within the rules. - I don't believe on him.

He's getting ready to throw. Attention, he has thrown it.

- It's a new record! - He lost!

- That's cheating! -This is a new record, new record!

Look.

- You could also have this kind... - We would have more to sell.

That's just a piece of iron!

Let's go, morons!

- Take it easy. - You look like the seargent.

- Stand up , quickly. - We're not in the army, anymore.

Ready?

An athlete has fallen, maybe he's too tired.

- No, they hit him with the stick. - Good.

You can't do that!

Quickly Phil. Go, more...

That's cheating.

This one? Thank you.

They can not win.

Can you see the publicity? It is everywhere.

It can't be...

Up to now, you're doing great, but the worst is yet to come.

- The marathon. - What is the marathon?

- It's a long race of 42km. - By bycicle?

42km running.

I'll put you in such shape that you'll even fly.

- This way I won't run much. - What did you do to my daughter?

- What? - Where's my daughter?

I want my daughter.

Give her to me right away or something awful will happen.

I warned you. Let me go.

- Truly, what is the problem? - I want my daughter.

What does our champions have to do with that?

In reality, we came here to look for her...

- because of Gerard. - For me?

- Did you hear them? - After the marathon we'll discuss that.

- Where is your daughter? - I don't know. - She is with the athlete.

The blue eyes athlete.

Dear miss, thanks to you...

... the feelings...

... you transmit to our athletes...

That's us.

Our team has won...

... a great number of medals...

... that makes our country very happy.

What are you talking about, I haven't understood anything?

Well, we only have half hour left before the marathon starts.

The result of this event...

... will alter our International classification.

If our athletes are driven by love... in sports,...

... I think...I believe,

... we can win this last medal.

- My daughter will not be the "bait". - The "bait"?

- Yes, like the one I use to fishing. - Miss...

... our team's fate is in your hands.

Well, I agree.

You agree, with what?

Who wins the marathon, wins my heart.

I want to say something.

Sir. after we win, everything will be like before.

Let's go to the marathon.

The marathon starts in half hour. We trust in you. Don't disappoint us.

Runners, please, get ready for the start.

Very well. Sir, I don't see our team. - Ah, there!

- This is the place to attack. - Yes, I will attack very early.

- Do you have a bycicle? - Yes.

Can you follow us?

- Yes. - Come behind us...

... and you help us as we need.

- 42 km? - Won't you do that for Gerard?

- Publicity? - No. Coca-Cola.

Before you go for the 42km...

... please, warm-up for a bit.

One , two, three, four, five, six...

Attenttion, we're going to give the start.

Ready!

Sir, please, what's the way for the marathon?

- There. - Thank you.

You are 10 minutes ahead. Let's move. Let's move.,

You've got 10 more minutes ahead. Bravo.

20 for the others. Let's move, let's move.

- Iam tired. - You think I'm not!

I'm not getting sick because of a woman.

Let's go that way.

Fast, fast.

- Wait for me. - Come on, push.

- Hello! - We'll see at the end.

You are 20 minutes behind.

Stop.

- Excedeu o limite de velocidade. - Vou passar a multa.

Gerard.

Gerard! Help, help!

- What is it? - Gerard fell inside.

- Fast! Gerard run. - Go!

We have to save energy. You can't understand?

Are you a foreigner?

- E o Gerard? - He knows - They're coming.

A few kilometres from the finish line we have 2 atlhetes leading.

Number 105, and number 196.

- Daddy, they are the first two. - And if they arrive ex aequo?

Let's move, let's move.

Attention, now!

He won't go too far.

Where are you going?

Gerard, are you ok?

- What happened? - He got hurt.

I know what to do.

Put this on.

What are you doing?

You look like Jesus Christ, The Redeemer.

Quickly, dry him.

- Be careful. - Sorry, I didn't mean it.

You didn't mean it, but I am the one burning!

Straight ahead.

Go, go!

- A little more, go. - For who?

I don't know.

Let's go, move!

Fast!

Bravo, he won!

Delis, hurry up, we are late.

- Sorry lady, we're closed. - Why, Mr. Fougasse?

- My daughter is getting married. - I only wanted a sardines can.

- And 1 kg of carrots. - Delis, hurry up!

What are you doing? It's getting late.

Yes, I'm coming!

Leeks.

- And cheese. - Lucien, cheese.

- And half litre of milk. - Milk?

Here's your bill.

You look like your mother!

- Gerard? - What are you doing?

- What are you doing there? - She doesn't let go, my coat.

Thank you.

Good idea, thank you.

They're all here to see you.

-The French Bycicle Race "Tour De France" - What? - The French Bycicle Race.

- Is this, the French Bycicle Race? - Yes.

They're not here to see Delis!

- Here, we go again. - Oh, yes?

- Come on, let's move! - We can still catch up.

Daddy!

Wait for me.

THE END

Translated from Portuguese: Soumar