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- Oh, hey.
- Hi.
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This is a nice surprise.
Hard day at work,
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come home to my hot teacher.
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(Laughs) Yeah.
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More like terrific tutor.
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How are your students doing?
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- They are acing this quiz.
- Yeah?
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- Yeah.
- Give me one of the questions.
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All right. Uh, here, question four.
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"What is the highest place on Earth?"
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Highest place on Earth.
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Easy. UC Berkeley.
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(Stomps foot)
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(Coughs) I don't even go here.
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Mount Everest.
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- Of course.
- Boom! Can this woman tutor?
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(Laughs)
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I don't know if this is
frightening or arousing.
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"What is a mixture of
igneous and metamorphic rock?"
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- Um...
- Migmatite.
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Oh, yeah.
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Geology, suckas!
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Oh, yeah. This is arousing.
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What do you say we go upstairs?
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No, honey, we can't.
Mandy's gonna come home
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any minute, and she's
gonna be pretty upset.
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About what?
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Well, that fashion website
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she submitted her proposed collection to
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gave their answer.
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Modern Mode? They
rejected all her proposals?
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Yeah, the whole line.
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Eh, what do those fashion
Einsteins know anyway?
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They couldn't tell the difference
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between an A-line and a B cup.
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Project Runway. Tim Gunn.
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- Best thing on TV.
- Oh. Well...
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Buona sera, beautiful parents.
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We have awesome news.
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Ah. Certainly handles
disappointment well.
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Listen, for the record,
I'm only smiling right now
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because you brought pizza.
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Honey, we thought you'd still
be crushed about Modern Mode.
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Oh. She was. She printed out the logo
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and used it as a dartboard.
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It would be full of holes
if she was better at darts.
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But when Mandy's down, we get pizza.
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- All right.
- Which was genius,
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because on the wall of
Arturo's is a map of Italy.
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And guess where Kyle and I are going?
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Italy!
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Sorry. I get so excited
when I know the answer.
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I worked super hard on a line
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that got turned down
by a bunch of idiots.
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I need a vacation.
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Oh. Well, who's gonna
pay for the vacation?
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Well, we've been saving
a lot of money, Dad.
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Living rent-free here. I forgot.
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Well, we didn't...
that's why we
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haven't been paying you anything.
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This is gonna be so much fun.
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I can't wait to go to every
city on this pizza box.
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Ooh. Let's go to Nipples.
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Naples.
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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com
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Um, listen, your mom and
I were talking upstairs,
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and we think you're
making a big mistake, okay?
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- Huh.
- We don't think you should go to Italy.
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But I just filled out a BuzzFeed quiz
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on what type of Italian food I am.
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I'm a cannoli.
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Well, we didn't have that
information, so arrivederci.
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Mandy, the deal was we would
let you use the bomb shelter
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as a studio so you could
save money for the business.
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You know, not traipse around
Tuscany like Diane Lane.
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- I saw the movie.
- (Mouths)
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You're making it sound like I'm
using your money for the trip.
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- Oh, I'm sorry, I just mean...
- (Chuckles)
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We weren't being clear. You're
using our money for the trip.
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Mike: Look, we support you
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in trying to get your
business off the ground.
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What we can't sign off on is you
wasting money on travel, okay?
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But you always said travel
was the best education.
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I was right then, and I'm right now.
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Vanessa: You've had a setback, okay?
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And I'm sure the next
thing that you submit
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will be accepted, and-and then you're
gonna need that money for supplies.
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Look at it this way.
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When God slams a door shut, he
generally builds you a window.
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Dad, why is everything
with you home improvement?
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Chuck, uh, is my dad in there?
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No. And just because my desk is here
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doesn't make me your dad's receptionist.
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But would you like to leave
a message for Mr. Baxter?
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No. Uh, actually, I
want to surprise him.
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I'm gonna upgrade the
website for the restaurant.
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You know, he's been working
so hard on the expansion,
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I just want him to have one
less thing to worry about.
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Okay. So, what are you doing here?
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Well, you do a lot of camera
stuff around here. (Chuckles)
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So I want to make a
video for the home page,
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and I just have one little question.
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- Okay, what?
- How do I do it?
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As it turns out, I used
to work in video production
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when I was in the Marines.
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- What?
- Yes. I produced a recruitment spot
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where a farm boy looks
up from a cornfield,
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sees an eagle soaring by,
follows it to a hilltop...
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Where a sword of destiny waits for him?
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- Yeah.
- I saw that.
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Oh, yeah? All right, yes.
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Thank you. Yeah, 12%
increase in recruitment.
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Wow.
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Yeah. If I could do
that for the Marines,
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(Chuckles) I can make a
video for Outdoor Man Grill.
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- Thank you, Chuck.
- Oh, yeah.
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I-I don't want to put you out, though.
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- Oh. (Sputters)
- It sounds like a lot of work.
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- No...
- What's a lot of work? I'll do it.
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Uh, you don't even know what it is, Ed.
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Yeah, it doesn't matter. I'm
retired and I'm losing my mind.
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I just came back from
playing pickleball.
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Okay, well, uh, Chuck
and I are going to shoot
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a new promo for the Grill's website.
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That sounds like a terrific idea.
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But make sure it's classy.
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And nothing says classy
like a spokesman in a tuxedo.
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Hmm? I have four.
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Four wives, four tuxedos.
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For this one, I'd wear the Mary Ann.
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Okay. Uh, are you sure, Ed?
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(Chuckles): I mean, acting
is harder than it looks.
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Trust me, I'm a natural.
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I know all the tricks.
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As much as I love the
camera, it loves me more.
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Thank you, Ed. It's gonna be great.
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Yeah. I'll round up the
in-house production guys.
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Kristin, you write up the copy.
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Ed, take Mary Ann to the cleaners.
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All right.
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With pleasure, with... her
lawyer did the same to me in '86.
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That took a long time. That
place was packed, honey.
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Moo goo gai pan.
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You know, I bet the progressives
are gonna make us call this
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moo goo gender-neutral pan.
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I don't care what it's called,
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just put it in plates. I'm starving.
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Yeah, me, too. Ooh.
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Oh, hey, honey. You hungry?
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No. What I am is stunned,
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- grateful and in awe.
- Oh.
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Perfect, 'cause there's only
enough food for your mom and me.
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Uh, so, stunned, grateful
and in awe about what?
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God. And my friend
Annie from high school.
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Oh, that sketchy
cheerleader who got suspended
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for selling her ADD meds?
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God, cheerleader, prescription meds.
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This is gonna be a hell of a story.
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One day after those
weasels from Modern Mode
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turn down my fashion
submission, guess who calls me?
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God.
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No. Annie,
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who is now a successful
real estate agent.
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- Vanessa: Oh.
- She invites me to lunch,
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we talk, and we wind up
sitting for two hours.
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Sounds like the waiter could
have used the ADD medicine.
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The moment I stood up from that table,
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I knew what I wanted to do with my life.
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Th... what are
you talking about?
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I'm going to become a real estate agent.
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W-What? What about fashion?
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It's what you said yesterday, Dad.
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When God closes a door,
he builds a window.
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Fashion is the door,
real estate is the window.
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- Come on, isn't this incredible?
- No... wait, wait.
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(Sighs) You and your home improvement.
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Mike? Oh, hey, hi.
Listen, uh, great news.
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I've been doing some
research, and it turns out
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that Mandy will have to do a ton of work
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if she wants to be a
real estate agent. Huh?
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This will destroy her. (Chuckles)
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It's true what they say.
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There's nothing quite
like a mother's love.
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Okay, all right, all
right, I get it, I get it.
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I'm just... I'll take
anything if it gets
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this silly real estate
notion out of her head.
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You got to admit... pretty
girl, bubbly personality...
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it's almost like Mandy was
created in a lab to sell houses.
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Hold on, hold on. You're,
you're not on board
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with this crazy idea, are you?
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I'm not even sure Mandy's
on board with this.
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Selling real estate is a rebound career.
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It's not the career you marry.
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Well, sometimes, you make
a mistake when you marry,
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and you don't realize it until
you need somebody's support
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and it's not there.
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I mean, w-why aren't you
more upset about this?
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Because I don't think
you meant to insult me.
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About Mandy. Look, fashion is her life.
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She didn't draw "for sale"
signs on her school notebooks,
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she drew dresses.
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She also wrote "Mrs. Ricky
Martin" in that notebook.
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All I'm saying here,
honey, is things change.
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Just ask Ricky's husband.
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Pull back to reveal the roasted potato.
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Enter Ed!
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Uh, E-Ed, uh, your line is...
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I know my line.
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Then why didn't you say it?
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First I say it with
my eyes, then my mouth.
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Let's skip the eyes and
go straight to the mouth.
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And action.
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Hello, I'm Ed Alzate.
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Welcome to the Outdoor Man Grill.
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(Whispering): Where your taste buds
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take a trip around the world.
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(Chuckles) Ed,
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why are you talking like that?
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It's an old stage technique.
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It forces people to listen more closely.
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It's called whispering.
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We're running out of time, Kristin.
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We've been working on
this scene all morning.
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Do we have a-a good version of it?
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You mean, has he said
what you wrote? Yes.
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In a way we can hear it?
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(Whispers): No.
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Uh, okay.
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Uh... (Chuckles)
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Let's do your-your line at the table.
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Ah, perfect, perfect. Moving
to the table, everyone.
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(Muttering)
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Now, uh, so, your line here
is, "Everything on our menu
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is fresh, exotic and delicious."
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Uh-uh-uh. There's
something wrong here.
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There should be champagne on this table.
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It's their anniversary.
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That-that's not anywhere
in the script, Ed.
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Well, I-it's called backstory.
It's essential for the actors.
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They're not actors,
they're from accounting.
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And what's with the wine?
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A man such as I would start
the evening with a martini.
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Okay. Let's just take it
from the top, everybody.
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(Stammers) I have...
I have a better idea.
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Let's just, uh, let the cameras roll,
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and let's see if we-we
get lucky. All right?
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- Ed, that's not how this w...
- Ah, no, no, no.
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Trust me. Some of the best moments
249
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in cinema were ad-libbed.
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Right? Such as, uh...
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"I'm walkin' here!"
252
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- Hi, Mom.
- No, I'm not your mom.
253
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I'm your reality check,
so brace yourself.
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I am coming in hot.
255
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What's that?
256
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This is the next six
months of your life,
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otherwise known as the
Colorado Real Estate Manual,
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so you have fun getting through that.
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I-I'm already reading it.
I'm just doing it in a way
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that's much more efficient.
Aw, my battery just died.
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All right, all right. Wait,
wait, wait. No, I'm not done.
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Nope. How about this? This is a schedule
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of 150 hours of classes
you're gonna need to take.
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Yeah, classes. Your favorite.
265
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Actually, it's 168 hours of classes
266
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and then the broker exam.
267
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I also need a sponsoring realty company,
268
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which is why I'm meeting
with Annie and her boss. Ooh.
269
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I got to go. Oh, consider
this reality checked.
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Hey, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy.
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What if you don't pass
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the broker exam, huh? Then what then?
273
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Mom, if I don't pass,
I'll take it again.
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- See you later, Dad.
- See you.
275
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(Grunts)
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(Sighs)
277
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You know, I could've used
your support right then.
278
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I'd like to be supportive
like Ricky Martin's husband.
279
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"Cheer up, Ricky. Let's have some eggs."
280
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Come on, honey. What is it?
What is really going on here?
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I don't want her to be like me.
I want her to be more like you.
282
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What is that supposed to mean?
283
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I got a doctorate in Geology
because I loved it.
284
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- I got it, yeah.
- And then I took that job at Paxon
285
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because-because I didn't
know what to do with it.
286
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Right? And then it took me
two decades to figure out
287
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that what I really
wanted was to teach it.
288
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And you have been
teaching. Y-You're tutoring.
289
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You love it. You reinvented yourself.
290
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You're like Reagan but prettier.
291
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Honey, I didn't know
what my passion was,
292
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so I just took the first
thing that came along.
293
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Mandy has always known what she wanted.
294
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I just... I can't stand it
that she's not going after it.
295
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All right, all right.
296
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All right. You know, I think
I get where you're going,
297
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and I'm sorry I didn't
pick this up for...
298
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No, no.
299
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No. Look, don't be sorry.
Don't be sorry. Be grateful.
300
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You have always known
what your dream is,
301
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and you made it come true.
302
00:13:21.471 --> 00:13:24.672
Kristin, I want to apologize
about the other day. Uh...
303
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I'm afraid I got a little carried away.
304
00:13:26.576 --> 00:13:29.510
No, no. No, you were...
305
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You looked so good in that tux.
306
00:13:32.648 --> 00:13:34.882
Well, I... the fact
is, I was so excited
307
00:13:34.917 --> 00:13:37.618
to be doing something meaningful, I...
308
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I became a bit of a jackass.
309
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Hey, guys.
310
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- You ready to watch the video?
- Oh, no, no, Chuck.
311
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You don't have to do that.
You don't have to do that.
312
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I'll pay to do it over.
313
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You just hire a real spokesman.
314
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I'll just stay out of the way.
315
00:13:50.566 --> 00:13:52.933
Now, h-hang on, now. I-I
worked pretty hard on this,
316
00:13:52.969 --> 00:13:55.536
- and I'd like you guys to see it.
- Oh, come on.
317
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♪ ♪
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Chuck: Greetings. I'm Ed
Alzate of the Outdoor Man Grill.
319
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(Laughs)
320
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Where your taste buds will take
an adventure around the world.
321
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Everything on our menu is
fresh, exotic and delicious.
322
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From our
sizzling... ooh...
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hot entrées
324
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to our excellent selection of wines.
325
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Yes, sirree.
326
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Come for the food.
327
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Come for the fun.
328
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Come for the best meal of your life.
329
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You'll take one look
at our menu and say,
330
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"I'm eating here!"
331
00:14:41.717 --> 00:14:44.118
That is so good.
332
00:14:44.153 --> 00:14:46.253
I did a little nip-tuck
with the editing.
333
00:14:46.289 --> 00:14:48.689
You know, worked on the sound.
334
00:14:48.724 --> 00:14:51.158
Glad you like it, Kristin.
335
00:14:51.193 --> 00:14:52.860
Ed?
336
00:14:53.896 --> 00:14:55.663
I thought I knew some tricks,
337
00:14:55.698 --> 00:14:58.198
but looks like you
know some, too, Chuck.
338
00:14:58.234 --> 00:15:00.534
(Chuckles): Oh, yeah.
339
00:15:00.570 --> 00:15:03.300
And I can't deny it, Ed. The
camera does love you, man.
340
00:15:03.390 --> 00:15:04.838
- Oh.
- You were wonderful, Ed.
341
00:15:04.874 --> 00:15:07.441
(Chuckles) Well, it was terrific
to be, to be part of a team,
342
00:15:07.476 --> 00:15:09.977
especially one that
isn't playing pickleball.
343
00:15:10.120 --> 00:15:11.679
So come on, let's go celebrate
344
00:15:11.714 --> 00:15:14.181
in that lovely restaurant
of yours, and it's on me.
345
00:15:14.216 --> 00:15:15.649
- Come on. -Okay.
- All right.
346
00:15:15.685 --> 00:15:17.286
I have a screenplay
I'd like you to read.
347
00:15:17.320 --> 00:15:19.386
It's, uh, it opens on me, all right,
348
00:15:19.422 --> 00:15:22.856
in a speedboat on the Riviera. Okay...
349
00:15:25.394 --> 00:15:28.128
- Mandy: Hey, Dad?
- I'm in here.
350
00:15:28.164 --> 00:15:30.831
Oh, hi. Kyle said you needed my help.
351
00:15:30.866 --> 00:15:32.800
Yeah, it's a real estate
question, actually.
352
00:15:32.835 --> 00:15:35.200
I was wondering if you
think that this bomb shelter
353
00:15:35.370 --> 00:15:38.172
could be an asset I-if
I ever sold this house.
354
00:15:38.207 --> 00:15:39.907
Oh, yes, definitely. What you do is,
355
00:15:39.942 --> 00:15:43.310
you call it a bomb
shelter slash wine cellar.
356
00:15:43.346 --> 00:15:45.179
I can see the marketing now:
357
00:15:45.214 --> 00:15:47.915
"Get bombed while you're being bombed."
358
00:15:47.950 --> 00:15:49.550
(Mouths)
359
00:15:49.585 --> 00:15:51.185
Actually, I was hoping I could get you
360
00:15:51.220 --> 00:15:54.221
to pack all this stuff
and, uh, get it out.
361
00:15:54.256 --> 00:15:56.423
Why? (Gasps) Oh, my gosh,
are you selling the house?
362
00:15:56.459 --> 00:15:58.525
Wait till I get my
license, I want the listing.
363
00:15:58.561 --> 00:15:59.994
No, no, I just, I want you
364
00:16:00.290 --> 00:16:01.595
to pack everything up
and get it out of here.
365
00:16:01.631 --> 00:16:04.640
You won't need it, 'cause
you're gonna be a realtor.
366
00:16:04.100 --> 00:16:06.400
Wait, but it's not like I'm
never gonna design again.
367
00:16:06.435 --> 00:16:08.602
I'm just taking a little break.
368
00:16:08.638 --> 00:16:09.937
Oh, that's not what it sounded like.
369
00:16:09.972 --> 00:16:11.405
It sounded like you were done.
370
00:16:11.440 --> 00:16:13.507
Well, I'm sorry if I was
a little unclear, okay?
371
00:16:13.542 --> 00:16:16.210
I was dealing with a big disappointment.
372
00:16:16.245 --> 00:16:17.878
So you don't think it'll be
disappointing being a realtor?
373
00:16:17.913 --> 00:16:19.279
I mean, most people
go to those open houses
374
00:16:19.315 --> 00:16:22.282
just to enjoy warm oatmeal cookies.
375
00:16:22.318 --> 00:16:24.785
Yeah, I-I know I'll have bad days,
376
00:16:24.820 --> 00:16:27.554
but if somebody doesn't
like a house I show them,
377
00:16:27.590 --> 00:16:31.425
it's not gonna... you know, whatever.
378
00:16:31.460 --> 00:16:35.462
Hurt. 'Cause you
didn't design the house.
379
00:16:35.498 --> 00:16:37.865
Yeah.
380
00:16:37.900 --> 00:16:42.690
Did you like the portfolio
you sent to Modern Mode?
381
00:16:42.104 --> 00:16:46.807
I loved it. Best stuff I ever did.
382
00:16:46.842 --> 00:16:50.244
There were these, um,
billowy palazzo pants...
383
00:16:50.279 --> 00:16:51.745
You can skip the details.
384
00:16:51.781 --> 00:16:54.415
(Sighs)
385
00:16:54.450 --> 00:16:57.117
And all I got back was,
"Thanks, but no thanks.
386
00:16:57.153 --> 00:16:58.952
"Thanks, but you suck,
387
00:16:58.988 --> 00:17:00.821
"and you're the worst designer
in the world, and we hate you
388
00:17:00.856 --> 00:17:02.623
and everyone hates you and always will."
389
00:17:02.658 --> 00:17:05.426
Honey, it's just a form letter.
390
00:17:07.163 --> 00:17:10.130
My first media proposal for Outdoor Man,
391
00:17:10.166 --> 00:17:12.332
I thought I had all the details right.
392
00:17:12.368 --> 00:17:14.101
Product, price...
393
00:17:14.136 --> 00:17:15.969
You can skip the details.
394
00:17:17.373 --> 00:17:18.639
And it failed?
395
00:17:18.674 --> 00:17:21.800
Nope, huge success.
396
00:17:21.430 --> 00:17:23.444
The truth is, I also
had a lot of epic...
397
00:17:23.479 --> 00:17:25.612
I mean epic...
failures,
398
00:17:25.648 --> 00:17:28.749
I just don't tell people about those.
399
00:17:28.784 --> 00:17:32.986
I just hate what it feels
like whenever they say "no."
400
00:17:33.220 --> 00:17:35.322
Like I'm worthless.
401
00:17:35.357 --> 00:17:37.791
Maybe because deep down,
402
00:17:37.827 --> 00:17:40.194
you feel like you were put on this Earth
403
00:17:40.229 --> 00:17:42.763
to be a great designer.
404
00:17:42.798 --> 00:17:47.367
I do. I used to.
405
00:17:47.403 --> 00:17:50.304
I don't know anymore. (Chuckles)
406
00:17:50.339 --> 00:17:52.339
You know, I'm looking
at the stuff you did
407
00:17:52.374 --> 00:17:53.974
when you were a kid.
408
00:17:54.900 --> 00:17:55.542
This is early stuff you did.
409
00:17:55.578 --> 00:17:58.645
Honey, this is really amazing.
410
00:17:58.681 --> 00:18:00.481
Your work is spectacular.
411
00:18:00.516 --> 00:18:03.217
You really think it's good?
412
00:18:03.252 --> 00:18:08.550
I think it's great. But it
doesn't matter what I think.
413
00:18:08.900 --> 00:18:11.892
Or what "Modern Anybody" thinks.
414
00:18:11.927 --> 00:18:14.328
The only person that
has to think it's great
415
00:18:14.363 --> 00:18:16.864
is sitting in your chair right now.
416
00:18:16.899 --> 00:18:21.135
I just don't know if
I can take it anymore.
417
00:18:21.170 --> 00:18:22.736
This isn't my first rejection, Dad.
418
00:18:22.772 --> 00:18:26.600
I am sick of hearing them say "no."
419
00:18:26.410 --> 00:18:29.309
Then you can pack all this stuff up.
420
00:18:29.345 --> 00:18:32.713
And that's okay. That's okay.
421
00:18:32.748 --> 00:18:35.516
But then, you'll never
experience what it's like
422
00:18:35.551 --> 00:18:39.190
- when they go "yes, yes."
- (Laughs softly)
423
00:18:39.540 --> 00:18:42.823
(Sniffles) Just tell me the truth.
424
00:18:42.858 --> 00:18:44.424
Does life get any easier?
425
00:18:44.460 --> 00:18:46.760
No.
426
00:18:48.697 --> 00:18:52.299
But the good news is,
it goes by real quick.
427
00:19:01.101 --> 00:19:03.902
- Hey, honey.
- Hey.
428
00:19:03.937 --> 00:19:05.637
You want to hear the funniest thing?
429
00:19:05.672 --> 00:19:07.472
Sure.
430
00:19:07.507 --> 00:19:11.142
Did you bring somebody funny with you?
431
00:19:11.178 --> 00:19:13.144
Hardy har, har, har. No, listen.
432
00:19:13.180 --> 00:19:16.381
I was at my last student
appointment on Eldora Street,
433
00:19:16.416 --> 00:19:18.216
- in that big Tudor-style house.
- Uh-huh.
434
00:19:18.251 --> 00:19:22.620
So, I was a tutor in a Tudor.
435
00:19:22.656 --> 00:19:25.156
(Chuckles) Get it?
436
00:19:25.192 --> 00:19:28.920
Ha. Top notch, honey.
437
00:19:28.128 --> 00:19:31.950
I made you a special
dinner. Just sit down.
438
00:19:31.131 --> 00:19:33.264
Oh. Just when I think I can't love you
439
00:19:33.300 --> 00:19:35.990
any more than I do, it happens.
440
00:19:35.135 --> 00:19:36.968
I have that effect on people.
441
00:19:38.305 --> 00:19:41.673
Very awkward at the post office.
442
00:19:41.708 --> 00:19:43.509
There you go. Plate's hot, plate's hot.
443
00:19:43.543 --> 00:19:46.144
Lamb chops. Wow, they're beautiful.
444
00:19:46.179 --> 00:19:47.579
They were more beautiful
when the other three
445
00:19:47.614 --> 00:19:49.180
were on there, but...
446
00:19:50.684 --> 00:19:54.152
Listen, uh, I had a
little chat with Mandy,
447
00:19:54.187 --> 00:19:57.112
and I think she might be over that
rebound affair with real estate.
448
00:19:57.143 --> 00:19:58.356
Oh, no, you know what?
449
00:19:58.391 --> 00:20:00.625
I feel bad about getting
in her face like that.
450
00:20:00.660 --> 00:20:02.694
I mean, I-I realized
I was just mad at her
451
00:20:02.729 --> 00:20:04.596
for the mistakes I made in my life.
452
00:20:04.631 --> 00:20:06.965
No, no, I think you've had
a pretty mistake-free life.
453
00:20:07.000 --> 00:20:09.934
Except for the murders.
454
00:20:09.970 --> 00:20:11.970
You know, it's-it's better that
455
00:20:12.500 --> 00:20:13.605
she talks to you about that stuff.
456
00:20:13.640 --> 00:20:14.839
I mean, y-you're, you're somebody
457
00:20:14.875 --> 00:20:16.608
who made their dreams come true.
458
00:20:16.643 --> 00:20:18.343
Let's not go into this again, okay?
459
00:20:18.378 --> 00:20:20.378
What, you think that's an insult?
No? No?
460
00:20:20.413 --> 00:20:22.780
All right, well, sure, I got
a couple more. How about this?
461
00:20:22.816 --> 00:20:25.984
You're handsome and
you're good in the sack.
462
00:20:27.220 --> 00:20:29.187
- Oh, really?
- Hmm.
463
00:20:29.222 --> 00:20:30.388
How about this? You're intelligent
464
00:20:30.423 --> 00:20:32.223
and you have a nice rack.
465
00:20:34.661 --> 00:20:35.827
Now you go.
466
00:20:38.331 --> 00:20:40.492
No, but seriously, seriously,
uh, you know what, honey?
467
00:20:40.500 --> 00:20:43.334
Outdoor Man was your dream,
and you made it come true.
468
00:20:43.370 --> 00:20:45.370
I mean, th-that's pretty impressive.
469
00:20:45.405 --> 00:20:48.373
More specifically, Outdoor
Man was a goal of mine.
470
00:20:48.408 --> 00:20:50.241
This is my dream.
471
00:20:50.277 --> 00:20:52.343
You, the
kids... us.
472
00:20:52.379 --> 00:20:54.479
And I didn't make this dream happen.
473
00:20:54.514 --> 00:20:56.514
- We made this happen.
- Mm.
474
00:20:56.550 --> 00:20:58.490
You know, just when I
think I can't love you
475
00:20:58.840 --> 00:20:59.717
any more than I do, it happens.
476
00:20:59.753 --> 00:21:01.850
Well, that's easy to understand.
477
00:21:01.121 --> 00:21:03.288
I'm intelligent and good in the sack.
478
00:21:05.191 --> 00:21:07.250
And there's nobody I would rather
479
00:21:07.600 --> 00:21:10.528
have my dreams come true with
than with you, Vanessa Baxter.
480
00:21:10.564 --> 00:21:12.163
Oh, right back at you, mister.
481
00:21:12.198 --> 00:21:14.999
Mm.
482
00:21:15.350 --> 00:21:20.104
So... you want to go upstairs?
483
00:21:22.642 --> 00:21:24.409
I'm eating.
484
00:21:25.645 --> 00:21:28.112
Come on, y-you know.
485
00:21:28.148 --> 00:21:31.883
Yeah, yeah, I do know, but I'm eating.
486
00:21:33.954 --> 00:21:36.254
That's why they call it a dream.
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