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Klec bl�zn� 3: Svatba
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Alb�ne!
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Alb�ne!
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Alb�ne!
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Alb�ne!
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Raz, dva, t�i a �ty�i
p�t, �est, sedm a osm.
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Znovu. T�i a �ty�i...
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...p�t, �est, sedm a osm.
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Oto�ka, t�i a �ty�i.
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- Alb�ne!
- Ahoj, drahou�ku...
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Nesp�chej tak na m�.
Je to absurdn�, k ni�emu.
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Je to moje chyba, �e vypad�m jako mu�.
Pod�vej se, jak vypad�m.
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- Je to perfektn�.
- Vypad�m jako vr�na. Jsem hrozn�!
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- V�echno to vid�m. Je to sm�n�, Renato.
- Vypad� norm�ln�.
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Nen� to norm�ln�,
je to smutn� a �patn�, kdy� se ti to l�b�.
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S n�u�nicemi bys v tom byl veselej��.
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Maminka jede pry�!
Tady je moje Fifi.
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- Starej se mi o ni, a� budu pry�.
- Vezmi si ji s sebou do Anglie.
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Psi se nemaj� vozit do Anglie.
Neprojde celnic�.
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- Je ply�ov�!
- To jsou Britov�, co jsi �ekal.
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M�j bo�e, pan�! Je snad karneval?
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- Vid�?
- Jacobe, mazej zp�tky do kuchyn�.
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Sbohem, m� l�sko. Maminka se brzy vr�t�.
Moc t� miluju. Moc t� miluju.
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A tebe taky.
Fifi, tvoje maminka odch�z�.
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To snad nen� mo�n�! Pod�vejte se!
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M�j bo�e!
Jak je op�len�!
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No co? ��dn� koment��e. Poj�me.
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- Poj�me.
- Kde jsi, Zazo?
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D�lej nebo zme�k� letadlo.
Netahej za sebou ty nohy.
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Neum�m chodit bez podpatk�.
Ztr�c�m rovnov�hu.
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Ve Skotsku bude not��.
Bude otev�rat z�v�.
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- Nem��e� se tam produc�rovat s podpatkama.
- J� v�m, ale m�m na sob� pono�ky.
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- �kr�bou m� kalhoty. P�ch� m� to!
- Pod�vej se.
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Jm�nem Strany mor�ln�,
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kter� m�m tu �est p�edsedat,
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se postar�m o to,
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abych zajistil
blahobyt ve va�em regionu.
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T�to!
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- Mami. - Laurente, m�j mal�.
Vid�, jak jsem oble�en�? - Moc ti to slu��.
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- Pr� slu��! - Jede� do Skotska kv�li d�dictv�?
- Ano. Ale vypad�m jako bych �el na poh�eb.
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- To ne! Promi�, ale m�m pr�ci.
- Dej pusu ta�kovi.
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- Proboha! J� um�u!
- Ahoj, mami. Ahoj, tati. - Ahoj.
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- Poj�.
- No tak poj�me.
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Kone�n� jsme se zase vid�li.
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P�nov�, jsem pot�en
n�v�t�vou t�to provincie.
50
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- D�kuji v�m, pane p�edsedo.
- D�kuji.
51
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To d�dictv� je pro n�s d�le�it�.
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Jsme v katastrof�ln� finan�n� situaci.
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- Co chce? Pro� se na tebe d�v�?
- Kdo?
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Ten mu� t� po��d sleduje.
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- Vid�l jsi to? - D�val se na m�?
- Ano!
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V klubu jsme ud�lali p�r zm�n
a top�me se v dluz�ch.
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- To d�dictv� je pro n�s z�sadn�.
- To je nevkusn�. Pro� se nepod�v�?
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V t�chle �atech si m� nikdo nev�imne.
�pln� splynu se st�nama.
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To byla posledn� kapka,
to je hroznej chlap. Poj�me.
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Co si to dovolujete po��d na n�s civ�t.
A ten ot�esn� oblek.
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Kam jste chodil na �kolu?!
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Tak jsme tady.
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- Pros�m, nechci upoutat pozornost.
- Jak chce�!
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- Tady to je. Bol� m� noha.
- Co�e? - Bol� m� noha.
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Bon Voyage...
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Nap�u ti.
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- Pane... - Mluv�te ke mn�?
- Ano, poj�te sem. Sem ke mn�.
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- Spustil jste alarm.
- Hr�za! To se mi nikdy nestalo.
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Sem vypr�zdn�te kapsy.
Vypr�zdn�te kapsy, pane.
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To je poprv�. Chcete se pod�vat?
To je m�j make-up.
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- Ten je pro zvl�tn� ve�ery.
- Mus�te m�t u sebe kovov� p�edm�ty.
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- Co�e?
- Kovov� p�edm�ty. - Ano.
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- M�m pud�enku se zrc�tkem.
- Dob�e.
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Rt�nky pe�liv� vyb�r�m.
To je delik�tn�.
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00:08:07,752 --> 00:08:12,623
Mo�n� je to trochu divn�,
ale vypad�m s t�m l�p.
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K va�im kr�sn�m �ern�m o��m...
Kam zmizel?
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On m� opustil. Nepochopiteln�.
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Ani se nepod�val!
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Vypad�m snad jako dealer drog? M�m sice trochu
pr�ku, ale je to jen pudr. ��dn� katastrofa...
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Tak velmi brzy, mil��ku!
Takov� my�lenky jsou absurdn�.
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��k�te, �e to nen� d�le�it�. Dob�e.
P�iznejme si ale, �e to d�l�me v�ichni.
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SKOTSKO
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V�tejte, pane Mougeotte!
V�e je p�ipraven� pro otev�en� z�v�ti.
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Ra�te nastoupit.
Pros�m.
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Dobr� r�no, pane.
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D�kuji.
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P�ikryjte se, drah�.
Je to n�dhern� p�ehoz.
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Jestli�e jsou v�po�ty
m�ho kolegy spr�vn�,
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- tak pozemek va�� teti�ky za��n�
tady a sah� a� k mo�i. - Ano.
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- Mo�e je tak daleko?
- No, je to kus cesty.
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- Mo�e je tak� moje?
- Ne.
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- V m�m d�dictv� nen� mo�e?
- Ne. - Ne?
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Zde jsou va�e pastviny.
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A va�e ove�ky...
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...a dal�� ovce.
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- Star� stromy a jejich d�evorubci.
- Jak kr�sn� kousky!
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Asi dv� st� let star�.
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- D�evorubci? - Pros�m?
- Promi�te, vy mluv�te o stromech. - Samoz�ejm�.
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J� m�l na mysli d�evorubce.
Trochu "quid pro quo".
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- Tady je v� hrad a va�i sluhov�.
- Skv�l�!
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00:11:07,063 --> 00:11:10,055
- Dobr� r�no, pane.
- Dobr� r�no.
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Tak�e? Ano, d�kuji.
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00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:18,099
- Dobr� r�no, pane.
- Madam.
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- Angela. - Jak� to poklad!
- Dobr� r�no. - D�kuji v�m.
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- Lory. - Jak n�dhern�!
- Edwige. - Pane. - Jsou vynikaj�c�!
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Jsem velmi spokojen.
Ne, mus�me se nejprve poznat.
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Ve st�edn�m Skotsku.
Nen� to �patn�, je to venkovsk�.
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Ano! Ne, v�ichni nos� kilty.
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Jsou rozko�n�!
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V� co?
M�m n�pad pro vystoupen�.
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00:11:52,873 --> 00:11:58,153
Nech�me b�t v�el� tanec
a d�me Skotsko do show.
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Ne! Jsi hrozn�!
V�m, co t�m mysl�.
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Nezlob se.
Te� si to m��eme dovolit.
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Samoz�ejm�!
A proto, aby to n�co znamenalo.
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Jsem naprosto st��zliv�.
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Chov�m se jako prav� mu�.
Te� m� u� nech.
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�ek� na m� pr�vn�k, Dulac.
Ano, ale neboj se!
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- Co se d�je?
- P�istoup�me k otev�en� z�v�ti.
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Volal jsem... Promi�te.
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Pros�m, poj�te d�l, pane Mougeotte.
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R�d bych V�m p�edstavil
pana Kennedyho, not��e.
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A va�eho bratrance Mortimera Watsona.
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Pros�m, p�nov�.
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�ten�m se te� dost�v�me k z�v�ti
va�� teti�ky, pan� Emmy McGovernov�.
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Pros�m.
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"Toto je m� z�v�."
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- "Zanech�v�m m�mu vnukovi, Alb�novi Mougeotteovi..."
- D�rek!
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"...v�echny m� statky a m�j majetek,"
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"v�etn� bal�ku akci� rovnaj�c� se
hodnot� deseti mili�n� liber."
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To je na va�e skoro 25 miliard.
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"Tyto prost�edky jsou ulo�en�
v bance Berkeley, v Aberdeenu."
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- "A d�le pr�vo na titul V�voda walsk�."
- A v�vodkyn�?
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"Av�ak zm�n�n� v�ci jsou p�edm�tem
specifick� podm�nky."
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- "Jesti�e nebude spln�na panem Alb�nem Mougeottem,"
- To jsem j�!
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"bude tento majetek odk�z�n ve prosp�ch
jeho bratrance Mortimera Watsona."
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Tak zn� klauzule:
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"D�dic, Alb�n Mougeotte, se o�en�..."
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"a bude m�t syna se svou �enou
do 18 m�s�c�, po��naje dne�kem."
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- M��ete to zopakovat?
- Shrnu v�m to. - Promi�te!
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To znamen�, �e mus�te b�t �enat�.
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- Pros�m?
- Mus�te b�t �enat�. - Ano.
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- Se �enou?
- Samoz�ejm�! Pot�ebujete m�t d�dice.
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Ne, ne, pane Mougeotte!
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Pane Mougeotte!
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Pane Mougeotte!
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- Pane Mougeotte! Pane Mougeotte!
- Omlouv�m se.
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- Kdy let� dal�� letadlo?
- V p�t hodin. - Ano.
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P�nov�.
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Omluvte m�.
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- To nezvl�dnou, co mysl�te?
- Mysl�m, �e budete brzy velmi bohat�.
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Pr��! P�ekr�sn� Skotsko!
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- Pane Mougeotte, rozum�m va�emu probl�mu.
- Ah! M�j probl�m!
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Ale deset mili�n�...
stoj� za to...
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Ale tyhle v�ci nejdou...
Nem��u... Ani za 10 milion� liber.
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- Je to mo�n�.
- Nemysl�m, je to absurdn�, nesmysln�.
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Ano, Dulacu.
Nikdy nebudu d�dit.
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00:16:29,287 --> 00:16:33,121
To je v�echno nedorozum�n�.
Nemluvte o tom.
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- Pane Mougeotte.
- Ano? - Dvacet p�t miliard.
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- Jen to dob�e napl�novat.
- Ne, je rozhodnuto.
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De�tn�k, kufr a klobouk.
M�j bo�e!
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- Renato!
- Alb�ne!
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Zd� se to,
jako bych byl od tebe pry� nav�dy.
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- Jak moc? - V��nost!
- Ptal jsem se "kolik".
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- Kolik �eho?
- D�dictv�...
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Mohl bys za��t nap��klad t�m,
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jestli se mi l�bila cesta,
jestli jsem ti p�inesl tri�ko.
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Dob�e.
U� je to na cest�?
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P��li� pozd�.
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Co se ve Skotsku stalo?
M�m pr�vo to v�d�t.
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Ani paprsek slunce, jen v�tr,
a nel�bilo se mi letadlo.
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- A te� u� v� v�echno.
- Ne, a co d�dictv� a pen�ze?
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- Byl to omyl. - Co?
- Jo, byla to chyba.
186
00:17:46,736 --> 00:17:48,727
A "groteska"!
187
00:17:48,936 --> 00:17:53,010
Jak� groteska? Vra� se zp�tky!
188
00:17:53,217 --> 00:17:57,972
U� dost!
Nechci sly�et ��dn� dudy!
189
00:17:58,177 --> 00:18:02,012
Takov� ��lenost a s dudy!
191
00:18:05,968 --> 00:18:09,506
- Alb�ne. Obecenstvo! Nem��e�...
- Byla to chyba!
192
00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:13,498
V t�hle oblasti jsou chyby b�n�.
193
00:18:13,710 --> 00:18:19,707
P�ijel jsem tam
a not�� se ptal po mu�i...
194
00:18:19,912 --> 00:18:22,710
Panu Alb�novi.
195
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:28,108
�ekl jsem mu, �e jsem Alb�n.
a on �ekl: "Ne Alb�n, Alb�n."
196
00:18:28,314 --> 00:18:31,943
A tak jsem �ekl "Alb�n Mougeotte",
a on na to "Alb�n Mongeaux".
197
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:37,025
�ekl jsem, "Moje jm�no je Alb�n Mougeotte..."
a on �ekl: "Ne, Alb�n!"
198
00:18:37,236 --> 00:18:40,069
A tak jsem jim �ekl, �e to nejsem j�.
199
00:18:40,276 --> 00:18:46,753
- A co je tohle?
- Nic! To jsou turistick� bro�ury.
201
00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:50,952
Tyhle v�echny ot�zky m� vy�erp�vaj�.
M�m toho pln� zuby.
202
00:18:51,159 --> 00:18:57,393
- Madam, cht�la byste pletenou vlnu?
- Co j� chci?! P�em��lej.
203
00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:02,073
- A d�dictv�? P�inesla jste hodn� pen�z?
- B� do kuchyn�!
204
00:19:02,282 --> 00:19:07,232
A te� si uv�dom, �e jsem vy�erpan�.
205
00:19:07,923 --> 00:19:13,123
M�m tu sm�nou p�edstavu,
�e si d�m sprchu a zem�u.
206
00:19:14,004 --> 00:19:17,998
Je to jasn�?
Jsem mrtv�, mrtv�, mrtv�.
207
00:19:19,018 --> 00:19:21,009
Nech to b�t!
208
00:19:21,779 --> 00:19:25,215
V tomhle dom� nem��u m�t
ani kousek soukrom�!
209
00:19:31,901 --> 00:19:35,958
Budete muset vymyslet n�co jin�ho!
210
00:20:04,508 --> 00:20:09,629
Alb�ne, dnes r�no jsem mluvil
s �editelem banky.
211
00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:15,347
V�, kolik jsme v m�nusu?
Ani to nebudu ��kat.
212
00:20:15,551 --> 00:20:18,827
Jestli neusp�jeme s t�m d�dictv�m...
213
00:20:19,832 --> 00:20:22,869
Bude to katastrofa.
Budeme v trosk�ch.
214
00:20:46,358 --> 00:20:51,192
- Bol� t� oko?
- Ne. - Ne?
215
00:20:53,839 --> 00:20:58,939
- "Holky" jsou nastoupen�?
- Ano! - Jste p�ipraven�? - Samoz�ejm�.
216
00:20:58,940 --> 00:21:02,393
- Zaza je za chvilku hotov�.
- Za jak dlouho?
217
00:21:02,881 --> 00:21:08,354
- Zazo! Zazo!
- U� jdu!
219
00:21:09,123 --> 00:21:12,433
- Bravo!
- D�ky.
220
00:21:12,644 --> 00:21:15,716
Jsi skv�l� a p�ekr�sn�.
221
00:21:16,724 --> 00:21:21,116
Mysl�m, �e to m�m.
Zhubla jsem.
222
00:21:21,325 --> 00:21:27,977
- Skv�l�! Jako vosa.
- Fakt z�bavn�!
223
00:21:28,447 --> 00:21:32,566
- Zkus se zvednout. Armande, jsi p�ipraven?
- Ano.
224
00:21:32,768 --> 00:21:36,445
Dob�e m� p�iva�te. Lech...
Lecht� m�!
225
00:21:36,649 --> 00:21:41,359
D�lej! Nahoru! D�lej!
227
00:21:42,130 --> 00:21:49,046
Funguje to! V�echno v pohod�.
Je to z�bavn�. Te� u� m��ete j�t.
230
00:21:52,692 --> 00:21:58,068
- To je k sm�chu! - Uvolni nohu.
- Dr�� se? - Ano.
231
00:22:08,376 --> 00:22:10,365
"Je to legra�n�!"
232
00:22:11,177 --> 00:22:15,569
"Vid�l jsi to!
Oh, spadla mi paruka, Renato!"
233
00:22:22,658 --> 00:22:25,933
"Nem��u let�t k zemi.
Lecht� m� na noze. Maurice!"
235
00:22:29,541 --> 00:22:31,377
Madam Pitipo.
236
00:22:35,302 --> 00:22:41,214
M��u v�s poprosit,
abyste po�kala s �klidem a� skon��m?
237
00:22:41,303 --> 00:22:44,933
"No tak, d�v�ata.
V�elky jsou jako bff."
238
00:22:45,144 --> 00:22:48,899
"- Jak d�laj�?"
"- D�laj� zzz."
239
00:22:49,105 --> 00:22:53,224
- Kdy� jsem na�tvan�, bodnu.
- "Ne. Jak si to ��kal?"
242
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:03,337
"No tak, kluci. V�ichni se mnou."
244
00:23:06,869 --> 00:23:10,863
Poj�te se mnou!
Zzzz!
245
00:23:13,570 --> 00:23:16,544
"Zanech�v�m m�mu vnukovi,
Alb�novi Mougeotteovi..."
246
00:23:16,751 --> 00:23:25,305
"v�echny m� statky a m�j majetek
a d�le pr�vo na titul V�voda walsk�..."
248
00:23:25,393 --> 00:23:29,182
"Bal�k akci� v hodnot� rovnaj�c� se..."
249
00:23:29,394 --> 00:23:33,388
- "deseti mili�n�m liber."
- "Um�r�m!"
250
00:23:34,275 --> 00:23:39,145
Deset mili�n� liber! Libra je...
Desetin�sobek.
251
00:23:39,356 --> 00:23:43,475
- Dvacet p�t mili�n� lir!
- "Renato." - U� jdu.
252
00:23:43,677 --> 00:23:51,690
"Ale povinnou podm�nkou je,
�e se m�j vnuk Alb�n Mougeotte o�en�..."
254
00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:58,538
"...a bude m�t syna se svou �enou
do 18 m�s�c�, po��naje dne�kem."
255
00:23:58,940 --> 00:24:01,329
To nen� snadn�.
256
00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:08,532
Ale za 25 000 milion� lir
to m��eme dok�zat.
257
00:24:09,660 --> 00:24:12,732
Poj�me m�t syna,
kter�mu m��eme d�v��ovat!
258
00:24:12,940 --> 00:24:15,056
Samoz�ejm�, �e ano!
259
00:24:15,260 --> 00:24:19,458
- Z�sta� tady. Odvahu!
- Renato!
260
00:24:19,660 --> 00:24:24,290
- Raz, dva, t�i a �ty�i.
- Renato, p�el�tl jsem!
261
00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:29,210
Renato, funguje to!
Ale riskuju, �e si zlom�m nohu.
262
00:24:29,420 --> 00:24:33,572
- Renato, kde jsi? Jacobe!
- Tady jsem, pan�.
263
00:24:33,780 --> 00:24:36,772
- Vezmi ty k��dla.
- Vypad�te jako and�l.
264
00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:40,256
Jsem v�el� kr�lovna
a nikdo to nem��e poznat.
265
00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:47,336
Renato!
267
00:25:14,020 --> 00:25:18,218
- Chce� se mnou mluvit, Alb�ne?
- Ahh! Vyd�sil jsi m�.
268
00:25:18,420 --> 00:25:20,456
Pro�?
269
00:25:20,980 --> 00:25:25,451
- N�co skr�v�?
- Co d�l� v m�m pokoji?
270
00:25:25,660 --> 00:25:28,015
Pt�m se t�.
271
00:25:28,220 --> 00:25:32,099
- Skr�v� p�ede mnou n�co?
- Ne.
272
00:25:33,420 --> 00:25:36,173
- V�bec nic.
- L�e�.
273
00:25:36,580 --> 00:25:41,700
V�d�m tv� o�i.
L�e�. �ekni mi pravdu.
274
00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:46,409
Tak dob�e.
275
00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:50,089
Lhal jsem.
276
00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:56,418
Ten Mongeaux Alb�n.
277
00:25:58,220 --> 00:26:01,417
To d�dictv� pat�ilo mn�.
278
00:26:01,900 --> 00:26:05,415
Tak�e jsme bohat�!
Promi�, jsi bohat�.
279
00:26:07,740 --> 00:26:10,334
- Ne.
- Pro�?
280
00:26:10,540 --> 00:26:12,576
Proto�e...
281
00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:15,977
Proto�e m�sto hradu...
282
00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:21,018
mi teta Emma... nechala ch��i.
283
00:26:22,420 --> 00:26:25,890
Je to m�sto o dvou metrech.
284
00:26:26,820 --> 00:26:30,813
Vypad� to jako komora.
285
00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:35,930
Takov� ta "v�c", kam d� ovce.
286
00:26:36,140 --> 00:26:39,098
- V�, co chci ��ct!
- Ov��n.
287
00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:45,250
Ano, ov��n. Ale je to poni�uj�c�,
vypad� to jako prase�� chl�vek.
288
00:26:45,460 --> 00:26:50,580
Ano, ov�� chl�vek vysoko na �tesech.
289
00:26:50,780 --> 00:26:53,817
�etl jsem z�v�.
290
00:26:54,020 --> 00:26:55,373
Ano.
291
00:26:56,460 --> 00:26:59,497
- Jak se opova�uje�?
- Promi�, Alb�ne.
292
00:26:59,900 --> 00:27:02,289
Ch�pu tv�j probl�m...
293
00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:07,415
Ale chl�vek za 25 000 mili�n�
nen� ne�e�iteln� probl�m.
294
00:27:07,620 --> 00:27:13,456
Nejhor�� bude dostat do chl�vku d�t�.
295
00:27:13,660 --> 00:27:18,529
Ale neboj se. Jsem tady.
296
00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:24,533
- M��e� se mnou skromn� po��tat.
- Co jsi myslel t�m "nen� ne�e�iteln�"?
297
00:27:24,740 --> 00:27:27,573
Nic, no v�... V� p�ece.
298
00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:31,298
Pro m�...
299
00:27:32,140 --> 00:27:36,133
V�, �e pro m�, d�t�...
Nen� to nemo�n�.
300
00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:43,419
Ne, nikdy s t�m nebudu souhlasit!
A nechci o tom mluvit.
301
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:47,169
Vede� si dob�e. Gratuluju!
302
00:27:47,380 --> 00:27:52,010
- Co zm��e svatba... A pr�ce, jak se m�?
- Velmi dob�e.
303
00:27:52,220 --> 00:27:57,419
- Pant�ta m� pov��il na �editele kancel��e.
- Gratuluju!
304
00:27:57,620 --> 00:28:01,215
- Ta pr�ce mi d�v� hodn� uspokojen�.
- Skv�l�!
305
00:28:01,420 --> 00:28:07,131
- K� bych mohl ��ct to sam�, ale bohu�el...
- J� v�m.
306
00:28:07,340 --> 00:28:10,332
Proto jsem taky p�i�el. Chci...
307
00:28:13,820 --> 00:28:18,496
- Vezmi si to, tati. To je d�rek od pant�ty.
- Ne.
308
00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:22,693
- Nevezmu si takov� dar od sv�ho syna.
- Cht�l jsem si koupit auto.
309
00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:28,691
Ale vysta��m s t�m sou�asn�m.
A ne �e za to koup� Alb�novi n�jak� �perky!
310
00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:39,694
P�ij�m�m a vr�t�m ti to,
jak jen to bude mo�n�.
311
00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:42,092
D�ky.
312
00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:46,088
No dob�e.
Raz, dva, t�i a �ty�i.
313
00:28:46,300 --> 00:28:49,451
Pa�e nahoru. Raz, dva, nohy...
314
00:28:49,660 --> 00:28:53,448
- Vid�l jsem... - Koho?
- Laurenta. - Laurenta!
315
00:28:53,660 --> 00:28:57,653
- Vid�l jsi sv�ho syna. Jsi ��astn�.
- Ne.
316
00:28:57,780 --> 00:29:00,578
- Pro�?
- Pod�vej se.
317
00:29:01,780 --> 00:29:06,456
- Je to �ek. - Ano.
- Po��dal si o n�jak� pen�ze? - Ne.
318
00:29:06,660 --> 00:29:09,652
- Dal mi je.
- To je poklad!
319
00:29:09,860 --> 00:29:14,729
- Zbavil se auta. - Chud�k kluk!
- Ano. - Chud�k ta�ka!
320
00:29:14,940 --> 00:29:18,933
- Co m�m d�lat s t�m �ekem? - Nic.
- Je to jen kapka v mo�i. - Ano.
321
00:29:19,140 --> 00:29:23,452
- To nen� dost pro tvou fantazii.
- ��dn� probl�m!
322
00:29:23,660 --> 00:29:27,175
- �el jsi ke kade�n�kovi?
- M�m d�kazy.
323
00:29:27,380 --> 00:29:31,373
- Je to t�k�!
- M� pr�ce je obt�n�.
324
00:29:31,580 --> 00:29:35,619
Jsem �editelem.
Nem�m na v�platy, budeme muset p�estat.
325
00:29:35,820 --> 00:29:38,050
- Chce� b�t ��astn�?
- No tak!
326
00:29:38,260 --> 00:29:42,253
- Jsi zodpov�dn� za z�bavu.
- Samoz�ejm�!
327
00:29:42,460 --> 00:29:46,851
Tak bys m�l zaplatit mzdu!
Mus�m b�t na jevi�ti.
328
00:29:47,060 --> 00:29:51,576
- �el jsi do banky? - Banka m� nezaj�m�!
- B� se pod�vat.
329
00:29:51,780 --> 00:29:57,298
- V�echno je pozastaven�. Jsme kapka v Rud�m mo�i.
- Nep�eh�n�j to.
330
00:29:57,500 --> 00:30:01,288
- A te� si p�edstav. Le��me na tr�v�.
- To je lep��.
331
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:06,449
- Zelen� je barva Skotska.
- Zopakuj to. - Skotska.
332
00:30:06,660 --> 00:30:11,370
- Skotsko! Z��astn�n� strany v�, �e �ist� hodnota
po ode�ten� z�vazk� bude jin�. - To nen� pravda.
333
00:30:11,580 --> 00:30:16,859
J� myslel, �e jsem jedin� d�dic!
Jak jsem �ekl, zapome�.
334
00:30:17,060 --> 00:30:21,497
- Poslouchej!
- �ekl jsem ti, �e nikdy nep�ijmu d�dictv�.
335
00:30:21,700 --> 00:30:26,410
- Rad�ji bych zem�el.
- Poslouchej, Alb�ne. - �ekl jsem "Ne"!
336
00:30:26,620 --> 00:30:29,817
Takov� bordel!
Zaj�maj� t� jenom pen�ze.
337
00:30:30,020 --> 00:30:33,012
Jsme v mo�i hoven.
338
00:30:34,140 --> 00:30:39,134
- Zamysli se nad t�m, Alb�ne,
p�edstav si tu mo�nost. - Nech m� na pokoji.
339
00:30:39,340 --> 00:30:42,332
Mus�m se soust�edit. Jdi pry�!
340
00:30:42,540 --> 00:30:46,658
- Pane Baldi. - Nem�m �as.
- Pros�m!
341
00:30:46,860 --> 00:30:49,328
Poslouch�te m�, pane Baldi?
342
00:30:49,540 --> 00:30:52,532
Ve jm�nu na�eho t�mu
bych v�s r�d poprosil...
343
00:30:52,740 --> 00:30:55,891
...o p�t minut va�eho �asu.
344
00:30:56,620 --> 00:30:59,612
Kdo ti �ekl, aby sis sednul?
345
00:31:00,300 --> 00:31:05,818
- Je lep��, kdy� si sedne�.
- Akceptujeme pr�ci p�es�as.
346
00:31:06,020 --> 00:31:09,296
A �e to nen� v souladu se z�konem.
347
00:31:10,340 --> 00:31:12,729
Ah! M�j bo�e, d�ra!
348
00:31:13,620 --> 00:31:19,013
Rovn� akceptujeme to p��ern� tempo,
kdy� se jedn� jen o p�r dn�.
349
00:31:20,460 --> 00:31:22,655
Renato!
350
00:31:26,020 --> 00:31:28,818
- Vid� to, Renato?
- Je to moc pomal�.
351
00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:33,536
- Nikdy nejsi spokojen�!
- Jednu v�c nedok�eme akceptovat.
352
00:31:33,740 --> 00:31:38,018
- �e jsme nedostali v�platu za �ty�i t�dny.
- Je mi l�to.
353
00:31:38,220 --> 00:31:43,419
Mus�me j�st!
Proto za��n�me dr�et hladovku.
354
00:31:43,620 --> 00:31:46,771
N�jak� "dieta" v�m neubl��.
355
00:31:47,420 --> 00:31:51,413
Pro� se nevr�t�te k hran� basketu?
356
00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:53,656
Pozor!
357
00:31:56,740 --> 00:32:01,018
Oh, m�j bo�e!
Renato, j�...!
358
00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:03,256
Pane Baldi!
359
00:32:05,180 --> 00:32:07,250
Renato! Renato!
360
00:32:07,820 --> 00:32:11,608
Vid� m�? �ekni mi, �e �ije�!
361
00:32:11,820 --> 00:32:13,856
Kde to jsem?
362
00:32:15,460 --> 00:32:17,735
Madam Pitipo, jak se m�te?
363
00:32:21,020 --> 00:32:25,411
U� m� nepozn�v�! Zabil jsem ho!
364
00:32:25,620 --> 00:32:29,613
�ok byl p��li� siln�.
Budeme muset prov�st rentgen hlavy.
365
00:32:32,180 --> 00:32:34,216
Jeho hlava!
366
00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:38,739
- Kde t� to bol�!
- Od hlavy a� k pat�.
367
00:32:39,580 --> 00:32:44,131
Extr�mn� poblouzn�n�!
368
00:32:44,980 --> 00:32:49,929
- Douf�m, �e nebyly po�kozeny
nervov� centra. - Co�e?
369
00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:56,377
Nervy, mal� nervov� centra v mozku.
371
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:03,011
Nic to nen�.
372
00:33:05,980 --> 00:33:09,256
- Dobr� den, pane doktore.
- Zdrav�m, Renato, poj�te d�l.
373
00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:15,619
Pot�ebujete p�edpis.
Uklid�uj�c� l�ky pro Alb�na?
374
00:33:16,300 --> 00:33:19,576
- P�i�el jsem s�m za sebe.
- Nen� v�m dob�e?
375
00:33:19,780 --> 00:33:23,932
U� ano. Ale utrp�l jsem v�n� �ok.
376
00:33:24,900 --> 00:33:29,018
M��e �ok zp�sobit v�nou nemoc?
377
00:33:29,220 --> 00:33:34,010
M��ete mi diagnostikovat v�nou nemoc,
abych mohl oklamat Alb�na?
378
00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:38,771
- Co�e?
- Mus�m Alb�na utvrdit v tom, �e um�r�m.
379
00:33:38,980 --> 00:33:43,656
- Aby se vyvaroval fat�ln� chyb�.
- Chcete fale�nou diagn�zu.
380
00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:49,096
- Je to pro Alb�novo dobro.
- Sta�� mu ��ct,
381
00:33:49,300 --> 00:33:53,293
...�e um�ete. U� te� m� z toho hus� k��i.
382
00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:59,257
Dobr�, ale nena�li by se
tady n�jak� �patn� v�sledky?
383
00:33:59,460 --> 00:34:02,452
V�te, co nejhor��ho...
384
00:34:02,660 --> 00:34:07,290
- by se pro Alb�na mohlo st�t?
- Co?
385
00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:10,856
Kdybyste se zni�ehonic zamiloval do �en.
386
00:34:13,740 --> 00:34:18,575
- Jsi unaven�? - Ne.
- Chce� se posadit? - Ne, jsem v po��dku.
387
00:34:18,780 --> 00:34:23,774
Rychle se uzdravuje�.
To je skv�l�.
388
00:34:23,980 --> 00:34:28,496
Jo, u� je mi l�p.
Ale m�m n�jak� starosti.
389
00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:33,330
- N�co je �patn�.
- Co t� tr�p�? M� m� a...
390
00:34:33,540 --> 00:34:36,418
Chci ��ct...
391
00:34:36,620 --> 00:34:41,011
Ne... v ��dn�m p��pad� se nemus� b�t.
392
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,691
Kam jde�?
393
00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:50,610
- N�co se d�je? - Ne.
- Kam jsi �el? - Nev�m.
394
00:34:50,820 --> 00:34:54,335
- Mo�n� jsem po��d nemocn�. V�.
- Ano, drah�.
395
00:34:55,500 --> 00:35:00,290
Poj� ke mn�, m�j �mel��ku.
Poj� k mamince.
396
00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:04,618
Trochu vzduchu ti ud�l� dob�e.
Poj� se proj�t.
397
00:35:04,820 --> 00:35:09,132
Ne, Renato. Odpo�i� si.
Moc tvrd� pracuje�.
398
00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:12,537
�te� si, to je dob�e. Oh!
399
00:35:12,740 --> 00:35:16,813
- To je hr�za! Bude� m�t no�n� m�ry.
- Ne! Pro�?
400
00:35:19,780 --> 00:35:23,659
- Co to je za smrad? To ty?
- Jo.
401
00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:26,852
To je m�j nov� parf�m.
Dal jsi mi ho.
402
00:35:27,060 --> 00:35:31,258
- "Exotick� v�e�" posledn� edice. Pamatuje�?
- Ne.
403
00:35:31,460 --> 00:35:34,896
- M�j bo�e, tob� se nel�b�?
- Nel�b� se mi.
404
00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:40,299
- Je siln� a uv�domil jsem si, �e je pro mu�e.
- Jako �e "p�nsk�"?
405
00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:43,413
Jsem si t�m jist.
406
00:35:45,380 --> 00:35:48,213
Je to v�n� pro mu�e.
407
00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:08,329
Podr� to. Umyju se.
Kam se kouk�? Co je?
410
00:36:13,060 --> 00:36:17,292
Promi�te. Tak kr�sn� sle�na
by se nem�la p�et�ovat. Mohu?
411
00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:20,458
- Ano.
- R�d v�m pom��u.
412
00:36:20,660 --> 00:36:26,610
- Ot�esn�!
- Je mi ct�. Jsem v�m k dispozici. - D�kuji.
414
00:36:33,020 --> 00:36:35,898
Poj� k mamince.
415
00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:41,812
U� toho nech, drah�.
Pom�hat takov�...
416
00:36:42,020 --> 00:36:47,378
Je�t� jsi ji mohl d�t svou adresu.
P�esta� a neza��nej s t�m.
417
00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:51,971
Poj�, koup�m ti zmrzlinu.
Nem�l bys d�lat takov�hle v�ci!
418
00:36:52,180 --> 00:36:54,095
Nen� to spr�vn�.
419
00:36:57,020 --> 00:36:59,409
�est, sedm a osm.
420
00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:04,771
- V�e v po��dku, pane Alb�ne?
- P�t, �est, sedm a osm.
421
00:37:04,980 --> 00:37:08,768
Ne, madam Pitipo...
422
00:37:08,980 --> 00:37:14,134
- Ob�v�m se o zdrav� Renata.
- Co je panu Baldimu?
423
00:37:14,340 --> 00:37:16,535
Nev�m.
424
00:37:16,740 --> 00:37:21,097
Nechov� se jako obvykle.
Je to tak divn�!
425
00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:25,293
P�ijde mi to divn�.
Zlep�� se to.
426
00:37:26,820 --> 00:37:29,209
Nen� to tak stra�n�!
427
00:37:29,700 --> 00:37:32,294
Oh! Co je to?
428
00:37:35,980 --> 00:37:37,999
Co... Co chcete?
429
00:37:38,020 --> 00:37:41,256
- P�i�la jsem ohledn� va�eho inzer�tu.
- Inzer�tu?
430
00:37:41,460 --> 00:37:43,849
�e hled�te tane�nici.
431
00:37:44,060 --> 00:37:48,815
Renato, to je ten inzer�t.
432
00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:51,894
- To je...
- �ena.
433
00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:57,811
Show postr�d� �eny. Tud� by to byla
v�tan� zm�na a nav�c p�ekr�sn�.
434
00:37:58,020 --> 00:38:02,775
- D�kuji.
- To je vtip?
435
00:38:02,980 --> 00:38:07,178
�eny v programu.
Co to je za n�pad!
436
00:38:07,380 --> 00:38:09,689
Chce� svrhnout sv�t?
437
00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:14,416
- M��e� mluvit jednohlasn�, v�ce mu�sky?
- J�?
438
00:38:14,620 --> 00:38:17,009
V�c mu�n�m hlasem.
439
00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:20,935
- Minutku.
- Budu tady.
440
00:38:23,540 --> 00:38:28,250
- Dohodnuto.
- To mi d�l� nejv�c starosti.
441
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:34,489
To znamen�, �e jsme ka�d�
na sv� vlastn� planet�. Nev�m, co je �patn�...
442
00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:39,495
Nev�m.
443
00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:48,296
- Hal�?
- Doktore, tady Alb�n.
444
00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:53,134
Mus�m v�s neprodlen� vid�t. Je to...
445
00:38:53,340 --> 00:38:57,856
Je to nal�hav�.
To nen� on. M��ete si to p�edstavit!
446
00:38:58,060 --> 00:39:02,053
Nen� to Renato.
P�r dn� si u� d�l�m starosti.
447
00:39:02,260 --> 00:39:05,536
V�echno vysv�tl�m. Je to pravda.
448
00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:12,888
Promi�te, doktore,
ale d�l� hrozn� v�ci.
449
00:39:13,940 --> 00:39:19,378
�asto opravdu hrozn� v�ci.
Nebudu o tom mluvit do telefonu.
450
00:39:19,940 --> 00:39:23,137
Ano. D�kuji!
451
00:39:23,980 --> 00:39:27,052
Velmi dob�e! Obj�m�m v�s.
452
00:39:37,140 --> 00:39:38,938
Co to d�l�?
453
00:39:38,940 --> 00:39:42,611
- Nic jsem neud�lal. P��sah�m.
- A dost!
454
00:39:42,820 --> 00:39:47,416
To u� je podruh� za dva dny.
Co je tohle za prost�ed�?
455
00:39:47,620 --> 00:39:51,454
Odch�z�m. Jsem slu�n� �ena!
456
00:39:53,900 --> 00:39:57,495
Nen� to v�n�, drah�.
457
00:39:59,260 --> 00:40:01,455
Uzdrav� se.
458
00:40:01,980 --> 00:40:05,655
- Stane se z toho standard.
- Co to ��k�te?
459
00:40:05,860 --> 00:40:11,856
- Pro n�j je to norm�ln�.
- Zaj�mav�. - Ano?
460
00:40:12,380 --> 00:40:16,896
Oto�ilo se to a p�eto�ilo.
Je to fenom�n dvojit� inverze.
461
00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:22,970
- Velmi zaj�mav�.
- Mo�n�, ale rad�ji bych, aby se to vr�tilo zp�t.
462
00:40:23,180 --> 00:40:28,334
Syndrom dvojit� inverze
nen� snadn� l��it.
463
00:40:28,540 --> 00:40:34,410
Buzna se stane gorilou.
464
00:40:34,620 --> 00:40:36,656
Dost!
465
00:40:36,860 --> 00:40:40,853
Mus� n�co existovat.
Operace... l��ba.
466
00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:45,770
Jsem p�ipraven� na cokoliv.
I se ob�tuju, abych ho zachr�nil.
467
00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:48,698
- Tak kolik?
- Nic.
468
00:40:48,900 --> 00:40:54,020
Brzy se zase uvid�me. Vr�t�m se,
proto�e jsme na za��tku trag�die.
469
00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:56,895
K �ertu!
470
00:40:59,980 --> 00:41:04,973
- Pan�! Pan Renato je na policejn� stanici.
- Co? - Zatkli ho.
471
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,917
Co se stalo?
472
00:41:24,300 --> 00:41:27,576
- M��u j�t d�l?
- Jist�. - D�kuji.
473
00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:34,173
Pol�bil policistu!
Omdlel jsem.
474
00:41:34,380 --> 00:41:38,737
Jak jsem �ekl, m�l jsem z�vra�.
475
00:41:39,740 --> 00:41:42,891
Nikdy se to nestalo...
476
00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:46,331
To Renato...
...pol�bil policistu.
477
00:41:48,140 --> 00:41:50,734
Jsi nemocn�, Renato.
478
00:41:52,460 --> 00:41:57,375
Nav�t�v�l jsem na�eho l�ka�e
a �ekl mi, �e jsi velmi nemocn�.
479
00:41:58,100 --> 00:42:01,456
Je to n�vrat do minulosti.
480
00:42:01,660 --> 00:42:06,131
Vzpom�n�m, si, �e jsem m�l syna.
Tak�e, co jsem ud�lal �patn�?
481
00:42:06,340 --> 00:42:10,128
- Co je �patn� na pol�ben� policisty?
- Nic.
482
00:42:10,340 --> 00:42:16,131
Doktor t� vyl���. Bude� se l��it t�eba
v Lurdech, pokud to bude nezbytn�.
483
00:42:16,540 --> 00:42:19,976
Informoval m� o m�m p��padu.
Zbl�zn�m se.
484
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:26,658
Bylo by tu �e�en�,
ale necht�l jsem o n�m mluvit.
485
00:42:26,860 --> 00:42:31,092
- To bych neud�lal.
- Mluv, drah�.
486
00:42:33,740 --> 00:42:35,731
Operace...
487
00:42:35,764 --> 00:42:37,500
...v New Yorku.
488
00:42:39,465 --> 00:42:43,458
Ty v�daje za cestu...
489
00:42:43,625 --> 00:42:47,744
byl bych n�kolik
m�s�c� v nemocnici, operace...
490
00:42:47,946 --> 00:42:53,180
Nem��eme si to dovolit, Alb�ne.
Nem�me pen�ze.
491
00:42:53,387 --> 00:42:57,505
Bo�e!
Ch�pu t�, p��sah�m.
492
00:42:57,707 --> 00:43:00,976
D�kuji, Alb�ne. D�kuji.
493
00:43:12,529 --> 00:43:14,142
To je on.
494
00:43:14,830 --> 00:43:20,064
M�j kamar�d se chce �enit.
A tak p�ijel do va�� agentury.
495
00:43:20,271 --> 00:43:24,424
Jedn� z nejlep��ch. T� va��.
496
00:43:24,632 --> 00:43:30,323
Na�e motto zn�: "Jestli�e l�sku
nenajdete zde, nenaleznete ji nikde."
497
00:43:31,513 --> 00:43:36,908
�ekn�te mi n�co o sob�.
Chci zn�t v� vkus, v� charakter.
498
00:43:37,554 --> 00:43:40,946
- Jak� druh mu�e jste?
- J�? - Ano.
499
00:43:40,954 --> 00:43:44,509
Pot�ebuju to v�d�t,
abych v�m na�la ide�ln� �enu.
500
00:43:44,715 --> 00:43:48,230
- Jak� je va�e profese?
- Um�lec. - Um�lec.
501
00:43:48,435 --> 00:43:53,226
- Malov�n�? Hudba? Divadlo?
- Moment�ln� d�l�m v�el� kr�lovnu.
502
00:43:53,436 --> 00:44:00,467
P�e. A jeho posledn� pr�ce
se jmenuje "�ivot v�el".
503
00:44:02,177 --> 00:44:03,192
Spisovatel.
504
00:44:03,238 --> 00:44:07,910
- Ne spisovatel, spisovatelka...
- Nymfa Egeria, m�za.
505
00:44:08,559 --> 00:44:11,949
A jak� m� b�t?
506
00:44:12,079 --> 00:44:14,674
M� ide�ln� partnerka?
507
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:20,192
- Jak by m�la vypadat...
- Na vzhledu nez�le��.
508
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:24,189
- Nez�le�� na tom, jestli je bruneta nebo zrzka.
- Nez�le�� na tom.
509
00:44:24,321 --> 00:44:26,789
Mus� b�t mor�ln� perfektn�.
510
00:44:26,961 --> 00:44:31,478
- Mate�sk� typ.
- Omlouv�m se, budu zvracet.
511
00:44:31,682 --> 00:44:34,800
- Jen klid. - Nen� to snadn�.
- Jak m� b�t star�?
512
00:44:34,963 --> 00:44:39,117
- Jej� v�k...
- Pades�t?
513
00:44:39,223 --> 00:44:42,883
- Pades�tnice? - �ty�icet?
- Co mysl�?
514
00:44:43,044 --> 00:44:45,080
- T�icet p�t?
- T�icet!
515
00:44:48,605 --> 00:44:52,837
- A co v��ka?
- N�jak�, co je p�ipraven�.
516
00:44:53,046 --> 00:44:57,244
- Nez�le�� na v��ce.
- Ano, mal�, vysok�.
518
00:45:00,007 --> 00:45:05,639
P�iprav�m pro v�s setk�n� v restauraci.
519
00:45:05,888 --> 00:45:10,200
- Jakou m�te r�d filmovou hv�zdu? N�jakou vyberte.
- Roberta Redforda.
520
00:45:10,328 --> 00:45:12,524
Typ Redforda.
521
00:45:21,690 --> 00:45:24,580
- Alb�ne, kdo bude �ena?
- Ty.
522
00:45:24,610 --> 00:45:29,445
- Mu� vstoup� do restaurace p�ed �enou?
- Za�neme s t�m a� u stolu.
523
00:45:29,651 --> 00:45:34,330
- Ne, od vchodu.
- Tr�p� m�!
524
00:45:40,013 --> 00:45:44,982
- Nep�eh�n�j to!
- Nen� to dobr�, drah�?
526
00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:51,948
- To byla noc!
- Alb�ne. - Ano?
527
00:45:51,954 --> 00:45:55,010
- Stoj�m tu.
- Sedni si. To je otrava!
528
00:45:55,215 --> 00:45:59,934
Mu� si nesed� prvn�.
Pom�h� �en�, aby se c�tila dob�e.
529
00:46:01,136 --> 00:46:05,007
Sedn�te si.
Voila!
530
00:46:05,017 --> 00:46:10,853
- Tohle nen� jako v Pretty Woman.
- D�kuji. �i�n�ku!
531
00:46:11,738 --> 00:46:18,248
- P�eje si d�ma n�jak� aperitiv?
- �ampa�sk�. Kir Royal.
532
00:46:18,259 --> 00:46:24,414
- �ampa�sk� a kapku Cassis.
- Alb�ne, nem��e� v�d�t, co d�ma chce.
533
00:46:24,460 --> 00:46:28,375
Omlouv�m se,
zeptejte se madam, co si d�.
534
00:46:28,380 --> 00:46:32,173
- Madam?
- �ampa�sk�.
535
00:46:33,341 --> 00:46:37,501
- M�me stejn� vkus.
- A te� ke sv�d�n�. - Co pros�m?
537
00:46:37,622 --> 00:46:43,615
- Ano.
- Chce� to? V na�em v�ku?
539
00:46:44,983 --> 00:46:49,057
Po 25 letech ��astn�ho �ivota!
Fascinuj�c�.
540
00:46:49,264 --> 00:46:52,656
Kr�sn�, ale trochu sm�n�.
541
00:46:52,984 --> 00:46:58,817
M� pravdu.
Pan� Roffianiov�, m��ete se p�ipojit.
542
00:47:06,586 --> 00:47:08,976
Madam. Pros�m.
543
00:47:09,107 --> 00:47:12,577
To ti pom��e.
Mo�n�, �e to je ta prav�...
544
00:47:12,827 --> 00:47:14,625
Pros�m.
545
00:47:18,148 --> 00:47:20,337
Dejte mi ruku.
546
00:47:20,429 --> 00:47:27,901
- Renato, to je past?
- Ne, jen do toho, podle libosti.
547
00:47:28,150 --> 00:47:30,779
- Uchopte mou ruku.
- Pro�?
548
00:47:30,910 --> 00:47:35,662
- Pom��e v�m to.
- Nikdy. - Vezmi ji za tu ruku.
550
00:47:37,391 --> 00:47:43,261
Ne! Vypad� to jako bys cht�l
pou��t �pinav� kapesn�k. S v�n�.
551
00:47:46,433 --> 00:47:50,312
Dost. D�vej se na m�.
552
00:47:55,074 --> 00:47:56,268
Madam.
553
00:47:57,594 --> 00:48:04,272
- Tak n�dhern� ruce! Va�e prsty dle m�ho n�zoru...
- Renato.
554
00:48:04,315 --> 00:48:08,306
- ...va�e prsty p�itahuj� polibky.
- Renato! Renato!
555
00:48:09,556 --> 00:48:10,865
Renato!
556
00:48:11,116 --> 00:48:19,308
- Renato! Renato! Renato! Sv�d� ji?
- Ne, jen ti to ukazuju.
558
00:48:19,558 --> 00:48:23,755
- A jak daleko zajde�?
- No tak, sedni si.
559
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:34,969
Uchop jej� ruku.
560
00:48:37,241 --> 00:48:38,959
Te�!
561
00:48:41,201 --> 00:48:42,293
Tak�e...
562
00:48:43,201 --> 00:48:47,934
Jak jsi to...
m�te n�dhernou ruku?
563
00:48:47,952 --> 00:48:51,811
- Bravo! V�te�n�!
- Polib j� ruku.
564
00:48:52,603 --> 00:48:55,492
Polib j� ruku!
565
00:48:55,580 --> 00:49:00,317
- Co se d�je?
- Nic. Nikdy bych... Nechte m�.
566
00:49:00,420 --> 00:49:03,810
Renato, vezmi m� za ruku.
567
00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:12,290
�ekli mi, �e ruce a tv��
maj� jedine�nou ryzost.
568
00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:14,253
Je to snadn�, ne?
569
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:24,856
- D�te si �aj nebo k�vu, pan�?
- Nic nechci.
571
00:49:25,100 --> 00:49:27,091
Jacobe...
572
00:49:29,220 --> 00:49:34,840
Dej to panu Baldimu.
Otev�e� to po m� smrti.
573
00:49:35,380 --> 00:49:40,959
- U� se zase chyst�te zab�t, pan�?
- Co t�m mysl�? U� nem��u d�l...
574
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:45,393
Co jsem tu, tak jste to u�
zkusila jedna, dva, t�i, �ty�i...
575
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:51,538
Tohle je posledn� pokus.
Tohle je naposled.
577
00:49:51,740 --> 00:49:56,952
Te� u� v�m, �e chci sp�chat
sebevra�du. Chci zem��t.
578
00:49:57,300 --> 00:50:00,734
- Sbohem, Jacobe!
- Uvid�me se pozd�ji, pan�.
579
00:50:02,260 --> 00:50:06,997
Ty jsi nerozum�l tomu, co jsem �ekl?
Sbohem, Jacobe, j� um�u.
580
00:50:07,700 --> 00:50:11,978
Nat�hnu se pod�l trat� pod mostem.
581
00:50:12,700 --> 00:50:15,089
To je m�sto, kde zem�u.
582
00:50:15,940 --> 00:50:19,979
Roztrh�n obrem...
583
00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:23,809
Vlakem!
584
00:50:45,580 --> 00:50:51,179
Ztrat� p�t p�tros�ch per poka�d�,
kdy� l�t�, Alb�ne.
585
00:50:51,380 --> 00:50:56,650
- Alb�ne! Kde je Alb�n?
- P�ch� sebevra�du. - Zase?
586
00:50:56,700 --> 00:51:00,254
- Nechala tu pro v�s ob�lku.
- Podr� to.
587
00:51:02,180 --> 00:51:04,919
Chce to trp�livost!
588
00:51:07,140 --> 00:51:15,973
"Zem�u, abys �il, l�sko. M� smrt, tv�j �ivot.
M��e� si vz�t m� �ivotn� poji�t�n�."
590
00:51:17,020 --> 00:51:22,917
- Kde je?
- �ekla n�kde pobl� mostu.
591
00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:26,856
Santa Madonna!
592
00:51:27,180 --> 00:51:29,569
Svat� Panno!
593
00:51:52,940 --> 00:51:58,337
- Co to d�l�?
- Neobvi�uj m�, Renato. D�l�m to pro tebe.
594
00:51:58,620 --> 00:52:03,216
Miluji t� a tohle je to
nejlep�� �e�en�. Sbohem.
595
00:52:06,020 --> 00:52:10,810
Tohle je nepou��van� tra�.
Vlak tu proj�d� jednou t�dn�.
596
00:52:11,300 --> 00:52:15,293
- Ve kter� den tu jezd� vlak?
- Nev�m.
597
00:52:15,460 --> 00:52:20,409
- V �ter�. Ov��il jsem si to. Co je dneska za den?
- Je �ter�.
598
00:52:20,660 --> 00:52:23,970
- Nech�m sv� ucho polo�en� ke koleji.
- Vst�vej.
599
00:52:24,140 --> 00:52:26,131
Jak mil�!
600
00:52:27,700 --> 00:52:31,978
- Co to d�l�?
- Nep�emlouvej m�. Jsem k ni�emu.
601
00:52:32,180 --> 00:52:37,208
Jedin� zp�sob, jak t� zachr�nit,
je m� �ivotn� pojistka.
602
00:52:37,420 --> 00:52:40,014
Postarej se o sebe.
Ve� norm�ln� �ivot...
603
00:52:40,220 --> 00:52:44,736
...a j� d�stojn� odejdu.
604
00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:47,130
Rozd�len na p�l...
605
00:52:47,340 --> 00:52:50,889
...ale ��astn�!
606
00:52:51,980 --> 00:52:55,973
- Tak jo, Alb�ne. Sbohem.
- Ne! Kam jde�?
607
00:52:56,220 --> 00:53:00,930
- Mus�m to doma p�ebrat. P�ipravit poh�eb.
- Renato!
608
00:53:01,140 --> 00:53:04,769
- Alb�ne, ��dn� p�etv��ky!
- Nech m�.
609
00:53:04,980 --> 00:53:07,972
S�m uvid�,
�e to nen� komedie.
610
00:53:10,620 --> 00:53:14,374
�eknu ti celou pravdu. Lhal jsem.
611
00:53:14,580 --> 00:53:18,698
- ��dn� zm�na k heterosexualit�.
- Co?
612
00:53:18,940 --> 00:53:23,058
Cht�l jsem t� donutit
k man�elstv� kv�li d�dictv�. Alb�ne!
613
00:53:41,620 --> 00:53:43,009
Zlob� se na m�?
614
00:53:44,860 --> 00:53:48,648
�ekni mi, co jsem provedl.
615
00:53:48,900 --> 00:53:54,372
Nech m� na pokoji!
N�kdy se chov� jako opravdov� dement.
616
00:53:54,580 --> 00:53:58,573
- Co t�m mysl�?
- �e se chov� jako bl�zen.
617
00:53:58,780 --> 00:54:04,571
M� p�es hlavu pytel. Tak!
618
00:54:12,860 --> 00:54:18,347
- Renato! Je mrtv�? Je mrtv�?
- Douf�m, �e ne!
620
00:54:18,690 --> 00:54:22,923
Zabil jsi ho, Renato.
Je to tvoje chyba. Jenom tvoje.
621
00:54:41,553 --> 00:54:44,706
- Stalo se v�m n�co?
- Jste zran�n�?
622
00:54:44,773 --> 00:54:47,606
Kdo, j�? Jsem v po��dku.
623
00:54:47,613 --> 00:54:52,553
Rozbila se mi motorka,
nechal m� mu�, kter�ho jsem milovala...
624
00:54:53,234 --> 00:54:55,794
A nav�c...
625
00:54:56,394 --> 00:54:59,984
...nav�c... �ek�m d�t�!
626
00:55:00,995 --> 00:55:02,684
Sam� lep��.
627
00:55:23,597 --> 00:55:29,318
- Dobr� r�no. - Dobr� r�no.
- Pozn�v�te m�? - Jist�.
628
00:55:29,358 --> 00:55:33,951
- Chci se v�m omluvit za v�erej�� nehodu.
- D�kuju. Ty jsou pro m�?
629
00:55:33,998 --> 00:55:37,028
Ano. M��u s v�mi mluvit?
630
00:55:40,999 --> 00:55:43,628
M�te mal� probl�m.
631
00:55:43,879 --> 00:55:48,878
- A j� jsem tu, abych v�m pomohl.
- Nebavme se o tom.
632
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:54,600
- Omlouv�m se, �e jsem v�s do toho zatahovala.
- M�l bych pro v�s n�vrh k s�atku.
633
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:58,794
- Cindy, kde jsou n�vleky?
- Na poli�ce.
634
00:55:59,001 --> 00:56:04,753
- Nerozum�m tomu.
- Nab�dka k s�atku je v�n� v�c. Bude z v�s v�vodkyn�...
635
00:56:04,761 --> 00:56:10,852
- ...dostanete 25 miliard, pokud budete m�t man�ela a potomka.
- D�l�te si legraci!
636
00:56:10,862 --> 00:56:13,194
- Ne.
- Nev���m na poh�dky.
637
00:56:13,262 --> 00:56:18,275
Ta nab�dka je velmi l�kav�.
Mus�te si jen vz�t v�el� kr�lovnu.
638
00:56:18,443 --> 00:56:23,353
- Co�e?
- Dnes ve�er v Kleci bl�zn�.
639
00:56:23,403 --> 00:56:26,998
Tam najdete sv�ho budouc�ho man�ela.
640
00:56:29,804 --> 00:56:31,095
Dob�e!
641
00:56:31,164 --> 00:56:37,202
Jak n�dhern� je l�tat z kv�tu na kv�t!
Te� sem, te� tady. Jak kr�sn�!
643
00:56:37,205 --> 00:56:42,199
V�ka v tr�v� by m�la b�t ��astn�
zamilovan� mezi r��emi a liliemi...
644
00:56:42,325 --> 00:56:44,794
...lilie...a...!
645
00:56:49,606 --> 00:56:56,022
- Alb�ne.
- Laurente, jak� p��jemn� p�ekvapen�!
646
00:56:56,627 --> 00:56:57,641
N�co se d�je?
647
00:56:57,687 --> 00:57:01,844
M�j tch�n musel podat demisi
a to kv�li mn�.
648
00:57:01,887 --> 00:57:02,978
Pro�?
649
00:57:04,328 --> 00:57:09,004
"Klec bl�zn�" autorizov�na.
Vhozen� rukavice pro mor�ln� stranu."
650
00:57:09,328 --> 00:57:13,623
- "Prezident Charrier podporuje kabaret transvestit�."
- M�j bo�e!
651
00:57:13,649 --> 00:57:19,119
- Vzpom�n� na ten �ek, co jsem dal t�tovi?
- Ano. - Byl Charrier�v.
652
00:57:19,369 --> 00:57:26,639
T�ta t�m zaplatil ��et
a tisk se toho chytil. Tohle je v�sledek.
653
00:57:26,790 --> 00:57:30,363
- M�j bo�e!
- Charrier je �pln� zni�en�.
654
00:57:30,390 --> 00:57:34,926
Pl��e a nikoho nechce vid�t.
Ani svou �enu.
655
00:57:35,931 --> 00:57:37,968
P�in��m v�m sam� �t�st�.
656
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:44,974
Prasata! Tohle mi ud�lat!
Bo�e! Takhle slo�it� situace.
658
00:57:45,460 --> 00:57:49,931
Nem�m odvahu j�t ven.
Ta hanba!
659
00:57:50,140 --> 00:57:58,436
Tyhle dv� opovr�en�hodn� kreatury.
Zni��m tu nechutnou stoku plnou "teplou��"!
661
00:58:04,260 --> 00:58:08,634
Simone, uklidni se.
Uklidni se, Simone.
662
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,095
- Pane Baldi?
- Ano?
663
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:26,052
R�d bych v�m p�edstavil
pana Mortimera Watsona.
664
00:58:29,260 --> 00:58:36,276
Bratranec va�eho partnera.
Nyn�, kdy� jsme poznali pana Mougeottea...
665
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:43,939
pochybujeme o tom, �e m��e m�t d�ti.
Jsme ochotni v�m u�init nab�dku.
666
00:58:44,220 --> 00:58:46,609
Rozd�l�me d�dictv�.
667
00:58:48,100 --> 00:58:50,694
Nechceme ho d�lit.
668
00:58:50,900 --> 00:58:55,973
Snad kdyby to byl v�t�� probl�m...
ale pro Alb�na to probl�m nen�.
669
00:58:56,990 --> 00:58:58,537
D�ky, �e jste p�i�li.
670
00:59:03,820 --> 00:59:08,972
- Jak se m�te? - Dob�e.
- Bav�te se? - Velmi.
671
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:18,749
Tohle je v� budouc� man�el.
672
00:59:26,380 --> 00:59:30,693
- Tohle je "kr�lovna"?
- Ano, to je kr�lovna.
674
00:59:43,300 --> 00:59:50,573
Takhle to nez�stane! Cht�li m� zni�it.
Te� uvid�te, jak tenhle p��b�h skon��.
676
00:59:50,780 --> 00:59:56,412
M��ete si myslet, �e jsem hodn�. Chyba!
Nev�te, s k�m m�te tu �est!
677
00:59:56,620 --> 01:00:00,408
Nechutn�! Hnusn�!
678
01:00:00,620 --> 01:00:05,775
- Takov� ostuda! - Ml�!
- Uklidni se. - Ml�!
679
01:00:07,260 --> 01:00:11,353
D�my a p�nov�,
p�i�el jsem vyrovnat sk�re...
680
01:00:11,660 --> 01:00:17,973
s majiteli tohoto nechvaln� proslul�ho
m�sta, kter� zruinovalo mou kari�ru.
681
01:00:18,700 --> 01:00:22,295
Zni�ili mi �ivot.
682
01:00:22,500 --> 01:00:27,373
Ale te� mi za to zaplat�.
Po��naje tebou!
683
01:00:27,390 --> 01:00:31,414
- Renato!
- M��ete s kr�lovnou vzl�tnout?
684
01:00:38,300 --> 01:00:39,814
Rychleji!
687
01:00:55,260 --> 01:00:56,251
Voila!
689
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:21,669
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
690
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:26,311
Pros�m o potlesk
pro prezidenta Charriera za jeho debut.
691
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:31,232
Ode dne�ka se st�v�
sou��st� rodiny Klece bl�zn�.
692
01:01:38,540 --> 01:01:40,816
- Povsta�te!
- Bravo!
697
01:02:06,260 --> 01:02:07,774
A co j�?
698
01:02:24,940 --> 01:02:29,618
- Doktore, je zran�n?
- Ne, jen se lehce uhodil...
699
01:02:29,860 --> 01:02:32,569
To je dob�e! Te� u� jsem v klidu.
700
01:02:32,820 --> 01:02:38,769
- Utrp�l ale t�k� �ok.
- Tohle se je�t� p�i premi��e nestalo.
701
01:02:39,020 --> 01:02:44,059
- M�l �t�st�, �e vyv�zl.
- A j� jsem za toho �patn�ho.
702
01:02:44,300 --> 01:02:48,198
- Jd�te za n�m. Nashledanou.
- Nashledanou.
703
01:02:56,980 --> 01:02:58,269
Jak Ti je?
704
01:03:13,260 --> 01:03:15,858
Alb�ne, mluv�m s tebou.
705
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:18,571
Jak ti je?
706
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:21,491
Jak asi?
707
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:25,592
Zni�ilo se mi n�kolik pramen� z paruky.
708
01:03:26,700 --> 01:03:31,137
Bylo to v�n� hrozn�.
Ale ten triumf!
709
01:03:31,900 --> 01:03:36,896
- Pro m� nebo Charriera?
- Pro tebe!
710
01:03:37,020 --> 01:03:40,735
Charrier si nicm�n� taky vedl dob�e.
Dostal jsem n�pad.
711
01:03:40,740 --> 01:03:45,938
Mohli bychom d�t do show lovce,
kter� by lovil v�el� kr�lovny.
712
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:47,950
To bude Charrier?
713
01:03:47,980 --> 01:03:52,237
- S pr�zdn�mi n�bojnicemi.
- Pro� s pr�zdn�mi?
714
01:03:52,700 --> 01:03:57,373
- Se skute�n�mi by to byla v�t�� legrace.
- Alb�ne, nebu� dramatick�.
715
01:03:57,380 --> 01:04:01,389
V�echno je v po��dku,
publikum bylo nad�en�.
716
01:04:02,340 --> 01:04:05,250
- Budeme spolu v�l�it, Renato?
- Ne.
717
01:04:06,580 --> 01:04:11,131
Zm�nil ses.
Dnes ve�er jsem to ud�lal.
718
01:04:12,860 --> 01:04:16,569
M�lem jsem zem�el
pod nep��telskou palbou.
719
01:04:16,700 --> 01:04:19,294
Ubl�il jsem si pro dal�� medaili.
720
01:04:19,860 --> 01:04:23,648
Oni tleskali m� vra�d�.
721
01:04:24,500 --> 01:04:28,013
Minulost je minulost, Alb�ne.
P�em��lejme o budoucnosti.
722
01:04:28,180 --> 01:04:33,015
- Nech mi tu nohu!
- Mus� si vz�t tu d�vku Cindy.
723
01:04:33,220 --> 01:04:37,657
- Byl jsem tam. Tleskali.
- Tleskali? - Ano.
724
01:04:38,540 --> 01:04:41,900
Jen jsem unikl jist� smrti...
725
01:04:41,910 --> 01:04:46,371
...a u� mus�m p�em��let
o man�elstv� a d�dictv�.
726
01:04:47,220 --> 01:04:53,649
Je to d�le�it�, ale jsme tu my dva.
To, na �em z�le�� nejv�c...
728
01:04:54,460 --> 01:05:00,215
- ...jsou na�e city.
- �ivot nen� jen poezie.
729
01:05:03,540 --> 01:05:06,694
Co byste preferoval m�sto srdce, pane?
730
01:05:08,060 --> 01:05:12,656
- Po��ta�ku prach�?
- Alb�ne! - Nic ne��kej. Nemluv...
731
01:05:12,999 --> 01:05:17,696
- Ticho. - Nic jsem ne�ekl.
- Chystal ses n�co ��ct.
732
01:05:17,900 --> 01:05:23,210
Nech m�. Jdu za sv�m c�lem.
733
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:29,417
- Neh�bej se. - Kdo se h�be?
- C�t�m, �e bys cht�l j�t za mnou.
734
01:05:29,980 --> 01:05:32,833
Sbohem. Odch�z�m.
735
01:05:39,999 --> 01:05:41,797
Pas�ku!
736
01:05:43,990 --> 01:05:48,849
Chce se mi bre�et. Chce se mi bre�et.
Jak mn� se chce bre�et!
738
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:59,639
Byla jsem s n�m spokojen�.
Nic jsem nev�d�la.
739
01:06:02,540 --> 01:06:06,416
Pak jsem zjistila, �e je �enat�...
740
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:10,489
A pokra�ovala jsem v tom.
741
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:13,691
Milovala jsi ho?
742
01:06:16,540 --> 01:06:17,929
Miluje� ho st�le?
743
01:06:23,140 --> 01:06:23,937
Ne.
744
01:06:27,300 --> 01:06:28,689
Mysl�m, �e ne.
745
01:06:30,260 --> 01:06:32,954
Nev�m. Nev�m.
746
01:06:47,900 --> 01:06:48,912
D�kuju.
747
01:06:53,500 --> 01:06:55,792
Nejsem �enat�. P��sah�m!
748
01:06:56,860 --> 01:06:58,254
J� skoro.
749
01:07:00,380 --> 01:07:04,870
�ek�m d�t�.
Chci si ho nechat a pot�ebuje otce.
750
01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:13,539
Jsem hrozn� ��astn�! P�i�el jsem
do Francie, zamiloval jsem se...
751
01:07:13,780 --> 01:07:15,774
...a to nem� budoucnost.
752
01:07:32,980 --> 01:07:36,069
Ne. To nem�.
753
01:07:37,660 --> 01:07:42,654
- M��u t� znovu vid�t?
- Je to p��li� komplikovan�.
754
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:37,389
V�ichni jsou monstra.
755
01:08:38,100 --> 01:08:43,794
- Sobeck� monstra.
- Mu�i jsou v�ichni stejn�.
756
01:08:44,780 --> 01:08:55,077
Jsme mlad�, nevinn� a oni toho vyu��vaj�.
M�j bo�e... jak jsem mohla b�t tak hloup�!
757
01:08:55,800 --> 01:09:03,796
��kal mi: "Jdu do pr�ce, mil��ku."
Vracel se ke sv� �en�. V��ila jsem mu to rok.
758
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:06,331
J� t�icet. T�icet let.
759
01:09:06,990 --> 01:09:12,393
Cel�ch 30 let jsem v��ila tomu mu�i,
kter� se mnou �il, �e m� miluje.
760
01:09:12,399 --> 01:09:19,109
Po 30 let jsem v��ila, �e m�me
svou vlastn� love story... ta n�ha.
762
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:25,935
M�sto toho to byl p��b�h
hnusn�ho honu za pen�zmi.
763
01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:31,633
- Tak moc jsem ho milovala!
- Promi� mi to.
764
01:09:34,780 --> 01:09:40,913
Promi�, drah�.
Kdybys tak v�d�la, jak moc ho miluji...
765
01:09:40,940 --> 01:09:43,393
Omlouv�m se.
767
01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:47,477
Neplakej!
Jestli bude� bre�et, tak j� taky.
768
01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:52,029
- Co m�m te� d�lat?
- A co j�?
769
01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:58,552
- Nem��u s t�m mu�em d�l ��t.
- J� taky ne.
770
01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:04,472
A my dva bysme se m�li vz�t?
771
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:07,351
Ano.
772
01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:11,191
Je to f�r?
773
01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:33,537
D�kuju za doprovod.
774
01:10:33,580 --> 01:10:40,714
- Pro �enu je nebezpe�n� chodit sama v noci.
- Zkus si odpo�inout. Dobrou noc.
776
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:51,150
Sama nep�jdu. U� ho nikdy
nechci vid�t nebo s n�m mluvit.
778
01:10:52,220 --> 01:10:56,575
- Poj� se mnou nahoru.
- J� nev�m, jestli...
779
01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:59,871
Poj�, pros�m. Dob�e.
780
01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:12,519
Vid�?
Nen� tu, aby m� p�iv�tal.
781
01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:14,591
Sp�.
782
01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:19,512
J� ponocuju a on si sp�.
783
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:26,991
Cel� on...
785
01:11:27,880 --> 01:11:33,671
Lhostejnost...
Demonstrativn� lhostejnost.
786
01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:38,211
Nebu� smutn�.
Pro� nejde� do postele.
787
01:11:47,660 --> 01:11:50,811
V minulosti bych se obr�tila
na v�echny policejn� stanice.
788
01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:59,057
- D� si no�n� kr�m?
- Ano, m�m vysu�enou ple�.
789
01:11:59,300 --> 01:12:01,629
Ne, nejd��ve se mus�m odl��it.
790
01:12:01,840 --> 01:12:08,253
Zkusil bych v�echny policejn� stanice.
Nevr�til bych se, ani� bych ho na�el. Nikdy.
791
01:12:08,820 --> 01:12:12,710
D�kuji, drah�.
M�j bo�e!
792
01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:15,513
M�m chlapa...
793
01:12:16,020 --> 01:12:21,389
kter� po sob� neukl�z�!
Budeme pot�ebovat ukl�ze�ku.
795
01:12:24,500 --> 01:12:26,759
B�t �enat� m��e b�t z�bava.
796
01:12:26,780 --> 01:12:30,374
Budeme se spolu odli�ovat.
M��eme si p�j�ovat oble�en�.
797
01:12:30,580 --> 01:12:35,934
- M�me stejnou velikost.
- Skoro. Mo�n� jsem �t�hlej��.
798
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:41,518
- R�da bych si to myslela.
- Spal jsi n�kdy s fale�n�mi �asami?
799
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:43,418
Ne. To ne.
800
01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:47,958
Tak.
801
01:12:50,620 --> 01:12:53,411
Te� se m��e� p�evl�knout.
Nebudu se d�vat.
802
01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:33,392
Jsem p�ipraven�!
803
01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:57,774
A co te�?
Mluvit s n�m nebo nemluvit?
805
01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:04,469
To se uvid� z�tra.
Dobrou noc, Alb�ne.
807
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:17,378
D�kuji za v�echno, Cindy.
808
01:14:29,100 --> 01:14:32,158
Dobr� den. Co tu d�l�te?
809
01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:35,270
Byla jsem chv�li s m�m
budouc�m man�elem.
810
01:14:44,220 --> 01:14:46,718
- Dobrou chu�, pane Renato.
- D�kuji.
800
01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:51,589
Ahoj.
811
01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:56,389
Ahoj, Alb�ne.
Spal jsi dob�e?
812
01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:04,970
Zahl�dl jsem Cindy odch�zet
z tv�ho pokoje. Bylo to divn�.
813
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:11,354
Jestli sis sem p�i�el hr�t
na �arod�jova u�n�, bude� potrest�n.
814
01:15:12,500 --> 01:15:16,493
Bez ohledu na v�echno, na svatb� trv�m.
815
01:15:17,860 --> 01:15:22,352
- M��e t� �ekat p�r p�ekvapen�.
- Jako co?
816
01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:27,992
Nebudeme t� k n�m zv�t moc �asto.
817
01:15:28,740 --> 01:15:32,369
- A ud�l� dob�e, pokud do Skotska nepojede�.
- Moc p�kn�!
818
01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:35,650
- �ekl jsem, co jsem musel.
- A te� zase j�, Alb�ne!
819
01:15:35,660 --> 01:15:40,372
U� m� nepot�ebuje� a odhod� m�
jako starou ba�koru. P�kn� d�kuju.
820
01:15:40,380 --> 01:15:45,412
Ne, nechci ti p�sobit pot�e,
ale lituju toho.
821
01:15:45,620 --> 01:15:50,852
- Promi�, ale tohle u� je jeden velk� kabaret.
- V� v�tvor se vzbou�il...
822
01:15:51,060 --> 01:15:52,650
...Dr. Frankensteine.
823
01:15:56,620 --> 01:16:00,609
Alb�ne! Alb�ne! Po�kej.
Kam tak rychle jde�?
824
01:16:00,620 --> 01:16:03,915
- Nakupovat.
- Doma m�me v�echno, nic nepot�ebujeme.
825
01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:07,629
Ale to nebude pro n�s.
Te� se mus�m starat o d�t�.
826
01:16:08,140 --> 01:16:12,130
Renato, a co ty rozvrzan� �idle?
Nem�me ��dn� ko��rek.
827
01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:16,778
Vskutku. Po��d ale m�me osm m�s�c�.
Osm m�s�c�!
828
01:16:16,780 --> 01:16:20,695
- Pot�ebujeme ko��rek. Vezmem ho dom�!
- P�iv�d� m� k ��lenstv�!
829
01:16:20,700 --> 01:16:25,579
Nev�, co to obn��. Jdi pry�.
830
01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:29,649
- M�te elastick� plenky?
- Ano.
831
01:16:29,660 --> 01:16:34,770
- R�d bych si tak� vybral t�hotensk� �aty.
- Jakou velikost?
832
01:16:34,780 --> 01:16:42,030
M�j bo�e! J� hlup�k!
Mil��ku, nezeptal jsem se na velikost!
835
01:16:45,780 --> 01:16:48,772
Chod�me po silnici s pr�zdn�m ko��rkem!
836
01:16:48,980 --> 01:16:53,929
Jsem na�tvan�. Jen do toho.
837
01:16:54,140 --> 01:16:58,689
- B�.
- Vypadni! To jsou muka!
838
01:17:17,700 --> 01:17:18,931
Pane Baldi!
839
01:17:20,700 --> 01:17:24,989
- Sedn�te si.
- Rychle. M�m m�lo �asu a hodn� starost�.
840
01:17:26,140 --> 01:17:31,133
- A� si Alb�n najde jinou �enu.
- Co�e?
841
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:38,120
- Moc mi na Cindy z�le��.
- T�k� se to Alb�na. On si ji vybral.
842
01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:40,511
Nebude t�k� naj�t jinou d�vku.
843
01:17:40,540 --> 01:17:44,229
Najdeme dal�� svobodnou matku,
kter� chce b�t v�vodkyn�.
844
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:49,376
Poslouchejte. Je to tot�,
jestli to bude k Alb�novi tahle nebo jin�.
845
01:17:49,720 --> 01:17:51,974
Je to t잚� ne� si mysl�te.
846
01:17:52,220 --> 01:17:54,832
�tve m�, �e mi Cindy p�ebrala Alb�na.
847
01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:58,389
Vezme si ji a m� se zbav�.
848
01:18:06,020 --> 01:18:11,409
Cindy! Poj� d�l, drahou�ku.
Poj� d�l. Pletu svetr.
850
01:18:18,620 --> 01:18:24,059
- Nechci se vd�vat.
- A d�t�? Chce� to d�t� nechat bez otce?
851
01:18:24,060 --> 01:18:29,494
- To kv�li tv�mu bratranci Mortimerovi.
- Mortimerovi? Co je s Mortimerem?
853
01:18:29,495 --> 01:18:31,794
Potkali jsme se na p�edstaven�.
854
01:18:33,220 --> 01:18:36,077
Jsem do n�ho zamilovan�.
855
01:18:37,820 --> 01:18:42,689
Pr�v� v�as. V�echno m� to p�em�h�!
Skoro jsem si ubl�ila jehlou.
857
01:18:42,740 --> 01:18:46,769
Za��n�m si na to zvykat.
Tr�nuji, jak spr�vn� va�it ml�ko.
858
01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:51,690
Te� u� to bude v po��dku, Cindy,
nebu� smutn�. Mysli na svatebn� �aty.
859
01:18:51,900 --> 01:18:55,474
Vyraz�me do m�sta.
Nebude� toho litovat.
860
01:18:55,480 --> 01:19:00,594
Tak je to perfektn�... Oh, Renato!
Chce� to zkusit, drah�?
862
01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:05,194
Je to hork�!
Nevypadalo to a najednou...
863
01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:18,990
Kam jde�?
864
01:19:21,820 --> 01:19:28,017
Vyhr�l jsi. O�e� se a bu� ��astn�.
Nechci ti p�sobit probl�my.
865
01:19:29,080 --> 01:19:30,373
Sbohem.
866
01:19:36,420 --> 01:19:40,713
- Co je dneska za den? - �ter�.
- Vlak! Jacobe! Jacobe!
867
01:19:40,860 --> 01:19:44,938
Zavolej taxi! Podr� tu fla�ku.
J� to v�d�l!
869
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:32,097
To je kr�sa.
Jak n�dhern� den!
870
01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:39,495
Jdi pry�, Alb�ne.
Chci b�t s�m. Chci um��t s�m.
871
01:20:40,540 --> 01:20:44,558
P�ed 20 lety jsem to zkusil,
ale nepovedlo se to. Tak�e...
872
01:20:44,560 --> 01:20:48,856
- Ned�l� to na m� dojem.
- Chyba, Alb�ne.
873
01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:50,989
Nehnu se, dokud neprojede vlak.
874
01:20:51,400 --> 01:20:53,557
Nechci u� d�l ��t, Alb�ne.
875
01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:58,055
N�co jsem si uv�domil.
Jsi jedin� koho miluju.
876
01:20:58,200 --> 01:21:04,355
A bez tebe m�j �ivot nem� smysl.
Tak�e... je lep�� zem��t.
877
01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:09,257
Sbohem!
Vlo� do m�ho hrobu nev�stinu kv�tinu.
878
01:21:10,660 --> 01:21:15,669
M� l�sko! J� jsem tak ��astn�!
879
01:21:18,940 --> 01:21:22,137
- Co to d�l�?
- Zem�u s tebou.
880
01:21:27,300 --> 01:21:34,709
Kone�n�.
Tohle je nejlep�� �e�en�.
882
01:21:35,140 --> 01:21:38,430
- Nesly�� vlak?
- P�esn� na �as.
883
01:21:38,480 --> 01:21:44,872
Alb�ne, je to jako v rom�nu
dvojn�sobn� Romeo a Julie.
884
01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:48,076
P�j� mi sv�j pol�t��.
M�j je tro�ku tvrd�.
885
01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:50,115
Mysl�m to v�n�.
886
01:21:50,720 --> 01:21:56,157
Alb�ne, kdy� mi sl�b�, �e se nebudete br�t,
tak v�echno bude jako d��v a p�jdeme dom�.
887
01:21:56,460 --> 01:22:01,009
Renato, chci t� dr�et za ruku...
888
01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:06,349
- ...a� p�es n�s projede vlak.
- Ty bl�zne! To u� tady nebudeme.
889
01:22:06,380 --> 01:22:11,773
- Tak u� poj� pry�!
- Tak�e to bylo vyd�r�n�!
890
01:22:11,780 --> 01:22:15,678
Prokoukl jsem t�.
Vezmu si ji.
891
01:22:15,780 --> 01:22:20,998
Jestli chce� malou ��st d�dictv�,
bu� m�m sv�dkem k Mortimerovi.
892
01:22:21,100 --> 01:22:25,016
- Kam m� to vede�? Vyd�ra�i! J� to nechci.
- Jak� vyd�r�n�?
893
01:22:25,220 --> 01:22:28,931
- Dostal jsi se z toho.
- Pro tentokr�t ti odpou�t�m.
894
01:22:41,980 --> 01:22:43,935
Pros�m, sle�no.
895
01:22:49,540 --> 01:22:52,815
- Kde je �enich?
- Nev�m. M� zpo�d�n�.
897
01:22:58,760 --> 01:23:02,152
Obvykle m� zpo�d�n� nev�sta.
M�m i jin� svatby.
898
01:23:02,160 --> 01:23:05,354
Jestli se nedostav� do p�ti minut,
budeme to muset zru�it.
899
01:23:05,420 --> 01:23:06,538
Tady je!
900
01:23:12,840 --> 01:23:17,691
- B�je�n�!
- Vypad� v t�ch �atech k nakousnut�!
902
01:23:27,420 --> 01:23:32,612
Kuku! Tady jsem!
Na posledn� chv�li.
903
01:23:32,680 --> 01:23:35,869
U� n�jakou dobu jsem cht�la
m�t na sob� takov�hle �aty.
904
01:23:36,220 --> 01:23:41,818
- Vtipn�! Ale kde je �enich?
- Chyb� man�el.
905
01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:46,229
��dn� svatba!
906
01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:47,750
Jen my.
907
01:23:49,840 --> 01:23:53,830
- Po tom v�em, co m�m d�lat?
- Existuje jen jedno �e�en�.
908
01:23:55,440 --> 01:23:59,431
- Po��d se chcete o�enit se Cindy?
- Ano. - Ud�l�m v�m nab�dku.
909
01:23:59,500 --> 01:24:05,793
Alb�n se definitivn� vzd� d�dictv�
ve v� prosp�ch a d�dictv� se bude d�lit.
910
01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:09,211
Rozd�l� se na dv� poloviny.
Je ale pot�eba vz�t si Cindy.
900
01:24:09,340 --> 01:24:11,311
Jsem ��astn�.
911
01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:16,311
- V�e se vy�e�ilo, svatba bude.
- Skv�le.
912
01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:29,256
Op�t jsi m� p�ekvapil!
Na�el jsi �e�en�.
913
01:24:29,360 --> 01:24:31,512
Jsi skute�n� d�mon s rohy!
914
01:24:33,520 --> 01:24:37,748
Pane starosto, �as na l�b�nky.
915
01:24:38,360 --> 01:24:40,435
��bel a diabetes.
916
01:24:42,280 --> 01:24:49,710
- Renato, polo� mi ot�zku. - Jakou?
- "Sle�no Zazo - vezmete si m�?"
917
01:24:50,420 --> 01:24:52,869
- "Sle�no, mohu v�s po��dat o ruku?"
- Ne!
918
01:24:52,994 --> 01:24:54,994
Bravo, pan�! Bravo!73580
