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Humans?
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So tiny!
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Why poke my foot?
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Monk Tang, over here!
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Monk Tang
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Over here!
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You've been asleep for ages
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We wanted to wake you...
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We have good news...
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Sorry
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Sorry
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Sorry
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Monk Tang, we have great news to tell you
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Congratulations!
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You're in the place...
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...you've always dreamed of
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This is India?
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Correct!
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India
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I've reached my destination at last
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Sorry
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Master
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You've shrunk too?
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Master, why are you in India too?
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Monk Tang, you haven't let me down
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You wanted 22 sutras
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They're loaded on 10 horsecarts
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They're yours if you want them
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Help yourself
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But the main reason I'm here today...
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...is to give you an award
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What award?
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For living this long
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Try it on
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What an honor
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I like it
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Discreet or bold...
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You control it
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The right side is brighter, you see?
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You can even it up
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May we ask for a few words?
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I need to think about it
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Master!
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What...is going on?
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Have fun!
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Monk! Pay your way...
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...or the boss will throw you out
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I know
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Blindfold knife-throwing!
Amazing physical feats!
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Roll up, roll up! Don't miss this!
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Our guest stars are travelers heading west...
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The pig, the fish and the monkey
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Greatest show on earth
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Only two cents per person
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How about half price?
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Buy one, get one free?
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It's a deal
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Thank you
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Show time
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The gorgeous...Pigsy!
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Woman...
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What's your name? Your age?
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Crazy!
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The great fish monster...
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...Sandy!
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How dare you scare my kid! Shame on you!
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Money back!
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Money back?
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Making me angry?
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Money back!
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Give us another chance!
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We have more to show you
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Give us another chance!
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If we don't like 'em...
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You pay everyone back double!
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All right
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His Excellency...The Monkey King!
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Fake! Money back!
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Monkey, do some somersaults!
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Paying back double will clean us out!
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All right...
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Your generosity will
keep us fed for several days
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Take it back
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Boss, this monk cheats!
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He can't pay us back! Throw him out!
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You're a disgrace to my circus! Scram!
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Boss, we're not circus people
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We are Buddhist monks
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Our road is long and hard, we are hungry
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And I'm sick!
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My body aches
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It's been days since I last ate
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So pitiful? Come...
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These two buns...
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...are for righteous men
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Men who deserve help
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Are you worthy?
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We're really from the Great Tang Dynasty
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We conquer demons
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Monkey, show them your skills
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Hit me
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Hit me
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I can't do that, Brother Monkey
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I'm not suicidal
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Shall I hit you then?
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I'd like that even less, Brother Monkey
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Fine, you only live once, I'll hit you
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Brother, you're hard as a rock!
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It's as if my whole arm is shattered!
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Pretty boy, have you no shame?
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Watch some more before you complain
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And stop poking me
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I need to
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Hit me...Master wants us to perform
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I'm hungry, I have no strength
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Again
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That's no excuse for shirking
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Hit me, stupid!
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I've heard there are
fake demon-vanquishers around
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They've left many people hurt
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You must be the ones!
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Yes, we're guilty
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The problem is that my disciples are too strong
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Sure, you just keep on bragging...
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One blow is enough
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Stop now
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That'll do for now
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You're so desirable!
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Let me stoke your fires a little
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No! Get off me!
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Monkey, don't just squat there
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Do something about it!
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I'm so sorry, that's really all from us
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No charge for what you've just seen
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Great sir
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Your performance is more than impressive
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Say no more, try this candied fruit
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Let us be brothers
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Brother, now you've seen what they can do
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I wish they could control themselves better
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We really do conquer demons
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Of course you do
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Monkey, come and apologize
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Pick up your head-band
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Put it on
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Wear it properly now
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I'm doing it
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You talk while chewing a twig? Bad monkey!
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I won't if you don't like it
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But stop calling me 'Bad monkey'!
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I can call you that if I want to
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Bad monkey
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Bad monkey
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Great!
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Say it just one more time...
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I'm scared
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It's horrible! Makes me so scared!
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Aren't you all afraid?
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Even if he throws tantrums
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You can't be lenient
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Let's all scold him together
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1, 2, 3...
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Bad monkey!
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"My boy, my boy..."
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"Why are you so bad?"
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"Bullying, cheating..."
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"Why make me so sad?"
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"Learn to be a good boy"
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"Learn to love"
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"Care for others"
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"Fill your heart with color"
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"My good boy..."
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"Hurry back to me"
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"My embrace..."
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"My good boy..."
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"Be sincere"
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"You're the one I love most"
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Master, ours is just a small enterprise
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What you see is all we have
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If it's not enough for you...
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...then all we can is offer our lives
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Stop
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First, I'm not here to extort anything from you
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Second...
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Never mind, I won't say it
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JOURNEY TO THE WEST:
THE DEMONS STRIKE BACK
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When did your mother...
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...start behaving like this?
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A few days ago
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I don't know why
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Soon after we moved here...
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...she began talking nonsense
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If I approach her...
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...she scratches me like a mad thing
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I have no idea why she's like this
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I'm completely exhausted
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Luckily my two daughters...
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...help me take care of my mother
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It wears them out
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They're your daughters?
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God-daughters
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How old are they?
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They just turned sixteen
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They look a little haggard
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They've been working too hard
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They were radiant before
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How horrible!
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Grandma, have some congee
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You haven't eaten all day
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Another fit?
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Ma, are you all right?
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Ma, Ma, Ma...
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It's me...Calm down
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Quick! The exorcism mirror!
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Coming right up!
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Ten thousand gods send down thunderbolts...
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...to reveal the hidden demons!
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Show yourself!
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All demons, be revealed!
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Nothing?
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But the whole room smells foul
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If it's not her body, then...
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...maybe she has second sight
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She sees the demons in others
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That's why she's so scared
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Could it be those two?
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I've put up with them for too long
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All demons, be revealed!
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Too bright! I can't see anything!
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What? Not them either
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Could it be...
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A hairy crab!
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You bad monkey!
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You bad monkey!
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Bad monkey!
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Look at that
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Master's whip is really strong today
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That whip has kept Monkey
under control for 500 years
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It needs to be strong
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You knew those two were shape-shifters
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Why didn't you stop them?
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You asked me to perform
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So I did
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And what did you perform?
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I asked for a couple of somersaults
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And you destroyed a family!
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Then you shouldn't have called me "Bad monkey"
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You know that makes me go berserk
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I didn't mean to call you that
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Everyone knows I don't mean it
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Such a small thing and you try to kill me?
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Such ruthless
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Open your mouth!
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Wider! You want my life
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Now I'm offering you my life
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Bite! You're a coward if you don't
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Hey, something to see here!
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Bite!
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Do it
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Why did you treat me like that?
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Speak! Say something!
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Why do you keep doing it?
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Cheating me! Provoking me!
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Hurting me! Torturing me! Mistreating me!
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It seems our days of conquering demons...
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...have come to an end
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Let's disband
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"Disband"?
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Does "disband" mean he wants to kill us?
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Master!
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I understand why Master does these things
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But please drink this medicine first
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From now on...I'll be obedient
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What are you saying? I'm not punishing you
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Master, you surely know...
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My brothers and I...We are all of one heart
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If you punish Brother Monkey...
Then my heart aches too
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And my heart...
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...is really aching
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That's so true
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When I hit you
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My heart really aches
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Master, try it if you don't believe us
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When I punish you...
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I suffer heartache too
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If I'd set off to find the sutras on my own...
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I'd have got there long ago
288
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,948
Having you with me doesn't help at all
289
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,493
I can subdue one hundred foes...
290
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:57,577
...single-handed
291
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:58,661
Do I need to tell you this?
292
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:02,165
I've mastered Buddha's Palm
293
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,750
Do I really need to tell you this?
294
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:07,712
So it's not that
you're helping me to find the sutras
295
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,715
I'm helping you
to make merit and learn Buddhism
296
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:12,884
Do I make myself crystal clear?
297
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,344
Do you get it?
298
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,970
Yes, we do
299
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:22,393
That's enough for now
300
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:24,896
Go to bed, we've got much to do tomorrow
301
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,408
"Sinful monkey!"
302
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:40,453
"I'll show you my Buddha's Palm!"
303
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:19,993
Did you miss me?
304
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,330
He's even teasing Brother Monkey
305
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:25,790
Master's mind has reached such a high level
306
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:29,210
That's not Brother Monkey he's embracing
307
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,296
It's someone else
308
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:45,643
Amitabha, Amitabha
309
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,812
Master, you seemed happy last night
310
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,565
We were happy to see you happy
311
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,942
But we won't tell on you
312
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:55,570
What are you on about?
313
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:56,946
No water left
314
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,698
Second Brother, fetch some water
315
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,242
Why do I have to do it?
316
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:02,327
How did you come up...
317
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:03,536
...up with that idea?
318
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,622
Stop quarreling, I'll go
319
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,511
Alms giver, excuse me...
320
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:21,512
I was just passing
321
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,598
May I trouble you for water to boil rice?
322
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:26,935
There's no need for that
323
00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:29,062
You're welcome to eat here
324
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,855
I'm vegetarian
325
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,690
What luck!
326
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:35,693
We're having vegetarian food
327
00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:37,737
We're devout too, we share the same path
328
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,656
It's natural for us to share our meal
329
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:42,367
And you can stay after eating
330
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,453
We'll be able to compare notes
331
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:49,666
He's ill, won't he taste bad?
332
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,961
Never mind, we can heal him first
333
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:55,088
It would be impolite to refuse
334
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,299
No need to cook come and eat here
335
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:00,134
What about my congee?
336
00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:02,011
I prepared it this morning
337
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,390
Your congee will be burnt
338
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,225
Go back and watch the fire
339
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,793
Alms giver, your medicine works a treat
340
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:35,920
I feel better already
341
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:38,381
These three are my delinquent disciples
342
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:01,487
Nice to meet you
343
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,198
Nice to meet you
344
00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:06,117
Nice to meet you
345
00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:08,703
Nice to meet you
346
00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:13,207
Don't flirt
347
00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:17,378
Nice to meet you
348
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,589
To hell with that, what's nice about it?
349
00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:21,883
Sandy, what are you saying?
350
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:23,676
I was cooking congee
351
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,303
What are you up to?
352
00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:26,512
"Nice, nice, nice..."
353
00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:28,348
What do you all think you're doing?
354
00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:31,017
I'm sorry, my disciple is a touch simple-minded
355
00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:32,435
It doesn't matter
356
00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:34,020
May I just ask you...
357
00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:36,105
Are there any demons here?
358
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,524
Master, please don't scare me
359
00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:39,942
Why would there be demons here?
360
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:41,736
You're going too far
361
00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:45,073
Why ask such a question?
362
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:47,658
Actually...
363
00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:49,702
We conquer demons
364
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:52,538
I did wonder...Really?
365
00:22:52,622 --> 00:22:54,374
You've been so hospitable...
366
00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:55,875
But we have nothing to repay it
367
00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:58,211
All I can offer is a one-off exorcism
368
00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:01,672
Really? You're terribly kind...
369
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:03,883
But, sad to say...
370
00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:05,885
There are no demons here
371
00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:10,139
See my face?
372
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:11,432
Hit me
373
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:14,435
Come on, quick!
374
00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:17,188
If you don't, I'll beat you to death
375
00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:19,357
Really?
376
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,983
Why?
377
00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:28,574
I told you to hit me, scum
378
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:30,576
I'll ask you again
379
00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:34,372
Hit me, you asshole!
380
00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:39,210
Have you lost it again?
381
00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:40,711
I'm not an asshole
382
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,964
You definitely are
383
00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:45,049
But I was calling her an asshole, not you
384
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:46,551
Damn you!
385
00:23:46,843 --> 00:23:48,469
You assholes take me as your Master?
386
00:23:48,553 --> 00:23:49,262
Clear out of here
387
00:23:49,971 --> 00:23:51,431
Clear out of here
388
00:23:52,014 --> 00:23:52,765
Sorry about that
389
00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:55,476
Get out, all of you
390
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,353
She kindly invited us to eat
391
00:23:57,895 --> 00:24:00,773
You bang her table and ask her to hit you
392
00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:02,066
And call her an asshole
393
00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:03,901
Go and face the wall
394
00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:04,777
Contemplate what you've done
395
00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:07,488
What have you ever contributed to society?
396
00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:10,366
Don't come back until you figure it out
397
00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:22,670
Come back!
398
00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:24,547
Master, we haven't figured it out yet
399
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:25,882
Don't give it any more thought
400
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:27,008
Come back!
401
00:24:27,508 --> 00:24:29,760
Still contemplating it
402
00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:31,512
She's caught me!
403
00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:05,338
Rake
404
00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:10,718
Up, up!
405
00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:11,802
Up, up!
406
00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:13,763
Quick, up!
407
00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:20,686
You can stop now
408
00:25:46,921 --> 00:25:49,215
Master, time to show your hand
409
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,134
You're so kind
410
00:26:12,154 --> 00:26:13,114
Beauty!
411
00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:15,616
Such long legs...
412
00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:17,118
- What're you doing?
- I like them
413
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,334
I'm a spider!
414
00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:27,336
You must be kidding!
415
00:26:29,005 --> 00:26:30,214
I'm just a pig
416
00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:31,716
I wasn't kidding
417
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:41,142
Your resistance makes me stronger
418
00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:48,316
Don't go, I am talking to you!
419
00:27:57,426 --> 00:27:58,678
What's that noise?
420
00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:00,680
Don't worry, it's Sandy
421
00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:03,307
Sandy, are you all right?
422
00:28:04,642 --> 00:28:06,894
A bit poisoned, a bit dazed
423
00:28:12,566 --> 00:28:15,736
Seems like time for me to step in now
424
00:28:15,820 --> 00:28:18,447
Conquering demons takes sincerity
425
00:28:18,531 --> 00:28:20,157
Lead them to benevolence
426
00:28:20,241 --> 00:28:22,243
No violence necessary
427
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:29,959
"Without a knife, a butcher can be a Buddha"
428
00:29:04,702 --> 00:29:06,120
Stop!
429
00:29:06,704 --> 00:29:08,038
Monkey...
430
00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:09,874
You are too rude
431
00:29:09,957 --> 00:29:11,459
Only a coolie needs to use such strength
432
00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:12,293
Go away
433
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:13,794
Let me handle this
434
00:29:20,885 --> 00:29:22,762
Brother Monkey, be more gentle
435
00:29:22,887 --> 00:29:24,597
I've only just got started with her
436
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,724
She has such long legs
437
00:29:26,807 --> 00:29:27,892
A rare species though
438
00:29:27,975 --> 00:29:28,601
Quiet
439
00:29:31,812 --> 00:29:33,272
Let go
440
00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:03,719
All done, Master
441
00:30:05,888 --> 00:30:07,139
What?
442
00:30:07,681 --> 00:30:09,683
You finished her before I had a chance
443
00:30:09,767 --> 00:30:11,060
What were you thinking?
444
00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:14,146
What, don't you know you were in great danger?
445
00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:16,565
She coulda swallowed you whole
446
00:30:16,649 --> 00:30:18,234
You're lucky I strike fast
447
00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:19,276
I took her out with one blow
448
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,487
How many times have I told you?
449
00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:23,197
To conquer a demon, educate it
450
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,366
Didn't you see the smile on her face just now?
451
00:30:26,367 --> 00:30:27,660
Smile?
452
00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:29,370
She smiled at the prospect of eating you
453
00:30:29,537 --> 00:30:30,913
Outrageous!
454
00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:33,249
That smile was so sincere
455
00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:36,961
My smile is even more sincere
456
00:30:37,044 --> 00:30:38,295
Guess: do I love you?
457
00:30:38,379 --> 00:30:39,964
Or will I kill you?
458
00:30:47,513 --> 00:30:48,430
Who the hell are you?
459
00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:50,140
How can I help you?
460
00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:07,074
Did you see that? He's so handsome
461
00:31:07,575 --> 00:31:09,660
You're almost better-looking than me
462
00:31:09,827 --> 00:31:11,412
You know that?
463
00:31:12,246 --> 00:31:13,956
Of course, you can't stand it?
464
00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:14,748
Can you?
465
00:31:14,832 --> 00:31:16,834
Of course not, how about you?
466
00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:19,753
What's Baldy doing up there?
467
00:31:19,837 --> 00:31:20,963
Thinking
468
00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:22,089
About what?
469
00:31:22,172 --> 00:31:23,549
About Miss Duan
470
00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:34,059
I don't care who he's thinking about
471
00:31:35,185 --> 00:31:37,980
I can overlook
this baldy's propensity for violence
472
00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:39,648
But he's started going too far
473
00:31:39,773 --> 00:31:42,818
Lying beside me, swaying and fondling...
474
00:31:42,902 --> 00:31:45,487
Asking if I miss him...
475
00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:47,948
Just thinking of it gives me goosebumps
476
00:31:48,032 --> 00:31:49,825
Well, that needs to stop
477
00:31:49,909 --> 00:31:51,410
Why not just kill him?
478
00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:54,246
Forget it
479
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,167
You always dance to Baldy's tune
480
00:31:58,626 --> 00:31:59,752
You can do nothing
481
00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:01,378
I'll pull out his tongue...
482
00:32:01,462 --> 00:32:02,379
...and tie it in a knot!
483
00:32:02,463 --> 00:32:04,673
What kind of tune would he sing then?
484
00:32:05,299 --> 00:32:08,093
He still knows the Buddha's Palm technique
485
00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:09,386
I'm not scared
486
00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:11,472
If I break his arm...
487
00:32:11,555 --> 00:32:13,307
...how can use Buddha's sodding Palm?
488
00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:22,399
Master, how long have you been standing there?
489
00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:25,110
Just now
490
00:32:25,194 --> 00:32:26,695
I came to see how you're doing
491
00:32:26,779 --> 00:32:28,656
Don't worry, I heard nothing
492
00:32:31,075 --> 00:32:32,201
Master...
493
00:32:32,785 --> 00:32:34,078
How come you lost your voice?
494
00:32:34,161 --> 00:32:35,955
I haven't
495
00:32:36,038 --> 00:32:36,997
Out here in the wild...
496
00:32:37,748 --> 00:32:40,876
...we shouldn't disturb others by being loud
497
00:32:41,669 --> 00:32:42,503
Really?
498
00:32:42,586 --> 00:32:43,754
For sure
499
00:32:43,837 --> 00:32:46,674
Have I ever...lied to you?
500
00:32:47,967 --> 00:32:50,469
All right, you all relax,
I'll just relieve myself
501
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,780
Buddha, Buddha
502
00:33:09,863 --> 00:33:11,991
My three disciples are unruly
503
00:33:12,074 --> 00:33:13,701
I have failed to teach them well
504
00:33:14,076 --> 00:33:15,744
I know three hundred songs for children
505
00:33:15,828 --> 00:33:16,996
But nothing else
506
00:33:17,079 --> 00:33:19,915
I've been pretending to be capable
507
00:33:20,541 --> 00:33:22,334
How can I go on like this?
508
00:33:22,418 --> 00:33:24,586
Now they are plotting to kill me
509
00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:26,922
And I've lost my singing voice
510
00:33:27,089 --> 00:33:28,966
Be merciful, Buddha
511
00:33:29,133 --> 00:33:32,177
Teach me your holy Buddha's Palm
512
00:33:32,261 --> 00:33:34,805
Your follower will be forever grateful
513
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,645
I beg you, please
514
00:33:44,231 --> 00:33:46,400
Buddha, do your hear me?
515
00:33:46,817 --> 00:33:49,361
Give me a sign please
516
00:33:49,737 --> 00:33:51,989
Even a little fart would do...
517
00:34:00,789 --> 00:34:04,001
Pigsy, how long have you been there?
518
00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:06,795
Not long, I didn't see what you were doing
519
00:34:06,879 --> 00:34:08,630
Don't worry, I didn't hear anything either
520
00:34:12,009 --> 00:34:13,635
I've been good to you
521
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,804
You know what you should do
522
00:34:16,972 --> 00:34:18,432
What should I do?
523
00:34:18,515 --> 00:34:20,392
All I can do is be myself
524
00:34:20,851 --> 00:34:22,728
What I was getting at is...
525
00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:25,814
"Silence is golden"
526
00:34:26,148 --> 00:34:28,901
Master, all I did was break wind
527
00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:30,819
But all your threats and pressures...
528
00:34:30,903 --> 00:34:33,447
...weigh on me heavily
529
00:34:34,615 --> 00:34:36,408
So that's your game
530
00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:38,577
You should watch out
531
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:40,079
I know where your family is
532
00:34:40,162 --> 00:34:41,288
Understood
533
00:34:52,716 --> 00:34:54,134
Monkey, what are you doing?
534
00:34:57,971 --> 00:34:59,848
You're the one who needs to watch out
535
00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:01,642
I'd like to experience...
536
00:35:01,725 --> 00:35:03,936
...my Master's holy Buddha's Palm
537
00:35:04,478 --> 00:35:06,647
What are you talking about?
538
00:35:07,481 --> 00:35:08,774
You didn't get it?
539
00:35:09,233 --> 00:35:12,486
I want to compare strength with you
540
00:35:17,366 --> 00:35:18,826
You run?
541
00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:36,677
"My boy, my boy"
542
00:35:36,927 --> 00:35:40,305
"Why are you so naughty?"
543
00:35:40,556 --> 00:35:41,974
"Bullying, cheating..."
544
00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:44,101
"Why behave that way?"
545
00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:47,229
"Learn to behave better"
546
00:35:47,396 --> 00:35:49,106
"Closeness, love"
547
00:35:50,107 --> 00:35:51,191
"Be tender in your heart"
548
00:35:51,275 --> 00:35:53,527
Damn Baldy, enough with the singing
549
00:35:53,610 --> 00:35:55,112
Fight me!
550
00:35:55,946 --> 00:35:58,448
"Good child..."
551
00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:24,641
Where can you run to?
552
00:36:24,975 --> 00:36:27,352
All right
553
00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:30,522
If that's what you really want,
I'll indulge you
554
00:36:31,565 --> 00:36:33,817
So it's clobbering time
555
00:36:33,942 --> 00:36:35,527
Wait, give me a moment
556
00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:56,882
I was just toying with you, Master
557
00:36:56,965 --> 00:37:00,052
Just working up a sweat
558
00:37:04,223 --> 00:37:05,474
You scared me to death
559
00:37:24,284 --> 00:37:25,786
What on earth are you up to now?
560
00:37:25,953 --> 00:37:27,162
None of your business
561
00:37:27,246 --> 00:37:29,498
You're so handsome, you've gone bald...
562
00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:30,666
Do you mean that?
563
00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:33,460
I'd be a pig if I lied
564
00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:39,299
How did it go?
565
00:37:39,383 --> 00:37:41,218
Did you tear Baldy to shreds?
566
00:37:41,301 --> 00:37:43,178
Was his blood running everywhere?
567
00:37:45,681 --> 00:37:48,100
Wait, have you really killed him?
568
00:37:49,268 --> 00:37:51,019
You tricked me
569
00:38:10,539 --> 00:38:14,334
Pigsy, have you learnt
what "Silence is golden" means?
570
00:38:14,418 --> 00:38:16,586
I just did
571
00:38:26,430 --> 00:38:29,266
Now you're poisoned, I have to pull you
572
00:38:44,156 --> 00:38:45,699
Will you please stop dousing me?
573
00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:48,535
I caught a cold, my nose is runny
574
00:38:51,788 --> 00:38:54,875
Caught a cold? Bullshit! You'd better die now
575
00:38:55,125 --> 00:38:56,209
Less trouble for me that way
576
00:38:58,128 --> 00:38:59,004
Monkey...
577
00:38:59,338 --> 00:39:02,424
When do you think
Sandy will turn back into a man?
578
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,511
No idea, I have never paid attention to that
579
00:39:06,595 --> 00:39:07,679
Master, you really want to know?
580
00:39:07,763 --> 00:39:08,555
Maybe...
581
00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:09,890
...not
582
00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:13,477
"Bi-Qiu Kingdom"
583
00:40:01,608 --> 00:40:04,027
The Minister is here
584
00:40:05,112 --> 00:40:07,531
Hail, your eminence
585
00:40:22,254 --> 00:40:25,549
Master Tang is an eminent monk indeed
586
00:40:25,632 --> 00:40:27,259
His bearing is graceful
587
00:40:28,218 --> 00:40:32,013
My admiration is heartfelt
588
00:40:46,862 --> 00:40:47,904
It's a pleasure to meet you
589
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,198
May I ask how your eminence knew I was coming?
590
00:40:50,282 --> 00:40:52,242
I am flattered...
591
00:40:53,410 --> 00:40:55,328
Most flattered
592
00:40:55,412 --> 00:40:57,706
Master Tang's reputation precedes him
593
00:40:57,789 --> 00:41:00,083
And your three brilliant companions...
594
00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:02,210
...are also awe-inspiring
595
00:41:02,294 --> 00:41:04,004
I learned that the four of you...
596
00:41:04,296 --> 00:41:05,881
...would pass by here
597
00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:09,259
The king sent me to greet you here
598
00:41:09,759 --> 00:41:11,887
Let's go to the palace
599
00:41:15,432 --> 00:41:17,058
We can chat there
600
00:41:22,314 --> 00:41:23,773
Neat trick
601
00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:28,028
It's just a trifle
602
00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:34,201
Don't play any more tricks
603
00:41:34,284 --> 00:41:36,828
It wasn't me, I didn't do anything
604
00:41:36,912 --> 00:41:38,121
What did I do?
605
00:41:45,754 --> 00:41:47,172
Bloom
606
00:41:47,255 --> 00:41:48,590
Hey presto
607
00:41:51,885 --> 00:41:52,636
Your eminence...
608
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:55,013
There's something which puzzles me for a while
609
00:41:55,805 --> 00:41:57,057
Are your magic tricks...
610
00:41:57,307 --> 00:41:59,226
...intended to seem fake?
611
00:42:00,727 --> 00:42:03,396
Master, we both know that in this world...
612
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,774
...magic tricks are illusions
613
00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:09,778
Why care whether they seem real or fake?
614
00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:11,196
Let's go
615
00:42:16,785 --> 00:42:19,329
Cultivating oneself
is different from playing tricks
616
00:42:19,412 --> 00:42:20,914
The crucial thing...
617
00:42:21,289 --> 00:42:22,374
...is what's in the heart
618
00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:23,833
Master...
619
00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,546
You are bottling something up
620
00:42:28,213 --> 00:42:29,923
What's on your mind?
621
00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:34,719
There's someone in your heart,
you yearn for her
622
00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:37,138
You can't forget her
623
00:42:38,557 --> 00:42:40,308
I'm afraid you're wrong, there's not
624
00:42:40,392 --> 00:42:41,560
Learning humanity...
625
00:42:41,643 --> 00:42:43,186
...is like having religious faith
626
00:42:43,270 --> 00:42:48,441
Following your heart will keep you young
627
00:42:49,276 --> 00:42:52,445
A person who can't be honest with himself...
628
00:42:52,529 --> 00:42:54,573
...is hypocritical
629
00:42:54,656 --> 00:42:57,951
That's why I cultivate myself...
630
00:42:58,159 --> 00:42:59,995
...according to my heart's desires
631
00:43:01,705 --> 00:43:04,833
So what 'cultivation' means to you is...
632
00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:07,752
Doing what I damn well like
633
00:43:19,723 --> 00:43:21,224
What are they kneeling for?
634
00:43:21,308 --> 00:43:24,686
It's a game, losers have to kneel
635
00:43:24,769 --> 00:43:27,606
The king has lately taken rejuvenation pills
636
00:43:27,689 --> 00:43:29,316
Now he behaves like a child
637
00:43:29,983 --> 00:43:33,403
It's as if he took my counsel
about following his heart
638
00:43:34,863 --> 00:43:37,574
The king is easily coaxed
639
00:43:37,741 --> 00:43:40,118
Simply fawn on him and you'll be well rewarded
640
00:43:41,578 --> 00:43:44,581
I'll expect my cut, of course
641
00:43:44,664 --> 00:43:47,000
Let's split it by 50/50, ok?
642
00:43:48,710 --> 00:43:49,336
That's...
643
00:43:49,419 --> 00:43:51,713
I'm just joking,
you didn't think I was serious?
644
00:43:54,215 --> 00:43:56,301
Look, our beauties are greeting you
645
00:43:57,469 --> 00:44:00,805
Impressive, I like it
646
00:44:07,771 --> 00:44:08,772
Your Majesty...
647
00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:10,440
Honorable guests are here
648
00:44:10,523 --> 00:44:11,524
I am Tang
649
00:44:11,608 --> 00:44:12,609
I am crossing your great country
650
00:44:12,692 --> 00:44:15,070
My three disciples and I
are here to pay our respects
651
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,572
Hug, hug
652
00:44:22,369 --> 00:44:23,536
Splendid
653
00:44:25,413 --> 00:44:27,165
Look, this king is sillier than our Master
654
00:44:27,248 --> 00:44:28,375
No way
655
00:44:28,708 --> 00:44:31,211
No-one is sillier than our Master
656
00:44:36,216 --> 00:44:37,676
Hug, hug
657
00:44:37,884 --> 00:44:41,054
Please respond in kind
to the king's high protocol
658
00:44:42,764 --> 00:44:45,392
Too late, he's too stuck-up
659
00:44:46,768 --> 00:44:48,186
Here
660
00:44:55,652 --> 00:44:57,195
I hear that you conquer demons
661
00:44:57,278 --> 00:44:59,155
It's true
662
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:01,866
Don't believe it, show me some tricks
663
00:45:03,993 --> 00:45:05,453
I think Your Majesty is confused
664
00:45:05,537 --> 00:45:07,664
Conquering demons is not an acrobatic trick
665
00:45:07,831 --> 00:45:11,000
You will do as I order
666
00:45:11,084 --> 00:45:13,128
You will speak...as I order
667
00:45:13,211 --> 00:45:14,504
If you don't obey
668
00:45:14,587 --> 00:45:16,464
You insult my dignity
669
00:45:16,715 --> 00:45:18,133
Now I'll have your head chopped off
670
00:45:18,216 --> 00:45:19,718
And hand it on the door
671
00:45:20,510 --> 00:45:22,721
Great, this king has brilliant ideas
672
00:45:22,804 --> 00:45:23,847
My kind of king
673
00:45:23,930 --> 00:45:24,556
Men
674
00:45:25,014 --> 00:45:25,640
Off with his head!
675
00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:29,018
Don't worry...
676
00:45:31,271 --> 00:45:32,439
Really, Minister?
677
00:45:32,522 --> 00:45:33,690
It's a joke
678
00:45:33,773 --> 00:45:35,275
I see...
679
00:45:35,358 --> 00:45:37,277
It doesn't seem so
680
00:45:37,444 --> 00:45:38,570
Doesn't seem what?
681
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:42,031
Your Majesty
682
00:45:42,115 --> 00:45:44,200
We can perform a bit for you
683
00:45:44,492 --> 00:45:47,370
Monkey, show His Majesty a few tricks
684
00:45:48,371 --> 00:45:50,790
You ask a nobody to entertain me?
685
00:45:50,874 --> 00:45:52,584
That's a deliberate insult!
686
00:45:52,667 --> 00:45:53,793
Death penalty!
687
00:45:54,002 --> 00:45:56,129
Your Majesty, I must show you my tricks
688
00:45:56,212 --> 00:45:58,047
Don't try to talk me out of it, I'll do it
689
00:45:58,339 --> 00:46:01,009
Just give me a moment and I'll be with you
690
00:46:02,177 --> 00:46:03,970
Get a move on
691
00:46:04,179 --> 00:46:06,806
Master, are you really going to perform?
692
00:46:07,182 --> 00:46:09,392
Do I have any choice?
693
00:46:17,984 --> 00:46:19,277
He can't get through
694
00:46:20,737 --> 00:46:21,488
What should we do?
695
00:46:21,571 --> 00:46:24,491
No big deal, just show them your Buddha's Palm
696
00:46:24,574 --> 00:46:26,659
It's not a parlor trick
697
00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:28,620
How about I take Master's form?
698
00:46:28,703 --> 00:46:30,163
I can perform something for the king
699
00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:33,500
You just want to have your way with the maids
700
00:46:33,583 --> 00:46:35,001
Go now if you have the guts
701
00:46:38,755 --> 00:46:40,048
Stone, paper, scissors
702
00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:41,382
Stone, paper, scissors
703
00:46:43,051 --> 00:46:44,719
I know what...
704
00:46:44,886 --> 00:46:45,762
Use the talisman of obedience
705
00:46:46,554 --> 00:46:48,556
That again? That's an old idea
706
00:46:48,723 --> 00:46:50,683
New ideas are thin on the ground, boss
707
00:46:50,767 --> 00:46:52,769
It will have to do
708
00:46:52,852 --> 00:46:54,145
Stick it on him...
709
00:46:54,229 --> 00:46:55,939
And he'll do whatever I do
710
00:46:56,022 --> 00:46:58,233
Identical movements
711
00:47:43,278 --> 00:47:45,405
Damn it, chop him up
712
00:47:47,156 --> 00:47:49,075
I'd be doomed if you do striptease again
713
00:47:49,158 --> 00:47:50,201
I'm not going to do this
714
00:47:50,285 --> 00:47:51,035
You don't trust me
715
00:47:52,036 --> 00:47:52,662
I don't
716
00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:57,041
I'm sincerely trying to help
717
00:47:58,126 --> 00:47:59,419
And you really don't trust me?
718
00:48:01,629 --> 00:48:02,797
I don't
719
00:48:03,131 --> 00:48:05,675
If you find that something goes wrong
you can always stop me
720
00:48:06,759 --> 00:48:07,719
You won't cheat me?
721
00:48:08,261 --> 00:48:09,804
I look like a cheat?
722
00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:12,265
Have I ever cheated you?
723
00:48:12,348 --> 00:48:13,766
More times than I can remember
724
00:48:13,850 --> 00:48:15,059
You're right
725
00:48:15,768 --> 00:48:16,853
You're an asshole
726
00:48:31,951 --> 00:48:32,869
Good
727
00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:46,382
Stop it
728
00:48:52,013 --> 00:48:53,181
Where is he?
729
00:48:53,598 --> 00:48:55,892
You want to make me lose face again?
730
00:48:55,975 --> 00:48:56,684
Move
731
00:49:04,484 --> 00:49:05,652
Out of the way...
732
00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:16,412
Poor Master
733
00:49:16,496 --> 00:49:17,914
I specialize in striptease
734
00:49:17,997 --> 00:49:19,958
Master isn't as good as I am
735
00:49:22,752 --> 00:49:23,878
Brother Monkey
736
00:49:24,379 --> 00:49:25,505
Where did he go?
737
00:49:30,218 --> 00:49:31,052
Stop
738
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:32,845
Don't stop
739
00:49:34,263 --> 00:49:35,390
No stopping
740
00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:37,100
If you shout 'Stop' again, I'll have your head
741
00:49:37,183 --> 00:49:38,643
You are joking?
742
00:49:40,269 --> 00:49:41,646
He's not joking
743
00:49:41,729 --> 00:49:44,065
If you shout 'Stop' again,
you'll lose your head
744
00:49:44,607 --> 00:49:45,817
Go on then
745
00:49:58,621 --> 00:50:01,290
Great! Any more tricks up your sleeve?
746
00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:07,046
Go to hell
747
00:50:07,130 --> 00:50:08,548
"Go to hell"
748
00:50:10,717 --> 00:50:11,592
Go to hell again!
749
00:50:11,676 --> 00:50:13,094
"Go to hell again!"
750
00:50:18,558 --> 00:50:20,643
He hit me
751
00:50:21,561 --> 00:50:23,980
He hit me!
752
00:50:28,151 --> 00:50:29,444
Hurry! Quick!
753
00:50:29,527 --> 00:50:32,530
You must flee right away if the king cries
754
00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:47,295
Master, I did my best to help you
755
00:50:47,670 --> 00:50:49,213
But after what just happened...
756
00:50:49,297 --> 00:50:51,299
I'm afraid that...
757
00:50:54,093 --> 00:50:56,304
Your reputation cannot be repaired
758
00:50:57,013 --> 00:50:58,389
Attendants
759
00:50:59,265 --> 00:51:01,100
Here's some expenses money
760
00:51:02,060 --> 00:51:04,145
Use it on your travels
761
00:51:04,228 --> 00:51:06,814
Don't show up here again for 8 to 10 years
762
00:51:06,898 --> 00:51:09,150
How can I accept, after all that...?
763
00:51:09,233 --> 00:51:11,611
Don't mention it, I know it's hard for you
764
00:51:12,236 --> 00:51:13,780
Meetings are hard
765
00:51:14,113 --> 00:51:16,032
But partings are harder
766
00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:18,826
You and I may not meet again
767
00:51:19,368 --> 00:51:20,453
Take care
768
00:51:20,536 --> 00:51:21,704
Tang Tang
769
00:51:26,250 --> 00:51:28,628
The Minister fancies you
770
00:51:28,711 --> 00:51:30,630
You have a good chance with her
771
00:51:30,713 --> 00:51:32,590
You always get so many dates, I envy you
772
00:51:32,673 --> 00:51:35,676
You're really charming, so it's understandable
773
00:51:37,553 --> 00:51:38,846
You bad monkey!
774
00:51:38,930 --> 00:51:40,640
How dare you say this to me?
775
00:51:40,807 --> 00:51:42,809
I feared it might go wrong
776
00:51:42,892 --> 00:51:44,102
But I didn't expect to risk my life
777
00:51:44,185 --> 00:51:46,437
Now kneel to me
778
00:51:46,687 --> 00:51:48,606
I'll beat you until you kneel
779
00:51:49,107 --> 00:51:49,816
Kneel
780
00:51:49,941 --> 00:51:50,942
Beat away
781
00:51:51,192 --> 00:51:54,153
Did you ever think how it feels
to demean yourself in front of people?
782
00:51:54,278 --> 00:51:56,989
Now you know what crazy dancing feels like
783
00:51:57,073 --> 00:51:58,449
So you know how bad I feel
784
00:51:58,533 --> 00:51:59,408
You always make me...
785
00:51:59,492 --> 00:52:01,452
...kneel like a dog before you
786
00:52:01,786 --> 00:52:03,538
You know how shaming that is?
787
00:52:03,913 --> 00:52:04,622
You're right
788
00:52:04,705 --> 00:52:05,957
I did manipulate you
789
00:52:06,207 --> 00:52:07,667
So that you'd know how indignity feels
790
00:52:11,546 --> 00:52:12,630
I see
791
00:52:13,256 --> 00:52:15,133
Now that you've said all that...
792
00:52:15,383 --> 00:52:16,551
I'll finish you off with one slap
793
00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:17,718
Go ahead!
794
00:52:18,136 --> 00:52:18,970
I'm ready for it
795
00:52:19,053 --> 00:52:21,013
I'd rather die than suffer this torture
796
00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:23,224
All I wanted was to tell you...
797
00:52:23,474 --> 00:52:25,893
"Do unto others as you'd wish them..."
798
00:52:26,144 --> 00:52:27,645
"...to do unto you"
799
00:52:41,659 --> 00:52:43,995
I'm sorry, I'm at fault
800
00:52:47,206 --> 00:52:49,584
Stop, don't try that on me
801
00:52:51,711 --> 00:52:54,630
You're right,
we should be considerate for each other
802
00:52:56,090 --> 00:52:57,925
I've punished you by making you dance
803
00:52:58,426 --> 00:52:59,719
By taking away your dignity in public
804
00:53:00,136 --> 00:53:03,764
Now I realize what a loss of dignity feels like
805
00:53:03,848 --> 00:53:05,057
How miserable it is
806
00:53:06,267 --> 00:53:08,686
I've been wrong to call you 'bad Monkey'
807
00:53:08,769 --> 00:53:11,480
I've beaten and scolded you all day long
808
00:53:12,607 --> 00:53:14,650
I've been oblivious to your feelings
809
00:53:18,988 --> 00:53:20,156
The problem here is me
810
00:53:20,740 --> 00:53:21,699
Not you
811
00:53:22,283 --> 00:53:24,118
I'm the one who spreads unhappiness
812
00:53:24,952 --> 00:53:26,746
Now I realize my mistakes
813
00:53:27,121 --> 00:53:29,248
Please forgive me this once
814
00:53:29,749 --> 00:53:32,084
Give me one more chance, forgive me
815
00:53:34,295 --> 00:53:36,255
Master's conscience is awakened at last
816
00:53:36,672 --> 00:53:40,384
Don't you see he's using
"Advance by retreating"?
817
00:53:40,468 --> 00:53:42,470
To admit a mistake at the right time...
818
00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:44,180
...can win people's hearts
819
00:53:44,347 --> 00:53:47,016
You see, it worked so well on brother Monkey
820
00:53:49,143 --> 00:53:50,686
Master often seems silly
821
00:53:50,770 --> 00:53:52,939
But he knows how to manage risk
822
00:53:55,107 --> 00:53:56,275
Master...
823
00:53:57,610 --> 00:53:59,445
I guess I overdid it
824
00:54:01,030 --> 00:54:02,406
Please get up
825
00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:07,078
I actually care a lot for you
826
00:54:07,161 --> 00:54:09,247
I just didn't know how to express it
827
00:54:10,289 --> 00:54:12,416
Master, I know in my heart...
828
00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:14,001
...how you feel about me
829
00:54:14,085 --> 00:54:14,710
From now on, though...
830
00:54:14,794 --> 00:54:16,712
Don't ever make me do crazy dancing
831
00:54:17,046 --> 00:54:18,214
But frankly speaking, Monkey...
832
00:54:18,381 --> 00:54:19,924
You're good at it
833
00:54:20,841 --> 00:54:22,009
Don't even think that, Master
834
00:54:22,093 --> 00:54:23,052
Never again
835
00:54:23,135 --> 00:54:25,096
Please stop calling me 'Master'
836
00:54:25,179 --> 00:54:27,223
We're sworn brothers for life
837
00:54:27,390 --> 00:54:30,142
So just call me 'Elder' from now on
838
00:54:32,311 --> 00:54:33,437
Elder...
839
00:54:35,773 --> 00:54:36,774
Elder...
840
00:54:37,984 --> 00:54:39,318
See how well it works?
841
00:54:39,402 --> 00:54:42,488
They're all but kissing
842
00:54:42,697 --> 00:54:44,240
Impressive, no?
843
00:54:45,533 --> 00:54:48,536
No entry to the palace, on pain of death
844
00:54:49,787 --> 00:54:51,038
Pardon us
845
00:54:51,122 --> 00:54:52,373
Master...
846
00:54:54,083 --> 00:54:54,959
Why are you back?
847
00:54:55,251 --> 00:54:55,918
Minister
848
00:54:56,002 --> 00:54:58,004
I've been thinking
849
00:54:58,087 --> 00:54:59,046
I need to restore my reputation
850
00:54:59,130 --> 00:55:00,798
I can't leave things as they were
851
00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:04,302
Master, please get away while you still can
852
00:55:04,385 --> 00:55:06,262
If you come back, there'll be carnage
853
00:55:06,429 --> 00:55:09,056
Minister, I value my reputation
854
00:55:09,140 --> 00:55:11,058
How can I be a good monk with a bad rep?
855
00:55:20,526 --> 00:55:22,111
How dare you return!
856
00:55:23,738 --> 00:55:25,114
Your Majesty, please calm down
857
00:55:25,197 --> 00:55:27,366
Monk Tang has something to say
858
00:55:27,450 --> 00:55:28,534
Your Majesty
859
00:55:28,617 --> 00:55:30,369
What happened before had nothing to do with me
860
00:55:30,453 --> 00:55:32,788
It was all caused by my errant disciple
861
00:55:32,955 --> 00:55:35,082
So I've brought him to apologize to you
862
00:55:35,166 --> 00:55:36,917
And while we're about it...
863
00:55:37,001 --> 00:55:38,544
We'll conquer a demon or two
864
00:55:39,086 --> 00:55:40,129
Monkey...
865
00:55:52,183 --> 00:55:52,975
Hit me
866
00:55:53,934 --> 00:55:54,935
Are you a pervert?
867
00:55:55,436 --> 00:55:56,103
Brilliant
868
00:55:56,187 --> 00:55:59,440
A game is just the thing to appease the king
869
00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:00,858
Master Monkey...
870
00:56:00,941 --> 00:56:02,860
Let me run through the rules of this game
871
00:56:08,657 --> 00:56:09,742
Master...
872
00:56:09,825 --> 00:56:12,578
Don't you think you're doing a bit too much?
873
00:56:23,172 --> 00:56:24,465
You haven't eaten yet
874
00:56:24,548 --> 00:56:25,758
Can't you do it harder?
875
00:56:25,841 --> 00:56:27,176
Is that it?
876
00:56:56,288 --> 00:56:57,456
Out of the way!
877
00:57:00,709 --> 00:57:01,961
Danger!
878
00:57:34,535 --> 00:57:35,911
Red Boy
879
00:57:35,995 --> 00:57:37,288
Monkey
880
00:57:37,371 --> 00:57:38,998
You show your true face at last
881
00:57:39,540 --> 00:57:41,500
I saw from the start
there's something odd about you
882
00:57:41,584 --> 00:57:42,251
According to legend...
883
00:57:42,334 --> 00:57:44,420
You own the long Firecloud Spear
884
00:57:44,503 --> 00:57:45,254
And move on...
885
00:57:45,421 --> 00:57:47,548
The flaming Golden Wheel! Well met!
886
00:57:49,216 --> 00:57:50,718
So you're the Monkey King...
887
00:57:51,010 --> 00:57:52,386
...who has great strengths
888
00:57:52,553 --> 00:57:53,512
Show your senior...
889
00:57:53,596 --> 00:57:54,847
...the best you can do
890
00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:23,501
Playing foul?
891
00:58:25,794 --> 00:58:27,129
You ain't seen nothin' yet
892
00:58:38,933 --> 00:58:40,559
Master, over here
893
00:59:34,321 --> 00:59:36,156
Three-tier Fire!
894
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,158
Take that!
895
01:00:32,087 --> 01:00:33,005
The palace...
896
01:00:33,088 --> 01:00:35,758
It's in ruins
897
01:00:37,551 --> 01:00:40,095
Ruins...
898
01:00:40,929 --> 01:00:42,139
Stupid monkey...
899
01:00:42,222 --> 01:00:43,140
Don't hide!
900
01:00:43,641 --> 01:00:45,225
Come out to face me
901
01:02:19,403 --> 01:02:20,654
My turn!
902
01:02:32,583 --> 01:02:33,667
Help!
903
01:02:34,626 --> 01:02:35,961
Help!
904
01:02:36,670 --> 01:02:37,963
What happened?
905
01:02:38,046 --> 01:02:40,424
Was there an earthquake?
906
01:02:41,258 --> 01:02:42,009
Your Majesty...
907
01:02:44,470 --> 01:02:45,554
Wait
908
01:02:47,514 --> 01:02:48,557
Let me do it
909
01:03:03,447 --> 01:03:05,032
What a cute little monster
910
01:03:06,158 --> 01:03:08,410
I've subdued it, keep it as a souvenir
911
01:03:08,494 --> 01:03:10,704
I will chant sutras day and night
912
01:03:10,954 --> 01:03:12,664
Until its evil nature is defeated
913
01:03:13,165 --> 01:03:14,666
I'll do my best
914
01:03:17,628 --> 01:03:18,837
The king...
915
01:03:20,756 --> 01:03:22,174
Your Majesty!
916
01:03:28,263 --> 01:03:29,640
Thank you, your reverences
917
01:03:29,723 --> 01:03:32,017
We have our real king back at last
918
01:03:32,100 --> 01:03:34,353
We've prepared lavish gifts for you
919
01:03:34,436 --> 01:03:35,604
See for yourselves
920
01:03:48,951 --> 01:03:51,578
The palace's 3000 beauties
921
01:03:51,662 --> 01:03:53,080
Choose which you like
922
01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:53,747
All for me?
923
01:03:53,831 --> 01:03:56,708
Too few? You can have the throne too
924
01:03:56,792 --> 01:03:58,293
Calm down, Your Majesty
925
01:03:59,127 --> 01:04:00,838
His Majesty is offering...
926
01:04:01,088 --> 01:04:03,549
Ladies-in-waiting for your journey
927
01:04:03,757 --> 01:04:04,633
So it is
928
01:04:04,716 --> 01:04:06,635
I'm grateful for his generosity, but I...
929
01:04:06,718 --> 01:04:08,554
You think we're the types
to accept such a gift?
930
01:04:08,637 --> 01:04:10,472
Women make us seriously ill
931
01:04:10,556 --> 01:04:11,473
Put me in change of them...
932
01:04:11,557 --> 01:04:13,267
And see how badly I treat them all
933
01:04:14,142 --> 01:04:15,060
Come on, the fish is getting very dry
934
01:04:15,143 --> 01:04:16,270
Put that to good use
935
01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:18,230
Your saliva smells bad
936
01:04:18,313 --> 01:04:19,314
Don't be picky
937
01:04:19,398 --> 01:04:21,108
Better than nothing
938
01:04:22,442 --> 01:04:24,319
It's good to have someone for help
939
01:04:24,403 --> 01:04:25,821
- Please pick one or two
- Yes
940
01:04:26,154 --> 01:04:29,408
Don't fight with me,
I'll handle them one by one
941
01:04:29,825 --> 01:04:31,994
If Your Majesty insists on repaying us...
942
01:04:32,077 --> 01:04:33,078
Maybe I can suggest something?
943
01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:35,706
Could you free these ladies?
944
01:04:35,956 --> 01:04:36,874
Sure, no problem
945
01:04:36,957 --> 01:04:39,459
Anyone who wants to leave can leave
946
01:04:39,543 --> 01:04:42,588
No blame attached, you have my word
947
01:04:43,088 --> 01:04:44,673
Your Majesty, so...
948
01:04:44,756 --> 01:04:45,549
I feel like crying
949
01:04:45,632 --> 01:04:48,093
All those women in my harem
are ugly-looking gluttons
950
01:04:48,176 --> 01:04:49,177
They eat really a lot
951
01:04:49,261 --> 01:04:52,931
They eat 7 meals a day, better send them away
952
01:04:53,140 --> 01:04:54,391
You can go, you're free
953
01:04:54,474 --> 01:04:55,559
Are you out of your mind?
954
01:04:55,642 --> 01:04:56,560
Being imperial concubines is just fine
955
01:04:56,643 --> 01:04:57,728
Why would we want to leave?
956
01:04:57,811 --> 01:04:59,897
Damned bald monk, who do you think you are?
957
01:04:59,980 --> 01:05:01,273
If you stir thing up, we'll sort you out!
958
01:05:01,982 --> 01:05:03,191
You think we're vain?
959
01:05:03,567 --> 01:05:05,777
Damn you, we're here for love!
960
01:05:05,861 --> 01:05:07,779
Monk Tang, get out! Protect our love!
961
01:05:08,030 --> 01:05:10,240
Monk Tang, get out! Protect our love!
962
01:05:10,324 --> 01:05:12,743
Monk Tang, get out! Protect our love!
963
01:05:12,826 --> 01:05:14,661
Monk Tang, get out! Protect our love!
964
01:05:15,203 --> 01:05:17,831
See how they love you?
965
01:05:18,790 --> 01:05:20,667
I'll crush your balls
966
01:05:20,918 --> 01:05:22,252
- I'm sorry...
- Sparing on effort!
967
01:05:22,628 --> 01:05:25,255
Calm down, you can all stay
968
01:05:28,717 --> 01:05:31,053
I want to die
969
01:05:37,476 --> 01:05:39,311
That one...
970
01:05:40,103 --> 01:05:41,188
You...You...
971
01:05:41,271 --> 01:05:42,147
- Me?
- Yes!
972
01:05:42,230 --> 01:05:45,150
The one in black behind you
973
01:05:45,233 --> 01:05:47,653
How come I've never seen you before?
974
01:05:47,736 --> 01:05:49,446
This lady is a newcomer
975
01:05:49,529 --> 01:05:51,323
She's a songstress
976
01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:55,577
What's your name?
977
01:05:56,995 --> 01:05:58,789
Felicity
978
01:05:58,956 --> 01:06:00,415
Since you're a songstress...
979
01:06:00,582 --> 01:06:02,584
Give us a quick song
980
01:06:02,668 --> 01:06:04,920
To send the Masters on their way
981
01:06:06,171 --> 01:06:07,297
Yes, sire
982
01:06:24,398 --> 01:06:26,066
Fatso, am I afraid of you?
983
01:06:48,755 --> 01:06:50,799
"Yesterday, today"
984
01:06:50,882 --> 01:06:54,678
"The past has slipped away"
985
01:06:57,097 --> 01:06:59,016
"Without make-up..."
986
01:06:59,099 --> 01:07:03,895
"...colors fade"
987
01:07:04,354 --> 01:07:08,191
"All through history..."
988
01:07:09,109 --> 01:07:12,654
"...love endures"
989
01:07:12,738 --> 01:07:16,116
"Your love awaits your return"
990
01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:20,120
"Wandering beyond the clouds"
991
01:07:22,164 --> 01:07:24,875
"Love-sickness..."
992
01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:27,794
"...begets sorrow"
993
01:07:29,838 --> 01:07:32,966
"In this world..."
994
01:07:33,050 --> 01:07:37,596
"...fate is immutable"
995
01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:41,099
"Let it go"
996
01:07:41,683 --> 01:07:46,521
"We cannot be together"
997
01:07:46,605 --> 01:07:53,361
"Is this truly our destiny?"
998
01:07:58,533 --> 01:08:01,661
Splendid! Her artistry is magnificent
999
01:08:13,548 --> 01:08:14,508
Master...
1000
01:08:15,717 --> 01:08:16,301
What is it?
1001
01:08:17,469 --> 01:08:19,596
His Majesty asks
if you'd like to have Felicity...
1002
01:08:19,679 --> 01:08:20,680
...for your travels?
1003
01:08:20,764 --> 01:08:21,807
Out of the question!
1004
01:08:21,932 --> 01:08:24,017
I go to the west
to find sutras and cultivate myself
1005
01:08:24,392 --> 01:08:25,769
She couldn't make such an arduous journey
1006
01:08:26,937 --> 01:08:29,147
I have burned incense and prayed to Buddha
1007
01:08:29,231 --> 01:08:30,607
I am a devout Buddhist
1008
01:08:30,690 --> 01:08:33,110
We must brave the elements with little to eat
1009
01:08:33,235 --> 01:08:35,654
A young woman couldn't endure it
1010
01:08:35,946 --> 01:08:37,197
I'm not afraid
1011
01:08:37,531 --> 01:08:39,032
My family was poor
1012
01:08:39,116 --> 01:08:41,576
I've done household chores since I was young
1013
01:08:41,660 --> 01:08:43,787
I'm accustomed to hardship
1014
01:08:43,870 --> 01:08:44,579
Wonderful!
1015
01:08:44,663 --> 01:08:46,289
What touching words
1016
01:08:46,373 --> 01:08:47,958
This songstress...
1017
01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:50,919
She can sing, dance, cook and wash
1018
01:08:51,169 --> 01:08:55,090
What a resource, at home and on travels
1019
01:08:55,173 --> 01:08:55,924
Still...
1020
01:08:56,133 --> 01:08:58,426
Master, you really don't want her?
1021
01:08:59,386 --> 01:09:00,137
I don't
1022
01:09:01,763 --> 01:09:03,181
You won't regret it?
1023
01:09:03,557 --> 01:09:04,307
No regrets
1024
01:09:04,599 --> 01:09:08,019
Master, please take time to reflect
1025
01:09:08,103 --> 01:09:09,396
I'll ask you once again
1026
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:10,689
You don't want her?
1027
01:09:11,189 --> 01:09:11,731
I don't
1028
01:09:11,815 --> 01:09:13,817
You must be kidding! Such a charming girl!
1029
01:09:13,900 --> 01:09:16,736
Why don't you want her? You're weird!
1030
01:09:17,195 --> 01:09:18,113
Minister...
1031
01:09:18,196 --> 01:09:20,240
Please arrange this
1032
01:09:20,323 --> 01:09:23,994
I want the girl sent to my chambers ASAP
1033
01:09:26,371 --> 01:09:27,539
Your Majesty...
1034
01:09:33,795 --> 01:09:36,089
We'll take our leave now
1035
01:09:41,761 --> 01:09:43,013
Attendants, see them out
1036
01:09:43,096 --> 01:09:44,139
Help them with the fish too
1037
01:09:44,222 --> 01:09:45,473
Come with me
1038
01:10:28,475 --> 01:10:29,643
When you've suffered pain...
1039
01:10:30,352 --> 01:10:32,187
...you know the pain of all sentient beings
1040
01:10:33,730 --> 01:10:34,898
When you've insisted...
1041
01:10:35,398 --> 01:10:36,733
...you know how to let go
1042
01:10:38,818 --> 01:10:39,945
When you've cared for others...
1043
01:10:41,112 --> 01:10:42,822
...you know how to move on
1044
01:10:44,991 --> 01:10:46,785
That's what spiritual attainment is all about
1045
01:10:48,620 --> 01:10:49,746
But me...
1046
01:10:51,122 --> 01:10:52,666
I'm just an ordinary man
1047
01:10:56,878 --> 01:10:57,963
Your Majesty...
1048
01:10:58,046 --> 01:11:00,215
The Master is back again
1049
01:11:04,135 --> 01:11:06,429
Master, you have broken your journey
1050
01:11:06,513 --> 01:11:08,348
What trouble did you encounter?
1051
01:11:08,556 --> 01:11:10,183
I've been pondering
1052
01:11:10,267 --> 01:11:11,226
I don't think I should reject...
1053
01:11:11,309 --> 01:11:12,978
...Your Majesty's great generosity
1054
01:11:13,061 --> 01:11:16,064
Please allow Felicity to join me on my journey
1055
01:11:17,524 --> 01:11:19,150
You can do that, right?
1056
01:11:21,611 --> 01:11:22,529
I can, but...
1057
01:11:22,612 --> 01:11:23,488
But what?
1058
01:11:23,571 --> 01:11:26,574
I had my way with Felicity
1059
01:11:29,411 --> 01:11:31,746
Tell you what...Choose someone else
1060
01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:36,668
Master...
1061
01:11:36,751 --> 01:11:39,087
I sympathize, but there's nothing I can do
1062
01:11:41,464 --> 01:11:44,134
You mean...But I don't mind
1063
01:11:45,593 --> 01:11:47,470
Your Majesty has favored Felicity
1064
01:11:47,554 --> 01:11:48,805
That makes me all the more honored
1065
01:11:48,888 --> 01:11:50,140
You don't mind?
1066
01:11:50,682 --> 01:11:51,891
Definitely not
1067
01:11:51,975 --> 01:11:53,435
You don't mind...
1068
01:11:53,518 --> 01:11:55,478
But I mind
1069
01:11:58,732 --> 01:12:00,692
The fact of the matter is...
1070
01:12:00,775 --> 01:12:02,777
Felicity resisted him last night
1071
01:12:02,861 --> 01:12:04,487
She refuses to be a concubine
1072
01:12:04,571 --> 01:12:07,324
She says she'd rather die than
be forced into it
1073
01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:09,659
Then...
1074
01:12:09,743 --> 01:12:10,952
Yes!
1075
01:12:11,036 --> 01:12:12,120
I lied to you
1076
01:12:12,203 --> 01:12:13,830
So what?
1077
01:12:13,913 --> 01:12:16,833
Yesterday I asked you eight times...
1078
01:12:16,916 --> 01:12:18,376
And you refused
1079
01:12:18,460 --> 01:12:21,254
Now you come back and change your mind
1080
01:12:21,338 --> 01:12:24,341
How reckless!
1081
01:12:24,883 --> 01:12:26,468
Don't get worked up
1082
01:12:26,551 --> 01:12:28,219
Put down the drum
1083
01:12:28,303 --> 01:12:29,721
All the women in the harem...
1084
01:12:30,263 --> 01:12:33,016
...look like they've been struck by lightning
1085
01:12:33,099 --> 01:12:35,518
But this one is good-looking
1086
01:12:35,602 --> 01:12:37,937
You won't grant me this one morsel?
1087
01:12:38,021 --> 01:12:38,813
That's right
1088
01:12:38,897 --> 01:12:40,440
You bastard!
1089
01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:43,902
Now that Master has made up his mind
1090
01:12:43,985 --> 01:12:45,779
And since Felicity refuses to be a concubine
1091
01:12:45,862 --> 01:12:48,031
Let's move towards a happy ending
1092
01:12:48,907 --> 01:12:49,657
Attendants
1093
01:12:49,741 --> 01:12:51,284
Fetch Felicity
1094
01:12:51,826 --> 01:12:53,328
Thank you, Your Majesty
1095
01:13:35,453 --> 01:13:36,162
Master
1096
01:13:36,246 --> 01:13:37,288
Drink some water
1097
01:13:39,833 --> 01:13:40,917
You first
1098
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,127
Thank you
1099
01:13:45,380 --> 01:13:47,048
Monkey, what are you doing?
1100
01:13:47,132 --> 01:13:48,341
Taking a leak!
1101
01:13:48,591 --> 01:13:50,552
In front of a girl? What's got into you?
1102
01:13:50,635 --> 01:13:52,303
Go over there!
1103
01:13:53,888 --> 01:13:55,432
- Felicity...
- Master, come with me
1104
01:13:56,349 --> 01:13:57,475
I don't need to go
1105
01:13:57,559 --> 01:13:58,643
Yes, you do!
1106
01:13:58,726 --> 01:13:59,769
Come
1107
01:14:01,479 --> 01:14:03,106
One moment, I'll be right back
1108
01:14:05,150 --> 01:14:06,359
My dear...
1109
01:14:07,110 --> 01:14:08,153
Who are you?
1110
01:14:08,611 --> 01:14:10,113
I'm Second Brother
1111
01:14:10,196 --> 01:14:12,991
Isn't my true face...Completely irresistible?
1112
01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:15,618
Sometimes...
1113
01:14:16,453 --> 01:14:19,038
When I look in the mirror, my beauty stuns me
1114
01:14:19,456 --> 01:14:20,081
Second Brother...
1115
01:14:20,665 --> 01:14:22,250
Brother Monkey is watching you
1116
01:14:22,625 --> 01:14:24,085
So I can't look in the mirror
1117
01:14:24,169 --> 01:14:25,378
When I accidentally do...
1118
01:14:27,589 --> 01:14:29,841
I would feel dizzy
1119
01:14:40,101 --> 01:14:41,519
Extreme!
1120
01:14:41,603 --> 01:14:44,063
Mistress, go get a whip
1121
01:14:44,355 --> 01:14:46,274
Lash me, correct me...
1122
01:14:46,357 --> 01:14:49,319
Insult me, beat me, punish me...
1123
01:14:51,029 --> 01:14:52,322
You're laughing at me
1124
01:14:55,074 --> 01:14:56,618
You're coughing, Third Brother
1125
01:14:56,701 --> 01:14:58,119
Drink some water
1126
01:14:59,579 --> 01:15:01,664
What's blocking your nose?
1127
01:15:17,263 --> 01:15:18,056
That's more comfortable!
1128
01:15:18,431 --> 01:15:21,059
So you get back human form when you sneeze
1129
01:15:21,142 --> 01:15:23,853
You should've said, it's hard work pulling you
1130
01:15:24,812 --> 01:15:26,439
Master
1131
01:15:26,523 --> 01:15:29,025
Try to pee just a little even
if you don't want to
1132
01:15:29,108 --> 01:15:30,527
Make a puddle to look at your reflection
1133
01:15:34,447 --> 01:15:36,449
I'm handsome, does that bother you?
1134
01:15:36,866 --> 01:15:39,369
You're not, you don't even have hair
1135
01:15:39,994 --> 01:15:41,329
Felicity is quite good-looking
1136
01:15:41,412 --> 01:15:42,789
Why did she pass up being a queen...
1137
01:15:42,872 --> 01:15:44,582
To follow you instead?
1138
01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:46,834
What's on your mind?
1139
01:15:47,001 --> 01:15:49,796
She's actually a demon, she plans to eat you
1140
01:15:51,631 --> 01:15:53,132
Don't do that!
1141
01:15:55,218 --> 01:15:57,595
Why didn't you tell me this earlier?
1142
01:15:58,680 --> 01:16:00,265
There are many kinds of demon
1143
01:16:00,348 --> 01:16:01,933
Some are easy to spot
1144
01:16:02,016 --> 01:16:04,936
Others aren't easy at all
1145
01:16:07,981 --> 01:16:09,399
So you have no proof
1146
01:16:10,358 --> 01:16:12,277
It's not hard to check
1147
01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,153
You've let her looks blind you
1148
01:16:14,237 --> 01:16:15,947
Get on her case
1149
01:16:16,197 --> 01:16:17,532
Do I have to tell you how?
1150
01:16:17,615 --> 01:16:19,534
Aren't you a professional demon-hunter?
1151
01:16:44,058 --> 01:16:45,184
What are you looking for?
1152
01:16:45,393 --> 01:16:46,603
A mirror
1153
01:16:47,103 --> 01:16:48,313
I have one
1154
01:16:52,442 --> 01:16:53,735
Thank you
1155
01:16:55,194 --> 01:16:56,988
What a shining bronze mirror!
1156
01:17:01,576 --> 01:17:02,619
Doesn't it work?
1157
01:17:03,703 --> 01:17:04,579
It's fine
1158
01:17:09,751 --> 01:17:11,085
Have you finished?
1159
01:17:11,711 --> 01:17:13,212
I'll help comb your hair
1160
01:17:23,181 --> 01:17:24,557
What are you doing?
1161
01:17:25,725 --> 01:17:27,060
A demon's blood will vaporize...
1162
01:17:27,143 --> 01:17:28,436
...on the mirror
1163
01:17:30,647 --> 01:17:31,397
That's impossible!
1164
01:17:31,481 --> 01:17:32,523
Nothing happened
1165
01:17:32,815 --> 01:17:34,233
Shut it, demon-hunter
1166
01:17:34,317 --> 01:17:36,194
- Let's calm down
- Where are you from?
1167
01:17:36,277 --> 01:17:37,737
I'm from Rivermouth Village
1168
01:17:38,488 --> 01:17:39,072
Rivermouth Village
1169
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:40,448
It's on the other side of that hill
1170
01:17:40,531 --> 01:17:42,075
I dare you to take me there
1171
01:17:42,158 --> 01:17:43,660
I've never known a demon with a family
1172
01:17:43,743 --> 01:17:44,952
I'll go!
1173
01:17:47,455 --> 01:17:50,124
"Rivermouth Village"
1174
01:17:54,462 --> 01:17:57,048
Felicity, it's so long since you visited us
1175
01:17:57,131 --> 01:18:00,301
Ma, I'm following a monk west to find sutras
1176
01:18:02,011 --> 01:18:03,888
See how nice her family is?
1177
01:18:03,971 --> 01:18:05,640
You'd better apologize to them now
1178
01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:07,975
Apologize? Dream on!
1179
01:18:16,359 --> 01:18:17,485
Dad!
1180
01:18:22,699 --> 01:18:25,118
Demon girl, you hired a big supporting cast
1181
01:18:25,201 --> 01:18:26,035
No expense spared
1182
01:18:26,119 --> 01:18:28,037
I don't know what the misunderstanding is
1183
01:18:28,121 --> 01:18:29,414
But please let my mother go
1184
01:18:29,497 --> 01:18:31,374
Spare the lives of my family
1185
01:18:31,541 --> 01:18:34,127
Don't be rash! Let her go
1186
01:18:34,210 --> 01:18:35,253
Ma
1187
01:18:35,628 --> 01:18:37,964
Brother Monkey, Master likes this young woman
1188
01:18:38,047 --> 01:18:38,923
But he still loves you too
1189
01:18:39,507 --> 01:18:41,008
Don't be jealous
1190
01:18:41,592 --> 01:18:42,677
Jealous?
1191
01:18:43,886 --> 01:18:45,430
Will you shut up?
1192
01:18:48,725 --> 01:18:50,852
Ma, Run
1193
01:18:52,186 --> 01:18:54,147
How many times must I tell you?
1194
01:18:54,230 --> 01:18:55,440
This woman is really a demon
1195
01:18:55,523 --> 01:18:56,649
They're in league to do you harm
1196
01:18:56,733 --> 01:18:58,109
They're a family, three generations!
1197
01:18:58,443 --> 01:19:00,361
And you keep slandering them!
1198
01:19:01,028 --> 01:19:02,864
You're the one doing harm
1199
01:19:02,947 --> 01:19:04,157
You're the demon
1200
01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:06,617
So you believe her rather than me?
1201
01:19:06,826 --> 01:19:07,910
Yes
1202
01:19:07,994 --> 01:19:08,786
Fine
1203
01:19:08,995 --> 01:19:10,163
Then I'll kill her
1204
01:19:16,878 --> 01:19:18,963
How dare you smite me as a demon?
1205
01:19:19,589 --> 01:19:20,757
All the women that I like
1206
01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:22,133
Such as Miss Duan before her
1207
01:19:22,216 --> 01:19:23,634
You want to kill them all?
1208
01:19:24,385 --> 01:19:25,928
He finally said it
1209
01:19:30,141 --> 01:19:32,226
So you haven't forgotten
1210
01:19:32,310 --> 01:19:33,895
Of course I remember
1211
01:19:34,061 --> 01:19:35,021
I'll always remember
1212
01:19:35,104 --> 01:19:37,607
The way you beat her, beat her to death!
1213
01:19:38,483 --> 01:19:40,151
I thought you were
really treating me as a brother
1214
01:19:40,651 --> 01:19:41,652
Brother?
1215
01:19:42,069 --> 01:19:44,614
Since I'm stuck with
a mad killer like you, day in, day out...
1216
01:19:44,697 --> 01:19:47,617
...I have to pretend to get along with you!
1217
01:19:47,700 --> 01:19:49,827
If you died ten times, it wouldn't be enough
1218
01:19:49,911 --> 01:19:52,163
I wish you'd go to hell and be damned forever
1219
01:19:52,246 --> 01:19:53,206
I see
1220
01:19:53,581 --> 01:19:55,208
If you're not my friend in this world...
1221
01:19:55,750 --> 01:19:57,418
You're my enemy
1222
01:19:58,586 --> 01:19:59,962
We've been enemies all along
1223
01:20:00,588 --> 01:20:01,714
Get out!
1224
01:20:02,089 --> 01:20:04,717
Go away as far as possible,
while I'm in a good mood
1225
01:20:05,843 --> 01:20:07,386
So you're in a good mood?
1226
01:20:07,470 --> 01:20:09,096
Listen, all of you
1227
01:20:09,305 --> 01:20:11,599
For all the demon I killed...
1228
01:20:11,682 --> 01:20:12,642
...on this journey...
1229
01:20:12,725 --> 01:20:14,268
I did it for him
1230
01:20:14,727 --> 01:20:16,813
My constant headaches...
1231
01:20:16,896 --> 01:20:18,689
The lash-scars all over my body...
1232
01:20:18,815 --> 01:20:20,775
That's all his doing
1233
01:20:21,317 --> 01:20:22,652
Whatever I owed him...
1234
01:20:22,735 --> 01:20:24,403
I've repaid it in full
1235
01:20:24,779 --> 01:20:27,615
Whatever he owes me, no need to repay
1236
01:20:28,115 --> 01:20:30,284
From now on, our master-disciple bond...
1237
01:20:30,368 --> 01:20:31,786
...is at an end!
1238
01:20:33,329 --> 01:20:34,747
- Brother Monkey!
- Let him go
1239
01:20:42,964 --> 01:20:43,923
Dad
1240
01:21:08,614 --> 01:21:10,032
Felicity, how's your family?
1241
01:21:10,116 --> 01:21:13,244
They're recovering, they'll be fine
1242
01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:17,164
Please don't blame yourself
1243
01:21:17,331 --> 01:21:19,292
Who's Miss Duan?
1244
01:21:23,087 --> 01:21:25,006
Miss Duan was also a demon-hunter
1245
01:21:25,882 --> 01:21:28,301
We faced life or death struggles together
1246
01:21:28,759 --> 01:21:29,927
I loved her a lot
1247
01:21:30,553 --> 01:21:32,763
But I dared not admit it
1248
01:21:33,556 --> 01:21:34,432
Until the day I saw...
1249
01:21:34,515 --> 01:21:35,892
...the way Monkey beat her
1250
01:21:35,975 --> 01:21:37,393
Beat her to death
1251
01:21:37,894 --> 01:21:39,312
And then it was too late
1252
01:21:40,271 --> 01:21:41,772
I let her down
1253
01:21:42,648 --> 01:21:45,276
And if you meet someone else you like...
1254
01:21:45,359 --> 01:21:46,944
...will you let her down again?
1255
01:21:53,993 --> 01:21:56,537
I never wanted too much from life
1256
01:21:57,580 --> 01:21:59,498
Just find the right man...
1257
01:22:00,291 --> 01:22:03,669
Get married, have a baby...
1258
01:22:04,670 --> 01:22:06,797
Settle down
1259
01:22:10,509 --> 01:22:11,677
I've found that man...
1260
01:22:12,053 --> 01:22:13,262
It's you
1261
01:22:36,410 --> 01:22:37,620
Master, it's a crisis!
1262
01:22:37,703 --> 01:22:38,621
Brother Monkey has gone mad
1263
01:22:38,704 --> 01:22:41,165
He killed everyone in sight,
we couldn't stop him!
1264
01:22:52,885 --> 01:22:54,011
Pigsy, Sandy...
1265
01:22:54,095 --> 01:22:55,304
See if anyone can be saved
1266
01:22:55,388 --> 01:22:57,056
Ma!Dad!
1267
01:23:06,732 --> 01:23:09,360
Dad! Ma!
1268
01:23:09,902 --> 01:23:12,738
You can smile after killing so many?
1269
01:23:12,822 --> 01:23:14,407
You're possessed by the devil
1270
01:23:15,157 --> 01:23:17,326
Those I killed were all demons
1271
01:23:18,119 --> 01:23:19,495
So I won't waste words
1272
01:23:19,578 --> 01:23:20,871
You don't believe anything I say
1273
01:23:22,248 --> 01:23:23,374
I'll kill the last one
1274
01:23:23,457 --> 01:23:24,667
And have done with it
1275
01:23:27,795 --> 01:23:28,629
Don't force me
1276
01:23:28,713 --> 01:23:30,965
You'll give your life to protect a demon?
1277
01:23:31,340 --> 01:23:32,633
I won't let you hurt any more...
1278
01:23:32,717 --> 01:23:34,093
...of the people I love
1279
01:23:34,385 --> 01:23:36,595
You're possessed! Out of my way!
1280
01:23:39,390 --> 01:23:40,182
That's enough!
1281
01:23:41,642 --> 01:23:42,518
Enough?
1282
01:23:42,601 --> 01:23:44,562
You want to die, so be my guest
1283
01:23:44,854 --> 01:23:47,356
"Child, child, why..."
1284
01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:49,817
"Child, child..."
1285
01:23:49,900 --> 01:23:51,986
"Why are you so bad?"
1286
01:23:52,278 --> 01:23:54,071
I'll sing it for you
1287
01:23:57,241 --> 01:23:57,992
Buddha's Palm?
1288
01:24:02,413 --> 01:24:04,415
Buddha's Palm? Still pretending!
1289
01:24:04,498 --> 01:24:05,750
You can't do it!
1290
01:24:09,795 --> 01:24:12,256
Don't believe me, asshole?
1291
01:24:15,676 --> 01:24:16,802
No!
1292
01:24:16,886 --> 01:24:18,971
Please don't strike your Master
1293
01:24:19,055 --> 01:24:21,223
Stop, I beg you
1294
01:24:23,851 --> 01:24:25,436
That's very touching
1295
01:24:25,519 --> 01:24:26,896
I'll kill you first
1296
01:24:36,655 --> 01:24:38,741
Baldy, you're worth nothing
1297
01:24:39,742 --> 01:24:42,536
Don't hit him!
1298
01:24:42,620 --> 01:24:44,830
I'll admit it, I'm a demon
1299
01:24:45,956 --> 01:24:46,665
I'm a demon
1300
01:24:46,749 --> 01:24:49,168
My real form is a skeleton
1301
01:24:49,335 --> 01:24:51,545
I conjured up the illusion of this village
1302
01:24:52,296 --> 01:24:53,756
You need to hear her say it again?
1303
01:24:53,839 --> 01:24:57,551
My beloved and I
were waylaid by mountain brigands
1304
01:24:57,802 --> 01:25:00,930
My love abandoned me and fled
1305
01:25:01,013 --> 01:25:02,014
I was horribly abused
1306
01:25:04,850 --> 01:25:07,728
The brigands raped me and left me to die
1307
01:25:09,188 --> 01:25:11,524
I turned into a heap of bones
1308
01:25:11,607 --> 01:25:14,068
But my grievances have never died
1309
01:25:19,740 --> 01:25:22,201
In truth, I'm nothing but bones
1310
01:25:24,036 --> 01:25:25,246
I'm sorry
1311
01:26:09,707 --> 01:26:11,667
Heavens! Master is dead!
We can forget those sutras!
1312
01:26:11,792 --> 01:26:13,127
Hurray!
1313
01:26:42,281 --> 01:26:43,866
Case closed!
1314
01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:46,076
Minister, you're so great!
1315
01:26:47,953 --> 01:26:49,997
You had provoked Monkey's demonic nature
1316
01:26:50,080 --> 01:26:51,790
He's even gobbled up his Master
1317
01:26:53,876 --> 01:26:56,045
See how Buddha rages in the western sky
1318
01:26:56,128 --> 01:26:57,338
Shut up!
1319
01:26:59,757 --> 01:27:02,259
I have a dream
1320
01:27:02,676 --> 01:27:03,594
I want all the world's liars
1321
01:27:03,677 --> 01:27:05,763
and monsters to show...
1322
01:27:05,846 --> 01:27:07,514
...their true colors
1323
01:27:08,849 --> 01:27:10,517
Felicity, no need to hide
1324
01:27:10,601 --> 01:27:12,519
Come on, show yourself
1325
01:27:12,811 --> 01:27:14,647
Your stratagem of sowing discord was smart
1326
01:27:15,189 --> 01:27:17,858
I know you have true feelings for the monk
1327
01:27:17,942 --> 01:27:19,944
You're following your heart
1328
01:27:20,527 --> 01:27:24,281
My very own path to supreme wisdom
1329
01:27:26,075 --> 01:27:28,994
So this is the legendary Monkey King?
1330
01:27:29,578 --> 01:27:31,163
So cute!
1331
01:27:31,247 --> 01:27:33,666
Like a banana?
1332
01:27:41,465 --> 01:27:44,426
Fine, we can adopt him as our pet
1333
01:27:45,094 --> 01:27:45,970
Why not!
1334
01:27:46,053 --> 01:27:46,845
Six hands
1335
01:27:46,929 --> 01:27:50,140
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
1336
01:27:52,726 --> 01:27:54,228
My turn!
1337
01:28:08,367 --> 01:28:10,160
King of demons?
1338
01:28:10,494 --> 01:28:12,288
All I did was cough
1339
01:28:12,371 --> 01:28:14,248
And you were terrified
1340
01:28:16,583 --> 01:28:17,626
I'm your new Master
1341
01:28:18,502 --> 01:28:20,087
You'd better obey me
1342
01:28:20,170 --> 01:28:21,922
Or you'll be spanked
1343
01:28:49,658 --> 01:28:51,577
So you're finally revealing your foxtail
1344
01:28:52,161 --> 01:28:53,120
My tail?
1345
01:28:53,203 --> 01:28:54,997
No, I keep it well hidden
1346
01:28:56,040 --> 01:28:57,166
Monk...
1347
01:28:57,541 --> 01:28:59,793
You're the one who stands exposed
1348
01:28:59,877 --> 01:29:01,962
All that canoodling with skeleton-demon here...
1349
01:29:02,629 --> 01:29:04,006
Worldly desires are back?
1350
01:29:04,214 --> 01:29:06,175
Felicity hasn't lost her virtues
1351
01:29:06,258 --> 01:29:08,969
I'll make it possible for her to reincarnate
1352
01:29:09,428 --> 01:29:10,471
Your stratagem is to sow discord
1353
01:29:10,846 --> 01:29:12,765
But we have a counter-stratagem
1354
01:29:12,931 --> 01:29:16,435
You thought we were fooled by Felicity
1355
01:29:16,518 --> 01:29:17,519
You thought she could sow discord...
1356
01:29:17,603 --> 01:29:19,605
...between Monkey and me
1357
01:29:19,938 --> 01:29:22,608
But you underestimated Monkey's vision
1358
01:29:22,691 --> 01:29:25,402
The skeleton-demon conjured up the village
1359
01:29:25,486 --> 01:29:26,653
We knew it at the beginning
1360
01:29:27,279 --> 01:29:30,491
And we pretended to be fooled by it,
as you hoped
1361
01:29:30,574 --> 01:29:32,785
We tricked you into revealing yourself
1362
01:29:32,868 --> 01:29:33,494
Minister...
1363
01:29:33,577 --> 01:29:35,287
I'll tell you one more thing
1364
01:29:35,746 --> 01:29:37,623
I'm actually very wise!
1365
01:29:43,962 --> 01:29:45,547
Wise?
1366
01:29:45,631 --> 01:29:48,050
Comfort yourself with your illusions
1367
01:29:49,676 --> 01:29:52,346
Let's see what you can do to me
1368
01:29:54,598 --> 01:29:55,724
Strike!
1369
01:29:56,433 --> 01:29:57,810
All right!
1370
01:30:43,689 --> 01:30:46,275
Master, grasp my tail
1371
01:30:50,487 --> 01:30:51,572
Felicity!
1372
01:30:51,655 --> 01:30:53,532
Take care! Stay clear!
1373
01:30:56,285 --> 01:30:58,620
I'm the Monkey King!
1374
01:30:58,954 --> 01:31:00,998
Demon, you cannot flee!
1375
01:31:07,463 --> 01:31:10,257
Bad monkey, he's such a stupid monk
1376
01:31:10,340 --> 01:31:12,050
Is it worth dying for him?
1377
01:31:13,010 --> 01:31:14,344
Master, she knows you too well
1378
01:31:14,428 --> 01:31:15,804
She says you're stupid
1379
01:31:15,971 --> 01:31:18,348
Don't listen to her, I'm very wise
1380
01:31:19,183 --> 01:31:20,350
See my moves
1381
01:31:20,893 --> 01:31:21,977
Ward me off?
1382
01:31:22,436 --> 01:31:23,604
You think you can?
1383
01:31:29,693 --> 01:31:30,903
Monkey...
1384
01:31:31,111 --> 01:31:32,654
Your nemesis is here!
1385
01:31:51,798 --> 01:31:53,050
Buddha!
1386
01:31:53,342 --> 01:31:56,303
Even Buddha is invited! Giving you real face!
1387
01:32:08,524 --> 01:32:09,733
It's not possible
1388
01:32:09,942 --> 01:32:11,151
It's an imposter
1389
01:32:11,235 --> 01:32:14,029
Yep, looks like he's had a nose and chin job
1390
01:32:14,112 --> 01:32:15,614
Monkey...
1391
01:32:16,198 --> 01:32:18,492
You've felt Buddha's power
1392
01:32:18,617 --> 01:32:20,285
Come closer for the full effect!
1393
01:32:22,829 --> 01:32:25,457
Fine, try my Anchoring Pole
1394
01:32:35,425 --> 01:32:38,470
No wave-swell can match the East Sea itself!
1395
01:33:04,246 --> 01:33:06,623
Master, shelter in my ear-lobe
1396
01:33:51,293 --> 01:33:52,544
Two Buddhas!
1397
01:34:27,162 --> 01:34:28,789
Monkey, Monkey...
1398
01:35:52,873 --> 01:35:55,000
Immortal gold vulture
1399
01:35:55,083 --> 01:35:57,502
You have cultivated yourself beside me
1400
01:35:58,545 --> 01:36:00,756
Yet you do not understand
1401
01:36:01,506 --> 01:36:05,260
No wonder you spread sophistry in the world
1402
01:36:06,720 --> 01:36:08,013
Lord Buddha
1403
01:36:08,096 --> 01:36:09,848
I live for you
1404
01:36:09,931 --> 01:36:12,893
I've been by your side for so many years
1405
01:36:13,393 --> 01:36:15,520
But did you ever notice me?
1406
01:36:15,771 --> 01:36:17,022
Say no more
1407
01:36:18,356 --> 01:36:21,318
Immortal gold vulture, show your true self
1408
01:37:01,066 --> 01:37:02,484
Try to stand, Felicity
1409
01:37:02,901 --> 01:37:04,611
I will try to exorcise your demonic traits
1410
01:37:06,321 --> 01:37:07,906
There's too much demon in me
1411
01:37:08,156 --> 01:37:09,741
Even if you save me...
1412
01:37:10,033 --> 01:37:12,202
I can't be sure I won't harm humans again
1413
01:37:12,702 --> 01:37:14,037
You conquer demons
1414
01:37:14,538 --> 01:37:15,914
And I am a demon
1415
01:37:16,331 --> 01:37:17,916
Free my soul
1416
01:37:20,961 --> 01:37:22,045
She's right
1417
01:37:22,504 --> 01:37:25,632
Her acrimony runs too deep, she has to burn
1418
01:37:28,176 --> 01:37:29,469
Felicity...
1419
01:37:30,262 --> 01:37:33,974
The greatest obstacle in the world is love
1420
01:37:36,768 --> 01:37:40,313
She...is always here in your heart
1421
01:37:40,397 --> 01:37:42,232
She fills it
1422
01:37:42,649 --> 01:37:43,900
If only...
1423
01:37:44,818 --> 01:37:48,822
I could...Remain as a trace in your memories...
1424
01:37:48,905 --> 01:37:50,240
I'll be content
1425
01:37:55,412 --> 01:37:56,746
Don't look at me
1426
01:37:56,830 --> 01:37:58,665
Clean up your own mess
1427
01:37:58,748 --> 01:38:01,126
I don't want you saying I've killed your girl
1428
01:38:01,877 --> 01:38:03,086
Let's go
1429
01:38:07,716 --> 01:38:09,092
The truth is...
1430
01:38:09,426 --> 01:38:11,553
I really have fallen for you
1431
01:38:13,013 --> 01:38:15,223
Do you like me at least a tiny bit?
1432
01:38:18,435 --> 01:38:19,603
Sorry...
1433
01:38:20,020 --> 01:38:21,396
My heart...
1434
01:38:22,022 --> 01:38:23,899
...has no space for anyone else
1435
01:38:25,567 --> 01:38:27,360
I'm so silly, aren't I?
1436
01:38:28,737 --> 01:38:29,905
I knew that
1437
01:38:30,155 --> 01:38:31,406
But I still asked
1438
01:38:35,994 --> 01:38:37,203
Felicity...
1439
01:38:39,581 --> 01:38:41,124
I'm going to send you on your way
1440
01:39:37,472 --> 01:39:39,474
Master, we should talk...
1441
01:39:39,557 --> 01:39:42,143
Did you ever have feelings for Felicity?
1442
01:39:44,479 --> 01:39:45,814
I'm asking you...
1443
01:39:46,231 --> 01:39:48,650
Did you ever have feelings for Felicity?
1444
01:39:50,485 --> 01:39:51,611
Of course not!
1445
01:39:51,695 --> 01:39:53,279
You're the only one in my heart
1446
01:39:53,655 --> 01:39:54,781
Only me?
1447
01:39:54,990 --> 01:39:55,865
Brother Monkey...
1448
01:39:55,949 --> 01:39:58,326
Your headband was once Miss Duan's
1449
01:39:58,410 --> 01:39:59,536
The memory of her still haunts Master
1450
01:39:59,619 --> 01:40:01,246
So he sometimes takes you for her
1451
01:40:01,329 --> 01:40:03,498
You can see it in his smile, look!
1452
01:40:04,124 --> 01:40:05,417
Impossible!
1453
01:40:08,044 --> 01:40:09,671
Really?
1454
01:40:11,006 --> 01:40:13,174
You don't trust even me?
1455
01:40:17,220 --> 01:40:20,390
So did she ever touch your heart?
1456
01:40:21,141 --> 01:40:24,060
Of course not, it's a meaningless question
1457
01:40:24,144 --> 01:40:25,687
Did you really think I'd say yes?
1458
01:40:25,770 --> 01:40:27,230
You women always ask the same question
1459
01:40:27,313 --> 01:40:29,482
So you did, you lowlife!
1460
01:40:29,733 --> 01:40:30,817
Lowlife!
1461
01:40:39,117 --> 01:40:41,036
This can't go on,
I'd better get back the headband
1462
01:40:41,119 --> 01:40:42,579
Or she'll ask again
1463
01:40:43,955 --> 01:40:45,206
What are you doing?
1464
01:40:45,582 --> 01:40:46,666
Give back the headband
1465
01:40:46,750 --> 01:40:48,626
Are you crazy? You gave it to me
1466
01:40:48,710 --> 01:40:51,004
It doesn't suit you, it makes you look awful
1467
01:40:51,087 --> 01:40:52,922
You should have said so before, you can have it
1468
01:40:53,006 --> 01:40:54,549
Hand it over! Why are you running off?
1469
01:40:54,632 --> 01:40:56,551
I said i will give back to you
and you don't trust me?
1470
01:40:56,634 --> 01:40:58,303
Stop talking, give back to me
1471
01:40:58,386 --> 01:40:59,262
I've given it to you
1472
01:40:59,345 --> 01:41:01,264
No, you just said you would
1473
01:41:01,347 --> 01:41:02,766
Right, I said I would
1474
01:41:02,849 --> 01:41:05,268
You said you would, but you haven't done so
1475
01:41:05,351 --> 01:41:06,853
Haven't I? Are you sure?
1476
01:41:06,936 --> 01:41:08,563
I'm sure! Believe me for once!
1477
01:41:08,646 --> 01:41:09,189
I don't
1478
01:47:57,889 --> 01:47:58,723
Let's go
1479
01:47:58,806 --> 01:48:00,683
Hang on, there's probably more
after the credits
1480
01:48:00,766 --> 01:48:02,768
No need to wait, there's no post-credits scene
1481
01:48:02,852 --> 01:48:04,437
Please be sure to take all your belongings
1482
01:48:04,520 --> 01:48:06,606
Exit on the right side, thank you
1483
01:48:07,106 --> 01:48:09,484
Hey, blockbusters always have
a post-credits scene!
1484
01:48:09,567 --> 01:48:11,194
This isn't a blockbuster
1485
01:48:11,277 --> 01:48:12,778
So there isn't one
1486
01:48:14,238 --> 01:48:15,531
I repeat
1487
01:48:15,615 --> 01:48:16,991
It's not a blockbuster
1488
01:48:17,283 --> 01:48:18,701
So there isn't one
1489
01:48:19,535 --> 01:48:21,120
If this were a blockbuster
1490
01:48:21,829 --> 01:48:23,122
There'd be one
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