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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,797 --> 00:00:05,799 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:31,593 --> 00:00:34,261 IF YOU HAD BEEN HERE AT THIS TIME YESTERDAY, 3 00:00:34,263 --> 00:00:36,697 YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN A MOST SPECTACULAR SIGHT. 4 00:00:36,699 --> 00:00:38,398 IT HAPPENED LIKE THIS: 5 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:40,868 EDITH AND I WERE ATTEMPTING TO BLOW UP 6 00:00:40,870 --> 00:00:42,603 A SAFE IN THE POLICE STATION, 7 00:00:42,605 --> 00:00:45,405 USING AN EXPLODING CHRISTMAS PUDDING. 8 00:00:45,407 --> 00:00:48,308 THE SAFE CONTAINED 16 BARS OF PURE GOLD, 9 00:00:48,310 --> 00:00:50,878 BELONGING TO GENERAL VON KLINKERHOFFEN. 10 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:53,180 JUST AFTER WE HAD LIT THE FUSE, 11 00:00:53,182 --> 00:00:55,716 THE SAFE WAS REMOVED BY CAPTAIN BERTORELLI, 12 00:00:55,718 --> 00:00:58,285 WHO PLACED IT IN LIEUTENANT GRUBER'S LITTLE TANK. 13 00:00:58,287 --> 00:01:01,021 TWO MINUTES LATER, THE SAFE EXPLODED, 14 00:01:01,023 --> 00:01:04,058 LEAVING LIEUTENANT GRUBER'S LITTLE TANK IN 1,000 PIECES. 15 00:01:04,060 --> 00:01:06,860 FORTUNATELY, YOU WILL BE PLEASED TO HEAR, 16 00:01:06,862 --> 00:01:09,362 LIEUTENANT GRUBER WAS NOT IN IT AT THE TIME, 17 00:01:09,364 --> 00:01:11,832 THE SOLE OCCUPANT BEING CAPTAIN BERTORELLI, 18 00:01:11,834 --> 00:01:14,201 WHO LOST HIS UNIFORM, 19 00:01:14,203 --> 00:01:16,036 THE FEATHERS FROM HIS HAT, 20 00:01:16,038 --> 00:01:18,038 AND HIS NO CLAIMS BONUS. 21 00:01:19,608 --> 00:01:22,309 GENERAL VON KLINKERHOFFEN MANAGED TO SALVAGE 22 00:01:22,311 --> 00:01:24,344 HIS GOLD FROM THE WRECKAGE, BUT, FORTUNATELY, 23 00:01:24,346 --> 00:01:26,680 HE DID NOT GET HIS HANDS ON THE FOUR GOLD BARS 24 00:01:26,682 --> 00:01:28,816 THAT I HAD STOLEN EARLIER. 25 00:01:28,818 --> 00:01:31,118 NOW, YOU WILL SEE, THAT WITH GREAT CUNNING, 26 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,520 I HAVE MELTED THEM DOWN IN THE KITCHEN, 27 00:01:33,522 --> 00:01:37,658 AND MOLDED THEM INTO A NEW WEIGHT FOR THE CUCKOO CLOCK. 28 00:01:37,660 --> 00:01:40,694 IT IS QUITE A BIT HEAVIER THAN THE OLD WEIGHT, 29 00:01:40,696 --> 00:01:43,163 BUT I DO NOT EXPECT THAT WILL MAKE MUCH DIFFERENCE. 30 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,936 ( bird chirping ) 31 00:01:48,938 --> 00:01:50,738 ( pendulum ticking ) 32 00:01:50,740 --> 00:01:53,907 PLEASE, TRY NOT TO DRAW ATTENTION TO YOURSELF! 33 00:02:02,050 --> 00:02:04,151 OH, RENE, LOOK! 34 00:02:04,153 --> 00:02:06,620 IS IT NOT BEAUTIFUL? 35 00:02:06,622 --> 00:02:08,188 I COULD NOT RESIST IT. 36 00:02:08,190 --> 00:02:09,657 IT WAS THE BEST ONE 37 00:02:09,659 --> 00:02:11,391 IN THE WINDOW OF MADAME LENARE. 38 00:02:11,393 --> 00:02:13,226 HOW MUCH DID IT COST? 39 00:02:13,228 --> 00:02:15,462 WHAT DOES IT MATTER, NOW THAT WE ARE RICH? 40 00:02:15,464 --> 00:02:18,165 RENE, I HAVE BEEN THINKING, 41 00:02:18,167 --> 00:02:20,167 WHY DO WE NOT BUY A NEW CAR? 42 00:02:20,169 --> 00:02:22,202 WHAT USE DO WE HAVE FOR A CAR? 43 00:02:22,204 --> 00:02:24,237 ANYWAY, WE HAVE AN OLD ONE, ROTTING IN THE SHED. 44 00:02:24,239 --> 00:02:26,373 BUT IT DOES NOT GO, 45 00:02:26,375 --> 00:02:28,776 AND I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN THINKING OF CHANGING IT. 46 00:02:28,778 --> 00:02:30,243 WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THIS? 47 00:02:30,245 --> 00:02:33,013 I HEARD YOU SAYING TO YVETTE ONLY LAST WEEK, 48 00:02:33,015 --> 00:02:35,849 "I CANNOT WAIT TO GET RID OF THE OLD BANGER." 49 00:02:38,887 --> 00:02:41,822 YES, I DID SAY THAT. IT IS TRUE. 50 00:02:41,824 --> 00:02:43,023 OH, RENE, 51 00:02:43,025 --> 00:02:44,858 IF WE HAD A NEW CAR, 52 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:47,460 WE COULD DRIVE IN IT TO THE SPANISH BORDER, 53 00:02:47,462 --> 00:02:49,596 BRIBE THE GUARD TO GET ACROSS, 54 00:02:49,598 --> 00:02:51,498 AND THEN FIND A LITTLE CASTLE ON A HILL, 55 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:53,500 AND SPEND THE REST OF OUR LIVES 56 00:02:53,502 --> 00:02:55,135 WRAPPED IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS. 57 00:02:55,137 --> 00:02:56,970 WHAT ABOUT MONSIEUR ALPHONSE, 58 00:02:56,972 --> 00:02:58,906 YOUR RICH UNDERTAKER FRIEND, EH? 59 00:02:58,908 --> 00:03:00,774 OH, RENE, 60 00:03:00,776 --> 00:03:03,143 IT WAS ALWAYS YOU THAT I LOVED. 61 00:03:03,145 --> 00:03:05,879 MONEY DOES NOT COME INTO IT. 62 00:03:05,881 --> 00:03:07,380 WHERE IS THE GOLD? 63 00:03:07,382 --> 00:03:10,084 IT IS BETTER THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW. 64 00:03:10,086 --> 00:03:12,820 ( cuckoo clock chirps rapidly ) 65 00:03:12,822 --> 00:03:15,989 HOW QUICKLY TIME PASSES WHEN YOU ARE ENJOYING YOURSELF. 66 00:03:15,991 --> 00:03:17,657 TONIGHT I AM GOING TO EMPLOY 67 00:03:17,659 --> 00:03:20,094 ALL MY FEMININE WILES TO WHEEDLE IT OUT OF YOU. 68 00:03:21,863 --> 00:03:23,430 ( register rings ) 69 00:03:23,432 --> 00:03:25,332 WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? 70 00:03:25,334 --> 00:03:27,534 I'M GOING TO BUY SOMETHING 71 00:03:27,536 --> 00:03:30,003 TO PERSUADE YOU TO TELL ME WHERE YOU HAVE HIDDEN THE GOLD. 72 00:03:30,005 --> 00:03:33,006 DO THEY SELL THUMBSCREWS IN NOUVION? 73 00:03:37,345 --> 00:03:39,446 IN THE WINDOW OF MADAME LENARE 74 00:03:39,448 --> 00:03:42,349 IS A SEE-THROUGH NIGHTDRESS. 75 00:03:43,785 --> 00:03:47,320 MY GOD, SHE IS MORE RUTHLESS THAN THE GESTAPO. 76 00:03:50,524 --> 00:03:53,593 RENE, LOOK! 77 00:03:53,595 --> 00:03:55,295 OHHH! 78 00:03:55,297 --> 00:03:58,031 NEW SILK STOCKINGS ON THE BLACK MARKET. 79 00:04:01,602 --> 00:04:03,337 THEY COST A FORTUNE 80 00:04:03,339 --> 00:04:05,839 BUT WHAT DOES IT MATTER, NOW THAT WE ARE RICH? 81 00:04:05,841 --> 00:04:07,441 WE WILL NOT BE RICH VERY LONG, 82 00:04:07,443 --> 00:04:09,476 IF YOU GO ON SPENDING IT LIKE THAT. 83 00:04:09,478 --> 00:04:11,111 OH, AND AT THE GARAGE, 84 00:04:11,113 --> 00:04:12,980 THERE IS A BEAUTIFUL MOTORCYCLE. 85 00:04:12,982 --> 00:04:15,182 WE COULD BUY IT, RIDE TO SWITZERLAND, 86 00:04:15,184 --> 00:04:18,485 LIVE IN A CHALET, HIGH IN THE MOUNTAINS, 87 00:04:18,487 --> 00:04:20,487 WRAPPED IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS 88 00:04:20,489 --> 00:04:23,423 AND OPEN A JOINT BANK ACCOUNT IN GENEVA. 89 00:04:23,425 --> 00:04:25,225 WHAT A ROMANTIC THOUGHT. 90 00:04:26,227 --> 00:04:27,894 RENE, 91 00:04:27,896 --> 00:04:29,896 WHERE HAVE YOU HIDDEN THE GOLD? 92 00:04:29,898 --> 00:04:32,165 ( cuckoo clock chirps ) 93 00:04:32,167 --> 00:04:34,501 IT IS BETTER THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW. 94 00:04:34,503 --> 00:04:36,169 TONIGHT, 95 00:04:36,171 --> 00:04:38,771 I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU IN THE AIRING CUPBOARD. 96 00:04:39,773 --> 00:04:41,708 THERE IS A SEE-THROUGH NIGHTDRESS 97 00:04:41,710 --> 00:04:43,576 IN THE WINDOW OF MADAME LENARE'S. 98 00:04:47,815 --> 00:04:51,284 I WILL BE WEARING IT. 99 00:04:51,286 --> 00:04:53,320 YOU HAD BETTER ORDER IT BY TELEPHONE. 100 00:04:56,424 --> 00:04:58,925 AH, COLONEL, LIEUTENANT GRUBER, HELGA, 101 00:04:58,927 --> 00:05:01,128 WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE LITTLE CAFE. 102 00:05:01,130 --> 00:05:03,630 WE HAVE COME TO HAVE A VERY SERIOUS TALK WITH YOU. 103 00:05:03,632 --> 00:05:04,631 SIT DOWN. 104 00:05:04,633 --> 00:05:06,133 YES, COLONEL. 105 00:05:07,135 --> 00:05:08,902 MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME. 106 00:05:08,904 --> 00:05:11,371 YVETTE, WINE FOR THE COLONEL. 107 00:05:11,373 --> 00:05:13,640 ( gasps ) WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 108 00:05:13,642 --> 00:05:16,243 "SOME OLD TROUT JUST BOUGHT IT"? 109 00:05:16,245 --> 00:05:17,511 YVETTE! WINE. 110 00:05:17,513 --> 00:05:19,879 OOOH, YES, RENE. 111 00:05:19,881 --> 00:05:21,748 I HOPE YOU ARE OVER FROM THE TRAGIC LOSS 112 00:05:21,750 --> 00:05:23,783 OF YOUR LITTLE TANK, LIEUTENANT GRUBER? 113 00:05:23,785 --> 00:05:26,186 I KNOW HOW VERY CLOSE YOU WERE TO IT. 114 00:05:26,188 --> 00:05:28,621 IT WAS A TERRIBLE WRENCH. 115 00:05:28,623 --> 00:05:30,757 I HAD SPENT MANY HAPPY MOMENTS IN IT. 116 00:05:32,293 --> 00:05:33,826 FORTUNATELY, THE GENERAL 117 00:05:33,828 --> 00:05:35,595 WAS SO PLEASED TO RECOVER HIS GOLD, 118 00:05:35,597 --> 00:05:37,064 THAT HE ORDERED ME ANOTHER ONE. 119 00:05:37,066 --> 00:05:38,865 THERE ARE, HOWEVER, 120 00:05:38,867 --> 00:05:41,134 FOUR BARS OF GOLD MISSING. 121 00:05:41,136 --> 00:05:43,636 RENE, I AM SORRY TO SAY 122 00:05:43,638 --> 00:05:45,672 THAT THE FINGER OF SUSPICION 123 00:05:45,674 --> 00:05:47,840 IS POINTING VERY DIRECTLY AT YOU. 124 00:05:47,842 --> 00:05:49,376 ME?! WHY? 125 00:05:49,378 --> 00:05:51,445 WHY ELSE WERE YOU IN THE POLICE STATION? 126 00:05:51,447 --> 00:05:52,546 OH, WELL, I-- 127 00:05:52,548 --> 00:05:54,081 COME OFF IT, RENE. 128 00:05:54,083 --> 00:05:57,016 WE KNOW YOU HAVE THE GOLD, AND WE KNOW YOU HAVE HIDDEN IT. 129 00:05:57,018 --> 00:05:58,718 OH, COLONEL. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 130 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:00,954 WHERE WOULD I HIDE FOUR BARS OF GOLD? 131 00:06:00,956 --> 00:06:03,223 ( clock chirps frantically ) 132 00:06:03,225 --> 00:06:06,025 THAT IS A VERY EARLY CUCKOO. 133 00:06:06,027 --> 00:06:08,295 HE HAS INSOMNIA. 134 00:06:11,632 --> 00:06:13,066 RENE, 135 00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:15,668 WE HAVE KNOWN YOU QUITE A LONG TIME. 136 00:06:15,670 --> 00:06:17,971 WE HAVE A VERY HIGH REGARD FOR YOU. 137 00:06:17,973 --> 00:06:20,407 WE HAVE DECIDED TO DO A DEAL. 138 00:06:20,409 --> 00:06:22,442 WE WILL NOT INQUIRE VERY CLOSELY 139 00:06:22,444 --> 00:06:24,177 INTO THE WHEREABOUTS OF THE GOLD, 140 00:06:24,179 --> 00:06:25,612 IF YOU WILL HELP US. 141 00:06:25,614 --> 00:06:28,381 COLONEL, I WILL HELP YOU IF I AM ABLE. 142 00:06:28,383 --> 00:06:30,016 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 143 00:06:30,018 --> 00:06:32,452 THE GENERAL HAS COMMANDEERED A STATUE, 144 00:06:32,454 --> 00:06:34,687 IN WHICH WE HAD SECRETED THE ORIGINAL PAINTING 145 00:06:34,689 --> 00:06:37,257 OF THE FALLEN MADONNA WITH THE BIG BOOBIES BY VAN CLOMP. 146 00:06:37,259 --> 00:06:39,159 WE HAD ALSO HIDDEN IN IT 147 00:06:39,161 --> 00:06:41,694 THE CRACKED VASE WITH THE BIG DAISIES BY VAN GOGH. 148 00:06:41,696 --> 00:06:45,198 THE GENERAL HAS TAKEN THE STATUE TO HIS CHATEAU. 149 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:48,502 YOU ARE GOING TO RECOVER THE PAINTINGS FOR US. 150 00:06:48,504 --> 00:06:50,470 BUT... BUT I AM JUST A SIMPLE CAFE OWNER. 151 00:06:50,472 --> 00:06:52,705 I DO NOT GET INVITED TO THE CHATEAU, 152 00:06:52,707 --> 00:06:54,174 AND I AM A ROTTEN BURGLAR. 153 00:06:54,176 --> 00:06:55,875 HELGA HAS A PLAN. 154 00:06:55,877 --> 00:06:58,178 THE GENERAL WILL GIVE AN OFFICERS' DANCE, 155 00:06:58,180 --> 00:07:00,747 AND IT WILL BE ATTENDED BY THE GENERALS 156 00:07:00,749 --> 00:07:02,582 WHO ARE PLANNING THE INVASION OF ENGLAND. 157 00:07:02,584 --> 00:07:04,584 HE HAS BOOKED FOR THE OCCASION, 158 00:07:04,586 --> 00:07:06,719 THE PALM COURT QUARTET, 159 00:07:06,721 --> 00:07:08,821 FROM THE HOTEL EXCELSIOR IN DEAUVILLE. 160 00:07:08,823 --> 00:07:10,690 BUT THEY WILL NOT ARRIVE. 161 00:07:10,692 --> 00:07:13,260 THEY WILL BE STOPPED AT THE CHECKPOINT. 162 00:07:13,262 --> 00:07:15,995 NOW, HERE'S THE CLEVER BIT. 163 00:07:15,997 --> 00:07:18,031 YOU WILL TAKE THEIR PLACE. 164 00:07:18,033 --> 00:07:21,501 BUT COLONEL, WE ARE NOT MUSICIANS. 165 00:07:21,503 --> 00:07:22,835 HELGA HAS THOUGHT OF THIS. 166 00:07:22,837 --> 00:07:25,104 IN THE CHATEAU, THERE IS A MOST UP-TO-DATE 167 00:07:25,106 --> 00:07:27,006 ELECTRIC AMPLIFYING SYSTEM. 168 00:07:27,008 --> 00:07:29,476 WE HAVE RECORDS OF THE QUARTET. 169 00:07:29,478 --> 00:07:32,379 I WILL PLAY THEM UPON A CONCEALED TURNTABLE. 170 00:07:32,381 --> 00:07:34,548 YOU WILL NOT PLAY, YOU WILL APPEAR TO PLAY. 171 00:07:34,550 --> 00:07:36,650 YOU WILL SET UP YOUR ORCHESTRA 172 00:07:36,652 --> 00:07:38,685 NEAR THE STATUE. 173 00:07:38,687 --> 00:07:40,654 YOU HAVE BUT TO UNSCREW THE HEAD OF THE STATUE, 174 00:07:40,656 --> 00:07:42,522 TAKE OUT THE PAINTINGS AND REPLACE THE HEAD. 175 00:07:42,524 --> 00:07:44,524 BUT, HOW CAN I DO THIS 176 00:07:44,526 --> 00:07:46,359 WITH EVERYBODY LOOKING ON? 177 00:07:46,361 --> 00:07:47,860 THAT, RENE, IS YOUR PROBLEM. 178 00:07:47,862 --> 00:07:50,363 THE BUS CONTAINING THE MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS 179 00:07:50,365 --> 00:07:52,499 WILL COLLECT YOU AT 7:00 TOMORROW EVENING. 180 00:07:52,501 --> 00:07:55,034 ON IT WILL BE THE CLOTHES, THAT WE WILL CONFISCATE 181 00:07:55,036 --> 00:07:56,603 FROM THE EXCELSIOR QUARTET. 182 00:07:56,605 --> 00:07:59,138 THE WAY YOU PUT IT, IT SOUNDS SO VERY SIMPLE. 183 00:07:59,140 --> 00:08:01,874 IS THERE ANY OTHER BUSINESS TO DISCUSS? 184 00:08:01,876 --> 00:08:03,210 I DO NOT THINK SO. 185 00:08:03,212 --> 00:08:04,578 UNTIL TOMORROW, RENE. 186 00:08:04,580 --> 00:08:06,946 TH-- THERE IS JUST ONE THING, COLONEL. 187 00:08:06,948 --> 00:08:09,048 WHAT HAPPENS IF WE GET FOUND OUT? 188 00:08:09,050 --> 00:08:10,417 WE WILL DO OUR BEST FOR YOU, 189 00:08:10,419 --> 00:08:11,984 BUT YOU'LL PROBABLY GET SHOT. 190 00:08:14,188 --> 00:08:16,089 AND WHAT IF I SAY THAT I DO NOT WANT 191 00:08:16,091 --> 00:08:17,691 TO DO IT AT ALL, HUH? 192 00:08:17,693 --> 00:08:19,659 YOU WILL CERTAINLY GET SHOT. 193 00:08:21,295 --> 00:08:23,530 YOU SENT FOR ME, HERR FLICK? 194 00:08:23,532 --> 00:08:25,031 YES, VON SMALLHAUSEN. 195 00:08:25,033 --> 00:08:27,033 YOU ARE, OF COURSE, AWARE THAT YOU ARE 196 00:08:27,035 --> 00:08:28,968 ONLY A PROVISIONAL MEMBER OF THE GESTAPO? 197 00:08:28,970 --> 00:08:30,136 YES, HERR FLICK. 198 00:08:30,138 --> 00:08:32,272 YOU HAVE APPLIED HERE FOR PROMOTION 199 00:08:32,274 --> 00:08:34,207 TO GRADE III OFFICER. 200 00:08:34,209 --> 00:08:36,409 ARE YOU PREPARED TO TAKE THE TEST? 201 00:08:36,411 --> 00:08:38,378 I HAVE BEEN IN TRAINING, HERR FLICK. 202 00:08:38,380 --> 00:08:40,847 IT IS MY DEAREST WISH TO MOVE UP THE LADDER. 203 00:08:40,849 --> 00:08:43,015 GOOD. SIT IN THE CHAIR. 204 00:08:53,861 --> 00:08:56,062 THE SUBJECT THAT YOU HAVE CHOSEN IS HITLER. 205 00:09:00,868 --> 00:09:03,637 YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS, 206 00:09:03,639 --> 00:09:05,639 STARTING NOW. 207 00:09:05,641 --> 00:09:08,308 ONE-- WHAT WAS HERR HITLER'S OCCUPATION 208 00:09:08,310 --> 00:09:10,143 BEFORE HE BECAME FUHRER? 209 00:09:10,145 --> 00:09:11,544 PAINTER. 210 00:09:11,546 --> 00:09:13,179 CORRECT. 211 00:09:13,181 --> 00:09:15,749 WHAT IS REGARDED AS HIS BEST WORK? 212 00:09:15,751 --> 00:09:19,786 THE IRON RAILINGS OUTSIDE 37 WINKLESTRASSER. 213 00:09:19,788 --> 00:09:21,888 CORRECT. 214 00:09:21,890 --> 00:09:24,056 WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BARBER 215 00:09:24,058 --> 00:09:25,892 WHO CREATED HIS SILLY HAIRSTYLE? 216 00:09:25,894 --> 00:09:27,694 PASS. 217 00:09:27,696 --> 00:09:29,696 CORRECT. 218 00:09:29,698 --> 00:09:31,798 HERR LUDWIG PASS. 219 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,268 YOU HAVE SCORED 10 POINTS. 220 00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:37,003 STAND UP. 221 00:09:37,005 --> 00:09:39,572 YOU WILL NOW PERFORM THE PHYSICAL TESTS. 222 00:09:39,574 --> 00:09:41,040 ARE YOU READY? 223 00:09:41,042 --> 00:09:42,542 YES, HERR FLICK. 224 00:09:45,078 --> 00:09:46,279 YOU HAVE FAILED. 225 00:09:49,650 --> 00:09:51,150 NOW, PAY ATTENTION. 226 00:09:51,152 --> 00:09:52,819 IT HAS COME TO MY NOTICE 227 00:09:52,821 --> 00:09:54,454 THAT GENERAL VON KLINKERHOFFEN 228 00:09:54,456 --> 00:09:57,957 IS HOLDING A DANCE FOR THE OFFICERS AT THE CHATEAU. 229 00:09:57,959 --> 00:10:00,360 IT IS MY BELIEF THAT THE PURPOSE OF THIS GATHERING 230 00:10:00,362 --> 00:10:03,229 IS TO FURTHER THE PLOT TO BLOW UP HITLER. 231 00:10:03,231 --> 00:10:07,334 WE WILL INFILTRATE OURSELVES INTO THIS SHINDIG. 232 00:10:07,336 --> 00:10:09,268 WE WILL OBTAIN THE NAMES OF THOSE PRESENT, 233 00:10:09,270 --> 00:10:11,304 AND THEIR PHOTOGRAPHS. 234 00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:13,873 HERE IS THE CAMERA THAT YOU'LL CONCEAL UPON YOUR PERSON. 235 00:10:13,875 --> 00:10:16,943 IT IS QUITE A BIG ONE, HERR FLICK. 236 00:10:16,945 --> 00:10:19,546 WHERE DO YOU SUGGEST I HIDE IT? 237 00:10:19,548 --> 00:10:21,481 IT IS UP TO YOU, VON SMALLHAUSEN. 238 00:10:21,483 --> 00:10:23,416 AND IF YOU ARE UNSUCCESSFUL, 239 00:10:23,418 --> 00:10:26,586 YOU WILL ALSO FAIL YOUR CONCEALING-A-CAMERA TEST. 240 00:10:28,456 --> 00:10:30,357 EDITH! 241 00:10:30,359 --> 00:10:31,724 YVETTE! 242 00:10:31,726 --> 00:10:32,892 MIMI! 243 00:10:32,894 --> 00:10:34,994 OHHHH! 244 00:10:34,996 --> 00:10:36,963 WHY DO YOU LEAVE ME HERE 245 00:10:36,965 --> 00:10:38,532 ALL ALONE 246 00:10:38,534 --> 00:10:40,434 FOR HOURS AND HOURS 247 00:10:40,436 --> 00:10:42,235 AND HOURS?! 248 00:10:42,237 --> 00:10:44,637 IT IS NOT HOURS, MAMMA. 249 00:10:44,639 --> 00:10:46,873 YOUR CLOCK HAS STOPPED. 250 00:10:46,875 --> 00:10:49,742 EDITH, COME HERE. 251 00:10:49,744 --> 00:10:52,145 IS IT TRUE THAT RENE 252 00:10:52,147 --> 00:10:53,880 HAS A FORTUNE 253 00:10:53,882 --> 00:10:55,449 IN GOLD BARS? 254 00:10:55,451 --> 00:10:57,150 YES, MAMMA. 255 00:10:57,152 --> 00:10:59,586 YOU SHOULD MARRY THIS MAN, 256 00:10:59,588 --> 00:11:01,688 AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 257 00:11:01,690 --> 00:11:03,723 IT IS TIME FOR LONDON TO CALL. 258 00:11:03,725 --> 00:11:05,592 WE MUST GET ON THE RADIO. 259 00:11:05,594 --> 00:11:07,160 ( radio buzzes ) 260 00:11:07,162 --> 00:11:09,862 OH, THE FLASHING KNOBS! 261 00:11:10,864 --> 00:11:13,133 AARGHH! 262 00:11:13,135 --> 00:11:15,835 SHUT UP, YOU OLD BAT. 263 00:11:15,837 --> 00:11:18,938 DO NOT SPEAK TO MY MOTHER LIKE THAT. 264 00:11:18,940 --> 00:11:21,508 NEVER MIND, EDITH. 265 00:11:21,510 --> 00:11:24,144 I LIKE STRONG MEN. 266 00:11:27,014 --> 00:11:30,450 Man: Hello, hello, This is London calling. 267 00:11:30,452 --> 00:11:32,619 Are you receiving me? Over. 268 00:11:32,621 --> 00:11:34,854 'ALLO, 'ALLO, THIS IS NIGHTHAWK. 269 00:11:34,856 --> 00:11:36,889 PASS YOUR MESSAGE, OVER. 270 00:11:36,891 --> 00:11:39,359 Little Boy Blue has stuck his thumb 271 00:11:39,361 --> 00:11:41,461 in the curds and whey, 272 00:11:41,463 --> 00:11:43,630 and the cow has jumped over the moon. 273 00:11:45,366 --> 00:11:48,067 OH MY GOD. EDITH, LOOK IT UP. 274 00:11:48,069 --> 00:11:49,802 Little Boy Blue has stuck his thumb-- 275 00:11:49,804 --> 00:11:51,004 YES, YES. ALL RIGHT! 276 00:11:51,006 --> 00:11:52,539 WE ARE LOOKING IT UP. HANG ON. 277 00:11:52,541 --> 00:11:53,540 WHAT DOES IT MEAN? 278 00:11:53,542 --> 00:11:55,275 IT MEANS, "THE GERMANS 279 00:11:55,277 --> 00:11:57,144 HAVE A NEW MACHINE 280 00:11:57,146 --> 00:11:59,078 FOR ENCODING MESSAGES. 281 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:01,114 IT IS CALLED ENEMA." 282 00:12:03,618 --> 00:12:05,985 WHAT LENGTHS THE GERMANS WILL GO TO 283 00:12:05,987 --> 00:12:08,255 TO PASS MESSAGES. 284 00:12:08,257 --> 00:12:10,190 NO, MADAME EDITH, 285 00:12:10,192 --> 00:12:11,858 IT IS ENIGMA. 286 00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:14,161 OH, YES, ENIGMA. 287 00:12:14,163 --> 00:12:15,962 WE HAVE YOUR MESSAGE. 288 00:12:15,964 --> 00:12:18,064 WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT IT? OVER. 289 00:12:18,066 --> 00:12:20,900 Hello, Nighthawk, tell Blue Tit 290 00:12:20,902 --> 00:12:23,670 to nick it from the parson's nose. 291 00:12:23,672 --> 00:12:26,339 TELL BLUE TIT TO NICK IT FROM THE PARSON'S NOSE?! 292 00:12:26,341 --> 00:12:28,642 WHATEVER ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT? 293 00:12:28,644 --> 00:12:30,910 OH, EDITH. 294 00:12:30,912 --> 00:12:32,812 MICHELLE IS BLUE TIT, 295 00:12:32,814 --> 00:12:34,914 THE PARSON'S NOSE 296 00:12:34,916 --> 00:12:37,083 IS THE HEADQUARTERS OF THE GENERAL. 297 00:12:37,085 --> 00:12:40,220 WILL YOU NEVER LEARN YOUR CODE, 298 00:12:40,222 --> 00:12:42,855 AND HELP THAT HANDSOME MAN 299 00:12:42,857 --> 00:12:45,292 I KEEP TELLING YOU TO MARRY? 300 00:12:47,161 --> 00:12:49,796 ALL RIGHT, WHO TOLD HER ABOUT THE GOLD? 301 00:12:49,798 --> 00:12:51,764 ( knocking ) 302 00:12:51,766 --> 00:12:53,400 RENE, 303 00:12:53,402 --> 00:12:55,935 BLUE TITS, SHE IS IN THE CAFE. 304 00:12:55,937 --> 00:12:57,404 SHE MUST TALK TO YOU. 305 00:12:57,406 --> 00:12:59,105 WE NEED TO SEE HER. 306 00:12:59,107 --> 00:13:00,340 TELL HER WE'LL COME AT ONCE. 307 00:13:00,342 --> 00:13:02,209 QUICK, HIDE THE RADIO. 308 00:13:04,178 --> 00:13:05,245 AARGHH! 309 00:13:05,247 --> 00:13:06,346 Rene: SHUT UP. 310 00:13:09,016 --> 00:13:11,050 OUR COURSE IS CLEAR. 311 00:13:11,052 --> 00:13:13,353 DISGUISED AS THE EXCELSIOR QUARTET, 312 00:13:13,355 --> 00:13:15,922 YOU HAVE ACCESS TONIGHT TO THE CHATEAU. 313 00:13:15,924 --> 00:13:17,957 WE HAVE INFORMATION THAT THE ENIGMA MACHINE 314 00:13:17,959 --> 00:13:19,992 IS IN THE ROOM NEXT TO THE SALON, 315 00:13:19,994 --> 00:13:21,494 WHERE YOU WILL BE PLAYING. 316 00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:22,529 ( Rene sighs ) 317 00:13:22,531 --> 00:13:24,431 MIMI WILL BE CONCEALED 318 00:13:24,433 --> 00:13:26,099 IN THE CASE OF THE DOUBLE BASS. 319 00:13:27,702 --> 00:13:29,436 YOU WILL PLACE IT NEAR THE DOOR. 320 00:13:29,438 --> 00:13:31,170 WHEN THE REVELRY IS AT ITS HEIGHT, 321 00:13:31,172 --> 00:13:33,039 YOU WILL CLIMB OUT OF THE CASE, 322 00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:35,041 SLIP INTO THE ROOM, GRAB THE MACHINE, 323 00:13:35,043 --> 00:13:36,743 AND THROW IT THROUGH THE WINDOW 324 00:13:36,745 --> 00:13:38,077 WHERE WE WILL BE WAITING 325 00:13:38,079 --> 00:13:39,579 TO CATCH IT IN A BLANKET. 326 00:13:39,581 --> 00:13:40,880 I SEE. 327 00:13:40,882 --> 00:13:43,149 YOU WILL NOW FORGET EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE SAID. 328 00:13:44,385 --> 00:13:46,052 I WILL SLIP UP THE BACK PASSAGE, 329 00:13:46,054 --> 00:13:47,220 AND SUPERVISE THE PRACTICE 330 00:13:47,222 --> 00:13:48,455 WITH THE BLANKET. 331 00:13:48,457 --> 00:13:50,690 UH, MICHELLE, 332 00:13:50,692 --> 00:13:53,025 COULD YOU NOT POSSIBLY FIND ME 333 00:13:53,027 --> 00:13:55,695 A DESK JOB IN THE RESISTANCE? 334 00:13:55,697 --> 00:13:57,297 WE ARE GOING TO PLAY OUR PART, 335 00:13:57,299 --> 00:13:58,632 YOU PLAY YOURS. 336 00:14:00,568 --> 00:14:02,402 - RENE... - YES? 337 00:14:02,404 --> 00:14:04,537 MICHELLE'S PLAN HAS GIVEN ME AN IDEA. 338 00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,839 WHEN WE SET UP OUR INSTRUMENTS, 339 00:14:06,841 --> 00:14:09,709 WE COULD CONCEAL SOMEONE IN THE PIANO, 340 00:14:09,711 --> 00:14:11,611 AND PLACE IT NEAR THE STATUE. 341 00:14:13,847 --> 00:14:16,149 EDITH, EDITH, WE ARE A QUARTET. 342 00:14:17,418 --> 00:14:19,051 YOU WILL PLAY THE VIOLIN, 343 00:14:19,053 --> 00:14:20,654 I WILL PLAY THE PIANO. 344 00:14:20,656 --> 00:14:22,855 MONSIEUR LECLERC WILL PLAY THE CELLO, 345 00:14:22,857 --> 00:14:25,659 AND MIMI WILL BE PLACED IN THE CASE OF THE BASS. 346 00:14:25,661 --> 00:14:27,661 WHO IS GOING TO PLAY THE DOUBLE BASS, 347 00:14:27,663 --> 00:14:29,663 AND WHO IS GOING TO HIDE INSIDE THE PIANO? 348 00:14:29,665 --> 00:14:32,299 I COULD HIDE INSIDE THE PIANO. 349 00:14:32,301 --> 00:14:34,267 AND WHO WOULD HOLD OPEN THE LID 350 00:14:34,269 --> 00:14:36,969 WHILE YOU REACHED OUT TO UNSCREW THE HEAD OF THE STATUE? 351 00:14:36,971 --> 00:14:39,205 THAT STILL LEAVES SOMEBODY TO PLAY THE DOUBLE BASS. 352 00:14:39,207 --> 00:14:41,040 EDITH, YOUR PLAN WILL NOT WORK 353 00:14:41,042 --> 00:14:43,743 BECAUSE YOU ARE STILL SHORT OF TWO PEOPLE. 354 00:14:43,745 --> 00:14:45,612 GOOD MOANING. 355 00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:55,054 YOU'VE FOUND SOME EXCELLENT GIRLS 356 00:14:55,056 --> 00:14:56,489 TO PARTNER THE GENERALS, COLONEL. 357 00:14:56,491 --> 00:14:59,425 THE FLOWER OF GERMAN WOMANHOOD. 358 00:14:59,427 --> 00:15:01,060 ARE THEY-- ( clicks tongue ) 359 00:15:01,062 --> 00:15:02,328 AVAILABLE? 360 00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:04,230 TO A GENERAL? 361 00:15:04,232 --> 00:15:06,165 EVERYONE'S AVAILABLE. 362 00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:08,134 HEY, GENERAL, 363 00:15:08,136 --> 00:15:10,270 NICE PARTY. 364 00:15:10,272 --> 00:15:12,372 BEAUTIFUL LADIES. 365 00:15:12,374 --> 00:15:15,441 ARE THEY-- HOW YOU SAY? AVAILABLE? 366 00:15:15,443 --> 00:15:18,477 TO THE GENERAL, YES. TO YOU, NO. 367 00:15:19,679 --> 00:15:21,180 I FLASH MY SMILE, 368 00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,150 THEY GO WEAK AT THE KNEES. 369 00:15:32,927 --> 00:15:34,294 THROUGH HERE. 370 00:15:36,430 --> 00:15:38,131 A LITTLE BIT FURTHER. 371 00:15:40,567 --> 00:15:42,201 GOOD, THANK YOU. 372 00:15:42,203 --> 00:15:43,436 GOOD, YOU MAY GO. 373 00:15:44,571 --> 00:15:46,572 EVERYTHING IN ORDER, GRUBER? 374 00:15:46,574 --> 00:15:48,007 YES, COLONEL. 375 00:15:48,009 --> 00:15:50,476 RENE HAS TURNED UP TRUMPS, AS USUAL. 376 00:15:50,478 --> 00:15:52,312 WHAT WAS HIS PLAN? 377 00:15:52,314 --> 00:15:54,147 YOU WILL NEVER GUESS. 378 00:15:54,149 --> 00:15:56,149 IN THIS PIANO 379 00:15:56,151 --> 00:15:57,817 ARE TWO PERSONS. 380 00:15:57,819 --> 00:16:00,320 YOU WILL NOTICE THAT I HAVE PLACED IT 381 00:16:00,322 --> 00:16:02,322 ADJACENT TO THE STATUE. 382 00:16:02,324 --> 00:16:04,257 AT THE HEIGHT OF THE REVELRY, 383 00:16:04,259 --> 00:16:05,691 THEY WILL REACH OUT, 384 00:16:05,693 --> 00:16:08,328 UNSCREW THE HEAD, AND RETRIEVE THE PAINTINGS. 385 00:16:08,330 --> 00:16:10,729 WELL DONE, GRUBER. 386 00:16:10,731 --> 00:16:13,333 FOR THIS, I WILL RECOMMEND YOU FOR CAPTAIN. 387 00:16:13,335 --> 00:16:15,168 OH, THANK YOU, COLONEL. 388 00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:17,971 FROM THE EXCELSIOR HOTEL, DEAUVILLE, 389 00:16:17,973 --> 00:16:20,506 THE EXCELSIOR QUARTET. 390 00:16:44,931 --> 00:16:46,232 MY GOD! 391 00:16:46,234 --> 00:16:48,634 HE MIGHT HAVE SHAVED OFF HIS MOUSTACHE. 392 00:16:52,906 --> 00:16:55,708 LEAVE THE CUSS IN THE PISSAGEWAY. 393 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:02,882 COLONEL VON STROHM, 394 00:17:02,884 --> 00:17:04,850 MY PARTY IS DYING ON IT'S FEET. 395 00:17:04,852 --> 00:17:06,552 - LET THERE BE MUSIC. - VERY WELL, GENERAL. 396 00:17:09,423 --> 00:17:10,423 HELGA, 397 00:17:10,425 --> 00:17:12,958 GO AND POWDER YOUR NOSE. 398 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,494 YES, COLONEL. 399 00:17:15,862 --> 00:17:18,264 ( instruments tuning ) 400 00:17:21,435 --> 00:17:23,202 THAT WOMAN PLAYING THE PIANO, 401 00:17:23,204 --> 00:17:25,004 SHE HAS A MOUSTACHE. 402 00:17:26,006 --> 00:17:27,473 IT'S THE WAR, GENERAL. 403 00:17:27,475 --> 00:17:29,208 THEY'RE VERY SHORT OF SHAVING SOAP. 404 00:17:29,210 --> 00:17:30,709 OF COURSE. 405 00:17:32,546 --> 00:17:35,081 GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. 406 00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:37,250 WE ARE DELIGHTED TO HAVE BEEN ORDERED HERE, 407 00:17:37,252 --> 00:17:39,385 TO PLAY FOR YOU THIS EVENING. 408 00:17:39,387 --> 00:17:41,487 AND NOW, TO START OUR LITTLE PROGRAM, 409 00:17:41,489 --> 00:17:43,489 PLEASE TAKE YOUR PARTNERS 410 00:17:43,491 --> 00:17:45,124 FOR A QUICKSTEP. 411 00:17:45,126 --> 00:17:46,892 ONE, TWO... 412 00:17:46,894 --> 00:17:49,062 AND ONE, TWO, THREE... 413 00:17:49,064 --> 00:17:50,063 ER-- FOUR. 414 00:17:54,268 --> 00:17:58,204 ( record playing "In the Mood" ) 415 00:18:14,221 --> 00:18:15,421 SHALL WE DO IT NOW? 416 00:18:15,423 --> 00:18:18,124 NO! TOO MANY PEOPLE ARE WATCHING. 417 00:18:20,594 --> 00:18:22,928 MONSIEUR, CAN YOU KEEP OFF THE D FLAT? 418 00:18:22,930 --> 00:18:24,163 ARGH! 419 00:18:24,165 --> 00:18:25,998 THE HAMMER IS HITTING ME-- 420 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,468 IN A VERY VULNERABLE-- POSITION. 421 00:18:38,112 --> 00:18:40,413 ARE YOUR SAUSAGES PREPARED? 422 00:18:40,415 --> 00:18:42,982 THE STICKS ARE FIRMLY THRUST INTO THEM, HERR FLICK. 423 00:18:42,984 --> 00:18:44,717 HAVE YOU TESTED YOUR CAMERA? 424 00:18:44,719 --> 00:18:46,419 - NOT YET. - THEN DO SO. 425 00:18:47,521 --> 00:18:49,155 ( camera clicks ) 426 00:18:50,157 --> 00:18:51,257 GOOD. 427 00:18:51,259 --> 00:18:53,159 YOU HAVE 10 FEET OF FILM NESTLING 428 00:18:53,161 --> 00:18:54,460 IN YOUR LEFT BOOBIE. 429 00:18:54,462 --> 00:18:56,095 MAKE THE MOST OF IT. 430 00:19:02,870 --> 00:19:04,670 MIMI, ARE YOU THERE? 431 00:19:04,672 --> 00:19:06,538 OF COURSE I AM. 432 00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:08,241 THE PASSAGE IS CLEAR. 433 00:19:08,243 --> 00:19:10,042 CLIMB OUT WHILE THEY ARE DANCING. 434 00:19:10,044 --> 00:19:11,677 - ( thumps ) - OOF! 435 00:19:11,679 --> 00:19:13,479 - ( thumps ) - OOF! 436 00:19:13,481 --> 00:19:15,081 IT IS LOCKED. 437 00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:16,382 WHO HAS THE KEY? 438 00:19:16,384 --> 00:19:18,885 I DO NOT KNOW. PROBABLY CRABTREE. 439 00:19:27,127 --> 00:19:29,395 GIVE ME THE KEY TO THE CASE OF THE BASS. 440 00:19:31,098 --> 00:19:34,200 DRIT, THERE IS A HOLE IN MY PACKET. 441 00:19:34,202 --> 00:19:36,535 IT HAS FALLEN THREE. 442 00:19:36,537 --> 00:19:38,570 CAN YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT? 443 00:19:43,743 --> 00:19:45,778 THERE IS NO KEY. 444 00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:48,147 DO NOT WORRY. I HAVE A PLAN. 445 00:19:49,283 --> 00:19:51,150 ( crashing ) 446 00:19:52,552 --> 00:19:54,120 CAN YOU SEE? 447 00:19:54,122 --> 00:19:56,289 I WILL BE ABLE TO IN ONE MINUTE. 448 00:19:59,192 --> 00:20:00,459 GOOD LUCK. 449 00:20:10,703 --> 00:20:12,671 I AM KEEPING A RECORD 450 00:20:12,673 --> 00:20:14,941 OF ALL SAUSAGES EATEN. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 451 00:20:14,943 --> 00:20:16,775 GENERAL VON FLOCKENSTOFFEN. 452 00:20:16,777 --> 00:20:19,211 YOU MAY NOW EAT YOUR SAUSAGE. 453 00:20:20,547 --> 00:20:22,415 ( camera clicks ) 454 00:20:24,084 --> 00:20:25,284 OOOH! 455 00:20:25,286 --> 00:20:27,053 YOU ARE A PRETTY LITTLE THING. 456 00:20:27,055 --> 00:20:29,021 ARE YOU STAYING ON AFTER THE PARTY? 457 00:20:29,023 --> 00:20:30,456 IT ALL DEPENDS. 458 00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:33,159 ( camera clicks ) 459 00:20:33,161 --> 00:20:34,460 OOOH! 460 00:20:34,462 --> 00:20:37,596 YOU HAVE VERY SENSITIVE BOSOMS. 461 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,634 AS SOON AS WE START THE NEXT SONG, 462 00:20:42,636 --> 00:20:43,970 GET THE PAINTINGS. 463 00:20:43,972 --> 00:20:45,137 ROGER. 464 00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:47,639 GRUBER? 465 00:20:47,641 --> 00:20:49,375 YOU'RE A BIT OF A PHILISTINE, YOU KNOW? 466 00:20:49,377 --> 00:20:51,643 YOU PLACED THE PIANO IN FRONT OF MY FAVORITE STATUE. 467 00:20:51,645 --> 00:20:53,512 I WANTED MY COLLEAGUES TO ADMIRE IT. 468 00:20:53,514 --> 00:20:54,580 SCHMITTELING, 469 00:20:54,582 --> 00:20:56,148 MOVE THE STATUE OVER THERE. 470 00:20:57,917 --> 00:20:59,718 AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 471 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,454 BY SPECIAL REQUEST, 472 00:21:01,456 --> 00:21:03,289 AN OLD FAVORITE, 473 00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:04,923 "LOUISE." 474 00:21:04,925 --> 00:21:07,860 A ONE, TWO, THREE, 475 00:21:07,862 --> 00:21:09,661 - FOUR. - ( record plays ) 476 00:21:12,499 --> 00:21:14,633 STAND BY. 477 00:21:23,877 --> 00:21:25,444 OH MY GOD! 478 00:21:25,446 --> 00:21:26,745 YES? 479 00:21:26,747 --> 00:21:28,614 THEY HAVE MOVED THE STATUE. 480 00:21:28,616 --> 00:21:30,616 IT IS NOW 12 FEET TO YOUR LEFT. 481 00:21:30,618 --> 00:21:32,084 LEAVE IT TO US. 482 00:21:42,195 --> 00:21:44,096 WHY HAVE YOU STOPPED? 483 00:21:44,098 --> 00:21:46,032 THE ELASTIC ON MY KNICKERS HAS SNAPPED. 484 00:21:46,034 --> 00:21:48,300 I DO NOT WISH TO KNOW THAT. 485 00:21:48,302 --> 00:21:50,236 MONSIEUR ALPHONSE, CAN YOU RAISE, 486 00:21:50,238 --> 00:21:52,071 FROM MY KNEES, MY KNICKERS? 487 00:21:52,073 --> 00:21:53,372 OH, HECK. 488 00:21:53,374 --> 00:21:55,041 MY DICKY TICKER. 489 00:21:55,043 --> 00:21:56,808 GET ON WITH IT. 490 00:22:15,562 --> 00:22:17,629 ( crash; shattering ) 491 00:22:17,631 --> 00:22:19,465 Michelle: THAT WAS 492 00:22:19,467 --> 00:22:21,467 THE WRONG WINDOW. 493 00:22:25,838 --> 00:22:27,106 WE HAVE THE PAINTINGS. 494 00:22:27,108 --> 00:22:29,141 THE HEAD IS BACK ON. 495 00:22:29,143 --> 00:22:30,443 GOOD, FOLLOW ME. 496 00:22:36,749 --> 00:22:38,784 - Edith: RENE? - YES? 497 00:22:38,786 --> 00:22:40,486 I KNOW THE WORDS TO THIS SONG. 498 00:22:40,488 --> 00:22:41,487 DO YOU THINK I SHOULD SING IT? 499 00:22:41,489 --> 00:22:43,589 EDITH, WE ARE IN ENOUGH TROUBLE. 500 00:22:43,591 --> 00:22:45,558 THE GENERALS KNOW YOUR VOICE. 501 00:22:48,295 --> 00:22:50,229 OH GOD! LOOK! 502 00:22:51,664 --> 00:22:53,466 ♪ EVERY LITTLE BRUISE ♪ 503 00:22:53,468 --> 00:22:55,301 ♪ SEEMS TO TWITTER LOO-OS ♪ 504 00:22:55,303 --> 00:22:57,369 ♪ THE BIRDS IN THE TROOS ♪ 505 00:22:57,371 --> 00:22:59,438 ♪ SEEM TO TWOTTER LOO-OS ♪ 506 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,507 ♪ EACH LITTLE ROOS ♪ 507 00:23:01,509 --> 00:23:03,509 ♪ TELLS ME HE KNOOS ♪ 508 00:23:03,511 --> 00:23:05,711 ♪ I LIVE YOU ♪ 509 00:23:05,713 --> 00:23:07,580 ♪ I LIVE YOU ♪ 510 00:23:07,582 --> 00:23:09,315 ♪ EVERY LITTLE BOAT ♪ 511 00:23:09,317 --> 00:23:10,416 ♪ THAT I FEEL... ♪ 512 00:23:10,418 --> 00:23:12,084 WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN THERE? 513 00:23:12,086 --> 00:23:13,219 NOTHING. 514 00:23:13,221 --> 00:23:15,221 IT IS THE D FLAT HAMMER. 515 00:23:15,223 --> 00:23:18,157 ♪ EACH LITTLE SOUL ♪ 516 00:23:18,159 --> 00:23:21,427 ♪ TELLS ME THAT I ADEAR YOU ♪ 517 00:23:21,429 --> 00:23:23,028 ♪ YOU-OOO. ♪ 518 00:23:23,030 --> 00:23:25,063 ( theme music playing ) 48720

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