Original subtitles

( low rumble; theme music playing )

( explosion )

( explosion )

IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING WHAT IS HAPPENING,

I WILL TELL YOU.

THE BRITISH, NOT CONTENT WITH RUNNING AWAY

AND LEAVING US FLAT AT DUNKIRK,

HAVE NOW SENT THE R.A.F. TO BOMB US.

IF ONLY THEY KNEW THAT I HAVE IN MY POCKET

A POTATO, CONTAINING A CAMERA,

CONTAINING A PICTURE OF A SAFE,

CONTAINING THE PLANS FOR THE GERMAN INVASION OF ENGLAND,

THEY WOULD PROBABLY TRY NOT TO HIT ME.

( explosion )

UNFORTUNATELY, THEY DO NOT KNOW THIS.

PERHAPS I SHOULD TRY TO SIGNAL THEM WITH MY TORCH.

PUT OUT THAT LIT OR YOU WILL BE

SHAT ON THE SPIT.

OFFICER CRABTREE, CAN YOU NOT EXPLAIN TO YOUR ENGLISH FRIENDS

THAT WE ARE ON THEIR SIDE?

IF I AM KILLED,

IT WILL BE THE END OF THE RESISTANCE

IN THIS PART OF FRANCE.

CERTAINLY IN THIS DOORWAY.

YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT THE R.A.F. BUMMERS

ARE STILL FARTING FOR FREEDOM.

( distant explosions )

HELLO?

HELLO.

GET ME COLONEL VON STROHM, IMMEDIATELY.

( phone ringing )

HELLO?

HELLO, GENERAL.

WHERE ARE YOU?

I AM ON MY BALCONY WITH MY BINOCULARS,

DIRECTING THE ANTIAIRCRAFT FIRE.

EXCELLENT.

ARE YOU SAFE, GENERAL?

I AM UP ON THE ROOF OF THE CHATEAU

MANNING A MACHINE GUN.

BE CAREFUL, GENERAL.

WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE YOU.

I AM WELL AWARE OF THIS.

( whimpering )

COLONEL,

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HIDING UNDER THE TABLE?

IT'S THE GENERAL.

WHAT A MISTAKE TO MAKE.

DID I HEAR, "HIDING UNDER THE TABLE"?

NO, YOU HEARD, "I'M FIGHTING UNTIL I'M DISABLED."

I SAY, CARSTAIRS,

THAT PLANE IN THE SEARCHLIGHT,

IT'S A WELLINGTON, ISN'T IT?

YES. IT'S PROBABLY OLD GINGER METCALFE.

HA HA! WELL DONE, GINGER!

BASH ON!

DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU WANT TO BE UP THERE?

NO, NOT REALLY.

YOU HAVE BEEN HERE 24 HOURS,

AND HAVE REPLIED TO NONE OF MY QUESTIONS.

THIS IS BECAUSE I DO NOT KNOW THE ANSWERS, HERR FLICK.

THEY ALL SAY THAT.

I WILL TRY MORE EXTREME METHODS.

VON SMALLHAUSEN, CONNECT THE ELECTRICITY.

YES, HERR FLICK.

THIS FAN REVOLVES AT EXACTLY THE SPEED

OF THE ALPHA RHYTHMS OF THE BRAIN,

CAUSING A HYPNOTIC EFFECT.

YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO RESIST ANSWERING TRUTHFULLY

ALL MY QUESTIONS.

( rumbling )

NOW,

WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?

BOBBY CEDRIC VON SMALLHAUSEN.

GET OUT!

I WILL REPEAT THE QUESTION.

WHAT IS YOUR NAME, HELGA?

I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW, HERR FLICK,

THAT THIS DEVICE HAS NO EFFECT ON ME WHATEVER.

JAPANESE RUBBISH.

I MUST WARN YOU, HELGA,

THINGS WILL GO BADLY FOR YOU

IF YOU DO NOT ASSIST ME

BY FINDING OUT EVERY DETAIL

OF THE PLOT TO BLOW UP HITLER.

JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DO, HERR FLICK.

YOU KNOW I CAN'T RESIST YOU,

WHEN YOU FIX ME WITH YOUR PENETRATING GAZE

FROM YOUR PALE BLUE EYES,

MAGNIFIED TO THE SIZE OF POACHED EGGS

BEHIND YOUR POWERFUL SPECTACLES.

YOU MUST GET CLOSE TO THE GENERAL.

THIS I WAS ABOUT TO DO BEFORE YOU DRAGGED ME AWAY.

I WAS TEMPORARILY CONSUMED WITH JEALOUSY,

BUT I HAVE NOW CONTROLLED IT--

EXCEPT FOR A REGULAR TWITCHING IN MY LEFT BUTTOCK.

YOU MAY KISS ME.

THANK YOU, HERR FLICK.

IT WAS A MOST EXCITING 24 HOURS.

MONSIEUR ALPHONSE?

MONSIEUR ALPHONSE?

WHERE ARE YOU?

I AM HERE.

OH, YOU STARTLED ME.

THIS IS THE ENTRANCE TO MY SECRET CHAMBER,

WHERE I CONCEAL MY FLUIDS AND DEVELOPING EQUIPMENT.

AFTER YOU.

I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU.

OH!

MONSIEUR ALPHONSE, THERE IS NO TIME FOR THAT.

YOU HAVE THE FILM?

IT IS HERE.

YOU WILL FIND A PICTURE OF THE SAFE

WHICH CONTAINS THE GERMAN PLAN

FOR THE INVASION OF ENGLAND.

ALLOW ME, MADAME.

HMM.

FIRST, I PUT ON THE RED LIGHT,

SO I DO NOT FOG THE FILM.

PARDON?

FOG THE FILM.

I TAKE THE FILM.

PARDON.

I IMMERSE IT IN THE TANK.

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE?

TIME ENOUGH, MADAME,

FOR ME TO TELL YOU OF MY CONSUMING PASSION FOR YOU

AND OF MY EARNEST DESIRE

TO POSSESS YOUR PLIANT BODY.

OH, MONSIEUR ALPHONSE, WHAT CAN I SAY?

I AM STRUCK DUMB.

I CANNOT MOVE.

COLD SHIVERS ARE CREEPING UP MY ARM.

YOU GOT YOUR HAND IN THE FIXING FLUID.

LET ME WIPE IT FOR YOU.

SUCH A TENDER HAND.

PLEASE MARRY ME, MADAME EDITH.

I AM A MAN OF SUBSTANCE.

I HAVE MY MORTUARY,

I HAVE A BUTCHER'S SHOP,

I HAVE THE HEAD LEASE OF THE BARBERS,

AND 5,000 SHARES IN VOLKSWAGEN.

SO, WHICHEVER WAY THE WAR GOES,

YOU WILL BE PROVIDED FOR.

BUT I AM PROMISED TO RENE.

MADAME,

I KNOW ONE FRENCHMAN IS NOT SUPPOSED

TO SNITCH ON ANOTHER FRENCHMAN,

BUT I MUST TELL YOU,

I CAUGHT MONSIEUR RENE IN THE ARMS

OF ONE OF YOUR SERVING GIRLS.

I DO NOT BELIEVE IT.

IT'S TRUE. IT'S TRUE, MADAME.

SHE WAS PANTING AND WRITHING WITH ECSTASY.

I WILL CONFRONT HIM WITH THIS,

AND UNLESS I GET A SATISFACTORY EXPLANATION,

I AM YOURS.

OH, MADAME.

THE VERY PROSPECT

HAS BROUGHT ON MY DICKY TICKER.

I THINK IF I AM TO BE YOURS,

WE SHOULD HAVE A QUICK WEDDING AND A SHORT HONEYMOON.

COLONEL, I HAVE BEEN WITH HERR FLICK.

I HAVE NEWS WHICH CONCERNS ALL THREE OF US.

TELL US, HELGA.

HERR FLICK SUSPECTS THAT YOU,

LIEUTENANT GRUBER AND THE GENERAL,

ARE PLOTTING TO BLOW UP THE FUHRER

WHEN HE COMES TO ATTEND HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY AT THE CHATEAU.

UTTER NONSENSE.

WE ARE NOT INVOLVED IN ANY SUCH PLOT.

SUCH A THING IS COMPLETELY AGAINST MY NATURE.

WHAT ABOUT THE GENERAL?

ONE NEVER KNOWS WITH GENERALS.

THEY ALL COME FROM SUCH GOOD FAMILIES

THAT THEY COULD BE UP TO ANYTHING.

I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION

THAT HITLER WAS UNABLE TO ATTEND.

THAT COULD BE A COVER, HUBERT.

ALL HIS MOVEMENTS ARE SECRET.

WE MUST KEEP AN EYE ON THE GENERAL.

HERR FLICK HAS ALREADY INSTRUCTED ME TO DO THIS.

REPORT EVERYTHING TO US.

WHOA.

WHOA.

( horse snorts )

OH, THANK YOU, MONSIEUR ALPHONSE,

THAT WAS A LOVELY RIDE,

BUT NOW YOU MUST COME INSIDE AND WE WILL CONFRONT RENE

WITH THE INFORMATION ABOUT HIS INFIDELITY WHICH YOU HAVE GIVEN ME.

BUT ALAS, MADAME, I CANNOT.

THERE IS NO ONE TO HOLD MY HORSE,

I HAVE A DICKY TICKER,

AND YOUR HUSBAND IS MUCH BIGGER THAN I AM.

PLEASE DRIVE ON THEN,

BECAUSE IF MY MOTHER SEES YOU,

IT WILL UPSET HER.

Mamma: EDITH.

EDITH, TELL HIM TO GO AWAY.

WHAT DID I SAY?

GO BACK TO BED, MAMMA.

HE HAS NOT CALLED FOR YOU.

SCOUNDREL!

ALWAYS HE IS PLYING FOR TRADE.

I AM NOT YET READY TO GO.

MADAME EDITH,

AH, GOD! IF YOU WANT ME,

YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.

I GIVE 24 HOUR SERVICE.

- I LOVE YOU. - OH!

WALK ON.

( piano playing out of tune )

RENE, I MUST TALK TO YOU.

DID HE DEVELOP THE FILM?

BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT THAT,

THERE IS SOMETHING I MUST KNOW.

HAVE YOU BEEN KISSING THE SERVANT GIRL BEHIND MY BACK,

MAKING HER PANT AND WRITHE IN ECSTASY?

NO.

OH, RENE, I KNEW I COULD TRUST YOU.

HERE IS THE PICTURE.

GOOD, WE WILL SHOW IT TO MONSIEUR LECLERC.

MONSIEUR LECLERC?

MONSIEUR LECLE-- OY!

( slaps bar ) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I AM TUNING THE PIANO TO MATCH WITH MADAME EDITH'S VOICE.

MADAME,

( hits out-of-tune key four times )

TRY THAT.

LA LA LA LA LAAA!

YES, THAT IS MUCH BETTER.

NEVER MIND ABOUT THAT. COME OVER HERE.

LOOK AT THIS.

IT IS A SAFE.

I KNOW IT WELL.

IT IS A KAISENHOF

GROSSENBLUM SCHWARTZERGAR,

16 LEVER, MULTI-COUNTER MARK III.

CAN YOU OPEN IT?

WITH A KEY, YES.

BUT YOU WERE THE BEST KNOWN SAFEBREAKER IN ALL FRANCE.

INDEED, MADAME, BUT THAT IS BECAUSE I WAS CAUGHT SO OFTEN.

LOOK, CAN YOU OPEN IT OR NOT?

WELL, OF COURSE,

BUT I SHALL NEED SOME PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE.

PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE?

YEAH, IT IS A SORT OF PUTTY SUBSTANCE,

WHICH YOU PRESS INTO THE CRACKS.

NOW, I SHALL NEED

FOUR POUNDS OF PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE,

FIVE FEET OF FUSE DETONATOR,

MATCHES,

AND A POUND OF MILK CHOCOLATE.

WHY THE CHOCOLATES?

BECAUSE I HAVE NOT TASTED IT FOR SO LONG, MADAME.

MAKE SURE THAT MICHELLE GIVES US THE MATERIALS.

EDITH, YOU DEAL WITH THIS.

I HAVE DONE MY BIT.

I RISKED LIFE AND LIMB IN THE CHATEAU,

AND A LOT MORE IN GRUBER'S BEDROOM.

IT IS YOUR TURN.

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE YOU TO DO THIS JOB?

THIS JOB?

FIVE YEARS.

FIVE YEARS?

FOUR MINUTES TO BLOW THE SAFE,

AND THE REST IN THE NICK.

COLONEL, DO YOU HAVE ANY DAMAGE TO REPORT

FROM THE RAID LAST NIGHT?

NOTHING OF ANY CONSEQUENCE.

ACCORDING TO THE BERLIN RADIO,

43 BRITISH PLANES WERE SHOT DOWN.

MY, MY. I DIDN'T KNOW THE BRITISH HAD THAT MANY LEFT.

THAT CHURCHILL IS A WILY OLD FOX.

COLONEL, A PRIVATE WORD IN YOUR EAR.

I FIND YOUR SECRETARY VERY ATTRACTIVE.

HELGA?

AN EXCELLENT EXAMPLE OF GERMAN WOMANHOOD.

AND SEXY WITH IT.

BRING HER TO DINNER AT MY QUARTERS TOMORROW NIGHT.

THAT WILL BE AN HONOR INDEED, GENERAL.

AS SOON AS WE START THE SOUP COURSE,

YOU WILL COMPLAIN OF A SERIOUS STOMACHACHE

AND GO HOME,

LEAVING THE FIELD CLEAR FOR ME.

COULDN'T I WAIT UNTIL THE PUDDING?

NO.

HEIL HITLER.

HEIL HITLER. ( car engine starts )

OH, AND ONE MORE THING.

ARRANGE SOME MUSIC.

ON THE GRAMOPHONE?

NO, REAL MUSIC.

ROMANTIC MUSIC.

THERE MUST BE SOME PEASANTS WHO CAN PLAY SOMEWHERE.

YES, GENERAL.

LET IT BE DONE.

YES, GENERAL.

HEIL HITLER.

HEIL HITLER.

♪ IT ALL SEEMS WRONG, SOMEHOW ♪

♪ I'M NOBODY'S SWEETHEART ♪

♪ NOW. ♪

( silence )

I THINK YOU MUST BE DEAF.

I WISH I WAS.

WHEN I MARRY HER AND TAKE OVER THE CAFE,

SHE WILL NOT SING AGAIN.

UNTIL THEN, MAGNIFICO.

MAGNIFICO.

THE ITALIAN CAPTAIN, HE LIKES ME.

AM I SINGING AS WELL AS EVER?

YOU HAVE NEVER SUNG BETTER.

RENE,

WE NEED THE EXPLOSIVES FOR TOMORROW NIGHT,

AND THE RESISTANCE HAS NOT YET DELIVERED THEM.

I AM GETTING VERY WORRIED.

I AM NOT A BIT WORRIED.

I AM STAYING OUT OF IT.

THE COLONEL WANTS MORE WINE.

OH, DEAR.

HERE IS YOUR WINE, COLONEL.

DID YOU ENJOY YOUR SNAILS?

ONE OF THEM WAS EMPTY.

HE PROBABLY CLIMBED OUT.

I WILL GO INTO THE KITCHEN

AND SEE IF HE IS HIDING UNDER THE LETTUCE.

PUTTY.

PUTTY.

WINDOWS TO MEND.

OH MY GOD.

HEY, BUY YOUR PUTTY FROM A POOR, WEARY, OLD PUTTY SELLER.

COME OVER HERE BY THE BAR,

WEARY OLD PUTTY SELLER.

SHOW ME YOUR WARES.

WINDOWS TO MEND, FROM--

SHUT UP.

PSST! IT IS I, LECLERC.

WHY CAN YOU NOT USE THE BACK DOOR?

BECAUSE IT SAYS ON THE DOOR, "NO TRADESMEN."

I AM NOT A PUTTY SELLER.

REALLY?

THIS IS THE EXPLOSIVE TO BLOW UP THE SAFE.

SHH!

I WILL BUY YOUR PUTTY.

THE WINDOW IN MY ROOM WAS BROKEN BY R.A.F. BOMBER

BEFORE THEY WERE ALL SHOT DOWN.

I AM SORRY, NO. I AM SORRY.

YOU CANNOT BUY THIS PUTTY, THIS IS SAMPLE PUTTY.

AND LOOK AT THIS TERRIBLE WORKMANSHIP.

OH, YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES.

YES, YOU BE ON YOUR WAY, PUTTY SELLER, PLEASE.

RENE, MICHELLE WISHES TO SPEAK WITH US IN THE BACK ROOM.

OH, HECK. HERE, GO THAT WAY.

MIMI, JUST YOU LOOK AFTER THE BAR.

LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY,

I SHALL SAY THIS ONLY ONCE.

WELL, SAY IT QUICKLY,

I HAVE A CAFE FULL OF CUSTOMERS.

THIS IS MY PLAN FOR YOU

TO ENTER THE ROOM OF LIEUTENANT GRUBER

TO OPEN THE SAFE.

DO NOT LOOK AT ME. I AM STAYING HERE.

YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE

WHO KNOWS THE POSITION OF THE SAFE.

I WILL DRAW YOU A MAP.

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.

I AM THE ONE THAT GRUBER FANCIES.

HE WILL NOT BE THERE.

WE WILL DROP A SMOKE CANISTER DOWN HIS CHIMNEY.

THIS WILL CAUSE HIM TO VACATE THE ROOM.

YOU WILL SMASH THE WINDOW

AND GO IN THERE WITH MONSIEUR LECLERC.

HIS ROOM IS ON THE FIRST FLOOR.

THIS IS WHY I HAVE STOLEN A FIRE ENGINE AND A LADDER.

YOU WILL BE DISGUISED AS FIREMEN.

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SEE THE SAFE THROUGH ALL THAT SMOKE.

YOU WILL BE WEARING BREATHING MASKS.

( knocking )

GOOD MOANING.

I AM SORRY THAT I AM LIT,

BUT I HAD TO WIK CURFULLY DOWN THE STROOT,

BECAUSE I HAVE FIVE FIT OF FUSE WOUND ROUND MY LOG,

AND DETONATORS DINGLING DOWN MY TROOSERS.

MADAME EDITH, YOU KNOW THE CHATEAU WELL.

YES, I WORKED THERE AS A SERVING GIRL.

YOU WILL CLIMB ONTO THE ROOF

AND DROP THIS SMOKE CANISTER

DOWN THE THIRD CHIMNEY

COUNTING FROM THE WEST.

I WILL HOLD THE LADDER FOR RENE.

YOU WILL COME ON THE ROOF WITH ME.

YOU WILL DROP THIS CANISTER DOWN THE CHIMNEY

WHEN THE CHURCH CLOCK STRIKES THE FIRST STROKE OF 12:00.

ON THE SIXTH BONG, YOU, RENE,

WILL SMASH THE WINDOW AND LEAP INTO THE ROOM.

IS THIS CLEAR?

( snoring )

AH! WINDOWS TO MEND, GET YOUR PUTTY, PUTTY...

- SHUT UP. - SHUTTING UP.

MY HUSBAND WILL MAKE SURE HE IS THERE.

I HAVE TO REPORT THAT I AM TO TAKE DINNER

WITH GENERAL VON KLINKERHOFFEN TONIGHT.

AT THE CAFE?

IN HIS PRIVATE QUARTERS AT THE CHATEAU.

HE HAS ORDERED THE COLONEL TO FIND PEASANTS

TO PROVIDE THE ROMANTIC MUSIC.

I SUSPECT HE INTENDS HANKY-PANKY--

WHICH I WILL, OF COURSE, RESIST--

AS LONG AS I AM ABLE.

YOU WILL TAKE EVERY OPPORTUNITY

TO FIND EVIDENCE OF THE BOMB PLOT,

IF NECESSARY, BY FERRETING IN THE GENERAL'S PRIVATE DRAWERS

WHEN HIS BACK IS TURNED.

IT SOUNDS A DAUNTING PROSPECT, HERR FLICK.

MEANWHILE, I SHALL FIND

A WAY OF KEEPING YOU UNDER OBSERVATION.

YES, HERR FLICK.

AND DO NOT WEAR THE PERFUME I GAVE YOU.

NO, HERR FLICK.

JUST A LITTLE DAB OF DISINFECTANT BEHIND THE EARS.

QUICK, WE HAVE ONLY SEVEN MINUTES.

RENE, GOOD LUCK.

I WILL REMAIN IN THE CAFE.

MADAME EDITH AND YVETTE WILL BE ALREADY ON THE ROOF.

( rings bell )

SHUT UP!

THE FIRE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO START UNTIL

THE FIRST STROKE OF MIDNIGHT.

AH, ANOTHER INSURANCE JOB.

NOW,

WHERE ARE THE CHIMNEYS?

OH, I'M AFRAID THAT I WILL SLIP.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD AN AFFAIR WITH MY HUSBAND?

MADAME EDITH,

HOW COULD YOU THINK SUCH A THING?

OF COURSE NOT.

IN THAT CASE, TAKE MY HAND.

SHOULD NOT THE MUSICIANS BE HERE BY NOW, COLONEL?

I PUT OUT THE WORD THAT YOU REQUIRED SOME,

BUT YOU KNOW HOW RELUCTANT THE FRENCH ARE TO COOPERATE.

TWO MUSICIANS ARE HERE.

SHALL I TELL THEM TO WAIT?

NO, BRING THEM UP.

A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU, MY DEAR.

IT IS INDEED.

I SEE YOU'VE NEARLY FINISHED YOUR SOUP.

OH, SO I HAVE.

IT WAS SO TASTY, I ALMOST FORGOT.

OOH,

OOH!

WHAT IS WRONG?

IT'S MY ULCER.

OOH, OH.

IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME,

I WILL GO HOME AT ONCE.

OF COURSE. ONE MUST TAKE CARE OF SUCH A THING.

HERE IS YOUR HAT. GOODBYE.

GOODBYE.

HOW UNFORTUNATE, BUT AT LEAST IT GIVES US

A CHANCE TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER.

- ( violin music playing ) - I FEEL MOST HONORED TO BE DINING ALONE

WITH SUCH A DISTINGUISHED GENERAL.

THIS IS QUITE NATURAL.

WHAT A ROMANTIC SOUND.

I WILL LOWER THE LIGHTS AND OPEN THE GOOD CHAMPAGNE.

DO YOU HAVE ANY REQUESTS?

YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR.

I DO NOT KNOW IT,

BUT HUM IT AND WE WILL FOLLOW.

WE HAVE TO PUT IT

DOWN THE THIRD CHIMNEY COUNTING FROM THE WEST.

WHERE IS THE WEST?

THE SUN SETS IN THE WEST,

OR IS IT THE EAST?

THERE IS NO SUN AT MIDNIGHT,

DO NOT CONFUSE ME.

FROM THIS ONE THERE IS COMING MUSIC.

LIEUTENANT GRUBER IS MUSICAL.

HE PLAYS THE PIANO.

IT MUST BE THIS ONE.

( clock tower bongs )

QUICK, LIGHT THE FUSE.

THAT WAS THE FIRST BONG.

YOU HAVE FIVE BONGS TO GET UP THE LADDER.

- WE WILL START NOW. - ( clock bongs )

AT HIS AGE, HE NEEDS ALL THE BONGS HE CAN GET.

( bonging )

HELLO, IS THAT CAFE RENE?

Mimi: Yes.

THIS IS LIEUTENANT GRUBER SPEAKING.

IS RENE THERE?

I'M AFRAID HE HAS POPPED OUT FOR THE MOMENT OR TWO.

OH, WELL, WHEN HE RETURNS,

TELL HIM I WOULD BE DELIGHTED TO SEE HIM

FOR A LITTLE NIGHTCAP IN MY QUARTERS AT THE CHATEAU.

I WILL TELL HIM.

I WONDER IF HE WILL ACCEPT MY INVITATION?

RENE!

HOW KIND OF YOU TO DROP IN.

THERE WAS NO NEED FOR THE DISGUISE.

THE GUARDS HAVE PERMANENT ORDERS TO LET YOU IN.

AND WHO IS YOUR LITTLE FRIEND?

IT IS I, LECLERC.

General: GRUBER, QUICK.

THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER! SOUND THE ALARM!

MY ROOM IS ON FIRE! SEND FOR THE FIRE BRIGADE!

OH, I SEE YOU HAVE ALREADY DONE SO.

GOOD, FULL MARKS. FOLLOW ME.

( alarm bell ringing )

SAVED BY THE BELL.

( theme music playing )