Original subtitles

( theme music playing )

THE LAST TIME WE MET, YOU MAY RECALL THAT

WE HAD JUST ROBBED A BANK TO OBTAIN MONEY FOR THE RANSOM

TO BE PAID TO THE COMMUNIST RESISTANCE,

FOR THE RELEASE OF THE GERMAN OFFICERS,

AND MORE IMPORTANTLY FOR THE RELEASE

OF MY MIDGET SERVING MAID, MIMI LABONQ,

WHO IS CURRENTLY DISGUISED AS A BABY IN A PRAM.

AND HAS THE UH...

PRICELESS PAINTINGS CONCEALED IN HER NAPPY.

LET US JUST HOPE THAT SHE DID NOT HAVE A RESTLESS NIGHT.

OTHERWISE, BY NOW

SHE WILL BE SUFFERING FROM CANVAS RASH.

( banging )

THE, UM-- THE NOISE OF BANGING THAT YOU HEAR

IS MY WIFE AND MONSIEUR ALPHONSE.

THEY ARE IN THE BACK ROOM HIDING THE MONEY,

- I KNOW NOT WHERE. - ( cuckoo clock tweets )

AHH, BEHIND THE CUCKOO CLOCK.

- RENE! - HMM?

HERE IS THE GRAMOPHONE YOU ASKED FOR.

YOU ARE COVERED IN COBWEBS.

HUH?!

HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING STILL AGAIN?

I HAVE BEEN RUMMAGING IN THE ATTIC.

WHERE IS THE HORN?

YVETTE WILL GIVE IT TO YOU.

LET'S SEE, I GOT SOME

NEEDLES, AS YOU ORDERED.

- MEDIUM LOUD. - AND?

AND SOME RECORDS. I HAVE--

"HIT PARADE OF 1926."

SEE IF YOU CAN FIND SOMETHING MORE MODERN.

HERE, AND RUN YOURSELF OVER WITH THIS, HUH?

AH, THE FEATHER DUSTER, ( laughing )

OHHH, BRINGS BACK MEMORIES.

OH, THE GOOD OLD DAYS.

RENE!

YVETTE! YOU MUST NOT DO THAT TO ME IN MY NERVOUS STATE.

DO YOU THINK IT WILL WORK, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS?

OH, I HOPE SO.

I CANNOT CONTINUE TO LET MY WIFE GO ON SINGING.

I AM LOSING CUSTOMERS.

RENE,

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OH, EDITH, I AM VERY WORRIED ABOUT MONSIEUR LECLERC'S

PIANO PLAYING, WHEN HE ACCOMPANIES YOU.

HE DOES NOT DO YOUR VOICE JUSTICE.

I HAVE THOUGHT THE SAME, MYSELF.

IT OCCURS TO ME THAT,

IF YOU WERE TO BE BACKED BY AN ORCHESTRA,

PREFERABLY A VERY LARGE SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA--

A LOUD ONE--

CONDUCTED BY TOSCANINI--

TOSCANINI?!

THEN YOUR FULL POTENTIAL MAY BE REALIZED.

DO YOU MEAN THE TOSCANINI?

WELL, HOW MANY TOSCANINIS ARE THERE?

HERE, LOOK.

TOSCANINI!

BUT WHAT IS THIS OTHER NAME HERE?

IT LOOKS LIKE JEANETTE MACDONALD.

IT IS JUST POSSIBLE THAT SHE MIGHT BE SINGING ON IT,

BUT... THE CUSTOMERS WILL NEVER NOTICE.

YOUR VOICES ARE SO SIMILAR.

WELL, OF COURSE.

I ALWAYS MODEL MYSELF ON HER.

CAN WE TRY A LITTLE BIT?

OF COURSE.

- OH! - YVETTE.

OH! I AM SO NERVOUS.

SINGING IN FRONT OF TOSCANINI.

YVETTE.

UM-HMM.

( record hisses )

( orchestra playing )

( singing with recording ) ♪ LOVE IS WHERE YOU FIND IT ♪

♪ DON'T BE BLINDED ♪

♪ ALL AROUND YOU ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE. ♪

NO, NO, NO.

EDITH...

MUCH QUIETER.

THOSE STURDY PEASANT LUNGS OF YOURS

ARE DROWNING 64 MEMBERS

OF THE NEW YORK PHILHARMONIC.

IT IS BECAUSE I DO NOT SMOKE.

ONCE MORE, PLEASE.

( orchestra playing )

♪ LOVE IS WHERE YOU FIND IT ♪

- ♪ DON'T BE BLINDED... ♪ - QUIETER!

♪ ALL AROUND YOU, EVERYWHERE... ♪

PIANISSIMO.

♪ TAKE IT... ♪

MORE PIANISSIMO STILL.

♪ FOR ROMANCE NOW ♪

♪ WITH SOMEONE THAT YOU CARE... ♪

NOW, YVETTE, YVETTE TURN YOUR BACK.

WHO IS SINGING?

OH, I, UH... I CANNOT TELL.

BUT I THINK IT IS MADAME EDITH.

PERFECT.

YOU OPEN TONIGHT.

OOOH!

HERR FLICK, YOU LOOK DISTRAUGHT,

AND YOUR COMPLEXION HAS CHANGED

FROM ITS USUAL HEALTHY PUTTY COLOR

TO A DEAD WHITE.

WHERE IS THE GENERAL?

HE HAS NOT YET RETURNED FROM MANEUVERS.

I HAVE JUST BEEN TO THE BANK,

WHERE EVERY FRIDAY I COLLECT MY DIVVY.

LAST NIGHT, THE STRONG ROOM WAS BLOWN OPEN,

AND WHOSE MONEY DO YOU THINK HAS BEEN TAKEN?

NOT YOURS, HERR FLICK?

1,000,000 FRANCS FROM MY PERSONAL

GESTAPO SLUSH FUND

HAVE VANISHED WITHOUT A TRACE!

- NO, HERR FLICK. - DO YOU NOT THINK IT'S STRANGE, HELGA,

THAT THIS IS THE IDENTICAL AMOUNT

DEMANDED BY THE RESISTANCE FOR THE RELEASE OF THE COLONEL?

WHO WOULD HAVE THE TEMERITY TO DO SUCH A WICKED DEED?

SOMEONE WHO HATES ME.

EVERYBODY HATES YOU.

IN THE GESTAPO, THIS IS A MEASURE OF ONE'S SUCCESS.

I AM TALKING ABOUT GENERAL VON KLINKERHOFFEN.

YOU CANNOT ACCUSE THE GENERAL,

- NOT WITHOUT EVIDENCE. - I WILL OBTAIN EVIDENCE.

IN THE MEANTIME,

I HAVE NOT YET HAD BREAKFAST.

YOU WILL LEND ME 57 FRANCS,

FOR A HAM SANDWICH AND A CUP OF COFFEE.

YES, HERR FLICK.

I FEEL VERY SMALL AND ALONE.

THEN I SHALL KISS YOU.

IS THAT BETTER?

YES.

PSST!

YOU ARE WANTED IN THE BACK ROOM.

OH, HECK.

IT IS MICHELLE OF THE RESISTANCE.

MORE TROUBLE. YVETTE, LOOK AFTER THE BAR.

I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU.

OOOH!

NOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY,

I SHALL SAY THIS ONLY ONCE.

AFTER MUCH SEARCHING OF MY HEART,

I HAVE COME TO A DIFFICULT DECISION.

I HAVE DECIDED WHAT WE ARE TO DO WITH THE 1,000,000 FRANCS

THAT YOU HAVE STOLEN FROM THE BANK.

WE KNOW WHAT TO DO.

WE ARE TO HAND IT OVER TO THE COMMUNISTS,

SO THEY WILL RELEASE THE GERMANS AND MIMI.

YES, BEFORE THEY CHANGE HER NAPPY

AND DISCOVER SHE IS NOT A BABY.

THAT WAS THE PLAN.

BUT THE RESISTANCE CURRENT ACCOUNT IS OVERDRAWN.

WE NEED MONEY FOR FOOD,

EXPLOSIVES, GUNS, BRIBES,

CLOTHES, MAKEUP.

NOW LOOK HERE,

WE ARE THE ONES WHO ROBBED THE BANK.

YOU WERE JUST THE LOOKOUT.

IF THE RANSOM IS NOT TO BE PAID,

WE WILL WANT OUR SHARE.

THE SAME ALSO APPLIES TO ME.

THEY BURNT HALF OF MY LIFE SAVINGS

BECAUSE THEY RAN OUT OF MATCHES.

EDITH, GET THE MONEY. WE WILL DIVIDE IT UP.

WE WERE RECKONING WE BURNT, UH...

100,000 FRANCS,

IN 5,000 FRANC NOTES.

GIVE IT TO ME. QUICK.

ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR YOU,

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE FOR US.

ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR YOU,

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE FOR US.

HANG ON A MINUTE!

WHY FIVE FOR YOU?

WELL, FIVE OF US ROBBED THE BANK.

THERE WAS ME, EDITH, YVETTE,

MONSIEUR LECLERC, MONSIEUR ALPHONSE.

MONSIEUR ALPHONSE ALREADY HAS SOME.

ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR YOU,

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR FOR US.

ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR YOU,

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR FOR US.

WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ABOUT MIMI?

MIMI WHO?

ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR YOU,

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR FOR US. ONE FOR--

COME QUICKLY,

THERE IS A GREAT EXCITEMENT IN THE TOWN SQUARE.

WE ARE BUSY, WHAT IS HAPPENING?

OOOH, IT IS SOMETHING VERY, VERY STRANGE.

LOOK.

( whistling "Heigh-Ho" )

IT IS MIMI!

I THINK IT WOULD NOT SERVE ANY OF OUR ENDS,

IF SHE WERE TO FIND OUT THAT WE WERE

ABOUT TO ABANDON HER TO HER FATE.

AGREED?

All: AGREED.

MIMI!

MY LITTLE MIMI.

SEE? WE WERE ABOUT TO PAY THE MONEY FOR THE RANSOM.

COME IN THE CAFE.

NOW, WHAT HAPPENED?

AT DAWN THIS MORNING,

WHILST THE GIRLS OF THE COMMUNIST RESISTANCE

WERE TAKING THEIR ABLUTIONS IN A STREAM,

GENERAL VON KLINKERHOFFEN ATTACKED

WITH A SMALL ARMORED BRIGADE.

OUTNUMBERED,

THE GIRLS GRABBED THEIR CLOTHES AND RAN.

IT WAS QUITE A SIGHT.

YES, IT MUST HAVE BEEN.

- DID THEY ESCAPE? - WELL, I THINK SO.

I WAS BUSY HITTING A GERMAN OVER THE HEAD WITH MY PRAM

AND STEALING HIS UNIFORM.

DO YOU STILL HAVE THE PAINTINGS IN YOUR NAPPY?

YES.

WHERE IS THE TALCUM POWDER?

IT'S IN THE BATHROOM.

THANK YOU.

GOOD MOANING.

I HAVE BAD NOSE.

WHEN YOU RIBBED THE BONK,

THERE WAS A WETNESS.

A WITNESS!

HE HAS DRAWN POCTURES OF THE SISPOCTS.

THE SISPOCTS?

YES, YOU ARE THE SISPOCTS.

SUSPECTS!

IS THERE NOT A LANGUAGE SCHOOL,

TO WHICH YOU CAN SEND THIS MAN?

NOBODY HAS SOON THEM BECAUSE I HAVE NOT YET

PINNED THEM ON THE BEARD.

THE BEARD?

THE BEARD OUTSIDE THE POLOOS STOOTION.

HE MEANS THE BOARD

OUTSIDE THE POLICE STATION.

THERE IS MORE BAD NOSE.

THE MONEY YOU NICKED

WAS THE PROOPERTY OF THE GESTOOPOO.

OH MY GOD.

HERE, TAKE IT. TAKE IT ALL.

SAY YOU FOUND IT IN THE STREET,

SAY SOMEBODY GAVE IT TO YOU ANONYMOUSLY.

RENE, RENE. THE COLONEL IS CROSSING THE SQUARE.

OH MY GOD. QUICK, TAKE IT AND GO! GO!

I AM A POLOOSMAN.

I CANNOT HANDLE HOT MINEY.

DO YOUR OWN DITTY WOK.

OH MY GOD,

IF HERR FLICK FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS,

I WILL BE SHOT, SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY.

THE RESISTANCE WILL LOOK AFTER IT.

NO, THEY WILL NOT!

WE WILL NEVER SEE IT AGAIN.

I AM PREPARED

TO CONCEAL IT IN A TOMB.

NO, DON'T LET HIM CONSUME IT.

- I WILL TAKE IT. - NO, PLEASE.

YOU STUPID WOMAN!

I WILL DISAPPEAR LIKE A PHANTOM TO THE HAIRDRESSER.

HURRY, HURRY UP.

THEY ARE NEARLY HERE.

OH, HIDE IT DOWN MY BOSOM.

THERE IS NO ROOM.

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

WELL, IT IS EVIDENT, IS IT NOT?

OH, WE WILL PUT IT DOWN YOUR TROUSERS.

NO, YOU WILL NOT.

FOR GOD'S SAKE,

YOU CANNOT PUT A MILLION FRANCS--

OH! QUICK.

COLONEL VON STROHM.

AH, AH. COLONEL,

HOW NICE TO SEE THAT--

THAT YOU ARE SAFE AND BACK WITH US AGAIN.

EDITH!

WINE FOR THE COLONEL AND THE LIEUTENANT.

HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR YOU, RENE,

THOSE COMMUNIST GIRLS WOULD HAVE SHOT US OUT OF HAND.

HOW CAN I EVER EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE?

JUST DO NOT MENTION IT TO ANYONE, LIEUTENANT.

ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE FRENCH.

RENE, I, UH--

I HEAR A CURIOUS

RUSTLING SOUND?

MICE.

I HAVE THE STRANGE ILLUSION

THAT IT IS COMING FROM YOUR TROUSERS.

EDITH, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TO TELL YOU,

DO NOT PUT STARCH IN MY UNDERWEAR!

GRUBER!

RENE IS BEHAVING

IN A VERY SUSPICIOUS FASHION.

I WOULDN'T BE AT ALL SURPRISED

IF HE'S NOT HIDING THOSE COMMUNIST GIRLS.

FOLLOW HIM.

YES, COLONEL.

RENE?!

LIEUTENANT GRUBER, SHUT THE DOOR. QUICKLY.

COULD IT BE THAT I HAVE HIT THE JACKPOT?

LIEUTENANT GRUBER, IT IS VITAL THAT YOU DO NOT

TELL ANYBODY WHAT YOU HAVE SEEN.

RENE, LONG UNDERWEAR

IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.

I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE MONEY.

OH YES, I SEE.

MY, MY,

YOU DO HAVE A BIG BUNDLE THERE.

LIEUTENANT GRUBER, I WILL TELL YOU THE WHOLE TRUTH.

LAST NIGHT WE BLEW UP THE BANK,

AND STOLE 1,000,000 FRANCS FOR YOUR RELEASE.

YOU DID THAT FOR ME?!

I-- I-- I'M SPEECHLESS.

I-- I'M OVERCOME.

THE BAD NEWS IS THAT THIS IS GESTAPO MONEY.

IF HERR FLICK FINDS OUT,

I WILL BE SHOT,

SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY.

WHAT RISKS YOU HAVE TAKEN FOR ME.

BUT CLEARLY, THE MONEY IS NOT SAFE DOWN YOUR TROUSERS.

NO, WE WILL PUT IT DOWN MY TROUSERS.

FIRST I MUST MAKE ROOM FOR IT.

OH, THE PAINTINGS.

THE, UH, THE VAN CLOMP.

I HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL WITH THE VAN GOGH.

IT IS VERY VALUABLE.

IT HAS VERY ROUGH CANVAS.

( winces )

NOW, YOU HIDE THESE.

NO, LIEUTEN--

OH, PLEASE.

LOOK, I-- I WILL DO IT.

NOW, WE WILL PUT THE MONEY

DOWN MY TROUSERS.

HELP ME, RENE.

I CANNOT REACH THE FLOOR BECAUSE OF THE PAINTINGS.

THEN I WILL GIVE YOU SOME.

HERR GENERAL, AS REQUESTED, THE COLONEL,

THE CAPTAIN AND THE LIEUTENANT ARE OUTSIDE.

BRING THEM IN.

THE GENERAL WILL SEE YOU NOW!

LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT,

RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT,

HALT.

- HEIL HITLER. - Both: HEIL HITLER.

HEIL MUSSOLINI.

NOT WHILE THERE'S ANY BREATH LEFT IN MY BODY.

NOW, YOU'VE ALL HAD A CHANCE TO COLLECT YOUR THOUGHTS.

I WANT A FULL DESCRIPTION OF THE LEADERS

OF THE COMMUNIST RESISTANCE.

THEY WERE GIRLS.

THIS I KNOW. WHAT SORT OF GIRLS?

- VERY LOW CLASS. - WHAT DID THEY LOOK LIKE?

I DID NOT PAY ALL THAT MUCH ATTENTION.

YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT EVERY DETAIL.

ME! I LOOK!

THEY BOTH HAVE THE VERY BIG DETAILS.

GRUBER, YOU WENT TO ART SCHOOL.

YOU'RE AN ARTIST. CAN YOU NOT DRAW THEM?

WELL, UM...

I WAS EXPELLED JUST AFTER WE HAD DONE FISH.

WOULD YOU RECOGNIZE THEM IF YOU SAW THEM AGAIN?

YOU BET YOUR LIFE.

YOU WILL SEARCH FOR THESE GIRLS,

NIGHT AND DAY!

I BLAME YOU FOR ALL OF THIS, COLONEL.

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

47.

DO YOU WANT TO BE IN THIS WAR OR NOT?

WELL,

I'M NOT MAD ABOUT IT.

TO THINK THAT A GROUP OF MEN UNDER MY COMMAND

COULD BE CAPTURED BY A BUNCH OF GIRLS!

WHAT IF THIS INFORMATION SHOULD LEAK OUT?

WHAT WOULD BE THE EFFECT AT HOME?

IN BERLIN, THERE WOULD BE FURY.

IN ROME, THERE WOULD BE ENVY.

IN BADEN-BADEN, THEY WOULD SAY

IT HAD TO HAPPEN EVENTUALLY.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GAVE THE MONEY TO LIEUTENANT GRUBER?

HE IS GERMAN.

HE IS OUR DEADLY ENEMY.

IN MY CASE, HE IS MY DEADLY FRIEND.

BUT ANYWAY, EDITH, HE WILL TAKE CARE OF THE MONEY,

AND MAKE SURE THAT IT CANNOT BE TRACED TO US.

AND IN RETURN, HE GAVE TO ME,

WHAT HE BELIEVES ARE THE GENUINE PAINTINGS.

WHERE ARE THESE PAINTINGS?

DOWN MY TROUSERS.

I WILL PUT THEM WITH THE OTHERS.

NO, I WILL GIVE THEM TO YOU.

HERE, WHEN HE ASKS FOR THEM,

MAKE SURE THAT YOU GIVE HIM THESE

AND NOT THE ORIGINAL PAINTINGS.

WHICH WERE IN MIMI'S TROUSERS?

CORRECT.

OH, YOU HAVE TO BE ON THE BALL

IN THIS GAME, DO YOU NOT?

( knocking )

OH MY GOD! NOT MICHELLE.

DENISE LAROQUE!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? THEY ARE LOOKING FOR YOU EVERYWHERE!

THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME TO THE HOUSE

OF THE MAN I LOVE.

BUT WHAT IF THEY FIND YOU HERE?

THEN WE WILL DIE IN A HAIL OF BULLETS,

FIGHTING TOGETHER IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS.

WELL, SHOULD WE NOT GO SOMEWHERE SAFER?

LIKE THE BUS SHELTER?

NOBODY EVER GOES THERE.

THE SERVICE HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED.

KISS ME.

LET ME FEEL THAT FEELING THAT I FEEL

WHEN YOUR BODY IS CLAMPED TIGHTLY AGAINST MINE.

AH, UH, YES. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT,

BUT DO YOU NOT THINK THAT WE SHOULD DO THIS A BIT LATER, HUH?

MIMI, PSST!

MIMI, YOU NO DOUBT RECOGNIZE,

MS. DENISE LAROQUE, THE LEADER

OF THE COMMUNIST RESISTANCE,

WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS PROBABLY

BEING CIRCULATED THROUGHOUT THE LENGTH

AND THE BREADTH OF THE COUNTRY.

I WOULD BE OBLIGED IF YOU WOULD

HIDE HER SOMEWHERE.

BUT SHE IS A COMMUNIST.

YES, BUT SHE DOES HAVE

MILITANT CONSERVATIVE TENDENCIES.

I WILL HIDE HER IN MY ROOM.

OH, EH, AND FIND HER SOME DIFFERENT CLOTHES.

SHE CAN HAVE SOME OF MINE.

DO NOT BE RIDICULOUS.

( knocking )

OH NO! NOT MICHELLE!

LOUISE!

RENE, I'M ON THE RUN.

YOU MUST HIDE ME.

OH, WELL, I AM A LITTLE BIT FULL UP AT THE MOMENT.

EH, COULD YOU NOT COME BACK NEXT WEEK?

THERE ARE GERMANS EVERYWHERE.

IF I HAVE TO DIE, IT WOULD BE IN YOUR ARMS.

OH! OF COURSE.

WHERE ELSE WOULD A GIRL WANT TO DIE?

DO NOT MOCK ME, RENE.

THE MOMENT THAT I SET EYES ON YOU,

I WANTED TO RUN MY FINGERS THROUGH YOUR HAIR.

WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE,

IT IS THE FIRST PLACE THEY GO FOR.

HIDE ME IN YOUR BEDROOM.

UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE TO SHARE MY BEDROOM

WITH A RATHER ELDERLY MEMBER OF STAFF

AT THE MOMENT. BUT...

AH, COME IN, EDITH.

WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU.

WHO IS THIS GIRL?

SHE IS A RESISTANCE GIRL ON THE RUN.

A COMMUNIST?!

I AM A FRENCH WOMAN FIGHTING TO FREE FRANCE.

OF COURSE,

WE MUST KEEP PARTY POLITICS OUT OF THIS.

I WILL HIDE YOU.

OH, BLESS YOU.

IS SHE ONE OF THOSE?

I HAVE A PLACE FOR YOU IN MY WARDROBE.

THERE ARE ANOTHER 15 GIRLS LOOKING FOR SANCTUARY.

WATCH OUT FOR THEM.

15! OH MY GOD.

RENE,

RENE!

RENE, THE COLONEL AND THE CAPTAIN

AND LIEUTENANT GRUBER HAVE JUST COME INTO THE CAFE.

OH MY GOD! DID THEY SEE THE GIRLS?

NO.

THANK HEAVEN FOR THAT.

- RENE? - YES?

YOU ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO ANY OF THEM, ARE YOU?

WHAT? UGLY GIRLS LIKE THAT?

OF COURSE NOT.

OOOH, HOLD ME, REASSURE ME.

WHICH BIT OF YOU NEEDS REASSURING?

I ACHE ALL OVER FOR YOU.

HERE, PUT OUT YOUR TONGUE.

I THINK YOU ARE COMING DOWN WITH THE FLU.

GO GET AN ASPIRIN.

RENE.

YES?

WE ARE LOOKING FOR THE COMMUNIST GIRLS

WHO CAPTURED US. HAVE YOU SEEN THEM?

NO, COLONEL. NOT A SIGN.

THEY WILL BE WELL OVER THE SPANISH BORDER BY NOW.

AH, COLONEL, CAPTAIN,

LIEUTENANT,

RENE, WINE FOR THIS TABLE.

AH, THE BEAUTIFUL LADY.

I KISS YOUR HAND.

OH, WHAT A CHARMER.

WE ITALIANS, WE CANNOT HELP IT.

WE TURN ON THE TAP AND OUT IT COMES.

I HAVE TONIGHT FOR YOU,

A SPECIAL SONG.

RENE,

ADD SOME CHEESE TO THAT ORDER.

- MONSIEUR LECLERC. - MADAME?

ATTEND TO THE GRAMOPHONE, IF YOU PLEASE?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

ACCOMPANIED BY 64 MEMBERS

OF THE NEW YORK PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA,

CAFE RENE IS PROUD,

NOT TO SAY RELIEVED,

TO PRESENT, MADAME EDITH.

MAESTRO...

( orchestra music playing )

Deep male voice: ♪ OL' MAN RIVER ♪

♪ THAT OL' MAN RIVER ♪

♪ HE MUST KNOW SOMETHIN' ♪

♪ BUT DON'T SAY NOTHIN' ♪

♪ HE JUST KEEPS ROLLIN' ♪

♪ HE KEEPS ON ROLLIN' ♪

THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT IT,

SHE'S IMPROVING.

( theme music playing )