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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,580 --> 00:00:26,400 fb.com / supernovamoviegame 2 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:30,500 I can speak frankly?? - Yes, please 3 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:35,729 Preliminary studies show suffering from oligospermia, 4 00:02:35,740 --> 00:02:39,733 complicated by mild asthenozoospermia constant 5 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:43,330 with traces of teratozoospermia. 6 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:46,936 Lord, what does this mean? 7 00:02:47,060 --> 00:02:50,336 Your sperm are blanks. 8 00:02:50,460 --> 00:02:52,610 Do not deliver the goods. 9 00:02:52,780 --> 00:02:54,736 How? - The "no". 10 00:02:54,900 --> 00:02:58,529 In size, shape, ramosos left their tails ... 11 00:02:58,660 --> 00:03:01,413 This is a complete failure sperm. 12 00:03:01,540 --> 00:03:03,849 That's not my fault? - No! 13 00:03:04,020 --> 00:03:06,375 It has excellent results. 14 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:11,250 It is extremely fertile. But only briefly. 15 00:03:11,380 --> 00:03:14,133 This is related to the length? 16 00:03:16,460 --> 00:03:18,815 Very funny. 17 00:03:18,980 --> 00:03:21,335 I do not know. Let's ask. 18 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:24,890 You ... She accepts my words literally. 19 00:03:25,020 --> 00:03:28,376 This is a sample of his semen. - Go. 20 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:32,133 His sperm is frozen 21 00:03:32,260 --> 00:03:37,209 I notice that when injured. They swim in a circle, aimlessly. 22 00:03:37,380 --> 00:03:42,215 Also, here is a sample of my son's sperm. 23 00:03:42,380 --> 00:03:47,818 Look how strong and how to swim. - If you like the sort of thing. 24 00:03:47,980 --> 00:03:51,052 There Olympics, right? 25 00:03:53,180 --> 00:03:57,014 My son made three grandchildren and one more is on the way. 26 00:03:57,140 --> 00:03:59,893 Perhaps you can borrow one. 27 00:04:05,460 --> 00:04:07,928 No, here again, no. 28 00:04:09,420 --> 00:04:13,254 Dapper that this is no problem with the length. 29 00:04:20,820 --> 00:04:23,618 Here's my boy. 30 00:04:23,780 --> 00:04:27,250 Three grandchildren and one on the road. What a man! 31 00:04:28,540 --> 00:04:30,735 What used underwear? 32 00:04:30,900 --> 00:04:34,859 It takes very close underwear? - No. 33 00:04:34,980 --> 00:04:39,610 He may lose a few pounds. - I just ... 34 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:43,499 You're right, it is very funny. 35 00:04:44,340 --> 00:04:47,332 Use only boxers. 36 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:51,215 Friend, needs room to breathe. 37 00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:54,656 breathing room. Sit. 38 00:04:54,780 --> 00:04:55,060 You have to prevent. 39 00:04:55,060 --> 00:04:56,891 You have to prevent. 40 00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:59,409 The bikinis are narrow. 41 00:04:59,580 --> 00:05:02,413 Boxers are friends testicular. 42 00:05:02,540 --> 00:05:05,657 For objective should not wear bikinis. 43 00:05:05,780 --> 00:05:08,214 It is the temperature? - Yes 44 00:05:08,340 --> 00:05:14,210 Most sperm occurs in less than 34 degrees. 45 00:05:14,340 --> 00:05:16,774 You can refresh your testicles. 46 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:20,973 Cold water helps? - Yes, ice packs. 47 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:24,376 Keywords are space and cold. 48 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:28,618 Space and cooling. - Do we agree? 49 00:05:28,740 --> 00:05:31,334 Until next time. 50 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:34,375 Cherry. 51 00:05:35,380 --> 00:05:39,089 I hate boxers. - I know where to get off. 52 00:05:39,260 --> 00:05:42,058 Oligospermia ... I want a second opinion. 53 00:05:43,020 --> 00:05:45,170 Look at this baby. 54 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:47,768 Come here. 55 00:05:48,540 --> 00:05:51,134 She. 56 00:05:53,260 --> 00:05:56,536 Come. Do not you dare elejarte me. 57 00:06:01,180 --> 00:06:04,616 This is absurd. - Boxers are sexy. 58 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:08,050 Lie. - Dr. Bekhard recommended use. 59 00:06:08,180 --> 00:06:10,774 I believe in miracles. Where is my bikinis? 60 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:13,209 Charlie! 61 00:06:14,180 --> 00:06:16,614 You should treat seriously. 62 00:06:16,740 --> 00:06:19,459 The baby was due in November. 63 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:23,095 March, April, and May, and has already completed. 64 00:06:24,620 --> 00:06:27,453 In my notebook is a mess. 65 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:31,692 Sorry, it's probably hard. 66 00:06:31,900 --> 00:06:35,939 But if you do work harder when you have invested more effort 67 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:39,490 To overcome this difficulty, have a son. 68 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:43,852 Timing. Planets and the stars are in perfect harmony. 69 00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:47,655 Heavenly Music will welcome a child star. 70 00:06:47,780 --> 00:06:50,055 What? - Child Star. 71 00:06:50,220 --> 00:06:52,450 Will beauty. 72 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:55,970 Have long golden hair small and pink cheeks. 73 00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:59,217 Sing, dance and writes poetry. 74 00:06:59,380 --> 00:07:02,690 Lord, I can not wait! 75 00:07:06,340 --> 00:07:08,774 Not now. - To overcome the difficulty. 76 00:07:08,900 --> 00:07:12,495 I'm ovulating. Now we have to choose now. 77 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:15,373 Save your sperm, Thursday. 78 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:19,379 In case of failure. Get an ice pack. 79 00:08:06,180 --> 00:08:08,489 Sorry. 80 00:08:09,540 --> 00:08:12,179 Ice pack and went out. 81 00:08:39,540 --> 00:08:41,656 Charlie ... 82 00:08:41,780 --> 00:08:44,374 Your wife is a stunning girl. 83 00:08:45,140 --> 00:08:48,257 Frank! - What? It's true. 84 00:08:50,700 --> 00:08:53,453 This woman is a hot chick? 85 00:08:57,100 --> 00:08:59,170 See? 86 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:01,894 And I can not believe you can get pregnant! 87 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:06,173 I have a low concentration of sperm. Deal. 88 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:10,532 I've heard that semen is affected by the color of the carpet in the bedroom. 89 00:09:10,740 --> 00:09:13,732 Oh, hell! - No, seriously. 90 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:18,337 Act of mind. Some colors are not fertile. 91 00:09:18,860 --> 00:09:21,738 I wish I knew the answer. 92 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:27,170 Linda wants a child not easily be dismissed. 93 00:09:27,340 --> 00:09:31,219 Because the carpet in your bedroom. What color is it? 94 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:35,617 Beige. - Beige is sterile. 95 00:09:35,740 --> 00:09:40,052 You need something DeColores something productive land. 96 00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:12,974 Carpet ... 97 00:10:13,460 --> 00:10:15,816 I do not need fucking carpet. 98 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:26,299 Come. - Again? 99 00:10:26,420 --> 00:10:28,854 Yes. 100 00:10:35,060 --> 00:10:37,016 Oldersan. - Honey, it's me. 101 00:10:37,140 --> 00:10:40,450 My temperature rises. Go home after work. 102 00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:44,249 I can not. I have a match with Frank. - No longer. 103 00:10:57,620 --> 00:10:61,056 Rip Mallory - genius only in your mind. 104 00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:06,574 If it's for me, not me. 105 00:11:06,780 --> 00:11:09,340 Do not accept calls, huh? 106 00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:12,769 Hi, honey. Something to drink? 107 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:16,250 We had a reservation. You know what time it is? 108 00:11:17,580 --> 00:11:20,219 It was so late? 109 00:11:28,060 --> 00:11:30,654 Shit! 110 00:11:30,780 --> 00:11:33,374 Absolute rubbish! 111 00:11:41,420 --> 00:11:43,729 God! 112 00:11:51,260 --> 00:11:54,570 I fear that we are facing internal complication. 113 00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:57,214 May be reduced Androgen system 114 00:11:57,340 --> 00:12:00,218 Probably varices in the seed tube. 115 00:12:00,380 --> 00:12:02,894 You may need surgery. 116 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:07,093 first blood test and will from testicular tissue. 117 00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:09,973 Please? - Testicular biopsy. 118 00:12:10,140 --> 00:12:12,813 Cut the scrotum. 119 00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:17,212 We take each testicle tissue. Simple procedure. 120 00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:22,491 Will again be back in the saddle. 121 00:12:25,460 --> 00:12:27,690 It was. 122 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:37,853 How do you do? 123 00:12:37,980 --> 00:12:41,655 As your child. - I do not care, Linda. 124 00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:45,699 No one will take me a tissue. All I need. 125 00:12:45,820 --> 00:12:50,450 This is only one surgical procedure. - Knife! Linda! Scalpel! 126 00:12:50,860 --> 00:12:55,570 I am convinced that we must have testicles away from sharp objects. 127 00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:59,130 They are my friends. I prefer them whole. 128 00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:04,334 And my integrity? Do not you understand how important it is for me? 129 00:13:38,220 --> 00:13:41,132 What are you seeing? - "Big Chill". 130 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:44,776 How appropriate. - Obviously not. 131 00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:47,090 You should try it another way. 132 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:51,048 Why not test tube baby? I like the option. 133 00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:54,217 I do not want to participate. - Of course. 134 00:13:54,340 --> 00:13:58,856 I'll start to mess with you and explore their tissues. 135 00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:03,849 It's not natural. Naturally, natural conception and birth. 136 00:14:03,980 --> 00:14:08,496 A baby should conceive in the sweat and passion burning hormones. 137 00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:13,688 Organic course. - There is a way, but failed. 138 00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:18,330 Come on, Linda. 139 00:14:18,460 --> 00:14:22,931 Not to worry. We will keep trying. 140 00:14:23,980 --> 00:14:28,212 Forget what the doctor said Bekhard? Miracles do happen. 141 00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:38,454 The situation is serious. 142 00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:43,574 Perhaps I change the carpets. 143 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:50,538 I called my cousin Ray. You know, Ray Burns. 144 00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:53,419 Keeps carpet shop in Pomona. 145 00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:55,060 I hope to offer a good price for the new carpet in the bedroom. 146 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:58,848 I hope to offer a good price new carpet in the bedroom. 147 00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:03,929 This may help - change of pace, something different. 148 00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:07,416 Yes Charlie and I think something. 149 00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:10,648 It struck me as an idea, but. .. 150 00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:14,056 What makes you think surrogate parent? 151 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:22,695 Please? - Surrogate parent. 152 00:15:22,820 --> 00:15:24,856 Never! - Wait. 153 00:15:24,980 --> 00:15:29,451 Not a bad idea. In "Big Chill" a lonely woman wants a child. 154 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:33,653 Not with your spouse but with friend of her husband and her husband agreed. 155 00:15:33,780 --> 00:15:37,011 Finally, it seems positive. 156 00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:41,531 She gave birth to a child? - How do I know? the movie ends. 157 00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:45,573 And had oligospermia? - It's just a movie. 158 00:15:45,740 --> 00:15:48,652 Exactly. - Do not listen to me! 159 00:15:48,820 --> 00:15:53,052 On the contrary. Another? will become the father of my child. 160 00:15:53,260 --> 00:15:55,694 We're taking it the wrong way 161 00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:59,369 You be the spiritual father. You will have input. 162 00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:03,499 Think side effects? 163 00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:07,408 You'll make breakfast? Which like eggs? Ovulating? 164 00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:13,137 I want you to help me choose right man to accept. 165 00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:15,820 You know what's amazing? 166 00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:18,056 Is not the fact that someone is involved 167 00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:21,058 Not that I asked for help. 168 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:25,890 I am shocked, hopefully you express enthusiasm. 169 00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:29,535 Impersonal relationships. 170 00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:32,299 We talk about sex. 171 00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:37,693 We talked about member of penetration not mine! 172 00:16:37,820 --> 00:16:42,814 Fear not enter your member to its "property right" seems to be the case 173 00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:45,932 It is public property, right? 174 00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:49,251 I did not want to tell you to act alone. 175 00:16:49,380 --> 00:16:52,929 But I want you to participate, And you deliver me 176 00:16:53,060 --> 00:16:55,972 Do you think I want to sleep with a stranger? 177 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,734 I look forward this experience? 178 00:16:58,860 --> 00:17:01,977 I believe in me? 179 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:05,331 Look, dear. 180 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:09,095 I feel the same as you but accepts the facts. 181 00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:13,099 There is no law that establishes we have a child. 182 00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:17,697 There are many childless couples, and have survived for 40-50 years 183 00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:20,932 But this marriage not hold. 184 00:17:27,940 --> 00:17:30,329 Maybe he's right. 185 00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:33,497 It's probably selfish. 186 00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:37,858 You may have to sacrifice due to our marriage. 187 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:41,934 Not. 188 00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:44,173 It's so beautiful. 189 00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:49,695 And I was right. 190 00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:51,288 Maybe not so bad. 191 00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:54,378 Unless it is a fool. 192 00:19:56,700 --> 00:20:00,409 How will you approach one to get a pair? 193 00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:04,055 Put an ad in the newspaper? 194 00:20:05,340 --> 00:20:07,808 I'm not interested. - Yes 195 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:11,774 If it were the only option available ... 196 00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:25,218 First you must have a large number of sperm and proven performance. 197 00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:28,810 We need to ensure success a quick throw. 198 00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:32,819 Why can not the son of Dr. Bekhard? It has a healthy sperm. 199 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:36,410 Must be your friend, confidence. 200 00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:38,935 Do not think any of my acquaintances. 201 00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:41,699 Why can not my brother Jack? 202 00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:46,098 Good to be a family. The father should be like me. 203 00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:51,374 Honey, when you choose a donor must have the best genes. 204 00:20:51,540 --> 00:20:54,452 I want our child to have strengths. 205 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:58,738 Why not Ray's cousin? - God! 206 00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:04,293 She's smart and if you have no intention to be his friend, he is the man. 207 00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:06,490 Be serious. 208 00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:08,736 Why did not your friend? 209 00:21:08,860 --> 00:21:11,374 Do not keep me in suspense. 210 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:16,574 I can not choose the right person for you if you do not tell me who it is 211 00:21:16,740 --> 00:21:19,459 What about Gordon Mallory? 212 00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:22,299 Gordon Mallory! 213 00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:25,139 Who is Gordon Mallory? - You know. 214 00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:27,854 You tell Rip. 215 00:21:27,980 --> 00:21:30,733 Rip Mallory! That crazy? 216 00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:33,215 Not crazy. It looks decent. 217 00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:37,174 Rarely, writes poetry and recites with euphoria. 218 00:21:37,340 --> 00:21:39,854 This is exactly what I mean. 219 00:21:39,980 --> 00:21:44,053 He is a poet, is intelligent, cute and funny. 220 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:47,849 Crazy, Strange. - Sensitive. Eccentric. 221 00:21:47,980 --> 00:21:53,498 Not dangerous, but not querr�venir home to sleep with my wife. 222 00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:57,408 There are five children. - Weird, wild children. 223 00:21:57,540 --> 00:22:00,532 Even inhumane. - Your wife is right. 224 00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:04,329 Are not normal family. I hear what is not. 225 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:08,095 He had a history of ear ... - Five children, Charlie! 226 00:22:09,420 --> 00:22:12,617 Rip Mallory? - It can be considered. 227 00:22:12,740 --> 00:22:15,254 First asleep. 228 00:22:20,980 --> 00:22:23,050 Rip can not accept. 229 00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:27,617 You may not like. Damn! Naturally, you'll like it. 230 00:22:27,740 --> 00:22:32,018 Maybe she does not like. Damn, not regret. 231 00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:34,296 Hell take me. 232 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:40,731 Parenting is a great experience. 233 00:22:40,940 --> 00:22:43,738 I became a new man. 234 00:22:43,860 --> 00:22:47,535 Understanding what is really important in life. 235 00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:53,413 Charlie, look at this with our hearts. 236 00:22:54,660 --> 00:22:56,730 What is it? 237 00:22:56,860 --> 00:22:59,738 Nothing new with Linda, eh? 238 00:23:00,020 --> 00:23:03,137 I said I would find a solution. 239 00:23:03,260 --> 00:23:06,491 God! Look, I thought ... 240 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:12,613 If you still do not have any results why not try? 241 00:23:12,740 --> 00:23:15,459 My sperm is normal. 242 00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:20,736 Just kidding. 243 00:23:20,860 --> 00:23:23,249 Just kidding. 244 00:24:19,380 --> 00:24:21,814 Hello. 245 00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:26,458 Hello. Oldersan'm Charlie. - Of course! 246 00:24:26,620 --> 00:24:29,088 I'm Maureen. 247 00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:33,215 I was working in the garden. 248 00:24:33,380 --> 00:24:36,133 Wonderful 249 00:24:36,260 --> 00:24:39,297 I have the talent to grow all crops. 250 00:24:39,460 --> 00:24:42,930 When Gordon told you to come? Now write an epic poem. 251 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:54,174 Gordon? 252 00:25:04,180 --> 00:25:06,648 Charlie Oldersan here. 253 00:25:06,820 --> 00:25:09,095 What do you want? 254 00:25:09,220 --> 00:25:11,859 He wants to talk to you. 255 00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:15,050 Tell him I'm creating. 256 00:25:15,220 --> 00:25:18,018 That broke my muse. 257 00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:23,978 I brought a bottle. 258 00:25:33,860 --> 00:25:36,579 Removes the books of this chair. 259 00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:40,220 I hope it's brandy. 260 00:25:47,900 --> 00:25:50,368 Charlie, welcome. 261 00:25:52,140 --> 00:25:54,893 Pleasant surprise. - Hope it's not annoying. 262 00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:58,490 Dame. Write an epic poem, nothing serious. 263 00:25:58,660 --> 00:26:01,128 Sit. 264 00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:06,375 Root Beer. 265 00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:09,173 How's your wife? - Linda ... 266 00:26:12,900 --> 00:26:14,891 Very well. 267 00:26:15,020 --> 00:26:20,617 I remembered her. Participate in group meditation, pray for peace. 268 00:26:23,060 --> 00:26:26,211 You can not hug a child with nuclear weapons. 269 00:26:26,340 --> 00:26:28,376 Truth? 270 00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:32,254 He came to talk to me. - Actually, yes. 271 00:26:32,380 --> 00:26:37,170 See? Do not come to attack with a populist mentality. 272 00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:41,179 Sale. Go to your point makrameto. Leave us alone. 273 00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:46,055 According to Linda Hazle when possible. I call it a day. 274 00:26:49,180 --> 00:26:53,617 So, Rip ... - Want to hear some poetry? 275 00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:58,211 He walked to his chair. Introjo a range of thought cherished. 276 00:27:00,580 --> 00:27:03,048 Silence! 277 00:27:07,140 --> 00:27:10,018 This will love. 278 00:27:10,140 --> 00:27:13,371 Heavyweight in modern Homeric poems. 279 00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:16,492 It is entitled "Nuclear". 280 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:20,616 The theme is the destruction. 281 00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:25,457 Nuclear devastation. 282 00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:33,298 Utopia, crossed by visions Blake related disclosures. 283 00:27:34,340 --> 00:27:36,808 Shut up! 284 00:27:41,140 --> 00:27:44,450 We go to a quiet place. - No need. 285 00:27:55,260 --> 00:27:57,979 I wanted to talk in private. 286 00:27:58,620 --> 00:28:00,736 Why? 287 00:28:00,860 --> 00:28:03,420 The issue is delicate. 288 00:28:03,540 --> 00:28:06,612 I want to ask you a favor. 289 00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:12,859 Frankly, I do not like do a favor. It becomes habit. 290 00:28:12,980 --> 00:28:15,813 Let me explain. 291 00:28:15,980 --> 00:28:19,290 By Linda, want to have a family. 292 00:28:19,420 --> 00:28:22,457 With children? - Yes 293 00:28:22,620 --> 00:28:26,579 With everything you say I can not change your decision? 294 00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:29,897 She wants to have a child star. 295 00:28:31,300 --> 00:28:33,814 Yes, I understand. 296 00:28:33,940 --> 00:28:36,932 Very popular recently. 297 00:28:37,060 --> 00:28:40,211 Good luck to you. Attempts are the most fun. 298 00:28:40,340 --> 00:28:42,934 There's work. Not so easy. 299 00:28:43,060 --> 00:28:46,530 We have some difficulties. - I understand. 300 00:28:46,700 --> 00:28:49,214 We will give you advice. 301 00:28:49,380 --> 00:28:52,099 I encourage you to drink wine. 302 00:28:52,260 --> 00:28:54,899 Reading poetry, listening to Barry White 303 00:28:55,020 --> 00:28:58,296 I suffer ... disease. 304 00:28:58,420 --> 00:29:01,617 Call ... 305 00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:05,449 Oligospermia. - A small number of sperm. 306 00:29:07,060 --> 00:29:09,255 It is of these things. 307 00:29:09,380 --> 00:29:11,848 I did everything in my power 308 00:29:11,980 --> 00:29:16,053 but want to get a testicular biopsy. 309 00:29:16,180 --> 00:29:21,812 And I feel the same, but Linda is firm. biological clock. 310 00:29:21,980 --> 00:29:26,098 This is unfortunate but what I can do? 311 00:29:26,220 --> 00:29:29,417 Did you see "big chill"? - No. 312 00:29:29,540 --> 00:29:32,816 In the movie ... 313 00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:35,818 a woman wants a child. 314 00:29:35,980 --> 00:29:38,289 And ... 315 00:29:38,460 --> 00:29:42,738 It does so with the best friend of her husband. 316 00:29:46,620 --> 00:29:49,657 We need help. 317 00:29:49,780 --> 00:29:52,578 Replacing reserves. 318 00:29:52,740 --> 00:29:55,060 A man with a good performance. 319 00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:55,890 A man with a good performance. 320 00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:58,689 In the field of semen. 321 00:29:58,820 --> 00:30:01,380 You mean ... 322 00:30:04,140 --> 00:30:07,098 You mean ... 323 00:30:09,300 --> 00:30:11,336 Let me fix my mind. 324 00:30:11,460 --> 00:30:14,896 In fact, I want ... 325 00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:21,177 I realize that the idea is revolutionary. - Is Homeric! 326 00:30:21,860 --> 00:30:23,851 And his wife is okay? 327 00:30:23,980 --> 00:30:27,575 She did not want but I took it for you. 328 00:30:27,740 --> 00:30:31,733 And do you care? - I agree 329 00:30:31,940 --> 00:30:36,058 Linda is the running with a blue blouse. 330 00:30:36,220 --> 00:30:39,257 Simply. - Beautiful creature. 331 00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:42,053 I have not had the proposal. 332 00:30:42,220 --> 00:30:45,530 Everyone has to sign a contract. 333 00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:49,377 You will not pay. - For protection. 334 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:54,733 We're friends. - And according amicably. 335 00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:57,016 No one else hears. 336 00:30:57,140 --> 00:31:02,214 Maureen stays joyful ignorance, which is his strong side. 337 00:31:02,380 --> 00:31:07,977 That is, you do not understand? - I'm not sure I understand. 338 00:31:08,940 --> 00:31:11,454 Toast ... 339 00:31:14,620 --> 00:31:17,339 Toast ... 340 00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:20,815 ... for our child. 341 00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:36,812 Still not wearing them? - All you need is 10 minutes 342 00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:44,775 Why should you eat? - Called hospitality. 343 00:31:44,900 --> 00:31:49,098 Is not that enough? - Makes our service. 344 00:31:50,660 --> 00:31:53,128 You put something in? 345 00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:59,417 What's this? Fried zucchini. 346 00:31:59,540 --> 00:32:01,496 Where's the caviar? 347 00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:04,976 We help you relax. - I'm not nervous. 348 00:32:05,100 --> 00:32:07,295 Neither do I. 349 00:32:07,460 --> 00:32:10,975 I have to go change. Put the sausage. 350 00:32:11,140 --> 00:32:14,371 He put his sausage. - I hear you. 351 00:32:25,820 --> 00:32:28,209 Hello, neighbor. 352 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:31,019 For me? 353 00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:48,212 Want something to drink Yes, I have, fuck my wife. What more do you want? 354 00:33:10,660 --> 00:33:14,096 I brought to the medical record. 355 00:33:14,940 --> 00:33:19,297 The doctor told me I have the physique of a marathon runner. 356 00:33:19,460 --> 00:33:21,655 He will meet with the sprint. 357 00:33:21,820 --> 00:33:27,656 Contract. Drafted for each responsibility - legal and financial. 358 00:33:28,260 --> 00:33:31,616 Signature on the bottom. 359 00:33:46,180 --> 00:33:48,614 Hello. 360 00:34:02,460 --> 00:34:05,372 Hi, I'm Linda. 361 00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:08,570 It's like its salsa. 362 00:34:08,740 --> 00:34:11,538 It is quite creamy. - Thanks. 363 00:34:14,660 --> 00:34:17,254 Can we talk? 364 00:34:17,820 --> 00:34:20,334 Excuse me. 365 00:34:32,100 --> 00:34:35,570 What's this? - Is a negligee, I've seen before. 366 00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:39,579 And why do you see? - Is because we stay in bed together. 367 00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:42,089 I must stress? 368 00:34:42,220 --> 00:34:46,736 What do you wear underneath? lace body know? 369 00:34:46,860 --> 00:34:50,569 Not to sound honky. 370 00:34:50,700 --> 00:34:55,060 I bought it for Valentine's Day. With the heart! 372 00:34:55,660 --> 00:34:59,175 I must be tempting, to awaken. 373 00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:01,939 He's a professional. Not required. 374 00:35:02,060 --> 00:35:05,416 Do not take it personally. I know I do. 375 00:35:11,580 --> 00:35:14,014 How about some music? 376 00:35:14,340 --> 00:35:16,979 Hermoso. 377 00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:20,934 As your eyes. 378 00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:24,488 Excuse me. 379 00:35:42,980 --> 00:35:46,689 You look worried. - It is for the first time, 380 00:35:46,820 --> 00:35:50,893 Want to postpone for another night, huh? - Okay. 381 00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:54,734 Gordon. 382 00:35:56,540 --> 00:35:58,531 I'm ready. 383 00:35:58,660 --> 00:36:01,333 Obviously I get a signal. 384 00:36:06,380 --> 00:36:09,133 Again, thank you, Charlie. 385 00:36:34,340 --> 00:36:36,774 Give them to me to me. 386 00:36:38,860 --> 00:36:42,170 and ... - Here we go. 387 00:36:43,340 --> 00:36:46,173 Nice room. - Yes, thank you. 388 00:36:47,740 --> 00:36:51,255 Take off your raincoat, relax. 389 00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:12,009 I'm looking for my Giants jacket - He's down. 390 00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:42,535 Charlie. 391 00:37:42,700 --> 00:37:45,931 Ray! They are hard to find. 392 00:37:46,260 --> 00:37:50,094 Large country house. It's good to have money. 393 00:37:50,220 --> 00:37:53,451 As mentioned, how is Linda? - What are you doing here? 394 00:37:53,580 --> 00:37:58,131 She told me to stop for a while. Do not interrupt, do not you? 395 00:37:59,420 --> 00:38:05,655 Awesome! Whenever you eat well? Get fat. 396 00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:12,817 Everything okay in there? - Yes, I'm coming. 397 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:17,536 "Tell me, Apollo, 398 00:38:17,660 --> 00:38:23,098 that in its noble pedestal arrogantly looking hell fire. " 399 00:38:25,780 --> 00:38:28,419 Here is the milk. - Thanks. 400 00:38:28,780 --> 00:38:31,248 My stomach is a minefield. 401 00:38:33,700 --> 00:38:36,373 I have an ulcer. 402 00:38:36,740 --> 00:38:40,892 You should not eat fried zucchini. - Vegetables if I can. 403 00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:44,729 I wanted the bedroom carpet, right? - Yes 404 00:38:44,900 --> 00:38:48,131 I can look?? - No, he's busy 405 00:38:49,180 --> 00:38:52,058 Linda is sleeping. 406 00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:56,612 She's sick? - No. Yes 407 00:38:56,780 --> 00:38:59,738 A little tired. - I understand. 408 00:39:12,420 --> 00:39:16,698 Honey, what do you have? - I can not do. 409 00:39:17,220 --> 00:39:20,018 We are making a joint effort. 410 00:39:20,220 --> 00:39:23,769 Say was doing the right and responsible. 411 00:39:26,100 --> 00:39:28,739 Is Ray? 412 00:39:41,940 --> 00:39:44,932 Dreaming of a nightmare. - How beautiful. 413 00:39:45,420 --> 00:39:49,015 I liked her dress Is her heart? 414 00:39:49,900 --> 00:39:52,460 I have to buy one for Dorothy. 415 00:39:52,620 --> 00:39:55,060 Did you miss? - No. 417 00:39:56,300 --> 00:40:00,930 By Linda know what you're looking for? - Yes, the earth colors. 418 00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:14,414 Excuse. 419 00:40:19,740 --> 00:40:23,130 Beautiful dress. - Thank you. It's yours. 420 00:40:23,260 --> 00:40:26,218 Blocked the bathroom and shall not come. 421 00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:28,934 What have you done? 422 00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:56,692 You must be the cousin Ray. 423 00:40:57,060 --> 00:40:59,699 Linda told me you were here. 424 00:41:00,100 --> 00:41:02,614 Buy rugs. 425 00:41:03,140 --> 00:41:05,415 It's no secret. 426 00:41:05,540 --> 00:41:08,691 I hope I have explained Charlie. - Oh, yes. 427 00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:12,294 Like poetry? 428 00:41:20,380 --> 00:41:22,894 See you soon. 429 00:41:27,420 --> 00:41:30,253 I think we're ready for you. 430 00:41:31,660 --> 00:41:34,128 Less poems. 431 00:41:51,660 --> 00:41:54,572 It is a masseuse. - Yes 432 00:41:55,940 --> 00:41:59,979 As I massaged? - No. 433 00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:02,853 What happens here? 434 00:42:04,340 --> 00:42:07,935 Ever heard of oligospermia? 435 00:42:08,060 --> 00:42:11,097 Something like ESP 436 00:42:13,860 --> 00:42:17,489 Want to touch you somewhere? - No. 437 00:42:17,620 --> 00:42:20,418 I can not explain. 438 00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:23,538 I blocked it completely. 439 00:42:24,340 --> 00:42:26,934 Ok look ... 440 00:42:27,900 --> 00:42:32,451 Imagine I'm your husband. - It will not happen. 441 00:42:32,620 --> 00:42:36,056 Imagine I'm Mel Gibson. 442 00:42:37,780 --> 00:42:40,852 Imagine that I am any 443 00:42:41,700 --> 00:42:44,453 I can not pretend. 444 00:42:46,820 --> 00:42:49,493 Then do not. 445 00:43:04,220 --> 00:43:07,769 But it's your own wife your bedroom ... 446 00:43:07,900 --> 00:43:10,619 Why do not you ask him? I have two children. 447 00:43:10,780 --> 00:43:13,817 I was considering. 448 00:43:14,220 --> 00:43:17,178 Even I think it was one of the finalists. 449 00:43:18,700 --> 00:43:21,578 Strictly business relationship, huh? - Strictly. 450 00:43:22,540 --> 00:43:25,008 Is she okay? 451 00:43:56,180 --> 00:43:58,614 What? - You screamed. 452 00:43:58,740 --> 00:44:01,459 I was a little excited. 453 00:44:01,580 --> 00:44:05,414 When is your next appointment? - Tonight. 454 00:44:06,740 --> 00:44:10,619 We will use I'm ovulating. - I understand. 455 00:44:10,740 --> 00:44:13,857 Wrought iron while it is hot. 456 00:44:29,140 --> 00:44:31,813 Charlie ... 457 00:44:35,020 --> 00:44:37,534 I'm done. 458 00:44:40,060 --> 00:44:43,416 1:30 a.m. - I fell asleep. 459 00:44:43,860 --> 00:44:46,613 Again, thank you. 460 00:45:08,660 --> 00:45:11,413 Good catch! 461 00:45:12,380 --> 00:45:14,940 Bravo! - Oh! 462 00:45:15,100 --> 00:45:18,809 Motherhood is a challenge. Hope is born. 463 00:45:18,940 --> 00:45:22,455 Are you expecting a child? - No. We do experiments. 464 00:45:22,580 --> 00:45:26,368 It will become a wonderful mother. You know how to dress. 465 00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:33,813 I want to teach a normal child. Open, free and easy. 466 00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:37,012 Would you hit it from your children? - No, no. 467 00:45:37,900 --> 00:45:40,573 If it's too fast. 468 00:45:44,460 --> 00:45:50,376 Did you hear that call you? - Gordon, this is Charlie's wife. 469 00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:52,616 Hello. 470 00:45:52,780 --> 00:45:56,819 The toilet is broken. How I can concentrate? 471 00:45:57,940 --> 00:45:59,931 I did not use it. - Do you? 472 00:46:00,060 --> 00:46:03,689 No! - The whole time he was with me. 473 00:46:03,820 --> 00:46:07,051 Someone must use, the toilet is not operated by itself. 474 00:46:07,180 --> 00:46:09,694 You just have to maneuver the handle. 475 00:46:09,820 --> 00:46:14,689 I will not spend more divine energy handles on the toilets. 476 00:46:14,820 --> 00:46:18,130 I am very excited about the creative impulse. 477 00:46:18,820 --> 00:46:22,290 Oh, sorry. I did not know. 478 00:46:25,540 --> 00:46:28,100 Back immediately. 479 00:46:28,340 --> 00:46:32,618 I'll bring the cookies for the kids. Sorry. 480 00:46:32,740 --> 00:46:35,857 Art is my hostage 481 00:46:35,980 --> 00:46:39,052 When will this persecution? 482 00:46:40,620 --> 00:46:43,339 Oh, Gordon .. . 483 00:46:44,060 --> 00:46:46,449 No children. 484 00:46:46,620 --> 00:46:50,215 Sooner or later should learn about infidelity. 485 00:46:50,340 --> 00:46:54,299 We need to see you. We've seen the doctor. 486 00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:57,448 We have failed. 487 00:46:57,580 --> 00:47:00,174 �Qu� l�stima! Vamos a intentarlo de nuevo. 488 00:47:00,300 --> 00:47:02,939 Y una y otra vez... 489 00:47:03,100 --> 00:47:05,614 Puede continuar durante meses. 490 00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:13,218 Cuidado con el diablo te lleve! 491 00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:16,174 peque�os salvajes! 492 00:47:16,300 --> 00:47:19,656 Oh, �qu� hacemos? �Estamos locos? 493 00:47:19,780 --> 00:47:22,374 Tu debes estar loca. Para m� es normal. 494 00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:26,778 Charlie no se comprometi� a seguir. - �l sabe lo que hacemos. 495 00:47:26,900 --> 00:47:32,293 �Cree que es s�lo una transacci�n. - Cada transacci�n tiene extras. 496 00:47:32,420 --> 00:47:35,298 Permanece la cuesti�n de la moralidad. 497 00:47:35,460 --> 00:47:37,576 Esta es la intervenci�n de Dios. 498 00:47:37,700 --> 00:47:39,656 �l quiere que estamos juntos. 499 00:47:39,780 --> 00:47:44,570 Dos personas excepcionales que que est�n destinados a crear un ni�o. 500 00:47:44,740 --> 00:47:47,015 Estrella infantil. 501 00:47:47,140 --> 00:47:49,574 Yo lo arregl� - Aqu�! 502 00:47:49,740 --> 00:47:53,733 Gordon, �qu� est�s haciendo? - As� est� mejor? 503 00:47:53,900 --> 00:47:58,018 Ten�a un dolor en el cuello. - Esto no va a ayudar. 504 00:47:58,180 --> 00:48:00,171 Si�ntese. 505 00:48:00,300 --> 00:48:03,531 �C�mo est� el ba�o? - La dej� sin agua. 506 00:48:03,700 --> 00:48:07,375 Genio! �Qu� pasa si hay que usarla? 507 00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:10,651 Nadie me respeta en esta casa? 508 00:48:10,780 --> 00:48:12,930 No se hacen da�o mientras estoy fuera? 509 00:48:13,060 --> 00:48:15,779 Qu�date. Quieta 510 00:48:19,140 --> 00:48:21,608 Ya estoy mejor. Gracias. 511 00:48:21,780 --> 00:48:26,251 �En serio? Yo lo aprend� de la casa de curaci�n hol�stica. 512 00:48:26,380 --> 00:48:29,213 Las manos tienen poderes curativos. 513 00:48:32,260 --> 00:48:35,536 Lo sentimos. �Cuidado! 514 00:48:35,660 --> 00:48:37,696 Muy dulce. 515 00:48:37,820 --> 00:48:40,892 �Por qu� decidi� tener cinco hijos? �Planea ellos? 516 00:48:41,020 --> 00:48:43,454 No, las flores florecen en mayo. 517 00:48:43,580 --> 00:48:49,450 Gordon no ha aceptado la anticoncepci�n. Considera que es simb�lico repulsivo. 518 00:48:49,580 --> 00:48:53,698 Es decir, usted puede tener m�s hijos? - No, hemos terminado. 519 00:48:54,580 --> 00:48:57,492 As� que no puedes ... - Yo puedo. 520 00:48:57,660 --> 00:49:00,618 Seg�n el m�dico Estoy sumamente f�rtil. 521 00:49:00,740 --> 00:49:03,493 As� que no lo hacen... - S�. 522 00:49:03,660 --> 00:49:06,174 Para Gordon es como respirar. 523 00:49:06,340 --> 00:49:09,537 �Y c�mo sabes... - Gordon se cuida. 524 00:49:09,660 --> 00:49:11,810 Se realiz� una vasectom�a. 525 00:49:11,940 --> 00:49:14,010 El agua entr� en la nariz? 526 00:49:14,180 --> 00:49:16,740 .. La vasectom�a. - S�, lo s�. 527 00:49:16,900 --> 00:49:21,690 Corta el tubo de paso Y detiene la labor. 528 00:49:21,820 --> 00:49:26,177 Gordon lo va a explicar mejor. P�dale que en alg�n momento. 529 00:49:26,300 --> 00:49:28,734 La vasectom�a. 530 00:49:36,620 --> 00:49:40,738 Hola, Linda. Charlie est� en casa? - No. 531 00:49:40,860 --> 00:49:43,693 Me alegro de verte. 532 00:49:47,860 --> 00:49:52,490 Decid� pasar a medir la alfombra de nuevo. �Te importa? 533 00:49:52,900 --> 00:49:55,573 Estoy seguro de que la medida es exacta. 534 00:49:55,700 --> 00:49:56,060 As� que hacemos negocios. En caso de dejar algo a sus hijos. 536 00:50:07,140 --> 00:50:09,290 Ray ... 537 00:50:19,580 --> 00:50:22,333 Y qu� paso con la parte de "truco"? 538 00:50:27,020 --> 00:50:29,329 Culo. 539 00:50:33,060 --> 00:50:35,369 Me has asustado. 540 00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:45,051 Ah� est�. Gordon se desmayar�a si lo ve en su escritorio. 541 00:50:45,180 --> 00:50:47,296 Sagrado territorio. 542 00:50:47,460 --> 00:50:50,258 Yo quer�a ver el mundo trav�s de los ojos del genio. 543 00:50:50,380 --> 00:50:53,292 Es diferente. Gracias. 544 00:50:55,460 --> 00:50:59,772 �D�nde est� Gordon? Cruza el cementerio en busca de inspiraci�n? 545 00:51:00,220 --> 00:51:05,214 Dijo que ir�a con usted. - Oh, s�. Me olvid� por completo. 546 00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:10,690 Al parecer, nos cruz�bamos. - No lo escude. Yo s� lo que pasa. 547 00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:14,614 �En serio? - Gordon est� enamorado de nuevo 548 00:51:15,060 --> 00:51:18,814 �C�mo que de nuevo? - Siempre en el amor. Es un poeta. 549 00:51:20,340 --> 00:51:23,412 He encontrado algunos de sus poemas. 550 00:51:23,540 --> 00:51:26,259 Sus poemas? - Sus cartas de amor. 551 00:51:26,380 --> 00:51:28,530 Ocultandose detr�s de Thomas Hardy. 552 00:51:28,700 --> 00:51:31,339 Siempre se enconde as�. 553 00:51:33,340 --> 00:51:36,696 Juegos de palabras, este no es particularmente buena. 554 00:51:39,980 --> 00:51:44,019 "Ahora est� disponible para mi las maravillas del amor. 555 00:51:44,140 --> 00:51:47,689 Mientras caminaba En un sue�o profundo. 556 00:51:47,820 --> 00:51:52,336 Oh, Musa, Me pregunto c�mo la pelvis encontrado el amor! 557 00:51:53,060 --> 00:51:57,372 Contrato fue la infidelidad, pero la ley es una bendici�n. 558 00:51:57,540 --> 00:52:01,613 As� que ahora veneran preterrenal y los labios febriles 559 00:52:01,740 --> 00:52:06,097 corazones beso Bailando en tus muslos deliciosos". 560 00:52:06,820 --> 00:52:09,857 Est� claro que est� teniendo un amorio. 561 00:52:09,980 --> 00:52:14,895 �Sabes qui�n es la mujer? - Probablemente una mujer que conoci� en una de sus clases. 562 00:52:15,020 --> 00:52:17,170 No le preocupa. 563 00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:20,098 Hay mucho que me preocupa en vez de Charlie. 564 00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:22,654 Efecto invernadero, vertidos de petr�leo, 565 00:52:22,780 --> 00:52:25,419 basura en el espacio Tailandia no tiene queso. 566 00:52:25,540 --> 00:52:30,250 Fue fiel a su naturaleza. No puedo luchar contra ella. 567 00:52:30,420 --> 00:52:32,570 As�, el hombre est� estructurado. 568 00:52:32,740 --> 00:52:35,129 Y t� eres un hombre, �no? 569 00:52:35,260 --> 00:52:37,979 Claro que s�. 570 00:52:38,100 --> 00:52:40,898 Humanos que quieren vengarse. 571 00:52:41,020 --> 00:52:44,171 Yo tengo mi forma de venganza. 572 00:52:44,860 --> 00:52:49,376 Eliminar sus casetes favoritos. Salta de locura. 573 00:52:50,940 --> 00:52:53,613 Hay una diferencia entre venganza ... 574 00:52:53,780 --> 00:52:56,169 y la venganza. 575 00:52:56,300 --> 00:52:59,053 Si yo fuera usted ... 576 00:53:02,300 --> 00:53:04,973 �Qu� debo hacer? 577 00:53:05,100 --> 00:53:08,137 �Yo deber�a tener un amorio? 578 00:53:09,020 --> 00:53:11,978 �D�nde encontrar esta energ�a? 579 00:53:12,140 --> 00:53:16,736 �Y qui�n querr�a meterse con una mujer como yo? 580 00:53:20,900 --> 00:53:23,539 �Lo har�as? 581 00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:48,938 Mira, estuve pensando... 582 00:53:50,620 --> 00:53:55,410 Hasta ahora, siempre resisti y fui de apoyo... 583 00:53:55,540 --> 00:53:59,499 pero como se ha dicho los dos somos adultos. 584 00:54:01,300 --> 00:54:05,259 Me gustar�a decir que te apoyo en un 100% 585 00:54:05,380 --> 00:54:08,133 Gracias, querida. 586 00:54:09,020 --> 00:54:11,454 Podemos subir. 587 00:54:12,580 --> 00:54:15,299 Ahora? - S�. Encenderemos las velas. 588 00:54:15,420 --> 00:54:19,652 Escuchamos m�sica, desgarro tu ropa y gritas 589 00:54:19,780 --> 00:54:22,852 Cari�o, Gordon vendr�. 590 00:54:22,980 --> 00:54:27,212 Esta noche? No era su noche o incluso de su semana. 591 00:54:27,340 --> 00:54:31,174 S�, pero usted tiene que ir a Oakland para su exhibici�n. 592 00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:36,889 Y le dije que venga. - �No est�s en un per�odo de baja fertilidad?. 593 00:54:37,020 --> 00:54:39,056 Estoy en el borde. 594 00:54:39,180 --> 00:54:44,254 Quiero estar contigo, pero el trabajo es m�s importante que el placer. 595 00:54:44,380 --> 00:54:48,851 �qu� debo hacer? Debo ir a caminar, ir al cine? 596 00:54:49,020 --> 00:54:52,729 Hoy la biblioteca est� abierto hasta tarde. 597 00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:56,060 �l no te quiere en la casa y nos hace un servicio. 598 00:54:56,060 --> 00:54:57,209 �l no quiere la casa nos hace un servicio. 599 00:54:57,340 --> 00:55:03,370 Probablemente �l est� cansando o su pozo est� seco? 600 00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:06,731 Charlie, esto es lo mejor que puedo hacer. 601 00:55:25,820 --> 00:55:28,778 �Qu� est� haciendo? 602 00:55:32,300 --> 00:55:36,009 Escribir. - �No se supone que debe estar en mi casa? 603 00:55:37,420 --> 00:55:40,571 Y - Linda me lo dijo. 604 00:55:44,060 --> 00:55:46,620 En este caso .. . 605 00:55:49,140 --> 00:55:51,779 Extra�o. 606 00:55:52,300 --> 00:55:55,451 Imposible. Su mujer es demasiado hermosa. 607 00:55:55,620 --> 00:55:58,612 Sexy, flexible ... 608 00:55:58,980 --> 00:56:01,494 Er�tica. 609 00:56:53,220 --> 00:56:57,372 $ 40 por metro cuadrado, de pared a pared. 610 00:56:57,700 --> 00:57:00,373 Hay historias incre�bles de las alfombras. 611 00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:04,288 �Listo? - S�, s�lo dejame quitarme los calcetines. 612 00:57:04,860 --> 00:57:07,738 Charlie pude llegar temprano. 613 00:57:07,860 --> 00:57:10,977 Puede decirle a Charlie, eso simplificar�a las cosas 614 00:57:11,140 --> 00:57:13,893 Nos matar� a ambos. - No lo creo. 615 00:57:14,020 --> 00:57:17,569 Charlie me estuvo buscando y mis tubos est�n intactos. 616 00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:21,932 Informo que en la Federaci�n los consumidores. Hay contratos. 617 00:57:22,060 --> 00:57:24,699 �Vamos? 618 00:57:24,820 --> 00:57:27,493 Oh, s�. 619 00:57:33,620 --> 00:57:36,851 �Por qu� no usar ropa interior con corazones para m�? 620 00:57:36,980 --> 00:57:39,289 Necesito inspiraci�n. 621 00:57:50,820 --> 00:57:52,776 �Hay alguien? 622 00:57:52,900 --> 00:57:55,175 Charlie? - Gordon. 623 00:57:55,340 --> 00:57:58,298 �Qui�n? - Est� subiendo. Oc�ltate. 624 00:57:58,980 --> 00:58:01,414 No, en el armario. 625 00:58:09,260 --> 00:58:11,615 Gordon. 626 00:58:15,420 --> 00:58:18,412 Gordon, �qu� est�s haciendo aqu�? No es tu noche. 627 00:58:18,580 --> 00:58:22,368 Y as� que pens� pero Charlie me dijo que estabas esperando por mi. 628 00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:26,971 No, no entendi�. Todav�a estoy en un per�odo de baja fertilidad. 629 00:58:27,140 --> 00:58:30,849 Los errores, pero cuando llegu� ... Mira. 630 00:58:32,580 --> 00:58:34,571 Crema. 631 00:58:34,700 --> 00:58:37,260 Quiero dormir. Ma�ana voy a Oakland. 632 00:58:37,380 --> 00:58:40,053 Oakland es un lugar perfecto para dormir. 633 00:58:52,700 --> 00:58:57,854 �Espera! �Por qu� la prisa por echarme? - Porque estoy cansada. 634 00:58:58,020 --> 00:59:02,650 Yo tambi�n estoy cansado. - Yo trabajo muy duro. 635 00:59:02,820 --> 00:59:05,459 �Qu�? Definitivamente no por mi. 636 00:59:05,580 --> 00:59:09,778 En la �ltima semana no estuviste muy entusiasmada. 637 00:59:10,940 --> 00:59:14,774 Y fue secreto - Usted tiene un secreto, �verdad? 638 00:59:15,300 --> 00:59:19,339 Mi vida es un libro abierto que cualquiera puede revisar. 639 00:59:19,460 --> 00:59:23,658 �No quieres compartir algo conmigo? 640 00:59:23,780 --> 00:59:27,819 Algo que ocultar? - Todos ocultamos algo. 641 00:59:28,140 --> 00:59:32,133 �Qu� est�s ocultando en tu pecho? - Esta noche no puedo. 642 00:59:33,420 --> 00:59:36,537 Est� bien. Me ir� como tu quieres 643 00:59:36,700 --> 00:59:41,330 Nos vemos cuando vuelvas. - Quiz� s�, quiz� no. 644 00:59:51,700 --> 00:59:54,168 Hasta la pr�xima semana. 645 01:00:02,940 --> 01:00:05,659 Pens� que estaba fuera del juego. 646 01:00:10,900 --> 01:00:13,460 �No dijiste que Charlie? 647 01:00:13,580 --> 01:00:16,219 Es muy complicado. - Ya veo. 648 01:00:16,340 --> 01:00:19,810 No tan r�pido, ya se fue. - No me gusta esto. 649 01:00:19,940 --> 01:00:22,215 Pens� que quer�as tener un hijo. 650 01:00:22,340 --> 01:00:26,652 Yo no quiero caer en tri�ngulos de amor o rect�ngulos. 651 01:00:26,780 --> 01:00:31,376 Y �l sabe lo que tu sabes acerca de su condici�n? - No, no quiere dec�rmelo. 652 01:00:31,540 --> 01:00:35,579 �Por qu�? - Porque si s� de su condici�n se romper� el contrato 653 01:00:35,740 --> 01:00:38,652 Es un amorio - No es un amorio. 654 01:00:38,820 --> 01:00:41,414 No lo veo de esa manera. 655 01:00:41,540 --> 01:00:45,215 Necesito tiempo para salir con gracia. 656 01:00:45,380 --> 01:00:50,500 Creo que hay mucho m�s y se llama sexo. 657 01:00:51,100 --> 01:00:57,016 No es cierto, y si se va Gordon C�mo voy a explicar lo del beb� a Charlie? 658 01:00:57,860 --> 01:01:01,296 Sin embargo, los dos se enga�an. - No es as�. 659 01:01:01,460 --> 01:01:05,339 Charlie sabe que dormimos juntos, no hay enga�o? 660 01:01:05,580 --> 01:01:07,969 No sabe de ti. 661 01:01:08,140 --> 01:01:10,893 S�, pero no me importa. 662 01:01:11,340 --> 01:01:14,013 Yo no he dicho. 663 01:01:14,540 --> 01:01:17,338 Bueno, me gustas, Linda. 664 01:01:19,060 --> 01:01:21,449 Lo sentimos, no est� ocurriendo. 665 01:01:21,580 --> 01:01:25,016 Puedes echar tu alma a Charlie. 666 01:01:25,140 --> 01:01:28,815 Si le dice a Charlie Le dir� a Dorothy. 667 01:01:36,300 --> 01:01:39,337 Voy a la biblioteca. Nos vemos luego. 668 01:01:44,300 --> 01:01:46,689 Hola, vecino. 669 01:01:55,460 --> 01:01:57,610 Prenda sin mangas. 670 01:01:57,740 --> 01:02:00,413 �Lo entiendes? Desarme. 671 01:02:02,100 --> 01:02:07,220 Idea que quiero despertar y pol�ticas de sensibilizaci�n p�blica, 672 01:02:07,340 --> 01:02:10,730 recaudar fondos, mientras que consigo dinero para las madres. 673 01:02:10,860 --> 01:02:13,215 Har� tu primera donaci�n. 674 01:02:13,340 --> 01:02:16,252 �Te gusta la idea? - S�. 675 01:02:16,620 --> 01:02:21,091 Queremos limpiar el mundo de todas las armas nucleares. 676 01:05:00,820 --> 01:05:04,051 He hecho la posici�n del misionero durante a�os. 677 01:05:04,180 --> 01:05:06,819 Grande, �eh? - S�. 678 01:05:13,380 --> 01:05:15,530 Hola, cari�o. - Hola. 679 01:05:17,100 --> 01:05:20,137 �Qu� ha pasado? - Igual. 680 01:05:20,540 --> 01:05:22,974 No te apresures. 681 01:05:26,380 --> 01:05:28,416 He encontrado una ocupaci�n. 682 01:05:28,580 --> 01:05:31,811 �En serio? Est� bien. 683 01:05:40,980 --> 01:05:43,130 Doctor, yo quer�a preguntarle ... 684 01:05:43,260 --> 01:05:46,730 Si hago sexo frecuente Mi esperma va a aumentar? 685 01:05:46,860 --> 01:05:49,420 En nuestra profesi�n tenemos una expresi�n: 686 01:05:49,540 --> 01:05:52,418 Hay muchas maneras de "desollar un gato". 687 01:05:52,580 --> 01:05:54,730 En tu caso encontramos 688 01:05:54,860 --> 01:05:57,897 que se logra con el pensamiento positivo. 689 01:05:58,020 --> 01:06:02,252 El pensamiento sobre el asunto. - Entonces, �eh? 690 01:06:02,380 --> 01:06:07,170 �Qui�n es el m�s importante �rgano sexual en los hombres? 691 01:06:09,060 --> 01:06:11,449 Cerebro. 692 01:06:11,620 --> 01:06:15,579 El cerebro puede privarles de sue�o, de la erecci�n y el orgasmo. 693 01:06:15,700 --> 01:06:20,137 Pensamientos asesinos. Los pensamientos negativos un lujo. 694 01:06:20,260 --> 01:06:24,333 Disfrute de sus fantas�as sexuales. Son fant�sticas. 695 01:06:24,740 --> 01:06:27,538 Pruebe estas poses. 696 01:06:27,660 --> 01:06:30,970 Todo el libro plantea. 697 01:06:31,180 --> 01:06:34,252 Gran ayuda para m� y mi se�ora. 698 01:06:35,460 --> 01:06:39,612 Mira que fotos! - �Por qu� sufrir analfabetos? 699 01:06:40,740 --> 01:06:46,212 Lea el libro y vaya a casa. No a hacer ni�os sino el amor. 700 01:06:46,860 --> 01:06:52,492 Disfrute. Lea la p�gina 52. Por culpa de mi esposa todav�a cojeo. 701 01:06:58,380 --> 01:07:00,655 Rip. - Charlie. 702 01:10:32,540 --> 01:10:34,974 Rip. - Charlie. 703 01:10:45,700 --> 01:10:49,613 Necesitas que te ayude? - No, nadie se dar� cuenta. 704 01:10:50,940 --> 01:10:53,534 Baja de los muebles. Lo siento. 705 01:10:55,780 --> 01:10:59,170 Hola, �Feliz Navidad! Entra. 706 01:11:05,660 --> 01:11:09,175 Tus invitados llegaron. - No te preocupes. 707 01:11:09,340 --> 01:11:13,970 Hay que saludar. Eres el due�o de esta casa. 708 01:11:15,860 --> 01:11:18,499 Ojal� fuera as�. 709 01:11:19,980 --> 01:11:22,653 Esta campana! 710 01:11:22,900 --> 01:11:27,337 La Navidad es una celebraci�n de la paz. Justo lo que quiero! Paz y tranquilidad! 711 01:11:27,820 --> 01:11:30,175 Deber�a decirte algo. 712 01:11:30,340 --> 01:11:35,733 Linda, por favor da la bienvenida a los invitados. Una vez m�s tengo que ir al ba�o. 713 01:11:37,940 --> 01:11:41,330 Estoy preocupada. 5 veces ha ido al ba�o. 714 01:11:41,460 --> 01:11:45,248 Tal vez vertiendo ponche de huevo. - Escucha ... 715 01:11:45,420 --> 01:11:48,218 �Qu� rima con hernia? 716 01:11:48,700 --> 01:11:51,851 Gordon ... - Esta campana! 717 01:11:52,620 --> 01:11:54,895 Esta campana! 718 01:11:55,020 --> 01:11:58,057 Alguien tiene que detenerlo. 719 01:11:59,060 --> 01:12:01,494 Hablaremos m�s tarde. 720 01:12:08,140 --> 01:12:12,213 Hola. Estas muy guapo esta noche. - Gracias, tu compraste el traje. 721 01:12:12,380 --> 01:12:14,848 Lo s�. 722 01:12:15,020 --> 01:12:17,693 �D�nde estabas? - Trabaj� horas extraordinarias. 723 01:12:17,820 --> 01:12:20,812 Ahora, �Est� la ama de casa aqu�? 724 01:12:21,180 --> 01:12:25,139 Quiero hablar de algo importante. Tengo una buena noticia. 725 01:12:26,580 --> 01:12:29,048 Hola. 726 01:12:35,780 --> 01:12:38,533 Charlie ... 727 01:12:39,180 --> 01:12:43,617 �Qu� rima con hernia? - Oligospermia. 728 01:12:44,140 --> 01:12:46,529 Feliz Navidad. 729 01:12:46,660 --> 01:12:49,732 S�... Gracias. 730 01:12:50,020 --> 01:12:54,059 Cambiado los papeles, �eh? Por lo general, usted va a mi casa. 731 01:12:54,180 --> 01:12:57,889 �C�mo es el experimento? Mayo fue el quinto mes. 732 01:12:58,020 --> 01:13:02,377 No s� por qu� la demora. Hay que instar por la preseverancia. 733 01:13:02,540 --> 01:13:05,054 No se apresure. 734 01:13:05,220 --> 01:13:08,018 Roma no se construy� en un d�a. - As� es. 735 01:13:08,180 --> 01:13:12,617 �Maureen entiende la situaci�n? �Sospecha de algo? 736 01:13:12,900 --> 01:13:17,894 Completamente ignora la situaci�n - Sin duda. 737 01:13:19,780 --> 01:13:24,410 La gente de la fiesta esta muy entusiasmada. - Odio las fiestas y a la gente. 738 01:13:25,180 --> 01:13:27,614 Oligospermia. 739 01:13:28,060 --> 01:13:30,779 Oligospermia. 740 01:13:38,260 --> 01:13:40,490 Feliz Navidad. 741 01:13:40,620 --> 01:13:43,293 Estoy embarazada. 742 01:13:46,500 --> 01:13:49,936 Me enter� esta ma�ana. Estoy en el segundo mes. 743 01:13:50,100 --> 01:13:54,173 Ocurri� entre Todos los Santos y Acci�n de Gracias. 744 01:13:54,300 --> 01:13:56,814 y? 745 01:13:59,980 --> 01:14:02,699 Felicitaciones. 746 01:14:13,780 --> 01:14:17,375 �Qu� est�s haciendo? El abandono de una mujer embarazada? 747 01:14:17,540 --> 01:14:20,179 �Tienes a Gordon. Todo lo que tienes. 748 01:14:20,740 --> 01:14:23,618 El beb� no es Gordon. - �Y de qui�n es? 749 01:14:23,740 --> 01:14:26,208 �C�mo es eso de qui�n? Es tuyo. 750 01:14:26,860 --> 01:14:29,249 No, no, no... 751 01:14:29,420 --> 01:14:32,218 el beb� de Gordon, ninguna disputa. 752 01:14:32,380 --> 01:14:37,090 �Crees que miento? - Para ti es normal estar embarazada. 753 01:14:37,220 --> 01:14:41,850 Pero no tengo nada en com�n. - El beb� no es Gordon. 754 01:14:42,020 --> 01:14:44,853 Se realiz� una vasectom�a. 755 01:14:45,500 --> 01:14:47,570 Por favor? 756 01:14:47,700 --> 01:14:52,296 Corta el tubo de paso. 757 01:14:52,460 --> 01:14:55,770 S� lo que una vasectom�a. - �Ves? 758 01:14:55,940 --> 01:14:58,060 El beb� es tuyo, Charlie. 760 01:14:58,700 --> 01:15:01,692 La cuesti�n es lo que haremos. 761 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:09,620 Debemos decirle a Linda y a Gordon. - Creo que es m�s complicado de lo que piensas. 762 01:15:09,740 --> 01:15:12,334 Maureen, el gur� est� aqu�. 763 01:15:18,500 --> 01:15:20,855 Charlie ... 764 01:15:21,340 --> 01:15:24,059 Estoy embarazada. - �T�? 765 01:15:24,820 --> 01:15:27,857 Ocurri� alrededor de Halloween. 766 01:15:28,020 --> 01:15:30,454 Nuestra paciencia es recompensada. 767 01:15:30,580 --> 01:15:32,855 Yo sab�a que Gordon iba a hacer. 768 01:15:32,980 --> 01:15:35,175 Dame tu mano. �Puedes sentirlo? 769 01:15:35,300 --> 01:15:37,894 Ya le dijiste a Gordon? - No. 770 01:15:38,020 --> 01:15:41,979 Apuesto a que se sorprender�. - �Por qu� ha de sorprenderse? 771 01:15:42,100 --> 01:15:47,652 Pocas mujeres se inflan el vientre con un hombre con una vasectom�a. Estoy impresionado. 772 01:15:48,020 --> 01:15:51,217 Por favor? - Corta tubo de esa cosa. 773 01:15:51,340 --> 01:15:54,059 Esto quiere decir que me estaba enga�ando. 774 01:15:54,220 --> 01:15:57,337 Ha sacado provecho y me ha utilizado. 775 01:15:57,500 --> 01:16:01,573 Y parec�a muy bueno. - Yo no lo creo! 776 01:16:02,020 --> 01:16:05,251 Considera lo siguiente. 777 01:16:06,220 --> 01:16:09,212 Si no es hijo de Gordon ... 778 01:16:09,940 --> 01:16:12,693 �De qui�n? 779 01:16:13,020 --> 01:16:15,215 M�o! 780 01:16:15,340 --> 01:16:17,934 Por supuesto, es tuyo! 781 01:16:21,340 --> 01:16:24,935 Si me hubieses escuchado, 782 01:16:25,060 --> 01:16:27,415 Hubieramos evitamos estas cosas. 783 01:16:27,540 --> 01:16:29,690 �Dios m�o .. . 784 01:16:29,820 --> 01:16:32,380 �Qu� tonta fui. 785 01:16:33,700 --> 01:16:36,976 Ven aqu�, madre de la peque�a. 786 01:16:40,020 --> 01:16:42,011 Rel�jese tus peque�os pies 787 01:16:42,140 --> 01:16:45,530 Voy a encontrar un peque�o Gordon y lo matar�. 788 01:16:46,660 --> 01:16:49,220 Esto va a funcionar. 789 01:17:00,100 --> 01:17:02,568 �Has visto a Gordon? - No. 790 01:17:04,060 --> 01:17:08,178 Linda necesitamos hablar. - Usted ha visto a Gordon? 791 01:17:08,300 --> 01:17:10,768 No. 792 01:17:26,580 --> 01:17:28,889 �Por qu� est�s aqu�? - Quer�a verte. 793 01:17:29,020 --> 01:17:33,059 Esperaron dos horas en el motel, pero hoy no contestaste el tel�fono. 794 01:17:33,220 --> 01:17:37,133 Me siento no deseado. - Eres no deseado, �ndate 795 01:17:37,340 --> 01:17:41,811 No juegues conmigo. - No juego. Estoy embarazada. 796 01:17:42,900 --> 01:17:45,255 �Tendr�s un beb�? 797 01:17:46,380 --> 01:17:49,019 Charlie esta all�. - Sab�a que iba a tener �xito. 798 01:17:49,140 --> 01:17:51,859 Lo hicimos, terminamos el trabajo. Vete de aqu�. 799 01:17:51,980 --> 01:17:54,494 No te voy a dejar en este momento. 800 01:17:54,660 --> 01:17:59,256 Charlie es hora de que se entere. - �Qu� enterarse? Imagina. 801 01:17:59,380 --> 01:18:03,293 Vendo alfombras S� que soy bueno y verdadero. 802 01:18:03,460 --> 01:18:06,133 Por qu� est�s gritando? Dorothy no ha llorado por eso. 803 01:18:06,260 --> 01:18:08,820 Siempre gritando. reacci�n nerviosa. 804 01:18:08,940 --> 01:18:11,454 No, llamada de la selva. 805 01:18:11,620 --> 01:18:15,852 Y yo lo siento. Me despierto en las ma�anas como un adolescente. 806 01:18:16,020 --> 01:18:19,615 Prep�rate! No estoy interesado en ti. 807 01:18:19,780 --> 01:18:22,578 No me convence. Soy un animal. 808 01:18:22,740 --> 01:18:24,970 Tengo fiebre en mi sangre. 809 01:18:25,100 --> 01:18:29,059 Todo ha terminado! �No est�s satisfecho con tu fruct�fera labor? 810 01:18:29,220 --> 01:18:31,211 Ten piedad de m�. 811 01:18:31,380 --> 01:18:34,497 Hasta ahora no me he sentido pasi�n en la vida. 812 01:18:43,180 --> 01:18:45,535 Oh, Ray ... 813 01:18:46,340 --> 01:18:48,854 Gordon! 814 01:18:50,540 --> 01:18:53,134 Este es mi lugar de meditaci�n. 815 01:18:56,460 --> 01:18:59,133 �Dios m�o! - Gad! 816 01:19:00,820 --> 01:19:03,414 Vamos a entregar los regalos. 817 01:19:08,740 --> 01:19:11,208 Esperemos que no estes avergonzada. 818 01:19:15,060 --> 01:19:17,449 Gordon. 819 01:19:17,940 --> 01:19:20,852 Necesitamos hablar. 820 01:19:21,020 --> 01:19:25,218 Navidad celebraciones pone fea a la mayor�a de las mujeres. 821 01:19:26,140 --> 01:19:29,974 Tenemos que hablar. - Bueno, entonces adelante. 822 01:19:30,140 --> 01:19:33,610 Estoy embarazada. - �S�? Bien. 823 01:19:33,740 --> 01:19:37,096 As� es que vas a reaccionar? - Esperas que me sorprenda? 824 01:19:37,220 --> 01:19:41,293 Desde que recuerdo el embarazo era tu objetivo principal. 825 01:19:41,460 --> 01:19:44,816 Est�s ah� sin siquiera abrir y cerrar el ojo! 826 01:19:44,980 --> 01:19:49,690 �Por qu� simular? Te lo dijo un genio y su hipnotista? 827 01:19:49,820 --> 01:19:54,610 Y mi amor global que puede abarcar la galaxia. 828 01:19:54,740 --> 01:19:57,060 No me dijiste de tu vasectom�a? - No. 830 01:19:57,220 --> 01:20:00,815 No me dijiste del clip en tu tubo? - No, lo reconozco ... 831 01:20:00,940 --> 01:20:03,135 �Me enga�o! 832 01:20:03,260 --> 01:20:06,616 Las mentiras de estrellas para los ni�os el destino y las flores. 833 01:20:06,780 --> 01:20:09,817 Utiliz� mis anhelos, para dormir conmigo! 834 01:20:09,940 --> 01:20:15,139 Tambi�n pude ser considerado, pero no con las circunstancias atenuantes. 835 01:20:15,300 --> 01:20:18,497 As� que es natural para nosotros mitigar. 836 01:20:18,620 --> 01:20:21,657 Charlie! Tienes una mirada asesina. 837 01:20:21,820 --> 01:20:25,369 Espero que esto no sean impulsos irracionales. 838 01:20:25,740 --> 01:20:29,653 Siempre he estado orgulloso, Soy justo y liberal. 839 01:20:29,820 --> 01:20:35,372 Y estoy convencido de que tuvo motivos para no decirnos acerca de la vasectom�a. 840 01:20:35,580 --> 01:20:39,732 Por todo lo que estoy escuchando. - La raz�n para no decirle fue 841 01:20:39,860 --> 01:20:42,579 que no cre� que iban a entender. 842 01:20:42,700 --> 01:20:46,454 mala respuesta! - M�ralo desde mi perspectiva. 843 01:20:46,580 --> 01:20:50,971 Tiene una mujer hermosa Fascinante perla sensual. 844 01:20:51,100 --> 01:20:53,375 Me la ofreciste en bandeja de plata. 845 01:20:53,500 --> 01:20:57,413 �Y si te ofrezco a mi esposa? - No cambies el tema! 846 01:20:57,580 --> 01:21:01,812 El tema es que te va a matar! - La violencia no es civilizado. 847 01:21:01,940 --> 01:21:04,090 Manos fuera de mi esposa! 848 01:21:04,260 --> 01:21:07,218 S�lo porque yo soy un poeta... 849 01:21:09,060 --> 01:21:11,733 ... No significa que usted acosarme. 850 01:21:12,660 --> 01:21:15,891 Charlie! Por el amor de Dios! 851 01:21:23,900 --> 01:21:26,289 Hola, Charlie. 852 01:21:26,900 --> 01:21:29,972 Me olvid� de la etiqueta. Ninguno tiene nombres. 853 01:21:34,220 --> 01:21:36,734 �Le llamar�as a mi abogado? 854 01:21:39,540 --> 01:21:42,100 �Va a necesitar porque no cumple con el contrato. 855 01:21:42,220 --> 01:21:46,133 Est� embarazada �verdad? - �Lo hiciste? Est� embarazada. 856 01:21:46,260 --> 01:21:49,332 �Puedo decir algo? - �C�llate! 857 01:21:53,140 --> 01:21:56,610 T� oligospermia comprobada? No me hagas re�r. 858 01:21:56,740 --> 01:22:02,098 Tengo muchos espermatozoides pero al menos estoy conectado al generador. 859 01:22:02,220 --> 01:22:05,929 Tiene raz�n Gordon. - Estos son argumentos est�pidos. 860 01:22:06,060 --> 01:22:10,178 Lo que dice tu coraz�n y tu cuerpo? Yo soy el padre. 861 01:22:10,300 --> 01:22:13,497 Yo soy el padre. - De hecho yo. 862 01:22:17,100 --> 01:22:20,012 Santa Claus no m�s regalos. 863 01:22:23,100 --> 01:22:26,058 �Qu� pasa contigo? - Est� agotada. 864 01:22:26,780 --> 01:22:29,499 Estoy embarazada. - �Por favor? 865 01:22:29,620 --> 01:22:31,895 �Otra vez? 866 01:22:32,020 --> 01:22:34,614 �C�mo es eso? Si �l tiene la vasectom�a. 867 01:22:38,260 --> 01:22:40,899 Gordon no es el padre. 868 01:22:43,740 --> 01:22:46,812 Todas las noches esperabas que est� en la biblioteca? 869 01:22:46,940 --> 01:22:49,659 No puedo creer. T� y Maureen? 870 01:22:49,820 --> 01:22:53,495 Bueno t� y Gordon? �nico trabajo, �eh? 871 01:22:54,060 --> 01:22:56,528 Gordon? 872 01:22:56,660 --> 01:23:00,653 �Exactamente! Esta es la otra mujer estudiante de vacantes. 873 01:23:01,620 --> 01:23:04,817 Coraz�n, donde se baila en las caderas 874 01:23:05,340 --> 01:23:09,379 Y aqu� est� la prueba! Las pruebas incriminatorias! 875 01:23:09,580 --> 01:23:12,731 Tonter�as. Estos poemas son amistosos. 876 01:23:12,860 --> 01:23:17,854 Naturalmente se producen por amor plat�nico en cuatro meses de relaciones. 877 01:23:17,980 --> 01:23:21,131 Cuatro meses? - S�lo trato. 878 01:23:21,260 --> 01:23:24,411 Si yo sab�a acerca de la vasectom�a, no me hubiera acercado 879 01:23:24,540 --> 01:23:28,658 Pero yo te lo dije hace tres meses. - Y cuatro d�as. 880 01:23:28,900 --> 01:23:31,573 �Y ahora t�? - �Y t� sab�as? 881 01:23:31,700 --> 01:23:34,373 T� lo sab�as? - Yo no estaba seguro. 882 01:23:34,540 --> 01:23:37,293 Tom� un sorbo de t� mientras dorm�a con mi marido, �eh? 883 01:23:37,420 --> 01:23:40,776 Vete a la mierda dorm�a con la m�a. - Por venganza. 884 01:23:40,900 --> 01:23:44,939 T� quer�as concebir. T� mentiste. - No es verdad. 885 01:23:45,060 --> 01:23:48,814 Ray, es mejor que no te .. . - No, es mejor revelar todo. 886 01:23:48,940 --> 01:23:51,374 No voy a tolerar. 887 01:23:51,500 --> 01:23:56,290 Esta hermosa y valiente mujer tuvo un sue�o - convertirse en madre. 888 01:23:56,420 --> 01:24:02,017 Malo? Estamos orgullosos de declarar que se volvi� hacia m�. Y yo me ofrec�. 889 01:24:02,180 --> 01:24:05,138 T� con Ray? - El se ofreci�. 890 01:24:05,300 --> 01:24:08,417 Una vez que me escuchas! - Esperen. 891 01:24:09,020 --> 01:24:12,137 Dejenme echar un vistazo a las cosas objetivamente. 892 01:24:12,260 --> 01:24:16,219 Me acost� con Linda Est�s durmiendo con Maureen. 893 01:24:16,540 --> 01:24:19,179 Linda est� durmiendo con Ralph. - Ray. 894 01:24:19,340 --> 01:24:21,376 Linda dice que ella est� embarazada. 895 01:24:21,500 --> 01:24:26,733 Charlie dice ser el padre. Ray afirma que el padre, yo tambi�n. 896 01:24:26,860 --> 01:24:28,816 Imposible. - �En serio? 897 01:24:28,980 --> 01:24:32,814 Te hiciste la vasectom�a. - Tambi�n vazovazostemia. 898 01:24:32,940 --> 01:24:35,693 �Qu� dice usted? - Vazo... Por favor? 899 01:24:35,860 --> 01:24:39,296 Vazovazostemia. Rev�s vasectom�a. 900 01:24:39,420 --> 01:24:43,049 �Es imposible! - Soy una persona completa. 901 01:24:43,180 --> 01:24:47,298 Les dijo a ella, le cortaron dos veces? - Para mantener mi negocio. 902 01:24:47,420 --> 01:24:52,448 �Vamos! �Cree que se hizo la Vazokolostemia? 903 01:24:52,620 --> 01:24:57,060 Vazovazostemia, idiota. - Al igual que llamarlo, que es una tonter�a 905 01:24:57,220 --> 01:25:02,135 Acepta la verdad, Charlie. La amo y ella me ama. 906 01:25:02,300 --> 01:25:05,770 No finjas m�s. No hay vuelta atr�s. 907 01:25:05,900 --> 01:25:08,573 No. 908 01:25:08,740 --> 01:25:12,779 Me rechazas? �A m�? - Ya te dije que era un acuerdo comercial. 909 01:25:12,900 --> 01:25:16,449 Estas diciendo que no me amas? Y nunca me has amado? 910 01:25:16,620 --> 01:25:20,329 Noches con miel y nata son el fruto de mi imaginaci�n? 911 01:25:20,460 --> 01:25:23,657 No podemos estar juntos. No tenemos nada en com�n. 912 01:25:23,820 --> 01:25:26,971 Tenemos una estrella infantil. - Oh, vamos! 913 01:25:27,220 --> 01:25:30,053 Esta es la realidad, no es un poema �pico. 914 01:25:30,220 --> 01:25:33,257 Tu lugar es donde Maureen, el mio es con Charlie. 915 01:25:33,380 --> 01:25:35,655 Recuerdalo y re�r. 916 01:25:35,780 --> 01:25:39,170 Ahora re�r. Esto no termina. 917 01:25:39,340 --> 01:25:42,332 No merece llevar a mi beb�. - Es mi beb�. 918 01:25:42,500 --> 01:25:46,254 Es mi beb�. - Mio y voy a decidir qui�n es el padre. 919 01:25:46,380 --> 01:25:49,417 Muy bonito. Desh�ganse de cualquier molestia. 920 01:25:49,540 --> 01:25:51,895 T�, por ejemplo. Vamos. 921 01:25:52,060 --> 01:25:54,654 Bueno, fuera! 922 01:25:56,860 --> 01:26:00,535 Vayanse y tomen al ni�o prodigio ilegal! 923 01:26:00,660 --> 01:26:03,094 Te comportas como un ni�o. 924 01:26:03,220 --> 01:26:05,290 Dejalos irse. 925 01:26:05,460 --> 01:26:07,530 Que sean pisoteados. 926 01:26:07,700 --> 01:26:11,978 Como ya fue pisoteada por esta loca pasi�n. 927 01:26:12,100 --> 01:26:14,933 A qui�n le importa los malditos versos. 928 01:26:15,060 --> 01:26:18,052 Linda, vamos. - D�jame ir. 929 01:26:18,300 --> 01:26:21,929 No, Linda. Se perdi� por completo. 930 01:26:22,300 --> 01:26:26,816 A partir de ahora hacemos las cosas .. . en nuestro camino. 931 01:26:33,700 --> 01:26:36,817 No importa igual es mi hijo. 932 01:26:42,580 --> 01:26:47,176 Si es posible que necesite nuevas alfombras. - Amo a mis alfombras. 933 01:26:48,340 --> 01:26:50,695 Oh, s�. 934 01:27:00,100 --> 01:27:02,694 D�jame que te llame para hacer un bis? 935 01:27:03,180 --> 01:27:05,648 �Cree usted que los convenci�? 936 01:27:07,260 --> 01:27:10,252 S�, dijo todos sus argumentos. 937 01:27:10,500 --> 01:27:12,889 Bien. 938 01:27:15,100 --> 01:27:18,410 Al final Yo no necesitaba ayuda. 939 01:27:18,580 --> 01:27:20,730 Todo sali� bien. 940 01:27:20,860 --> 01:27:24,739 Gordon volvi� a Maureen. Linda volvi� a m�. 941 01:27:24,860 --> 01:27:27,658 Todos aprendido algo acerca de la vida. 942 01:27:27,780 --> 01:27:30,772 Muchas nuevas posiciones. 943 01:27:32,940 --> 01:27:35,615 Linda embarazada, embarazada Maureen. 944 01:27:35,980 --> 01:27:37,289 Todas de m�! 945 01:27:37,420 --> 01:27:41,890 El nuevo rey de los espermatozoides a ser padre! 946 01:27:43,820 --> 01:27:46,414 �Felicitaciones! 947 01:27:47,740 --> 01:27:50,208 Tres Mellizas. 948 01:27:50,460 --> 01:27:53,099 Me encanta tu trabajo! 949 01:27:54,500 --> 01:27:56,855 Bueno para ti. 950 01:27:56,980 --> 01:27:58,936 O para usted. 951 01:27:59,060 --> 01:28:01,733 O para usted. - Oh, s�! 952 01:28:01,860 --> 01:28:04,658 Cualquiera de ustedes. 71511

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