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Offside
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Have you put sun block on yet?
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What?
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What was that?
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I already have
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Sure?
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Allah sees everything.
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What is it?
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A nice colour, isn’t it? I think i suits me.
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Leave me alone!
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Hi, a packet of Camel cigarettes, please.
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- Hello
- Hello
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Hello
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Dastan, put that back, please.
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Why? I’ve got money.
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You’re too young.
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- Dad would’ve got it for me.
- Exactly, am I your father?
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God is the greatest!
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Don’t touch me!
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Watch it, or your Burka mum will have to scratch you off the floor.
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Hey!
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Dastan, stop it!
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Why do you always do that?
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What?
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Interfere with other people’s business.
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You really are clueless.
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Then please explain if I’m too stupid.
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Go on!
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Ever heard of a thing called honour?
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Their words hurt me too, you know?
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You don’t have to come along.
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Football’s not
you’re thing anyway.
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But you are. Ever heard of a thing called pride?
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Thanks, Dastan.
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Shit, man!
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Come on Rümlang! Come on Rümlang!
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Dastan, your dad’s looking
a bit different today.
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Look at those amazing
jugs he’s grown!
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Hey, there’s a rule – no mum jokes.
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That doesn’t go for Taliban.
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Totally. You always act so Swiss. I didn’t even know you were like that.
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I’m not.
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Hey Dastan.
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You left this in the car.
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- Hello
- Hello
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Keep it up!
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Good luck.
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Dude, did you get your baby bottle?
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I’d start sucking on it right now.
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You go and suck on your Gatorade bottle so you grow up big and strong.
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Anything else?
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Give it back, dude!
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How embarrassing.
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Totally. She would have loved it. I’ve got a great technique.
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There’s no point. Arab girls have hairy chests.
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What?
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Our girls even grow beards.
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That explains the fashion.
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Hey Dastan, Allah, ooohhh!
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Dude, stop it. Your mum…
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She’s got nothing to say anyway.
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At least she’s covered up so I don’t have to put up with the sight of her.
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Dastan! What’s that for?
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It’s all your fault!
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Hey!
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Seriously, you’re so useless even your mum’s embarrassed for you.
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I saw her. She was in tears.
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You’ve got no honour, slagging
off your mum like that.
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That’s enough young man.
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He can’t even score a goal!
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We lost to weak contenders.
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he messes up every single pass!
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Man, it would have been so easy.
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Where’s my stuff?
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You total jerk!
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You’re to blame for everyone’s bad mood
and all you do is take a nice shower?
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Are you crazy?
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What do you want?
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booze for tonight would be nice.
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Want your stuff back?
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Then go and get some.
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Something strong.
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yeah, man.
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Here, Take my bike.
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What? You got no balls?
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Dastan!
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We don’t need a wannabe Zidane on the pitch, understand?
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It’s not on. You need to get a grip of yourself.
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It’s only a game.
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Look boys, it’s Zidane with the booze!
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What do you call this?
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Where’s the vodka?
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Did you piss your pants without your burka mum?
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Is that all you’ve got? It’s starting to bore me.
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What’s that?
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Go yourself. Grow some balls!
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Me?
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Hey, thanks for the bike.
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And now what? Running home to cry to mama?
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What are you staring at?
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Are you going home to your mum, are you?
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Yes.
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Then piss off, my friend!
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Cry me a river!
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