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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,832 --> 00:00:24,756 Offside 2 00:00:45,406 --> 00:00:47,353 Have you put sun block on yet? 3 00:00:48,793 --> 00:00:49,634 What? 4 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:02,327 What was that? 5 00:01:03,574 --> 00:01:04,628 I already have 6 00:01:05,463 --> 00:01:06,530 Sure? 7 00:01:09,248 --> 00:01:11,453 Allah sees everything. 8 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:22,415 What is it? 9 00:01:26,282 --> 00:01:30,169 A nice colour, isn’t it? I think i suits me. 10 00:01:31,918 --> 00:01:33,693 Leave me alone! 11 00:01:51,961 --> 00:01:54,312 Hi, a packet of Camel cigarettes, please. 12 00:02:01,261 --> 00:02:02,829 - Hello - Hello 13 00:02:04,826 --> 00:02:05,826 Hello 14 00:02:07,238 --> 00:02:09,079 Dastan, put that back, please. 15 00:02:09,142 --> 00:02:10,475 Why? I’ve got money. 16 00:02:10,891 --> 00:02:12,025 You’re too young. 17 00:02:12,864 --> 00:02:15,986 - Dad would’ve got it for me. - Exactly, am I your father? 18 00:02:25,087 --> 00:02:26,493 God is the greatest! 19 00:02:30,353 --> 00:02:31,353 Don’t touch me! 20 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:34,727 Watch it, or your Burka mum will have to scratch you off the floor. 21 00:02:35,045 --> 00:02:36,083 Hey! 22 00:02:36,575 --> 00:02:37,966 Dastan, stop it! 23 00:02:53,525 --> 00:02:54,811 Why do you always do that? 24 00:02:55,035 --> 00:02:55,959 What? 25 00:02:56,268 --> 00:02:58,365 Interfere with other people’s business. 26 00:02:59,585 --> 00:03:00,889 You really are clueless. 27 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:03,642 Then please explain if I’m too stupid. 28 00:03:05,404 --> 00:03:06,404 Go on! 29 00:03:06,572 --> 00:03:08,451 Ever heard of a thing called honour? 30 00:03:12,921 --> 00:03:15,188 Their words hurt me too, you know? 31 00:04:22,825 --> 00:04:24,327 You don’t have to come along. 32 00:04:24,571 --> 00:04:26,132 Football’s not you’re thing anyway. 33 00:04:26,195 --> 00:04:29,395 But you are. Ever heard of a thing called pride? 34 00:05:07,338 --> 00:05:08,338 Thanks, Dastan. 35 00:05:24,851 --> 00:05:25,851 Shit, man! 36 00:05:27,012 --> 00:05:30,297 Come on Rümlang! Come on Rümlang! 37 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:34,011 Dastan, your dad’s looking a bit different today. 38 00:05:34,428 --> 00:05:36,198 Look at those amazing jugs he’s grown! 39 00:05:36,230 --> 00:05:38,563 Hey, there’s a rule – no mum jokes. 40 00:05:38,626 --> 00:05:40,261 That doesn’t go for Taliban. 41 00:05:40,293 --> 00:05:43,769 Totally. You always act so Swiss. I didn’t even know you were like that. 42 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:44,944 I’m not. 43 00:05:49,758 --> 00:05:50,664 Hey Dastan. 44 00:05:51,004 --> 00:05:52,766 You left this in the car. 45 00:05:56,094 --> 00:05:57,930 - Hello - Hello 46 00:05:58,608 --> 00:05:59,608 Keep it up! 47 00:06:00,275 --> 00:06:01,275 Good luck. 48 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:04,999 Dude, did you get your baby bottle? 49 00:06:05,446 --> 00:06:07,347 I’d start sucking on it right now. 50 00:06:07,379 --> 00:06:11,220 You go and suck on your Gatorade bottle so you grow up big and strong. 51 00:06:13,837 --> 00:06:15,079 Anything else? 52 00:06:17,256 --> 00:06:18,523 Give it back, dude! 53 00:06:19,690 --> 00:06:20,823 How embarrassing. 54 00:06:21,152 --> 00:06:24,229 Totally. She would have loved it. I’ve got a great technique. 55 00:06:33,941 --> 00:06:37,074 There’s no point. Arab girls have hairy chests. 56 00:06:37,694 --> 00:06:38,694 What? 57 00:06:39,114 --> 00:06:41,163 Our girls even grow beards. 58 00:06:41,867 --> 00:06:43,171 That explains the fashion. 59 00:06:43,398 --> 00:06:47,671 Hey Dastan, Allah, ooohhh! 60 00:06:49,879 --> 00:06:51,479 Dude, stop it. Your mum… 61 00:06:55,628 --> 00:06:56,899 She’s got nothing to say anyway. 62 00:06:57,014 --> 00:07:00,774 At least she’s covered up so I don’t have to put up with the sight of her. 63 00:07:37,881 --> 00:07:40,256 Dastan! What’s that for? 64 00:07:42,115 --> 00:07:43,952 It’s all your fault! 65 00:07:45,413 --> 00:07:46,413 Hey! 66 00:07:46,730 --> 00:07:51,443 Seriously, you’re so useless even your mum’s embarrassed for you. 67 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,678 I saw her. She was in tears. 68 00:07:54,218 --> 00:07:56,865 You’ve got no honour, slagging off your mum like that. 69 00:08:07,804 --> 00:08:09,369 That’s enough young man. 70 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:37,773 He can’t even score a goal! 71 00:08:38,839 --> 00:08:41,155 We lost to weak contenders. 72 00:08:42,388 --> 00:08:44,473 he messes up every single pass! 73 00:08:45,519 --> 00:08:47,214 Man, it would have been so easy. 74 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:54,679 Where’s my stuff? 75 00:08:55,699 --> 00:08:57,499 You total jerk! 76 00:08:57,842 --> 00:09:01,324 You’re to blame for everyone’s bad mood and all you do is take a nice shower? 77 00:09:01,689 --> 00:09:02,706 Are you crazy? 78 00:09:02,855 --> 00:09:04,488 What do you want? 79 00:09:05,168 --> 00:09:07,105 booze for tonight would be nice. 80 00:09:09,266 --> 00:09:10,993 Want your stuff back? 81 00:09:11,823 --> 00:09:13,463 Then go and get some. 82 00:09:14,702 --> 00:09:15,835 Something strong. 83 00:09:15,905 --> 00:09:16,905 yeah, man. 84 00:09:18,230 --> 00:09:19,845 Here, Take my bike. 85 00:09:21,892 --> 00:09:24,192 What? You got no balls? 86 00:09:45,316 --> 00:09:46,316 Dastan! 87 00:09:49,634 --> 00:09:53,116 We don’t need a wannabe Zidane on the pitch, understand? 88 00:09:54,610 --> 00:09:56,830 It’s not on. You need to get a grip of yourself. 89 00:10:01,697 --> 00:10:03,689 It’s only a game. 90 00:10:47,975 --> 00:10:51,013 Look boys, it’s Zidane with the booze! 91 00:10:58,528 --> 00:10:59,866 What do you call this? 92 00:11:00,252 --> 00:11:01,549 Where’s the vodka? 93 00:11:02,643 --> 00:11:05,129 Did you piss your pants without your burka mum? 94 00:11:06,261 --> 00:11:08,889 Is that all you’ve got? It’s starting to bore me. 95 00:11:09,010 --> 00:11:10,010 What’s that? 96 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:11,986 Go yourself. Grow some balls! 97 00:11:12,095 --> 00:11:13,095 Me? 98 00:11:14,218 --> 00:11:15,885 Hey, thanks for the bike. 99 00:11:16,439 --> 00:11:19,239 And now what? Running home to cry to mama? 100 00:11:19,669 --> 00:11:21,269 What are you staring at? 101 00:11:23,988 --> 00:11:26,721 Are you going home to your mum, are you? 102 00:11:27,525 --> 00:11:28,525 Yes. 103 00:11:29,986 --> 00:11:31,653 Then piss off, my friend! 104 00:11:32,072 --> 00:11:33,311 Cry me a river! 6954

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