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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:07,907 - [snoring] 2 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:12,979 [alarm beeping] 3 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:14,881 [groans] 4 00:00:19,052 --> 00:00:20,153 [alarm stops] 5 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,394 [sighs] 6 00:00:47,347 --> 00:00:51,051 - Okay, my first guest today is my son, 7 00:00:51,117 --> 00:00:53,453 ChaseDreams. 8 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:55,455 [cheers and applause] 9 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:58,124 Now, Chase, your big fashion show is tonight. 10 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:00,293 And here's something fun, guys. 11 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:01,761 I'm walking in it. 12 00:01:01,861 --> 00:01:03,296 - I know, I can't wait. 13 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:04,964 I'm excited for people to finally see the clothes. 14 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,434 They're really tight. And--and sharp. 15 00:01:07,534 --> 00:01:09,436 - And this is one of the pieces from your line, right? 16 00:01:09,536 --> 00:01:11,704 - Yup, I'm wearing it in orange but it also comes in 17 00:01:11,771 --> 00:01:13,807 brown and bad yellow. And what's great about 18 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,642 these clothes is they're super versatile, 19 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:17,310 so you can wear them to work if you're famous, 20 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:18,878 you can wear them to dinner if you're famous, 21 00:01:18,945 --> 00:01:20,246 you can wear them to a wedding if you're famous. 22 00:01:20,313 --> 00:01:21,714 - And what if you're not famous? 23 00:01:21,781 --> 00:01:23,283 - Oh, then I wouldn't really wear them 'cause 24 00:01:23,383 --> 00:01:24,651 they're kinda ugly and you might look stupid. 25 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:25,819 - All right. 26 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,554 Well, if you at home still wanna try, 27 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:29,322 pieces from Chase's collection 28 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:32,459 will be available online tonight at midnight. 29 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:34,160 - T-shirts start at $4,000. 30 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:36,563 - Well, thank you so much for being here, Chase. 31 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:37,964 And we'll be right back 32 00:01:38,064 --> 00:01:40,166 with more "Pat." [cheers and applause] 33 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:43,136 [bell rings] - Okay, that's commercial. 34 00:01:43,236 --> 00:01:46,172 - Hey, Mom, can I actually talk to you for a sec? 35 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:48,508 I don't--I don't really care about this fashion stuff. 36 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:50,076 I just wanna be singing. 37 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:52,011 And I keep trying to tell Brooke and Streeter 38 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,681 and they're not listening to me. 39 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:57,183 What do you think I should do? 40 00:01:57,283 --> 00:02:00,186 - [snoring] - Mom? 41 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:02,021 - [snoring] - Mom? 42 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,491 - Okay, cameras to the kitchen. We're back in-- 43 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:06,359 [upbeat music] 44 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,194 - Just some reminders for the rest of your show. 45 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:10,530 Don't forget to hold the book up so we can see the title. 46 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:13,133 Also, the dead daughter's name is Casey, not Cassy. 47 00:02:13,199 --> 00:02:14,868 And Justin Bartha doesn't wanna lose on camera 48 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,169 so we're gonna have you guys tie. 49 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:17,504 - Sounds good, thanks, Melanie. 50 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:19,539 Hi. - And also, don't forget me. 51 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,541 - Hi, Streety. - Yeah, we don't get to see 52 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:23,009 that much of each other lately 53 00:02:23,109 --> 00:02:24,544 so I just want you to remember that 54 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:26,646 I exist and that we're in love. 55 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:28,181 - Of course I remember, honey. 56 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:29,282 - Okay, we're back... - You gotta go. 57 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:31,551 - In five, four, three. 58 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:34,154 - ♪ Come to life ♪ - And welcome back. 59 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:37,056 My next guest has written a new book all about 60 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,959 how we've been organizing our silverware wrong. 61 00:02:40,026 --> 00:02:42,495 - That's right, Pat. So, walk me through 62 00:02:42,562 --> 00:02:44,797 how you normally organize your silverware. 63 00:02:44,864 --> 00:02:47,400 - Well, now I'm embarrassed, but I guess I just usually 64 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,235 put all the forks together, 65 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:50,403 then all the knives together, 66 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:52,172 then all the spoons together. 67 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:53,740 - Oh, okay. 68 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,074 Uh, that's actually right. 69 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,410 So you don't need the book. [laughs] 70 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:01,748 - Well, I'll still buy it because as I always say... 71 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,551 all: "Reading is good." 72 00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:07,921 - And I just can't believe she's gone. 73 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,256 - I'm so sorry for your loss. 74 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:12,926 And I think we have a photo of Casey. 75 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,762 - Ain't she beautiful? - Yes. 76 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:18,431 She seems...sweet. 77 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:20,200 But like I always say... 78 00:03:20,266 --> 00:03:22,835 all: "You may have lost a daughter--" 79 00:03:22,902 --> 00:03:25,872 - [laughs] - You're going down, Pat. 80 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:28,541 - Ha, ha! I got you! [buzzer rings] 81 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:31,344 All right, judges, final score? 82 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:32,912 It's a tie! 83 00:03:33,012 --> 00:03:34,280 Thought I got you. - [chuckles] 84 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:36,349 - Okay, guys, that's our show. 85 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:38,585 Thank you so much, Justin Bartha. 86 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:41,254 "The Good Fight" is streaming on CBS All Access. 87 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:43,022 And his new jazz album, 88 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:44,524 "Here's a Jazz Album from Me," 89 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:46,125 is available at Target. 90 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,460 - Yep, there should still be 91 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,128 a few copies left on the ground. 92 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:52,432 - I'm not singing but Justin Bartha is? 93 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:54,467 - We made it through another day together 94 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:58,805 so let's give ourselves a... all: "Pat on the--" 95 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:02,875 - [snoring] 96 00:04:02,942 --> 00:04:04,644 [knock on door] - Hey, honey. 97 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:06,212 I just wanted to say hi. - Hey. Aw. 98 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:07,313 - You looked so beautiful 99 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:08,648 during the dead daughter segment. 100 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:10,216 I'm literally getting hard 101 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:12,385 just thinking about it. - Thank you. So sweet. 102 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:14,053 I was just trying to take a little nap before my-- 103 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,489 - Hey, Pat, just need to grab you for your after show. 104 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,458 - Oh, okay, sure. 105 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:20,927 And our next question is from @SuperMommy17 106 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,428 and she wants to know, 107 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:25,131 Justin, which Hangover movie was your favorite? 108 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:26,566 - I'm gonna say two. - Really? 109 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:29,002 - Mm-hmm. - That's so interesting. 110 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,770 - [snoring] [knock on door] 111 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:32,505 - Hey, Pat, we need to grab your mic. 112 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:34,173 - Oh, sure. Can I just give it to you in one second? 113 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,475 I was just trying to take a little nap before-- 114 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:36,676 - Hey, Pat, need to grab you 115 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,177 for your meet and greet. - Yeah. 116 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,512 - The women are getting pretty antsy out there. 117 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:41,014 - Okay. - So this is my special 118 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,282 Midwestern lasagna. 119 00:04:42,348 --> 00:04:43,783 Instead of meat, cheese, and garlic, 120 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:45,818 I do mayonnaise, marshmallows, and Runts. 121 00:04:45,918 --> 00:04:47,854 And I brought a fork so you can eat it in front of me. 122 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,522 - Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. 123 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:51,024 Hey, Pat. - Hi. 124 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,692 - Just wanna say that the new girl who loads us in 125 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:55,094 is not nice, and I'm only telling you because 126 00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:56,529 she's a representative of your show 127 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:57,864 so I knew you'd wanna know. 128 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,465 Also, the far-right sink in the bathroom 129 00:04:59,532 --> 00:05:01,668 doesn't have soap. And there's no toilet paper. 130 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:04,203 - Hi, Pat. Can I say hi now? 131 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,372 I'm Kathy from Bemidji. 132 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:08,207 My husband, Ron, actually died 133 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,543 the same month that your husband died. 134 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:12,345 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - But just like you, 135 00:05:12,445 --> 00:05:15,048 I moved to New York City to make it happen. 136 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,849 - That's great. - So, yeah. 137 00:05:16,949 --> 00:05:18,051 How do I do that? 138 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,953 Where should I go? Where can I live? 139 00:05:21,020 --> 00:05:22,555 - Um... 140 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,390 [snoring] 141 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,559 - Hey, Pat, now we actually need to get your mic back on. 142 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,361 - Okay, sorry, I don't mean to complain. 143 00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:29,896 I was just really trying to take a little nap before we-- 144 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,331 - Hey, Pat, time to head to Times Square. 145 00:05:31,397 --> 00:05:32,832 - Right now? - Yes, well, first we need 146 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:34,233 to paint your face and hands green 147 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,568 and then we'll head to Times Square. 148 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:36,736 - Okay, wait, and why again? 149 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:38,037 [horns honking] 150 00:05:38,137 --> 00:05:39,572 - Sweetie, look how big the TVs are. 151 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:41,808 - And whoa, that's the Statue of Liberty. 152 00:05:41,874 --> 00:05:43,976 - No, it's not! Surprise! 153 00:05:44,043 --> 00:05:46,646 - Oh, my God, Pat, I love you. 154 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:49,182 Well, this just made my day. - Oh, I'm so glad. 155 00:05:49,248 --> 00:05:50,883 - And I love you too, Pat. I think you're just great. 156 00:05:50,983 --> 00:05:52,552 - Well, I think you're just great. 157 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:54,153 - And I also love you, Pat. 158 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:56,923 I love you so, so much. - Aw, Streety, you're here? 159 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,591 - Yes, excuse me, I'm sorry. Just for a second though, 160 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:00,259 I gotta bring Chase to another interview, 161 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,095 but I just wanted to run something by you real quick. 162 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,830 - Oh, sure, sure, sure, yeah. - So, I know you don't have 163 00:06:03,896 --> 00:06:05,732 any time off, but if you ever do, 164 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:07,266 how about this? 165 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,701 A beach vacation. Right? 166 00:06:08,768 --> 00:06:10,103 Just the two of us, you know? 167 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,105 And you don't have to do anything all day 168 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,539 but stare into my eyes. 169 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:15,341 E-even when the food comes, I'll feed you. 170 00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:16,776 I'll dress you, I'll bathe you, 171 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:19,045 I'll do anything short of wiping you. 172 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:20,613 You know what? No, no. 173 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:21,914 I said you don't have to do anything 174 00:06:22,014 --> 00:06:24,250 so, I'll do it. 175 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:25,718 I'll wipe you. 176 00:06:25,785 --> 00:06:28,521 - [snoring] 177 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:30,890 - Oh, you're--oh, you're taking one of your quick naps. 178 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:33,359 Okay, well, think about it and-- 179 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:36,929 [whispers] I love you. Bye. - [snoring] 180 00:06:37,029 --> 00:06:38,364 Jesus Christ. 181 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:40,400 - Okay, let's load up and move to the park. 182 00:06:40,466 --> 00:06:42,135 Company move. - Wait, the park? 183 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:45,071 - [chuckles] Now, my man, I gotta ask. 184 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:48,107 Between Bambi, a cologne, owning the Nets, 185 00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:50,710 how do you have time for a fashion line? 186 00:06:50,777 --> 00:06:52,145 - Well, when you care about something, 187 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,980 you make time for it. - That's so true. 188 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,149 Now how involved have you been in the whole process? 189 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,383 - Really involved. 190 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:58,785 Like, the fashion show is tonight 191 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:00,219 and I'll be there the whole time. 192 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:01,821 It's gonna be dope. 193 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:05,158 [singing] Dope. Dope, dope. 194 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,826 - Whoa, uh, 195 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:09,328 what was that? - Just some singing. 196 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,731 - Okay, well, Chase, thanks for being here. 197 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:13,599 Hey, stick around 'cause up next, 198 00:07:13,666 --> 00:07:15,768 Jeff Probst is here to sing a song 199 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:18,337 off his new rock album, "Survive." 200 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,673 - God, is literally everyone singing but me? 201 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:24,477 - Okay, this is take one of Pat's music video. 202 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:25,812 - Roll the track. 203 00:07:28,347 --> 00:07:30,683 all: ♪ I've got this feeling ♪ 204 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:37,590 ♪ That Monday's gonna be fun ♪ 205 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:41,294 ♪ Cause it's our 100th show, oh, whoa ♪ 206 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,629 ♪ Tell everyone you know ♪ 207 00:07:43,696 --> 00:07:46,766 ♪ We got games and guests ♪ 208 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:49,335 ♪ It's gonna be the best ♪ 209 00:07:49,435 --> 00:07:52,705 ♪ So everybody watch ♪ Everybody watch "Pat" ♪ 210 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:54,106 - And cut. 211 00:07:54,173 --> 00:07:56,476 Pat, that was perfect. That'll be a great promo. 212 00:07:56,542 --> 00:07:58,110 - Oh, good, I'm glad. 213 00:07:58,177 --> 00:08:00,446 - All right, everyone. I know it's been a long day 214 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:03,516 but that's officially a wrap on "Pat." 215 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:05,284 - It is? 216 00:08:05,351 --> 00:08:06,285 Oh, that's so great. 217 00:08:06,352 --> 00:08:07,787 'Cause I'm actually 218 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:09,121 starting to feel-- - Oh, I'm sorry. 219 00:08:09,188 --> 00:08:10,456 That's a wrap on "Pat," the show. 220 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:13,192 You still have "Tic Tac Toe," remember? 221 00:08:13,292 --> 00:08:14,293 - Oh, right. 222 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:15,995 Okay, Ticker, it's your turn. 223 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:17,129 Where do you want to put that X? 224 00:08:17,196 --> 00:08:18,364 - I'm gonna go top right. 225 00:08:18,464 --> 00:08:19,999 - Ooh, great job, Ticker. 226 00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:21,300 Tacker, take it away. 227 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:23,536 - Let's do bottom left. 228 00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:25,071 - Hmm, interesting move, Tacker. 229 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:28,174 Ticker, back to you. - I know it's risky, 230 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:30,076 but I'm gonna say... 231 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,577 middle right. 232 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:33,646 [dramatic musical flourish] 233 00:08:33,713 --> 00:08:36,082 - Ooh, sorry, Ticker, you go Toed. 234 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,584 It looks like the Tacker takes it. 235 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:40,219 All right, that's all for us. 236 00:08:40,319 --> 00:08:41,520 I am Pat Dubek. 237 00:08:41,587 --> 00:08:44,857 I'll see you next time on "Tic Tac Toe." 238 00:08:44,924 --> 00:08:47,159 - And cut. Okay, that's a wrap on Pat. 239 00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:49,161 Let's get her outta here. She has to fly to LA. 240 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:50,563 - Great, thank you. 241 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:52,031 - Okay, let's get the audience loaded up. 242 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:54,600 - How long is a flight to Los Angeles? 243 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:55,935 - I think six hours. 244 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:58,371 - Oh, that's a nice amount of time. 245 00:08:58,437 --> 00:08:59,772 - Yeah, so the show thought we could use it 246 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,274 to get ahead on your social posts 247 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,942 for the next month. Monday is Red Nose Day, 248 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:04,343 so we'll start with a quick vid for that. 249 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:05,878 - Oh. - Here's your nose. 250 00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:07,446 Then Tuesday is Autism Awareness Day. 251 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,348 - Uh-huh. 252 00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:11,450 - [groans] 253 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,588 God, where are they? 254 00:09:15,688 --> 00:09:17,723 Ee! 255 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:19,025 Hey. 256 00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:20,626 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 257 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:25,865 Yay, you're here. 258 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:29,101 Chasey, my favorite singer. You excited? 259 00:09:29,201 --> 00:09:30,803 - Sure. - Oh, okay. 260 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,305 Um, hi, Mom, how are you? 261 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,041 You ready to strut your stuff, you sexy bitch? 262 00:09:35,107 --> 00:09:36,876 - Yeah, wait. What am I doing here again? 263 00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:39,545 - What? You're walking in Chase's fashion show. 264 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:40,947 - Oh, yeah, I knew that. 265 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:42,448 - Okay, we have to hurry and get you dressed 266 00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:43,749 because the show is in ten. 267 00:09:43,816 --> 00:09:45,284 Oh, and this is your Win-A-Chance. 268 00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:46,652 She's gonna be walking in the show with you. 269 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:49,055 - What? - Hi, I'm Kathy. 270 00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:51,324 I'm your biggest fan. - Thank you. 271 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:56,295 [upbeat music playing] 272 00:09:56,395 --> 00:09:58,664 - Oh, hey, Shuli, can you talk for a sec? 273 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,333 I'm just getting frustrated cause Brooke and Streeter 274 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,934 won't listen to me-- - Chase, hold that thought. 275 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:04,737 This is Ken Foster, he's a buyer for Saks. 276 00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:07,406 - I don't wanna meet a fucking buyer for Saks right now. 277 00:10:07,473 --> 00:10:10,509 - Whoa, he's not usually rude like that. 278 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,111 You got lucky. 279 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:13,913 ♪ ♪ 280 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:17,183 - Hey, uh, Cary. - Chase, this is so cool. 281 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,818 - Yeah, uh, do you have a sec? 282 00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:20,686 I'm just wondering if you can help me with Brooke. 283 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:22,355 - Hi. Sorry. 284 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,090 Can I just say I'm a huge fan 285 00:10:24,156 --> 00:10:25,691 of both of you? - Oh, thanks. 286 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,760 - And wait, how do you guys know each other? 287 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:30,630 - What? Uh, I'm his brother. 288 00:10:30,696 --> 00:10:32,131 - Whoa, no way. 289 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:34,667 I just know you from being an actor. 290 00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:36,535 - You do? 291 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,937 My God. 292 00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:39,305 It finally happened. 293 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:40,673 Sorry, Chase, I gotta go find Brooke. 294 00:10:40,773 --> 00:10:42,508 Or I guess anyone with ears. 295 00:10:42,608 --> 00:10:44,510 ♪ ♪ 296 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,015 - Oh, what's up, little man? 297 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:50,216 Hold on, I'm shirtless. 298 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,951 Let me cover up right quick. 299 00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:55,621 [plastic crackling] 300 00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:57,056 Ah, ha. 301 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:59,525 There we go, baby. That's better. 302 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:01,961 What's up, man? You pumped for tonight or what? 303 00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:04,730 - Yeah, I--I guess. Is Leah here? 304 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:07,299 - Oh, no, she's not coming. 305 00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:09,735 We--we broke up. 306 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:12,238 - Oh, I'm sorry. 307 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,506 Are you okay? 308 00:11:13,572 --> 00:11:14,907 - I'm a little sad, 309 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,576 but it was the right thing to do. 310 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,746 - That's good. Um, can I ask you something? 311 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,648 - Of course you can, little man. 312 00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:24,183 You know I'm always here for you. 313 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:25,851 What's up, dude? What's going on? 314 00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:27,086 Talk to me. 315 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,554 - [sighs] Okay. 316 00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:29,755 - Lance, I just-- 317 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:31,424 I need to get this off my chest. 318 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,825 Oh, sorry, Chase, I just-- 319 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:34,326 I have to talk to Lance in private, 320 00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:35,828 'cause I'm about to say some adult phrases 321 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,763 you should probably not hear. 322 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,331 Come with me. 323 00:11:39,398 --> 00:11:42,735 Shit, that was one of the phrases. 324 00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:46,572 - Knock, knock. 325 00:11:46,672 --> 00:11:48,607 Okay, Pat, you dressed? Let's see. 326 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,209 [gasps] Okay, yas. 327 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:52,611 - Oh, I'm sorry. I can't hear you, Melanie. 328 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,779 - [muffled] I'm Carissa. 329 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:55,448 You look great. Now, stand still. 330 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,216 I'm gonna put your shoes on. They might feel weird 331 00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:59,752 'cause they're technically four shoes. 332 00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:03,389 - I'm not gonna make a whole thing out of this. 333 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,458 I'm not into you. So you don't have to worry. 334 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,927 - You don't need to say this-- - No, I do. 335 00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:10,563 Last night meant nothing to me. Honestly, when I came, 336 00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:12,231 I was thinking about Alessia Cara, 337 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:13,899 who I'm managing, starting Monday. 338 00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:15,968 The point is, is that I know I've done this 339 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,903 before where we've, like, hung out 340 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:20,139 and I fell for you like a little girl. 341 00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:21,874 But I'm not gonna do that this time. 342 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:24,577 I'm not gonna be like, "I love you, Lance. 343 00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:26,879 You're the one. You're the love of my life." 344 00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:28,247 - Don't touch the headphones. - Oh, sorry. 345 00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:29,949 - Because that's pathetic 346 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:31,717 and lame and you have a girlfriend. 347 00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:34,453 So, now, in a stunning reversal, 348 00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:37,156 I'm gonna give you a shitty, little kiss 349 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:39,425 and walk away. 350 00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:44,296 - Hey, Pat. - [yelps] 351 00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:45,831 - I'm worried this outfit is too revealing. 352 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,834 What do you think? - I'm sorry, who are you? 353 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:51,003 - I'm your Win-A-Chance, Kathy, from Bemidji. 354 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:54,073 - Oh, right, you're the one who your husband died? 355 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:55,508 Oh, no, you made me lasagna? 356 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,742 - The show's starting in three. 357 00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:58,010 I need all models out now. 358 00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,512 - I still need to add Pat's belt. 359 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,846 - Okay then she's gonna have to run. 360 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:01,947 - What? - Okay, we're running. 361 00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:02,915 Let's run. 362 00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:05,785 [cheers and applause] 363 00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:07,086 - ♪ I'm going straight to the top ♪ 364 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,754 ♪ I'm on my way to the top ♪ 365 00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:10,322 ♪ I'm going straight to the top ♪ 366 00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:13,325 - Sup, what's up, Los Angeles? What's happening? 367 00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:15,361 My name is Lance Arroyo, 368 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:18,798 and this little man right here next to me is ChaseDreams. 369 00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:20,766 - Chase! 370 00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,301 - I don't wanna say too much, 371 00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:23,936 honestly, 'cause I'll cry, 372 00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:25,638 but I just want you guys to know, 373 00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:27,706 it means so much to me that y'all are here. 374 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,042 And I really wanna dab right now, 375 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,511 but I tried backstage and the plastic on my shirt 376 00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:35,381 almost ripped off my nips so I can't. 377 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:39,185 So you wanna say anything, bro? 378 00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:41,287 - Just start the show or whatever. 379 00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:45,891 - God, he's really nailing this fashion shithead thing. 380 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:48,961 [rap music playing] 381 00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:51,697 ♪ ♪ 382 00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:53,566 - Whoa, this is so legit. 383 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,668 I love that Mom is walking in this. 384 00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:58,470 - I know. It's so fun, right? 385 00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:00,739 - Pat's on the move, I have Pat. We are very-- 386 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,408 - [breathing heavily] 387 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,310 - ♪ Take me to a party, drinking all the drinks ♪ 388 00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:06,078 ♪ Sipping on Bacardi, ain't no time to think ♪ 389 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,746 ♪ Thinking make you make bad choices ♪ 390 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,215 ♪ Hearing voices all up in your head ♪ 391 00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:10,583 - When you get to the end of the runway, 392 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,017 favor your right side 393 00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:13,419 'cause that's where the photographers are. 394 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:14,520 You're gonna stand and do three-- 395 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,255 [indistinct] 396 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:19,258 - What--what did you say? 397 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:23,729 - ♪ Now shout out to the fam 'cause they believe in me ♪ 398 00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:25,998 ♪ If you tryna strut I'ma be disrespectful ♪ 399 00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:27,700 ♪ No thievin', hey! ♪ 400 00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:30,202 - Okay, I'm here with Pat. Just have to go up the stairs. 401 00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:33,005 Okay, Pat, you're up. Go, go. Walk, walk. 402 00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:35,507 - Sorry, what is this again? Where am I? 403 00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:37,610 - Just go, go, walk. - Sorry. 404 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,880 [high-pitched ringing] 405 00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:46,952 - Whoa, Mom looks so dope. - Yes. 406 00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:52,558 [rap music playing] 407 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,293 - [breathing heavily] 408 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,128 ♪ ♪ 409 00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:01,467 ♪ ♪ 410 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:06,739 [distorted music continues] 411 00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:11,310 ♪ ♪ 412 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,578 [all gasp] 413 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,613 - Oh, shit. - What--what? 414 00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:15,881 Somebody call an ambulance. 415 00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:18,884 - Mom? Mom? 416 00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:20,886 Mom! 417 00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:23,589 - Oh, sorry. 418 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,491 Sorry, I was just taking a little nap 419 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,159 but I'm--I'm fine. 420 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,061 - Oh, okay, are you sure? 421 00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:30,062 - Yeah, I'm totally fine. 422 00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,297 Uh-huh. - Okay-- 423 00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:32,665 she's fine, she's fine. 424 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,000 - And I'm ready to host "Tic Tac Toe." 425 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,903 ♪ So everybody watch, everybody watch ♪ 426 00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:39,405 That's so interesting, Justin Bartha. 427 00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:40,773 Oh, wow, Justin Bartha. 428 00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:43,342 Surprise, it's me, Pat! 429 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,777 Oh, Kathy, thank you, Kathy. 430 00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:46,912 Oh, Streety. Thank you, Streety. 431 00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:48,580 Wait, there's no toilet paper. There's no toilet paper. 432 00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:50,182 And Justin can't lose, Justin can't lose. 433 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:53,652 It's a tie! One, one. My Tickers and my Tackers. 434 00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:55,254 Because, say it with me now, 435 00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:58,757 I love autism! 436 00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:02,328 - Okay, Brooke, I actually don't think she is fine. 437 00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:08,267 - That was so scary. - I know. 438 00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:10,035 She looked so out of it. 439 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,004 What was that song she was singing? 440 00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:13,205 - It's just some little music video 441 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,640 for her 100th show on Monday. 442 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,875 - Wait, Mom shot a music video today? 443 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,043 - I'm gonna go check on her. 444 00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:19,678 - [sighs] Even she's singing. 445 00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:22,715 - We have to tell her family. They're all waiting. 446 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,984 No, she's not gonna bounce back, she's braindead. 447 00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:26,719 - Wait, what? She is? 448 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,320 - Oh, I'm sorry, I'm an actor. 449 00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:30,289 I was just practicing. 450 00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:31,790 But that was believable? - Yes. 451 00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:33,726 Yeah, it was terrifying. - Oh, wait. 452 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,995 You're Cary Dubek. 453 00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:37,529 I'm actually in "Night Nurse" too. 454 00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:39,064 - Oh, cool. - Yeah, I only have a few lines 455 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,066 but you know, I'm really trying get 'em right. 456 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,835 So you excited about the table read on Monday? 457 00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:45,637 - Um, yeah, but can you go get the real nurse? 458 00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:47,039 - Yeah. 459 00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:48,073 - She's fine. 460 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,308 She was dehydrated, 461 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:50,909 but we got her levels back to normal 462 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,344 and she's resting comfortably. 463 00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:54,580 Family can go in and see her now. 464 00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:00,652 - I should be included because I'm basically family. 465 00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:03,022 I'm her lover. 466 00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:08,193 - Hey, Mom. 467 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:09,395 - I'm sorry. 468 00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:10,929 I messed everything up. 469 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,898 - What? No. No, don't apologize. 470 00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,733 - I just got confused. 471 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,769 I think it's just been getting a little much lately 472 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,070 with the show 473 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,438 and then all the Kathys 474 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:20,839 and the "Tic Tac Toe" and-- 475 00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:23,575 - Why didn't you say something? 476 00:17:23,675 --> 00:17:25,277 - I don't know. 477 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,613 - Mom, if you're not happy, I wanna know about it. 478 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:28,947 You just gotta tell me. 479 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,382 I mean, I'm your manager, you know? 480 00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:32,451 It's my job to listen to my clients. 481 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:35,120 - Oh, my God. Fuck you, Brooke. 482 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,188 - What? 483 00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:38,023 - Fuck you. - Chase. 484 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,592 - You literally never listen to your clients. 485 00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:42,728 - Wait, what? 486 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,030 What are you talking about? - I wanna be a singer. 487 00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:47,132 And I've tried to tell you like, a thousand times, 488 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,767 but you just don't listen. 489 00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:52,438 - Um, but you are a singer. 490 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:54,106 I mean, how would you have a fashion show 491 00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:55,274 if you weren't a singer? 492 00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:56,875 - I mean, I actually wanna sing. 493 00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:59,878 Not do all this dumb shit. Why can't I just sing? 494 00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:02,081 - Okay, um... 495 00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:03,982 well, I don't know why only the woman 496 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,951 is getting attacked here. Like, why aren't you 497 00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:08,387 also mad at Streeter? We're co-managers. 498 00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:09,655 - 'Cause I don't care about Streeter. 499 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:10,889 You're my actual family. 500 00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:12,791 - Hey, we are basically family. 501 00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:14,560 I'm your mother's lover. both: Ew. 502 00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:16,295 - Buddy, why don't we lay off Brooke, okay? 503 00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:18,964 Like, I know you're upset, but she has been 504 00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:21,500 working really hard for you. Her job is hard. 505 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,335 - Well, she wouldn't even have her job 506 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,903 if it wasn't for me. 507 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:26,271 Also, why do you care? 508 00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:28,073 I haven't seen you in like, six months. 509 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,576 - Jesus, what? 510 00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:33,512 Of course I care. 511 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,147 You and Mom just have your things 512 00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:36,815 and I've been out trying to get mine. 513 00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:38,851 - Cool, well, Mom's in the hospital 514 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,786 and I'm a kid. 515 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,354 So-- 516 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,490 - Oh, Chasey, I didn't know you were so mad at everyone. 517 00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:46,358 - That's cause I never see you. 518 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,926 Like, I literally never see you. 519 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:50,829 - No one does. No one ever sees Pat anymore. 520 00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:52,264 Least of all me. 521 00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:54,366 And it's all Brooke's fault. - What? 522 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,001 How the fuck are we back on me again? 523 00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:58,036 - Yeah, everything here is not Brooke's fault. 524 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,471 - Thank you. - Yes, it is. 525 00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:01,707 You've been piling so much work on Pat, 526 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,176 I never get to see my baby. 527 00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:05,544 - Okay, first of all, 528 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,513 I hate the sentence that you just said. 529 00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:09,548 And second of all, may I remind you 530 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,183 that we are co-managers. 531 00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:13,051 I'm not, like, adding work for Mom 532 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,286 without you knowing about it. 533 00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:16,121 - Yes, you are. - No, I'm not. 534 00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:18,891 - What about "Tic Tac Toe?" 535 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,126 - I-- 536 00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,961 okay, yeah. 537 00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:25,497 I might have pulled the trigger on that on my own. 538 00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:26,565 Shit. 539 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:27,900 But Mom said yes. 540 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,401 She said that she was happy to do it. 541 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,303 Right, Mom? - She's right, I did say that. 542 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,639 I said I didn't have to and if someone else wanted to, 543 00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:35,874 they could but if she thought it was a good idea, 544 00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:37,476 I was happy to do it. - Oh, my God. 545 00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,244 That's a no, Brooke. 546 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:40,712 Mom just never wants to complain, 547 00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:42,080 but that's so clearly a no. 548 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,715 She was trying to tell you but you just-- 549 00:19:43,815 --> 00:19:45,651 you don't listen! 550 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:49,388 - Okay, um... 551 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:52,024 yeah, I--okay. 552 00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:54,259 - Brooke, you just have to learn 553 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,094 to read between the lines. 554 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,830 I mean, how can you not see what you doing to your-- 555 00:19:58,897 --> 00:19:59,998 your poor mother? 556 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:01,600 Okay, you're exhausting her. 557 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,502 You're draining her. 558 00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:05,404 You're suffocating her. 559 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,239 I mean, a woman can only handle so much. 560 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,007 And then it's just too much work. 561 00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:12,844 - Oh, my God, Streeter. You're too much work. 562 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,716 - What's this? - You're too much work, okay? 563 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:20,719 Your personality adds work to my day. 564 00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:22,120 - No, I'm sorry. 565 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,956 We just established that Brooke is the one 566 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,390 who's adding too much work to your day. 567 00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:27,459 - You're so nice, but you're so needy. 568 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,294 People need things from me all day long. 569 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,363 Every day, every second. I don't like coming home 570 00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:32,431 and having you need me too. 571 00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,466 It's exhausting. 572 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:35,801 - Well, I'm sorry. 573 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,136 I just love you and I just wanna... 574 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,972 spend every waking moment with you. 575 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,873 - I know and I don't like that. 576 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,642 It's not the energy I want in a partner. 577 00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:46,078 It's not good to me. 578 00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:50,649 - Oh. 579 00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:55,287 - Mom, I really am. I'm so sorry. 580 00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:56,455 I didn't mean to overload you. 581 00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,490 I think I just got distracted 582 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,927 trying to take care of myself. 583 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,795 I mean, not that that's an excuse. 584 00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:06,098 - It's okay, honey. I understand. 585 00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:08,667 I just--I miss my life. 586 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,402 I wanna see my kids. 587 00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:11,503 I only ever see Kathys. 588 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:14,473 But I wanna see Chase and Cary. 589 00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:16,575 And Jess! I don't even know how Jess is. 590 00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:19,077 - Oh, um, we broke up. 591 00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:21,013 Like three months ago. 592 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,281 - You did? 593 00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:24,016 Then I wanna see Lance. Can I see Lance? 594 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,351 I didn't even know you two were back together until today. 595 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:27,686 - What? Oh, no. 596 00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,021 We're not back together. 597 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,756 He has a girlfriend. - No, he doesn't. 598 00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:32,190 They broke up this morning. 599 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,926 - What? - I just--I hate this. 600 00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:36,695 I hate that I don't even know what's going on 601 00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:39,031 with my own family. 602 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,299 It makes me sad. 603 00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:43,135 - Oh, Mom. - It makes me so sad. 604 00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:44,703 - Okay, I have an idea. 605 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:47,372 I've been thinking and I know what Pat needs right now 606 00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:50,375 more than anything in the world. 607 00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,311 A beach vacation. - Oh, my God. 608 00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:55,847 - No, just... the four of you. 609 00:21:55,947 --> 00:21:58,050 - What? - Yeah. 610 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,952 Just your family. 611 00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:04,856 Your...real family. 612 00:22:04,956 --> 00:22:07,693 - Oh, okay. 613 00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:09,328 Um... 614 00:22:09,394 --> 00:22:11,563 that actually sounds nice. 615 00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:13,065 I would really love that, Streeter. 616 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,466 - Yeah? 617 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:17,569 - Chasey, what do you think? 618 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:18,904 - Yeah, that could be good. 619 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:20,872 - Great. Okay, I will take care of it. 620 00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:22,207 I will handle everything. 621 00:22:22,307 --> 00:22:24,910 The four of you can leave on Monday. 622 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,511 - Uh, wait, what? 623 00:22:26,578 --> 00:22:28,213 - You mean, like, this Monday? - Yeah. 624 00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:30,182 That'll be fine, right? I mean, Brooke, Pat and Chase 625 00:22:30,248 --> 00:22:31,483 are your only clients so you'll free. 626 00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:32,818 And Cary can be gay anywhere. 627 00:22:32,884 --> 00:22:34,186 So, Monday it is. 628 00:22:34,252 --> 00:22:36,688 - Or if you needed a little more time to-- 629 00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:37,923 - No. No, no, no, no, no. 630 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,091 It's fine, don't worry about it. 631 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,692 I will figure this out, okay? 632 00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:42,327 Clearly, the family needs it. 633 00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:46,331 And what's more important than family? 634 00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:51,370 - Yeah. Uh... 635 00:22:51,436 --> 00:22:55,040 That's a good point, Streeter. 636 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:56,775 Just a sec. 637 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:03,949 Oh, my fucking God. 638 00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,718 I can't believe this is happening again. 639 00:23:09,187 --> 00:23:10,789 What do we do, Brooke? What do we do? 640 00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:12,290 Just both give up our things again? 641 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,693 - I know, I-- 642 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,963 I don't know, Cary. - I mean, I wanna be a good son 643 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,899 and I feel guilty I didn't know Chase was so upset. 644 00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:24,636 It's just, like, I've been trying at this for so long. 645 00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:26,304 Fuck! 646 00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:29,474 - She's taken a turn for the worse. 647 00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:30,642 You might wanna say your goodbyes. 648 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:31,743 - Holy shit, what? 649 00:23:31,810 --> 00:23:33,378 - No, no, he's just an actor. 650 00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:34,746 - Jesus Christ, dude. 651 00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:36,148 - It's very good though. 652 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,049 It's very believable. - Thank you, Cary. 653 00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:40,218 See you on Monday. 654 00:23:40,285 --> 00:23:41,753 - Oh, my God. 655 00:23:45,123 --> 00:23:46,925 - So, what do we do? 656 00:23:46,992 --> 00:23:49,761 What are we both supposed to do? 657 00:23:56,334 --> 00:23:58,937 - Oh, this is so nice, Chasey. 658 00:23:59,004 --> 00:24:00,806 I love not being in hair and makeup. 659 00:24:00,906 --> 00:24:02,307 - Oh, I know, me too. 660 00:24:02,407 --> 00:24:05,610 - Okay, I have one Caesar salad for Mrs. Dubek 661 00:24:05,677 --> 00:24:08,113 and one cheeseburger for Mr. Dubek. 662 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:10,582 - This looks delicious. - Yeah, thank you. 663 00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:12,017 - My pleasure. 664 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,986 Oh, and I also have six orders of tater tots 665 00:24:15,086 --> 00:24:17,355 and sliced cheese on a plate for-- 666 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,758 - Ooh, that's for me! 667 00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:21,660 Oh, my God, I love vacation. 668 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,361 - You look so pretty. I love your dress. 669 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:24,763 - Thanks, Mom. 670 00:24:24,830 --> 00:24:26,698 I know it looks like a lot, but 671 00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:28,300 it goes down quickly. 672 00:24:28,366 --> 00:24:30,802 - Okay. Am I missing anything? 673 00:24:30,869 --> 00:24:33,872 - Um, let me see. One, two, three. 674 00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:35,273 Nope, I think that's everything. 675 00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:37,209 - Okay, bon appétit. - Thank you. 676 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,944 - Wait, so is he just not eating or-- 677 00:24:39,010 --> 00:24:40,545 - He said he wasn't that hungry so he's just gonna 678 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:42,681 split my burger with me. - Okay, gay. 679 00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:44,182 - Brookie. - What? 680 00:24:44,282 --> 00:24:46,318 I can make jokes like that. We're on vacation. 681 00:24:46,384 --> 00:24:47,786 Plus, Cary isn't even here. 682 00:24:47,853 --> 00:24:50,055 - Hey, that burger looks great. 683 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,824 Thank you for splitting it with me, buddy, no homo. 684 00:24:52,891 --> 00:24:54,392 - Streeter, you can't say stuff like that. 685 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,561 - We're on vacation. - Okay, we're all here. 686 00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:58,563 Let's eat. 687 00:24:58,663 --> 00:24:59,965 - Cheers, everybody. 688 00:25:00,031 --> 00:25:01,833 all: Cheers. 689 00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:03,401 - That's sweet, Chasey. 690 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,504 - And Brooke got tater tots for the table. 691 00:25:05,570 --> 00:25:06,905 So nice. - No, no, no, no. 692 00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:08,573 Those are my tots. - These are your tots. 693 00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:09,908 - These are my tots. 694 00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:11,042 - I'll give you some fries if you want. 695 00:25:11,142 --> 00:25:12,310 - I'll take some fries. 696 00:25:12,377 --> 00:25:14,813 Oh, hey, there was a surfer out here 697 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,415 earlier this morning, so cool. The waves were big. 698 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:18,917 - Can we go surfing tomorrow? - Yeah, absolutely. 699 00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:20,585 It'll be fun. 700 00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:24,422 - ♪ We didn't know we were the lucky ones ♪ 701 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,758 - Hey, everybody and welcome to "The Gay Minute," 702 00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:28,059 sponsored by Advil. 703 00:25:28,159 --> 00:25:29,761 I'm your brand-new host, Curtis Paltrow, 704 00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:31,429 taking over for Cary Dubek 705 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:32,564 who's about to start shooting 706 00:25:32,664 --> 00:25:34,599 his first movie, "Night Nurse." 707 00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:36,701 Cary, it has been a long, hard road, 708 00:25:36,768 --> 00:25:37,903 but you never gave up 709 00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:39,271 and it's all gonna finally 710 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,106 pay off for you tomorrow, 711 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:44,109 March 13, 2020. 712 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:45,677 Anyway, in Gay News, 713 00:25:45,744 --> 00:25:47,112 Laura Dern fell. 714 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:48,880 - ♪ Hey ♪ 715 00:25:48,947 --> 00:25:53,084 ♪ We didn't know we were the lucky ones ♪ 716 00:25:53,184 --> 00:25:56,054 ♪ The lucky ones ♪ 717 00:25:56,121 --> 00:25:57,722 ♪ Hey ♪ 718 00:25:57,789 --> 00:26:02,360 ♪ Happy and free under a burning sun ♪ 719 00:26:02,427 --> 00:26:05,297 ♪ Burning sun ♪ 720 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,898 ♪ Hey ♪ 721 00:26:06,965 --> 00:26:13,905 ♪ ♪ 722 00:26:13,972 --> 00:26:15,574 ♪ Hey ♪ 723 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:22,581 ♪ ♪ 724 00:26:22,647 --> 00:26:24,649 ♪ Hey ♪ 725 00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:28,987 ♪ We didn't know we were the lucky ones ♪ 726 00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:32,123 ♪ The lucky ones ♪ 727 00:26:32,223 --> 00:26:33,758 ♪ Hey ♪ 728 00:26:33,825 --> 00:26:38,263 ♪ Happy and free under the burning sun ♪ 729 00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:41,066 ♪ The burning sun ♪ 730 00:26:41,132 --> 00:26:42,467 ♪ Hey ♪ 731 00:26:42,567 --> 00:26:49,641 ♪ ♪ 52716

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