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We did it, dude!
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We mowed the entire lawn
without taking a single break.
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You want to go get some lunch?
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Aw, yeah, I do!
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Nothing on earth's gonna stop us
from getting some lunch!
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Huh?
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Party horse!
Party horse!
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Party! Party!
Party! Party!
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Party! Party!
Party! Party!
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Party! Pa...
Party! Pa...
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Huh?
Huh?
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Chrissy!
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Dude, what happened to you?
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Chrissy happened, man.
She dumped me.
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And she'll probably
never talk to me again.
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That's rough, man.
What went wrong?
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Naaaugh! It's all
her dad's fault.
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He's always telling her
my partying is "compulsive"
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And that I'm a "danger
to myself and others."
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I tried to talk to my bros
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On party horse planet
for advice,
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But they just duct-taped me
to a flagpole
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And pulled my underwear down.
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After that, I came to earth,
hoping you dudes could help me.
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Whoa!
Whoa!
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Uh, don't worry, dude.
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We'll help you
get your girlfriend back.
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You will?
It's easy.
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You just got to get her
something nice
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To show her you care about her.
Yeah, man.
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The mall has like 20 stores
that only sell stuff
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For guys who need to apologize
to their girlfriends.
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With our help, you'll be
back in the saddle in no time.
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Dude, saddle jokes?
Not cool.
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Thanks a lot
for your help, guys.
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Sorry you can't ever
go back to that mall again.
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Eh, you only ruined like
seven stores with your partying.
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Good luck, man.
Let us know how it goes.
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Oh, you know I will!
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Chrissy's gonna love
those presents.
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Yeah!
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You can't go wrong with jewelry,
flowers, and chocolate.
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Every guy knows that.
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Benson's gonna be really mad
about this hole.
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I'll get the shovels.
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And done.
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Whew!
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Now, like I was saying before
about lunch...
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Nothing on earth is gonna...
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Dudes! Chrissy did not like
the presents!
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But every guy knows
you can't go wrong
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With jewelry, flowers,
and chocolate.
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I repeat... the presents
were a major fail.
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She said that stuff's
just what guys think girls want
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And all those presents did
was prove
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I was just thinking about
some generic idea of a girl
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And not her specifically.
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Whoa.
That's so complicated.
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After Chrissy negged
on your prezzos,
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I panicked and made her
a mixtape of dope party jams
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Called "bass in your face,"
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And for some reason,
that was a bust, too.
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But that sounds like
a really good mix.
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Uh-nuh, duh!
Ugggggh!
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Sorry, buddy.
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I guess we need
a female perspective
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If we're gonna crack this nut
you call Chrissy.
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So, let me get this straight.
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You're a party horse
from another planet,
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And you need our help
to get your girlfriend back.
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Yes. Have you tried
talking to her?
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Just being real?
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Real?!
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I'm the realest there is.
Check this out.
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Boom! That's real.
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Um... Let's try
some role-play, maybe?
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Okay. Margaret, you be Chrissy.
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Party horse, you be you.
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And... Go.
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Don't do me like this, Chrissy!
We're a perfect match!
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With that body and these abs,
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We're the hottest couple
on party horse planet.
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First of all, wow.
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But maybe you could focus
on something besides her looks?
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Hmmmmm.
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Well, she dedicates herself
to her interests.
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I think that's cool.
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And I like that she's into art.
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Good. This is good.
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And I guess there's the way
she elevates my very being
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And makes me
want to be a better person.
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Party horse, that was perfect!
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Call Chrissy and tell her
exactly what you just said.
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Or you could cry,
like mordecai did after c.J....
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Owwww!
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Thanks, guys.
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I'm gonna call her.
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Chrissy!
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Party horse, I'm sorry, but...
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Wait. I-i have something
I need to say.
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Chrissy, I think
you're really cool,
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And your art skills...
They... they always amaze me.
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You're like the Picasso of drawing
gross stuff on sleeping dudes' faces.
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Just give me one chance to prove
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That partying
doesn't control me.
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Let me take you out for
a nice, quiet dinner tonight.
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No bass drops,
no heinous property damage...
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Just you and me
and our thoughts.
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That's... Actually
a really nice idea.
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It is?
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Okay, party horse.
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One date... tonight.
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Last chance.
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Yes!
You won't regret this!
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Oop. Call waiting.
One sec, babe.
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Brah! Lumberjack party
tonight at Chad's pad.
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Rashad, Brad, and tad
are going in matching plaid.
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Dude, that sounds rad!
I'm in!
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Chrissy, I know I said
no more parties tonight,
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But there's a party tonight!
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You blew it, party horse.
Goodbye.
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Huh?
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Oh! Phew!
Chrissy, I thought y...
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Principal party horse?!
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I told you
to stay away from my daughter.
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If I see you again, you're glue!
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That guy really
doesn't like you, huh?
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00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:03,702
It's not fair!
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00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,707
I didn't ask
to be born this way.
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If only there were some way
to exhaust
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This burning party star
inside of me.
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00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,020
That's it, dude.
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00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:27,198
We got to party
the party out of you.
135
00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:34,232
And then
you can get Chrissy back.
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00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:37,969
Aw, yeah!
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You got to party so crazy,
138
00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:45,877
You'll never
want to party again.
139
00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,400
We're going
to party horse planet!
140
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Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
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Whoo! Whoo!
Whoo! Whoo!
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