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We did it, dude!

We mowed the entire lawn without taking a single break.

You want to go get some lunch?

Aw, yeah, I do!

Nothing on earth's gonna stop us from getting some lunch!

Huh?

Party horse! Party horse!

Party! Party! Party! Party!

Party! Party! Party! Party!

Party! Pa... Party! Pa...

Huh? Huh?

Chrissy!

Dude, what happened to you?

Chrissy happened, man. She dumped me.

And she'll probably never talk to me again.

That's rough, man. What went wrong?

Naaaugh! It's all her dad's fault.

He's always telling her my partying is "compulsive"

And that I'm a "danger to myself and others."

I tried to talk to my bros

On party horse planet for advice,

But they just duct-taped me to a flagpole

And pulled my underwear down.

After that, I came to earth, hoping you dudes could help me.

Whoa! Whoa!

Uh, don't worry, dude.

We'll help you get your girlfriend back.

You will? It's easy.

You just got to get her something nice

To show her you care about her. Yeah, man.

The mall has like 20 stores that only sell stuff

For guys who need to apologize to their girlfriends.

With our help, you'll be back in the saddle in no time.

Dude, saddle jokes? Not cool.

Thanks a lot for your help, guys.

Sorry you can't ever go back to that mall again.

Eh, you only ruined like seven stores with your partying.

Good luck, man. Let us know how it goes.

Oh, you know I will!

Chrissy's gonna love those presents.

Yeah!

You can't go wrong with jewelry, flowers, and chocolate.

Every guy knows that.

Benson's gonna be really mad about this hole.

I'll get the shovels.

And done.

Whew!

Now, like I was saying before about lunch...

Nothing on earth is gonna...



Dudes! Chrissy did not like the presents!

But every guy knows you can't go wrong

With jewelry, flowers, and chocolate.

I repeat... the presents were a major fail.

She said that stuff's just what guys think girls want

And all those presents did was prove

I was just thinking about some generic idea of a girl

And not her specifically.

Whoa. That's so complicated.

After Chrissy negged on your prezzos,

I panicked and made her a mixtape of dope party jams

Called "bass in your face,"

And for some reason, that was a bust, too.

But that sounds like a really good mix.

Uh-nuh, duh! Ugggggh!

Sorry, buddy.

I guess we need a female perspective

If we're gonna crack this nut you call Chrissy.

So, let me get this straight.

You're a party horse from another planet,

And you need our help to get your girlfriend back.

Yes. Have you tried talking to her?

Just being real?

Real?!

I'm the realest there is. Check this out.

Boom! That's real.

Um... Let's try some role-play, maybe?

Okay. Margaret, you be Chrissy.

Party horse, you be you.

And... Go.

Don't do me like this, Chrissy! We're a perfect match!

With that body and these abs,

We're the hottest couple on party horse planet.

First of all, wow.

But maybe you could focus on something besides her looks?

Hmmmmm.

Well, she dedicates herself to her interests.

I think that's cool.

And I like that she's into art.

Good. This is good.

And I guess there's the way she elevates my very being

And makes me want to be a better person.

Party horse, that was perfect!

Call Chrissy and tell her exactly what you just said.

Or you could cry, like mordecai did after c.J....

Owwww!

Thanks, guys.

I'm gonna call her.

Chrissy!

Party horse, I'm sorry, but...

Wait. I-i have something I need to say.

Chrissy, I think you're really cool,

And your art skills... They... they always amaze me.

You're like the Picasso of drawing gross stuff on sleeping dudes' faces.

Just give me one chance to prove

That partying doesn't control me.

Let me take you out for a nice, quiet dinner tonight.

No bass drops, no heinous property damage...

Just you and me and our thoughts.

That's... Actually a really nice idea.

It is?

Okay, party horse.

One date... tonight.

Last chance.

Yes! You won't regret this!

Oop. Call waiting. One sec, babe.

Brah! Lumberjack party tonight at Chad's pad.

Rashad, Brad, and tad are going in matching plaid.

Dude, that sounds rad! I'm in!

Chrissy, I know I said no more parties tonight,

But there's a party tonight!

You blew it, party horse. Goodbye.

Huh?

Oh! Phew! Chrissy, I thought y...

Principal party horse?!

I told you to stay away from my daughter.

If I see you again, you're glue!

That guy really doesn't like you, huh?

It's not fair!

I didn't ask to be born this way.

If only there were some way to exhaust

This burning party star inside of me.

That's it, dude.

We got to party the party out of you.

And then you can get Chrissy back.

Aw, yeah!

You got to party so crazy,

You'll never want to party again.

We're going to party horse planet!

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!