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starring the entire Nelson

family, Ozzie, Harriet,
David, and Ricky.

So settle back in
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and enjoy another delightful
half hour with all the Nelsons.

Ozzie Nelson, of
course, plays the part

of the head of the
Nelson household, Ozzie.

And here is his lovely
wife, Harriet Nelson,

who keeps the family
on an even keel.

Hello, Harriet.

The smiling young
teenager we now see

is David Nelson, older
of the two Nelson boys,

and played by David Nelson.

And here we have the
youngest of the Nelsons,

the little guy with
the twinkle in his eye,

Ricky Nelson, played
by Ricky Nelson.

The Nelson's next door
neighbor, Mr Thornbury,

better known as
Ozzie's pal, Thorny,

is played by Don DeFore.

- Oh, hi.

I've been looking for you.

- Oh, yeah?

- Would you help me
paint the chairs?

- Oh, gee, I'd like to, Harriet,
but I have quite a few things

I have to do.

- Oh, come on, it'll
only take a minute.

Grab a brush.

- Oh, well, gee, I'd
like to but I have to--

Well, I have to wash the car.

- Don't tell me you're
going to wash the car.

- Well, no, I'm not going
to wash it all by myself,

but I was figuring on driving
it down to the garage.

They always do a
much better job.

I'll be back in time to help
you finish the chairs, though.

- How long will you be?

- Uh, how long do you think
it'll take you to paint them?

- OK, I know when I'm licked.

- Why don't you ask the boys?

I'm sure they'd be
happy to do it for you.

- Oh, David's out selling
tickets to some charity bazaar.

- Oh, really?

Who talked him into that?

- Well, it seems as though Nancy
Baker had to sell 20 tickets

to win a prize or something,
so she asked David to help her.

- Isn't remarkable
how little boys always

let little girls talk them
into things like that?

I should think David
would be too smart to fall

for stuff like that, though.

- You mean girls?

- No, but, obviously, she
flattered him into it.

You know, that's been
going on since time began.

Every time a gal wants a
guy to do something for her,

she just butters
him up a little,

gives them the old
flattery routine.

The first thing you know,
another sucker gets hooked.

- Oh, I don't know, dear, maybe
David volunteered to help her.

You know, he's a lot
like you in so many ways,

so generous, kind-hearted.

- Well, I thought you
said she asked him.

- Well, she did.

She asked him, then
he volunteered.

I think David's too intelligent
to fall for flattery,

as I'd say he's a lot like you.

- Well, yeah, but
I mean, he's also

pretty naive and
pretty young, and she

might have been
subtle about the way

she approached the whole deal.

- Oh, no, I don't think so.

He's just being helpful like
his kind, good-natured father.

Oh, be careful, dear.

I don't want to splash
any paint on that new tie.

- New tie?

- Yes, isn't that a
new tie you're wearing?

- No, no, I've had
this quite a while.

You like it?

- Oh, very much.

You should wear it more often.

It brings out the
blue in your eyes.

- Oh, really?

- Say, have you been working
out in the yard recently?

- Well, I was out there fooling
around with the sprinklers

this morning.

Why?

- I thought so.

Your face is getting
so nice and tan.

- Oh, really?

Thanks.

- I just love the way
that little lock of hair

falls over your forehead.

It looks so rugged.

No, Harriet, it does not.

- It does so.

You know, I've got a
pretty handsome husband.

- No, cut it out.

- Well, I have.

Well, I better not
stand here talking.

I better get at these chairs.

- Oh, never mind.

Here, I'll paint them for you.

- Oh, you really
don't have to, dear.

- No, oh, no, I think I should.

After all, you've worked
hard enough for it.

- Oh, good morning.

- Good morning, young man.

Is the lady in?

- No, I'm sorry.

She just stepped out
for a few moments.

May I help you?

- Well, I usually
talk to the lady.

- Is something the matter?

- No, nothing, just these
darn old bunions of mine.

That's quite a hill
you've got out there.

- Oh, yes, it is.

Isn't it?

Say, why don't you come
in and relax for a while.

I'm sure my wife
will be right back.

- Oh, that's very sweet of you.

I could use a breather.

I guess I'm not as
young as I used to be.

- Wait a minute, I'll
get that suitcase.

It looks pretty heavy.

- Oh, thank you, kindly.

- Just sit right
down over there.

That's one of our more
comfortable chairs.

- Thank you so much.

Oh.

Oh, my, this really is good.

- Yeah, I guess this
door to door selling

must be pretty fatiguing.

- Oh, I rather enjoy it.

One always meets
such nice people.

Uh, do you mind if I just take
off my shoes for a little bit?

- Oh, no, no, make
yourself right at home.

Make yourself comfortable.

- Thanks a million.

- Say, why don't I get you
a nice, cool glass of water?

- Oh, no, no,
they'll be all right.

I'll just like them
wiggle a little.

- Oh, no, no, I was
talking about yourself.

- Oh, no, please don't bother.

I'm fine.

I just get a little tired
trudging from door to door.

- Oh, sure.

What are you selling?

- Oh, I have a very wonderful
and guaranteed spot remover.

I have a few samples
here in the case,

if you'd care to look at it.

- Oh, yes, I'd be
very interested.

- Well, then you just open
it right in the front there,

that little catch there.

- Oh, yes, I see.

- I make the stuff myself.

- Oh, fine.

Widow Whistler's Spot Remover.

Oh, are you Mother
Whistler in person?

- Yes, I am.
- Oh, well, congratulations.

Oh, thank you.

- Yes, this looks
like very nice stuff.

How much does it sell for?

- Well, I'm making a
special introductory offer

to the people of
this neighborhood--

Only $0.50 a bottle.

- Oh, say, that sounds very
reasonable for such a good spot

remover.

Uh, may I buy some?

- Just help yourself.

- Oh, fine.

We have kind of a
sloppy family here.

Isn't everybody, these days?

- Maybe I ought to
buy two bottles, eh?

- Well, it's very
good stuff to have

around the house, especially
where there's children.

- Yeah, well, we have a
couple of growing boys here.

Say, why don't I
buy four bottles.

That's a bottle for each
member of the family,

then nobody will be using
somebody else's spot remover.

- Come to think of it, I have
a pretty darn sloppy neighbor

too, a Mr. Thornberry.

I think I'll buy
a bottle for him.

- My, that's a lot
of spot remover.

Are you sure you
can use five quarts?

- Oh, sure, very easily.

- Oh, see, wait a minute.

I don't think I've got all
that with me right now.

See, these are my samples.

- I see.

- I'll tell you what, you keep
that, and I'll bring the rest,

deliver it this
afternoon sometime.

- Oh, that'll be fine.

I'll just put this over here,
so we won't get it mixed up.

- That's right.

Now, if you'd give me my order
book, there in the little room

there, please.
Uh, now--

- No, no, no, no, you relax.

I'll take care of
everything, Mother Whistler.

Oh, well, thank you.

- Just tell me what to do.

- Well, put your name,
and your address,

and the amount of the order.

- I see.

That's, uh, five bottles
Mother Whistler's Spot Remover

at $0.50.

Five times $0.50.

Five times 5 is 25.

Zero times 0, carry
the-- that's a zero.

That's, uh, $2.50.

I better put down here
that I've taken one bottle.

- Oh, well, that's--

- A receipt for one bottle.

I'll just initial that.
- Mm-hmm.

- Does that look--

Oh, no, mark it C.O.D.

- Yes, yes.

- C.O.D. Not only a salesman,
I'm a juggler as well.

- Look OK?

- Oh, that's very good.

- Oh, fine.

- There.

Well, I guess I'd
better be running along.

- I'm glad you stopped
by, Mother Whistler.

- Oh, so am I.

- This reminds me one of
my old saxophone cases.

I used to be a musician
in my younger days.

- Really?

Oh.

- Say, just noticed
you have a little bit

of a spot on your coat here.

Why don't I get some
of your spot remover

and I'll take it
right off in a jiffy.

- Oh, no, no, no, I'll
wait until I get home.

A little soap and water
will take care of it.

Goodbye.

- Goodbye.

Hi, Oz.

- Hi, Thorny.

Here, I got a little
present for you.

- Oh, I see she stopped
by your house too, eh?

- So you've seen
the young lady, eh?

- Oh, yeah.
- Quite a gal, wasn't she?

- Yeah, sure was.

- How'd you like that blond hair
and those big blue eyes, eh?

- Oh, now, Thorny,
I don't think it's

nice to joke about a
poor old woman who's

trying to earn a living.

- Poor old woman?

Well, she wasn't a day
over 23, and what a beauty.

- Oh, Thorny, that's not a
nice thing to joke about.

- Well, who's joking?

She was a very
attractive young girl.

You saw that yourself.

- Thorny, I bought this
from a very nice old woman.

- Say, wait a minute.

What kind of a story
you trying to cook up?

I've seen the girl.

She had flashy blonde hair, big
blue eyes, and a very lovely

orange sweater.

- Thorny, I don't know who
you bought this stuff from.

But I bought mine from
a very nice old woman.

That's the truth.
- Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Oz, you sly old dog.

For a minute there, I
thought you were serious.

- I am serious.

- Sure you are, Oz, sure.

I forgot we'd have to
explain this to our wives.

You know, Oz, at times, you
show a flash of true genius.

- What the heck are you
talking about, Thorny?

- Your story, Oz, is perfect.

We felt very sorry for
the poor old woman so we--

- Now, wait a minute, Thorny.

Cross my heart, I bought
this from an old woman.

- Sure, Oz, so did I. Now, just
so we'll tell the same story,

let's figure out
what she looked like.

- Oh, this is futile, Thorny.

I'll see you later.

- Oh, OK.

Oh, by the way, Oz, what are
we going to call the woman?

- Well, her name happens
to be Mrs. Whistler.

Very appropriate.

Very appropriate.

- What's appropriate?

Her name, Mrs.

- Oh!

- Oh, hi, Pop.

- Oh, hi, boys.

- You want to buy a ticket
to the charity bazaar?

Only $0.50.

- Only 1/10 of $1.

Your salesmanship
is better than your arithmetic.

I'll take one.

- Oh, thanks, Pop.

That makes 11 tickets
I've sold today.

- Good for you.

- He's selling them
for Nancy Baker.

- Oh, keep quiet, will you?

- It's a pretty smart
game, if you ask me, boy.

- Nobody's asking you.

- You never see me
getting stuck like that.

- Who's getting stuck?

I'm just playing it smart.

That's all.

- You look pretty dumb
while you're doing it, boy.

- What's everybody
doing in the house?

- Oh, hi.

Well, the boys are just having
a rather lively discussion

about David's selling ability.

He's been doing very well.

- There's been quite
a bit of selling

going on around
here this afternoon.

You should see the
cute sales girl

that Catherine
Thornberry and I saw.

- Was she's selling tickets
to the charity bazaar?

- No, she was
selling spot remover.

Has she been by
here, by any chance,

or did I get home in time?

- Well, you say she
was a young girl?

- Yes, very attractive, too.

A little on the sharp
side, but pretty cute.

- Well, Harriet, this is
a remarkable coincidence.

- Well, then I didn't
get home in time.

- Evidently, there were two
women selling spot remover

in this neighborhood.

You see, this woman
came to the door--

- A nice elderly lady.

And you felt sorry
for the poor old dear

and wanted to help her out.

- Well, yes, how did you know?

- That's the same story that
Thorny tried to tell Catherine.

- One question.

- Mm-hmm?

- Did it work?

- No, I wouldn't try
it if I were you.

- Harriet, it's the
truth, so help me.

- I saw the woman, Mom.

- There you are.

Ricky saw her.

She was an older
woman, wasn't she, son?

- Heck, yeah, she was about 21.

- Well, what did she
look like, Ricky?

- Well, it's not polite
to whistle at the table.

- Harriet, I tell you, I
bought this spot remover

from an elderly woman.

- Well, it doesn't make
any difference, dear.

If I'd have been a man, I'd
have probably bought some, too.

How many bottles did you buy?

Four?

- Oh, of course--

I, I bought five.

- She really did all right
for herself, didn't she?

- Harriet, I tell
you, I wasn't hooked

by any attractive young girl.

- Oh, who were you
hooked by, dear?

- By an elderly woman.

She came to the door
selling the spot remover.

I felt sorry for the poor old--
- It's all right, dear.

If you say she was
an elderly woman,

she was an elderly woman.

- OK, then you go
right on believing

that I got taken in
by some young siren

in an orange sweater.

- Wait a minute.

Who said anything about
an orange sweater?

- Did you say she was
a shapely young blond

with an orange sweater?

- No, but she was a
shapely young blonde,

and she was wearing
an orange sweater.

It doesn't make any
difference, dear.

It's probably very
good spot remover.

- Does it really
remove spots, Pop?

- Ricky, every once in a while,
a man finds himself on a spot

and nothing can remove him.

- Ozzie and Harriet we'll
be back in just a moment.

- Oh, Harriet, I'm
glad you came in.

Will you sit down a second?

- Mm-hmm.

- I have a feeling
that you're still not

convinced that I
bought this spot

remover from an elderly woman.

- But, dear, I don't care.

Honestly, I don't.

- Now, wait a second.

She's coming over here
later this afternoon

to deliver the
rest of the stuff.

Why don't you stay
around here and meet her,

and see her for yourself.

- Well, OK, if you insist.

- I do.

Oh, Harriet, this is ridiculous.

- That's what I've
been telling you.

- Look, if you have anything
else to do this afternoon,

you go ahead and do it.

- Oh, trying to
get rid of me, eh?

- What's this?

- You didn't think
I'd take you up on it.

But I fooled you, didn't I?

Why are you trying to
get me out of the house?

OK, you don't believe
I bought the bottles from

an old lady.

- But I do, honestly.

I believe you bought the spot
remover from an elderly woman.

- What makes you so sure?

- Well, because you say so,
and I don't doubt your word.

You never fibbed to me yet.

- Haven't I?

- Have you?

- No, of course not.

- Don't you know that a wife
can always sense when her

husband's telling the
truth, and when he isn't?

- Well, yes.

But I just didn't want you
to think that I was taken

in by a pretty, young girl.

- Do you think I'd be
jealous or something?

- Oh, aren't you?

No, of course not.

- I mean, when you knew that
this shapely young gal was

working her way through
the neighborhood,

weren't you just
a little worried?

- Well, certainly not.

I thought running home
would be good exercise.

- Did you say she was an
attractive young girl?

- Oh, yes, very.

- Isn't that a
strange coincidence

that there should
be two women working

in the same neighborhood,
selling the same stuff.

One, a nice old lady, and
the other, this attractive,

shapely young girl.

Luckily, I drew the old woman.

Harriet--

- Yes, dear?

- --what's so lucky about that?

- Yes?
- Are you Mr. Nelson?

- Uh, yes, I am.

- Oh, I've been so anxious
to meet you, Mr. Nelson.

Mother told me how
nice you were to her.

- Your mother?

- Uh-huh, Mrs. Whistler.

- Oh!

- I brought your
order of spot remover.

May I come in?

- Oh, well, yes.

Uh, come in for just a moment.

- Oh, my, what a beautiful home.

- Oh, thank you, very much.

I don't want to keep you.

- I stopped by earlier but
I guess you weren't at home.

- Uh, no, I was next door,
talking with my neighbor.

Well, here, I'll take
these off your hands.

- Oh, thanks.

And thanks for buying so much.

Oh, aren't those drapes lovely?

- Oh, yes, well, my
wife takes care of all

of the interior decorating.

She's my wife and she'll
be back any minute now.

Oh, I want to pay you.

There's $3, I believe.

Or $2.50, was it?

- $2.50 out of $3.

- Oh, thank you, very much.

- Well, I, I know you want to
be on your way, so it's nice--

- Oh, no, there's no hurry.

This is my last stop for today.

Do you mind if I sit
down for a moment?

- Well, to be honest with you--

- Oh, my, what a nice
comfortable chair.

- Oh, well, thank
you, very much.

- You know, you made quite a
hit with my mother this morning.

I can see why, too.

You're such a nice,
friendly type man.

- Oh, well, thank you very much.

Your
mother's a very nice person.

- Yes, isn't she?

Poor mother, she
has to work so hard.

I hope I'll be able
to take care of her

when I graduate from college.

- Oh, do you go to college?

- Well, I plan to
start this fall.

That is, if I win the contest.

- What contest is that?

- The magazine
subscription contest.

Are you familiar with
the Badger Publications?

- No, I don't believe I am.

- They're probably some
of the leading magazines.

Well, they're
giving this contest,

and the girl who sells the
most subscriptions wins $5,000.

- Oh, gee, isn't that--

- If I win, I plan to
go to medical school.

- Oh, that's a very
laudable ambition.

- Oh, oh, my goodness.

- Something wrong?

- I seem to have caught the
back of my sweater in the chair

here.

- Oh, it's probably one of
those little buttons in--

- Could you help get it?

Yeah, could you
loosen it for me?

I don't want to tear it.

It's down the back.

Right back here, see?

No, a little lower.

There, right, that's it.

Oh, Mr. Nelson,
you're tickling me.

- Oh.

- Dear?

- Oh!

Oh, this is-- uh, this is
Ms. Whistles-- uh, uh, uh,

Whistler.

Uh, this is my
wife, Mrs, uh, uh--

- Nelson.

- Uh, Nelson.

Now, Harriet, this is the girl
I wasn't telling you about.

- Hello.

- How do you do?

Oh, yes, I believe you were here
this afternoon, weren't you?

- No, no, it was this morning.

That is-- no, she was
here this afternoon.

But she came to see me
and I wasn't in, you see?

- I came by to deliver Mr.
Nelson's order of spot remover,

and also to thank him for
being so nice to my mother

this morning.
- An el--

- Your mother?
- Mm-hmm.

- An elderly woman.

- Yes, he was so kind.

He even bought five bottles.

- Oh, yes, I know.

He told me about her.
- She's an older type woman.

- Hey, Mom!

- Yes, David?
- Can you come here a minute?

- Oh, will you
excuse me a minute?

They're paging me upstairs.

- Oh, sure.

- I want to thank you again
for your kindness, Mr. Nelson.

- Oh, oh, well, that's
perfectly all right.

- Your wife's very charming.

- Oh, yes, she is.
Isn't she?

- You are, too.

Oh,

- Did you call me, Dave?

- I sold all my tickets
to the charity bazaar.

- Well, that's wonderful, dear.

- Nancy Baker won first
prize and she gave it to me.

- Well, that was
generous of her.

Only thing, though,
what am I going

to do with a charm bracelet?

Well, what did Nancy
suggest that you do with it?

- Well, she said it
would make a nice gift

for some girl on her birthday.

- Oh, she have somebody
special in mind?

- Yeah, I think so.

She said it's her
birthday tomorrow.

- Why don't you
give it to her then?

- Yeah, I think that's
the general idea.

- Hey, did you hear the news?

David sold all the tickets.

- Yes, so I hear.

- Nancy Baker kissed him.

- Oh?

- Right in the face, too.

- How about that.

- You should keep your
big mouth shut, Ricky.

- She kissed him twice.

He let her kiss him, too,
and he's bigger than she is.

Stop snitching.

- Pretty disgusting, boy.

You do a favor for a girl,
and right away she kisses you.

Eww.

All right, you two.

Cut it out.

- Talk, talk.

Why don't you keep quiet?

- Aren't you even going
to wash your face?

- Well, I hope you
enjoy college life.

- I'm sure I will, Mr. Nelson.

Well, thanks, again,
for everything.

- Oh, you bet.
It's a pleasure.

- Well, bye.

- Bye.

- Is she going to college?

- Oh, Harriet-- yes, she
is, if she wins the contest.

- What contest?

- Well, they have this magazine
subscription selling contest.

And they have a first
prize of $5,000.

- Oh?

- You see, they give so many
points for each magazine

subscription the girl sells.

For instance, if she sells
a year's subscription

to the "American Indian," a
fine magazine, by the way,

that's good for 20 points.

- The "American Indian"?

- Uh, yes.

It's very popular.

Yeah, I imagine
it is with Indians.

- No, no, it's very
interesting, Harriet.

It had some wonderful pictures
in it, and some good stories.

I think Dave and
Ricky will like it.

- Don't tell me you took
a year subscription.

- Well, yes, it gives the
girl 20 points, Harriet.

- Oh, how much
wampum did it cost?

- Oh, only $3 a year.

Well, this is a very reputable
firm we're dealing with.

That is, it seems to me,
I've heard of the Badger

Publications, haven't you?

- No, but I've heard
of the badger game.

- Oh, Harriet, don't say that.

She's a very nice, little girl.

- Oh, please, dear, the mother
may be an elderly woman,

but the daughter is
not a little girl.

- Well, then she's
a nice, big girl.

But after all, this
has a twofold purpose.

Not only get a lot of very
interesting reading material,

but we help send the
girl through school.

You'll feel different when
you see your first issue

of "Glorious Womanhood."

- What?

- Uh, "Glorious Womanhood."

That's 20 points.

So I got this issue of "American
Indian" for David and Ricky,

and a subscription for
"Glorious Womanhood" for you.

- And what did you
get for yourself?

- Uh, it was sort of an
outdoorsy thing, a farm type

magazine.

It's called "Poultry Life."

That sounds as though
it ought to be worth at least

30 points.

- Uh, uh, 40.

- I can hardly
wait to read them.

The "American Indian," "Glorious
Womanhood," and "Poultry Life."

- Well, yes, but
doesn't it make you

feel good to know
that we're sending

a girl through medical college?

- Yes, but I wish she'd
operate on somebody else.

- Well, I guess you think
I have no sales resistance.

- Well, I don't know.

You don't seem to have much
trouble when it comes to men.

They've never been able
to sell you anything.

- Well, now, wait a minute.
That isn't true.

After all, I bought a ticket to
the charity bazaar from David.

- Oh, well, that's different.

Three magazine subscriptions and
five bottles of spot remover.

I think somebody else better
answer the door from now on.

- Starting right now.

Ricky, will you get
the door, please?

- OK, Mom.

- Would you like to buy some
cookies from the Girl Scouts?

- I thought the
drive was all over.

- Well, it is, but we
have a few boxes left.

- How much are they?

- $0.50.

- Gee, I don't know.

- Are you Ricky Nelson?

- Yes, I am.

- My, you're nice looking.

- Maybe I will buy a box.

- You're handsome, but
you're generous, too.

- I might as well buy two boxes.

- Thanks.

You know, I like the
way you comb your hair.

It's very unusual.

- Yes, very unusual.

- Oh, I might as well
buy all the boxes.

I can borrow some
money from my father.

- Gee, thanks.
- Gee, thanks.

- Ozzie and Harriet we'll
be back in just a moment.

- Hi, Oz.
- Hi, Thorny.

- Hey, what's so funny?

- Well, you know the old "he
who laughs last" business?

Looks as if I have the
last laugh on Harriet.

Yeah?

How's that?

- Well, you know,
of course, I have

absolutely no sales resistance.

I mean, a nice, old lady came
in and I bought all this spot

remover from her.

And the gal came in and I
subscribed to magazines,

and Harriet's been getting
the pants off me, you know?

- Well, you're awful
cheerful about it.

- Well, now, listen,
Harriet went downtown today.

She's the smarty one, you know.

So she went down there, and
this sales girl, probably

very sharp, sold her
practically the whole store--

A couple of new hats, a couple
of new dresses, unmentionables.

- Really?

- So now I have the
last laugh on Harriet.

She's the one who is so smart,
and she buys all those things.

Hey, what am I laughing about?

I've been hooked again, Thorny.

- Next week, "The Adventures
Of Ozzie And Harriet"

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Verna Felton played the
part of Mrs. Whistler.

Mrs. Whistler's daughter was
played by Mary Beth Hughes.

Don't forget that a
completely different episode

of "The Adventures
Of Ozzie And Harriet"

is heard every Friday
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time and radio station.