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America's favorite family
comedy, "The Adventures

of Ozzie and Harriet."

So settle back in
your easy chairs

and enjoy another delightful
half-hour with all the Nelsons.

Ozzie Nelson, of
course, plays the part

of the head of the
Nelson household, Ozzie.

And here is his lovely
wife Harriet Nelson,

who keeps the family
on an even keel.

Hello, Harriet.

The smiling young
teenager we now see

is David Nelson, older
of the two Nelson boys

and played by David Nelson.

And here we have the
youngest of the Nelsons,

the little guy with
the twinkle in his eye,

Ricky Nelson, played
by Ricky Nelson.

The Nelson's next-door
neighbor, Mr. Thornberry,

better known as
Ozzie's pal Thorny,

is played by Don DeFore.

- Hey, Rick.

How do you think
this tie will look?

- Just as good as the
man who's wearing it.

- In that case, it'll
all look pretty good.

- Aw, heck, it's
your tie, David.

I don't want to wear it.

- Don't worry, you won't.

- What are you doing?

- I need to try to tie
this tie on Sylvester here.

How do you think it looks?

- Pretty jazzy, boy.

I think you're going though
an awful lot of trouble

just for a school dance.

- Well, this is isn't
an ordinary dance.

This is a real special deal.

- Big man, very social.

- Yeah, how's that look?

- Very good.

You ask me, I think you ought
to stay home and send Sylvester

to the dance.

- Sylvester?

Who's Sylvester?

- Oh, haven't you met
Sylvester yet, Mom?

May I present my mother?

This is Sylvester
Coat-Hanger, Mother.

- Oh, and how do you do?

My, he has a very
limp handshake.

- Yeah, he's also got
on David's good pants.

- And so I see.

Is that what you're going
to wear to the dance, David?

- Yes, ma'am.

I want to wear this
coat here, too.

- I hope this outfit
looks as good on David

as it does on Sylvester here.

- Yes, yes, yes.

You said that
before, little man.

- Who are you taking
to the dance, David?

- A new girl in town, Mom.

- Oh?
What's she like?

- I don't know.

I've never taken her out before.

- Oh.

Sort of a blind date?

- Well, not exactly.

I've seen her before.

- She just hadn't seen David.

- How do you know?

- I think that she's
pretty special.

- Yeah, she is.

I'm lucky to be taking her out.

- That's the smartest thing
you've said all morning.

- Well, she sounds like
a very attractive girl.

How did you happen to meet her?

- Oh, she has a couple
of classes with me.

And I've been helping
her in algebra.

- You helped her?

- Yeah, what's wrong with that?

- What a dope she must be.

You're just about
passing yourself.

- Rick, why don't you get lost?

You think I need a haircut, Mom?

- No, I think it looks
very nice, David.

- Who's doing your waves
this season, deary?

- Ricky, get lost, will ya?

You know, now that
you mention it, David,

I think maybe you could
stand a trim in the back.

- Well, as long as it's
not absolutely necessary,

I'd like to save the
money if I could.

- Whoops!

Looks if I came in
at the wrong time.

Yes, sir.

Just mention money and
Pop's right on the spot.

- Oh, you're not
whistling Dixie.

Poor all Pop's always on the
spot when it comes to money.

- Oh, well, you're so right.

It seems the boys could use
an advance on their allowance.

And I need a couple of
dollars for the paper

boy and the bread--
- Whoa, whoa.

Don't go any further.

I'll settle for as far
as you've gone now.

- That's what I like--
A man of action.

- I'll drink to that.

- Dave, we'll settle
your mother's first.

She has seniority.

- What does that mean, Pop?

- It means Mom's
a little older--

- Never mind.

It means I'm a little
bigger than you are.

- Well, actually, Harriet,
I have nothing smaller

than a five and I
know you only like--

- Oh, I'll take that.

- Oh.

I'm afraid we're
in trouble here.

I only have a $10 bill left.

- I'd like to have
that same trouble, boy.

- I'll change it for you, Pop.

- Really, Dave?

A $10 bill it is.

- There you are, Pop, $10.

- Wow.

Boy, you've got a lot of
money stashed away there, son.

- Yeah, I've been saving up.

- Well, here's a couple
of dollars for you, Rick.

- Thanks, Pop.

- A couple of dollars
for you, Dave.

- Thanks, Pop.

This will come in
nice and handy.

- Well, now, look, you guys,
don't you spend that foolishly

all in one place.
- Heck no.

I'm going to spend mine
foolishly in a lot of places.

- You know, it's quite a bundle
David has stashed away there,

isn't it?

- Well, I'm not surprised.

- What do you mean?

- Well, he's been taking
his lunch to school almost

every day for a week now.

- Oh?

- And not only that he
never rides the bus anymore.

He either walks or he rides
with one of his friends.

- Oh, he must be saving up
for some special occasion.

Yes, didn't he say something
about going to a school dance

tonight?

- Yes, but the tickets
are already paid for.

I think you may be on
the right track, though.

- In what way?

- Well, seems he's taking some
new little girl at school.

And evidently she's
pretty hot stuff,

because David's been helping
her with her algebra.

And that's just not like David.

- Well, he's probably
saving up his money just

to make a big impression
on this girl at the dance.

Who is this little
girl, Harriet?

Do you know her?

- Well, no, but I'm sure she's
very nice if David likes her.

- Oh, yes, of course.

It's just that
David is so naive,

I'd hate to have to get in the
clutches of some little gold

digger.

If there's anything I can't
stand, it's a mercenary female.

- Oh, I'm sorry to hear
you say that, dear.

- Well, what do you mean?

- Well, I was just thinking
that $5 you gave me

isn't going to go very
far, and I thought perhaps

you could let me
have a couple more.

- I surrender, dear.

- Hey, Oz!

- Oh, hi, Thorny.

Hi.

I think this notebook
belongs to David.

- Oh, yeah, that looks like his.
Thanks a lot.

- He left it over at
our place last night.

He and Will were collaborating
a little homework.

- Oh, I'm glad to know the boys
are showing that much interest

in their studies these days.

- Well, I offered Will a little
bonus to bring his marks up.

You know how kids are this age.

They're always a
little short of funds.

- Well, maybe Will is.

But by golly, David is loaded.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

I wanted to change
at 10 this morning,

and he had the change
for it just like that.

No kidding.

Where's he get it all?

- Well, evidently,
he hasn't spent

any money for about six months.

He has money stashed
all over his room.

How do you like that?

- Yeah.

- I suppose he's going to the
dance over at school tomorrow

night?

- Uh, yeah.

He's going to take some new
little girl just arrived

in town.

- Oh.

- I know just what
you're thinking, Thorny,

and it's not true.

- What do you mean?

- Well, I can tell by the
expression on your face

that you think this little girl
is some sort of a gold digger

and that Dave has just
been saving up his money

so he could squander
it at the dance

and make a big
impression on this girl.

- No, I wasn't, Oz.

But now that you
mention it, it's

just possible that
he is saving up

to buy her a nice
Valentine's Day gift.

- Valentine's?

Is today Valentine's Day?

- Well, no.

But tomorrow is.

- Oh, gee, I'm glad you
mentioned that, Thorny.

- As a matter of fact, I'm
just on my way downtown

to buy Katherine a box of candy.

I'll tell you what, Oz.

Give me $5, and I'll buy you a
box so you can give to Harriet.

- Oh, no, no, Thorny.

- Well, sure, Oz.

It'll save you a
trip down there.

- Well, it's a
very nice thought.

But after all, Valentine's Day
is a very romantic occasion.

And half the sentiment
of it is the idea

of taking the trouble and
the pleasure of going down

there and picking out
the appropriate present

for the one you're so fond of.

- OK, Oz.
You made the speech.

Now, what kind do you want
me to get for Harriet?

- One of those heart-shaped
boxes with "I love you" on it.

- Oh, and-- and Thorny, make
sure that it's very delicate,

and sentimental, and
romantic-looking.

- Yeah.

- Don't forget I'm a
romantic type fellow.

- Ah, just a minute, Oz.

I'm a rather practical
mercenary type of fellow.

Give me the five bucks first.

- Oh, you dog, Thorny.

- Harriet?

Harriet, have you seen the boys?

- Yes, I think
they're both upstairs.

- Oh, I have David's notebook.

Will Thornberry had it.

- Oh, well, I'm
glad Will found it.

David's been looking for it.

- Oh.

Hey.

How about this.

- Oh, do you think
you should be looking

through David's notebook?

- Well, I wasn't exactly
looking through it,

but this page kind of fell open
when I was looking through it--

I-- Well, after all,
I'm the boy's father.

- Yes, dear, I know.

What does it say?

- Well, it's a list.

Perfume, candy, scarf, compact.

- Well, it sounds like
Ricky's spelling list.

- Sounds to me more like
David's sucker list.

- Well, what do you mean?

- Well, I mean, it's
pretty obvious, Harriet,

that David's about
to squander all

this money on this little
girl that we don't even know.

- Well, after all,
it is his money.

And I'm sure the little
girl is very nice.

- Well, I'm sure she is.

- Silly to think of a little
girl like that scheming to--

I mean, after all, a girl
David's age is too young

to think of those--

Well, I'm sure David can
take care of himself.

- Yeah, I suppose so.

- After all, it is his
money that he saved.

What if he does buy her a few
rather expensive presents?

Is that anything to worry about?

- Well, you've convinced me.

Have you convinced yourself?

- Frankly, no.

- Well, I wouldn't
worry too much about it.

After all, I'm sure
David's smart enough to--

Why, I mean, if he's
anything like his old dad,

which I'm sure he is--

- Yes, I know.

- Yeah.

Poor David.

- Poor David.

- "Ozzie and Harriet" will
be back in just a moment.

- Put them back, David.

- Put what back?

- My unmentionables.

- You mean your shorts?

- Don't get personal about this.

- Well, if I had to
wear these things,

I wouldn't want to
mention it either.

- How much money do we have?
- I don't know.

I have to count it first.

- I'll help you.

- You count the pennies.

- OK.

- Ricky, stop counting out loud.

You're getting us both mixed up.

- Let's not count
the small change.

Let's count this folding stuff.

Just leave it on the bed, David.

What's the matter?
Don't you trust me?

- Sure, I trust you.

But just leave it on the bed.

- I don't know what you're
so suspicious about.

Half this stuff is mine anyhow.

In fact, I think it's all mine.

- It is not.

One of these dollars is mine.

That one right there.

- How do you know?

- Because it has my name on it.

- Oh, right.

I suppose you crossed
out "Washington"

and wrote in "Nelson."

- Look, David, it took me a long
time to save up this dollar,

and I want everybody to
know that it belongs to me.

- We sure have saved up
quite a bit, haven't we?

- Yeah.

We ought to be able to buy
Mom a neat Valentine's present

with this.

- How about a nice box of candy?

- Oh, yeah, the chocolate
ones with the fruit centers.

- Does she like those?

- I don't know, but I sure do.

- We're buying this
present for Mom.

You think she'd like a
nice bottle of perfume?

- Don't be a dope, David.

You can't eat perfume.

- Listen, Ricky, we're
buying something Mom likes,

not something you like.

- OK.

OK.

What are we going to get Dad?

- I was just
wondering about that.

I wonder if you're supposed to
buy your father a Valentine's

Day present.
- Well, sure.

Why not?

- Well, I don't know.

Valentine's Day is sort
of sweetheart's day.

You know, love stuff.

- Well, don't you like Pop?

- Well, sure I like him.

I just don't want
to embarrass him.

That's all.

- Well, we're going to get
Mom something, aren't we?

- Well, that's different.

Mom's your mother.

A boy's best friend
is his mother.

- I thought a boy's
best friend was his dog.

- Oh, Ricky, don't be silly.

You know, the more
I think of it,

I think we ought to
give Pop a present.

What do you think he needs?

- Well, he could always
use a big box of chocolates

with the fruit centers.

- Oh, Ricky, don't be silly.

Get something sensible.

- What about a belt?

- No, he's got a belt.
How about a pair of socks?

- No, he's got a
pair of socks, too.

- Why don't we figure out
what to get him later on?

- How much are we going to
spend on Pop's presents?

- I don't know.
Whatever it costs.

We want to get him
something nice.

- How much is that?

- I don't know.

- Seems to me that's
the most important item.

- Look, Ricky, when you
give a present to somebody

you like, you don't worry
about how much it costs.

- OK.

If you say so.

I guess I better
leave the room now.

I don't want to embarrass you.

- What's this?

- I know you have one more
gift to figure out, sweetheart.

- Ricky.

- Oh, yeah, hi.

- Say, you know you
may be right after all

about this little discussion
we had a while ago.

- Uh, what discussion is that?

- Well, about Dave and his
little girlfriend that he

seems to be so taken with.

I was just passing the
boys' room just now,

and I overheard them talking.

Now, I wasn't
eavesdropping or anything.

- No, no, no, of course.

Uh, what did you hear them say?

- Well, I heard David tell
Ricky that when you really

like somebody it doesn't make
any difference how much money

you spend on their presents.

And he had an awful
lot of money there.

- Well, see that's what I
was telling you about before,

Harriet.

I think it's perfectly
all right for David

to buy a little girl a present.

But I just don't want
him to do anything silly.

- Well, that's how
I feel about it.

- Maybe I ought to have a
little talk with him, huh?

Personally, I think
you just ought

to buy her a nice corsage.

If that isn't enough
for her, then I

feel she's definitely
not the girl for David.

- Well, maybe I shouldn't
have told you about it.

- Oh.
- After all, it is his money.

- Yeah.
Well, yes, I know.

But we don't want him played
for a good thing either.

- Say, I have a thought.

Maybe Ricky could mention
the corsage idea to him.

- Ricky?

- Yes, the boys seem to talk
over most of those things.

And you could tell
Rick how you feel,

and he could act as
sort of a go-between.

- Yeah, that might be a
pretty good idea at that.

- You wait right here,
and I'll tell him

that you want to see him.

- Did you want me, Pop?

- Oh, hi, Rick.

Uh, yeah.

Sit down for a second, son.

Where's David?

- He's outside
playing basketball.

Do you want to see him?

- No, no.

But what I have to tell
you concerns David.

- Oh, is something wrong, Pop?

- No, not especially.

Let's see how I can put this.

Well, every once
in a while, there's

something that you
want to tell somebody,

but it's of a rather
delicate nature.

So rather than to risk
hurting the person's feelings,

you tell it to a
third person and have

him relay the information.

Do you follow what I mean?

- Oh, sure, Pop.

Like the time I got
that bad report card

and I asked Iggy
Schwartz to tell you.

- Yes.

That's sort of the same idea.

Well, first of all,
I happen to know

that David has been saving up
a great deal of money lately.

- He sure has.

- And also, I happen to
know that he has in mind

buying a rather expensive
gift for somebody

with part of that money.

- Hey, that was supposed
to be a secret, Pop.

- Well, I just happened
to find out about it.

And I thought I'd tell you
what I think you ought to buy.

And then you can pass the
information on to David.

- Sure, that's swell.

He'd like to know.

- Well, to begin with,
I'm against spending

too much money.

See, it's much better to buy
an inexpensive but appropriate

gift--

Something that really
expresses the sentiment

of Valentine's Day.

- Like what, Pop?

- Well, I had in
mind a nice corsage.

- What's a corsage?

- A corsage is a
bunch of flowers

that you pin to your shoulder,
you wear across your shoulder.

- Gee, that sounds
kind of sissy to me.

- Oh, no, no.

Not at all.

After all, Valentine's Day is
a very sentimental occasion.

And there's nothing expresses
sentiment better than flowers.

- You mean you really
want him to buy a corsage?

- Yes, I do.

I don't think he
could buy anything

that would be more appropriate.

- OK, if you say so, Pop.

- I thought it'd be better if
I stay out of this, you see,

and you tell David about it.

- Oh, sure, Pop.

He'll be happy to know
what you want him to buy.

But I don't think
he'll believe it.

- Well, you just
tell him what I said.

- OK, Pop.

I'll tell him.

- That a boy.

- You sure you want
him to buy a corsage?

- Yes, I'm positive.

- Pop?

- Yes.

- Did you really play
football in college?

- Come on.

We'll hide them in
the hall closet.

- Why can't we give
them to Mom and Pop now?

- Because Valentine's
Day isn't until tomorrow.

- Oh, come on, Dave.

I can't wait that long.

- I told you.

We'll give them
to them tomorrow.

- Hi, boys.

- Oh, hi, Mom.

- Hey, Mom.

- Well, what are you doing?

- Nothing.

Nothing at all.

- A little excitement
around here, huh?

- The boys seem to have
something mysterious going on.

- Oh, secrets, eh?

- Yeah, we're hiding
your presents.

- Oh, Ricky.

- But wait a minute,
what's this about presents?

- Yeah, David, what's
this about presents?

Blabber mouth.

Well, we might as well show ya.
Come on into the den.

- Yeah, we might
as well show ya.

- Well, this is a
pleasant surprise.

- Yeah, I'll say it is.

- Yeah, this is for you, Mom.

- Oh.

- Happy Valentine's
Day tomorrow.

Well, it's
a little ahead of time.

But I'm always happy to receive
a gift from my two boyfriends.

- Well, come on.
Open it up.

Let's see what it is.

- Oh!

It's a box of my favorite
chocolates with the fruit

centers.

- Yeah, I'm glad you
like them too, Mom.

If you need any help
eating those, Mom,

you don't have to
look any farther.

- And this is for you, Pop.

- For me!

Wow!

Boys, you shouldn't
have done it.

I don't think we
should have either.

But that's what Ricky
said you wanted, Pop.

I hope it's all right.

- Well, this certainly
is a surprise.

I had no idea you fellas
were going to give me a--

What's this?

- It's a corsage, Pop.

That's what Ricky
said you wanted.

- I got Mom's chocolates.

- You did want a
corsage, didn't you, Pop?

It sounded awful funny to me.

But that's what Ricky said.

- Oh, well, you see, when
Ricky spoke to me about buying

a Valentine's present.

I thought he meant--

Well, I mean, you see, David
was saving up all that money.

- Well, boys, I think there's
been a slight misunderstanding.

- Uh, now, just a
second, Harriet.

What makes you think so?

- Well, hasn't there been?

- Uh, I'm not so sure.

Now, let's think this
over for a minute.

- Do you mean you wanted a
corsage for Valentine's Day?

- Yeah.

Yes.

I mean, well, that is--

- Oh!

Oh, now I get it.

Ozzy, how clever of you.

- Oh!

Oh, thank you, dear.

Uh, how was it clever of me?

And I mean, you tell the boys.

- Well, you see, boys,
you're father made

believe that he wanted a corsage
for himself when actually he

wanted to give it to me.

- Oh, yes!

Yes, you see, fellas.

Valentine's Day is a very
sentimental occasion.

And I kind of had a little
hunch that you boys were

going to get a present for me.

- Well, you certainly
are clever, dear.

- Yeah, we didn't even
know what we're getting him

until a little while ago.

- You see, actually, this is a
gift from your three boyfriends

together.

- Well, you certainly fooled me.

Well, I have my moments.

- Then you weren't
really worried

about the little girl at all?

- What little girl, Mom?

- The little girl you're taking
to the dance tomorrow night.

- You mean Marilyn?

What's she got to do with it?

- Oh, well, your mother
kind of got the idea

that you've been saving
up all your money

to buy this little girl
an expensive present.

- Gee, what for?

- Well, you're taking her
to the dance tomorrow night,

and it would be nice if
you gave her something

for Valentine's Day.

- Golly, that's right.

- Look, I have an idea.

Since you gave me
the corsage, why

don't you give her the candy?

- What's this?

- Well, anyway, Happy
Valentine's Day!

- Hi, folks.

- Oh, hi, Thorny!

- What's the present, Thorny?

- Oh, it's just a
little something

Oz had me pick out for him.

Now, don't be so nosy, Harriet.

It's just a little Saint
Valentine's Day surprise.

- Oh, I'll take it, Thorny.
Thank you.

- What is, Pop?

- Oh, just a box
of candy, David.

- I love you.

- Look at the corsage Ozzie gave
me for Valentine's Day, Thorny.

- Well-- Oz, I bought
the box of candy.

- Oh, well, gee,
Thorny, I was going

to wait until tomorrow, but--

Oh gosh, it wouldn't be
a surprise now anyway.

So here, Happy Valentine's
Day to you, Thorny.

- You mean this is for me?
- Well, sure!

Who did you think it was for?

- Gosh!

I thought it was for Harriet.

- Ah, I've been fooling
everybody today.

You see, that's
what I meant you to think.

Gee, Oz, I
didn't think you cared.

- Well, you know me, Thorny.

I'm kind of a
sentimental guy at heart.

Oh, gosh, Oz.

This is a great big surprise.

- And look, I know you
didn't get anything for me.

But don't worry,
it's perfectly OK.

I understand.

- No, no, you're wrong, Oz.

I do have a present for you.
Here hold this.

- Really?

- Actually, I was going
to wait until tomorrow,

but since you've given me mine,
I may as well give you yours.

There you are, Oz.

Happy Valentine's
Day to you too.

- Oh, Thorny!

You shouldn't have done it.

Oh, a beautiful tie.

How about this.

Oh, Thorny, I can't accept this.

- No, no, no.

Please do, Oz.

This was a Christmas present
from my mother-in-law.

- Thorny, I'll try it on.

- All right.

- You know, this is the
first time Mr. Thornberry

and Pop have given each
other Valentine's presents.

- Well, this is the first
time your father ever had you

boys buy him a
Valentine to give to me.

This is the first
time I ever bought a Valentine

to give to myself
from somebody else.

- Valentine's Day sure is
a confusing holiday, boy.

- "Ozzie and Harriet" will
be back in just a moment.

- David?

- Yes, ma'am.
- Hello, there.

- Hi, Mom.

- Well, how was the dance?

- Oh, swell.

Well, that box of candy sure
made a big hit with Marilyn.

- What's this?

- Well, don't remember?

You suggested I give
her the box of candy

for a Valentine's present.

- Oh, yes.

I'm glad she liked it.

- She sure is a nice girl--

Very considerate
and very diplomatic.

- In what way, dear?

- She didn't even say a word
about the whole top layer

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thanking the editors of TV

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