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America's favorite family
comedy, "The Adventures

of Ozzie and Harriet,"
starring the entire Nelson

Ozzie, Harriet,
David, and Ricky.

Ozzie Nelson, of
course, plays the part

of the head of the
Nelson household, Ozzie.

And here is his lovely
wife, Harriet Nelson,

who keeps the family
on an even keel.

Hello, Harriet.

The smiling young
teenager we now see

is David Nelson, older
of the two Nelson boys,

and played by David Nelson.

And here we have the
youngest of the Nelsons,

the little guy with
the twinkle in his eye,

Ricky Nelson, played
by Ricky Nelson.

The Nelson's next-door
neighbor Mr. Thornberry,

better known as
Ozzie's pal Thorny,

is played by Don DeFore.

- Hey, Mom!
Mom!

- Where's Mom?
- Here I am.

What's all the commotion?

- We're back.

- Well, good for you.

- Yep, back the same night.

- How did everything go?

- Oh, OK.

Oh, swell.

- Well, the majority
seems to approve.

- Yeah, I think it
went off pretty well.

- Pretty well, he says.

I heard somebody say
it was the best sports

banquet he'd ever been to.

Oh, really?

Who said that?

- I did.

- Good for you.

- And you know something, Pop?

This may come as quite a
shock, but, for once, I

agree with Ricky.

- I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Yeah, it sure was swell.

- What kind of a
dinner did you have?

- Oh, the usual.

You know, lamb chops,
peas, boiled potatoes.

- Did we have potatoes?

- Well, sure.

They were those little
round white things.

- How about that?

I thought they were toadstools.

- They happened to be potatoes.

Besides, toadstools
are bad for you.

- Then I'll bet you
they were toadstools.

- They weren't toadstools.

- Well, I don't know.

My stomach's beginning
to feel a little jumpy.

- I think we can trace that back
to all the dishes of ice cream

you put away.

- How can you trace?

I didn't leave any clues.

- I have to go along with that.

- Well, I'm glad you
had such a good time.

You know, you boys should be
very proud of your father.

Oh, we are.

- Aw, Harriet.

- No, I mean it.

You handled the whole
affair very well,

and it was quite a
responsibility, too.

- Well, thanks a lot,
but the committee

really pitched in and
did a wonderful job.

- Well, you did
most of the work,

and I think you deserve
a vote of thanks.

- So do I. All those in favor
of thanking Pop, say aye.

- Aye!

- All oppose?

- I.

Aye what?

- I just want to go
on record as saying

that all the thanks
I need is knowing

that everybody had a good time.

That's payment enough for me.

- Oh, my goodness.

Look at the time.

You fellas had better
get ready for bed.

- I think we ought to stay down
here and thank pa some more.

- Me, too.

- All those in favor of--

- The meeting is adjourned.

- Well, so much for the voting.

- Gosh, and I thought
this was a democracy.

- Come on.
I'll help you up the stairs.

- What do you know?

A government escort.

- I wonder who that could be.

- I'll get it.

Yes?

- I beg your pardon, but
you are the gentleman

who is in charge of the
high school sports banquet,

aren't you?
- Yes, I am.

- Well, I'm with
the Morning Tribune.

They told me down at the
school where you lived.

- Oh, fine.
Won't you come in?

- Thank you.

I'm terribly sorry to be
calling on you at this hour,

but somehow I missed
you at the banquet.

- Oh, yes, well, I was kind
of busy hustling around.

Not hustling anybody
exactly, but as

the chair of the
committee, you know,

it was kind of a busy evening.

Won't you come into the den?

It's rather comfortable
in there, I think.

- Well, I'll only take
a moment of your time.

I have to make a
deadline tonight.

- A deadline?

- Yes, I'm doing
a little article

on the banquet for
the morning edition.

- And you mean I'm
going to be in it?

- Oh, very much so.

Everybody, just
everybody, remarked

about the splendid job you did
as coordinator on the operation

banquet.

- Oh, well, gosh.

Thank you very much.

- They were all
talking about you.

- Well, that's very nice.

I'm sure I appreciate it.

- Now, let me see.

You're, um, uh, Mr., uh--

- Nelson.
Ozzie Nelson.

- Hey, Pop.

Oh, I beg your pardon.

- This is my small son, Ricky.

- Oh, hello, Ricky.
- Hello.

- This lady's from
the Morning Tribune.

She's a reporter.
- No kidding.

A real live one?

- Well, I hope so.

Do you read the papers?

- Yes, ma'am,
especially Lil Abner.

- This lady's going
to do an interview,

you know, about the
banquet tonight.

- No kidding.

Pardon me.

Pop did a swell job, didn't he?

- Oh, yes, he certainly did.

- Thanks a lot.

Of course, a lot of the
credit goes to the committee.

They were really
most cooperative.

Very, very hard workers.

You have their names
there, don't you?

- Well, yes, I believe I do.

Let me see.

There's Mr. Nielsen.

Oh, you're Mr.
Nielsen, aren't you?

- Uh, no.

It's Nelson.

- Mm.

I have it Thank you.

- And then there were several
heads of the subcommittees

I think should be mentioned.

There's Carlyle Von Heinsbergen.

- Mhm.

That's H-E-I-N-S-B-E-R-G-E-N,
isn't it?

- Yes, that's right.

And then there was,
uh, Keith Stynfeister

That's S-T-Y-N-F-E-I-S-T-E-R.
He's rather particular about

the spelling.

- I'm sure I have him.

Thank you.

- Well, I guess that just
about tells the whole story.

- Come on, Ricky.

Oh, excuse me.

- Oh, this is our
older son, David.

- Oh, how do you do?
- Hello.

- This lady's from
the Morning Trombone.

- Uh, no, no, Ricky.
Not trombone.

It's "Tribune."

- Oh, I knew it had something
to do with a musical instrument.

- What's going on, Pop?

- Oh, this lady's going to
write an article for tomorrow

morning's paper, you know, about
the sports banquet tonight.

- Pop's getting interviewed,
and I'm helping him.

- Well, that's questionable.

Don't you think it's about time
you went to bed, young fellow?

- OK.
Good night.

- Good night.
- Good night.

- Goodnight, Dad.
- Goodnight, Pop.

- Goodnight, boys.
I'll be up and see you later.

- Oh, my.

They certainly are fine boys.

- Oh, thanks a lot.

Sorry we had so many
little interruptions.

- Oh, not at all.

Well, I think I have all
the information I need.

- Oh, I would like to get
just a brief statement

to sort of conclude the
article, so to speak.

- Oh.

Just say that I'm very
happy that I was selected

to be the chairman
of the committee,

and I'm very happy
that everybody

seemed to be happy with the way
the affair, uh, had turned out.

- Well, thank you so much
for your cooperation.

- Oh, well, thank you.

I feel very honored
that you're going

to do a little piece on it.

- Oh, no, not at all.

Well, I'll have to hurry this
in for the morning edition.

Oh, dear.

I'm sorry we didn't have
a photographer handy.

You know I'd like to
have gotten a picture.

- Oh, well, perhaps we have
a snapshot of some sort lying

around the house you could use.

- Oh, well, that would be
fine if you have one to spare.

- Say, how about this?

This is a rather nice
picture, I think.

- Oh, well, it's a shame to take
it out of that lovely frame.

- Well, why don't you
take the whole thing

with you, the frame and all?

Nobody ever looks at it, really.

- Thank you very much.

- You bet.

- Well, you've been very kind.

And thank you for giving
me so much of your time.

- Oh, well, thank you.

It's been a real pleasure.

- Well, goodbye.

- Goodbye.

As the old saying goes, "I'll
be seeing you in the funnies."

Not you.

Me, that is.

Breakfast ready yet, Harriet?

- No, not quite.

You're up early this
morning, aren't you?

- Yeah, it's such
a beautiful day.

I thought I might as well
get up a little earlier.

- I see.

- Say, I don't suppose--

- No, it hasn't.

- What hasn't?

- Paper hasn't arrived yet.

- Paper?

- Yes, The Morning Tribune.

- Oh, by golly, that's
right, isn't it?

My picture in the article is
supposed to appear in the paper

this morning.

- Mhm.

- It's funny how a thing
like that'll slip your mind.

- Yes, isn't it?

- What's keeping that
paper boy anyway?

- Oh, he'll be along any minute.

- I know, but it's a little
unreasonable for the kid

to go cruising all
over town, daydreaming.

People are standing around here
on pins and needles waiting

for their morning
paper to arrive.

- Here it is, Pop.
Here's the morning paper.

- Oh, good!
That's it!

- Extra, extra
read all about it!

- Let's see it.

- Get your big dirty
hands out of there, Ricky!

- Those aren't my hands.

They're Pop's.

- Well, who's
picture is it anyway?

- There's not going to be any
picture if you aren't careful.

- She said it was supposed to
be in this morning's paper.

It must be here somewhere.
- Here it is.

Here's Pop's picture.

- Oh, what does it say?

- Hey, I guess it isn't
Pop's picture after all.

- Well, it looks like him to me.

- Yeah, but look what
it says underneath.

Some fellow's initials.

- For goodness sakes.

"Chairman of school sports
banquet, Mr. RZ Nielsen!"

RZ Ni--

- Who's he?

- Evidently, your father.

- Is that your real name, Pop?

- Of course not!

This is incredible!

- Didn't you tell
the woman your name?

- Well, of course I did!

I told her about four times!

I even spelled it out for her!

Ozzie Nelson!

- Who's this other guy?

- This is ridiculous!

- Maybe it's Pop's
long lost twin brother,

like they have in the movies.

- No, no, no, Ricky.

- Well apparently, the
woman made a mistake.

"Ozzie" must have
sounded like "RZ."

- What about the Nielsen part?

- This is ridiculous.
Look at this.

She has no trouble
spelling Carlisle von

Hinesbergen or Keith Stynfeister
but "Nelson" is too difficult!

I won;t even talk about the RZ!

- Well, what are
you going to do?

- That's a woman
for you, huh, Pop?

- Well, I'm not going to let
it spoil my whole day for me.

I'll tell you that much.

- Oh, well, certainly not.

Come on in and have
some breakfast.

- I don't think I'll have
any breakfast, Harriet.

I'm just not hungry.

- You gonna sue them, Pop?

- No, of course not, Ricky.

You don't sue a newspaper
just because they

misspell your name.

- Why not?

- Because it isn't
that important.

- Well, it does seem they
could've spelled at least one

of your names correctly.

- Well, what are
you going to do?

What's done is done.

- Gee, it seems funny
they spelled the rest

of the people's names right.

- Well, the best thing to
do is just forget about it.

I mean, I feel silly even
discussing the thing.

They misspelled my name.

So what?

- You sure are a
good sport, Pop.

- Well, there's no sense of
making a big deal out of it.

Those things happen.

We'll simply cancel
our subscription

and forget about it.

- Cancel the subscription?

- Well, certainly.

Why not?

- Heck, the Tribune's got the
best sports section in town.

- Yeah, they've got
the best funnies, too.

- Their women's page is
awfully good, too, dear.

- Well, OK, OK.

If you three want to go on
subscribing to The Daily

Illiterate, that's
your business.

Don't expect me to read any
more of their yellow journalism.

- Well, maybe they'll
discover their mistake

and print an apology.

- Oh, Harriet, I
don't want an apology.

In the first place, you know
what they do with those things.

They sneak them in the
back page by the Want ads

where nobody can see them.

- I still say we
ought to sue them.

- And I still say let's just
forget about the whole thing.

- Yes, sir.

Can I read the funnies, Pop?
- Certainly.

Go ahead.

- Do you want me to read
them to you and cheer you up?

- No, that's ok.

- Can I have the
sports page, Rick?

- I'll take the
rest of that, dear.

- You want some
more coffee, dear?

- Harriet, let's
just forget about it.

- I just asked if you
want some more coffee.

- Oh, oh.

I'm-- I'm sorry.

No thank you, dear.

I think I'll go outside
and take a little walk.

- Well, that's a good idea.
Get some fresh air.

- I'll get my coat.

- Gee, Pop's kind
of sore, isn't he?

- Well, I don't blame him, if
you want my honest opinion.

- He says he doesn't want
them to print an apology.

- Well, sometimes
what your father says

and what he really means
are two different things.

It wouldn't do any harm to go
down to the newspaper office

and have a talk with them.
- Heck no.

It'd probably do a lot of good.

- If you want some action,
Mom, I'll go along with you.

- What could you do, Ricky?

- I may be small, David, but
just remember one thing...

- I'm listening.

- You get plenty of
dynamite in a small package.

- Hi, Oz.

- Oh, hi, Thorny.

- Come on over and
have a cup of coffee.

- No thanks.
I've already had breakfast.

- Well, all right.

Sit down and join me.

I'm just skimming through
the morning paper.

Have you seen it yet?

- Yes, I've seen it.

- Oh, uh, anything
interesting in it?

- No, just the usual trivia
that they print in that paper.

- Well, evidently,
you missed it.

Here, take a look
at this article.

All about the high
school banquet.

- Oh?
- Well, go on.

Read what it says.

You don't have to bother
about all the other stuff.

Just read the line
I've got underlined.

- Uh, Thorny, will you please
stop sticking that scandal

sheet in my face?

- Alright then, I'll
read it for you.

"Seating arrangements were
under the able supervision

of Mr. SJ Thornberry."

That's me, Oz.

- Well, congratulations.

- Thank you.

Yes, sir.

"Under the able supervision
of Mr. SJ Thornberry."

You know, Oz, I think
the use of the initials

adds a tone of distinction
to my name, don't you?

- Yes, that's very nice, Thorny.

- And how about that part that
says "able supervision of"?

Pretty good, huh?

- What'd you do?

Buy out the entire newsstand?

- Well, I did buy a few extra
copies for my relatives.

Then, Catherine wanted a
few to show to her friends,

and Will wanted a couple of
copies of show around school.

All in all, I only bought 25.

- Thorny, it might
be good of you

to know there were a few other
people's names in that article,

too.

- What?

- Well, by golly,
Oz, you're right.

Here's ol' Heinsberger's name,
and Ed Grausse's name, too.

- Yes, yes, I've
read the article.

- Hey, wait a minute.

What's this RZ Nielsen that's
right under your photo?

- That's not important.

- I don't remember
any RZ Nielsen.

It says he was chairman
of the whole affair.

- Yes, yes, Thorny.

- Well, Oz, I thought that you--

Holy smoke.

They must mean you!

- Thorny, yes, they mean me.

They made a little mistake
in the spelling of my name.

- A little mistake?

Well, they didn't even
spell any part of it right.

Well, I hope you're not going
to take this lying down.

- Thorny, forget it.

- Well, what I ought to do
is cancel my subscription.

- Go ahead.

Cancel it.

- Well, if I do that, they
may not print my name again.

- Well, if they do print it,
don't be surprised if it comes

out S.J. Thornbloomers.

- Well, I'm still going
to show them that they

can't insult a friend of mine.

- How?

- Well, I'm not going to buy
another one of their papers

today.

- Oh, that'll fix them up good.

That'll really break them up.

Well, I think I'll
get on home, Thorny.

I'll see you later.

- OK, Ars--

I mean, Oz.

- Yes, Ms. Harper?

Who?

Well, have her come in.

- Mr. Matthews?
- Yes.

Won't you sit down, Mrs. Nelson?
- Well, thank you.

I know you're a very busy
man, and I won't take up

much of your time.

- Oh, well, that's
perfectly all right.

If there's anything
about the paper that

bothers our subscribers, I'm
always happy to hear from them.

You know subscribers are
very important people to us.

You are one of our subscribers?

- Oh, yes, of course.

- Oh, well, that's fine.

Now, what seems
to be the trouble?

- Well, it's this article
about the high school banquet.

You've given my husband
a very nice write-up.

That is, it's very nice
except for one thing.

- What's that, Mrs. Nelson?

- You misspelled his name.

- Oh, that's a shame.

Unfortunately, these
typographical errors do happen.

- Well, I'm afraid this is more
than a typographical error.

You see, his name
is Ozzie Nelson,

and the paper has
it R.Z. Nielsen.

- Well, we really missed the
boat on that one, didn't we?

- Yes, I'm afraid so.

- Oh, well, I don't blame you
for being upset, Mrs. Nelson.

And if you wait
just a moment, I'll

find out who's
responsible for this.

- Oh, please, I don't
want to cause any trouble.

- Oh, it's no trouble at all.

Uh, Ms. Harper,
can you tell me who

the birdbrain was who did that
article on the high school

banquet?

Oh, it was, huh?

No, all right.

Thank you.

It seems that one of our new
reporters did that article.

She's usually a
very capable woman.

- Well, I just thought
perhaps you might

be able to print a correction.

- Well, of course we will.

And I'm terribly
sorry this happened.

However, I do hate
to take any action

against the reporter in as
much as she is new on the job.

- Oh, no, no, I honestly
hope that you won't.

After all, it's
such a small matter.

- Oh, nonsense!

I'm very happy that you
brought it to our attention.

And now, you tell
Mr. Nielsen that--

- No, no, no.

Nelson.

- Oh, yes, Nelson.

R.Z. Nelson.

- No, no.

Ozzie.

- Yes, of course.

Ozzie Nelson.

Well now, don't
you worry about it.

We'll print a very nice apology
in tomorrow morning's paper.

- Well, I certainly do
appreciate this, Mr. Matthews.

- Oh, we're always
happy to make amends.

- Well, goodbye,
and thank you again.

- Thank you for coming in.

Uh, Ms. Harper,
you're going to have

to be very subtle
about this, but please

don't send my wife out on
any more of those interviews.

- Hi, Mom.
- Hi, Mom.

- Oh, hello there, boys.

Has the morning
paper arrived yet?

- No, not yet.

- What do you think
they'll say about Pop?

- Well, I'm anxious to find out.

Mr. Matthews said it
would be very nice.

- Did you tell Pop?

- No, I didn't.

I thought we'd
just surprise him.

- What's this about a surprise?

- Oh, good morning, dear.
- Hi, Pop.

- Good morning.
- Sit down.

Oh, boy,
something sure smells good.

I'm hungry too.

What did you say about
a surprise, Harriet?

- Oh, it's nothing, really.

- Oh, come now.

If I've got a surprise coming,
I want to hear about it.

- You're not going
to get any breakfast.

- No, it isn't that,
least I hope not.

- Oh, you'll find
out in just a minute.

Has the boy delivered
the morning paper yet?

- Oh, I don't think so.

- Oh, hi, Mr. Thornberry.
- Oh, hi, Thorny.

- Oh, Thorny!
- Hi, everybody.

Oz, old pal, I want you to know
that I'm with you all the way.

No matter what action you
take, I'm backing you 100%.

- What are you talking about?
- Wait a minute.

You mean you haven't
read the morning paper?

- Thorny, what happened?

- Harriet, plenty.

This is an outrage.

Well, it's adding
insult to injury.

- Calm down, old boy.

Calm down.

- Ozzie, look.

Take a look at this.

Right on the front page too.

- Well, I'll be darned.

It's my picture again, Harriet!

- Well, sure, it's your
picture, but take a look

at the name under it.

- "One of the community's
outstanding citizens...

Mr. Ugi Naslund."

Ugi Naslund!

- Oh, no.

- Well, I hope you won't let him
get away with it this time, Oz.

- Oh, I can't see anything
to get excited about.

This is pretty funny, Thorny.

- Ugi Naslund.
- Uh oh.

Shock must have been too great.

I think he flipped his wing.

- Well, I don't see
anything funny about it.

- Isn't breakfast
ready yet, Harriet?

I'm awfully hungry.

- How can you still have
an appetite after this?

Well, I thought you'd be ripping
up pillows and boiling tar.

- Oh, are you kidding, Thorny?

Where's your sense of humor?

This is very funny.

Ugi Naslund.

- Hey, David.

I think dad has popped his cork.

- Well, I think I'll
be running along.

Now, look, Oz, you try not to
let this upset you too much.

- Oh, OK.
Thanks, Thorny.

Thanks for bringing
the paper over.

- OK, I'll see you later.

- Oh, Ugi Naslund.

- You mean you're
not even saw, Pop?

- Well, of course not, David.

I think it's very funny.

- Well, I am.

Mr. Matthews promised me he'd
print a very nice apology.

- Now they'll have to print
an apology for the apology.

- You're darn right they will.
- No, no.

Wait a minute, everybody.
Relax.

Calm down.

After all, mistakes will happen.

- You're certainly being
very agreeable about this,

and that just isn't like you.

- OK, I guess I might as well
let you in on a little secret.

You know how Thorny always
loves to play practical jokes?

This was just one of Thorny's
little practical jokes.

- What does Thorny
have to do with it?

- Didn't you notice when
he brought the paper in?

You probably didn't
take a good look at it.

That "Ugi Naslund"
in the front was just

pasted on there
by Thorny, pasted

right over the right
name on the paper.

- Are you sure?

- Well, sure.

Poor old Thorny.

I'll bet he spent about an hour
cutting out all those letters

and pasting them on the paper.

- Gee, how'd you
noticed that, Pop?

- Oh, your old dad has
his brighter moments

every now and then.

I guess it must have been
that walk in the early morning

air that kind of
freshened me up a little.

- What walk in the
early morning air?

-, Well I got up about 6
o'clock this morning and I took

a stroll down to the
newsstand to buy the paper.

I just couldn't wait to see
what they said about me.

- Well, how did you
know they were going

to say anything about you?

- Oh, well, Mr. Matthews
phoned last night

to find out the exact
spelling of my name.

A very nice article too.

Would you like to see it?

I've got it right upstairs.

- I certainly would.

- Yeah, they have a
nice big picture of me,

and, eh, very nice article.

Hey, there's the paper.

- And there's another one.

- There's another one!

- Uh.

I ordered a few extra copies.

- I'll go out and get them.

- Ricky!

Get away from that door.

Do you want to get killed?

- Hello?

Yes.

Well, no.

Well, no thank you.

We're very happy with the set
of encyclopedias we've got now.

Yes.

Thanks just the
same for calling.

Bye.

Another salesman?

- Yeah.

- For what?

- For the encyclopedia Mexicali.

You know, this picture
of mine in the paper

sure has caused a welter
of excitement, hasn't it?

- Oh, I'll get it.

- Hey, Pop?
- Yeah?

- There's a guy
at the back door.

- Oh, what's he selling?

- Water softeners.

- Oh, tell him thanks, David.

We've already got one.
- OK.

- Hey, Pop?
- Yeah?

- There's a guy
at the back door.

- Yeah, I know.
David just told me.

- No, this is a different guy.
- What's he selling?

- Automobiles.

- Well, tell him thanks,
we've already got one.

Oh, gee.

- Well, we're not interested.

Thank you very much.

- Hello?

Yes?

Well, thanks very much.

Yeah, we just had our roof
repaired about a month ago.

Thanks a lot.

Who was at the door?

- Oh, a man selling
chances on a punch board.

- I'm beginning to wish I never
had my picture in the paper.

- Oh.

Here, let me take it.

Hello?

I beg your pardon?

This is the home
of Mr. RZ Nielsen.

It's all right.

- You should have told them you
have a newspaper to prove it.

Next week, "The Adventures

of Ozzie and Harriet," starring
the entire Nelson family--

Ozzie, Harriet,
David, and Ricky--

Will be brought to you by
Hotpoint Quality Appliances.

Remember, look to Hotpoint
for the finest first.

The reporter was played
by Paula Winslowe.

Frank Nelson was the
newspaper publisher.