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America's favorite family
comedy, "The Adventures

of Ozzie and Harriet," starring
the entire Nelson family--

Ozzie, Harriet,
David, and Ricky.

Ozzie Nelson, of course,
plays the part of Ozzie.

And here is Harriet Nelson
who plays the part of Harriet.

The older of the Nelson boys is
David, played by David Nelson,

and the younger brother,
the irrepressible Ricky,

played by Ricky Nelson.

The Nelsons' next-door
neighbor, Thorny,

is played by Don DeFore.

- You're so conceited, David.

- Conceited?

Who's conceited?

- You are.

- I am not.

- You said Will
Thornberry doesn't

stand a chance against you.

- So what?

Does that make me conceited?

- Well, what else
do you call it?

- You wouldn't
understand, half pint.

- Oh, yeah?

- Ugh!

What the heck is going on here?

- Oh.

I'm sorry, pop.

Why don't you watch where you're
throwin' the ball, wise guy?

- Who are you calling
a wise guy, smart guy?

- Who are you calling
a smart guy, wise guy?

- Oh, come on, fellas.

You sound like a
couple of wild men.

- Oh, we aren't really mad, pop.

- You just don't
know us very well.

- There's an old
saying, you know?

"Blood is thicker than water."

Like to see you guys on
the same side just once.

- David says Will
Thornberry doesn't

stand a chance against him.

- Stop arguing.
You heard pop.

We got the same blood in us.

- No wonder I'm so little.

David's been using it all up.

- Come on, cut it out now.

That's the kind of stuff
that brings on the arguments.

Why don't you guys go on
outside and play football

if you're going to play?

- Come on, let's go
over and get Will.

- And don't start
arguing with Will either.

He's a nice boy, and
he's our neighbor.

- He's not using our
blood, too, is he?

- Oh, Ricky, don't
be such a sap.

- How can I help it?

I got the same blood as you.

- Don't start arguing
with each other all

over the neighborhood.
- We won't, pop.

- Not unless you
start it, egghead.

- Who you calling a
egghead, muttonhead?

- Who you calling a
muttonhead, chowderhead.

And don't slam--

- What'd you say, pop?

- Never mind.

- What was the big
argument all about?

- Which one?

They were about four
going on at the same time.

What have you got there?

- Oh, just making some
Toll House cookies.

Say, before I forget
it, who is Nancy Baker?

- Nancy Baker?

I don't know.
I never heard of her.

Why do you ask?

- Well, she called here today.

- Nancy Baker?

Name doesn't mean a thing to me.

Unless it could have--

No, no, no, it couldn't be.

- Couldn't be what?

- Well, there was this girl
on the bus yesterday morning.

And she had these
big, heavy bundles,

and so I got up and
gave her my seat.

What's wrong with that?

It seemed like the
courteous thing to do.

- I didn't say anything.

- I know, but you're
looking at me so darn funny.

- What did she look like?

- Well, she had brown, wavy
hair and a rather nice smile,

and big, blue eyes...

Well, I don't know.

I hardly noticed her.

Besides, it couldn't
possibly have been this girl.

She doesn't even know my
right-- or any name, even.

Maybe it was somebody
calling up for a gag?

Could have been Thorny.

He does that wonderful
impersonation of Bette Davis.

- No, this was really a girl.

She sounded very
young and pretty, too.

You sure this girl on the bus
didn't worm your name and phone

number out of you?

- Harriet, this is ridiculous!

Just because a guy shows little
courtesy to a girl on a bus?

- And there were no other
girls during the week?

- This was the only
one, unfortunately.

Oh, honestly.

Scout's honor.

The only girl.
- It's all right, dear.

I believe you.

- I wonder where this
girl got my phone number.

You sure she asked for me?

- No, I didn't say
she asked for you.

She asked for David.

- David?

- I just wanted to
worry you a little.

- Well, that's a fine
trick to play on a guy.

- Oh, who are you kidding?

You enjoyed every minute of it.

- Yeah, I was really living
it up there for a minute,

wasn't I?

What did she want with David?

- Well, she said something
about a dance at the school

next Saturday.
- Dance?

- She's coming over
later this afternoon.

I better get these
cookies in the oven.

- Well, just a second.

Don't you think David
is a little young

to be taking girls to dances?

- Oh, I don't know.

- I mean, after
all, he's only 15.

I didn't even start thinking
about girls until I was--

Well, I'm sure I didn't
take any girl to dances

until I was at least--

It's funny David hasn't shown an
interest in girls before this.

- I was wondering why he hadn't
mentioned his little girlfriend

to me.
He hasn't said a word.

- Well, what's so
strange about that?

- Well, he usually talk
things over with me.

- Oh.

Well, you've got
to face it, dear.

- Face what?

- Well, there comes a time when
a boy stops talking things over

with his mother and
starts talking them over

with his father.

- I think you're
rushing things a little.

- You know, I was just
thinking of something.

If David is going to have little
girls phoning them and chasing

after him, I think it
might be a good idea

if I had a little chat
with him and taught

him a few of the little
tricks that his old dad used

to use when the girls
were chasing after me.

- I have a feeling that
this little Nancy Baker

is smarter than you think.

She mentioned something
about Will Thornberry.

I think David has a rival.

- Oh, so that's what
David was talking about.

- What's this?

- Well, a little
while ago, David

said something to
Ricky about Will's not

stand a chance against him.

I never dreamed it was a
girl they were talking about.

- Oh, so he really is
interested in her, huh?

You wait til I see him.

- Oh.

Now, Harriet, don't you start
embarrassing the poor kid.

- Well, after all, if
he's going to start

taking little girls to dances,
I want to hear about it.

- Will you listen to me, please?

I know boys.

I was one myself.

- Yes, I know.

Your mother told me.

- So it's just that
I know the pattern.

Now, the first thing
he's going to do

is deny any interest
in girls whatsoever.

He'll claim he'd rather
play football or anything.

- Come on in, Thorny.

- Hi, Harriet.
- Oh, hi.

- Oz.
- Hiya, Thorny.

- Hello, Thorny.

- Come on in, old boy.

- Well, helping Harriet
out in the kitchen, Oz?

- No, but it's not a bad idea.

- Did you come over here
to make trouble, Thorny?

- Sorry, Oz.

It was a mean thing
to say, especially

since I just ducked out of
my kitchen in time myself.

- Look, if you two are gonna
loaf, you go in the other room

and do it, because I've
got work to do here.

- You know, Thorny,
I have a hunch

we're not wanted around here.

- You know, I
think you're right.

You don't have to knock
me over the knuckles

with a wooden spoon.

- You got to watch
little Harriet.

She gets pretty
vicious at times.

Come on in, Thorny,
and have a seat.

- Thanks.

You know, Oz, I just found
out a very interesting thing

about my boy Will today.

- Oh, what's that?

- Now, this may be
hard to believe,

but Will has finally
reached the age where

he's beginning to notice girls.

- Well, I've got
news for you, Thorny.

It seems that David has his eye
on the very same little girl.

- You're kidding, Oz.

- No.

- Well, that's not
very fair to David.

- Just what do you mean by that?

- Well, if Will is
anything like his old man,

he's devastating to women.

Poor little David
won't stand a chance.

- Oh, I'm sorry, Thorny,
but I find that rather hard

to believe.

- Oh, really, Oz?

It's too bad I'm not a braggart.

Because if I were, I could
tell you about all the girls

who used to chase me around.

- Well, plenty of girls used
to chase me around, too.

- I know, but the girls who
chased me didn't throw rocks.

- I was a pretty popular
guy in school, Thorny.

You know, I remember
once I was going

steady with three different
girls at the same time.

- You know that happened to me?

But it was four girls.

- What a minute, let me
think for a moment...

Genevieve-- oh, by
golly, I was wrong, Thorny.

It was five girls.

- Now, just a second, Oz.
Let's be honest with each other.

Now, how many girls did
you really go steady with?

- Only one--

Harriet.

- That's what I thought.

- And how many did you
really go steady with?

- Seven.

And now my little
boy is following

in his dad's footsteps.

- Yeah, it's really frightening
the way they grow up.

You know, it's hard
to believe those kids

will be graduating from high
school in a couple years,

isn't it?

- Yeah, the next
thing will be college.

- Yeah, it's kind
of hard to realize

David's going to college.

- Maybe medical school for Will.

He shows a definite
talent for medicine.

- I think David will
probably go to law school.

He's always been more or
less interested in law.

Some pretty tough courses.

- Well, we got
pretty smart kids.

- That's for sure.

- It'll be just about
Will's senior year

when he meets the girl.

You know, the real girl,
like I met Catherine.

- And it'll happen
to David, too.

- And then comes the wedding.

Gee, they won't have very
much money to start with,

Will just out of
medical school and all.

- Oh, young people always
find a way, Thorny.

They'll get by OK.
- Yeah, I know.

But there's no sense in
the kids starting right out

on their own.

We got plenty of
room in our house.

Gee, why couldn't they spend
a little time with us anyway?

- Oh, I'd like it
for Harriet's sake.

If they stayed with us,
then David and his wife

could save their money
for a home of their own.

- You know, Oz, Will
getting married,

going to medical school,
that's pretty exciting.

But I understand
the biggest thrill,

the thing you always remember
is that first grandchild.

- My first grandchild.

Say, is it a little too
drafty for you, there?

- Well, it is a
little chilly, Oz.

- Would you like
me to get a shawl,

throw it across your shoulders?

- No, that's all right.

I'll be running along anyway.

I think I'll take a
little nap this afternoon.

- Want me to walk across
the lawn with you?

The grass is kind of wet.

It's pretty treacherous
rounding the hedge.

- No, that's OK, Oz.

Well, I'll be seeing
you, old-timer.

No, no, no, don't get up.

I know my way around this
house as if it were my own.

- And that's the way I always
want you to think of it,

old-timer-- as your second home.

And I know mother and the boys
feel the same way about it.

- Well, it's mighty
nice of you, Oz.

And of course, the
same goes for you, too.

- We old-timers have
to stick together.

Well, goodbye, Thorny.

- No, not goodbye, Oz.

Just till we meet again.

- David, Ricky?

- Hi, mom.

- Don't go away.

Lunch is practically ready,
and David has to get dressed.

- Get dressed?

You mean dressed up?
- Well, yes.

You want to look nice
when Nancy gets here.

- Who?

- Well, your little
girlfriend, Nancy Baker.

She's phoned.

- Nancy Baker phoned here?

- Well, yes, dear.
I thought you knew.

She's coming over
this afternoon.

- Well, what's the big idea?

- Well, she said something
about a dance at the school

next Saturday.

- I was supposed to play
football this afternoon.

- Nancy Baker.

- Now, you just stop that.

- You've never even seen her.

- Oh, but I will this afternoon.
- Oh.

Now, wait a minute, young man.

You're not going to hang
around while Nancy is here.

Remember, she's
coming for David.

- She can have him, boy.

- I wish she wouldn't stay.

I'm supposed to play football.

- Well, she's not going to
stay all afternoon, dear.

- Golly, I hope not.

- I don't know why you
take that attitude.

Don't you like her?

- Harriet, stop pumping the boy.

- I'm not pumping him.

What's the matter
with her, David?

- Oh, she's all right,
I guess, except she

thinks she's pretty good,
just because she gets all As

on report card,
just because she's

the prettiest girl in school.

- Well, if that were me, I'd
think I was pretty good, too.

What does she look like?

- Oh, she has brown, wavy hair,
blue eyes, and a nice smile.

- Does her mother
ever ride the bus?

- Ozzie, don't
change the subject.

- I was just wondering.

- I'll bet she's a lovely girl.

- She sounds perfectly adorable.

- You boys better go
wash your hands now.

Lunch is almost ready.

- I don't think I'll
have any lunch, mom.

- Now, you see, Harriet?
You've upset the boy.

- Oh, I'm all right, pop.

I'm just getting in training.

- I don't think I'll have
any lunch either, mom.

- Well, what's the
matter with you?

- This whole thing
has made me sick.

- Now, that'll be enough now.

You just go wash your hands.

- Shall we adjourn to
the powder room, dearie?

- Go on, both of you guys.

Beat it.

Oh, by the way, Harriet, if
you have nothing for me to do,

I think I'll go upstairs and
dress up a little bit, too.

Do I have a clean
shirt somewhere?

- Well, you're not going
to change your clothes too,

are you?

- Well, I just thought I'd
put on a dark suit and maybe

a different necktie.

- Well, what's the idea?

- Well, you want me to look
presentable, don't you?

- Believe me, dear.

I've met Nancy's
mother at the PTA.

She has brown hair
and brown eyes,

and she's not coming
over here this afternoon.

- Are you sure?

- Positive.

- Well, what are we waiting for?

Let's eat.

- How do I look?

- Fine.

- How's my hair
look in the back?

- Fine.
Fine.

Think you're going to enter a
beauty contest or something.

- Mom says I got to
look presentable.

- What the heck are
you going to do?

- What does it look
like I'm going to do?

- Looks like you're
going to shave.

- And that's exactly
right, sonny boy.

- Are you kidding'?

I've got more fuzz
on these grapes.

- Oh, my.

I don't want to look at this.

You cut yourself yet?

- Of course not.

Don't look so disappointed.

- That was pretty good.

- Yeah, it was pretty
good, wasn't it?

Maybe next time I'll
try it with a blade.

- David had better hurry.

Nancy will probably
be here any minute.

- Oh, he's getting dressed now.

- Is he still
resisting the idea?

- I rather think so.

He was singing the prisoner
song in the shower a moment ago.

- I'm glad you got
him to take a shower.

- Oh, he's combing his hair.

He's got a new white shirt on.

He's even borrowed
my best necktie.

- Oh, that's good.

I want him to look nice.

Excuse me, dear.

- Thorny will
probably have his kid

all decked out in a new
blue suit, white carnation

in the lapel, probably
teaching him some

of that corny poetry of his.

- Well, why should Thorny care?

- Well, he wants his
kid to show David up.

- Sounds ridiculous.

- Oh, Thorny is a pretty
ridiculous guy at times.

- Ooh.
- Oh, sorry.

- What are you doing?

- I just got an idea.

I thought maybe I'd teach David
a couple of tunes on ukulele.

Ooo.

Maybe, "Yes, Sir,
That's My Baby,"

or "Somebody Stole My Gal."

Oh, no, no.

- I'm sure he'll
do all right, dear.

- Well, it's just a
question of family pride.

I don't want Will
Thornberry coming over here

with his silk shirt,
and his fancy poetry,

and his white carnation, taking
David's girl away from him.

I want to make sure Nancy
goes to the dance with David.

- Well, she probably will, dear.

Don't forget, David
is a very nice boy.

- He's a nice-looking boy, too.

He's got your hair, your eyes,
your nose, and my necktie.

- Oh, that's probably Nancy now.

You answer the door, and
I'll see if David's ready.

- Well, hello there.

- Hello, I'm Nancy Baker.

Are you Mr. Nelson?
- Yes, I am.

Would you come in, Nancy?

- Thank you.

My, you certainly
have a lovely home.

- Oh, thanks.

David will be down
in just a moment.

He's been out playing
football all morning.

He's a very athletic
boy, you know.

- Yes, I know he is.

- Yes, we try to encourage that.

Some boys like old
poetry, for instance.

But David is strictly
an outdoor man.

Won't you sit down, Nancy?

- Thank you.

I see you live next
to the Thornberrys.

I know Will
Thornberry very well.

- Oh, you know the little Will?

- Yes, he's a very nice boy.

- Yeah, Will is-- he's a
very sweet little fella.

- Well, this is
Nancy, I presume.

So nice of you to come.

- Oh, this Mrs. Nelson, Nancy.
- How do you do?

- How do you do?

David will be right down.

- You certainly
have a lovely home.

- Well, thank you.

- David does most of the
gardening for us, you know.

He's a very handy boy to
have around the house.

- Hello, Nancy.

- Hello, David.

- Why don't you sit down on
the couch next to Nancy, David?

- Yes, I'll go
make some lemonade.

- How did the football
game go this morning, son?

- Well, we were only tossing
the ball around, pop.

Wasn't really a game.

- Oh.

You ought to see David
fill those passes, Nancy.

He really uncorked
some long ones.

- I'm not very good yet.

- Ozzie?

- Yes, dear?

- Will you come help me
squeeze the lemons, please?

- But-- oh, OK.

Pardon me one moment, Nancy.

- Your father is
a very nice man.

- Yeah, pop is a swell guy.

- Your mother is
a very nice woman.

- Yeah, mom's swell, too.

- Do you have anybody
else in your family?

- Oh, yeah.

I have a dog and
a little brother.

- Oh.

What's his name?

- Chief.

- Your brother's name is Chief?

- No, that's the dog's name.

My brother's name is Ricky.

- Oh.

You certainly have
a lovely home.

- Thanks.

- I guess you're
wondering why I came over.

- Yeah, I was.

- Well, some of
the girls decided

to have a dance next Saturday.

- A dance?

- Yes, do you like dancing?

- I really don't
do very much of it.

- We're going to
do the Charleston.

That's a new dance step.
- Oh, yeah.

They do it in all the
movies on television.

- Hi.

- Who's this?

- It's my little brother, Ricky.

- Hello, Ricky.

I'm Nancy Baker.

- Would you like to
see me tap dance?

- Just don't pay any
attention to him.

- I think he's cute.

- He's not.

- I am, too.

- Can you really
tap dance, Ricky?

- Sure.

I can sing, too.

- Really?

- You have to come
over and listen to me

sing in the bathtub sometime.

- Hey, Ricky, mom
is calling you.

- I don't hear her.

- Hey, mom?

- Yes, David?

- Would you call Ricky, please?

- Hey, that's cheating.

- Ricky, come help your father
help me squeeze the lemons.

- What for?

- For about 15 minutes.

- I'll be back a little later.

- Your little
brother is very nice.

- Nice of you to say so.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

- You certainly
have a lovely home.

- Thanks.

- We're each supposed
to ask a boy.

- What's this?

- To the dance next Saturday.

- Oh.

- Don't you think
dancing is a lot of fun?

- Oh, dancing is all right,
but I like football better.

- Oh, football is all right,
but I like dancing better.

- All the guys like football.

- I'm a girl.

- Yeah, I guess you are.

- I imagine you'd be very good.

- Oh, I need a little
practice on my passing.

- I mean, you'd be
a very good dancer.

- Oh, thanks.

- Hello.
- Oh.

Hello, Ricky.

- Ricky?

- Well, goodbye.

- It's a beautiful
day, isn't it?

- Yeah, swell.

- You certainly
have a lovely home.

- Thanks.

- Yes, we're each
supposed to ask a boy.

- You asked anyone yet?

- Not yet.

- Oh.

- Were you going
to say something?

Go ahead.

- We certainly have
a lovely home here.

- Where is David, Harriet?

- Oh, he went over to the
playground to play football.

- Oh, good.

Nancy seemed like a very
nice little girl, didn't she?

- Didn't she, though?

- How do you think she
and David got along?

- Oh, just fine, I guess.

When I came in here
with the lemonade,

they were sitting there on
the couch just listening.

- Listening to the radio?

- No, Ricky singing.

- Oh, now don't tell me he
was interrupting them here.

- No, David seemed so
glad to have the company.

I think he's pretty
fond of Nancy, though.

He didn't drink any
of his lemonade.

- Really?

- Nancy didn't
drink hers either.

- That's the first
time I've ever heard

of lemonade going to waste.

- Oh, it wasn't wasted.

Ricky drank all three glasses.

- Well, at least it
interrupted his singing.

- No, by this time,
he was tap dancing.

- Hi, mom, pop.

I got good news.
- Well, you sure look happy.

What happened, son?

- I won out over
Will Thornberry.

- Well, congratulations.

How about that Harriet?

Thorny and his old poetry...

- When did this happen?

- Just a while ago.

I only beat him
by one vote, too.

It was pretty close.

- How about-- one vote?

Well, who voted?

- All the guys on the team.

- Well, what team?

- Our football team.

They're making me captain.

- Well, that's fine, dear.

But what about Nancy Baker?

- Oh, they don't have any
girls on the team, mom.

- No, no.

Aren't you going to take
Nancy to the dance Saturday?

- I can't, pop.

That's the day of
our first game.

- You mean Will Thornberry
is going to take her?

- Oh, no.

He's our fullback.

She tried to get him to
take a friend of ours.

- Oh, well this is terrible.

The poor little girl
won't have anybody

to take her to the dance.

- Sure, she has, mom.

- Well, you just
said you and Will

were going to play football.

- Well, yeah.

But she's got a guy to take her.

- Well, who is
going to take her?

- Hey, mom?

- Yes, dear?

- Would you teach me how
to do the Charleston?

- Harriet, have you seen Ricky?

- Oh, he was here
just a minute ago.

He was reading a book.

- Reading a book?

You sure it was Ricky?

- I believe so.

- What kind of a book was it?

- I don't know.
I didn't ask him.

It was a book with a gray cover.

- Oh, it was probably
that sports digest

I got him for his birthday.

What's this?

- That's it.

- Oh.

Well, no, this isn't
the book I gave him.

- Hey, look--

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- Next week, "The Adventures
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starring the entire
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