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All right. Yes.

-Where are you going? -I need to move my car.

That's why you need to always have your aids aside.

You're so picky.

Tae-woong. can you bring my cardigan from the car?

-Okay. -Okay.

Why do you still call him by his name?

Then, what should I call him then? I want to call him the way I want to.

Take this shit off for me. I have to change my battery.

Don't you think it sounds inappropriate to call someone

who's going to be a future president so casually?

All of my friends are voting for Tae-woong Yoon.

He was elected as the youngest mayor of the city,

and the first venture tycoon.

Besides, the market capitalization of his business is about two trillion won.

His personal asset is 153 billion won.

It's 153 billion won.

I can't even make one million won a year.

To earn 153 billion won, I have to work 153 years.

That's how I can make 153 billion won.

He usually smiles a lot.

I've never seen him getting angry except when he was teaching.

He's soft, and gentle.

He's also a good listener.

He's perfect.

How come these brothers are so different?

They're like a water purifier.

Tae-woon functions as hot water.

Yoon-jae is ice, cold water

that can freeze your heart.

It's the same machine, but two different temperature.

You're going to break it.

It won't.

-Oh no. -I'm going to kill you.

What have you done?

Do you how much it cost? It cost me 30,000 won.

Sorry. I didn't do it on purpose.

Don't make any excuses. I know you did it on purpose.

You did it on purpose, didn't you?

Bitch!

Are you fucking out of your mind?

Forget about the ice cold water.

He's nothing in front of Si-won.

He's crazy.

Stop it. Everyone's looking at us.

-Come here. -It hurts.

This presidential election's dark horse Tae-woong Yoon

has a younger brother who's getting public attention too.

Tae-woong Yoon's only family, Yoon-jae Yoon is a law school graduate of

Seoul National University as a top student,

and finished the Judicial Research and Training Institute as the top.

He's working as a judge in Seoul Central District Prosecutor's Office now.

He's very sharp and reasonable.

he's known as the Ice Man in the field.

At the age of 33, which is not old,

his reputation says he's a sharp yet honest judge.

As he has been revealed as the presidential candidate's brother,

people call him the Judge of the nation as his nickname.

But he has never made an official appearance with Tae-woong Yoon.

FEBRUARY 1998

Let's break up.

How can you say such a thing at a crab place?

What's the reason?

Because I was eating a crab eating like this.

She said it was dirty.

MAY 1998

Let's break up.

What was her reason this time?

because I wore a V-neck shirt over another V-neck shirt.

OCTOBER 1998, 30 DAYS BEFORE THE COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM

Let's break up.

What did that crazy bitch say this time?

What did she say?

I don't know. She didn't tell me this time.

-Goodness. -No way.

What should I do now?

You'll never know.

Anything that you can think of?

No, I can't

I'm dying to know. Do you want me to go ask?

If you ask her yourself, he can never see Yu-jung ever again.

What's her reason?

If you can't understand her, just break up with her.

In my opinion, she's just crazy. She can't think straight.

Just tell her.

that you can't date a crazy bitch like you anymore.

I don't think I can do that.

It's all your fault.

Why?

If you actually dated her, he wouldn't have to deal with it.

Hak-chan! Hey buddy!

Is he out of his mind?

COLLEGE ADMISSION CONSULTING

Medical school? You want to go to medical school?

Yonsei Medical School?

It's been my dream to enter the school since I was in middle school.

I want to be an awesome doctor like Eun-kyung Shin from General Hospital .

Are you sure?

Do you realize that your academic grade is level 15?

Maybe you should reconsider it and come back to me, okay?

Reply 1997

Reply 1998

EPISODE 7

Isn't she Jangwoodong from Class three?

JANGWOODONG: WOO-HYUK JANG'S HARDCORE FANS

An-seung Wife!

Are you really "With Hoya"?

What do you want?

Are you really "With Hoya" who writes fanfictions on Hitel ?

Yes. That's right.

Goodness. How could I not recognize a star all this time?

Every man has his own trade indeed. Seriously?

Yes.

Si-won is the "With Hoya" of The Five Generals .

THE FIVE GENERALS: HITEL H.O.T. FANCLUB

Si-won, I'm your fan.

To join The Five Generals , I quit using Chollian ,

and started using Hitel .

I was reading your fiction all night last night.

She's good.

Her writing style is a bit straightforward.

I know. Her writing is very dirty.

It's a compliment. I love it.

By the way, when will you upload episode 34?

I can't wait.

Be patient.

My mom is blaming me for the expensive phone bills.

I'll upload all at once.

You haven't installed ADSL yet? Do you want me to do it for you?

-Is it urgent matter to you? -Totally. Completely.

It ended when Tony and Woo-hyuk taking a bath together.

Of course, I want to know what happens next.

Take it. When you're done, hand it to Dan-ji.

I'll kill you if you print it and pass along.

It's only for reading.

By the way,

you didn't make Woo-hyuk and Hee-jun be a couple, did you?

It should be Tony and Woo-hyuk, Hee-jun and Kangta.

The rule should be maintained.

Do you want to read up to episode 34 only?

I didn't mean that. Keep up the good work!

COLLEGE ADMISSION CONSULTING

-Announcer? -Yes, Sir.

Do you know what matters the most to be an announcer?

It's the accurate delivery of the news, meaning standard language.

Goodness.

Why don't you read it out for me?

"Today's news.

Premium English brand, which is the symbol of gentlemen, Burberry ,

has applied for an injunction toward the local clothing brand

for copying its signature pattern and won the lawsuit.

The local clothing brand's lawyer

hasn't admitted their fault yet

and denied making any comments.

According to the local brand, this lawsuit made by Burberry

is about exceeding an authority with no understanding of a designer's originality.

They're planning to lodge an appeal.

This is Sun-ah Kim from five o'clock news."

COLLEGE ADMISSION CONSULTING

Painter?

I'll reconsider it.

Dan-ji.

Your career is important. It's pretty much deciding how you're going to live.

You're going to be a grown-up soon.

If you waste your time and money on false hope,

who'll be responsible for it?

That's why people have to be satisfied with what they have and can achieve.

Having a pipe dream only makes life harder for you

Having a passion without hope will only make things harder for you

and make you disappointed.

That's why the stupidest thing you can do is

fall into unrequited love.

If you date someone who likes you, not someone that you like,

you wouldn't waste your time because the relationship won't be difficult.

You can find out what you can do after you try out what you want to do first.

You only live once.

Did you get caught carrying porn megazines by Yu-jung?

No.

I don't carry them around.

Were you being nasty on the table?

Not at all. It was perfect.

I ate a crab with two fingers this time.

I didn't wear a V-neck on another V-neck.

Maybe she doesn't like you anymore.

They dated longer than we expected, right?

Oh shit! my Tamagotchi died again!

Both women and Tamakochi

give us a hard time.

Hak-chan, stop dating a crazy bitch.

Raise this instead.

At least, it tells you why it's mad at you.

Goodness. You pooped again.

It pooped.

Waste your whole life on it.

Watch your mouth.

I'm good at cleaning poops.

Tamagotchi , you poop too much.

It's not too late to think about applying for sports science.

With your athletic ability, You might make it to college

If you prepare for it for a couple of months.

Do you think I can go to Dongguk University?

Donnguk University?

It's my dream to go to the same college with Tony.

Do you want me to be honest with you?

or just beat around the bush?

beat around the bush please.

You can't make it to Dongguk University with your grades.

Let's find another school.

What if you are being really honest with me?

Forget Dongguk University. You're far from it.

Tae-woong!

Be quiet. You're in...

Find a college that I can go to.

Otherwise I'll tell the principal that you're Yoon-jae's brother.

Are you trying to threaten me?

No, please help me out.

There must be something that you're better at than others.

Let's find it.

Go back to your class before the bell rings.

By the way,

the principal knows that Yoon-jae and I are brothers.

Find something else to threaten me.

Whatever.

You can't meet Tony even if you make it to Dongguk University.

They only enrolled into the course but they don't actually go to school.

My Tony is not like that.

You're driving me crazy.

If Tony proposes to you, are you going to marry him?

No, I won't.

What?

He should meet someone better than me.

Tony...

When will you grow up? When?

Please! Shit!

Yoon-jae, our teacher is looking for you.

I don't have to go.

Well, you came in first but you want to join the Air Force Academy, not SNU.

He must be upset about your decision.

Hurry and go to his office before he takes his shit out on us.

Shit.

Yoon-jae, please try this.

She made it all night for you.

I wasn't sure about the flavor you like,

so I just added some whipped cream.

I don't like sweets.

See you.

What a rude bastard!

Don't worry. I promise that I'll give it to him.

Try to find another guy.

Thank you.

Girl!

Surprise!

Goodness. It looks good.

Hey, is Yoon-jae usually like that?

You can just take it, and not date her.

I know he likes sweets because he's got a sweet tooth.

Didn't you know that he becomes helpless when it comes to you?

Wow.

Go away. How much you ask me, I won't write it for you.

Please write my application for me.

Would you do it if you were me?

Your grades are enough to enter SNU with full scholarship.

What kind of crazy teacher will write your application for you?

It's my life.

What about my life?

I finally have a student who can go to the medical program of SNU.

What about my life? What will you do with my life?

You have Jun-hee. Send him there.

Are you guys kidding me?

Jun-hee wants Air Force Academy too.

What?

Si-won.

Hey, Si-won.

What's this?

"In between the doors, Woo-hyuk aggressively pushed

Seung-ho there.

And he rushed toward Seung-ho's lips."

"Seung-ho's pink lips got swallowed.

Don't do this to me. You have Chil-hyun.

Go back to your place.

No, I don't want to.

Why?

Because you're my slave now."

Are you crazy?

Silence!

Stop reading it.

Did you write this?

If you tell my parents, I'll ever see you again.

We've found a way, Si-won.

What?

You might be able to go to college.

What are you talking about?

-What are you looking for? -Where's that pamphlet? It was here.

-It was right here. -What are you looking for?

Hold on.

COMPOSITION COMPETITION HELD BY DONGGUK UNIVERSITY

It saved you, didn't it?

Thanks.

Our teacher won't write the application for both of us.

Your grades deserve more.

He thinks your grades deserve more.

I'm only good in class. Your league is different.

I've never thought of any schools other than the Air Force Academy.

Why do you want to go there?

I just want to go there.

I happened to want to go there.

You? Is it because of your father?

No.

Not because of my father who passed away,

but because of someone else.

Same here.

Same here.

Those bastards.

I know. Your grades are just enough.

Others have to study their ass off

to go to the Air Force Academy or SNU.

Are they showing off?

I know. You feel like shit too.

Everyone envy you because you're dating.

Who would think that your girlfriend is crazy?

Hey, stop saying that.

I can't even guess. Is it like she hates your white socks?

Or maybe you've wiped your armpit with a wet towel?

It's not that simple.

Her reasons are detailed.

In my opinion,

it's very trivial that we can't even imagine.

What is it?

Is she just crazy?

Hee-jun and Woo-hyuk...

You're obsessed with computers.

Stop bothering those poor computers.

Your homeroom teacher is having a headache because of you.

I don't care. I'm still going to join the air force academy.

Jun-hee wants to go there too?

I think so.

Do you really have to go to that school?

Everyone is counting on you including the principal and even the vice-principal.

Both of the top students applying for the air force academy isn't common.

Then what can I do? It's the only school that I want to go

Don't just consider our father's dream. but also our mother's dream.

Our mother's dream is for you to become anything but a pilot.

Don't make her feel bad.

It's not because of Dad.

I really want to apply for that school.

I'm going to bed now.

When I'm done with my college entrance exam,

you should live your life the way you want to live it.

Your mom's dream was that you become a president.

I'm a grown-up now.

You should live your life.

You should. I feel guilty.

JOON-HYUK YOON

WHEN YOON-JAE WAS TEN

Yoon-jae, Dad is home.

What?

Dad is home. Let's go.

Dad!

Dad!

JOON-HYUK YOON

Salute.

Salute.

That's when I had a dream.

I decided that I'll marry a man in uniform.

Yoon-jae, I might be able to get into Dongguk University.

Don't forget to knock.

Bullshit.

Is it your father's uniform?

How I do look? I look better in it than you.

Look at your shoulders.

How can dad's uniform fit you?

It's great that it looks good on you.

Your father was awesome.

He was my ideal man.

I know that.

Turn around. I need to get changed.

Besides,

how are you going to make it to Dongguk University?

With my love for H.O.T.

"Woo-hyuk aggressively grabbed Tony's hair

and hugged him even harder."

"Only the sound of heavy breathing was filling up the room."

Are you sexually deprived?

Consider its literary value. Asshole.

"Woo-hyuk unzips his pants with hands shaking."

You may be on the same level with Hak-chan.

Does he write fanfictions too?

No, his genre is different.

But how can this make you go to college?

Consider its literary value.

We can change the name Woo-hyuk to Woo-jin.

and Tony to Seung-ho.

And about this shower scene...

Change it to a basketball scene.

Also, change all the kiss scenes to a scene of handshakes.

-That's right. -Okay.

I still can't find a reason.

Just ask her. We can never find it out.

You watch so many women every day. You don't have a guess?

They don't talk with words. They talk with their bodies.

I'm dying to know.

Just ask her and break up with her.

I can't even guess this time.

It's the girl who gave you a cake yesterday.

Since you don't like sweets...

Is this you?

What's that?

Nothing.

Take off your underwear.

-Are you crazy? -You're so lucky.

This is going to decide the results of my college entrance exam.

It all depends on his underwear.

Let me take it.

Take it off.

-Come on. -I'll take it off at home later.

No, I have to send this mail right now. It's due today.

-Come on. -Wait.

Okay. Wait for me at the post office. I'll bring it to you later.

Hurry up.

If you win that contest, you can go to Dongguk University?

Yes. If I win, I can go to college as a literature talent.

Only 30% of the entrance exam will be weighed.

I could do this all because of my H.O.T.

To you, 30% of weight will be a challenge.

Shut up.

You don't want my underwear?

If you don't want to get naked in public,

deliver your underwear to the post office as soon as possible, okay?

Be fair. He takes off his underwear for you.

Don't you have to give him a gift or something?

I don't have money. I used them all for a gift for Yu-jung yesterday.

What kind of gift?

Her birthday gift. It was her birthday two days ago.

Hak-chan knows.

Isn't it why you went to eat crabs?

What did you get her?

Yu-jung didn't even give me a hint.

I bet he gave her a really nice gift.

It has to be your underwear.

Others' underwear isn't acceptable.

I'll see you later. See you, son of a bitch.

Go die, you bastard.

Die.

Seriously?

Die.

I have nothing to tell you. Get out of my way.

Hold on.

I'm so sorry for being late.

This is for you.

ONE MONTH LATER AT A NEARBY MOTEL FROM THE AIR FORCE ACADEMY

What are you reading?

The list of questions for the interview.

How did you find it?

I saw it on the club in Chollian . Last year's applicants uploaded it.

Do you want to have a look?

Why do you worry about the interview?

You're the most appealing candidate for the job.

Do you want me to ask questions for you?

All right, be serious. Imagine that I'm an interviewer.

When did you decide to apply for our academy?

I've dreamed of becoming a pilot since high school.

Among the current events, tell me one event that caught your attention.

Regarding the national defense,

do you think Korea should be independent from the aid of the US?

What's the most important thing when it comes to working as a group?

At this moment,

do you have someone that you like?

Is there such question there?

There is. Do you like someone now?

Well, yes.

Do I know this person?

Yes.

Is it Si-won Sung?

I need to go take a shower.

FRESHMAN SEAT ALLOCATION FROM CLASS ONE TO EIGHT

This is crazy. Our seats are allocated based on the order of our school records.

The Top of the class, number two, three

TWO YEARS AGO, FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL

Where is your name?

What? I'm last?

The one who shares a desk with you is last.

This is a violation of human rights!

I feel humiliated.

Happiness doesn't come in grades!

Happiness does come in grades, you idiot.

You want some punishment on the first day of school?

Go to your classroom.

Excuse me.

But this is so unfair.

Unfair?

What the hell?

There's no fairness or human rights in high schools.

Your life is going to be shit if you don't go to college.

Don't you dare regret not studying

when you apply for college! Get your shit together.

Go back to your classroom, bastards!

Let's go.

Idiots.

In response to

revealing our records like this,

reveal what school you graduated from and certification exam grades too.

Post it on the wall from the highest marks to the lowest marks in order as well.

Reveal your grades in order to be fair.

What did you say?

In high schools, there's no human rights

or teachers' rights.

You bastard. You're dead.

He's my student. Let me take care of him.

What are you doing? Go to your classroom.

-Yes, sir. -Yes, sir.

You almost made me piss in my pants. What were you doing?

Were you just imitating me?

I didn't expect things to get this serious.

I'm reading The Three Kingdoms lately, I think it makes me bold.

Tae-woong, but revealing our records in order is too much.

Hang in there for a couple of months I'll talk to the principal.

Come home early today. You know where to find me.

-Okay. See you. -See you.

Where's the guy who got the top mark on the exam?

I heard he's actually the top of the school.

-I want to see how he looks -Don't you know?

What?

You've seen that crazy jerk before.

Really?

It's Yoon-jae Yoon.

Are you all right?

Of course.

Just wait for a couple of months.

Otherwise, I'm going to report this to the education department.

Calm down.

Our teacher is coming.

Bye. Rank 47 of the class is going back to his 47th seat.

Do you have an English dictionary?

What? Yes.

I'm number 15342, Yoon-jae Yoon.

It's four.

It's seven.

It's nine.

It's two.

Didn't you know?

Your eyesight is lower than 0.8.

I beg your pardon?

To be admitted, you have to be over 0.8. You're even lower than 0.3.

Then...

Does it mean that I'm disqualified?

Are you going to drive a jet with your glasses on?

A WEEK AGO TOWN EYE CLINIC

It's four.

A WEEK AGO TOWN EYE CLINIC

It's nine.

A WEEK AGO TOWN EYE CLINIC

Is it ten?

Your eyestight is 0.9.

I see. Thank you.

Okay.

Goodness. It was all wrong.

Are you sleeping?

No.

You didn't know, either?

No. I thought I recovered.

Your case is less embarrassing though.

I took the exam with this shitty eyesight.

What should I do with that quack?

Our teacher will make fun of us.

He'll be happy to hear this.

Jun-hee Kang.

Jun-hee Kang?

People should be satisfied with a dream that they can make come true.

Having a pipe dream only make things harder for you and hurts you.

ABSENCE

Passion without hope only breaks your heart.

That's why the stupidest thing you can do is fall into unrequited love.

Sung-jae will make fun of us too. What should we do?

I'm fine with him doing that.

What matters is Si-won starts making fun of us.

She won't stop for at least next six months.

But the reason

that stupid unrequited love is worth giving a try is because...

Really?

Mom, I won the competition! I can go to college now!

the passion we have sometimes leads to a miracle.

Let's go!

PUSAN SAJIK STADIUM 2012

It's gone past the fence and went out of the ground

Foul. Why is it a foul? Are you kidding me?

The ball just went over the fence. Why is it a foul?

What kind of referee is he? That was clearly a home run.

Sometimes it might take a while to get there,

but eventually your dream will come true.

AUGUST 2012, SEOUL

Ms. Jang?

Yes?

Even when we can't achieve our dreams,

passion leads us to keep following our dream

and have a moment of happiness.

But it doesn't happen a lot.

And requited love fails for most of the time.

You shouldn't do nothing.

And don't worry about the future even if you're afraid of failure

I think that doesn't sound good either.

Try what you want to do first until you find out what you can do

You only live once.

But,

There's no chance for Younsei medical school.

Your grade is too low for medical school.

Okay.

Other than a doctor, think about something else.

What else do you want to be?

An accountant of DSP.

What is DSP?

It's the company of Sechs Kies.

I'll be able to see Ji-won every day.

Letter of resignation

What else do you want to be?

I don't have any.

I might be the only one who got a cross-stitch from a boyfriend.

A cross-stitch? Hak-chan really did it?

-Did he really,,, -Cheers!

-Cheers. -Cheers.

Do you still write fanfictions?

Are you out of your mind? I happened to read my old fictions.

I couldn't stand it.

What's a fanfiction?

You write about your favorite group member falling in love and kiss each other.

It's all about that.

Please don't do that.

It can be irritating and uncomfortable for the group members if they read it.

-I agree. -Why do you care?

Cheers.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

-Why do you care? -I know, right?

-It's none of your business. -What did I say that, right?

Subtitle translation by Ji-soo Hyun