Original subtitles

Bad show.

All right, pops. Why are we wearing these goofy shirts?

Because I got us all tickets

To go to a live taping of "win that prize"!

Wait, isn't that that game show where a bunch of old people

Guess the price of a bunch of worthless junk?

- Yes. - I don't know, pops.

I've been on a few game shows,

And they're not as much fun as you'd think.

But you could win wonderful prizes.

Yeah. Prizes that you have to report on your taxes.

- Sorry, pops. - Sorry, I got a lot to do.

I got a load of darks to wash.

Well, if you've all been on game shows,

Then I guess it's my turn.

Good morning.

I'm here for "win that prize."

You're early. Taping doesn't start till 5:00.

You know what they say...

The early bird gets the matching dinette set.

It's true, they do say that.

I guess you could wait outside the sound stage till 5:00.

Okay, head towards the water tower

And take a left at Carter and Briggs Lane.

Not Carter and Briggs way.

Stay on that till you get to the statue of rgb2.

- You got that? - Got it.

Great. Next you'll want to hang a Louie

And go left, right, right, then left again

And just around the corner is stage 9,

Where they film "win that prize."

Okay.

Or you could just use this map.

Huh? Ah, well.

Go to the water tower and then...

And then...

You're late for your call time.

Ique lastima!

Maria!

Tu amigo tiene un grande cabeza!

Oh, my!

Now, what did the guard say again?

Roger, Roger, Roger, Roger, Roger!

I would offer you dessert,

But it looks like you're watching your figure!

Where's the girl, you clown?

I think she's back at the birthday party.

The party where you made this?

What's this supposed to be, anyway?

I told you! I don't know!

Is that a crime?

"Is that a crime?"

Oh, I'm famished.

Ooh.

No, no, no.

You call this bacon?

I call it "cancelled".

Put it on the chopping block.

Oh, now you're gonna cry?

Mmm.

Bacon!

Mmm, mmm.

Jolly good show.

Hold the phone. You!

Me?

You just said this was a good show.

What do you like about it?

Um, the bacon?

It's warm and crispy and tastes yummy in my tummy.

I like your positivity.

Ernie, I want nothing but tight shots of bacon.

Everybody else, you're fired!

Amy blitz powers,

Director of development here at the yzb.

I'm pops.

Can you take me to "win that prize"?

"Win that" what?

So, pops, if you want the job, you've got it.

Job?! But I just wanted to...

Hold that thought.

- Ms. -00.

Send him in.

Amy, it's a disaster.

The "happy fun time pals" toys aren't selling!

Huh. Pops, what do you think?

If the show's called "happy fun time pals,"

Shouldn't the toys be happy?

It's just so crazy, it might work!

Yes!

Amy, s&p.

Bring 'em on!

Amy. We can't run "man puncher".

The man, the punching... It's too imitatable!

The show needs a new name and premise, and we need it now!

Could you make it about hugs?

So that he crushes people to death.

"Mancrusher"!

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But that's not what...

Next!

What? Is it too much?

Oh, nice zombie... Walk.

Pops, scabby Grossman, master makeup artist.