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And now commentary from rgb2.
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If you ask this old-timer,
TV peaked in the '80s.
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Why don't shows
have laugh tracks anymore?
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Sorry to keep you guys waiting.
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I know you're hungry,
but my famous peanut butter
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And celery appetizers
will be out in a jiffy.
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Daringly modern.
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Contrapposto.
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Avant-garde.
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These are all words
you might say
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When you gaze upon my piece...
"seeds of agony."
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You won't want to
miss this cultural event
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Before it is taken by blimp
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Back to my minimalist
Parisian studio
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And destroyed.
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The venue?
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A transitional locale between
the realms of light and dreams.
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Off of spruce and I-95
at dusk by the cheezers.
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Saturday only.
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Whimsical!
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Wow. That looks crazy.
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Crazy enough to work!
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Dude, what are you
talking about?
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Can you guys keep a secret?
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I'm taking Eileen
to see that tomorrow.
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And you guys are coming with!
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And you're not gonna
ruin the surprise!
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What? It sounds a
little intense.
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And why's it got to
be a surprise?
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Is it a special occasion
or something?
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No, and that's the point.
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She'd be expecting something
if it was.
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I've made her laugh, cry,
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Scream with terror when
she fell into that cave hole.
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All the big emotions.
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But she's too smart to be surprised.
No way.
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If there's a mystery,
she has to solve it.
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Whenever I try
to surprise Eileen,
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She figures it out immediately.
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Good evening, my lady.
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I'm 'ere to warn you
that trouble's afoot.
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You see, there's been a mur...
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Aah! You're taking me to
a murder mystery, right?
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Uh, yes.
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Great! I already picked out
a dress a week ago!
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Surprise!
I'm taking you...
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To the conjunction of the moon
and Mars up on lookout mountain?
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I know!
I'm so excited!
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Hello... you're taking me to
the biannual mating season
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Of the hermit crabs?
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You're the best!
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She's smart like that, dude.
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So I thought up a plan so crazy
she'll never figure it out.
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Will you guys help
drive us around?
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Dude,
you're being kind of crazy,
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But at least
it's a nice kind of crazy.
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I think that's sweet, rigby.
Of course we'll help you.
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Who wants celery
and peanut butter?
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Wait, I smell
a surprise brewing.
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No! You don't!
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You're taking me to a movie
after this!
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Ha! No!
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Is there even a surprise at all?
Who's to say?
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Hello, Eileen.
I have something for you.
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Wait.
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I'm gonna say,
based on your beach casual look,
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Combined with formal jacket
and corsage,
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We're going to...
Beach prom!
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That's the most fun party
of the year!
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Oh, Eileen, Eileen, Eileen.
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I have a different surprise
in store for you.
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And this time, you're never
gonna be able to guess it.
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Now, ditch the apron.
We're heading out.
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Wait, but I still have to work.
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Talked to your boss.
It's taken care of.
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Hey.
50 years from now,
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Are you gonna remember
bussing tables
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Or the greatest adventure
of your life?
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Now, get out of here,
you crazy kids.
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Rigby, I don't know who that is.
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He's a guy who gets it.
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But don't worry.
I did talk to your boss.
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Hmm.
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If it's not beach prom,
are we going to Costa Rica?
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No need to guess.
Just enjoy the surprise.
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Maybe your outfit
is a red herring.
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Whoa.
Crazy running into you guys.
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So random.
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Need a lift?
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But that could also be a red
herring of said red herring,
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Meaning... Beach prom!
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Just get in the car!
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I'd say we're about 15 miles
outside of downtown,
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Heading northwest.
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The temperature has dropped
approximately three degrees,
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Which puts us
near that shoe store I like.
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But...
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Yep, we'd overshoot it
by about 900 feet.
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Ah! Sea turtle fan club!
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I just paid my dues.
That's so nice, rigby.
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And time to turn around.
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Huh?
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Uh,
make a u-turn up here.
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Okay?
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All right, everyone get out
and go behind the house.
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Hmm...
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I've got it.
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00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:06,417
You're building a hot-air
balloon with all this stuff
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For us to ride in.
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That stuff's for a birthday
at the park later,
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Which you guys
better be back for.
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I'm not working it by myself
after last time.
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Look, I'm sorry
about that brush fire,
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But I don't think
we'll make it back in time.
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Rigby's plan might last
all month.
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Speaking of which, round 'em up!
Back in the car!
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Not cool, bros!
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Rigby, I have to say this is the
best surprise you've ever done.
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But that doesn't mean
I won't figure out what it is.
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Well, you won't,
unless you know what's that way!
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