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Did you enjoy your meal, sir?

You bet!

Kung pao chicken and white rice...

My favorite meal three years running.

Ah, thank you.

Fortune cookie.

Wouldn't want to forget that.

It's the highlight of my night.

Huh.

"Adventure comes to those who seek it."

Hmm.

Hm-hm!

Time to Ace a foreign-language class!

Buenos day-os!

Bone juice!

Grunton tog!

Well, rigby, you did it.

You failed all your foreign-language classes.

Makes me so sad seeing you walking through the halls,

A grown man floating around like a ghost.

Why do I even need a foreign language, anyway?

It's not like I'll ever use it in real life.

I can get by on my street smarts...

Just walkin' around, talkin' to people,

Talkin' on the street, like, "hey, how you doin'?"

Just pass a foreign language somehow and graduate already!

I can't take this anymore!

And then we just sat there crying for 10 minutes.

What are you gonna do, dude?

Hello, everyone.

I have a very shocking announcement.

I'm gonna go to China and teach English for a month.

Whoa!

That's awesome! I know!

They even cover my plane ticket.

Benson, do you even know any Chinese?

Uh, no. But I'm teaching English, so...

Well, everybody, have a good month,

And you know what I always say,

"Adventure comes to those who seek it."

Close the window.

So, what are you gonna do about your foreign language, rigby?

Rigby?!

Rigby?!

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Does anybody know where the school is?!

Uh, xue xiao?

Xue xiao?

Oh, Benson!

We're so excited to have foreign English teacher.

Thanks so much, principal zang.

- Zhang? - Zhang!

Oh, I'm really sorry about my outfit.

The airline lost my luggage.

Uh, no, it's a good shirt.

So, do I get reimbursed for my ticket now, or...?

Oh, you only get plane ticket if your kids impress

At the big English performance at end of semester.

Huge assembly... Whole school watching!

Seriously?

Yes. Very funny. But it's very serious.

Well... stick to the book and you'll be fine.

Uh...

Uh... Hello?

Hi!

Heh heh. All right.

Well, uh...

My name is Benson dunwoody.

You can call me Benson or Mr. Benson.

I was told you already have English names,

So we'll start with the class list.

Kobe? Present.

LeBron? Present.

Apple? Present.

Rigby?

Yeah-uh!

Rigby, what are you doing here?!

I need a foreign-language class.

You're teaching a foreign-language class.

It's really the most convenient option.

How did you even get here?!

I'll give you all this stuff if you take me to...

This school!

Okay!

Rigby, go home now.

Come on, Benson. All I need is a passing grade.

I'll pass you if you earn it.

Nice! Up top!

All right, everyone.

In this class, we'll be learning how to write a formal letter.

So, naturally, we'll start with keeping concise syntax.

Lo shi! Uh, what?

What are you... What are you saying to me?

Teacher!

Teacher!

Uh, teacher Benson... teacher!

Yes, uh, apple?

What does egg-skellent mean?

Excuse me?

Eh?

Well, "eggscellent" is more like slang,

So, you know, it's not really applicable to this lesson.

It kind of means like "really cool," but with eggs.

Ah!

Shenme, shenme, shenme.

Uh...

Well, uh, maybe if we have time at the end of class.

Rigby, do you have girlfriend?

Why, yes, I do, Kobe.

Wow!

What about you, Mr. Benson?

Uh, well, I'm...

Not really officially seeing anyone right now.

Wha?!

Do you want one?

I don't...

Uh, no.

It's not... It's not really relevant.

Rigby, how many hot dogs can you eat?

Five... Three with buns!

Wow! Me too!

You're pretty eggscellent, rigby.

Hm-hm-hm!