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All right, listen up.

I've got a lot of meetings today with the city park council,

So I need you...

I got a delivery for Benson.

He's here!

Ha ha! He's here!

"He"?

Eee!

Ha ha ha!

Oh, hello there.

I'm Benson.

Can you say "Benson"?

Oh-ho-ho. Guys, meet applesauce!

I adopted him through the oink foundation.

It cost a fortune to overnight him to the park.

Who's an expensive little guy?

A pig?

I thought you were more of a cat person, Benson.

No, I'm done with cats.

I'm a pig person now.

It'll be great to have some company around the house.

Isn't that right, little guy?

Oh, what an amiable little swine.

Oh, ha ha. Applesauce is my favorite food.

I can see why you named him that.

And, look!

He even has a little apple on his arm.

That's just a birthmark.

Mordecai and rigby, change of plans.

I'm stuck here with meetings until noon,

So I want you to take applesauce back

To my apartment and watch him.

His pen is already set up.

Just make sure he stays out of trouble.

Whoa! All we gotta do is

Watch a pig for three hours?

Heck, yeah, we can do that!

I'll see you in a little while, applesauce!

Say "bye-bye!"

Bye-bye, Benson.

Bye-bye!

Bye bye bye!

Agh! I can't believe we have to sit around

In Benson's apartment all morning.

It smells like a hospital in there.

Du... De,

We don't have to be there for three hou-rs.

Whoa-oa!

Free pass!

What do you say, applesauce?

You want to hang out with us for three hours,

Until you have to spend the rest of your life

With Benson? I'll take that as a "yes."

Hangin' with applesauce!

Whoo! Whoo!

Dude, we're like cool uncles.

You want to get something to eat, applesauce?

Aw, nice! They have bacon-wrapped hot dogs!

Dude, you can't give that to applesauce.

That's his people.

Oh, yeah. I'm a terrible uncle.

Veggie dog, then, applesauce?

Applesauce? Where'd he go?

I don't know. He was here a second ago.

Applesauce? Applesauce!

Huh?

Hey-ey, Benson. What's up?

Hey, I'm gonna be here a little longer than I thought,

But I should be home by 12:30, at the latest.

May I speak to applesauce?

Uh...

Just a sec.

Ah!

Oh, ho ho. Hello, applesauce.

Hello!

I have a pig now.

All right, applesauce, that's enough.

I just want you guys to know how much it means to me

That you're taking care of my little applesauce.

I don't know what I'd do if something happened to him.

Why, hello, there, little pig.

You want a bite?

Aah! Rabid pig!

Rabid pi-i-i-g!

- Aaaaaaaaaah!

Gotcha!

What's all that noise?

Uh, we gotta go. See you later, Benson.

Come on.

Wait! Stop!

Aw, man!

Yeah, they just brought in a pig a few minutes ago.

I hear he attacked an elderly woman

And trashed up a doughnut shop.

Aw, come on! He's just a pig. He doesn't know any better!

Look, we gotta get him back to Benson's apartment

By 12:30, or he's going to fire us!

All right, I'll see what I can do.

That place had the best jelly doughnuts in town.

That's the kind of thing cops take personally.

All right, a lot of innocent doughnuts

Went to waste today, pig.

Why'd you do it?!

This little piggy's goin' "wee wee wee!"

All the way to jail, if he doesn't start talking!

What do we got, boys?

It's no use, low fives.

This piggy ain't squealin'.

Well, he's just a pig.

They can't talk. Right?

That's exactly what they want you to think, then, bam!

They slip right through your fingers.

You'll have to excuse merv here.

He's... A little fired up.

Give us a couple more hours

And we'll get you some answers.

Yeah.

Until then, he ain't goin' nowheres!

Dude, there he is!

Looks like low fives got him out.

Come on, applesauce,

We gotta hurry up and get you home.

Well, I think that was enough fun for one day.

Yeah, you gave us a run for our money, little guy.

We thought you were some crazed criminal,

For a second there.

Uh, what are you doing, applesauce?

Uh, mordecai?

Huah-ah! Floor it, Leroy!