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In the battleground of the future, you'll need...

Laser-sharp vision, laser-fast reflexes.

Hah! Uhh!

And most of all,

You'll need to know how fire a laser!

Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!

Critical damage! Critical damage!

Beep, beep!

Aw, yeah-ah!

Who's ready for laser-pocalypse?

That's so cool you got a four-for-one pass.

Yeah, laser-pocalypse gave them to us

After I did that investigative piece...

"Laser tag... Fun game or funnest game?"

This is gonna be so fun!

It's been so long since we all hung out.

Yeah?

Let me guess... you forgot. Forgot what?

Your brother's fifth-degree judo ceremony!

Tae Kwon do, sherm.

Whatever!

Oh, is that tonight?

Don't you use

The "was that tonight?" Excuse on me.

I taught you that!

Now, look! If I got to be here, you got to be here!

All right, all right!

Your dad? Tell him I said hi.

Eileen says hi.

Hi, Eileen!

Hi, Eileen!

Hi, Eileen! Hi, Eileen! Hi, Eileen! Hi, Eileen!

Ugh!

I got to go to don's tae Kwon dumb thing tonight

For his stupid black belt.

Oh, that's right.

I embroidered this celebratory headband for him.

I still think it could use more dragons.

Come on, rigby. Don't want to keep sherm waiting.

Uggggh!

Rigby, can I talk to you for a sec?

Dude! What the heck?

You can't leave me alone with Margaret.

It's fine. You're just hanging out as friends.

Yeah, but I don't know if she's gonna be cool with that.

Are you okay being alone with mordecai?

I think so.

We haven't hung out by ourselves in a while, so...

So...?

Hey, whatever happens, happens.

Well, either way...

Be strong. Be strong.

This is familiar, right?

Yeah, last time we were at the movies together,

We were...

But tonight, we're friends on a fun night out.

Right.

Margaret Smith reporting live on location of a fun night out.

Uh... No cameras.

Okay, let's see what we got here.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Ooh! I've heard good things about "lovey shovey."

Euhhhhhh.

How about... That one?

"Carter and Briggs."

The violencetown files"?

All right.

Yo! Got some popcorn.

Nice!

It's starting.

Carter... Briggs... 7!

Heavily armed!

Whoo! Yes!

Yeah! All right!

Wha-uh?

Sorry, everybody.

Our print of "Carter and Briggs 7"

Has just spontaneously combusted.

So, in its place, we will screen

"The heart shaped badge."

Enjoy!

Ooh! I've never seen this one.

Ah. Vacation.

No crime, no guns.

Briggs, there goes that cute waitress again.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.

Don't worry, Carter.

Over the next 3 1/2 hours, I'll help you get with her.

She definitely still likes you.

All you got to do is give her a sign.

You know, I think I've seen this one.

Let's go.

O... Kay.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Nothing romantic here.

Bunch of dudes driving fast, gas fumes, noisy engines.

What's that?

Exactly.

Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention.

Tonight ain't just any night here at kartin' safari,

'Cause tonight's my 15-year anniversary

To my beautiful Mary-Lee.

Ain't nobody make my engine rev like you, darlin'.

I love you, baby!

I love you, Wayne!

In honor of this blessed occasion,

For the rest of the night, it'll be laps fer lovers.

So strap in and snuggle up.

Uh, I don't know. It looks pretty tight.

I call driver's seat!

Your turn, stringbean.

Come on, mordecai. Let's hit the track.

Oh! Now, don't be shy.

She won't bite! Aah!

Go ahead, now. Scooch together.

Maybe try putting your arm around him?

Like this?

Now pull his leg in.

Uh... I need to go to the bathroom.

Yeah! Take him down!

Now, there's a son I can be proud of!

Yeah?