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Whoo-hoo!

Man, Benson, you really went all out for this party.

That catapult... Uhh, uhh!

That catapult!

Yeah, you normally get some cheap streamers

And just call it a day.

Ha!

I haven't even shown you guys the best part.

I present...

Racki the wishmaker.

Thanks for sharing, Benson.

I'm going back to the party.

Cool, I guess. Wait!

You guys got to at least try it.

You make a wish, and it shows you

What would happen if it came true, but really scary.

Meh. I don't know.

Listen, I didn't put down a $500 security deposit for nothing.

Just watch.

D

I wish...

I wish I could motivate mordecai and rigby at work.

A hard worker is all you desire,

So to their backside, let us add some fire.

You tired of trying to fit a whole head of lettuce

In your mouth?

Did you try our new salad guillotine?

Off with your head... Of lettuce.

Salad guillotine. Make a salad fit in your mouth.

So cool. So cool.

Hey, didn't I tell you to mow the lawn?

Why are you watching TV?

I don't know.

Just feeling kind of "blah" today, you know?

Yeah, kind of got a case of the afternoon sleeps.

I don't want to hear it.

Get back to work or you're fired!

Do you have trouble motivating your employees?

Why, yes, I do.

I'm puppet king from puppet depot.

Buy my puppet, Mr. bossman.

Yells at your workers so you don't have to.

Best part is it's not you doing it.

It's the puppet.

Murray, can I get a glass of water over here, please?

Puppet depo... wait. Mr. bossman.

Show the number.

Call now, or you're fired!

Aw, man.

Hey. Hey, get back to work!

Get back to work right now!

Bens... oh.

What is the... This is really uncomfortable.

Hey, it's not me making you uncomfortable.

It's Mr. bossman.

Get back to work!

Get back to work! Uh... Okay.

I guess we'll go.

Wow.

They're so motivated.

No! Got you now...

Hey!

Hey, you two, quit messing around!

Don't get germs on the cups!

Do what I say or you'll be out on the street!

Sorry, Benson. Sorry, Benson.

Not Benson. Mr. bossman.

Hey! Scrub faster!

Time is money!

You got a real loose grip, mordecai.

Explains why you can't hold on to a relationship.

Wait, wha?

Hey, you... You... you...

"You... You... you."

Less stuttering, more scrubbering!

I'm a good boss.

Hey, keep sleeping.

Yeah, yeah.

Roll over on your side.

Yeah.

When you wake up, you should pack up your bags and leave.

Never, never come back!

Huh?

This is my house now!

Aah! Oh!

You don't deserve this job.

I'm the one motivating the workers.

I got to support my family.

Aah!

Aah!

Benson, you're cracking me up.

Dude, this salad guillotine is awesome.

Want to use some of this lettuce to make a salad?

Nah. I'm not really into salad.

Mr. bossman! He's trying to kill me!

What?! What?!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Get this dummy off of me!

Aah!

Benson, the salad guillotine! The what?

Aah!

You don't have the chimichangas.

Mr. bossman, off with your head...

Of lettuce.

I'll take your place.

I'll do it.

I just need to eat my way out of this salad bowl.

Good quick thinking, guys.

You guys are so smart.

Smart.

I'd never say something like that!

What happened? Benson, are you okay?

There was a doll and a... The wish just felt too real.

We should probably stop using...

Oh, I'm next, you slow pokes.

Pops, wait!

I wish I could travel more.

Going on a trip is no easy feat.

With a head like that, you'll need an extra seat.

Wow, what are the odds of all of us

Getting jury duty on Halloween?

Court is now in session.

Up next, the state vs. John wolfhard.

Whoa, cool. He's a werewolf.

Mr. wolfhard, you stand accused of murder.

How do you plead?

My client pleads not guilty, your honor.

Yeah! I never ate nobody.

And if I did, there'd be no evidence,

'Cause I always eat the bones.

Mr. wolfhard, where were you the night of the last full moon?

If you must know,

I was bottle-feeding an orphaned baby deer.

Interesting.

So you wouldn't recognize this patch of werewolf hair

We found at the crime scene, would you?

Uh, that could belong to any werewolf with my DNA.

Then there's this entry from your diary from that same night.

"Dear diary, ate a guy today."

"This is not a joke. Till next time, signed John."

Yeah, he's totally guilty. I don't know about this guy.

We've heard enough. Let's get this over with.

Ooh! Ooh!

Your honor, may I use the bathroom, please?

Okay, sir, but make it quick.

Good show.

Uh, if he's allowed to go, I am, too, right?

Who am I to judge?

Should he be in there without supervision?

Oh, that frail old man will keep an eye on him.

Ah, for... hey!

Yes?

Do me a solid. I'm all out.

Oh, um, of course.

Thanks.

Now I just need one more favor.

Yes?

Aah! Hold still!

Aah!

Hey! Don't make me come in there.

Sorry, old timer.

It's you or me.

Where are you going?

I'm going someplace

Where they treat werewolves with respect...

London.

Wait!

Goodness.

Aah!

That's it! Freeze!

Oh, dear. I can explain.

Come quietly, son.

I don't want to have to blow this dog whistle.

Let's just talk this over.

Aah!

So, when you inevitably find Mr. wolfhard guilty,

You can add destruction of property,

Eating a juror, and attempted escape

To his list of crimes.

Wolfhard?

Oh, no!

Jury, have we reached a verdict yet?

Your honor, we find the defendant...

Objection!

I mean, wait!

You're making a terrible mistake!

I've been framed. It's me, pops!

Pops?! Pops?! Pops?! Pops?!

So, wait.

Let me get this straight.

You're saying the real killer attacked you in the bathroom,

Turned you into a werewolf, tore a hole in the wall,

And then escaped, leaving you behind to take the rap?

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

That actually makes a lot of sense.

But my gut's telling me to have fun with this one.

Let's stick with guilty and see how it pans out.

Mr. wolfhard, you are hereby sentenced to life in prison.

This can't be!

Let's go, you animal.

No!

Stop him!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Stop him!

Eat it, wolfhard!

Huh?

Aah!

Last call for flight 194 to London.

One ticket to London, please.

Sure, go on up. Good show.

Sorry, all full.

Oh, hey, old timer.

You made it.

Sorry about mauling you earlier.

No hard feelings, right?

Water under the bridge, my good sir.

Great.

Say, me and the boys are gonna get tea

At the royal palace when we land in London.

Maybe eat the queen. You in?

Oh, tea. Good show.

Flight 194 to London, England, is ready for takeoff.

Fellas, this one's for you.

♪ A-hooo ♪

♪ Werewolves of London ♪

♪ A-hooo ♪

♪ A-hooo ♪

♪ Werewolves of London ♪

♪ Something, something ♪

♪ Werewolves from London ♪

Okay, so I'm confused.

Is racki scary or just lame?