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♪ Yo, it's your birthday ♪

♪ I got you a present ♪

♪ Yo, it's your birthday ♪

♪ I give the best presents ♪

Dude, how many times do I have to tell you?

You can't rhyme "present" with "presents."

Yeah. That's just careless rapping.

Pssh! Whatever, man.

Your birthday present is so great!

You don't even know!

Yeah.

I'm sure, man. Thanks.

Don't thank me yet.

Thank me later tonight when you open it and love it,

Which I know you will.

I got to use it.

Oh, yeah!

Perfect hiding place for a perfect gift!

Mordecai's gonna love it.

I give the best birthday gifts.

Man, I hate to say it,

But rigby gives the worst birthday gifts.

Huh?

Really? It sounded like he got you something

Really good this time.

Nah. He never puts any thought into them.

And if he does, they're usually just gifts he gets for himself.

It's cool, though. I've gotten used to it.

♪ Yo, it's your birthday ♪

♪ I got you a present ♪

♪ Yo, it's your birthday ♪

♪ I give the best presents ♪

♪ Yo, it's your birthday ♪

♪ I got you a present ♪

♪ Yo, it's your birthday ♪

♪ I give the best presents ♪

My presents aren't that bad, are they?

Oh, no. I got to get him something better.

What to get mordecai?

Mordecai.

Mor... De... Cai...

Gift for mordecai.

Mordecai for gift.

Hmm.

Hmmmmm.

Ugh.

Ugggghhh!

That's it! Mordecai likes things I like.

I like video games.

And mordecai likes video games.

I'll get mordecai a video game.

♪

- Whoa! - "Fist first!"

The new game from tendindo! Sold!

What?! 60 bucks?!

Hey, do you guys have anything cheaper?

I guess you're not into quality.

Feel free to rifle through the discount bin like a peasant.

Ugh!

These games are lame!

Dog-cart racing for $49?!

I can't afford any of these.

Well, I guess our interaction is done then.

Hey, rigby. What's got you down?

I was trying to find mordecai a new birthday gift,

But I think I might have to give him this one.

You know you can't give him that, right?

Ugh!

I really want to get him a video game,

But they're just too expensive!

Then why don't you just make a video game?

Allow me to introduce myself.

I am zax... oop.

Uh, I am zaxon!

What if I told you can make your very own

Interactive world with your mind?

Observe!

Zaxo-o-o-o-n!

Oh, hello.

I didn't see you there.

But I felt your presence.

I'm here to show you an exciting new program

That I have developed.

It's called zipgidz!

♪

Zipgidz...

Zaxon's intelligent player to game

Interface design by zaxon.

I first developed the program while working at tendindo games,

The top company leading the way in a video-game renaissance.

You guys, I got a great idea!

What if there was a program

Where you could make your own video game?

What?! You're just a janitor.

You can't make video games.

Anybody can make a video game!

I'll show you! I'll show all of you!

And I did show them.

Sure, any hotshot "programmer" can make a video game,

But with my easy-to-use software,

Any so-and-so with a free afternoon

Can make one of their own, even you!

Even me?

Yes, you! Yes, you!

With my high-tech, futuristic equipment,

The electrodes in your cerebral imagination cortex

Can formulate your own virtual world.

So, sit back and let your mind do the work.

That video was uninformative and poorly produced.

There's no way anyone would fall for that.

Except my boyfriend.

Whoa!