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Okay, whoever makes this jump
gets to choose lunch.
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You're on!
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Ohhhhh!
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We're going to wing kingdom!
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Rigby, did you clean out
the gutters yet?
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No way.
That's a two-man job.
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Where's mordecai?
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I don't know.
I haven't seen him.
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Come to think of it,
I haven't seen him
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Since c.J. Dumped him
at muscle man's wedding.
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Yeah, no one has.
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He hasn't come to work
for two weeks now.
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I've tried calling,
but he won't pick up.
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What?!
No, here. I'll call him.
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Huh.
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That's not like mordecai.
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I can't believe this!
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You don't even know
where your best friend is?
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Hey, I've been busy.
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Look,
I'm just as concerned about
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The well-being of my employees
as any park manager,
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But I've got a business
to run here.
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If you don't find mordecai
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And bring him back to work
by tomorrow,
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Then I'm gonna have to fire him.
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What?!
Wait! I can find him!
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Well, for your sake, I hope so.
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Otherwise, you'll be cleaning
the gutters solo from now on.
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Come on, mordecai.
Give me a clue here.
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Hello?
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Hey. I checked
with Margaret.
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She hasn't seen or heard
from mordecai.
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Yeah, his parents don't know
where he is, either.
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And I don't think he'd be
hanging with c.J. Any time soon.
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Well, guess I'll start putting
up these fliers around town.
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Hopefully, 100 should be enough.
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Well, I'll keep riffling through
his personal stuff
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That he doesn't like me
touching.
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See ya.
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Huh?
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"Dear, mordecai,
stop wallowing in your lady woes"
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"And come have sodas..."
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"With other single bros!"
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There's a place
with hot Sandy beaches
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And an all you can eat buffet.
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So pick up your sax
and jam with the crew
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In dumptown U.S.A.!
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"Signed, sad sax."
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Aah! Sad sax guy?
I should have known!
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And dumptown U.S.A.?
That sounds so lame!
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I bet nobody's even
been to this place.
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I have.
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Dumptown is a refuge for guys
who have recently been dumped,
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A place where they can
forget about their breakups
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And embrace
their newfound singlehood.
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Wow.
That's depressing.
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Oh, no!
Dumptown is great!
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Throughout my life,
whenever I got dumped,
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It was the perfect place
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To forget about
all my ex-girlfriends.
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Ashley who?
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Monica who?
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Patricia who?
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Lisa who?
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Whoo-hoo!
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Audrey who?!
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Yep. Good times.
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So good that some people
don't ever leave.
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And I don't blame them.
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Okay, well, how do I get there?
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The only way
you can get to dumptown
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Is to get dumped.
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So... Let me
get this straight.
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You... Want me
to dump you?
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Yes.
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As in break up with me?
Yes.
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So you can be
magically transported
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To a beach full of losers
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So mordecai
doesn't lose his job?
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Yeah, that's right.
No!
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Aw, come on!
It's not for reals!
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Fine.
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Rigby, it's not you...
It's me.
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I think
we should see other people.
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Nothing's happening.
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Well, put some more feeling
into it.
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It's not called
gentle letdown U.S.A.
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I got to get dumped.
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Well, I guess
you are pretty immature.
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Go on.
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You don't floss
or brush your teeth at all.
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Keep going.
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You're irresponsible, lazy,
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You never try anything new!
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Now we're talking!
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I've been wanting to try
that new Ethiopian place
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For weeks now, and you won't...
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Whoa! Okay.
I think that's good.
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You know what?! It's over!
Get out!
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Consider yourself dumped, loser!
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Don't call me!
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Did I just get dumped for reals?
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Pfft. Chicks, man.
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How long
have you been up there?!
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Brother, I saw the whole thing.
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It wasn't for reals!
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That's what they all say.
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Luckily, I have
a consolation prize for you...
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A one-way ticket to a place
to make the sad times go away.
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So, am I supposed to
take a cab or...
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Huh?
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Oooooaaaaaaaah!
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There she is...
Dumptown U.S.A.
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You're gonna love it here, man.
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I'm not here for me!
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I'm here to find
my friend mordecai!
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Mordecai?
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Oh, yeah! I brought him here
like two weeks ago.
119
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You know where I can find him?
120
00:10:12,511 --> 00:10:13,831
Well, he's probably
on a food run.
121
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The new guy
always gets the food.
122
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Try dumptown deli.
123
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All right, man, this is you.
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What? You're not
coming with me?
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Dumpees only, brother.
126
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I'll chill around here
until you get back.
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Ugh!
I hate that song!
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Ugh! Everybody's all gross
and wearing bathrobes in public.
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Excuse me, sir,
have you seen a tall guy
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By the name of mordeca...
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