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This programme contains some
violent scenes and strong language
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FAINT RUSTLING
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FAINT CREAKING
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THUD
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CLATTERING
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LOUD CRASHING
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CRIES OUT
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UNZIPS BAG
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WINCES
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EXHALES
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GROANS
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KNOCKING ON GLASS
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Hello, Edward.
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Where shall I put this?
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Anywhere. It doesn't matter.
Stick it down there.
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What did you want with it?
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It was important to Mum,
wasn't it?
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A lot of value attached to it.
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Yeah, she loved it.
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Yeah. More than me and you,
probably.
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What are you doing?
I'm giving you a hug.
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I've not seen you in ages.
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Shall I put a light on?
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Obviously not.
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People know the new owners
are away on holiday.
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We don't want
to attract attention.
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Telling me off already.
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I'm not telling you off.
Attacking me.
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Oh, calm down, Harry!
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So how have you been?
I've been busy.
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Various...ventures.
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Trying my best, you know.
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That bar in Menorca
never worked out, then?
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SIGHS
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"What about you, Harry?"
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"Oh, me? I've just been here
looking after Mum.
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"Then she died.
I had to organise the funeral.
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"I had to sell the house.
I don't know if you know that."
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Look, I'm sorry that you had
to deal with everything, OK?
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But me and Mum...
We didn't get on.
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I hate how everyone ends up
in bungalows. Why is that?
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It's just easier, isn't it?
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No more stairs.
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Did you find out
anything about them?
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Who?
The couple
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who bought the house!
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No. It all went through
the agent.
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I'm surprised
they haven't decorated.
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They've been in a year.
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It's not been a year.
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Not quite.
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It's weird. They wanted
everything just as it was.
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Furniture included.
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Did they even change
the locks, I wonder?
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Oh, don't say that.
I just broke in!
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I thought it'd feel different,
but...
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..it's just the same.
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Even Mum's chair in the corner.
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What?
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Are you sure...
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..that's...where she was?
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Why?
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Because it really matters,
Harry. It really matters
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precisely where she died.
Are you sure?
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Yes. I'm the one who found her,
remember? Me.
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All right.
I'm the one
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who was bringing her meals,
changing the sheets.
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I know, I know!
But do you know, Ed?
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Because it feels to me
like you don't know.
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Feels to me
like you're swooping in
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after all this time,
trying to fix everything
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when it's all too late!
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If it was too late, I wouldn't
fucking be here, would I?
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We're wasting time.
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Where did you find out
about all this?
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From a book?
Yes.
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Did you bring it?
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This particular book is in
the British Library behind glass.
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It's one of the oldest books
known to humankind.
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You have to make an appointment
to see it,
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and you can only touch it
with cotton gloves on.
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So that's a no, then.
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How will you remember
what to do?
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I googled it.
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You bring everything I asked?
Yeah.
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Well, go and get ready, then.
I'm going to get set up.
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OK.
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Oh, my God!
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LAUGHS
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Don't. It's like she's been brought
back to us.
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Are you sure
this is part of it?
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I'll bet you wish now
you'd just asked her
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where all the money was.
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She didn't have any money, Ed.
She would have told me.
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Because she was so straight up!
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She never mentioned her life
with Dad or...
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..any of what they got up to.
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Of course she didn't.
They were rotten, Harry.
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They did some horrible shit
and they made a lot of enemies.
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Bad people.
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She was still our mum.
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Yeah. And by rights,
she should have died in prison.
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Well, lucky for us, she didn't.
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Scatter the crumbs.
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Oh, they're mouldy.
Exactly.
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SNIFFS AND SIGHS
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For communication
with the departed.
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They may run our requests.
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These devotions to Azazel,
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keeper of the bones,
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must be enacted
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where the dead in life
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did perish.
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Right there.
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Right, let's get on with it.
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And we have to do this
in the next hour.
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Why?
Why what?
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Why do we have to do it
in the next hour?
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The process has to occur
within one year of death.
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Otherwise, the necromancer
can no longer
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evoke the chosen person.
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So...
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5am today is one year
exactly since Mum died.
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That's our cut-off point.
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What's the matter?
I'm a little bit nervous, Ed.
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A little bit trepidatious,
if truth be told.
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You have a sit-down in the nice
chair. I'll get you a drink.
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BOTTLE AND GLASS CLINK
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No. D'you know what?
I don't want to do it.
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Harry... Harry!
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Let's just consider
what might happen.
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We're just gonna ask her
one little question,
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then we're done.
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But what if she's cross
with me?
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What do you mean, cross with
you? You're the golden boy.
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You always were!
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When did she ever find fault
with a single thing you did?
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STRIKES MATCH
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Homework...
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Sports day...
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Even making a cup of tea,
for God's sake.
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I was the one that was
never good enough.
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And this is before I abandoned
her to have a life of my own.
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You didn't abandon her.
Yeah, I know I didn't.
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Her words, not mine.
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I left, knowing when
our stupid thug arsehole father
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got himself killed
stealing from his own gang,
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she'd somehow
even blame me for that.
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No, she never blamed you.
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And she never talked
about any other money, Ed.
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We scraped by on my benefits.
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She was accessing that money
from the day he died,
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every month.
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You never see
her bank statements, Harry?
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Because I did. She let us
scratch out an existence,
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and all the while she was
sitting on a stolen fortune.
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And I don't know about you,
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but I really fucking need
that money, Harry.
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But what if she won't tell us?
She will.
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But what if she won't?
She has to.
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She's bound to have to tell us.
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That's the whole point
of necromancy.
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This isn't like a seance.
This is different.
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We get answers.
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SIGHS
OK. Close your eyes and breathe...
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..nice and calm.
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Oh, that's not good.
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Red wine on a wood floor?
That'll be a deep stain.
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Harry...
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I think salt can bring it out.
Or is it rice?
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Don't worry about it.
Concentrate on your breathing.
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O thou, Azazel...
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..keeper of the bones...
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..I charge and conjure thee
to allow a visit to this site,
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as pure of heart
and valiant.
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So...I undertake these rites
as sacred and solemn.
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Baking power for the stain.
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It's baking powder and vinegar.
I'll write them a note.
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Sorry. Carry on.
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Free from fear's grasp,
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I summon Annie Olivia Blackwood
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to counsel and abide,
as death's empath,
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questions we are most
readily set to pose.
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Keep your eyes closed.
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CLANKING
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Accept this offering
as payment in kind,
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death for life
and back again.
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With blood, we summon thee.
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With love, we summon thee.
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SQUAWKING
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Edward? Would you stop it?
What are you doing?
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Be quiet.
Sit down and close your eyes!
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You're not killing Mr Macy!
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MR MACY: What d'you want?
Stay in the circle!
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Edward, you can't! It has to be
something she loved.
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Come on, Mr Macy.
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SQUAWKS
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Ow!
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That's it!
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SQUAWKS
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No...
No! Stop it!
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Stop! Let him go!
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SQUAWKS
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BREATHES HEAVILY
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Sit down, Harry.
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I couldn't let you do it.
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Sit down!
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It was supposed to be
the parrot tonight.
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But now I'm afraid...
it has to be you.
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I need to know
where that money is,
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and you've left me no option!
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Ed, please! I'm your brother!
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Accept this offering
as payment in kind,
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death for life
and back again.
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With blood, we summon thee.
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With love, we summon thee.
Edward...
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With death, we summon thee!
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Reggie!
Yeah.
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What a bloody ding-dong's
going on 'ere?
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Oh, it's-it's just red wine.
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But it'll come out if you use
a bit of baking powder.
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Shut up, Harry!
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You two just need to walk away
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and come back here tomorrow,
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like you were supposed to.
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I don't want any trouble,
but you have stumbled upon
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a family matter
that I need to resolve.
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I haven't got a problem
with either of you.
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Ooh!
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No, but I'm afraid we've got
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a bit of a fuckin' problem
with you, sunshine!
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Hurts, doesn't it?
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FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
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Here you go, love.
Keep your fluids up.
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Thanks, Franny.
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We had to catch an early
flight back
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cos Reggie's been feeling
a bit moby.
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Moby Dick, sick.
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So, you're
Harry Blackwood's boys?
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Yeah. I'm Harry Junior.
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And this is my brother,
Edward.
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What's that smell?
What you been up to in here?
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Incense.
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Jesus Christ!
I knew it.
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You dirty bastards!
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As if it's not bad enough
you're fucking each other,
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one of you has to be dressed
as a little old lady as well!
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Not incest, you silly twat.
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He's talking about the smell -
incense.
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Oh! I thought
it was just wacky baccy.
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Want a wheeze on it, Fran?
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You'll be sick with it, Reg.
Leave it!
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CHOKES
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COUGHS
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Oh-ho! Shit. That's good.
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How did you know our father?
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We were, for a time, members
of the same organisation,
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you might say.
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Though your father decided
to branch out on his own.
261
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:33,110
Not too lemon tart, I'm afraid,
as a career move.
262
00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,240
Didn't end all that well
for him.
263
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,070
Oh, God.
264
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,150
You're Reggie Stone.
265
00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:42,310
WHEEZES
266
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,350
Fran...
267
00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:46,670
Get us a Xanax out of
me wash bag, will yer, love?
268
00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:49,270
I think I'm pulling a whitey.
269
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,430
You fuckin' baby.
270
00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,830
It's not even 'arris tweed
you're smoking.
271
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,870
It's pot pourri.
272
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:55,920
Oh!
273
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,430
She's a good woman, that one.
274
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,430
Temper on her, mind.
You wouldn't want to cross her.
275
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,630
Knew your mother well.
276
00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:06,280
As did I. We were close.
277
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:08,550
So I heard.
278
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:10,360
We were very close.
279
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:14,310
Unfortunately,
when we needed her to talk,
280
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,310
couldn't get a thing
out of her.
281
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,870
I had to admire her for that,
in a way.
282
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:21,110
Your father, on the other hand,
was a coward.
283
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,190
He didn't know anything.
284
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:25,590
I discovered that
when I put his foot in a vice
285
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,560
and crushed it till it was
only about an inch thick.
286
00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:32,830
Took some doing, mind.
I was sweatin'.
287
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:34,990
Fran said it looked like
spatchcock,
288
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,600
which is one of our favourites.
289
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:39,990
SLURPS
290
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,190
You see, he didn't wanna know
where the money was
291
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,710
because he knew he'd squeal.
292
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:47,070
So he gave it to your mother.
It was her that stashed it.
293
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,510
And when she wouldn't talk,
you killed her as well.
294
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,390
What? No.
No, she died in her sleep.
295
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,430
Yeah, that's right.
She died in her sleep.
296
00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,550
He'll have injected her
with something, Harry.
297
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,630
All in a day's work
for this psychopath.
298
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:01,550
Oh, that's pots and kettles,
that is!
299
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:03,870
If I were to think back not 15
minutes, you were about to stab
300
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:06,910
your own little brother in
the middle of his bleedin' heart!
301
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,030
How could you kill her,
Reggie?
302
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,800
You were obviously
fucking her for years!
303
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,070
I'm talking, prick!
304
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,110
Have some fucking manners,
305
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,150
now there's a good chap!
306
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,310
GROANS
307
00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:20,510
Now, where was I?
308
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:26,520
GROANS
309
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,920
Oh, yeah.
310
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:28,390
May I enquire just what
you're doing in my house
311
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,280
dressed as
Miss fucking Marples?
312
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,670
What?!
313
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,390
You said Miss Marples.
314
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:38,030
Edward hates that -
Miss Marples,
315
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,470
Cliff Richards,
Trivial Pursuits.
316
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,070
Harry, this is not the time!
317
00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:42,560
I don't give a fuck!
318
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,070
D'you want me to spatchcock
your foot, Junior?
319
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,270
No, thank you.
320
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,550
Keep your fuckin' north
shut, then.
321
00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:53,270
Now, come on,
help me out here, gentlemen.
322
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:56,030
I am, to say the least,
a little baffled.
323
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,790
I don't think you'd believe us,
even if we told you.
324
00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,550
Well, you're just gonna
have to let me
325
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:00,990
be the judge of that,
now, aren't yer?
326
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,190
Like the Mastermind of old...
327
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,110
GLASS CLINKS ON FLOOR
328
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:07,350
..I've started,
so I'll finish.
329
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,950
I presume you bought this house
330
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,470
cos my father stole money
from you
331
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:13,870
and you suspect my mother
has it stashed here somewhere.
332
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,830
We should feel honoured,
Franny.
333
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,310
Looks like
we're in the presence
334
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,750
of two giants
of the detective genre.
335
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,790
Mr Sherlock Holme
and Miss Marples
336
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,590
under our very roof.
337
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,400
I prefer Father Brown.
338
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:28,710
Father Brown?
339
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:32,230
Father fucking Brown?!
Don't start, Reggie.
340
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,630
It's Chesterton's masterpiece.
341
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:36,710
Just cos you don't like
the bloke what plays him.
342
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:40,310
I can only see him
as "suits you", Franny.
343
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,430
I know. And that's all
you go on about.
344
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:45,150
But I think
he's perfect in the role
345
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:46,870
and I know the books.
346
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,750
Do either of you
like thrillers?
347
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,430
Not really.
348
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,670
I like true crime best.
349
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,070
Women Who Kill.
350
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,270
You seen any of them?
351
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,390
I told you not to watch
that programme.
352
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,870
It'll give you ideas.
353
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,510
Can I ask what time it is,
please?
354
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,390
It's half four in the morning,
Sherlock,
355
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,070
and I'm tired.
356
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,070
I just come back off holiday
357
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,480
and I was looking forward
to some soot.
358
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:14,480
Sooty and Sweep, sleep.
359
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:18,550
Oh.
Now I find myself inconvenienced.
360
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:21,470
I have to spend the night
chopping up you two turds
361
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:25,870
and finding new places in
Epping Forest to bury the bits.
362
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,270
Mr Stone,
if you want your money,
363
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,990
we don't have long left
to find it.
364
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,830
There is a window
of opportunity,
365
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:34,870
but it's closing fast.
366
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,590
You saying
you can locate it for me?
367
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:41,590
Not exactly. Then you and your
brother here are rapidly
368
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,200
turning into landfill.
369
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,160
I'll get the bear's paw.
370
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,230
CHUCKLES
371
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:52,110
Bear's paw?
Are they gonna scratch us?
372
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:54,360
It's a saw, Harry.
373
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,120
You got it.
374
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,990
Here, Franny!
Yeah?
375
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,790
First holiday I've had
in God knows how long,
376
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,230
come back and I have
to deal with all this.
377
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:10,270
Now it feels like
I've never been away.
378
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,430
Yeah, I know.
379
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,230
I don't know
where your money is,
380
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:17,320
but I was gonna ask
the one person that does.
381
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:20,790
Who?
382
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,360
My mother.
383
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,310
I hate to break this
to you, son,
384
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,470
but your mother
is no longer with us.
385
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:30,670
I was going to summon her back
from the grave,
386
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:31,950
using the power of necromancy,
387
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,160
to ask her
where she hid the cash.
388
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:40,480
BOTH GUFFAW
389
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,120
Plug me up, Franny.
390
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,600
SAW WHIRS
391
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,790
And there was I worrying
about the red wine stain.
392
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,470
No, don't worry
about all that.
393
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,870
We've cleaned up worse
over the years.
394
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:02,110
Once had two St Bernards
I had to get rid of.
395
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,950
Don't ask me why.
396
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,830
I was picking bits of fur
out of me teeth for weeks.
397
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,990
Did you eat them?
398
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,190
CHUCKLES
399
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,910
Which one of you silly sods
wants to go first?
400
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,040
Me.
401
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,910
And then after...
402
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:18,750
..maybe let Harry go.
403
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,230
That won't be possible,
I'm afraid.
404
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,830
But very noble of you
for volunteering.
405
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,190
Here we go, then!
406
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,400
SAW WHIRS
407
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:32,320
I'm sorry, Harry.
It's all my fault.
408
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,190
It's all right, Ed.
I don't mind.
409
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,710
At least we're together.
410
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:41,190
Try and keep still.
It'll be quicker!
411
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,830
I'm gonna start
by taking your head off!
412
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,840
SAW STILL WHIRRING
413
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:51,920
ED WAILS
414
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,310
SAW POWERS DOWN
415
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,710
Franny!
416
00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:01,160
Here, Reggie, I think you ought
to have a butcher's at this.
417
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,230
When I had my tarot done
on holiday,
418
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:07,510
it said that something
like this was on the cards,
419
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,950
cos I had
reversed wheel of fortune
420
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,790
and the ten of swords.
So?
421
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:15,000
Well...it means betrayal.
422
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:18,350
I think we should
let 'em try this, Reg.
423
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:21,150
Don't be stupid!
I need 'em brown breaded,
424
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:22,750
so I can get some proper kip.
425
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,550
I'm dead on my feet!
426
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:28,150
Yeah, but, Reg, listen,
that woman on the beach said
427
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,150
that I was on the cusp
of a life-changing event.
428
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,390
Said I needed
to protect meself.
429
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,910
She was just trying
to rent you an umbrella.
430
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,870
Well, this could be
our opportunity
431
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,550
to turn things around.
432
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,150
This was what she meant.
433
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,350
Is it, though?
434
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:46,510
You just take all these
predictions and make 'em fit.
435
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:47,750
No, I don't.
436
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,430
Remember when Romany Sue said
437
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,270
you were gonna be attacked
by a tiger,
438
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,470
and you said it came true
because a box of Frosties
439
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,110
fell on your head in the Lidl?
440
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,590
Well, it's got
to be worth a try.
441
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:58,910
I mean, their old dear
442
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,950
was sitting on the best
part of a georgie.
443
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,470
What's a georgie?
444
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,430
George Foreman grill,
445
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:05,840
mill.
446
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,230
Well, I never!
447
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:10,360
Go on, then.
448
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,150
Sorry about this.
But it was gonna happen anyway.
449
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:16,190
Ed...
450
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,990
Could you hold this for me
a minute, please?
451
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,670
Of course.
Thanks.
452
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,360
HARRY WHIMPERS
453
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,640
With blood, we summon thee.
454
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,120
With love, we summon thee.
455
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:32,870
With death, we summon thee.
456
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,430
Wait!
Oh, bloody hell.
457
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,350
I can't take much more of this.
458
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:41,070
I don't think Harry has to die
for the ritual to work.
459
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,390
Oh, and you remember that now,
do you?
460
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,670
Necromancy rituals
require a sacrifice,
461
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,710
but it doesn't always
refer to killing a person.
462
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,470
I think it can be
something else.
463
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,160
Flesh and blood,
but part of us.
464
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,590
What if...
465
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,630
What if you cut
one of my toes off?
466
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,550
Do what?
467
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,520
It might not work,
but it'll be worth a try.
468
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:04,920
Be a lot less to clean up.
469
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,150
Works for me.
470
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,960
All right, then,
let's get his shoe off.
471
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:20,790
Here you are, bite on this.
472
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,710
Thanks. Hopefully
it won't be too bad.
473
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,550
You say that, but I think
you're probably best
474
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,720
if I take off the whole plate.
WHIMPERS
475
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,750
Right! Let the dog
see the rabbit!
476
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,680
SAW WHIRS
477
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,440
SCREAMS
478
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:58,400
SAW STOPS
479
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,110
Oh! Fuckin' doddle!
480
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:55,710
CRIES OUT
481
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,430
What now?
482
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,710
Well, tie it off.
483
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,790
GROANS
484
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,590
Ooh!
485
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:04,630
GROANS
486
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,230
SIGHS
487
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:10,120
EDWARD CRIES OUT
488
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:13,440
GROANS
489
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:17,160
CRIES OUT
490
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,190
CRIES OUT
491
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,790
Oh, give it a whack.
492
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,160
CRIES OUT
493
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:28,680
CRIES OUT
494
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,120
Thank you.
495
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:41,950
Accept this, our blood offering...
496
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,070
..as a libation,
497
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:48,470
and manifest thyself
without dread,
498
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,630
for...Annie Blackwood,
499
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,590
we do request counsel
with thee.
500
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,760
GROANS
501
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,280
GURGLES
502
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:04,800
Mum?
503
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,830
Mum, can you hear me?
504
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,510
WHEEZES
505
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:12,070
Harry...
506
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,110
Is that you, son?
507
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,430
Yeah. Yeah,
508
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:22,440
it's me, Mum.
509
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,190
WHEEZES
510
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,880
How you doing?
It's dark, Harry.
511
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,360
Who is that with yer?
512
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,230
It's... It's Reggie.
513
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:28,960
It's Reggie and Franny.
514
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,190
Hello, Annie.
515
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,910
Good to speak with you again.
516
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,590
Oh, Frances...
517
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:40,110
I'm surprised you're still
with that pig of an 'usband.
518
00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:41,910
You've not left him yet?
519
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:46,310
No, Annie. We're still
together. Aren't we, Reg?
520
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,630
Yeah, yeah. Well, she ain't got
rid of me just yet.
521
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:49,760
CHUCKLES
522
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:52,870
Mum...
523
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,360
Sorry I wasn't there for you
at the end.
524
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,750
Can you forgive me?
525
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,870
Don't worry, son.
526
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:07,880
WHEEZES
527
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,270
It's done now.
528
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:07,880
I don't blame you for nothin'.
529
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:13,230
Annie, we wanted to ask you
something,
530
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,150
if you got a minute.
531
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,150
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
532
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,030
Yeah.
Yeah.
533
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,310
Something I've wanted
to know for ages.
534
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:24,150
I think I know what that is.
535
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,870
Yeah...
536
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,670
We were all wondering...
537
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,950
Was me and Reggie
having an affair
538
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,230
behind your back for 20 years?
539
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,310
Well, yes, we was!
540
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,070
And like I say,
541
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,910
I'm surprised that
the horrible fucker
542
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:42,550
hasn't come clean by now!
543
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,230
What are you talking about,
Annie?
544
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,550
That's not a very nice thing
to say, now, is it?
545
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,790
All them nights
he said he was on a job, Fran,
546
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,550
he was half a mile away
547
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,560
hammering me!
Annie...
548
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,750
Betrayal!
No, she's lying.
549
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:04,630
Mum? For years, I held out
for that selfish bastard.
550
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,990
And what thanks did I get?
551
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,870
He kills me
552
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:11,510
and goes back to his wife!
553
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:14,150
Shut up, Annie!
You've said enough.
554
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,630
Yeah,
555
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,680
I think she probably has.
556
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,720
CRIES OUT
557
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,720
THUD
558
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,750
When your brother
wakes up,
559
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,800
I want you two
out of my house.
560
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,480
I'll deal with that mess later.
561
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,360
I'm gonna catch up
on Women Who Kill.
562
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:54,000
FOOTSTEPS RECEDE
563
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,800
COUGHS
564
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:01,950
Edward?
565
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,800
Are you all right?
566
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,030
I'm cold.
567
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,310
You're probably in shock.
568
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:11,360
Heh...
569
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:13,880
I expect so.
570
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,710
Mum doesn't blame me, Ed.
571
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,560
She said so herself.
I-I spoke to her.
572
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,710
No, you didn't.
Yeah, but she was talking.
573
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,560
My words.
574
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,270
Not hers.
575
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,840
It was me, Harry.
576
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,160
Necromancy didn't work...
577
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,960
..even with me foot off.
578
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,360
Maybe I wasn't something
she loved.
579
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,310
FAINT DAWN CHORUS OUTSIDE
580
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,200
Saved us, though, didn't I?
581
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,190
I did something right for once.
582
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,230
Yeah.
583
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:56,640
And at least we had
a sacrifice to Mum after all.
584
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:10,120
What d'you want?
585
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,080
Mum...
Mum?
586
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,400
We have a question
for you.
587
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:20,960
What d'you want?
588
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,760
Where did you hide
all the money?
589
00:28:24,305 --> 00:29:24,915
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