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Original subtitles

A NETFLIX SERIES

Are you sure you still want to marry this asshole standing next to you?

There's still some time left.

I love you. So much. The love of my life.

- Ah! - Ah!

What, what, what, what? What's wrong? Are... are they coming?

Honey?

Okay, okay, okay. Come sit down.

Wait, wait, wait. I think it's passing. Wait.

I'm fine, honestly. Don't worry.

- You all right? - No more scares, trust me. No more scares.

Fernando Mejía,

do you take Emma Castellanos to be your lawful wedded wife?

Beautiful.

I do.

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

Hooray for the bride and groom!

Always kiss me like that, okay?

I love you.

Mía and Mario,

your beautiful mother and I just got married to each other.

You hear?

Hey, we hear you.

I'll see you soon.

Love you.

Love you.

I love you.

Emma, the doctor's waiting for you.

♪ 'Cause all we gotta do ♪

♪ Is be fearless ♪

♪ All we gotta do is be fearless ♪

♪ Fearless ♪

♪ Fearless ♪

- Boo! - Oh fuck! You scared me.

Relax, I don't bite... just yet.

I know.

I wasn't expecting to see you like this.

- Like this? - Uh, uh, doing this well.

Yeah, yeah, doing great.

The tranquilizers are really doing wonders for me.

I might use Pentothal instead of using make-up.

Hey, um...

So, why do you think they called me?

Perhaps they just wanted to make sure I don't go crazy when I see you.

So don't give me a reason.

Well, for starters, I would like to apologize to Nando.

I am sorry for what happened at school.

No need. I'm just happy that you're feeling better.

- Hmm. - Hmm.

Tell me about your relationship.

Oof. Let's see.

Well, we've virtually done everything together.

High school, most holidays, studying for exams...

Losing your virginity...

I guess I could've not mentioned that.

I was gonna say first communion, but, yes, that too, yes.

And who are Mía and Mario?

Mmm. No one.

Just those were just the names I've chosen in case we had children.

I thought about it during the separation.

What separation?

I... I... I suggested that we take some time.

Hmm.

And that's exactly when Isa talked him into getting down on one knee.

Isa is... Well,

was... was my friend.

You still together?

Mmm...

And this was the first time you cheated on her with her best friend?

Mmm... Uh... Um...

The weekend in

the holiday cottage.

So, when you flew away to the United States, it...

it wasn't about forgetting me, it was to forget Isa.

I... I was still thinking about you.

Isa and I, we really felt terrible.

Yes, of course. So terrible that you decided

that it would probably be a good idea to propose to me, right?

So you could feel better.

Of course. Now I'm good. I understand it all.

Forgive me, Emma.

Uh, I... I was scared, and I kinda fucked up, okay?

- No, you fucked up big time. - I'm sorry. I'm such an idiot.

- No, idiot doesn't begin to describe you. - But, Emma, I love you so much. I'm sorry.

I'm so...

♪ I am by his side ♪

♪ I know that it's not right ♪

♪ Feel the weight Of a thousand days gone by... ♪

I do.

♪ And if you ask me now ♪

♪ How it all worked out ♪

♪ I'd say I'm happy ♪

♪ But you'd see through my lie... ♪

♪ I know we had everything and more ♪

♪ I didn't mean to let you down ♪

♪ With everything that came between us ♪

♪ And everything I'm living now ♪

♪ Can never come close to what we had ♪

♪ I wish that I could put it out ♪

♪ But your love, it just won't leave me ♪

♪ Don't tell me you've moved on ♪

♪ You'll always be the one ♪

♪ You'll always be the one ♪

Wasn't it the Hindus who once said that fire purifies the soul?

Yes.

Yes, yes, uh, you're right, yes.

Sweetie...

Hello?

Hello. Emma Castellanos, please?

This is her.

Hi, I'm Rubén Mayer from room 407. From the clinic.

I think we should meet.

We have something in common.

What are you saying to me?

What happened to you.

I traveled through time too.

Pfft. Yeah, and I'm Lola Flores.

Emma!

- My boss is coming. - No, no, no, don't.

Hmm.

His name is Rubén.

His girlfriend passed away in an accident, and he's really upset.

But is he dangerous?

No, no. They've told me he's a quiet person.

He's obsessed with this crazy blood moon.

Just like Emma.

For now, it's best not to tell her anything.

Yes, of course. I know.

Don't drink too much, hon.

They've been stuck to me like glue all day.

Lucky you!

Listen, why don't you call the clinic and ask them who's in room 407?

I did already, and they said the room's empty.

- That's weird. - Mmm.

Hmm.

Holy shit. Can those two go somewhere else?

- How are you? - Fine, you?

- Great, and you? - Great.

Cute outfit.

I'm so happy you're feeling better, Emma. Nando told me you're fully recovered now.

Hmm. Well, yes, I am.

And he's also told me about a lot of things.

About everything, actually.

I don't know.

Uh...

Um...

I'm so sorry, Emma, I...

But why are you sorry?

Huh? What'd ya do? You break us up? Ah...

All right, let's take a step back.

Emma, please. Let's not start with that, huh?

- Guys, this is a celebration, right? - Sure, sure.

Right.

Are you together?

- Uh... - Yes, why?

Emma...

Well, um, mmm, I'd better be going. I've had a very long day.

- No, there's no reason to go. - No, It's all good.

We'll talk later, honey. Mwah!

- Hmm. - Later.

All right.

I know it hurts now, sweetie, but you'll see.

You'll forget Nando soon enough.

Listen to me. You did the right thing rejecting him.

You never told me if you liked him.

I don't dislike the guy,

but he clearly doesn't deserve to be with you.

I know. Better to realize now and not ten years down the road, right?

Of course, darling. Yes.

My God, I'm an idiot.

Don't you dare say that, huh? Don't even joke.

Emma, you have your whole life ahead of you.

Hmm?

What Emma needs now is peace and quiet so she can focus.

You're getting so close to your graduation.

- Ah, yes. - Yes.

Hey! We're free at last!

I'm ready, baby!

Uh-huh! We're free at last!

ADVERTISING & PR GRADUATION CLASS OF 2009

We're going to have a drink tonight?

- Yes. - You're paying!

- Leave me alone. Unbelievable. - Ignore them.

Isa, I have room in my car.

- What? - Um, you tell her.

- I spoke to Castro. - Ah!

He'll let you finish the classes you haven't completed over the summer.

I'd love to, but with the babies, it'll be way too hard.

No, Emma, please. You have to try.

Listen, I'll help you with whatever. The exams and everything.

Of course, silly. Huh? Huh?

Hey, a photo.

- Where should we put them? - Here.

All right, good-looking people to the rear, okay?

Even better, cover your faces. I don't want you to upstage me.

Will you hand me the diploma? Thanks.

Listen. Hey, Britney? Britney, please.

Squeeze in, please.

Uh, we just graduated. Hurry up, this is ready.

- Are you ready? - They're ready.

All right, here I come.

Britney!

ADVERTISING & PR GRADUATION CLASS OF 2009

- Nice job, man. - We made it!

Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.

- Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes! - Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Ah!

- Hey, we're free at last. - Yes.

Free at last. Free at last. Free at last. Free at last.

Hey, we're gonna have a drink tonight.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Hell yeah. Of course we are.

You're paying.

- Yeah, right. I paid last time. - You never pay for anything.

- No. And you owe me money. - Leave me alone. Unbelievable.

- Hey, ooh. - So, you gonna tell her?

Ooh!

- I've talked to Castro... - Careful.

...he's delighted with your grades and he says you should do a Ph.D. Boom!

Yeah, but I'd rather start my own business.

What the hell are you saying, Emma?

By the way, have you seen Nando?

- Nando? No. - No.

Ah, photo. Photo.

- No. - Photo, you guys.

- Photo. Come here. - Photo, photo, photo, photo.

Let me see.

- Ah! - Good-looking people to the rear, okay?

Even better, cover your faces. I don't want you to upstage me.

- Come here. - I'm coming.

Hurry, hurry, hurry.

- Come on, come on. - Come here.

Here we go.

Oh shit!

What?

- Oh my God, oh my God. - Oh my gosh.

- Come on, let's go. - Oh shit.

But...

Ooh dear.

It must be a joke.

- Is this for real? - No, no, it's a joke.

This could be the best thing for you.

My parents have been together for 40 years,

- and let me tell you one thing... - Oh!

...if they can make it,

I'm confident we can too.

Um, how original.

You could've at least switched it up a little.

I want to live my life with you. I'll be the happiest man on Earth.

Of course, my love.

- Yes. Of course it's a yes. - Yes, yes, yes?

Yes!

Of course it's a yes.

Whoo-hoo. Well done. Well said.

To the bride and to the groom, huh?

- Emma, just go over there. - Oh. Yeah.

- Come on. - Let's go.

What a shame.

You missed an opportunity.

Actually, I think I really dodged a bullet.

He'll prefer Isa. She's much easier to manage.

I'm amazed you're this calm with your best friend marrying your ex.

I don't see why it should bother me, really.

- Hmm? - No.

Ah!

You don't know yet.

Deme, my love, haven't you told them?

- Huh? - You haven't told them?

- About what? - Baby.

Listen, Deme and I are engaged too.

Huh?

Huh? What?

Deme...

Mwah!

Emma. Uh, you, uh... You two are getting married?

- Yeah, it's true. Yeah. - Of course.

Last night I popped the question and...

Hey, move it, pal. Go see if they have everything they need.

Andrés.

Listen, I'm sorry. I... I... I don't know what happened.

I lost my mind and said it without thinking.

I'm really, really sorry.

Doll, babe, I'm so sorry. I played along with her, now I feel awful.

Yeah.

And how long do you two plan to keep up this charade?

- Patience. We'll to talk to his parents... - Yeah, that's it.

...and we just need a little more time.

Here they are, the couple of the evening.

So, aren't you going to have a dance?

Um, I mean...

- Yeah, soon. - Soon, when we've calmed down.

- You are such a good friend. - Yeah.

You knew, but you didn't say anything.

Yes. Yes, I am a very good friend.

What do you think of the wine, huh?

A wonderful winery. I chose it myself.

- A toast to the beautiful bride to be. - Oh, what a charmer.

Cheers.

Thank you!

- Salute! - Cheers.

Whoo!

- Hey, what's up? - Hey!

Where were you? Huh?

It's my wife-to-be's fault.

She has more dresses than Lady Gaga, and it took her a little while to choose.

- But was it worth the wait? - Oh yeah. Excuse me?

- You look beautiful, honey. - You know how it is.

More beautiful than ever.

I couldn't be happier, you guys.

I mean, I still can't believe Nando proposed.

Yes, super happy. Yes, yes, I'm very excited.

I had no idea. I didn't see it coming. It was a total surprise.

I love your dress.

- Do you like it? It's new, yeah. Mmm! - My cousin has the same one.

Yeah, I was...

Sorry, sorry.

No, Miguel! What a mess! What did I tell you, Miguel?

Watch where you're going.

All right, go on. It's fine, huh? It's all fine.

Keep the party going.

Listen, all drinks are on me tonight.

Listen, are you sure? It'll cost a fortune.

It's no big deal. It's a very important day.

Congrats on your engagement.

- Thanks so much, Alfredo. - You're welcome. You deserve it, darling.

What?

- What's going on with him? He rob a bank? - He's just being nice.

- Yes, yes. - Do you need anything, sweetie?

Um...

No. I don't think that the wine is agreeing with me.

I'm gonna go to the bathroom, okay?

- We're here if you need us, okay? - Okay, okay.

Isa, do you want something to drink?

Yes, please. I'll have one.

Love you.

Emma, control yourself. This is getting out of hand.

What's up? Alfredo?

- Huh? - What are you doing? What are you doing?

- Oh yes. I... I didn't realize. - But...

Well, look, kid, since you're here, I have to tell you about something big.

Oh, this is really great. More stories.

Please get out of here. Now, or I'll pepper spray you.

No, keep cool.

Emma, look at me. Look at me.

Your... your secret.

What?

The same thing

has happened to us both.

Eh...

What?

Fucking hell. Uh, how can I explain this to you?

How... how do you think I make so much money gambling, huh?

Because I know the results. How else?

Or maybe it's just luck.

No, it's not luck or... I swear, it's... I swear, it's... Okay.

Listen to me.

I know Barça is going to win the Spanish championship next year.

So?

Okay, you're right. Uh...

I need to come in.

Oh my God. How can I explain this?

- Hmm. - Emma. Emma, I know.

Listen to me, listen to me.

Spain will win the World Cup in South Africa

with a goal from Iniesta in overtime.

Listen to me.

- Fuck you. You left me alone. - Hey, calm down.

- Let's go, take care of the cars, please. - Calm down, man.

Everything okay, kid?

I'll park it for you.

Oh! I'm sorry, Alfredo. Sorry, sorry.

What's going on here?

What are you doing? Go park the cars.

- My eye. It's all better. - What eye?

- No eye patch. - What eye patch?

My God. What in God's name?

What's today's date? Tell me.

- Go and park the car! - What's the date? The year?

It's 2008.

- No way? - Yes, 2008.

No way!

I've fucking traveled through time!

Traveled back ten years

all because we happened to be at the same place at the time of the eclipse?

That's right.

I don't believe it.

Seems impossible, seems impossible.

Man! And here I thought I was the only one.

All right, Deme.

It's one thing to put up with this,

but it's another thing gloating around in front of your parents.

I won't, I won't. No more gloating. I promise.

- Hmm? - Trust me.

Deme.

Hey, Deme.

Deme.

Listen to me.

I want you to know there's no hard feelings.

And I want you to be very happy with Emma, okay?

- Thank you very much. - Honest, honest.

- Here's a toast to our wives! - Hey, guys. Guys. Um...

Alfredo and Emma are making out in the bathroom.

What the hell?

You're kidding, right? That's impossible.

Emma...

It's not.

It's not impossible because he's stealing your woman.

Shh!

Fuckin'...

♪ Girl, I wanna do it! Don't you wanna do it? ♪

So the sky was red.

As red as a red tomato.

Very red, period. And then you arrived in your car and...

Okay, but all this was because of the blood moon?

That's what I'm telling you.

There were others in the street. This must've happened to somebody else.

- Yes. - Yes.

I was also there that evening.

Laura Alvarado has had an accident.

What's going on?

Hello?

Go park the cars.

Hello?

- It's all better. - What eye?

What's today's date?

- Go park the car. - What's the date? The year?

- It's 2008. - No way!

Yes!

What's the problem?

Are you all right?

Hey.

Hey, you all right?

What happened?

Are you high or what?

Do you feel sick?

Rubén Maier. I was in Room 407.

Uh, I called you on the phone.

About that... Uh, I'm sorry.

After I got out, I wasn't feeling all that great.

I understand.

Uh...

Uh, is there something wrong, sweetie?

No, no. We were just talking.

Um, this is a friend of mine, Rubén Maier.

Ah, Cayetano.

Nice to meet you, sir.

I'm... your daughter's business partner.

- Uh, business partner? - Yes.

Well, if she accepts, of course.

Yes, we asked her to work with us.

Yeah, well, uh, we have a project we're doing together.

Oh yeah.

Ah, that's what was going on in the bathroom, huh?

- No. Well, yes. I mean... - You care?

Oh no, no.

Me? I don't care, but your fiancé, huh?

Uh, you're engaged?

Yeah. Well, it's a long story. I'll explain later.

Well, it's not that long of a story.

Let me see, let me see. And... and what's the job about?

Innovation.

Have you heard of social media?

That is why at Connect Moon we plan to become the leading company

in a sector where innovative ideas are what matter.

Yes. We will provide strategic consulting services

to companies in the technology sector or other areas such as media,

music companies, film studios, automotive, fashion companies...

Sports.

Um...

We have good plans, for, uh...

Um, sports plans. Lots of sports.

- Yes. - Ba... basically...

Yes. Well, what my partner's trying to say is that we'll operate in all sectors.

But, well, we won't bore you any longer with this,

and we're going to move on to what's really important, right?

That's it, that's it. Let the party begin.

Ask for anything you want. It's on us.

That's right. Thank you.

Oh, honey, I'm totally speechless.

I don't really get what you're gonna do... but it sounds fantastic.

We are so proud of you, sweetie.

Thank you. Let's see how everything goes now.

- It'll be great, I'm sure. - Yeah.

- I'll be right back. - Of course.

♪ All day long I think of you... ♪

Hey.

Hey.

Listen, Andrés.

Thank you so much for your patience with this Deme thing. You're a star.

Well, yes, I am.

I guess I'm earning a spot in Heaven.

Yeah.

But, uh, well...

Congratulations, hmm?

Amazing party.

My love.

It looks like you won everyone over.

Yeah.

- Congratulations. - Thank you very much.

For a second there, I was worried about it.

- Our partner. - Yeah.

You handled it really well.

I'm very lucky to have met you.

No, no.

The lucky one between us is me.

♪ All day long I think of you ♪

Where did this guy come from?

You think the hot guy is gonna steal Emma?

Well, I'll tell you one thing.

It looks like there's a possibility.

Seriously, Andrés. I find it very strange that his friends or family aren't here.

This straight version of you is kinda paranoid.

This is going to be awesome.

I mean, Connect Moon is going to be an international reference, right?

Do you mind if I steal my partner for a moment?

- Yeah, sure. - Bye.

- Okay, bye. - See you later.

Alfredo, let's take it easy on the champagne.

Don't screw this up for us, all right?

Don't worry, kid. Everything's under control.

- Ah. - My lips are sealed.

- You sure? - Yes.

And now I'm off to go and butter up the journalists with ham.

Fine.

Hello.

Hmm.

Listen, I don't know how you've done it, but congratulations, huh?

You've managed to start your own business in record time. Amazing.

- Thank you. - Hmm.

- Don't you worry. - Hey, Nando.

Wow. More controlling than Big Brother.

- Congratulations. I'm very happy for you. - Thanks.

I hope it goes really well.

One thing I don't understand, though,

is why you've decided to partner with Alfredo.

Right, Nando?

"And sports and lots of sports..."

I don't know if he'd be in charge of the football pools or what...

You wouldn't get it even if I drew you a map.

But, hey, don't worry, you'll get it eventually.

- But I'll give you a piece of advice. - Hmm?

You should set up an agency.

Yes, because the demand will grow,

and if you're specialized, it can go really well.

In fact, you can call it Seek Fortune.

It inspires confidence. And you might also attract an international audience.

You're welcome, huh? I'll send you an invoice by email.

Mmm.

Ladies. Gentlemen. Let's take this moment now to celebrate.

For Connect Moon.

- Cheers! - Cheers!

♪ You got that, you got that ♪

♪ You got that, you got that ♪

♪ You got that, you got that ♪

♪ You got that supersonic pose ♪

♪ Make the drum go bang bang Go bang bang ♪

♪ Go bang bang, girl Make the drum go bang bang ♪

♪ Go bang bang Go bang bang, girl ♪

♪ You got that, you got that ♪

♪ You got that, you got that ♪

♪ You got that, you got that ♪

♪ You got that supersonic pose ♪

♪ You got that, you got that ♪

♪ You got that, you got that ♪

♪ You got that, you got that ♪

♪ You got that supersonic pose ♪

♪ You got that bad-girl pose ♪

♪ You got that swagger, girl ♪

- ♪ You got that supersonic ♪ - ♪ Freeze ♪

♪ Back up, then do a twirl ♪

♪ You got that freak unique ♪

♪ You got that hella style ♪

- ♪ You got that supersonic ♪ - ♪ Damn ♪

♪ Drop down, girl, get buck wild ♪

♪ You got that, you got that ♪

♪ You got that, you got that ♪

♪ You got that, you got that ♪

♪ You got that supersonic pose ♪

♪ You got that, you got that ♪

♪ You got that, you got that ♪

♪ You got that, you got that ♪

♪ You got that supersonic pose ♪

♪ Make the drum go bang bang Go bang bang ♪

♪ Go bang bang, girl Make the drum go bang bang ♪

♪ Go bang bang Go bang bang, girl ♪

♪ You got that bad-girl pose ♪

♪ You got that swagger, girl ♪

- ♪ You got that supersonic ♪ - ♪ Freeze ♪

♪ Back up, then do a twirl ♪

♪ You got that freak unique ♪

♪ You got that hella style ♪

- ♪ You got that supersonic ♪ - ♪ Damn ♪

♪ Drop down, girl, get buck wild ♪

♪ You got that, you got that ♪

♪ You got that, you got that ♪

♪ You got that, you got that ♪

♪ You got that supersonic pose ♪

♪ You got that, you got that ♪

♪ You got that, you got that ♪

♪ You got that, you got that ♪

♪ You got that supersonic pose ♪

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