All language subtitles for Grand Crew s02e07 Wine & Honors.eng

Hey, yo,
is everything OK with Fay?

Well, that doesn't seem good.

That seems pretty good.

OK, I'm even more lost.

Yeah, his form is trash.

Can't believe he really
shoots like that.

I got the champagne
you ordered, Sherm.

- Sorry about the wait.
- Oh, it's all good.

Hey, question:

What the hell were you
and Amir talking about?

- Yeah.
- Oh, nothing.

- Just talking shop.
- Wait a minute.

Sherm, why are you
poppin' bottles?

- It's only Tuesday.
- Why not?

It's Saturday somewhere.

It's definitely not.

Saturday is a state of mind.

Plus, I bought this
bottle because our boy Anthony

is receiving UCLA's Young
Alumnus of the Year award.

- both: Ohh!
- Ooh!

Amazing.

Thanks, y'all.
It's not that big of a deal.

Nah, it is.

I guess I'm the man!

To Anthony's greatness, huh?

Clang, clang.

all: Clang, clang.

Ooh. Are you gonna get
one of those big checks

like Publishers
Clearing House?

No. Why would I get one of
those for an academic award?

I don't know.
Thought maybe you'd get one.

It doesn't matter.
Anthony's a legend.

Clang, clang.
all: Clang, clang!

All right, all right.

Enough about me.

Anything new going
on with y'all?

I guess.

I'm having a yard sale.

Boring!
Back to cheersing Anthony!

Clang, clang!
all: Clang, clang!

Whoop, whoop

Cabernet and sauvignon

Team is here
and now it's on

Carry on and Carignan,
sippin' on Perignon

Fine wine,
got notes like a cello

Pull up in the spot
like hello

If you got me,
then I got you

This is the vibe,
this is the crew

Grand crew, grand crew, uh

Grand crew, grand crew,
grand crew, uh

Grand crew

- Oh!
- Oh, Rich.

- That boy clean!
- I call this one tux-matic.

Nice.
It's a great look.

- How you feelin', bro?
- [sighs] Crazy.

I can't believe I'm gonna
be honored in front of

all these UCLA greats.

Well, I can, because
you're an animal.

You're a beast.
You got that--

- you got that dog in you.
- [barking]

[both barking]

OK. I see why it is
in hype man mode.

Hey, when one of us eats,
we all eat.

Yay, yay!
all: Yay, yay!

But what about
your hype girl?

Oh, yeah. Why did you invite
Sherm instead of Fay?

That doesn't make sense.
No disrespect, Sherm.

None taken. Why the hell
am I your plus one?

This is a black tie event,
and, you know,

Fay and I are casual.

You can't be casual
at a black tie event.

Right. The dress code
doesn't match the dating vibes.

Exactly.

But it's all good.

I got my speech ready.

- I got my boys.
- Hey.

- I'm locked in.
- Ahh! Yes, let's go!

Yup, too much.
I heard it.

But we should go because
we're gonna be late.

Oh, crap.

I'll give you five for this.

OK. Thanks.

Five bucks?
What the hell?

Yeah, I just wanna
get rid of it.

That's the point
of the yard sale.

Well, see, you're lucky
I'm here.

I'll help you sell
all this stuff

and make out like a bandit.

But it's all old junk.

Everything is just junk

until you give it a good story.

Watch and learn.

Ooh, this trash can
was used as a drum

in the original
production of "Stomp."

Really?
I'll take it.

See her over there?
She's selling these chairs

to raise money for her uncle.

He can't sit anymore.

He lost his buttocks
in the war.

Poor guy.
We'll take them.

How much?

Michael Jordan used this
towel to wipe the sweat

off his head at the flu game.

* Money bag, money bag,
money bag, uh

♪ Money bag, money bag,
money bag

- * He can tell from the front
- Ahh!

♪ I got it behind me

♪ And I park my Bentley truck
on my Versace driveway

Seth Rogen made
this couch by hand?

both: Yep.

And it's a functional bong.

* Money bag, money bag,
money bag

♪ Sideways, sideways,
sideways

♪

Feels good to be back, fellas.

For real.

Oh, snap.

It's Reggie Hilgard.

He won this award last year.

Oh, man, there he is.

Reggie, my dude.

You remember Wyatt and Noah?

Oh, and this is the homie, Sherm.

What's up, fellas?

It's been a while, man. Seems
like everything's going great.

Hey, you know, try my best.

- How you been?
- Good, just working

on my second startup.

Sold the first,
and I'm partnering

with Barack and Michelle on
a healthy cereal for kids.

It's called Obam-O's.

- Dang!
- Wow.

- Staying busy.
- Clearly.

You're on fire.

You're too kind.

Hey, big congrats.

I'm excited to introduce
you tonight for your award.

I appreciate that.

Hey, you know,
you did this last year.

Got any advice for me?

Nah, you'll be fine, bro.

Just don't quote
the dictionary.

The dude who won this
before me crashed and burned

doing that mess.

I actually think that
he was a weak candidate,

you know,
a bit of a lightweight, so--

Oh, I gotta make the rounds.

- Later, guys.
- [chuckles]

Dang.
Such a cool dude still.

Yeah.

What's wrong?

"Google defines success
as the accomplishment

of an aim or purpose."

Well, damn.

I can't go out there
and give this speech.

I'll embarrass myself

- in front of all these people.
- Relax.

It's not that many people.

Damn, it's a lot
of people out there! Whoo!

You know how hard it was
for me to get this cheese?

What? What's wrong?

Oh, y'all wanted some cheese?

OK, you can each
have one piece.

I only have 35.

You deserve this award.

And the speech will be fine.

If you don't wanna say
the words you prepared,

just go up there
and speak from the heart.

Go say stupid stuff
to someone else, Noah.

I have a speech
to figure out.

♪

That was incredible.

Who knew lying can
be such an art form?

That's right. Every fib
is like a paint stroke.

This is my greatest work yet.

Also, did we just sell all of
your living room furniture?

Yeah, because
it's all old stuff.

You're sweating.

You sweat when you lie.

Are you keeping
something from me?

No. No.

This is just residual sweat

from lying to people
all day long.

Right. OK.

Hey, did you see
a small, wooden trunk

lying around anywhere?

Oh, a little guy
with gold latches?

Yeah, I think we sold
that to somebody.

- Oh, shoot.
- What?

That had our special bottle
of cab franc inside of it.

The expensive one
we got at the vineyard.

- Who did you sell it to?
- I don't know.

We saw so many people today,
I'm having trouble remembering.

OK, OK.
Let's just think about

everyone who bought something today.

- OK.
- Was it the guy in the scrubs?

No. He bought your shoes.
He sniffed them.

- Creep.
- Oh.

Was it the lady
with the three dogs?

No.

I sold her your
laundry baskets,

and she kissed her dogs
right on her mouth.

It was kind of, like, intense.

Creep.
Oh, my God,

was it the guy
with the crystal necklace?

Right, right! You mean the
guy with the dragon tattoo.

Yes, and guess what.

He paid with Venmo!

OK.

His name is Steven.

I got his location, boom.

Looks like he has
a thrift store in Torrance.

How'd you find
that out so fast?

Venmo, Instagram, Google,

his mom's very political,
Twitter, geo tags--

Listen, nobody is safe.

Come on, let's go.

♪

What's going on here?

Oh, they're having
some charity auction.

People are bidding
for the opportunity

to have dinner tonight with
some guy named Zeb Jenkins.

Zwhat?
Zeb Jenkins?

The Zeb Jenkins?

Oh, yeah, I've heard of him.

The business mogul, right?

He was here
for half a semester

and the school
still claims him.

That's how they always do.

A dinner with Zeb Jenkins
would change my life.

He's your favorite CEO's
favorite CEO.

International business
man of mystery.

I gotta have that dinner.

All right. We're gonna
start the bidding at $1,000.

Do I hear $1,000? $1,000.

- Thank you, sir.
- No offense, Sherm,

but you are too broke for this.

Damn.
Truth hurts.

$1,500.
Do I hear $2,000?

$2,000?
$2,000. Thank you, ma'am.

Do I hear $3,000?

$10,000.

- Ooh.
- Oh, no.

Hold up.

$15,000.

Yo.

Bro, what the [bleep]?

Well, we have got
ourselves an auction.

$15,000.

Do I hear $15,500? $15,500?

$20,000.

$30,000.

Stop, please.

$40,000.

$60,000.

Why would you skip $50,000?

You know they're going to
make you pay for this, right?

$75,000.

Sherm, give me
that damn paddle.

$100,000.

[crowd murmuring]

$100,000.

$100,000, going once.

$100,000 going twice.

Uh-oh.

$200,000.
[crow clamoring]

Going once, going twice.

[bangs gavel]
Sold, $200,000.

Thank you very much, sir.

What the hell was that?

Me executing my plan
to perfection.

Zeb is famously introverted.

He'd never agreed to a dinner
with a random person.

But that guy
is clearly a plant,

and I just got his attention.

Plant or not,
you were this close

to owing UCLA as much as I do.

Congrats on avoiding
financial ruin.

Yeah.

♪

- Ooh, there it is.
- Can I help you?

- Ooh!
- Oh, you guys.

Hi.
OK, so something happened.

We sold you this chest,
but it wasn't for sale.

We'll give you back
your 60 bucks.

- 60 bucks?
- Mm-hmm.

I'm selling it for
way more than 60 bucks.

You told me yourself this
chest was a prop in all five

of "The Pirates of
the Caribbean" movies.

That's what you said.
Didn't you?

Don't act like you don't
know what we're doing.

- You're a salesman.
- Oh, I know.

It was the old fib and flip.

But either way,
it's gonna cost you, um,

$2,000.

- What in Rhianna's name?
- Are you crazy?

I know sentimental
value when I see it.

That is so much
freaking money, but--

Fine, $2,000.
[sighs]

- [register dings]
- There. I Venmoed you.

Whoa, Nicky,
you gotta slow down.

- Great. Here you go.
- Thanks.

You can't put a price
on our friendship.

And even if we did, it would
be way more than $2,000.

Aww.

- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.

- Hey! What the hell!
- Hey!

Where's the bottle?

Give us back our money.

Oh, I sold that bottle.

Sorry, no refunds.

- Thief!
- Don't act like

you and I are so different.

We're cut from the same cloth, lady.

Who'd you sell
that bottle to?

- Yeah.
- My brother.

He owns a dive bar a couple
of blocks north of here.

God, he's gonna sell
that expensive-ass bottle

in a dusty-ass dive bar.

Let's go, Fay.

Suck on that!
[glass shatters]

Run!

So, let's get us
some speeches

that will hopefully trick
people into believing

that I deserve this award.

Or you might not need to
trick anyone if you just

speak from the old ticker.

What are you, 80?

[scoffs]
I'm not doing your thing.

He said it weird,
but I'm starting

- to think Noah might be right.
- Yeah.

You're the VP of
one of the largest

accounting firms in L.A.

And you do all that
volunteer work with kids.

You are one of the most
successful people that we know.

That's because y'all
don't know nobody.

Sorry.
I'm stressed out.

Can I please run
these speeches by you?

I need to make an impression.

- OK, yeah.
- OK.

Any accountant out there
wanna be an accountant,

wanna stay a star,

don't wanna worry
about they boss

all up in they spreadsheets,

all up in they calculations?

Suge from
the "Source Awards."

Don't do this.

And I said, clam chowder!

Boo!

Now, now, now, now, now,
look to your neighbor,

and say, neighbor!

- Neighbor!
- I believe in you!

Amen, Amen.

But don't do that.

- None of this is working?
- I mean,

just make a couple of tweaks.

- Hello, sir.
- Ah!

Please follow me.

For real?
Is it Zeb?

Was I right?

[laughs]

It was Zeb.

I was right.

[hip-hop music]

Please sign this NDA.

A non-disclosure agreement
to enter a janitor's closet?

OK.

So there's the man
who gave my assistant

a run for his money.

Or should I say, my money?

Oh, nice to meet you, Zeb.

It is an honor.

- Man, this is a wild setup.
- Thank you.

Would you like to
join me for dinner?

Nah, I'm good. [laughs]

What? Of course.
[both laugh]

All right. Hello.
My name is Damion.

I'll be your sommelier
this evening.

So, to begin, I have us
starting with a 2001

Podere Caberlot from Tuscany.

Ooh, a Caberlot.
That is a rare-ass wine.

- Yeah.
- Only one estate in the world

- carries that varietal.
- Ah.

- You know your wines, man.
- I dabble. [laughs]

- Cheers.
- Cheers, man.

Yeah.

Oh. Mmm.

Ooh, that is damn good.

I'm glad you like it.

I gave the same bottle
to Pharrell Williams

for his 75th birthday.

Pharrell Williams
actually 75 years old?

- Mm-hmm.
- You know, he is

holding up well.

Man, thank you so much
for this opportunity.

Ah, of course, man.

You know, I didn't wanna
have dinner with just anybody.

But I gotta say,
you impress me.

Whew, it's good to hear you
say that

because if I had have
won that auction,

I would've had
to fake my own death.

[laughs] Oh.

- You OK?
- Uh, yeah, I'll be fine.

I just got back from outer
space, just gravity sickness.

Damn!

What's it like in outer space?

I don't know how to
describe it,

other than to say
it's just very...

- sexual.
- Mm.

Yeah.
The Earth is just, like,

this big, blue ball,
waiting to--

Ah--I think I got it.
[chuckles]

Hey, Zeb, would you be
willing to take a look

at some of my business ideas?

I'm trying to find a new path,
and I know you could help me.

Yeah.
I suppose I could take a look.

Oh, man.

There you go.

Ugh, this place is sketchy.

Yeah, and they clearly
don't check IDs here.

Oh, hey, you're
Steve's brother.

Yeah, Kervin.
Who wants to know?

We do. He sold you a bottle
of wine, and we need it back.

- I'll sell it to you.
- Oh.

- For $3,000.
- Oh, come on!

- What?
- Seems pretty important

to you,
take it or leave it.

Wait. What if I drink you
under the table?

[chuckles] Excuse me?

I mean, if you're scared,
just say so.

You wish!
I accept.

Shot for shot.

But if I win, I get my $3,000.

You don't need to do this.

- Deal.
- [pouring drinks]

- Nicky.
- It's on.

[laughs] Yes.

Ooh.

[distorted voice]
Ohh. Ah.

What the [bleep] is in this?

Jalapeno absinthe.

OK, we're doing it.

Oh, God.

[groaning]

Damion, you done hit us
with another banger, man.

What is this, cab sauv?
French?

That's a good catch, man.

This is actually a 2010
Chateau Lafite Rothschild.

Ooh. Oui, oui,
my dude.

- Yes. [laughs]
- I'm glad

- you're enjoying yourself.
- Oh, I definitely am.

Hey, so what you think about
those business ideas?

There's a lot of
good stuff in here.

- I'd like to use them.
- Wait. Really?

Yeah.

Oh, this is amazing.

Partnering with you is a dream.

Oh, no, that's
not what I'm saying.

I'm gonna take your ideas.
They're mine now.

What?
What you talking about?

Well, you know how these
are your ideas before?

- Yeah.
- They're mine now.

You can't do that to me, man.
I'll put you on blast.

I'll let everybody know
you stole my stuff.

No, but you can't do that.
You signed an NDA.

And in that NDA, you handed
over rights to all ideas

discussed at this dinner.

[sighs] The hell?

First rule of business:

Don't let anyone
steal your ideas.

- That's the first rule?
- Yes.

Come on, man.

Pleasure meeting you, Sherman.

Sherman?

Only my mama calls me Sherman.

You're not my mama.

Bro, where have you been?

For a second there, we
thought you were skipping out.

No, I'm good.

There's this woman here
who's a speechwriter.

I paid her for one
of her old speeches.

Let me see it.

- Have you read this?
- I skimmed it. Why?

Because the first line is,
"As a strong Black woman."

It's fine.
I'll make adjustments up there.

You know, it's not too late
to just speak from your--

Heart?
I'm good.

This isn't a rom com.

Yo.

How was dinner with Zeb?

- Zeb was trash.
- Really?

They should be auctioning
off a dinner with you.

How could that
possibly be true?

Well, I signed an NDA,
so thankfully,

I can't talk about it.

[groaning]

This tastes like spicy tires.

- Give up?
- No.

I never give up.
[retches]

OK.
OK, that's enough.

She's done.

Sorry.

I did not do good today.

- Pay up.
- All right.

- Give me my purse.
- Wait, Nicky, no.

What?

Look, I've lived in four
different countries.

I've been married,
I've been divorced,

I've lived in silence
in a Buddhist monastery.

Wait, what?

This bottle of wine is
not just any bottle of wine.

It's a symbol of
our friendship.

And I need it so that we can
drink it together

before I, um--

Nicky, I'm moving back
to New York.

I didn't know how
or when to tell you,

and I felt awful
lying to you all day.

So please, if you can find it
in your heart to give us back

this bottle, I want us
to drink it together

before I leave Los Angeles.

Just take it.
It's fine.

Damn, girl.

I taught you well.

My God, that part about leaving
Los Angeles was so good.

And those tears? Meryl who?

Wait.

You're not sweating.

'Cause it's not a lie.

I'm leaving.

What time is it?

all: Time to win!

We had fun last year.

But tonight's not about me.

I am so excited to introduce
this year's Young Alumnus

of the Year,
Mr. Anthony Holmes!

- [cheers and applause]
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Thank you, Reggie.

As a strong Black man,

I am excited
to accept this award.

To many people, I'm often seen
as nothing more than my full

breasts and hips and my lips.

- Oh, boy.
- Nope.

- Oh, boy.
- Damn, damn,

I'm sorry, y'all.

I spent most of the
night stressing out,

trying to figure out
the right words to say.

But I think I should just
speak from the old ticker.

He said it.

Look, I'll be honest.

I didn't think I deserved
this award because I was

comparing myself to my peers.

And I've been doing
that most of my life.

You see, when you're young,

success is just
an abstract destination.

You work towards the future,
but it could be hard to tell

when you've arrived.

But luckily, you don't have
to figure it out on your own

if you have the right people
around you.

Look, I've done some things
that I am really proud of.

I'm the first
Black Vice President

- of Joseph & Philips.
- Hey, now.

- Tell 'em.
- Yep.

I started a mentorship program

for Black and Brown kids

to help with
financial literacy.

And I hit a home run at
the company baseball game.

You know he did, baby.
[laughter]

No, wait, hold on,
I'm not playing.

I mean, I whopped that thing.

It's outta here!
[laughter]

But seriously,

I am incredibly grateful
for this honor.

In a world where success is
just an abstract destination,

it's nice to feel like
I finally arrived.

[cheers and applause]

Yay, yay!

So wait, you're leaving?

Like, for real, for real?

For real, for real.

Amir's opening up
a new bar in New York,

and asked me to manage it.

It just seems like
a really amazing opportunity.

I mean, I guess
it makes sense.

We sold all of your belongings.

And now we know what
you and Amir were

talking about the other day.

I mean, I'm so
excited she said yes.

I guess I could hop
on a plane for you.

Oh, thanks.

There'll always be
a spot on my couch for you.

Couch?

When I come, I want the bed.

That's fair.

- I'm gonna miss you.
- I'm gonna miss you.

[laughs]

Oh, there he is,
the man of the hour.

Yo, you killed that
speech, my guy.

Yeah, man, once you got
past all that breast stuff,

- you was rolling.
- For real.

Thanks. Honestly, I could
not have done this

- without y'all here with me.
- Like I said before,

when one of us eats,
we all eat.

Yay, yay!
all: Yay, yay!

Well, look, the night's still
young, so shall we mingle?

- Absolutely. Let's roll.
- Let's get it, yeah.

- Yo, Sherm.
- Hey, I'ma catch up

with y'all.
Hey. What's good, man?

It was a crazy night.

Hey, look, I'm sorry about
what happened with Zeb earlier.

Ah, man, it's all good.

I'll come up with new ideas.

At least I got to
drink wine like I was

- a part of the 1% tonight.
- [laughs] Yes, sir.

Hey, look, I actually wanted
to talk to you about that.

You got a great palate.

You ever thought about
becoming a sommelier?

- A sommelier?
- Yeah.

Nah, man, I mean,
I love drinking wine,

but I never thought
about going pro.

Plus that world feels
a little stuffy for me, man.

I'm a real grits and gravy
type of dude.

I feel that.

Well, look, you're a natural.

So if you ever change
your mind, give me a call.

Thanks, man.

[R&B music]

♪

[knocking]

Anthony.

Hey.

How was the ceremony?

It was cool.

Can I come in?

Sure.

And hold me close to you

So look, I know we've
been doing this casual thing

for a while now, but tonight
taught me that

I need to listen to my heart.

[sighs]

Fay, I want us to be together.

Wait. What happened to
all your stuff?

Anthony, I'm leaving.

Ya.

- Not a doctor.
- Shh.