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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:04,179 I've never been on tour before, 2 00:00:04,204 --> 00:00:06,415 so, you know, I didn't even know what to expect, 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:09,751 but I imagined it would feel like... 4 00:00:09,776 --> 00:00:12,321 freedom, you know? 5 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,423 Like, freedom from having to create every day. 6 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:18,727 Freedom from being a prisoner of my own ambition. 7 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:21,263 And I could just have one task every night: 8 00:00:21,288 --> 00:00:23,398 Perform my music. 9 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:25,134 But it's a lot different making these songs, 10 00:00:25,159 --> 00:00:27,269 like, in my studio by myself. 11 00:00:27,294 --> 00:00:29,238 I mean, every night I'm out there and I really do, like, 12 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:30,639 face the music, you know? 13 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:32,241 I'm seeing the crowd. 14 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:34,076 And I love my fans, I really do, 15 00:00:34,101 --> 00:00:37,112 but some of them are ruining it for the rest of them, 16 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:39,581 because we're at a time right now 17 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:42,317 where our country is, like, eating itself alive, 18 00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:44,419 and I'm up there making jokes 19 00:00:44,444 --> 00:00:47,523 that I don't even know if I find funny anymore. 20 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,625 A-And, like, on top of that, every moment 21 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:52,561 I'm, like, being filmed and scrutinized, 22 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,763 and, like, if I say the wrong thing onstage 23 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:58,000 or do the wrong thing, who knows what would happen? 24 00:00:58,025 --> 00:01:01,570 A-And I thought this tour was gonna be, like, me living, 25 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:05,274 but it really just feels like I'm surviving. 26 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:08,544 I need to rebrand 'cause I'm breaking down. 27 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:12,481 I just can't do it anymore. 28 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:16,151 So what are you saying? 29 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:18,412 He's saying he wants to cancel the rest of the tour. 30 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:23,984 Yeah. 31 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:31,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 32 00:01:39,166 --> 00:01:40,642 We'll be okay. 33 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:43,737 Think about Lincoln. 34 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:48,217 Everything that he went through. 35 00:01:48,242 --> 00:01:50,352 Stay strong mentally. 36 00:01:50,377 --> 00:01:52,254 'Cause we're gonna get through this as a unit. 37 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:55,290 Honestly, I just don't even know what this doc is anymore. 38 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:57,993 Like, it feels half-baked if we're stopping now. 39 00:01:58,018 --> 00:01:59,461 Look, life isn't all about content, okay? 40 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:02,030 Everything is content, dawg. 41 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:04,099 No, Gata, not everything is content. 42 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,968 I am not content. 43 00:02:05,993 --> 00:02:07,736 I'm not content. 44 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:10,372 How does Jack Harlow... 45 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:12,608 How does this guy's followers go up like this? 46 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,144 Comparison is the thief of joy. 47 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:18,147 None of those fucking phrasings today, okay? Those idioms? 48 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:20,682 They're ill-kempt. Do I need to wear this mic anymore, 49 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:22,351 - now that you're not interested in... - Who cares? 50 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:23,685 Come on, man. 51 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:25,621 Okay. 1:58, Dave. Let's go. We got to go. 52 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,356 - We got to get ready for this call. - The call's at 2:00. 53 00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:29,091 - I need the two minutes. - No, 'cause I need to connect 54 00:02:29,116 --> 00:02:30,726 to the Wi-Fi because there's no signal out here, Dave. 55 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:33,028 - Wi-Fi connects instantaneously. - So we need to be prepared. 56 00:02:33,053 --> 00:02:34,596 - 'Cause they're gonna call any minute now. - Look, just let me gather 57 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:36,365 - my whole... - I know you want to cancel your tour 58 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:37,233 for your mental health, and I'm here for you, okay? 59 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:38,267 Bieber did it last year. 60 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:39,501 It's not that big of a deal. 61 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:40,636 It's okay. I love you, all right? 62 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,371 - I'm doing this with you. - I know. 63 00:02:42,396 --> 00:02:43,672 I love you, too, I just feel so bad for all my fans 64 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:45,507 that bought tickets. I love my fans. 65 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:47,342 You can't feel bad for the fans. They're gonna get a full refund. 66 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:49,044 Plus, your fans would rather have you happy and healthy. 67 00:02:49,069 --> 00:02:50,412 - - I would hope so. - And look. 68 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:52,281 - And look. What did I say? - They're calling. 69 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:54,216 - And they're early. You're... - That's why I do what I do. 70 00:02:54,241 --> 00:02:57,519 - You're buttoned up. Hey. - Yo! You got Mike and Dave. 71 00:02:57,544 --> 00:02:59,087 - Both. - Yeah, it's Keith. 72 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:01,757 Oh, Keith. The big dog. 73 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,625 What do we owe this pleasure to you... uh... 74 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:05,027 - What's up? - Hi. 75 00:03:05,052 --> 00:03:06,595 Yeah, shut the fuck up. 76 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,363 What you idiots are proposing is outlandish. 77 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:09,998 Dave here. 78 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,967 So, look, I just want you to know that I really put 79 00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:14,203 a lot of thought into this decision to cancel the tour. 80 00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:15,737 It's not one I took lightly. 81 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:18,974 I don't know if you watch CNN these days, but, like... 82 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:20,442 the nation is so divided right now. 83 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:22,110 - Pretty toxic. - Yeah. 84 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:25,047 Again, shut the fuck up and listen to me. 85 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:26,515 You have been a thorn in this label's side 86 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,417 - since we signed you. - Yeah. 87 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:31,119 - "Jail"? - That's a good song still. 88 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:32,721 The shit in Korea? 89 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:34,423 Let's just keep this conversation 90 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:36,124 purely domestic, if possible. 91 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:38,293 If we start talking international issues, 92 00:03:38,318 --> 00:03:40,028 - we're just gonna be talking for hours. - Yeah. It's dirty. 93 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:43,098 You refused to promote your album at the VMAs. 94 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:45,667 You did a song with Gator? Fucking Gator? 95 00:03:45,692 --> 00:03:47,336 It's Gata. 96 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:48,971 Yeah, it's... Whoa! 97 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,372 Whoa! Whoa! 98 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:53,175 Sorry, folks. Engine's being frisky, okay? 99 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,743 Am I on speakerphone? Take me off. 100 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:57,279 No. Uh, sorry about that, Keith. 101 00:03:57,304 --> 00:04:00,215 Let me... Hold on, let me talk to you outside, Keith. 102 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,584 This is the most mismanaged operation I've ever seen. 103 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:04,386 You've recouped about 18 grand 104 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:07,389 out of a $400,000 advance, leaving... 105 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,291 - $382,000. - Right. 106 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:11,293 And you've breached contract more than enough times, 107 00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:13,295 so you will be hearing from our lawyers. 108 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,097 Whoa. You're gonna get litigious? 109 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:17,132 Yes, and to put it even more simply, 110 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:20,269 we just don't believe in this Lil Dicky shit anymore. 111 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:21,695 Okay. 112 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:27,376 That is... that hurts. But... 113 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:29,178 Look, I understand that, like, 114 00:04:29,203 --> 00:04:31,013 the Lil Dicky thing hasn't really popped off 115 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:33,115 the way that we all would have imagined it would, 116 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:36,018 but I have a whole plan to rebrand. 117 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:38,086 Mike, take me off speakerphone now. 118 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,589 Hey, Keith. Yeah, okay, l-look, let us come back with a plan 119 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,624 - to show you that this can be way more cost-efficient. - I can't hear. 120 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:44,126 Okay? 121 00:04:44,151 --> 00:04:45,394 I am going to take care of this. 122 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:46,728 I can prove to you 123 00:04:46,753 --> 00:04:48,664 this is a-a well-run machine, you know? 124 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:50,432 Let-let me show you that we can get our shit together here. 125 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:53,393 I promise you, even if it seems bad now, it's not... 126 00:04:55,362 --> 00:04:57,264 Holy shit! 127 00:05:01,235 --> 00:05:04,046 What the fuck? 128 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:06,206 - What the fuck? - Cliff. 129 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,551 What in the fuck?! 130 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:11,386 - Cliff! - Cliff! Cliff! 131 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:13,422 Get away from the bus, Dave! Get away from the bus! 132 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:15,457 Dave! Dave, get over here! 133 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,593 Get him away from the bus! 134 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:19,261 Oh, man, it was the rats. 135 00:05:19,286 --> 00:05:22,231 The rats, the wires down in the undercarriage. 136 00:05:22,256 --> 00:05:23,398 What the fuck are you talking about, bro? 137 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:25,200 We could have fucking died. 138 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:27,202 All my shit is on there, bro! 139 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:28,704 - We're alive. We're alive. - You better ask somebody about me... 140 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:32,533 - My fucking laptop! - My God, we are so lucky. 141 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,077 How much does a fucking bus cost? 142 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:36,578 I ain't worrying about that shit. 143 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:38,280 We could have died. Like... 144 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:41,208 fuck all this Lil Dicky fucking shit. 145 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:48,490 Man, this some real Bad Boys shit right here. 146 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,125 I'm about to get this on the Story. 147 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:51,727 IG, look... 148 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:54,229 Fuck. Ain't no goddamn service. 149 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:56,323 ? ? 150 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:13,415 There's still no cell service out here. 151 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:16,485 Damn, I fucking left my meds on the bus. 152 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:17,753 My Adderall was on that bus, too. 153 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:19,555 I didn't take my Adderall today, so... 154 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:21,456 This is all y'all's fault. 155 00:06:21,481 --> 00:06:23,559 Y'all left the food that draw the rats to the food 156 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:25,260 that caused the explosion. 157 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:26,995 Cliff, if you don't hurry the fuck up... 158 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:29,198 Gata, we have to save that. 159 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:31,066 Are we really in that type of situation? 160 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:33,068 Yes. 161 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,303 I'm trying to cool down, man. 162 00:06:34,328 --> 00:06:35,728 It's hot as a motherfucker out here. 163 00:06:51,678 --> 00:06:53,547 Who's Lil Dicky? 164 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:57,084 I don't know. 165 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:02,097 But R. I. P., Lil Dicky. 166 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:04,700 Wait. 167 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,068 What? 168 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,494 Whoa. 169 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:32,728 I'm gonna sit in that booth. 170 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:36,365 Oh, my God. Got food. 171 00:07:36,390 --> 00:07:38,033 Ugh. I need to wash my hands. 172 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:40,035 - I'm so dirty. - Oh. 173 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,537 Finally, Wi-Fi. 174 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:44,006 Oh, you got the Wi-Fi? 175 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:46,175 I don't know how the Jews... 176 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:49,244 did all the fucking traveling and the wandering. 177 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:51,180 Hey, will you share the password, please? 178 00:07:51,205 --> 00:07:53,115 I just shared it with you, Mike. 179 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,383 You need to get me water 'cause I've never been more thirsty. 180 00:07:54,408 --> 00:07:56,318 Yo. What the fuck? 181 00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:58,720 - Wait. Are you guys seeing this? - Nah, nah. 182 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:01,223 What drinks can I get you guys? 183 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:03,625 - Just give us a minute, please. - What's going on? - GATA: I mean, bro, 184 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,594 - this shit ain't cool, man. - EMMA: This is insane. - Is it another mass shooting? 185 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:08,497 Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. 186 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:10,098 Everyone thinks you're dead. 187 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:11,433 - Thinks I'm what? - Dead. 188 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,068 I'm getting "Sorry for your loss" texts, 189 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:15,037 I'm getting calls. I have 90 unanswered texts 190 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:16,972 that are just like, "Yo, sorry, bro, 191 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,507 "didn't know what was going on, bro." Like, what the fuck? 192 00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:20,275 R. I. P., Lil Dicky. 193 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,077 That's my sex doll legs. 194 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:25,013 How many Instagram followers did you have this morning? 195 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,615 Uh... Wait, I don't keep track. 196 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,984 Like 847,000 or something? 197 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,519 Well, you've got 2.9 million now. 198 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:31,987 No, I don't. 199 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,522 2.9 million in, like, three hours? 200 00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:35,290 Everybody thinks you're dead. 201 00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:37,125 It's the number one trending topic on Twitter, bro. 202 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,560 - My mom has texted me, bro. - That's crazy, man. 203 00:08:38,585 --> 00:08:39,728 I don't know what the fuck to do. 204 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:42,364 Oh, my God. #RIPLilDicky? 205 00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:44,700 Holy shit. This is exactly the story I needed. 206 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:46,568 Okay, I need the Wi-Fi right now. 207 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:48,237 - Someone give me the Wi-Fi. - Okay, yeah. I need to... 208 00:08:48,262 --> 00:08:50,139 Dave, can I talk to you outside for a second? 209 00:08:50,164 --> 00:08:51,507 Yeah, give me a second, I just want to see what's going on... 210 00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:53,208 What are you... What are you doing? 211 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:55,043 - No. - Talk outside, just for two seconds. 212 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:56,645 - What are you doing? Stop messing... - Real fast. 213 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:58,380 Outside. Outside. Real fast. Outside, outside, outside. 214 00:08:58,405 --> 00:08:59,581 - Give me my phone right now. - Just one minute. Please. 215 00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:01,016 - Give me my phone. - Mike, 216 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,684 - you always tripping, man. - I'll go. 217 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,653 Hey, can I have my phone back so I can tweet to the world 218 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,321 - that I'm not dead, please? - Yeah, yes, yes, we can do that. 219 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:08,323 - We can do that. - Yeah. Thank you. 220 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:10,692 Or we don't... 221 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:13,595 - we don't at all. - What? 222 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,497 Just-just for a short amount of time, a little period of time, 223 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:16,965 - we do nothing. - I don't understand. 224 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,167 I'm not gonna let people think I'm dead. 225 00:09:18,192 --> 00:09:19,635 My mom thinks I'm dead. 226 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,136 - My... Give me the phone. - Listen. No, no, no, Dave. 227 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,371 - I have to call my parents, man. - Shh... 228 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:23,639 - My mom thinks I'm dead. - Listen. Listen. 229 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,974 Listen to me for two seconds, please. 230 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:29,178 Okay, just... Your streams are up. Way up. 231 00:09:29,203 --> 00:09:31,313 - Give me my phone. - And I'm talking so way up 232 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:32,347 that we could recoup the label's losses... 233 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:33,515 All of them... in one day. 234 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:35,751 - One day? - I did the math. One day. 235 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:38,220 This could fix our entire situation. 236 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:39,688 If we just play into this little misunderstanding 237 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,089 just a little bit, you know, and... 238 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:42,524 We can't do this, man. 239 00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:44,159 - We're not doing this. - Elz. Think about Elz. 240 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,360 I mean, he's got pub on most of those songs. 241 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:46,595 He produced almost the whole thing. 242 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,163 He's broke as shit. 243 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:49,565 Trending right now. 244 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:51,467 On Twitter. Everywhere. 245 00:09:51,492 --> 00:09:53,168 That's crazy. 246 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:55,270 Or Gata? Gata's streams... Through the roof. 247 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:56,538 - It's absurd, what's happening right now. - Okay, they're not... 248 00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:57,639 Even Emma, the documentary, it's like 249 00:09:57,664 --> 00:09:58,974 think about the eyes that gets. 250 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,175 It's #RIPLilDicky that's trending. 251 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,210 That's my name, okay? 252 00:10:01,235 --> 00:10:02,511 I'm gonna deal with the fallout. 253 00:10:02,536 --> 00:10:03,612 It's already fucking trending, dude. 254 00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:04,680 The Internet has it, it's gone. 255 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:06,381 It-it exists, Dave. You know? 256 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,150 And at some point, you're gonna come forward and go, 257 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:10,152 "Hey, I'm not dead, obviously." 258 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:11,653 - That's gonna be weird, and that's gonna be... - No. Because 259 00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:13,388 you didn't control the narrative in the first place. 260 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:15,057 You're just saying, "Hey, I'm not dead, you guys." 261 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:16,592 And what's the difference in doing that right now 262 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:19,328 or tomorrow morning? 263 00:10:19,353 --> 00:10:20,496 It's like... 264 00:10:20,521 --> 00:10:22,030 Man... 265 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:23,298 Y-You're playing with fire here doing this. 266 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:25,501 Why? We didn't do anything. 267 00:10:25,526 --> 00:10:27,503 Let's do nothing. 268 00:10:27,528 --> 00:10:30,038 I really wish I was on my Adderall right now. 269 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,340 This is the first time in ten years 270 00:10:31,365 --> 00:10:33,075 that I haven't been on my Adderall. 271 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,309 My brain is not able to fucking process this shit. 272 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:36,011 There's a lot of money coming in. 273 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:38,380 Let me process it, okay? That's what I'm here to do. 274 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:39,448 Do I even want more attention on...? 275 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:40,682 I mean, this is the same music 276 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:41,984 that I just canceled my tour for, 277 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,285 because I was so ashamed by it. 278 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,486 Why do I want more eyes on that? 279 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,488 I need to do a whole rebrand. 280 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:47,589 Oh, what... What's a better rebrand than 281 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:49,525 coming back from the dead? 282 00:10:49,550 --> 00:10:51,627 This could be huge. 283 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:55,164 Massive. We just let it drag out a little bit longer. 284 00:10:55,189 --> 00:10:56,532 - Uh-huh. - Yes. 285 00:10:56,557 --> 00:10:58,400 I don't, I don't even have to check Twitter. 286 00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,668 Why did I... I didn't have to know... 287 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,136 I don't even have to know about this. 288 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,038 No. 289 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,631 I don't know. 290 00:11:07,201 --> 00:11:10,179 Look, I've... 291 00:11:10,204 --> 00:11:11,647 I got to tweet that I'm alive. 292 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:13,248 I have to tweet that I'm alive. Give me my phone. 293 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,450 - I understand. - Hold on. Hold on. 294 00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,444 Got to figure out what I'm gonna tweet. 295 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:22,191 "LeBron..." 296 00:11:22,216 --> 00:11:23,759 - LeBron. - LeBron follows me? 297 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:26,295 LeBron Raymone James follows you. 298 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:28,063 Oh, it's not the real LeBron? 299 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,631 What? Yes, no. 300 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,166 - His middle name is Raymone? - No... Yes, yes! 301 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,327 - That's LeBron James. Yeah. - This is LeBron? 302 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,476 It's okay, buddy. 303 00:11:40,501 --> 00:11:43,245 I know, I know. 304 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:46,181 I know. This is a big moment. 305 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:50,118 - I know. - It's like... 306 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,187 I worked so hard. 307 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,422 You did. 308 00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:56,258 And LeBron Raymone James recognized that. 309 00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:58,393 Okay? 310 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,362 But think about this, dude. I mean, who's next now? 311 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,197 - Drake? It's like... - Oh, man. 312 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,000 Oh, my God. 313 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:08,170 This is fucking... 314 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:11,273 So, we're gonna... 315 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,275 - One night. - One night. 316 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,110 Tomorrow morning we're gonna say that the bus blew up, 317 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,246 we had no service, we were wandering around the desert... 318 00:12:17,271 --> 00:12:19,081 - That's exactly what happened. - We had no idea this was happening. 319 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:20,215 - Not an idea. - By the time we arrived at service, 320 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,683 we found everything out. 321 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,519 And the second we have to tell a lie, I'm out. 322 00:12:23,544 --> 00:12:26,421 I don't see any lies. Do you? 323 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,090 - No. - No. Good. Okay. 324 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:29,358 We should get out of here. I'll get everybody. 325 00:12:29,383 --> 00:12:31,360 'Cause, you know, we got to just move. 326 00:12:31,385 --> 00:12:32,694 We can't... We shouldn't be here? 327 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,163 Yeah, we should move. We should move. 328 00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:35,430 - We should move. - Okay. 329 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,399 We're alive, Dave! 330 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,301 LeBron Raymone James! 331 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:40,636 I'm alive. 332 00:12:40,661 --> 00:12:42,729 ? ? 333 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,578 You guys, we got to go. 334 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,647 - Let's go, please. - Fine. - Have to eat. 335 00:12:51,672 --> 00:12:53,715 - So annoying. - Come on. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. 336 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,517 - Thank you. - Man, let me get my phone, man. 337 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:15,404 CA 338 00:13:15,429 --> 00:13:16,738 Mom, ugh, I'm so happy you picked up. 339 00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,507 Look, everything is fine, we're all okay. 340 00:13:18,532 --> 00:13:20,108 I'm not dead, there's nothing to be concerned about. 341 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,710 Hang-hang on a second. 342 00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:23,979 Your father just dropped potatoes, I couldn't hear you. 343 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,614 - I just dropped one potato. - What... 344 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,549 The... Have you guys not been on your phone all day today? 345 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,685 No, we were playing bridge all morning. What's going on? 346 00:13:29,710 --> 00:13:31,286 It's a very complicated situation, 347 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,188 so just don't ask all your usual questions, 348 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:36,058 but, essentially, the bus blew up... 349 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,359 - Oh, my God. - Just listen, please. 350 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,561 - What happened? - I... Shh, I can't hear. 351 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:42,097 Everyone is okay, but there's this, like, 352 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:45,334 Internet rumor going around that I'm dead. 353 00:13:45,359 --> 00:13:47,536 - Who's dead? - What? What happened? 354 00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:49,304 Did somebody commit suicide? 355 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,240 Look, I'm gonna make things very simple. 356 00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,575 Listen to these instructions: Don't go on your phone all day, 357 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,478 don't talk to anybody, just sit at home and do nothing. 358 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,413 Can you please do that for me? 359 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,549 No, wait, we're having dinner with the Mendelsons tonight. 360 00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:02,384 No. Cancel. You have to cancel. 361 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,153 It's hard to reschedule with the Mendelsons. 362 00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:05,654 They live in Conshohocken. 363 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,489 What, we have to reschedule with the Mendelsons? 364 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,525 I don't care, there's, like, bigger things at stake. 365 00:14:09,550 --> 00:14:11,560 I will explain everything in more detail later. I have to go. 366 00:14:11,585 --> 00:14:13,729 - I love you both. Drive safe. See you soon. - Okay. 367 00:14:13,754 --> 00:14:15,364 - I don't understand, but I never do. - Love you both, drive safe. 368 00:14:15,389 --> 00:14:17,029 - See you soon. Bye. - Okay, I love you... 369 00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:22,504 Mike, you call your dad, bro? 370 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,406 - Um... - I just had 371 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:25,741 the strangest phone call with my sister. 372 00:14:25,766 --> 00:14:27,109 This is so weird. 373 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,377 This whole thing is so weird. 374 00:14:28,402 --> 00:14:29,478 They sad as hell in my hood, too, man, 375 00:14:29,503 --> 00:14:30,646 but I told 'em we good. 376 00:14:30,671 --> 00:14:32,214 - You know why, LD? - Huh? 377 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,082 Because we top 20 on Spotify, my guy. 378 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,450 Okay, I told Ally the deal, 379 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,085 and she needs to hear everyone's voices. 380 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,487 - We're top 20? - Hello? 381 00:14:38,512 --> 00:14:39,755 - Ally's on the phone. - Oh. Ally. 382 00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:42,090 - Oh, I forgot to... Hey. - Dave? 383 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,659 - We're okay. - God, you're fine. - Good, Ally, we good, yo. 384 00:14:43,684 --> 00:14:45,627 - Top 20 on Spotify, baby. - Do you guys have any idea 385 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,362 what the past four hours has been like? 386 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,565 I... What are you doing? 387 00:14:49,590 --> 00:14:52,100 Y-You need to stop and tell everyone that you are not dead. 388 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,303 - You cannot let anybody... - No, we don't have to... This is not important at all. 389 00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:56,104 - - I'm sorry, it's just not. - What are you doing? 390 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,639 We need cash. Does anybody have cash? 391 00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,308 If we're gonna stay at a motel tonight, 392 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:00,642 we can't use a credit card. They're traceable. 393 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,110 What is the issue if it's traceable? 394 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,212 You said we're doing nothing wrong. 395 00:15:03,237 --> 00:15:04,313 We're not doing anything wrong. 396 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:05,380 And if traceability's an issue, 397 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,582 we were just all on the phone. 398 00:15:06,607 --> 00:15:07,516 That-That's two different things. 399 00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:09,117 Two different systems. 400 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:11,545 Hey, I think I see a pawnshop over there. 401 00:15:13,614 --> 00:15:15,457 Pawnshop. 402 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,227 Does anybody have anything we can pawn? 403 00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:19,653 I ain't got shit. 404 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,970 Oh... 405 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,505 Come on, man. 406 00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:31,265 Y'all fucking tripping, dawg. 407 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,613 This is crazy, man. 408 00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,648 Look who's catching up. 409 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,260 God, you sound like you're eating gravel. 410 00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:53,395 - So loud. - You know, if I wasn't on Adderall, 411 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,330 I would be, like, 5,000 pounds. 412 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,723 I can't stop. 413 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:01,036 ? H-E-A-R-say, why, that's hearsay... ? 414 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,138 Oh, they put it out. Good for them. 415 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,673 - That's smart. - Whoa. 416 00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:09,144 Post Malone just dropped an "I'm Drunk" acoustic remix. 417 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:12,214 - No, he didn't. - Yeah, he did. 418 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,283 That fucking tattooed rat. 419 00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:16,118 I literally DM'd him the second I made that song 420 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,519 'cause I knew he'd be a perfect fit for it, 421 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,054 and he didn't even respond. 422 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,756 Get that shit taken down. 423 00:16:20,781 --> 00:16:22,491 - Have the label take it down. - No, Dave, this could be huge. 424 00:16:22,516 --> 00:16:24,560 Trying to ride my fucking death? 425 00:16:24,585 --> 00:16:26,328 - No... - Think about this for a second. I know I said tomorrow, 426 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,197 but it's a down week on Billboard. 427 00:16:28,222 --> 00:16:30,057 Nothing new dropped. 428 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,701 Okay. 429 00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:34,503 I'm saying it's-it's Monday night. It's almost Tuesday. 430 00:16:34,528 --> 00:16:37,130 Billboard stops counting streams on Thursday. 431 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,310 Are you telling me 432 00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:44,580 that there's a legitimate shot at a number one here? 433 00:16:44,605 --> 00:16:46,315 I am telling you that I've been running 434 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:48,183 the numbers all day long, 435 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,719 and Penith as an album and "I'm Drunk" as a single 436 00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:54,089 have a very good chance of being the number one album 437 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:57,718 and the number one single in the country at the same time. 438 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,164 I've told you that the only way I'm gonna be satisfied in life 439 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,199 - is if I have... - A number one on Billboard, I know. 440 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,168 I know it's a really dumb way to live your life, but I... 441 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,536 No, you want to be acknowledged at a given point in time 442 00:17:07,561 --> 00:17:09,204 by the industry as the best. 443 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,572 And you'll have achieved your dream 444 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,541 - and be free. - And be free. 445 00:17:12,566 --> 00:17:14,309 - I say this all the time? - A lot, yeah. 446 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,677 But I'm listening. 447 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,279 So what does that mean? 448 00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:19,715 Two more days and then we get number ones? 449 00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:23,385 Look at me. 450 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,320 But that's lying. 451 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:26,989 - What's lying? - That's lying. 452 00:17:27,014 --> 00:17:28,524 If we don't come out and... Uh, you said... we agreed 453 00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:30,359 - on tomorrow morning. - There is no lie to be told. 454 00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:32,294 You didn't say anything, you didn't do anything. 455 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:33,662 - I got to look this shit up. - Dave, you're not on social media. 456 00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:36,131 You're off the grid. You're off the grid. 457 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,633 I'm never getting off my phone. 458 00:17:37,658 --> 00:17:39,501 This is the most interesting content in the world. 459 00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:41,270 - Everyone's talking about me. - You're gone. 460 00:17:41,295 --> 00:17:43,005 You want to be number one? You're gone. 461 00:17:43,030 --> 00:17:45,274 I got to find a way 462 00:17:45,299 --> 00:17:47,075 to get more radio play, like, right now. 463 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,544 I'm gonna go get food. 464 00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:50,412 Stay here, don't move. I'm serious. Please. 465 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:52,548 I got to sit here like Anne Frank all night? 466 00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:54,116 You know, you kind of look like her when you shave. I... 467 00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:55,350 - Oh, my God! - What? 468 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,652 - What happened? - Drake. 469 00:17:56,677 --> 00:17:58,487 Drake liked my last tweet. 470 00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:01,423 - Mm. Mm. - He knows who I am. I have to DM him. 471 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,492 - No! Dave, don't-don't do that, Dave. - I have to respond. 472 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,427 - I'm DMing LeBron! - Dave! Do you want your dreams to come true? 473 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,529 - I have to DM these men. - Do you want your dreams to come true? 474 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,064 - God! - Then you got to be patient, Dave. 475 00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,399 You said you want to rebrand. 476 00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:11,967 What better time to think about a rebrand 477 00:18:11,992 --> 00:18:14,703 than right now, in this room, by yourself? 478 00:18:14,728 --> 00:18:17,306 Let me do my thing, you do your thing, 479 00:18:17,331 --> 00:18:19,208 and then the whole world is gonna be watching 480 00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:20,642 when you decide to reveal, finally, 481 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,103 who the real Lil Dicky is. 482 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:25,581 Uh-huh. 483 00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:27,583 Okay. 484 00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:30,219 I'm on it. Good fucking shit, Mike. 485 00:18:48,529 --> 00:18:52,040 Dave. It's, um, it's, um, it's me. 486 00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:54,276 It's... it's Robyn. Um... 487 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,378 And... 488 00:18:57,738 --> 00:19:00,182 I can't believe... 489 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:02,276 Ugh, this is stupid. 490 00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:10,626 Hello. Yeah, hi. 491 00:19:10,651 --> 00:19:12,427 Is this Keith? 492 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,363 Keith, it's Jim Morera. 493 00:19:14,388 --> 00:19:17,199 Yeah, I'm an attorney. I represent David Burd. 494 00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:19,001 And Mike Spera. Yes. 495 00:19:19,026 --> 00:19:21,103 I know. It's been a long day over here. 496 00:19:21,128 --> 00:19:23,172 You can imagine how we feel, you know? 497 00:19:23,197 --> 00:19:24,640 Yeah. Well, crazy thing... 498 00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:26,675 Mike told me about a conversation you guys had. 499 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:28,702 Uh, earlier. Prior. Before... 500 00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:31,280 Yeah. No, I know. 501 00:19:31,305 --> 00:19:33,482 I can't imagine the guilt you're feeling. 502 00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:35,350 Everyone over there, really. 503 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,152 Yeah, no. No, we're praying. 504 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,987 I'm praying. I'm praying myself that they're missing, 505 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:42,249 but the likelihood is high that they were... incinerated. 506 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,459 Uh-huh. 507 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,261 Well, I'm curious to know... 508 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:49,131 Is the label gonna be supporting Dave's album posthumously? 509 00:19:49,156 --> 00:19:51,133 Uh-huh. 510 00:19:51,158 --> 00:19:52,634 The-the boys said, you know, 511 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,203 there was something about radio, maybe. 512 00:19:54,228 --> 00:19:55,971 That they'd get radio play. 513 00:19:55,996 --> 00:19:57,406 And, um... 514 00:19:57,431 --> 00:20:00,409 Yeah. Well, they never really felt supported 515 00:20:00,434 --> 00:20:01,702 most of the time. 516 00:20:03,337 --> 00:20:04,546 Keith, let me... 517 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,673 let me call you right back, Keith. 518 00:20:13,447 --> 00:20:15,215 You left these. 519 00:20:17,351 --> 00:20:18,986 Thank you. 520 00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:22,764 They seemed ex pensive. I didn't want you to lose them. 521 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:24,625 Thanks. 522 00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:28,295 LD. 523 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,633 What's that stand for? 524 00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:36,445 Uh, Landon Donovan. 525 00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:39,214 Landon Donovan is an American soccer player. 526 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,283 The U. S. Men's team. 527 00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:43,110 Ah. 528 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:47,314 USA. USA. 529 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:57,624 ? ? 530 00:21:06,033 --> 00:21:07,743 This is all. 531 00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:09,378 Here's one you can weigh in on. 532 00:21:09,403 --> 00:21:11,680 MGK... who I've never even met, mind you, 533 00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:13,282 so I have no idea why he's posting about me 534 00:21:13,307 --> 00:21:15,417 in the first place... wrote, 535 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:19,121 "I'm so sorry about what happened in Germany." 536 00:21:19,146 --> 00:21:21,990 What is this guy talking about? I've never even been to Germany. 537 00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:26,528 Is he just, like, apologizing in general for the Holocaust? 538 00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:28,664 That's all he wrote? 539 00:21:28,689 --> 00:21:30,132 Yeah. 540 00:21:30,157 --> 00:21:32,125 - Strange. - Yeah. 541 00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:35,270 "LeBron is listening." 542 00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,072 Uh, what is this? 543 00:21:37,097 --> 00:21:39,141 Yeah. Very important. Got to keep this top of mind. 544 00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:41,410 LeBron is listening. We got to remember that, it's... 545 00:21:41,435 --> 00:21:43,645 Who is LeBron? Is he a Nazi? 546 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:44,646 No. No. 547 00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:46,248 Anne, you are safe here. 548 00:21:46,273 --> 00:21:48,383 Uh, LeBron is actually the opposite of a Nazi. 549 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:50,519 He's a crusader for justice, on and off the court. 550 00:21:50,544 --> 00:21:52,154 He's got, like, schools and... 551 00:21:52,179 --> 00:21:54,156 really carries himself well. 552 00:21:54,181 --> 00:21:55,624 He followed me today, so... 553 00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:56,758 it's pretty cool. 554 00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:58,360 He's tracking you? 555 00:21:58,385 --> 00:21:59,394 No. No, no, no. 556 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,129 Following, uh... 557 00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:04,333 Hmm. How do I explain the Internet to Anne Frank? 558 00:22:04,358 --> 00:22:08,637 So, every fact that exists in life 559 00:22:08,662 --> 00:22:10,506 can be obtained, 560 00:22:10,531 --> 00:22:12,274 like, through this box. 561 00:22:12,299 --> 00:22:14,143 And through this box, 562 00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:16,011 you can communicate 563 00:22:16,036 --> 00:22:17,746 with everybody... 564 00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:19,673 on Earth, pretty much. 565 00:22:22,209 --> 00:22:24,286 Y-You know, when I was hiding from the Nazis... 566 00:22:24,311 --> 00:22:26,021 LeBron could unfollow me at any moment, 567 00:22:26,046 --> 00:22:28,290 which is, like, a really troubling reality. 568 00:22:28,315 --> 00:22:29,691 And-and that's something that I need to, like, 569 00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:31,393 keep in mind as well. Because... 570 00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:32,995 I really got to figure out 571 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:34,660 how I'm gonna get out of this whole thing. 572 00:22:35,322 --> 00:22:36,298 Get out of...? 573 00:22:36,323 --> 00:22:37,499 This. This entire situation. 574 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:39,001 Are you kidding? 575 00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:40,002 I was worried about scrutiny before. 576 00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:41,103 What about now? 577 00:22:41,128 --> 00:22:42,271 I've, like, opened up such a... 578 00:22:42,296 --> 00:22:43,472 I mean, what am I gonna do, 579 00:22:43,497 --> 00:22:45,407 like, go to a park and be like, 580 00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:48,143 "I'm alive" and hope that goes over well? 581 00:22:48,168 --> 00:22:50,345 Like, I don't think I've even fucking properly contemplated 582 00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:51,980 my exit strategy. 583 00:22:52,005 --> 00:22:53,982 You know. Fuck. It's like, what are they gonna... 584 00:22:54,007 --> 00:22:56,118 People are gonna eat me alive, potentially. 585 00:22:56,143 --> 00:22:57,553 Or not. Uh, but, 586 00:22:57,578 --> 00:23:00,347 you know, my life could end at any moment. 587 00:23:02,082 --> 00:23:04,159 Uh, what I mean by that is not, like, 588 00:23:04,184 --> 00:23:06,161 end my life in the way that you were... 589 00:23:06,186 --> 00:23:07,162 clipped. 590 00:23:07,187 --> 00:23:08,697 I mean, like, uh, 591 00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:10,232 today, in America, 592 00:23:10,257 --> 00:23:13,202 they can kill you while you're alive. 593 00:23:13,227 --> 00:23:15,604 Which, in my opinion, is worse than being dead. 594 00:23:15,629 --> 00:23:18,507 Although I can't speak to... I don't know how you were killed. 595 00:23:18,532 --> 00:23:21,276 How did you die? Was it, like, a... 596 00:23:21,301 --> 00:23:23,145 - I-In a camp. - In a camp. 597 00:23:23,170 --> 00:23:24,980 So it was, like, a slow death. I-I kind of always imagined, 598 00:23:25,005 --> 00:23:27,616 like, people running up and, like, Osama bin Laden-style, 599 00:23:27,641 --> 00:23:28,750 just, like... 600 00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:30,519 Uh, but... 601 00:23:30,544 --> 00:23:33,614 Yeah, cancel culture is a total nightmare. 602 00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:36,558 Yeah, you make coffee in that. 603 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:37,759 Coffee. 604 00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:40,095 Coffee? No, it's good. 605 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:42,564 I don't know if you guys even had stimulants, but... 606 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,199 Did you have Adderall back then? 607 00:23:44,224 --> 00:23:46,235 I'm not on my Adderall. 608 00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:48,403 And it's... 609 00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:50,739 I don't know if that's why this is happening. 610 00:23:52,633 --> 00:23:56,278 Oh, my God. They just added six of my songs to RapCaviar. 611 00:23:56,303 --> 00:23:58,372 That's 14 million new listeners. 612 00:24:00,073 --> 00:24:01,483 Is that what you want? 613 00:24:01,508 --> 00:24:02,618 Uh, listeners? 614 00:24:02,643 --> 00:24:04,019 Yeah. 615 00:24:04,044 --> 00:24:05,746 Uh, how many listeners is enough? 616 00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:07,990 Uh... 617 00:24:08,015 --> 00:24:10,092 That's a... big question, Anne. 618 00:24:10,117 --> 00:24:13,095 But, uh, I don't know. You can really never have too many. 619 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,430 But more listeners you have, 620 00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:17,499 the more scrutiny. Right? 621 00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:20,135 And scrutiny leads to feeling like everything could just end, 622 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,637 you said. Right? 623 00:24:21,662 --> 00:24:24,540 Very good memory, Ms. Frank. 624 00:24:24,565 --> 00:24:27,109 It was ten seconds ago. 625 00:24:27,134 --> 00:24:28,677 Uh, mm, true. 626 00:24:28,702 --> 00:24:31,513 What is this? Uh, your shirt. 627 00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:32,548 "Whip"? 628 00:24:32,573 --> 00:24:34,082 - Oh. - What is this? 629 00:24:34,107 --> 00:24:35,551 - Whip. Yeah, whip. - Whip? 630 00:24:35,576 --> 00:24:37,486 Uh, it's like a contemporary dance. 631 00:24:37,511 --> 00:24:39,021 It's actually not even that contemporary. 632 00:24:39,046 --> 00:24:41,023 It's pretty old at this point. But, uh... 633 00:24:41,048 --> 00:24:43,425 It's like, uh... I normally have to, like, stand to do it well. 634 00:24:43,450 --> 00:24:45,027 But, uh... 635 00:24:45,052 --> 00:24:46,428 Hey, how did you deal with all the scrutiny 636 00:24:46,453 --> 00:24:47,763 as far as your diary? 637 00:24:47,788 --> 00:24:49,765 Y-You... 638 00:24:49,790 --> 00:24:51,366 know of my diary? 639 00:24:51,391 --> 00:24:53,360 Oh, my God. Yeah, everyone knows of your diary. 640 00:24:54,328 --> 00:24:56,004 - Everyone? - Yeah. 641 00:24:56,029 --> 00:24:57,473 I mean, I don't know if every single s... I mean, 642 00:24:57,498 --> 00:24:59,338 it's one of the most popular books of all time. 643 00:25:00,367 --> 00:25:02,611 Uh, how... how did this happen? 644 00:25:02,636 --> 00:25:04,513 How did it happen? Like, I don't understand the question. 645 00:25:04,538 --> 00:25:06,148 Like, how did it get published? 646 00:25:06,173 --> 00:25:08,350 Uh, I can... I'll use the box. 647 00:25:08,375 --> 00:25:10,118 This is the advantage of the box. 648 00:25:10,143 --> 00:25:11,553 Okay, it says here 649 00:25:11,578 --> 00:25:13,989 that your diary was published by your father. 650 00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:15,424 Um... 651 00:25:15,449 --> 00:25:17,125 My father published 652 00:25:17,150 --> 00:25:18,627 - my fucking diary?! - Anne, 653 00:25:18,652 --> 00:25:20,562 nobody came out of the Holocaust looking better than you. 654 00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:23,565 Oh! Hey! You came across really well in the diary! 655 00:25:23,590 --> 00:25:25,067 You got nothing to be concerned about! 656 00:25:25,092 --> 00:25:26,668 Everyone loves the diary. You're, like, 657 00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:28,370 a treasure of the Holocau... Uh... 658 00:25:28,395 --> 00:25:30,539 No! Anne, no, you're safe! 659 00:25:30,564 --> 00:25:32,266 You're safe here! Where are you going? 660 00:25:34,434 --> 00:25:37,079 Hey, uh, we got to go. 661 00:25:37,104 --> 00:25:38,280 Elz is over it. 662 00:25:38,305 --> 00:25:39,548 I almost keyed a man in the face. 663 00:25:39,573 --> 00:25:42,017 And-and Gata's ramping up real bad. 664 00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:43,619 - Leave now? - Yeah, we got to go. We should go. I bought a van, by the way. 665 00:25:43,644 --> 00:25:45,487 - So it's... I'll meet you out front with it. - What? 666 00:25:45,512 --> 00:25:47,156 We need to keep control of the narrative. 667 00:25:47,181 --> 00:25:49,424 - The narrative. - Here, meet me out front. 668 00:25:50,517 --> 00:25:52,553 ? ? 669 00:26:30,457 --> 00:26:33,335 Being back in L. A., honestly, it's... 670 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:35,671 just the right move for the next phase of this. 671 00:26:35,696 --> 00:26:37,606 It's a full media operation at this point. 672 00:26:37,631 --> 00:26:39,508 Yeah, we got to come out of it right. 673 00:26:39,533 --> 00:26:43,670 I mean, your audience has gotten way, way bigger. 674 00:26:44,671 --> 00:26:46,540 Yeah. 675 00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:49,184 Oh, that's-that's my phone. 676 00:26:49,209 --> 00:26:50,986 Uh... will you grab that? 677 00:26:51,011 --> 00:26:52,145 - I don't want to... - Yeah. 678 00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:57,159 Who is it? 679 00:26:57,184 --> 00:26:58,327 Uh... 680 00:26:58,352 --> 00:27:00,062 your brother. 681 00:27:00,087 --> 00:27:02,164 Oh. Put it down. I'll hit him later. 682 00:27:02,189 --> 00:27:03,599 Okay. I... 683 00:27:03,624 --> 00:27:05,567 I read it. 684 00:27:05,592 --> 00:27:06,727 About your dad. 685 00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:11,473 Yeah. Yeah, my... Our dad has, uh, Alzheimer's. 686 00:27:11,498 --> 00:27:14,001 It's a... like, a recent development. 687 00:27:15,202 --> 00:27:17,412 - I am so sorry, Mike. - It's totally cool. 688 00:27:17,437 --> 00:27:20,282 My brother's been taking care of him, and the deal was... 689 00:27:20,307 --> 00:27:23,152 I-I'd take him to L. A., put him in one of those... 690 00:27:23,177 --> 00:27:25,621 You know, assisted living homes as soon as the tour's done. 691 00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:27,089 And... 692 00:27:27,114 --> 00:27:28,757 the tour's done. 693 00:27:28,782 --> 00:27:31,627 On one hand, you know, he's never gonna remember being a, 694 00:27:31,652 --> 00:27:33,529 you know, emotionally abusive asshole. 695 00:27:33,554 --> 00:27:35,664 But he's also never gonna forget 696 00:27:35,689 --> 00:27:39,067 to call me a failure when he sees my face, that's for sure. 697 00:27:39,092 --> 00:27:41,336 Hey, you've managed the hell out 698 00:27:41,361 --> 00:27:43,405 of this situation, Mike. 699 00:27:43,430 --> 00:27:45,207 - I'm serious. - Oh, Dave. Come on, man. 700 00:27:45,232 --> 00:27:46,742 It's fine. It's totally good. 701 00:27:46,767 --> 00:27:48,510 I... honestly, I don't even want to think about it. 702 00:27:48,535 --> 00:27:49,678 'Cause that's why I did this. 703 00:27:49,703 --> 00:27:52,080 I took this tour because I just... 704 00:27:52,105 --> 00:27:54,149 I wanted to be with you and get that... 705 00:27:54,174 --> 00:27:57,653 We're not gonna let my dad rain on this parade. 706 00:27:57,678 --> 00:27:59,555 I mean, look at what we're about to pull off. 707 00:27:59,580 --> 00:28:01,023 Yeah. 708 00:28:01,048 --> 00:28:02,624 The number one song in the country 709 00:28:02,649 --> 00:28:05,027 and the number one album in the country? 710 00:28:05,052 --> 00:28:07,329 - It's fucking crazy. - You just got to lay low for two more days. 711 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:08,397 48 hours. 712 00:28:08,422 --> 00:28:09,531 - Please lay low. - I'm not... 713 00:28:09,556 --> 00:28:10,666 No one's gonna see me. 714 00:28:10,691 --> 00:28:12,968 And then... 715 00:28:12,993 --> 00:28:15,471 everything that you've ever wanted. 716 00:28:15,496 --> 00:28:17,139 - That's crazy. - You called it. 717 00:28:17,164 --> 00:28:19,007 Do you remember that... You remember that email 718 00:28:19,032 --> 00:28:20,976 that you sent me before you uploaded your first video? 719 00:28:21,001 --> 00:28:22,277 That destiny manifesto? 720 00:28:22,302 --> 00:28:24,980 Oh, my God. I forgot all about that. 721 00:28:25,005 --> 00:28:27,207 R-Read it to me. 722 00:28:27,975 --> 00:28:29,685 - You w ant me to pull it up... - Right now. 723 00:28:29,710 --> 00:28:31,019 Do it. 724 00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:33,121 All right. Fuck it. 725 00:28:33,146 --> 00:28:34,723 "Lil Dicky" 726 00:28:34,748 --> 00:28:36,992 "isn't just my rap name. 727 00:28:37,017 --> 00:28:39,428 It's my actual destiny." 728 00:28:39,453 --> 00:28:40,696 It's so stupid. 729 00:28:40,721 --> 00:28:42,598 "I'm taking 730 00:28:42,623 --> 00:28:44,032 "my biggest insecurity... 731 00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:45,667 - "Parentheses, my penis..." - Yeah. 732 00:28:45,692 --> 00:28:48,470 "...and turning it into my biggest superpower. 733 00:28:48,495 --> 00:28:50,472 "I'm sick of seeing people pretend to be one thing 734 00:28:50,497 --> 00:28:52,274 "even when they're not. 735 00:28:52,299 --> 00:28:53,609 "That's not Lil Dicky. 736 00:28:53,634 --> 00:28:56,211 "And I will never change who I am 737 00:28:56,236 --> 00:28:58,614 just to be successful." 738 00:28:58,639 --> 00:29:00,507 Just keep going. 739 00:29:02,142 --> 00:29:03,385 "I'm doing this for everyone out there 740 00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:05,120 "who believes they can do something 741 00:29:05,145 --> 00:29:06,555 "the right way. 742 00:29:06,580 --> 00:29:09,992 "I will always hold up my end of the bargain. 743 00:29:10,017 --> 00:29:13,353 I will never take shortcuts." 744 00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:18,058 "I will never sell my soul." 745 00:29:21,161 --> 00:29:23,739 "I don't care how long it takes 746 00:29:23,764 --> 00:29:26,341 "or how hard it gets. I will not stop. 747 00:29:26,366 --> 00:29:28,477 "Because that is my responsibility. 748 00:29:28,502 --> 00:29:31,046 "And whatever happens, I can accept that. 749 00:29:31,071 --> 00:29:33,582 "Because that is my destiny. 750 00:29:33,607 --> 00:29:34,616 "Today 751 00:29:34,641 --> 00:29:37,286 "is the day that I am reborn 752 00:29:37,311 --> 00:29:40,355 "and Lil Dicky will live... 753 00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:42,357 forever." 754 00:29:42,382 --> 00:29:46,053 ? ? 755 00:29:51,258 --> 00:29:53,527 I don't want to get a number one like this. 756 00:30:15,616 --> 00:30:17,117 Yo. 757 00:30:18,252 --> 00:30:19,261 Are you... 758 00:30:19,286 --> 00:30:21,129 are you Lil Dicky? 759 00:30:21,154 --> 00:30:22,464 Yeah. 760 00:30:22,489 --> 00:30:24,566 Aren't you supposed to be dead? 761 00:30:24,591 --> 00:30:26,034 Yeah, I'm not. 762 00:30:26,059 --> 00:30:27,136 Whoa. Can I get a picture? 763 00:30:27,161 --> 00:30:28,570 Of... yeah. 764 00:30:28,595 --> 00:30:29,972 - Yo, what? - Oh, my God. 765 00:30:29,997 --> 00:30:32,307 Yo, it's Lil Dicky, bro. 766 00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:33,675 - He's still alive? - He's alive. 767 00:30:49,283 --> 00:30:52,628 ? ? 768 00:30:57,658 --> 00:31:00,427 ? I feel brand-new ? 769 00:31:02,496 --> 00:31:05,065 ? I feel brand-new ? 770 00:31:07,467 --> 00:31:10,170 ? I cannot move ? 771 00:31:12,439 --> 00:31:15,175 ? I'm feeling brand-new ? 772 00:31:16,677 --> 00:31:19,580 ? You cannot say what I can't do ? 773 00:31:21,114 --> 00:31:24,284 ? I feel so brand-new ? 774 00:31:25,619 --> 00:31:28,722 ? I feel so brand-new. ? 775 00:31:28,772 --> 00:31:33,322 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 57377

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