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Cheers is filmed before
A live studio audience.
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No, I don't remember her name.
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Standing over there...
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That's mike dukakis.
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Yeah!
That's
Michael dukakis.
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Let's go say hello.
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We can't.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What do
We call him?
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What do we
Call him?
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Uh, governor.
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Ex. Ex-governor.
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Ooh, yeah.
Your honor.
There you go.
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Your excellency.
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No, no. Mike.
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Michael.
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Duke, duke. Duke.
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Duke, duke, duke.
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Hi. How are you doing?
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Hi.
Hi.
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We said hello
To michael dukakis!
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No, no. We said hi
To mike.
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Michael.
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No, no.
Duke, duke.
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Duke. Duke.
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We said hello
To duke.
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* makin' your way
In the world today *
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* takes everything
You've got *
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* takin' a break
From all your worries *
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* sure would
Help a lot *
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* wouldn't you like
To get away *
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* sometimes
You want to go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you want to be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you want to be
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* you want to go
Where people know *
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* people are all
The same *
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* you want to go
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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Uh--wha--excuse me!
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Excuse me, rebecca.
2:15.
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Hey, sammy.
Here you go.
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Thanks, carla.
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Whew! That was close.
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What the hell
Was that?
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Sammy's vitamin e.
It's valentine's day.
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Duh.
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Oh, yeah. That's
That stupid date
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He goes on once a year
With that lauren person.
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Stupid? This is not some
Stupid date, rebecca.
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For the last 20 years,
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Sammy and lauren
Have met for one night
Each year.
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It's kind of like
Sammy's version
Of commitment.
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Actually, it's a lot
Like my version
Of commitment.
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Carla,
How long have you had
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This bottle of vitamin e
Around, huh?
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I don't know.
A while. Why?
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What is with this date
You go on every year?
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I mean, to me,
It just seems silly.
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Ohh...
Ohh!
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Guys, guys, she just
Doesn't understand.
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You see, sweetheart,
The first time
Lauren and I met,
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We went up
To this cabin
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And we had a night
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That was totally
Romantic and erotic.
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I guess
You'd call that silly.
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If you like her so much,
How come you only
See her once a year?
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I don't know.
It was her idea.
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She never
Told me why.
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I keep meaning
To ask her,
But then I forget.
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This year's going
To be different.
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I'm going
To pin her down.
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Mmm, no,
I better not do
That, actually.
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I'll forget again,
Won't I?
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I still say it's
A stupid way
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To spend
Valentine's day.
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Yeah, but that's
'cause you don't
Have a date.
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Oh, yeah? I happen
To have a date
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With two very sweet
Gentlemen--
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Ben & jerry.
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Hey, you know,
It's just a made-up
Holiday, anyway.
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Some big fat
Greeting-card tycoon
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Trying to get rich
Off his dopey cards
And candy hearts.
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Don't be depressed
About that.
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Yeah, maybe
You're right.
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If you're going
To be depressed
About anything,
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It should
Be the fact
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That you're only
Making 7 bucks an hour,
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Your skin is starting
To flake at the hairline,
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And you're a year
Closer to death.
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Thank you, carla.
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But hey, if it makes you
Feel any better,
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Happy valentine's day.
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Woody, a couple
Of pitchers, please.
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Sure, dr. Crane.
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If you're buying beer
For your friends
Back there, frase,
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You know, I'm available.
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Well, actually,
They're not friends.
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It's a therapy group
I have for men
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Who have trouble
Relating to women.
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Well, set 'em up,
Wood.
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Ah, frasier,
Here you are.
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And where are
The dysfunctional men?
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Throw a rock.
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They're in the poolroom.
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Come along, ladies.
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Why don't you go on
Ahead into the poolroom
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And make yourselves
As comfortable
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As 5 women totally hostile
To their own bodies can be.
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So, what's
Going on back there?
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Well, frasier and I are both
Treating same-sex groups
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With relationship
Disorders,
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And recent studies suggest
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That there are benefits
To be gained
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By bringing these two groups
Together for interrelations
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Under controlled
Social circumstance.
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Say what?
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Well, come on,
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Surely, you've all
Seen love connection.
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Guys, guys, what are
You doing out here?
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Dr. Crane, there's--
There's--
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Yes, I know.
There's girls in there.
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You're
Missing the point.
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This is exactly
The type of situation
We've been training for.
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This time
It's the real thing,
Not just me in a wig.
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Whoa, those stairs
Are slippery.
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Woody, I think we could use
A little salt out there.
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These pretzels
Could use a little
Salt, too.
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My blood pressure's
Actually dipping.
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Boy, those patients of mine
Are really hopeless.
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Well, hell,
Bring them out here.
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This is
The hopeless room.
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I don't know, dr. Crane.
Haven't you ever thought
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That it's kind of
Tough on them
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Doing all
That counseling stuff?
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I was raised to believe
That if you have a problem,
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You lock it away
In a secret place.
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You keep it bottled up
Good and tight,
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And if it gets
Full in there,
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You just keep forcing
The pain down
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And clamping it in.
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Good advice, woody.
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Tick, tick, tick.
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Well, guys,
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I'm all packed
And ready to go.
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You sure you got
Everything, sam?
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Yep.
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And then some.
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[rattling]
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Oh, you dog.
You dog.
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Well, hey,
I'm out of here.
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No, you don't,
Sam malone.
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You don't just
Leave here
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On your 20th anniversary
Date with lauren
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Just like that.
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We got something special
Cooked up for you.
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Carla, hit it.
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[thus spake
Zarathustra plays]
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Ah, look at him go.
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So proud,
So majestic,
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So regal.
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Oh! Ooh ooh! Ow!
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Woody, you never
Salted those steps,
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Did you?
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Hey, I'll get to it.
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Let me see.
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I don't believe
There's a fracture,
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Just a serious sprain
Right around lumbar three.
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Does it hurt
When I do this?
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That's good.
That's good.
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Why? Does that mean
I'm going to get better?
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No. It means
I know what
I'm talking about.
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You see, lilith,
I could so
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Have been
A real doctor.
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Give me a hand here,
Will you, woody?
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Oh, jeez.
Time's a-wasting,
My friend.
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Sam, you're not
Seriously thinking
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Of still going on
This date, are you?
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You bet I am.
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All right!
Yeah!
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Sam, I seriously
Urge you
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To stay off your feet
And in bed.
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That's part of the
Plan there, frase.
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Hey, woody, could you do me
One tiny little favor?
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Sure, sam.
What is it?
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Can you get me
Up to my car,
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Then drive me
To vermont,
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Then get me
Into the cabin?
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What's in it
For me?
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You could use that
New gas card of yours
To fill the tank.
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All right.
I'll feel so grown-up.
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All right, sam,
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I'll drive you
Up there
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And I don't want
You to worry
About a thing.
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I'm a very good
Driver.
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Great, great.
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Just go, please.
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Ding, ding, ding.
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What are you doing?
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The captain
Is requesting
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That all passengers
Please fasten
Their safety belts.
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Oh.
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Ohh. Can you get that
For me, please?
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Sure, sam.
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Where is it?
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It's not here.
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Ow! That hurt.
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I'm sorry.
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[buckle snaps]
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Nice and snug.
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Here we go.
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Ignition.
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Lights.
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Parking brake.
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Mirror.
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Signal.
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Blind spot.
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Vermont,
Here we come.
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Lord, have mercy!
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What? What happened?
Ahh!
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I didn't
Think that pigeon
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Was going to fly away
In time.
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Why do they always wait
Till the last minute?
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What, do they think
That's funny
Or something?
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I don't know, woody.
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All right, sam,
Hang on.
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We're going to
Pull out again.
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Mirror.
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Signal.
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Blind spot.
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There.
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"Exit 19."
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"Concord street."
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"Exit 20."
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"Route 125."
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Woody--
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Hang on, sam.
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"93 north."
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Oh, no. Please don't
Read all the road signs.
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Oh, fine, sam.
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Would you like me
To ignore the speed
Limit, too?
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I wouldn't mind
If you approached it.
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Meow, sam.
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Sam, I hear
Some rattling.
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Is your door
Closed all the way?
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No, it's not.
Here, I'll get it.
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No, hang on.
I'm going to
Pull over
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Soon as
I make this turn.
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No, don't undo
Your seat belt!
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Give me a break.
Would you lighten up?
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Whoa!
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Now, would
That have happened
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If you'd been wearing
Your safety belt?
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Now, boys, girls,
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I have an orange
Under my chin.
258
00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,329
I'm going to attempt
To pass it
259
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,731
To this lovely woman
260
00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:05,098
Whom I do not fear.
261
00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,606
Now, you see?
Isn't that fun?
262
00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:14,742
Whoo.
263
00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:18,746
Now why don't you
Have a crack at it?
264
00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:19,880
Edward,
How about you?
265
00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,116
Here you are. Lovely.
266
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,485
Ready? Here it is.
267
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:26,720
Good, good, good, good.
268
00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:32,259
I don't think
I want to do this,
Doctor.
269
00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:33,693
Oh, all right.
270
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,395
And what would you
Suggest that we do,
271
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:36,830
Stare at one another?
272
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,399
Lord knows you've all had
Enough practice at that!
273
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,768
You're pressuring
Them, doctor.
274
00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,502
Oh, you're right, darling.
275
00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:45,605
You know, perhaps we should
Try a different approach.
276
00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:47,775
You know,
There is a technique
277
00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,977
Pioneered
In the early sixties
278
00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:51,678
Which is thought
To be without peer
279
00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:54,014
In producing
The social effect
That we seek.
280
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:56,283
I am referring,
Of course, to...
281
00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:58,752
Twister!
282
00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,053
Left foot blue.
283
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,933
Oh, yeah.
284
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:15,502
This place is going
To see some action tonight.
285
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,577
Sam, you still got
A little gravel
286
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,745
Stuck to the back
Of your neck.
287
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,247
Yeah, well,
I like it like that.
288
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,750
Just get me on the bed
There and you can take off.
289
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,319
Come pick me up
In the morning.
290
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:34,121
[car drives up]
291
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,989
Oh. Hey, that's
Lauren's car there.
292
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,057
Oh, great.
I'm really
293
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:38,091
Looking forward
To meeting her.
294
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,927
No, you got to get
Out of here.
295
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,294
If she sees you,
She's going to think
Something's wrong.
296
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,162
It'll ruin the mood.
297
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,763
Quick. Get out the window.
Go on.
298
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:47,134
Oh, sure.
"Quick, out the window."
299
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:50,203
Not exactly the undying thanks
And gratitude I might expect
300
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,906
After driving 200 miles
Through the snow.
301
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,507
Would you just shut up
And move your butt?
302
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:55,775
That's much better, sam.
303
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,377
That'll keep me warm
On the drive back.
304
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,020
Sam,
There's a door here.
305
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,689
Why'd I go
Out the window?
306
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,458
Would you get out of here?
Go on!
307
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,772
Happy valentine's day,
Sam.
308
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,740
Happy valentine's day,
Lauren.
309
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,442
Aw. Wait.
310
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,078
What are you doing?
311
00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:32,679
I want to get
A running start.
312
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,381
No! No! No! No!
313
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,116
No!
314
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:44,791
Now, you have to play
By the rules.
315
00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:47,094
The bottle is clearly
Pointing at jill.
316
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,730
Now, jules, you have
To kiss her.
317
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:51,932
I pass.
318
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,467
For the hundredth time,
You cannot pass.
319
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:55,402
Ok, I quit.
320
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,642
Perhaps it's time we
Admit our failure.
321
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,377
It was
A well-intentioned
Experiment,
322
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,345
But we realize now
323
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,279
That
You're not ready
324
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,681
For this type of
Social interaction.
325
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,883
I guess
We can only conclude
326
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:12,119
By saying, oh, well.
327
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,656
No! I'm not giving up.
328
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,391
How difficult can it be
To kiss a woman?
329
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,160
Be a little assertive
For once in your life.
330
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,163
Now, you see
How easy that was?
331
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,597
Again.
332
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:25,565
Again.
333
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,444
Uh, class dismissed.
Let's go, hon.
334
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:53,994
Mmm, mmm...
335
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,495
Sam, is something
Wrong?
336
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:56,863
Mm-mmm. Why?
337
00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:58,465
You're
Biting your lip.
338
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,000
Usually you bite
My lip.
339
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:02,902
I'm sorry.
340
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,071
I have an idea.
341
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,005
Oh!
342
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,910
[music plays]
343
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,912
Let's dance the way
We used to, sam.
344
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,885
You know something?
345
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,153
We always dance.
346
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,222
Why don't we just,
Uh...
347
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:24,924
Why don't we just sit
Very still, huh?
348
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,929
It could become
A new tradition for us.
349
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,499
Come on, sam.
Let's slow-dance.
350
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,634
Oh, gee. Aah.
351
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,436
You like that, huh?
352
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,005
Hey. I got a great idea.
353
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:40,273
Uh, tell you what.
354
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,741
You want to learn
That new dance
355
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,710
That's sweeping boston?
356
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,078
I'm game.
What do we do?
357
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:48,948
The guy kind of
Stands like this,
Very still,
358
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:52,819
And sometimes he leans
Up against something.
359
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:55,655
Then pretty soon
His legs start to tremble.
360
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:56,789
The way
Yours are now.
361
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:57,991
Yeah, yeah.
362
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,126
Well, do you like it?
363
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,097
Well, what
Does the girl do?
364
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,632
Usually she runs
For some ice.
365
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,802
You don't want to dance,
Do you, sam?
366
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,072
You know, the truth is
I really don't.
367
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,741
Sam,
What's going on?
368
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:15,742
What do you mean?
369
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:18,545
Never mind.
I think I know.
370
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:19,979
I mean, it's obvious.
371
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,182
I'm not exactly as young
As I used to be.
372
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,983
Oh, no, sweetheart.
Wait a minute.
373
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,152
Is that what you think?
374
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,686
It's ok.
You can level with me.
375
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:28,088
I've gotten too old
For you.
376
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:31,258
No, honey.
Listen, age has
Nothing to do with it.
377
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:34,327
You are still
As young and sexy
378
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:37,164
As that first day
And night
379
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:39,632
And the next morning
That we met.
380
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,368
Really, sam?
381
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:44,037
Then why are you
Acting so standoffish?
382
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:47,006
Yeah. Oh, honey, I got
To level with you.
383
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,708
I fell down the steps today.
I threw my back out.
384
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,110
I can barely move.
385
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:53,680
Ohh.
Well, I'm not surprised.
A man your age.
386
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,494
Hey, look.
387
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:10,963
That cute guy with
The hairy knuckles,
388
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,265
He just left me
A 5-buck tip
389
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,667
Inside
This valentine.
390
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:15,635
How about that?
391
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,043
So what?
392
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,878
I thought that we--
393
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,380
Didn't care...
394
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,983
About that stupid,
Made-up...
395
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:33,320
Valentine corporate...
396
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,254
Garbage.
397
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,095
That's just
What losers say
398
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,663
When they don't
Get any,
399
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:44,864
But I got one,
400
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:48,168
And at 11:40, right
Under the wire.
401
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,537
Whoa, I almost
Pulled a rebecca
That time.
402
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,574
That's not very nice,
Carla.
403
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,978
You're right.
I'm sorry.
404
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,947
I almost forgot.
405
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,249
Guess
Who called you
406
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,083
To wish you
Happy
Valentine's day?
407
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,585
Who?
Nobody.
408
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,925
Well...
409
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,694
Don't you worry
There, rebecca.
410
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,028
Nobody's a loser
On this day.
411
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,697
I'm not going
To let you
412
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,899
Leave the bar
Empty-handed.
413
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,368
What's this?
414
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,803
It's a valentine's card
I got for mom,
415
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,872
But I think
It suits you better.
416
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,442
Gee, cliff. Thanks.
417
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,578
Hey! Carla!
418
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,580
I did get one!
419
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:36,283
So, uh, what am I
Going to get for it?
420
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:40,587
What do you mean?
421
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:43,423
Ah, come on, baby.
Swing a little.
422
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,263
What?
423
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,465
Well, uh,
According to frase,
424
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,967
Babes like guys
Who are assertive.
425
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,436
Come on.
426
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:59,906
Robin's not here,
Sam's out of the picture.
427
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:02,275
You had the rest.
Now try the best.
428
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,822
Happy valentine's day,
Cliff.
429
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,196
Thank you.
430
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,508
Cliffie, uh, where--
Where is ev--
431
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,443
Cliffie?
432
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,313
Cliffie!
433
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:57,464
Thank you.
434
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,571
I've had 20/20
Vision all my life.
435
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,038
Now when I go
To a restaurant,
436
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,407
I have
To have someone
At the next table
437
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:10,510
Hold the menu so
I can read it.
438
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,211
The worst thing
About old age
439
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,480
Is when you get so old,
440
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,449
The skin under your arm
Starts getting loose
441
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:20,119
And hanging
Like turkey wattle.
442
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,555
I thought that only
Happened to women.
443
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,790
Yeah. That's
What I meant.
444
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:29,829
I just hate to see it,
That's all.
445
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,898
Has your doctor
Put you
On a bran diet?
446
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,966
Oh, yeah. God.
447
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:34,934
Oh,
I tell you--
448
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,069
Oh, thank you. Ah.
449
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,638
Last year was the worst.
You know,
450
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:41,240
I went in
For this stomach problem.
451
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,876
Turned out I had a stone
The size of a golf ball.
452
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,545
It took me a month
To pass it.
453
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,580
Sam, has your hair
Started turning gray?
454
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:51,551
Hey, hey, man,
You're getting a little
Personal there, aren't you?
455
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:52,985
Sam, look. It's
Getting light out.
456
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,887
We've been talking
All night.
457
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:57,424
Huh. Hey,
How about that?
458
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,526
Wow. You know, it's...
That's a first.
459
00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:00,860
Kind of nice
To know that
460
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,596
We have something in common
Besides our bodies.
461
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,399
Yeah. We have
A deterioration
Of our bodies.
462
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,235
Well, I've got
A long drive ahead.
463
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:10,737
I better get started.
464
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:13,072
No, wait, wait.
Wait a second here.
465
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,542
Listen, honey,
You can't go now.
466
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,777
We barely spent
The night together.
467
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,011
Why can't you stay?
468
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,246
Oh, sam,
I would love to,
469
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:21,414
But you know
How this works--
470
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:22,782
Just one night
A year.
471
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,251
Yeah, but that's a stupid
Rule, you know that?
472
00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:26,853
I never have
Understood that.
473
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:28,254
Why can't you stay?
474
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,256
I have
To get to portland
By presidents' day.
475
00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:32,392
There's a linebacker
I always meet there.
476
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,630
You--you do this
With other guys?
477
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,098
Well, you have
Other women,
Don't you?
478
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:41,401
Well, yeah, but
Not once a year.
479
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:45,204
I mean, I thought
I was special to you.
480
00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:46,939
Oh, sam, you are.
481
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:49,008
You'll always
Be my valentine.
482
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:54,914
Next year.
483
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:57,917
Yeah, all right.
484
00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,719
Bye-bye.
485
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:01,788
Listen, I could
Start seeing you
486
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,356
On arbor day, too.
487
00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:05,725
Really? Oh, great.
488
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,860
Don't you see another guy
On arbor day, though?
489
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:11,097
I did, but he died.
490
00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:12,131
How?
491
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,065
Happy.
492
00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:18,538
Yeah, yeah.
We'll do it next time.
493
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:37,790
Thank you.
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