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"Cheers"Is filmed before
A live studio audience.
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Welcome to "Cheers 200".
I'm john mclaughlin.
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We will be showing some
Of the many highlights
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And lowlights
Of the first 199 episodes,
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As well as talking
To the originators,
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The cast,
And the current caretakers
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Of the little bar in boston
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Where everybody
Knows your name.
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All: norm!
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What are you up to,
Norm?
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My ideal weight
If I were 11 feet tall.
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Sheesh...Women.
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You can't live
With them, pass
The beer nuts.
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I came, I drank,
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I stayed.
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Give me a little something
With hair on it.
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Here I am.
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Does everybody like carla?
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You have to.
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It's a little known fact--
42% of all deaths in america
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Are caused
By accidents in the home.
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So were you.
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Who is cliff clavin?
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He'd be the wing nut
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That holds western
Civilization together.
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You lost a character--
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Right.
Nick colasanto--
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Who played the part
Of ernie pantusso,
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The coach.
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Cheers.
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Yeah, just a sec.
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Is there
An ernie pantusso here?
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Sam: that's you, coach.
Speaking.
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Oh, boy.
The damnedest thing.
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I've been shivering
All the way over here.
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Well, coach,
You don't have
A coat on.
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It's 30 degrees
Outside.
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Oh, thank god.
I thought I had malaria.
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A really
Intelligent woman
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Would see your line
Of b.S. A mile away.
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You think so, huh?
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Yeah, well, you know,
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I've never met
An intelligent woman
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That I'd want to date.
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On behalf of
The intelligent women
Around the world,
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May I just say--
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Whew!
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You are the nuttiest,
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The stupidest,
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The phoniest fruitcake
I ever met.
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You disgust me.
I hate you.
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Are you as turned on
As I am?
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More.
Bet me.
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Do you know
What the difference is
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Between you and a fat,
Braying ass?
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Nope.
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The fat,
Braying ass would.
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Speaking of fat,
Braying asses,
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You're about
To get dumped
On yours.
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Don't you ever
Hit me again.
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Like hell.
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You always think
You got to get
The last one in.
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Don't. Come on.
All right,
All right, fine!
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Good!
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Ow, ow, ow, ow,
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All right, please,
Come on, let go.
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Oh, what the hell?
Will you marry me?
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I'll be back here.
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I will.
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I'll see you
In six months.
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Ok?
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Ok.
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Ok. That's better.
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Have a good life.
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* sometimes
You want to go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you want to be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you want to go
Where everybody
Knows your name *
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Frasier crane.
What does he do for a living?
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He's a psychiatrist.
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What is frasier's
Philosophy of life?
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He hopes he can heal
The human condition.
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Come on, man.
Tell diane you love her.
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Let some fresh air
And sunlight in there.
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Frasier?
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What, sam?
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I don't like guys
Touching my head.
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Well, there's our next session.
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Is there some of you in him?
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Sure.
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I would like to heal
The world, yeah.
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Have you notified the world?
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In my small way,
Yeah.
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Is there some of him in you?
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Uh...Well,
We do walk
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The same streets
Together now.
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I am running
With scissors!
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You see, it's been
Psychologically
Documented
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That all
Human animals
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Have an erotic,
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Hair-trigger
Response
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To at least
One of the five
Sensory stimuli.
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Well, it could be
Anything, actually.
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The sound of the surf
Pounding against
The shore,
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The smell of honeysuckle
On a warm summer night.
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The taste of a vintage
Chateauneuf du pape.
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Fire-red fingernails
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Dancing through
Your chest hair.
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Black lace teddy
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Straining against
Its fleshy cargo.
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Frasier, man,
Snap out of it.
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In a minute, sam.
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Gentlemen!
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[all cheering]
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You know, I was listening
To a rock 'n' roll station
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On my way over here,
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And, you know,
It put me in the mood.
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There was a passage
In one of those tribal songs
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That I feel...
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Well, is the keynote
For this evening--
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"Everybody
Have fun tonight."
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"Everybody
Wang chung tonight."
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Did psychiatrist
Frasier crane
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Provide services
For diane chambers?
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No.
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No, that was my job.
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When diane left sam
And he started drinking again,
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He was filling the void
That diane left,
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And diane
Filled her emptiness
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By toying with...
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And destroying a man
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Who's her cultural
And intellectual
Superior in every way!
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Ok, kids,
You say hi to binky.
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Hi, binky!
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Binky, do your act.
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I don't have an act.
I'm a psychiatrist.
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Cliff: uh-oh,
Frost warning.
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Good afternoon,
Dr. Crane.
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Dr. Sternin.
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What a lovely
Surprise.
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I hope I can regard that
As civility
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In light
Of today's situation,
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Rather than sarcasm
At my expense.
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No, that was completely
At your expense.
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What these two people,
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Who are such geniuses
At romance,
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Are trying to do,
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Is to get you
To take your hair down,
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Thinking that
It will stimulate me
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Like some sort
Of pavlovian dog.
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So why don't you
Just oblige them,
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Get this silliness over
With, so we can get
On with our lives?
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You mean like this?
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Precisely.
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You know what?
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What?
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I'm going to kiss you.
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I'm going to kiss you
Hard and I'm going
To kiss you long.
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But make no mistake
About it, I am going
To kiss you.
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In fact, I'm going
To kiss you like
You've never--
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Oh, boy, my aunt edna's
Killer fudge brownies.
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Ooh, killers, eh?
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Yeah, they're
Called that because
The first time
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My uncle ford ever
Smelled them baking,
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He came running in
From the field and got
Hit by a combine.
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He hung on
For a few days.
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At the end,
He was just
Praying to die.
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Well, eat up,
Everybody.
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Woody, I don't know
About indiana,
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But around here
When guys get together
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To send another guy off
To his doom,
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Things can get
A little raunchy.
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You fellas ever
Dress up farm animals
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In women's clothing?
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No.
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Well, then
I'm one up on you.
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Woody harrelson,
Tell us about woody boyd.
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He likes other people,
You know,
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And he likes
Connecting with people
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And he doesn't really care
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To own the bar
Or anything one day.
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He just wants
To be a bartender
And live in the big city.
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Wood, she likes to do her
Cushion-pushing on four wheels.
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Miss howe?
Really?
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You know, back
Where I come from,
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We used to say
Something about
Girls like that.
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What?
Let's date them.
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Well, actually,
Carla, as a student
Of the theater,
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I have to correct you.
What you were doing there
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Is not called acting,
It's called improvising.
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Shut up, woody.
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Now, that would
Be directing.
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I take it that there's
A big part of you
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In woody boyd.
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Yeah, I would say
The virtue in me,
Is, uh...
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[laughter]
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No, I mean,
We're both very honest.
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Miss howe, I don't
Mean to insult you,
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But you're looking
Kind of puny.
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Have you lost weight?
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Is this a set up?
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Did sam tell you to say that?
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No, ma'am, I told
Myself to say it.
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Thank you, woody.
That's the nicest thing
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Anyone's said to me all week.
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Your hair's been looking
Kind of ratty, too.
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Some people say that
They thought in your
Last couple of episodes
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That you've been
A little bit harsher
Than you normally are.
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Yeah, I agree,
By the way.
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Shut up.
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What's the use?
I don't care anymore.
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Don't be bitter.
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I'm not bitter, sam.
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Just consumed
By a gnawing hate
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That's eating away at my gut
Until I can taste the bile
In my mouth.
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Well, I guess I am
A little bitter.
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Either that, or I'm coming
Down with something.
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Does anybody
Have a tic-tac?
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I was wondering
If woody
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Could perhaps
Recite the lyrics
To the kelly song.
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Let me get
In the right key. Ok.
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* kelly, my darling,
You are my sunshine *
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* when we're together,
I feel fine *
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* your smile is so lovely,
Your hair is so clean *
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* you make me feel *
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* that the whole world
Is mine *
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* kelly, kelly, kelly,
Kelly, kelly *
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* kelly, kelly, kelly,
Kelly, kelly, kelly, kelly *
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* k-e-l-l-y *
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Why? Because you're...
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* albania *
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* albania *
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* you border
On the adriatic *
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* good night, ladies *
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* good night, ladies *
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* good night, ladies *
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* we're going
To leave you now *
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* look at me *
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* I'm as helpless
As a kitten
In a tree *
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* time to rap
About a controversy *
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* gonna take a stand,
Won't show no mercy *
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* a lot of folks say
Jocks shouldn't be *
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* a-doin' the sports news
On tv *
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* I don't wanna hear
The latest scores *
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* from a bunch of ol'
Broadcastin' school bores *
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* so get your scores
From a guy like me *
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* who knows what it's like
To have a groin injury *
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* g-g-g-groin,
G-g-g-groin *
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* g-g-g-groin injury *
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00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:24,404
* too-ra,
Loo-ra, loo-ra *
253
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:31,011
* that's
An irish lullaby *
254
00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,480
She's asleep.
255
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,015
[all cheering]
256
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:38,551
[all humming theme from
"The magnificent seven"]
257
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:20,460
Bu-ah!
258
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,597
The first night
Of the show,
259
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:27,935
I really realized--
They introduced
The cast members,
260
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:32,505
And I felt the void
From the audience.
261
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:36,676
It was sort of
Like a silent,
Horrible void, to me.
262
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:39,712
I mean, maybe I was the only
One seeing it--hearing it,
263
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:42,049
But it was for shelley.
264
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,617
So right when--
After I came out,
265
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:48,555
And they, you know,
They were nice to me,
Yeah, you know.
266
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:51,624
"Big deal, we're not
Going to like you
No matter what you do."
267
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,627
I will prove it to you.
268
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,263
I'll dispel the myth
269
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,965
That you
Turn my stomach.
270
00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,700
I will give you
A little kiss.
271
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:05,238
Here. There.
272
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:17,217
Now, what category am I in?
273
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,319
Yes?
274
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,721
No?
275
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,823
Oh, jeez...
276
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:27,394
You know, why do I even
Bother with you?
277
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,698
Definite maybe.
278
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,867
I heard that.
279
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,403
You said maybe.
280
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,505
We had an idea for a scene
Where she's in the office
281
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,573
And sam comes in the office,
They've got a bet
282
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,510
That if he catches her
With a cigarette, she will
Go to bed with him.
283
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,313
Aha!
284
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,215
Oh, ah, hey,
285
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,983
Where's the pool table?
286
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:52,319
Ah! Wrong room.
287
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,258
She put a lit cigarette
In her mouth,
288
00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,692
And all of a sudden we went,
289
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,295
This woman
Has hidden talents.
290
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,164
Norm,
I need your help.
291
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:06,966
Oh, you just started,
You're going to do fine,
292
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,468
Things are going to turn
Around, I swear!
293
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:12,472
No, you idiot, my hair's
Stuck to the wall!
294
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:18,045
It's a huge risk.
Take it. Take it.
295
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:22,182
I'm moving to tokyo.
I'm taking over the japanese
Division. I leave tonight.
296
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:24,984
Yes, darling, yes!
297
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:27,987
Ohhh.
298
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,191
Can I have my drink?
299
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:34,394
You know, you men
Are all alike.
300
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,403
Yeah, so where was I?
301
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:47,107
Uh, you were engaged to one
Of the richest men in the world.
302
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,808
Could I just have my check?
303
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,710
Are you a man?
304
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:53,546
Sure.
305
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:57,317
I'm going to have
To break it off with robin.
306
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,686
Well, it's the right
Thing to do.
307
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:03,756
I'll just say to him, um...
308
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:07,060
That's it, sweet baby.
309
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,799
I think the two
Of us are cut out
Of the same cloth.
310
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,901
I think that we,
Perhaps,
311
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,104
Have a friendship
In the making.
312
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,172
We may not see it,
313
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,141
But I think
We have a deep,
Deep friendship.
314
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,442
I think
We're very similar.
315
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:23,676
Do you think
You share a value system?
316
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:26,946
Well, I think we're
Equally shallow.
317
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,015
Mr. Colcord---
Rebecca, I'll be brief.
318
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:32,051
You were very understanding
About that little incident
Back in my limo,
319
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:34,487
And I think that
Kind of understanding
Should be rewarded.
320
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,190
So I'd like you to have this.
321
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:47,066
[whispering]
It's gorgeous!
322
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:58,111
No!
323
00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,612
I should like to point out
That if I had offered
324
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:02,115
This bracelet
To my charge d'affaires,
325
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,850
She would have
Snapped it up in a blur.
326
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,486
Heh. I admire your standards.
327
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:10,390
You know, this definitely
Puts you in the lead.
328
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,360
Must go.
329
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,528
Would you care to join me?
330
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,966
Did you hear that?
331
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:23,270
I am winning!
332
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:24,771
I'm winning!
333
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:28,341
No! Hey, listen.
Listen to me
For a second.
334
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,076
Come on, you're
Giving up something
335
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,978
Very valuable
And very important.
336
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,214
You're going
To regret this
The rest of your life.
337
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,583
[gasps] you're right.
338
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:41,621
I will take that bracelet.
339
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:48,228
Oh, it's not just
Losing the job.
340
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:52,165
It's that I was, you know,
Taken advantage of.
341
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:55,101
I know. I know.
342
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:58,538
That I was used.
That I was just...
343
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:02,842
You know, manipulated
By somebody who
Just cynically wanted to...
344
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,412
Get something from me.
345
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:09,616
Malone, what are
You doing?
346
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:13,152
I'm feeling bad.
347
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:16,523
No. You are feeling
Pretty good.
348
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:20,293
Ok, I admit it.
I'm not a sad guy.
349
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,263
I'm a happy, horny guy.
350
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:27,066
What is sam's
Philosophy of life?
351
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:32,572
Service the queen bee,
You know? To...
352
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:36,476
Look at the two of you.
Look at the three of us.
353
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:39,879
Let's look at
The two of you again.
354
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,049
Can we get a couple
Piña coladas
Over here?
355
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:46,253
Sure thing.
Let me just finish
Making this margarita.
356
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,788
So anyway, margarita...
357
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,526
All I can think about
Is getting home
And jumping into bed.
358
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:56,296
Need anybody
To break your fall?
359
00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:00,300
Guess who.
Uh-oh.
360
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,668
I'll give you a hint.
361
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:05,705
Vermont ski lodge,
A roaring fire, and baby oil.
362
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:10,843
Um...Could you
Be more specific?
363
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,412
Great.
364
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,247
What time will you
Be getting off?
365
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,054
You've been
With a lot of women.
366
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,824
No, I have not.
There have not been
That many women.
367
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,159
That gets exaggerated
Here in the bar.
368
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,362
There haven't been
That many. Really.
369
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,498
How many
Have there been?
370
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,667
Well, I don't know.
Maybe, uh, 400.
371
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,503
Aah!
372
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,805
Honeys, honeys.
Four honeys.
373
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,273
You know, sam,
374
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:43,075
The church does
Recommend chastity
375
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:45,978
To unmarried people.
376
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,417
Oh, I'm sorry.
You were serious. Uh...
377
00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:53,686
For the sake
Of our friendship,
378
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,323
I am just going to resist
My sexual urges
379
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,157
And that's all
There is to it.
380
00:20:58,224 --> 00:20:59,959
Now come here.
381
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:02,295
There. All right.
382
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:05,365
You know that
I loved evan drake
383
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,534
Since the first time
I met him.
384
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,503
I'm sorry.
This is not working.
Hot fire below.
385
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:19,011
I can't imagine
Not doing this show.
386
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:20,547
Um...
387
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,015
I think the thing I notice
388
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:24,951
Is that when I walk around,
389
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:27,186
The incredible, uh...
390
00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:28,755
The faces of the people
391
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:31,524
That look back when
They recognize"Cheers."
392
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:35,562
That look in that face
Is, uh...
393
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:39,198
Coming back at you
Is such a privilege
394
00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,501
To walk around
In that atmosphere,
395
00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:43,169
That it is, uh...
396
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,204
It's...
397
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:46,939
It's magical.
398
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,847
* makin' your way
In the world today *
399
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:57,650
* takes everything
You've got *
400
00:21:57,717 --> 00:22:00,387
* takin' a break
From all your worries *
401
00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:03,255
* sure would help a lot *
402
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:07,694
* wouldn't you like
To get away?
403
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:12,365
* all those nights
When you've got no lights *
404
00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:15,101
* the check is in the mail *
405
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,303
* and your little angel *
406
00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:21,040
* hung the cat up
By its tail *
407
00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:24,411
* and your third fiancé
Didn't show *
408
00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:28,748
* sometimes you want to go *
409
00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:33,720
* where everybody
Knows your name *
410
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:38,825
* and they're always
Glad you came *
411
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:41,260
* you want to be
Where you can see *
412
00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:43,362
* our troubles
Are all the same *
413
00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:44,897
* you want to be *
414
00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:48,868
* where everybody
Knows your name *
415
00:22:52,004 --> 00:22:54,140
* you roll out of bed,
Mr. Coffee's dead *
416
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,675
* the morning's
Lookin' bright *
417
00:22:55,742 --> 00:22:57,577
* morning's
Lookin' bright *
418
00:22:57,644 --> 00:22:59,846
* and your shrink
Ran off to europe *
419
00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:02,649
* and didn't even write *
420
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:07,620
* and your husband
Wants to be a girl *
421
00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:10,590
* be glad there's one place
In the world *
422
00:23:10,657 --> 00:23:14,461
* where everybody
Knows your name *
423
00:23:15,662 --> 00:23:20,332
* and they're always
Glad you came *
424
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,369
* you want to go
Where people know *
425
00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:25,772
* people are all the same *
426
00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:31,811
* you want to go
Where everybody
Knows your name *
427
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,354
* where everybody
Knows your name *
428
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,791
* everybody
Knows your name *
429
00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:50,530
* and they're always
Glad you came *
430
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,832
* where everybody
Knows your name *
431
00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:54,967
* everybody
Knows your name *
432
00:23:55,034 --> 00:24:00,372
* and they're always
Glad you came *
433
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:03,275
* where everybody
Knows your name *
434
00:24:03,342 --> 00:24:05,545
* everybody
Knows your name *
435
00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:07,847
* and they're always
Glad you came *
436
00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:09,916
Tell you what you do.
Why don't you--
437
00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:13,720
Will you get
Out of here? Go on.
438
00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:18,925
Cheers to "Cheers"
On your 200th,
439
00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:23,195
Looking forward
To "Cheers'"400th.
440
00:24:23,262 --> 00:24:24,497
Bye-bye.
441
00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:27,199
[cheers and applause]
442
00:24:42,281 --> 00:24:44,216
[indistinct chatter]
443
00:25:12,478 --> 00:25:15,081
Thank you all for coming.
Thank you.
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