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"Cheers"Is filmed before
A live studio audience.
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Young man, a beer, please.
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Hey, you're on
Sunday morning tv,
Aren't you?
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Indeed.
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Are you, uh...
David brinkley?
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No.
Sam donaldson?
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Give me a break.
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Oh.
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Aren't you the guy
Who keeps
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The"Gorgeous ladies
Of wrestling"
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From tearing each
Other's hair out?
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You could say that.
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Oh, man.
Your money's
No good here.
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Actually,
I'm john mclaughlin.
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I'm the moderator
Of a political round table
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Called "The mclaughlin group".
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Oh. Well,
That'll be 2.50.
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* makin' your way
In the world today *
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* takes everything you've got *
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* takin' a break
From all your worries *
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* sure would help a lot *
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* wouldn't you like
To get away? *
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* sometimes you want to go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you want to be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you want to be *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* you want to go
Where people know *
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* people are all the same *
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* you want to go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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[applause]
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Good evening.
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Welcome to"Cheers 200."
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I'm john mclaughlin.
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A little more
Than eight years ago,
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A pseudo intellectual
College student
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Walked into a bar
[telephone rings]
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And met
A recovering alcoholic
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Ex-relief pitcher
For the boston red sox.
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Hello? Sam?
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Are you sam?
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[muffled] yes.
Yes, he's here.
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Someone named vicki.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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No, she knows you're here.
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I told her you're here.
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Well--
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Now, look.
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I'm sorry. I was wrong.
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He had to step out. Where?
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Well, uh...
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I think what happened is,
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He, uh...He had--
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He had to go to mime class.
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That week, america
Was supremely uninterested.
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"Cheers"Ranked number 77
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Out of a possible 77
Television shows.
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Last season,
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It was the number one
Television show in america.
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On this,
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The occasion of the 200th
Episode of"Cheers",
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We will be showing
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Some of the many highlights
And lowlights
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Of the first 199 episodes,
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As well as talking
To the originators,
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The cast,
And the current caretakers
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Of the little bar in boston
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Where everybody
Knows your name.
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We'll be right back.
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It's like
I'm in complete control
Of people's destinies.
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Yeah, like, I can make
Their drinks too strong
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So they get sick,
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Or I can water 'em down
So they're payin' for nothin'.
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Yeah.
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Or if I don't like
Their attitudes,
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I can spit in it.
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Carla, you're
Not still upset
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About that little
Argument we had
The other day?
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You tell me.
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Oh, hey, carla, listen,
I'm sorry about this morning
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When I called you
A sawed-off witch.
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All: norm!
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George wendt, tell us
About norm peterson.
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Well, uh,
He hangs out in a bar.
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Yeah.
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He, uh...
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He's got
Darn good writers.
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Afternoon, everybody.
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All: norm!
What's up, norm?
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My nipples.
It's freezing out there.
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What are you up to,
Norm?
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My ideal weight
If I were 11 feet tall.
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Hey, mr. Peterson,
Jack frost nipping
At your nose?
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Yeah. Now let's get joe beer
Nipping at my liver, huh?
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What's going on,
Mr. Peterson?
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Let's talk about
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What's going
In mr. Peterson.
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Hey, what's happening, norm?
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It's a dog-eat-dog
World, sammy,
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And I'm wearing
Milk bone underwear.
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Norm's a very loyal guy.
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Unfortunately,
His priorities
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Are a little bit
Out of whack.
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He's loyal
To the bar first
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And, you know,
To his marriage
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Somewhere down the line,
But he is loyal.
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You can't go
Sneaking out nights
On somebody you love.
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Woody,you have
To believe that truth--
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Norm, it's vera.
I'm not here--
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Honesty, are
The cornerstones
Of marriage.
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I promised vera
I'd pick up
Some chinese food.
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Well, that's nice
Of you, norm.
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Well, I spilled it
On the floor this morning.
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Jeez...Women.
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You can't
Live with them.
Pass the beer nuts.
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Yeah, norm,
How come you and vera
Never had any kids?
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I can't, coach.
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Gee, I'm sorry, norm.
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I look at vera,
I just can't.
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See you in the morning,
I guess, huh?
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Yeah, I may be
A little late.
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Ah, that's ok.
I had a key made.
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I came, I drank...
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I stayed.
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[groans]
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What's the matter, norm?
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Nothing. Just my shorts
Are binding up on me.
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Just, you know,
Stand up and straighten
Them out a little.
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Nah. I'll give them
Five minutes.
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Sometimes
They self-correct.
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I've been down this road
A few times myself,
And take it from a pro--
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There is one thing
You always have to do
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Before you tell a guy
You love him.
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What's that?
Lose the mustache.
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Rhea, tell us about carla.
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Well, she's,
Um, a survivor.
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She's a realist.
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She's very fertile.
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I cannot let
Any man touch me,
Talk to me or see me
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Or I'll be shooting out kids
Like a pez dispenser.
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Do you think that she's mean?
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No. I don't think
She's mean.
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I think that she's honest.
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Frasier,
You're brilliant.
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That is one the most brilliant
Ideas you've ever had,
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And you've had a lot
Of brilliant ideas.
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Thank you, carla.
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See, woody, it works.
Bonehead bought it.
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Nothing wrong
With sweating.
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I myself
Have perspired
Once or twice.
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We could grow rice.
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Give me a little something
With hair on it.
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Here I am.
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So, uh, you married?
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Yes, quite happily.
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Too bad.
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You could have been
My first englishman.
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Oh, no, no, wait.
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There was
That one other guy,
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But he was so white,
I kept losing him
In the sheets.
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Does everybody like carla?
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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You have to.
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Did carla like diane chambers?
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No.
No?
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Suffice it to say,
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He insists on
Making mountains
Out of molehills.
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He wants you to wear
A padded bra?
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I can no longer
Hold my tongue.
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Want me to do it?
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He has saved hundreds,
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Nay, thousands
Of troubled marriages.
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It's even rumored
That he had a hand
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In helping chuck and di.
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Speaking of that,
Why don't you
Upchuck and die?
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Do you like cliff?
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No.
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You don't like cliff?
No!
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It's a little known fact,
42% of all deaths
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In america are caused
By accidents in the home.
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So were you.
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Yeah, you'd never
Catch a woman of mine
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Leading me around
By the nose.
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No, but you might catch her
Sunning herself on a rock.
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What a pathetic display.
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I'm ashamed
God made me a man.
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I don't think god's
Doing a lot of bragging
About it, either.
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If you go back in history
And take every president,
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You'll find that
The numerical value
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Of each letter
In their last name
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Was equally divisible
Into the year
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In which they were elected.
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See, I figured it out,
And by my calculations,
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Our next president
Has to be named
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Yelnick mcgwawa.
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Who is cliff clavin?
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Well, cliff,
According to cliff,
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He'd be the wing nut
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That holds western
Civilization together.
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Yeah.
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According to me, uh,
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He'd just be
A winged nut.
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Hey, you got
A big mouth, clavin.
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Yeah, he happens to be
Right, you know.
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Yeah, it's a genetic quirk
In the clavin family
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That we all have
Two extra teeth.
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Yeah, you see,
That's the only way
That we can prove
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That we are the rightful heirs
To the russian throne.
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Hello in there,
Cliff.
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Tell me,
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What color
Is the sky
In your world?
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You know, I happen to be
A bit of an expert
On tapeworms.
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It all goes back
To my eighth-grade
Science fair.
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You know, everybody else
Had rabbits and guinea pigs.
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I had a tapeworm.
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Really?
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Yeah, so I couldn't go.
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Or was that,
Uh, a ringworm?
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Check, please.
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Yeah. Boy, oh, boy.
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Me and parasites.
Don't get me started.
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John, is there
Part of you in cliff?
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Oh, yeah.
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I am fascinated by
Fascinating facts, yeah.
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Is there a part
Of cliff in you?
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Uh, I wear white socks.
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Well!
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What did I tell you?
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Is that cliff clavin
Or is that don ho, huh?
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Where you been, buddy,
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Some faraway
Island resort?
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Oh, easy mistake,
Norm, but no, I got this tan
Right here in bean town.
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Was that at the new
Tan-and-wash
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I've been hearing
So dang much about?
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That's right, normie.
By the way,
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Did you realize that the tan
First gained popularity
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In what is now known
As the bronze age?
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Great, great.
Well, I'm sold.
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And by the way,
Look how white I used to be.
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During the course
Of the history of "Cheers,"
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You lost a character.
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You lost a man, right,
Nick colasanto,
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Who played the part
Of ernie pantusso,
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The coach.
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Nicky was like a father.
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I mean, he was the father,
And woody's the kid.
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I mean, that was, uh,
Nicky was the sage.
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He used to say
He played the character
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Like a 12-year-old.
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He would sit
And listen to everybody
254
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Like they made complete sense.
255
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,493
I don't know
If you know the set,
256
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,063
But he's still present.
We put a picture of geronimo
257
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,798
That nicky had
In his dressing room.
258
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:47,434
We put that on
The upstage wall
Of "Cheers".
259
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,469
So he's still present.
260
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:52,439
He was a former coach
And professional baseball--
261
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,241
He was sam's coach, yeah.
262
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,976
He had a record
In minor league
263
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:58,178
Of being hit
By a pitch more
Than any other--
264
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:01,014
I mean,
What I'd do was,
I'd get up there
265
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,316
And lean my body
Into the pitch,
Right?
266
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:06,553
And, well, sometimes
I took one right
In the old melon.
267
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:10,457
But, I mean,
I really made
A science out of it.
268
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,192
I became a master.
269
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,527
Well, here.
Try to miss me.
270
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,696
Ohh.
271
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:20,800
You ready?
Ok, here we go.
272
00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:23,170
I'm not going to get it
Anywhere near him.
273
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,172
That's the whole point.
274
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:28,741
[bonk]
275
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,544
[gasps]
276
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:35,415
I'm on my way
To first!
277
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:36,984
Nicky was amazing.
278
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,218
I mean, he was a director.
279
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,020
Accomplished
Director
And teacher.
280
00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:41,354
A very, very bright man.
281
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,356
And he would like,
He would drive
On the lot,
282
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,458
Andhe'd say that he'd
Get out of his car,
283
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:50,130
And he'd turn that off,
And he was coach
From then on.
284
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:53,166
"Cheers." yeah, just a sec.
285
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,135
Is there an ernie pantusso here?
286
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,370
That's you, coach.
Speaking.
287
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:01,008
Oh, boy.
288
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,176
The damnedest thing.
289
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,478
I've been shivering
All the way over here.
290
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,180
Well, coach,
You don't have
A coat on.
291
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,815
It's 30 degrees
Outside.
292
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:11,952
Oh, thank god.
I thought I had malaria.
293
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,822
Yeah, just a sec.
294
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:16,957
It's for you, sam.
295
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,258
Uh, give me
A second, coach.
296
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,527
Uh, I'll put you on hold.
297
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,465
[singing mellow melody]
298
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,672
Thank you, coach.
299
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,074
All the classy joints
Do that.
300
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,078
Ah, coach, I'm having blackouts.
301
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:41,548
Kind of a nice
Break in the day,
Isn't it, sam?
302
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,184
Do you remember nick,
Shelley?
Dearly.
303
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:46,954
He was really
Diane's only friend,
304
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,121
Real friend.
305
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,057
He would listen to diane,
306
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,292
And he would
Counsel her
307
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:55,362
And offer her a kind of
Support and friendship
308
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,897
That didn't really
Come out clearly
309
00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:01,101
From many of the other
Members of the bar.
310
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:04,071
Coach, what do you do
When you are so furious
311
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,139
That you have to do something?
312
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,375
Well, I know you think
It's kind of crazy,
313
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:11,911
But I bang my head
On the bar.
314
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,248
Doesn't sound crazy to me.
315
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,650
It might do me a lot
Of good right now.
316
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:20,653
Well, ok.
317
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,056
No, no! Oh, don't.
318
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,858
But you're--you're
So beautiful, so--
319
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,594
Beautiful?
320
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:30,063
Daddy, you have been
Saying that I'm beautiful
321
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,965
Ever since I was
A very little girl.
322
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:36,203
But look at me!
Not as my father,
323
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,837
But like you're looking at me
For the first time.
324
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:41,674
And please try to see me
As I really am.
325
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,949
Oh, my god,
I didn't realize
326
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:52,219
How much you look
Like your mother.
327
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,321
I know.
328
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:58,325
I look exactly like her,
And mom was not...
329
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,433
Comfortable
About her beauty.
330
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:09,702
But that's what made her
More beautiful.
331
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:14,474
Your mother
Grew more beautiful
332
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,676
Every day of her life.
333
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:23,083
She was really beautiful?
334
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,252
Yes, and so are you.
335
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,521
You're the most
Beautiful kid
In the whole world.
336
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:33,060
Thanks, daddy.
337
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:43,336
We wanted to create--
338
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:46,139
There are in america
Great neighborhood bars.
339
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,007
But not everybody has one,
340
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:50,710
And so we thought
We'd give, for all those
Poor, deprived people,
341
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,945
We'd give them one.
And that included ourselves,
We didn't have one.
342
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,647
So we created one,
343
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,317
A place that we would
Like to go and spend time,
344
00:16:57,384 --> 00:17:00,253
And where everybody could go
One night a week
345
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,422
And be with friends.
346
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:04,491
Hyah!
347
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,926
[shrieking]
348
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:09,796
[all yelling]
349
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,301
Easy, I got it.
350
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,571
Let go! Oh!
351
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,039
Let go of me!
352
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,674
You get your--stop it!
353
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,376
You had the gall--
354
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,548
Whoa!
355
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:29,982
Come on, you guys.
356
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,551
Whoa!
357
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:32,785
Oh, no!
358
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,487
Oh, no!
359
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,323
Whoops!
360
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:39,726
No!
361
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,837
Stop this immediately!
362
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:57,944
I have never been witness
363
00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:01,080
To such a silly, soph--
364
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,325
Sam malone...
365
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:15,395
Kiss your butt good-bye!
366
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:18,398
[all yelling and shrieking]
367
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:28,107
When you conceived
Of the relationship
368
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:32,845
Between diane chambers
And sam malone,
369
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,514
What was it?
370
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,149
I think that
There was
An intensity
371
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,318
With the sam
And diane affair
372
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,320
That was, uh...
Dominating?
373
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:41,821
Yeah. Very much so.
374
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,456
A really intelligent woman
375
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:46,259
Would see your line
Of b.S. A mile away.
376
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,461
You think so, huh?
Uh-huh.
377
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:49,696
Uh-huh.
378
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:50,697
Yeah, well, you know,
379
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,799
I've never met
An intelligent woman
380
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,234
That I'd want to date.
381
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,903
On behalf of
The intelligent women
382
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,472
Around the world,
May I just say--
383
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,374
Whew!
384
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:07,880
Well, I'll be darned.
385
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,048
What?
386
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:12,051
Nothing. I just
Noticed something.
387
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:13,420
What?
388
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,388
Well, I guess I've, uh,
389
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,790
I've never looked
Into your eyes.
390
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,126
Something wrong
With them?
391
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,195
No. I, uh...
392
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:25,765
I just don't think
I've ever seen eyes
That color before.
393
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:30,870
As a matter of fact,
I don't think I've ever
Seen that color before.
394
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,806
Yes, I have.
Yes, I have.
395
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,010
Where?
396
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:39,979
I was, uh...
397
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:43,316
I was on a ski weekend
Up at stowe.
398
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:46,286
I was coming in late one day.
399
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,388
Last person off the slopes.
400
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:51,458
The sun had just gone down,
401
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,627
And the sky became
This incredible color.
402
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,430
I--I usually don't
Notice things like that.
403
00:19:57,497 --> 00:20:01,133
And I found myself kind of
Walking around in the cold,
404
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,170
Hoping that
It wouldn't change,
405
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,172
Wishing that I had
Somebody there
406
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,207
To share it with me.
407
00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:09,509
And afterwards, I tried
To convince myself
408
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,411
That I'd imagined that color,
409
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:14,581
That I hadn't really seen it,
410
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:18,351
That nothing on this earth
Could be that beautiful.
411
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:21,354
Now I see I was wrong.
412
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,462
Wouldn't work, huh?
413
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:32,765
What?
414
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:36,903
An intelligent woman
Would see right through that.
415
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,671
Oh.
416
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,340
Oh!
417
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,644
In a minute.
418
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,813
Damn.
419
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:52,752
You are the nuttiest,
420
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:54,354
The stupidest,
421
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,188
The phoniest fruitcake
I ever met!
422
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,392
You, sam malone,
Are the most arrogant,
Self-centered son--
423
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,428
Shut up!
Shut your fat mouth.
424
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,563
Make me.
Make you?
425
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,632
My god, I'm going
To bounce you off
426
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,534
Every wall
In this office!
427
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,770
Try it and you'll be
Walking funny tomorrow.
428
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,475
Or should I say funnier?
429
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,677
You know, you know
I always wanted
430
00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,312
To pop you one.
431
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:21,113
Maybe this is
My lucky day, huh?
432
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:23,716
You disgust me.
I hate you.
433
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,151
Are you as turned on
As I am?
434
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:28,588
More.
Bet me.
435
00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:29,956
Whenever you think too much
About something,
436
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,224
It loses all its sense.
I mean, obviously,
437
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,861
The only reason
Why I'm with you
Is because I lo--
438
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:39,499
What, sam?
439
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,402
I said the reason
Why I'm with you
440
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:45,237
Is 'cause I lo--
441
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,873
You lo?
442
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:49,942
Well, you know
What I mean.
443
00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,844
Well, what's
The matter?
Can't you say it?
444
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:54,847
Of course I can.
I lo--I lo--I lo--
445
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:57,584
Do you know
What the difference is
446
00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:00,052
Between you
And a fat braying ass?
447
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:01,421
Nope.
448
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:04,657
The fat braying ass would.
449
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:09,862
Speaking of fat
Braying asses,
450
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:12,999
You're about to get
Dumped on yours.
451
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:16,068
How dare you slap me?
452
00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:21,908
Don't you ever hit me again.
453
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:23,543
Like hell.
454
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:30,583
You always think
You got to get
The last one in--
455
00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:32,151
Don't! Come on!
All right,
All right, fine!
456
00:22:32,218 --> 00:22:33,386
Oh! Ow!
457
00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:35,655
Ow, ow, ow!
458
00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:36,923
Please,
Come on, let go.
459
00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:40,427
Oh, what the hell.
Will you marry me?
460
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,098
Will you marry me?
461
00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:48,000
No.
462
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:53,339
Oh, diane,
Will you marry me?
463
00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,875
No, sam.
464
00:22:57,176 --> 00:23:00,312
Diane,
Will you marry me?
465
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:04,083
That didn't sound
Very sincere.
466
00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:12,692
I'll be back here.
467
00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:14,326
I will.
468
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,896
I'll see you in six months.
469
00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:18,698
Ok?
470
00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:20,032
Ok.
471
00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:21,601
Ok.
472
00:23:21,668 --> 00:23:23,670
That's better.
473
00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:39,085
Have a good life.
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