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Cheers is filmed before
A live studio audience.
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Rebecca, how are you
On this magnificent day?
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None of your business.
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[imitating john wayne]
Who stuck a burr under
Your saddle, missy?
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Sorry, frasier.
I've just been in
A bad mood lately.
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Would you like
To talk about it?
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It might help
To alleviate
Your depression.
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No, I really wouldn't
Feel comfortable
Talking to you.
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Why is that? Because
You know me too well
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To think of me
As a therapist?
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No. Because I saw
You dance around
This bar in your underwear
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With swizzle sticks
In your ears
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When they brought back
Classic coke.
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Granted, that wasn't
My finest hour,
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But you can taste
The difference.
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Now, rebecca,
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Counseling people
Is what I do.
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Please let me
Help you.
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All right, frasier.
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It's just that I can't
Seem to make anything work.
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Robin is in prison,
I manage this crummy bar,
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My career is
At a standstill,
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I'm miserable,
I'm lonely,
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And now I have to sell
My mercedes.
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I see.
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Well, I'll...
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I'll give you
$5,000 cash
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And take over
Your payments.
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$6,000, firm.
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Deal.
Thank you.
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Damn, it's good
To heal!
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* makin' your way
In the world today *
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* takes everything you've got
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* takin' a break
From all your worries *
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* sure would help a lot
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* wouldn't you like
To get away? *
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* sometimes
You wanna go *
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* where everybody
Knows your name *
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* and they're always
Glad you came *
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* you wanna be
Where you can see *
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* our troubles
Are all the same *
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* you wanna be where
Everybody knows your name *
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* you wanna go
Where people know *
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* people are all the same
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* you wanna go where
Everybody knows your name *
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You know, sam,
This is a treat.
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I've got this side
Of the bar
To myself.
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I can drink my beer
And enjoy
My newspaper
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Without being
Pummeled on
Every side
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By inane chatter.
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Yup.
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Say, well, look at this.
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There is barometric
Pressure on venus.
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How do they
Measure that?
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Beats me.
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A man was reunited
With his
Twin brother
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After 30 years.
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They worked in
The same auto plant
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In columbus, ohio.
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That's nice.
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Say, would anybody
Like me to read
Their horoscope?
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I'll start with aries.
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Somebody want to play
With frasier, please?
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Hi, sammy.
Sorry I'm late.
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There's a prison work crew
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In the park
Across the street.
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You should've heard
Some of those raunchy,
Sleazy come-ons.
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Pretty bad, huh?
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Oh, yeah.
I really outdid myself.
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I should write a book.
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Hey, becs, you know,
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You might be
Interested to know
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That one of
Those cons out there
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Is your pasty-faced
Billionaire boyfriend.
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Robin?
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Yeah. He was out there
Picking up trash.
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I wonder if he was
Using the same line
He used on you.
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My poor, sweet baby.
I better go see him.
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No, I better not.
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If the other guys
Get jealous,
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They might give him
A hard time.
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But then, if I don't
Go see him, he'll probably
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Think that I'm
Ashamed of him.
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But if I see him,
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It might be all
Too painful for him.
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What should I do?
I don't know.
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What do you think
I should do?
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Twins in
The same auto plant?
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Come on, you guys.
You just don't care.
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Honey, I'm trying
Like hell to care.
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If it means that much
To you,
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Why don't you run outside
There and blow him a kiss.
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Yeah, right.
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Get him in trouble
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So he has to spend
The night in the box.
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Blow him a kiss.
You heartless bastard!
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Boy, it must have been pretty
Rough on old robin colcord, huh?
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One day he's living
In a penthouse,
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The next day, he's
Picking up trash
With a stick.
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You're loving this,
Aren't you, sammy?
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Every minute.
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Sam, you missed
A great lunch.
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Mr. Clavin
And mr. Peterson
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Treated me at
The hungry heifer.
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How was it?
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Wednesday ribs-capade,
Sammy.
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End of story.
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Where's the third member
Of your gastronomic
Suicide squad?
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Mr. Peterson's still
At the heifer.
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You know, we got
Some bad news.
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They're going to
Tear the place down.
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Oh, dear. Well, I can
See why norm would want
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To spend some final
Moments of contemplation
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In a place that meant
So much to him.
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No, no. He was just
Sopping up some gravy
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With a parker house roll.
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Each man mourns
In his own way.
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Hope it doesn't
Hit him too hard.
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What's the big deal?
So they're leveling
Another beef joint.
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Another beef joint?
You obviously
Have never been there
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For "You keep the hoof"
Night.
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I know this is not
Atypical behavior.
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Many people can form
Emotional bonds
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To significant places
In their lives.
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I think we should
All be very sensitive
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To what norm is
Going through.
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You know, that's
A good idea, frase.
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Maybe we shouldn't
Say anything
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To remind him
Of the hungry heifer
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When he comes
Back here.
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Maybe not say any words
Like "Beef" or "Meat."
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Sam, what about
"Meet" as in
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"Let's meet
For dinner tonight"?
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Yeah. That would
Be fine, woody.
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Great. Where do
You want to go?
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You feel like
Chinese?
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You know,
On second thought,
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Maybe that's not
A good idea.
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That's why I asked.
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Good afternoon,
Everybody.
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Norm!
Norm!
Norm!
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Hey, how's life
Treating you
There, norm?
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Beats me...
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And it kicks me
And leaves me
For dead.
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Well, here's
A cold one for you
There, buddy.
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Hey, uh...
Norm.
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How about some of these
Extra-salty pretzels
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You so heartily
Enjoy, huh?
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You're welcome to share
Some of my beer nuts
If you like.
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Meat!
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Everybody was
Thinking it.
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I was the only one who had
The guts to say it.
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We're sorry, man.
We feel bad
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Because we know
How much
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The hungry heifer
Means to you.
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You don't know
The half of it,
Sammy.
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I love the heifer.
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Don't know what
I'm going to do
Without that place.
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It was like my home
Away from cheers.
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If you'll excuse me,
Guys, I...
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Just want
To be alone.
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Wait. Whoa!
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Not that alone.
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Well, they're carting
The cons away.
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Robin's leaving?
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Yeah. Just loaded him
And his sunburnt pals
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Into the van.
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He was red as a lobster.
Bet he blisters.
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Carla, honey, I
Don't think rebecca
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Wants to talk about
This right now.
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After all,
Her guy's in jail.
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She's lonely.
She's hurting.
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She's a woman
In need.
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She misses her man.
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God, I do, sam.
I do.
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Say, hon...
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I just want to say that
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I know what you're
Going through right now
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And if there's anything
I can do for you,
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Or to you,
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I'm here for you,
Or there for you,
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Or on the floor
For you.
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Gee, sam, when you
Put it like that,
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You make me sick.
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Well, you'll
Think about it.
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I mean, because you're
Thinking about it right now.
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I bet if I took
An x-ray of your brain,
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I'd be lying
Stretched out,
All naked.
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Don't leave out
The tag on your toe.
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Would that tag
Happen to say
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"For a good time,
Follow this leg"?
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I sure know how to make
My own fun, don't I?
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Guys, look,
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Sorry I was getting
All emotional
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In the hungry heifer.
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It's just that
I'm losing someplace
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That's so close
To my heart.
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Don't you mean
Clogging your heart?
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Norm, there are
Other restaurants.
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It's not just
The restaurant.
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It's the owner, ok?
Sid nelson.
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He's a funny
Kind of guy.
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He's all tough
On the outside,
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But really
Soft and mushy
On the inside.
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Not unlike
His entire menu.
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Sid was always
There for me.
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Not unlike
His entire menu.
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I remember one time
In college I had
To stay up all night
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To finish a term paper.
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Sid stayed up with me
Till we finished it.
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We also finished
A two-pound onion loaf.
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Well, norm, I don't blame you
For being depressed.
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No. Depressed?
Come on.
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Life's only temporary
Anyway, right?
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You're born,
Blah, blah, blah.
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You die.
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Norm, I look at you and I
See a man at a crossroads.
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This may be your very first
Brush with mortality,
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With the temporal
Nature of things.
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You may feel
Futile now,
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But there are ways
To combat that.
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Yeah? How?
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Well, by guaranteeing
Your own immortality,
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By leaving your mark
On the world.
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He always leaves two dents
On the stool.
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Carla, please.
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He does.
Big ones, too.
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When he goes home at night,
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This stool looks
Like it has a mohawk.
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I was hoping
For something
A little more
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Life-affirming,
Thank you.
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Norm, there are many
Roads open to you.
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Jeez, you could
Do something
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To help save
The hungry heifer.
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Better yet,
You could help do
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Something
To save yourself.
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Turn over
A new leaf.
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Diet, exercise,
Work for
A charitable cause.
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Or, if you want,
The ultimate way
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Of guaranteeing
Your immortality,
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Go home to vera
And start a family
Right this minute!
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Frasier...
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You are right.
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When you're right,
You are right.
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I am going to do it!
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I'm going to save
The hungry heifer!
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Well, what about
Dieting, exercise,
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Making a baby
With vera?
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You do it.
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00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:25,258
Hey, sammy.
Here you go.
251
00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,927
Enjoy yourself?
252
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,061
Oh, yeah!
253
00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:30,998
I tell you, you haven't lived
Until you've washed a car
254
00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:34,034
In front of a bunch
Of drooling cons.
255
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:37,037
Ooh! Just like in
Cool hand luke! Whoo!
256
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:39,039
Here you go, frase.
Thank you.
257
00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,173
I got here, uh...
258
00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:42,242
Joe, marty.
259
00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:44,978
Who had
The powder blue caddy?
260
00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:47,314
Carla, how's it going
Out there?
How does robin look?
261
00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,349
Ok. He was being
Pushed around
262
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:52,052
By this big, old hunk
Of a guard.
263
00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:55,022
His name is vince.
He's got some muscles.
264
00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:57,224
I'm telling you, he could
Snap robin's neck
265
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,960
Like a number 2 pencil.
266
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:00,994
But he didn't
Hurt robin, did he?
267
00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,730
I mean,
Robin's ok, isn't he?
268
00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:03,897
Yeah, sure. Whatever.
269
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:07,000
Anyway, this vince,
He gets a load of me
270
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:09,737
And my bucket of suds
And starts flexing.
271
00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:12,339
But robin--robin, he
Gets dehydrated easily.
272
00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:16,176
Robin, robin, robin.
So your boyfriend's
In prison. Boo hoo!
273
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,245
Can't you be happy for
Someone else for a change?
274
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,015
Hey, don't
Listen to her.
275
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,818
She's trying to get
Under your skin.
276
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:27,154
I can see
How much this
Must be hurting you,
277
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:30,090
Watching the man
You love out there
In the sun
278
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,325
All day long
Picking up garbage,
279
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:35,095
While the whole city
Looks at him
280
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,997
And laughs at him.
281
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,331
Thanks for
Understanding, sam.
282
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,367
Yeah.
283
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,235
You really do relish
This, don't you, sam?
284
00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:43,904
Every single minute.
285
00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:48,776
Come on.
Stop moping around.
286
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,377
Look, why don't you
Do what any woman
287
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:51,344
Would do
For her man?
288
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,946
Strip to
Your skivvies,
289
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:56,149
Grab a chamois,
And wash a couple
Of cars.
290
00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:57,317
Get your front wet.
291
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,788
I don't think
Robin would respond
292
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,790
To something cheap
Like that.
293
00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:03,857
Oh, yeah?
You should've seen
294
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,258
How fast he
Stabbed that trash
295
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,194
When I did it.
296
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:10,530
Hey, norm, how's it coming
With that petition
To save the heifer, huh?
297
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,867
Great. I got 100 more
Signatures back there,
298
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:17,537
Although I am getting
A little bit of
Writer's cramp.
299
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,172
I wish you luck, mr. P.
300
00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:19,940
I know how hard it is
301
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:22,776
To get people
To sign a petition.
302
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,912
I remember
Back in hanover,
303
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,246
I tried to gather
Signatures
304
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,881
To rebuild
The town band shell
305
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:31,251
After the july 4
Explosion.
306
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,186
I had a heck of a time.
307
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,155
I couldn't even get
My uncle elwood to sign.
308
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,257
Oh. Couldn't even convince
Your uncle, huh?
309
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:40,093
Oh, he was convinced.
He just couldn't
Grip the pen.
310
00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:43,797
See, he was in charge
Of lighting
The fireworks.
311
00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:46,900
They had extra-small
Fuses. No, no...
312
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:49,136
Time to pound
The pavement.
313
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,938
If I get, like,
100 more signatures,
314
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:53,006
I can bring this petition
Over to city hall.
315
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:53,807
Good for you.
316
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:56,844
Frasier, you were
Absolutely right.
317
00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:58,912
This feels right.
This feels great.
318
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,047
It's been a long time
319
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,249
Since I pounded the bricks
For a cause.
320
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,223
Oh, I can't stand
Thinking of robin
321
00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:12,292
Out there
In the blazing sun.
322
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,194
Aw, honey.
Well, I'll tell you what.
323
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:18,331
Let me--let me put on
A song here for you,
Take your mind off it.
324
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,200
Sam, that's not
Going to work.
325
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,601
All right.
Go ahead. Just--
326
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:25,538
* back in county again
327
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:29,542
Damn it, sam.
Turn it off!
328
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:30,610
Is that your
Idea of a song
329
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,979
That's going to
Cheer me up?
330
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,313
Well, hey, it's got
A great beat.
331
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:36,349
It's easy to
Pick up trash to.
332
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:39,252
Just go on with
Your stupid, little,
Idiotic, nasty jokes,
333
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:40,620
Because you know what?
334
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,623
I love robin, and I am
Going to remain
Loyal to him,
335
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,092
Like it says
Right there--
336
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:48,128
B-14.
Stand by your man.
337
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,131
* back in county again
338
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:55,903
* back in county again
339
00:13:57,204 --> 00:14:00,173
* back in county again
340
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:04,844
* back in county again
341
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:10,617
Cliff, you want to go
Shoot some stick?
342
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,886
Let's shoot
Some stick, doctor.
343
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,022
Hey, before you go back there,
Dr. Crane, I should tell you
344
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,390
That carla's keeping
A guard on the pool table.
345
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,059
Why is she
Doing that?
346
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,260
I guess she likes him.
347
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,033
Afternoon, everybody.
348
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,667
Norm!
Norm!
Norm!
349
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,502
Hey, how would
A beer feel,
Mr. Peterson?
350
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:32,472
Pretty nervous if
I was in the room.
351
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:35,075
In fact, let me
Buy a beer
For everybody, ok?
352
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,343
All right!
All right!
353
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,246
Guys, I have saved
The hungry heifer.
354
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,048
Whoo!
Yay!
Whoo!
355
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,549
Great!
How'd you do it?
356
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,284
Well, I went over
To city hall
357
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,253
To drop off
The petition, right?
358
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,255
Stopped in to do
A little research.
359
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,322
It turns out that
The hungry heifer
360
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:52,025
Is the only building
On the entire
Eastern seaboard
361
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,626
That has a giant,
Red-eyed,
362
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:56,063
Steam-snorting bull
On the roof.
363
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,664
What about hub's steak hut?
364
00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:58,565
It's gone.
365
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,067
Lucky chuckie's
Chuckhouse?
366
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,969
Struck
By lightning.
367
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,003
Bill's place
For steak?
368
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:04,504
Stolen.
369
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:08,408
Wow. That really is
The end of an era.
370
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,010
Wonder who's next--
Going to take down
371
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,611
Those big buckets
Of chicken?
372
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,446
There's a message
In this for the big boy--
373
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,416
Get rid of those overalls
And get a real job.
374
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,985
You know who doesn't
Have to worry?
375
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,452
Denny. Heh heh.
376
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:20,954
Nobody knows
What he looks like.
377
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:25,959
Oh, sorry.
Was that out loud?
378
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:31,031
Anyway, the city
Planner's office
379
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,666
Issued a temporary
Injunction against
Any demolition
380
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,269
Until it can be
Determined whether
The hungry heifer
381
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,705
Can be declared
A roadside landmark.
382
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:39,973
Congratulations, norm.
383
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:41,574
Gentlemen,
Start your enzymes.
384
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,277
Yeah!
Norm, norm,
Norm, norm!
385
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:45,545
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look,
386
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:50,050
I'm going to invite you
Guys all to the hungry
Heifer tonight.
387
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,652
What was supposed to be
A sad, little
Farewell dinner
388
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,321
Is going to turn
Into the happiest meal
389
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:57,057
Of
Mr. Sid nelson's life.
390
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,725
Everyone's going to
Be there, guys--
391
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,293
Even
The big eaters circle.
392
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:01,261
You in that,
Mr. P?
393
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,497
No, no, woody, please.
This is a closed table.
394
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:07,534
I mean, someone has to die
Before you can get a seat there.
395
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:08,568
Wow. Too bad.
396
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,238
Oh, no.
These guys drop dead,
Like, once a week.
397
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,672
I got a real shot
At it, I think.
398
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:16,609
Hey, honey, I hate
To bother you,
399
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,345
You know, with robin
On your mind
And everything,
400
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:19,612
But I just bought
Some new clothes.
401
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,381
I'd like a woman's
Point of view.
402
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:22,649
Fine.
Let's see 'em.
403
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:23,616
Hit it, frase.
404
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,089
Our model sam is sporting
405
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,224
The latest
In big house chic.
406
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:36,729
This ensemble
Is equally appropriate
407
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,799
For playing the harmonica
Or just crushing rocks.
408
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,401
It comes
Complete with anklet
409
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,735
And matching trash kebab,
410
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,572
Made popular by billionaire
Swindler robin colcord.
411
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,542
You think you're hilarious,
Don't you, sam?
412
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:52,812
Well, I bring
The party with me,
Don't I, babe?
413
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:56,083
Accenting this outfit is
A matching set of tattoos
414
00:16:56,116 --> 00:17:01,788
Reading "Born to raise hell"
And "It's society's fault."
415
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:04,624
You guys,
Don't encourage him!
416
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:08,528
Guys, watch this--
Quick impression
Of robin colcord.
417
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,263
Blimey!
There's a lot of
418
00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:12,432
Trash on the ground,
Isn't there?
419
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:13,333
Well...
420
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,268
I'll just have to
Impale it
421
00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:17,270
And flush it
Down the loo.
422
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:19,706
Cor! Look at it
All over the place.
423
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:23,276
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
424
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,611
Uh, that's it.
Let's go.
425
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,646
You're spending
The night
In the box.
426
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,815
Ha ha! What are you
Talking about?
427
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,384
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm not one of your prisoners.
428
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:33,553
I know, but you
Stabbed my foot.
429
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,687
And I got a gun,
So you're
430
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:35,655
Spending
The night
431
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,357
In the box.
432
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,727
It was an accident.
Do something,
Will you, rebecca?
433
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,429
Ok, sam.
434
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:45,565
* back in county again
435
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:49,502
* back in county again
436
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,876
Well, ha ha.
437
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,445
Hey, hey.
438
00:17:58,478 --> 00:17:59,112
Whoo.
439
00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:00,813
All right.
Attention, please.
440
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,583
Attention, please.
441
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,585
Ok, before we get to
The ceremony,
442
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,687
I'd like to make
A little announcement.
443
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,423
Because of tonight's
Very special occasion,
444
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:13,760
The fudge volcano will keep
Erupting for one more hour.
445
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,729
All right!
446
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:20,800
All right.
There we go. Yeah.
447
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:21,868
Ok!
448
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:25,338
The big eaters circle.
All right!
449
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:28,475
Now, I'd like to introduce
To you folks
450
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,877
The owner and operator
Of the hungry heifer,
451
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,280
Our very special guest,
452
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:35,682
Mr. Sid nelson!
453
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:40,587
Sid! Sid! Sid! Sid!
Sid! Sid! Sid! Sid!
454
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,888
Let me get right
To the point, sid.
455
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,390
I knew
You were expecting
456
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,892
A tearful farewell dinner
Here tonight,
457
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,894
But that is not
Going to happen.
458
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,429
What are you
Talking about?
459
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,432
Well, the hungry heifer is
Not going to be torn down.
460
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,866
What are you
Talking about?
461
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,502
Perhaps
This piece of paper
462
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,704
Will help explain
Things, sid.
463
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,472
This is an injunction,
464
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:02,175
Making the hungry heifer
Immune to any wrecking ball.
465
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:05,645
It will be here
For our children and
Our children's children.
466
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:14,887
Sid obviously wasn't
Prepared for this happy news.
467
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,323
Tell you what, uh...
468
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,525
Have the band strike up
Another tune, ok?
469
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,860
The band felt bloated
And left.
470
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,395
You got to pace yourself.
471
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,364
Sid!
472
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,500
Sid!
What are you doing?
473
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,636
You could start
A grease fire in here.
474
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:30,870
I mean, I know you
Have them every day,
475
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:33,840
But this one
Could get out of hand.
476
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,808
You jerk!
You ruined everything.
477
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,544
I thought
You'd be happy.
478
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,546
Happy? Why should
I be happy?
479
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:40,913
The developers
Were going to give me
480
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,550
Three times what
This joint is worth.
481
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:46,886
I didn't know
You wanted out of
This place, sid. Why?
482
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:49,556
How would you like
To spend 7 days
A week
483
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:52,825
Up to your elbows
In cow flesh?
484
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,495
Sid, I never knew
You felt this way.
485
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,830
I didn't always,
But, I don't know,
486
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,367
This is
The nineties, norm.
487
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,336
We've learned a lot
About the kind
Of poisons
488
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,772
We've been putting
Into our bodies.
489
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:06,606
You look at that,
490
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:09,709
You see some t-bones
And a rump roast.
491
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:12,812
I see a loaded gun.
492
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:16,683
I've been carrying it
Around with me for
A long time, norm--
493
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,452
The guilt
For what I've been doing
494
00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,388
To bodies like yours.
495
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:26,726
I thought I had a way out.
496
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:30,763
I could sell the place
To the loop syndicate, but
497
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:31,764
I guess the only way out
For me now
498
00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:34,467
Is just to torch
The place.
499
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,503
Hey, no, you can't--
Sid, you cannot
500
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:39,339
Burn down
The hungry heifer.
501
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,807
Yeah.
502
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:41,774
I guess you're right.
503
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,009
Yeah.
504
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,745
I'd be the first one
They'd suspect.
505
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,847
Who am I going to get
To do it for me, norm?
506
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,316
I got no family.
507
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,783
Who's going to light
The match for me?
508
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,652
I got no son.
509
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:55,755
You're the one who came
Closest to that for me.
510
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:56,723
Thank you, sid.
511
00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,258
Light the match.
512
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,028
No. There's no way
I'm going to let you go
513
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,763
Through with this. No.
514
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:06,032
I'm an old man, norm.
515
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:08,635
I got nothing
To look forward to.
516
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:09,602
Light the match.
517
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:10,770
Sid, come on.
518
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:13,506
There's no way
I'm going to let you
Go through with this.
519
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:16,643
You mean too much to me.
All right?
520
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,778
I mean...
521
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:21,781
Look, I never said this
To my...
522
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,350
To my own father, but...
523
00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:27,554
I--I love you, sid.
524
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,055
Hey.
525
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:30,823
I didn't know you
Felt like that, norm.
526
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,024
Yeah.
527
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:33,092
Gee.
528
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,562
I love you, too.
529
00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:37,096
Light the match.
530
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,065
Would you stop with
The matches, sid?
531
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:40,333
Just stop with it.
532
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,806
So, sid finally
Came around, huh?
533
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:47,840
Yeah, you bet
He did. Yeah.
534
00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:49,542
How did you
Convince him?
535
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:51,811
Well, I told him
He could serve
A healthier menu--
536
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:54,447
Smaller portions,
Leaner cuts of beef.
537
00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:56,816
He's actually going
To put some greens
In the salad bar.
538
00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:59,752
You know, we could
Change the name to
The healthy heifer.
539
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:03,823
Yeah. I think I
Really turned his
Life around today
540
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:04,791
What the hell--
541
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,993
Sid! Sid!
542
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,628
What's going on?
543
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,830
This is gus
The busboy.
544
00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:13,065
Nowis the son
I never had.
545
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:15,768
Fire!
546
00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,870
Fire!
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