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So they are pulling the offer
on "The Fast and the Furious."
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What? Why?
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Because you were photographed
doing whippets
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at the White House
Correspondents Dinner.
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It's on "Just Jared."
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Dude, everyone there was drunk.
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You're 29.
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Who does whippets
outside of high school?
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It was with the Avengers, okay?
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Like two of 'em.
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- Who?
- Cool ones.
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Like from the first movie.
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How do we fix this?
Can he do a charity event?
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Or...
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Do people know what happened
to his father?
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On 9/11?
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- Ma...
- Look, Pete,
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we just have to prove that
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you can show up to a place
on time,
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do your job
with zero catastrophes.
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Yeah, guys, I'm not that bad.
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You're treating me like
I'm an island boy.
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Listen.
We'll do whatever it takes.
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Good.
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Vin Diesel's daughter is a fan.
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She's having a birthday party
on a yacht this weekend.
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If you could perform there
on time and sober,
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I think they'd reconsider.
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Pete, I know you can do this.
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It's a birthday party
for a kid, guys.
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I think I got this.
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It's in Florida.
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- Oh, for God's sake.
- What?
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Oh, Florida is where
you were at your worst.
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It's everything wrong with you
in one state.
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Look. I'll be good, okay?
I'll get the movie, all right?
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I'm glad to hear
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that you are open
to making the right decision,
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but I'm a bit concerned
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because you're doing nitrous
right now.
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Just do the show
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without attracting
any attention to yourself.
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I don't want to see
a single paparazzi photo of you
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acting stupid in Florida, okay?
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Okay.
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- Evan.
- Yeah?
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I need you to put this on Pete.
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Uh, what... what is it?
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It's a tracking device.
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I need to know where he is
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and what he's doing
at all times.
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I'm also sending Poppy and Roy
with you guys.
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What? W-why?
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There's some sandwich
Poppy wants
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one last time before he dies.
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Is this...
Is this really necessary?
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This is Florida.
We cannot be too careful.
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Okay.
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Gilly.
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Take it easy, bro.
It's a rental.
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Hey,
who's all those friggin' guys?
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- Those are the boys.
- Boys go everywhere with him.
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Hey, Amy,
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who's that supermodel
standing there with you?
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Hey, Roy.
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She knows my name.
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- Yo.
- Yo, Petey.
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Lotta ass out in Florida
right now.
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I'm checking my Bumble, dude.
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I might have some
fucking pussy this weekend.
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Also, you're
in my profile picture,
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so that's helping quite a bit.
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I DM'd Chris Evans.
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Dude, I told him
I was with you guys,
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and he was like, "Cool."
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Okay, everybody ready to go?
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Roy are you sure you know
how to drive that thing?
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Oh, I'll figure it out.
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Sorry!
I'll get someone to fix that.
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Hey, Ma. What are you doing?
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Pete and Poppy are on 95
right now.
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They are going 12 miles
over the speed limit.
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Okay, okay.
This is disturbing, okay?
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You need to stop stalking Pete
like the rest of the world.
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What am I, chopped liver?
Come on.
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Let's go out.
Let's do something.
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What do you wanna do?
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I wanna go out to dinner.
Come on.
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We should be taking advantage
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of the fact
that Pete's not here.
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Enough. He's a grown man, okay?
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So, uh, so, what... what'd
you do before you retired?
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I was in the export business.
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Negotiator-slash-courier.
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Kinda sounds
like you were in the CIA.
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Joe tell you that?
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What?
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Hey,
no doobies in the fucking car.
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I won't be able to breathe.
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Fucking guys. Damn it.
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No problem.
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We don't got to get high
to have fun.
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- Right, boys?
- Right.
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We just gonna watch TV
and eat these gummy bears.
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You got gummy bears?
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Crillz, mm-mm.
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What?
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Have a little more, yeah.
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- Way to go.
- Good?
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- Yeah, tastes all right.
- Okay.
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You might wanna take it easy
on those.
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He's gonna be
in the stratosphere, nigga.
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So what do you guys do?
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I love your grandson.
That's what I do.
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Yeah. Me, too.
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- I also make acai bowls.
- I'd kill for him.
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Where the fuck
you find these assholes?
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- Staten Island.
- Change my name,
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move to Michigan...
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Fuck, it's my agent.
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What's up? You okay?
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Someone's leaking shit.
It's the paparazzi again.
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- Sounds like you got a rat.
- Really?
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You think someone would rat
on me?
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Well, you surround yourself
with garbage, you attract rats.
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Uh, no offense, guys.
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Nah, I get it.
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I don't.
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Ugh, I'm getting tired
over here.
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I'll take a little nap.
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Yo, those some badass glasses.
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- You like 'em?
- Yeah.
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- You wanna try 'em on?
- Fuck yeah.
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There you go.
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- How do I look?
- Yeah, you look good, my G.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Ah.
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Good night, sweet prince.
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I don't even think
she put our names down.
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You know,
let's just go to Danino's.
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Let's go.
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You know what? Fuck this.
We're getting in.
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Excuse me, sorry.
I'm sorry. Sorry.
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Okay, that's great. Thank you.
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She's giving us a table.
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What did you do?
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Told her Pete was coming.
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Well, look at you.
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Right this way, ladies.
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I feel disgusting.
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I'm not hungry anymore,
but I still need a drink.
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Psst. Pete.
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So I've got this movie idea
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I been writing down in my notes.
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Have you?
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So we start off
on a dark and rainy day.
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There's a man
in a ten-gallon hat,
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smoking a cigarette.
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He looks down and sees
his shoes are untied.
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He ties his shoes
and then walks to the casino.
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Is he gonna play blackjack?
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Is he gonna put the money
back in his pocket
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and go home to his wife?
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Does he have a wife?
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What the fuck
are you talking about?
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If you are telling me
that no one at work knows,
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like, do they even know
that I'm your mother?
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Yeah, announce it
to the whole hospital.
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Oh, hey,
my brother's really famous.
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That's all
you should talk to me about.
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Oh, so you don't like
all the attention?
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No, I just like
having one place in the world
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where I get to be Casey,
not Pete's sister.
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I was on a date once,
and the guy was like,
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"I'm so sorry for all
that your brother went through
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when his dad died."
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Who's the sensitive mystery man?
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Okay, um, do you know
what it's like
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to have people
constantly ask you
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about your brother's dick?
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So your friends are
interested in him.
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See? That's what he needs.
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Like, a nice, normal,
average girl.
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- Like you!
- Average?
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No. You know, I mean...
Not these starlets, you know,
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that do yoga.
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Okay, stop talking about Pete.
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Which one are you?
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I'm Dave.
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Mr. Larocca said there
was something about me
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he just didn't like,
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so I have to stay up here
the rest of the trip.
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Uh-huh.
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Hi. I hope
you're enjoying everything.
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Yes.
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Uh, but at this point,
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your guest probably
isn't arriving,
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and we're gonna need this table.
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I'm sorry, do you have
any idea who my son is?
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Timothée Chalamet. Yeah.
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We're the Chalamets!
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And I...
I am Pete Davidson's mother.
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I just told you I don't want...
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I am. That's his sister.
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And you're not gonna
usher us out of here
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like we're sort of
normal people.
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- All right?
- All right.
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I'm the queen of Staten Island!
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Okay, okay, come on.
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Marisa Tomei played me
in the movie!
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So then he takes the playing
card out of his hat,
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the Ace of Spades,
and that's his name.
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Ace fucking Spade.
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You gotta work on that pitch.
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It's just a lot
of stage direction.
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The fuck?
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Yo, how'd they know I'd be here?
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I don't know. I-I used
your fake name, Tostito Jones.
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They're probably here for me.
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I just shot my second episode
of "Blue Bloods."
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Fame move fast.
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It's your rat.
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- Fuck.
- Fucking rat.
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Let's do this. Let's go.
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Yeah, yeah.
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- No more pictures!
- Oh, shit!
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What's going on?
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Holy shit.
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Hey, what's up, boys?
Welcome to Miami!
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305. That's the area code.
Y'all ready to get Crispy?
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- Come on. Let's go.
- Welcome to Miami.
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Who the fuck is that?
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Hey, no pictures, no pictures!
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Yeah, please. Don't do that.
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I'ma take care of everything
for you.
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One second.
I just gotta get the keys.
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I already got it, boss.
Room 427, the Kid Rock suite.
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Hold on. Do you work here?
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Is that true?
It's called the Kid Rock Suite?
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I mean, it's just the room that
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me and Kid Rock
did a bunch of coke
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and made love to this woman
and it was mad romantic.
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- I don't like this guy.
- Yeah?
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Well, I don't like this guy, either.
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Crispy!
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Oh, I like those glasses.
Can I try 'em on?
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No.
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Come on,
move your crunchy fucking ass.
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Lady?
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Oh, yeah. And by the way,
my name is Crispy.
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I got all the best jewelry
in Southern Florida.
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Hit me up.
I'll hook you guys up.
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Oh, my shit is way better
than Lou's Diamonds.
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Lou's Diamonds can suck my dick
from the back.
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Crispy!
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This is fucking awesome!
257
00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:55,883
That's what I'm talking about,
dude!
258
00:10:55,907 --> 00:10:57,259
These movies are fucking sick, man.
259
00:10:57,283 --> 00:10:59,427
Vin Diesel is like
Martin Scorsese.
260
00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,263
The two share the same photo
in my head.
261
00:11:01,287 --> 00:11:03,432
How can you love this
and not "Endgame"?
262
00:11:03,456 --> 00:11:05,600
I mean, Doc Brown's DeLorean
makes more sense
263
00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:07,269
than Dominic Toretto's Charger.
264
00:11:07,293 --> 00:11:08,937
This is a dumb debate, okay?
265
00:11:08,961 --> 00:11:11,023
Action beats sci-fi every time.
266
00:11:11,047 --> 00:11:12,857
It's just mindless fun.
267
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,109
Like, that's the beauty
of these movies.
268
00:11:14,133 --> 00:11:15,985
You don't have to follow
a story.
269
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,988
- There's no logic.
- That's right.
270
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,782
Just strap in,
wait for 'splosions.
271
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:22,993
Yeah, I got a fucking hand job
272
00:11:23,017 --> 00:11:24,536
to "The Fast and the Furious"
once.
273
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,796
Oh, hey!
274
00:11:33,820 --> 00:11:35,213
Hey,
I got locked out of my room.
275
00:11:35,238 --> 00:11:37,799
- Can I use your shower?
- Yeah, dude.
276
00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:39,842
Where the fuck did you go
last night?
277
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,261
Where, indeed.
278
00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:43,471
Where, indeed.
279
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:46,682
The fuck
happened to your face, dude?
280
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,292
See ya at breakfast.
281
00:11:50,461 --> 00:11:53,213
Classic Dave.
282
00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,033
This OJ is mad pulpy.
283
00:12:03,057 --> 00:12:04,826
- Yeah. That's coffee.
- Thanks.
284
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:07,287
- I'll get the next one.
- Cool.
285
00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:10,832
Hey! Morning! There he is!
286
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:12,042
What happened to your face?
287
00:12:12,066 --> 00:12:13,711
I made it right.
288
00:12:13,735 --> 00:12:15,169
What are you guys doing?
289
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,504
Roy's coming with the car
290
00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:17,673
and we're gonna go
have the Cuban sandwiches.
291
00:12:17,697 --> 00:12:18,966
You forgot?
292
00:12:18,990 --> 00:12:20,299
Oh, we're gonna stop
at Crispy's first.
293
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,467
We'll get, like,
the sandwiches later.
294
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,010
You're gonna see that asshole?
295
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,178
Yeah, it'll be fun.
296
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,431
You don't even
know the fucking guy.
297
00:12:25,455 --> 00:12:26,682
Hey, Pete,
I-I don't think we have time.
298
00:12:26,706 --> 00:12:28,683
He's, like,
totally in the wrong direction.
299
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:29,893
What are you talking about?
We gotta go.
300
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,019
We gotta go to Crispy's.
301
00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:32,312
We can't miss this party.
302
00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:33,438
When a guy like that walks
into your life,
303
00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:35,399
you kinda just gotta go
along with it.
304
00:12:35,423 --> 00:12:37,817
When in Rome,
you do as the Romans do.
305
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,485
That was originally a threat.
306
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,572
Quando a Roma.
307
00:12:41,596 --> 00:12:43,556
All right, guys. Come on.
308
00:12:48,186 --> 00:12:51,123
Hey. Listen to me.
309
00:12:51,147 --> 00:12:54,500
Whatever happens to him,
I do to you.
310
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,754
Y-you mean, like, only, like,
the bad stuff, right?
311
00:12:56,778 --> 00:12:58,696
Yeah, just the bad stuff.
312
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,726
Looks pretty cool, huh?
313
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,731
Hey, let's just, like,
keep the car running.
314
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,399
Man, fuck you.
315
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,943
Pete, wouldn't it be funny
as, like, a bit,
316
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,904
you bought us these watches
as a, like,
317
00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:24,322
'cause they're so dumb?
318
00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:27,533
I would get the dumbest one
as a bit.
319
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:30,120
Hey, Pete. I think this is,
like, a really weird situation.
320
00:13:30,144 --> 00:13:34,750
We're in a gas station
that sells necklaces.
321
00:13:34,774 --> 00:13:37,001
Yeah, yeah,
let's get the fuck outta here.
322
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:39,754
Lock the fucking safe, Raoul!
Ah!
323
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:42,966
Oh, shit! Pete, you made it!
324
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,259
Oh, baby,
I knew you was a real one!
325
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:48,304
Take it in, baby.
Crispy Diamonds, world-famous.
326
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,972
I built this place
with my bare hands.
327
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,642
Huh? It's crispy, right? Huh?
328
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,184
- Yeah, man.
- Let's get you hooked up.
329
00:13:53,209 --> 00:13:55,562
Yeah, uh, we just,
you know, wanted to come by,
330
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:57,730
say hello,
and check out the place.
331
00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:01,567
It's real cool, but we gotta
get going for a gig, so...
332
00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,445
What do you mean?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
333
00:14:03,469 --> 00:14:05,154
You're gonna drive
all the way out to see me
334
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,782
and not check out
all the crispies?
335
00:14:06,806 --> 00:14:08,991
You know I got the crispies.
Come on, you can't leave.
336
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,119
Just give me one more chance,
all right?
337
00:14:10,143 --> 00:14:11,745
Look, I got the Instagram wall.
338
00:14:11,769 --> 00:14:14,956
You can take a picture in front
of the famous Instagram wall!
339
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:16,457
Sorry, man. We gotta go, but...
340
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,460
You know what? You're right.
This place is a shithole.
341
00:14:18,484 --> 00:14:20,421
I'm gonna take you to someplace
really crispy.
342
00:14:20,445 --> 00:14:22,213
I got another place.
It's five minutes away.
343
00:14:22,238 --> 00:14:23,716
We could get there
in 20 minutes.
344
00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:26,134
Just give me one second to
call my friend and hook it up.
345
00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:27,302
Glenda, will you get 'em
some tap water?
346
00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:28,678
Glenda? Glenda?
347
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,639
She's in a K-hole!
I'll be right back.
348
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:35,727
So we're, like, going to,
like, a second location?
349
00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:39,379
Yeah. He said
it's, like, extra crispy.
350
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:45,778
Yeah, welcome
to the Crispy compound, boys.
351
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,990
I rented this place out to
Diplo once for a foam party,
352
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:51,326
if you guys wanna watch
the Ring footage later.
353
00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:54,580
- Take it in, boys!
- Wow.
354
00:14:54,604 --> 00:14:57,081
This place is sick, man.
We should've came here first.
355
00:14:57,105 --> 00:15:00,376
- Make yourselves at home.
- Wow.
356
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,462
That... that was, like, literally,
357
00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:05,215
like, a two-hour drive.
We are so fucked.
358
00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:07,551
Fuck.
359
00:15:07,575 --> 00:15:10,636
Pete, you should buy
this fucking moose.
360
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:13,389
I'm not selling a fucking thing!
361
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,184
Dad, you're embarrassing me.
362
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:17,936
Crispy!
363
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,772
Your name is Ben!
364
00:15:19,796 --> 00:15:21,065
Shh! Come on!
365
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:24,442
You and your friends
can take a look around.
366
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:29,322
Don't touch anything
or you're dead.
367
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:30,240
Come on, Pete.
I wanna show you something.
368
00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:31,866
Okay.
369
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,619
I'm so sorry.
My dad's so embarrassing.
370
00:15:33,643 --> 00:15:35,745
I don't even know
if he's my biological dad.
371
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,373
He raised me, but we never
really known if he...
372
00:15:37,397 --> 00:15:39,540
Hey, uh, Mr. Crispy, uh,
373
00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:41,710
Pete's has to get to this show
before this boat leaves.
374
00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:43,336
His career kind of depends
on it.
375
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,754
Okay, I'm sorry. Excuse me.
376
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,465
Are you, like, the manager
or the agent or something?
377
00:15:46,489 --> 00:15:47,966
'Cause what the fuck do you
keep interrupting me for?
378
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,052
Seriously? I just need
a couple minutes with him.
379
00:15:50,076 --> 00:15:51,260
Okay, look, I'm sorry, look.
380
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,971
Please, pretty please
with sugar on top
381
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,597
just give me two seconds,
we'll be right back.
382
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,057
- That's all I need!
- We're almost done.
383
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:59,102
Okay? Just two minutes.
Huh? I care about stuff, Pete.
384
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:02,379
- That's cool, man.
- I care about stuff, Pete!
385
00:16:04,423 --> 00:16:06,652
- Sick, bro.
- Yeah, this this is so...
386
00:16:06,676 --> 00:16:08,736
I mean, look,
you got the leather crisp,
387
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,947
the air conditioning
gets extra crispy.
388
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:14,158
Of course, the GPS, in case
you wanna go to Crispytown.
389
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:16,412
Oh, fuck! The paps are back.
390
00:16:16,436 --> 00:16:17,995
How do they keep finding us?
I don't get it.
391
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,456
Oh, shit.
392
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,874
Well, if you want, we could
get the fuck outta Dodge.
393
00:16:20,898 --> 00:16:22,875
- That'd be great. How?
- In the Dodge.
394
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,253
Crispy!
395
00:16:24,277 --> 00:16:26,504
Hey, fuck you, Dad!
396
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:37,932
What just happened?
397
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,308
You know what the fuck
just happened.
398
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,145
What are you waiting for?
Get the fuck outta here!
399
00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:48,527
Go!
400
00:16:48,551 --> 00:16:50,361
- Let's go, baby.
- Let's ride.
401
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:53,365
Fuck it! Let's do this.
402
00:16:55,099 --> 00:16:56,869
Hey, what are we doing here?
403
00:16:56,893 --> 00:16:59,413
Why are we doing this?
We're all chasing this guy?
404
00:16:59,437 --> 00:17:00,998
For a picture?
And this is the car?
405
00:17:01,022 --> 00:17:03,750
Did you decide this?
I'm bigger than the car.
406
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,355
We cooking today, boy!
407
00:17:24,378 --> 00:17:26,230
Save this nigga, Pete!
408
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,278
Oh, shit! They're following you?
409
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:34,365
- Fuck!
- "Page Six" and "Just Jared"!
410
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:35,699
You just keep driving,
411
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,785
and I'm gonna smoke
these jive turkeys.
412
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,703
No, it's fine!
They can just take my picture!
413
00:17:40,728 --> 00:17:42,080
Oh, no!
414
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,961
There's fucking guns!
Crispy, no!
415
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,671
Oh, shit!
416
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,799
Keep it straight!
417
00:17:52,824 --> 00:17:55,742
Don't do that! Please! Please!
418
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,596
The fucking pickles.
That's the secret.
419
00:17:58,621 --> 00:18:00,973
Unbelievable pickle.
Watch. You'll see.
420
00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:02,226
- Holy shit.
- Mm-hmm.
421
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,559
That's a pickle.
422
00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:06,771
Oh, shit!
They're coming around that way!
423
00:18:06,796 --> 00:18:09,316
He's gonna shoot!
He's shooting at us!
424
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:10,483
- Excuse me!
- Oh, no. God!
425
00:18:10,508 --> 00:18:11,984
Let me take care of this.
426
00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:18,032
You fucking killed a guy!
427
00:18:18,057 --> 00:18:19,576
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
428
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,788
We are gonna be
so fucking late to the show!
429
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:23,997
I don't think the Cubans
are known
430
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:27,667
for their cu-zeen,
I'll be honest with you.
431
00:18:27,692 --> 00:18:29,001
For their what? Cu-zeen?
432
00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:31,797
I don't the Cubans
are known for their food.
433
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,798
- You said cu-zeen.
- Cu-zeen. That's right.
434
00:18:33,823 --> 00:18:35,634
- It's not coo-zeen?
- Okay, well...
435
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:36,926
- I'm not saying...
- Maybe it's...
436
00:18:36,951 --> 00:18:38,052
It's cu-zeen.
437
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,388
It's coo-zine or cu-zine?
438
00:18:40,413 --> 00:18:41,432
Cu-zeen.
439
00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:42,432
Gilly, what the fuck
440
00:18:42,457 --> 00:18:43,851
is going on back there?
441
00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:44,893
That guy dead?
442
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:45,978
Guys, I'm gonna be
honest with you.
443
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:47,311
This fucking sucks!
444
00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:50,773
Evan, how you feeling
over there, huh?
445
00:18:50,798 --> 00:18:53,152
Guys, this is not good!
Guys, what do we do?
446
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,237
How the fuck
are we talking to each other?
447
00:19:09,817 --> 00:19:11,670
Now it's time
for the heavy artillery.
448
00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:13,380
The Nick Cannon, baby!
449
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:14,673
- Watch your hair!
- Oh, what?
450
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:16,340
- Oh, fuck.
- What the fuck?
451
00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:17,342
No.
452
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,845
- The ultimate crispy!
- No!
453
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,909
Don't kill my friends!
Please don't kill my friends!
454
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:25,415
What is that? both: Bazooka!
455
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:35,402
Oh, my God!
456
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:46,413
Oh, my God. I think I killed
that crispy to death.
457
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:50,666
Crispy!
458
00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:53,461
Yeah!
459
00:19:53,486 --> 00:19:55,463
This is insane.
460
00:19:55,488 --> 00:19:57,007
I can't believe this
ended up being
461
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,093
kind of the coolest shit I've
ever seen in my life, dude.
462
00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:01,260
Yeah!
463
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,597
Yeah, baby!
464
00:20:03,622 --> 00:20:04,722
Oh, fuck!
465
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,234
- Whoo!
- Yeah.
466
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:26,452
Oh, fuck!
467
00:20:26,477 --> 00:20:29,248
Fuck, did we just kill somebody?
468
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:35,170
All right, motherfuckers.
It's been real.
469
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:37,923
If y'all ever in the 305 again,
you know who to call,
470
00:20:37,947 --> 00:20:39,799
but I change my number, like,
every two weeks,
471
00:20:39,824 --> 00:20:43,595
so you can email me
at BenGluberman@2cmail.net.
472
00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:47,516
Hot boy shit.
Whoo!
473
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:48,558
Crispy.
474
00:20:57,967 --> 00:20:59,068
All right,
we're shutting it down.
475
00:20:59,093 --> 00:21:01,113
I'm getting sober now.
476
00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:02,763
No more drugs.
477
00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:13,041
You made back-to-school
pancakes?
478
00:21:13,066 --> 00:21:14,292
Mm-hmm.
479
00:21:14,317 --> 00:21:16,002
I know it seems like I pay
480
00:21:16,027 --> 00:21:18,172
so much more attention to Peter,
481
00:21:18,195 --> 00:21:20,883
but honey, you are always
in my thoughts.
482
00:21:20,906 --> 00:21:24,635
And so now, I'm gonna
make sure to show you that
483
00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:28,473
- every single day.
- Okay.
484
00:21:28,498 --> 00:21:29,724
I need you to tell me
485
00:21:29,749 --> 00:21:31,684
exactly what you're
talking about right now.
486
00:21:31,709 --> 00:21:33,186
Oh, it's nothing for you
to worry about.
487
00:21:33,211 --> 00:21:34,270
It's all for the best.
488
00:21:34,295 --> 00:21:35,564
So I'm just supposed
to live in fear?
489
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,816
No, you can rest assured
490
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:40,318
that your mother is keeping
a watchful eye on you.
491
00:21:40,343 --> 00:21:42,153
Do I have a transmitter
in my body right now?
492
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:43,864
Oh, please. That's ridiculous.
493
00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:46,407
It's just your phone,
your car, and your key fob.
494
00:21:46,432 --> 00:21:49,787
Point is, I'm now going
to interfere in your life
495
00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:51,663
just as much
as I interfere in Peter's.
496
00:21:51,686 --> 00:21:52,914
So listen,
497
00:21:52,939 --> 00:21:55,250
I went onto Instagram,
and I found out
498
00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:58,002
all the other people
who work at your hospital,
499
00:21:58,027 --> 00:22:01,673
and I have identified
your handsomest supervisors.
500
00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:02,883
No.
501
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:04,425
All right?
Let's start with Patrick.
502
00:22:04,450 --> 00:22:05,469
Married.
503
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,261
How 'bout Brian?
504
00:22:07,286 --> 00:22:10,015
Oh, I see a pause there!
505
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:13,417
I know what I gotta do.
I gotta slide in some DMs.
506
00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:17,564
Fuck.
507
00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:19,191
I mean, it doesn't make sense.
508
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:20,483
I'm glad we made it,
509
00:22:20,508 --> 00:22:22,027
but something's
still fucking pissing me off.
510
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:23,903
Like, how the fuck do they keep
finding us?
511
00:22:23,928 --> 00:22:25,948
How do they all know
our location?
512
00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:30,243
Oh, shit. Uh, Pete,
I gotta tell you something.
513
00:22:30,268 --> 00:22:34,623
Your mom has been
tracking your location.
514
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:35,915
- What?
- Whoa!
515
00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:38,626
- Your mom's the rat, dude.
- You think?
516
00:22:38,651 --> 00:22:40,837
Definitely, dude.
He just said it.
517
00:22:40,862 --> 00:22:42,506
- I don't know.
- My mom's a rat?
518
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:44,258
She's definitely the rat.
519
00:22:44,281 --> 00:22:45,843
You guys don't think
she would do that to me, right?
520
00:22:45,866 --> 00:22:47,176
We should kill her.
521
00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:48,846
Peter.
522
00:22:48,869 --> 00:22:50,454
Come on.
I wanna talk to you a minute.
523
00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:57,438
What's up, what's up?
524
00:22:57,461 --> 00:23:00,648
You're gonna kill your mom?
Your mom is a fucking rat?
525
00:23:00,673 --> 00:23:01,733
I don't know what to do.
526
00:23:01,758 --> 00:23:03,652
Shut the fuck up.
527
00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:05,319
What are you, fucking stupid?
528
00:23:05,344 --> 00:23:06,654
Yes.
529
00:23:06,679 --> 00:23:08,824
Yeah, I think so.
I wanna show you something.
530
00:23:08,847 --> 00:23:11,326
Look at these pictures.
531
00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:13,787
Every place we went,
the paparazzi were there.
532
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:14,997
Look at everybody's face,
533
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:17,165
how surprised
and shocked we all were.
534
00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:20,544
Not this big, fat fuck.
Look at this face.
535
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:21,586
He looks happy.
What do you mean?
536
00:23:21,611 --> 00:23:22,587
What's wrong with that?
537
00:23:22,612 --> 00:23:23,672
"What's wrong with that?"
538
00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:25,173
That's your fucking rat.
539
00:23:25,198 --> 00:23:27,593
He's like he knew there
was gonna be paparazzi here.
540
00:23:27,616 --> 00:23:29,595
He looks like he's ready
to walk the fucking red carpet
541
00:23:29,618 --> 00:23:32,056
like he's gonna win
a fucking Emmy or something.
542
00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:33,891
- Gilly's the rat.
- That's your fucking rat.
543
00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:35,183
What do I do?
544
00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:37,227
I can't take care
of everything for you.
545
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:39,104
You just get rid of him.
That's all.
546
00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:42,066
Thanks, Pop. You're, uh...
You're part of the crew now.
547
00:23:42,089 --> 00:23:43,358
I don't want
to be part of your crew.
548
00:23:43,383 --> 00:23:44,609
Fuck your crew.
549
00:23:44,634 --> 00:23:46,236
Just do this
and take care of your own shit.
550
00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:47,929
All right.
551
00:23:50,097 --> 00:23:52,241
Can I talk to you for a sec?
552
00:23:52,266 --> 00:23:53,326
Yeah.
553
00:23:53,351 --> 00:23:54,411
Just, like,
over there in private?
554
00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:56,061
Yeah.
555
00:24:02,402 --> 00:24:03,378
'Sup, dude?
556
00:24:03,403 --> 00:24:05,130
"'Sup dude" me.
I know it was you.
557
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:06,882
- Fuck. I didn't do anything.
- You sold me out.
558
00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:08,174
- I didn't sell you out.
- Yeah, you did.
559
00:24:08,199 --> 00:24:10,009
You sold me out. My Poppy
told me you sold me out.
560
00:24:10,034 --> 00:24:11,010
You're gonna listen to that guy?
561
00:24:11,035 --> 00:24:12,011
- Yeah!
- Why?
562
00:24:12,036 --> 00:24:13,555
He's my fucking grandfather!
563
00:24:13,578 --> 00:24:14,890
What the fuck is that, dude?
564
00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:16,307
Why would he lie? What'd you do?
565
00:24:16,332 --> 00:24:19,310
- I didn't do anything.
- Just tell me what you did!
566
00:24:19,335 --> 00:24:21,063
All right.
567
00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:23,065
There was a girl
at the "Daily Mail."
568
00:24:23,088 --> 00:24:24,900
Got a weird thing going.
569
00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:27,778
I wanted fucking to have sex
with her, dude.
570
00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:29,570
So I told her where you were
a bunch.
571
00:24:29,595 --> 00:24:33,575
That's what I'm worth?
You sold me out for a blow job?
572
00:24:33,598 --> 00:24:36,119
It was head.
573
00:24:36,144 --> 00:24:39,205
Do not let this ruin our
fucking future together, dude.
574
00:24:39,230 --> 00:24:40,249
What?
575
00:24:40,272 --> 00:24:41,625
You know what I'm talking about.
576
00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:43,000
We started from the bottom,
dude, and now, we're...
577
00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:44,336
- We're here, we're here!
- No, we didn't!
578
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,255
I've known you
for like three months!
579
00:24:46,278 --> 00:24:48,757
I was pretty low, dude!
That was my bottom!
580
00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:50,092
Dude, it's over.
581
00:24:50,115 --> 00:24:51,468
Dude, don't fucking
tell anybody about this.
582
00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:52,594
Don't tell Chris Evans.
583
00:24:52,617 --> 00:24:53,846
Don't fucking
touch your phone, dude.
584
00:24:53,869 --> 00:24:55,763
Do not tell Chris Evans
about this.
585
00:24:55,788 --> 00:24:56,724
I just told him.
586
00:24:56,749 --> 00:24:58,224
Chris!
587
00:24:58,249 --> 00:24:59,809
Dude, it's over. Go home.
588
00:24:59,834 --> 00:25:00,935
We're friends, dude.
589
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,938
We're, like,
tight friends, dude.
590
00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:06,191
It's not about friends,
it's about family.
591
00:25:06,214 --> 00:25:08,736
You're not family.
Now get the fuck outta here.
592
00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:32,968
Shall we?
593
00:25:32,991 --> 00:25:37,388
There you go. Thank you.
I'm proud of you, Peter.
594
00:25:37,413 --> 00:25:38,973
I love you, Poppy.
595
00:25:38,998 --> 00:25:40,808
Where's Gilly going?
596
00:25:40,833 --> 00:25:43,103
- He lives in Miami now.
- Oh?
597
00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:45,939
- He was the rat.
- Oh...
598
00:26:04,231 --> 00:26:07,294
Slap him in the face,
you weird, little man!
599
00:26:18,121 --> 00:26:23,500
Yes! Yes!
600
00:26:28,673 --> 00:26:31,317
Yeah, not sure what
that means, but we won.
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