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[dramatic music]
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[yawning]
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Reason for visiting?
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[clears throat]
Work.
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Can you please take off
your sunglasses?
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Oh, yeah. Sorry.
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How long will you be staying?
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I don't know.
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Where are you staying?
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No idea.
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Any drugs, alcohol,
or merchandise
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of $10,000 in value?
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No.
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[muffled Christmas music]
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♪ ♪
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Hey,
how's the air-conditioning?
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It's great, thank you.
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Would you like any music?
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Oh, no. I'm cool.
I'm going to use my headphones.
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You can hook up your, uh,
Bluetooth to my speaker.
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Uh, it's all good, thanks.
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* I wanna double park
on that booty, baby ♪
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I gotta tell you,
we have never had a celebrity
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this big in the car before.
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[muffled speech]
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* What you mean
I can't touch it? ♪
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[thumping electronic music]
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♪ I wanna double park
on that booty, baby ♪
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[announcers speaking French]
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[sighs]
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[groans]
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[spray can hisses]
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I can't believe we have
to do this during Christmas.
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This is so fucked up.
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I mean, the whole thing,
but this too.
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Yeah.
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My family's celebrating without
me, but that's every year.
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[sighs]
Yeah.
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To think what he was doing
in that trailer under all
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our noses, just lying--
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[Ilkay Sencan's "DO IT"]
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♪ Lick, lick, lick it now ♪
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- * Do, do, do it ♪
- [coughs]
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♪ Lick, lick, lick it now ♪
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♪ Do, do, do it ♪
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♪ Lick, lick, lick it now ♪
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♪ Do, do, do it ♪
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♪ Lick, lick, lick it now ♪
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[muffled]
Pete?
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Oh, fuck.
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Fuck!
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Don't do that sh...
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- Sorry.
- That's OK.
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- Sorry.
- Hi.
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- Pete.
- Oh, yeah.
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Hi, I'm Monica.
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I'm the second AD.
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I'll be your liaison
for the rest of the shoot.
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"I'm sorry in advance."
[chuckles]
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That's Rodney Dangerfield.
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Do it all the time.
Nice to meet you.
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Uh--
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* Shake your body,
don't stop, don't miss ♪
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♪ All you ladies pop
your pussy like this ♪
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♪ Shake your body,
don't stop, don't miss ♪
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♪ Just do it ♪
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♪ Do it, do it, do it, do it ♪
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Hey, all done?
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Yeah.
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So everything's closed
for the holidays right now,
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and crafty's pretty much
all frozen pizza and gum.
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But if you want
slightly better pizza,
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there's a bowling alley nearby,
so I could--
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Cool.
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I just--I can't wait to
do a scene with Brad Pitt.
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- Oh, totally.
- Yeah.
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We got you
a whole new trailer.
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It's from
a different production.
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I'll grab you when there's,
um--so--soon.
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- OK. All right.
- Yeah. A little bit.
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Yeah. Relax.
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OK.
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[sighs]
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I got to see--
[phone ringing]
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- Hello?
- Hey, Poppy.
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How you doing?
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Sorry if I'm calling
early or late.
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I don't know
what time zone I'm on.
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Hey, there's my grandson.
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What's going on?
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You caught me in the middle
of a card game with the guys.
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Say hi to everybody. Here.
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Hello, Peter.
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Thank God you're calling.
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I think your Poppy
needs a loan.
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- Where are you?
- I'm in the hospital.
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Fucking chemo takes forever,
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so I thought I'd make
a few dollars while I'm here.
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So I'm playing cards.
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That's--that's good.
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It's good
you're doing the chemo.
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Yeah, well,
I'm glad you think so.
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According to the Internet,
I'm fucked.
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And, uh, nobody here
is letting me win anything.
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I respect you
too much for that.
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Yeah, sure.
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Well, I'm shooting
this Vietnam movie.
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It's pretty cool.
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I'm replacing this actor,
because he, like,
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fucked up or something,
so they're going to CGI
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my face onto, like, his body
or some shit, I don't know.
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But I'm doing a scene
with Brad Pitt.
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Isn't that cool?
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Ooh,
he's working with "Moneyball."
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Yeah, yeah.
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I'm, uh, I'm really
stoked about it.
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I mean, this is like, the first
time I get to do real drama.
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Hello, hello.
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Hi.
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Oh, my God, an angel
just walked in here.
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Your beautiful sister
just walked in here.
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Uh-oh, she's checking
all my stuff, the nurse.
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How you feeling, Poppy?
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[chuckling]
I'm feeling OK.
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How many patients thought
they died when they opened
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their eyes and saw this one?
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- Most of them, yeah.
- Peter, I better go.
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Have fun in Vietnam.
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All right, bye.
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Bye.
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[pensive music]
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♪ ♪
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[sighs]
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♪ ♪
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He's dead.
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Hi, Brad. I'm Pete.
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Somebody's gonna have to tell
that kid--
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Brad, hey.
Hey, Brad. I'm Pete.
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Hey, Brad.
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I don't have a home.
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♪ ♪
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Somebody forgot to log out.
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Hope you like
"Brokeback Mountain."
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There's
a "Look Who's Talking 4?"
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Whole cast is back.
Holy shit.
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Mm. "Everybody Loves Raymond."
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And another purchase
for Sebastian Stan.
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[school bell rings]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Oh, hey.
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You got any big plans
for winter break?
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No, not really.
How about you?
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Jeff's family's
coming to stay with us,
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so I'm inventing
different illnesses
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to get out of game night.
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I'm thinking Lyme's disease.
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I don't know.
It'd be nice to have company.
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Pete's in Canada
shooting a movie.
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I have not heard from him once
since he left.
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I'm sure he's just busy.
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Hey, how's your dad?
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You know, he's doing
really well with the chemo,
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thank God.
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His appetite's a little weird.
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I'm hoping he's going to
make it to Christmas dinner.
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I'm making all this food.
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It's going to end up being
just me and Casey, you know,
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which is fine.
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It's not really the Christmas
I am used to, but--
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You need to get
out of the house.
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Why don't you come play
basketball with us?
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What?
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Just jump onto a team?
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What--I can't do that.
It's been years.
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It's 40 and up
basketball for women
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who have nothing else to do.
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Half of them throw
foul shots underhand.
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You'd be LeBron out there.
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I don't know.
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I mean, I hung up my sneaks
a long time ago.
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Come on.
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You can bring the snacks.
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- Let me check my schedule.
- [chuckles]
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All right, yes.
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This is where
the magic happens.
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Come on in.
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Big butt, wow.
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Hot set, so just be careful.
Don't touch that.
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Holy shit.
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Can I get you anything, or--
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No, I'm in heaven.
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This is fucking sick.
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All right.
And Pete has landed.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Cool. So where's JJ?
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Oh!
He's, uh, right here for you.
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Oh, hi.
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- You're on an iPad.
- Pete, hey.
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Thanks so much for filling in,
especially this time of year.
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I cannot thank you enough.
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You're not just a hero in the
movie; you're a hero to me.
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Yeah, we couldn't
get anyone else.
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Uh-huh.
Yeah, well, thanks, man.
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I'm--I'm just happy
to be here, so--
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Uh--
you haven't, uh,
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read the new pages, have you?
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No, I didn't--he didn't--
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It's OK, it's all--
we've cleaned it up.
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We've pared it down
really well.
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It's really--it's great.
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It's--it's much better now,
I think.
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You'll see.
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Uh, you--you die
in the first 10 minutes.
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Really?
I die?
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Because I thought the story
was about a platoon,
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and it was true,
and it was about how
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they survived all these,
like, miraculous situations--
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Chinese chicken salad,
thank you.
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Uh, that's true.
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But I think the
other thing, though,
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is that it's really
important for the movie,
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like, for the integrity of the
film, uh, the surprise factor.
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It's like,
audience is sitting down.
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The first 10 minutes,
they're not expecting a thing.
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Then, boom!
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Pete Davidson's head just
pops off like a Roman candle.
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It's going to blow
people's minds.
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We have good effects
for that, really good VFX.
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Cool, but like, what--
what about my arc?
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Listen, I--I hear you.
Everyone wants an arc.
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Uh, the truth is
I asked my kids,
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you know, who do they want
to see die in the movie?
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They said you.
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I think it's going to work
great, I'm telling you.
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I guess. Yeah.
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Um, cool.
Well, yeah.
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Uh--you know,
again, I'm just--
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I'm just really
happy to be here.
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I mean, I can't believe I'm
doing a scene with Brad Pitt.
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Yeah.
I got to go, I got to go.
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It's going to be great, buddy.
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Thank you so much.
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- [line beeps]
- Uh, bye.
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Um, I was just--
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OK, I'll get him--
I'll get him later.
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[exhales] Cool.
Is he here?
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I--we're doing the
Brad scene now, right?
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Uh, yes.
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We are shooting
that scene now, exactly.
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Yeah.
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- That's cool.
- [chuckles]
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[exciting music]
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♪ ♪
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Brad.
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♪ ♪
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Nice to meet you.
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- You're not Brad.
- Devon Leech, Brad's guy.
259
00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:28,171
[chuckles]
Nice to meet you too, man.
260
00:10:28,171 --> 00:10:29,755
Where's Brad?
261
00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:33,301
Brad isn't coming, actually.
262
00:10:33,301 --> 00:10:35,052
It's OK,
you're in good hands.
263
00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:37,304
I've been working
with him since "World War Z."
264
00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,849
Every time
you only see the back
265
00:10:39,849 --> 00:10:42,518
of his head,
that's all Leech.
266
00:10:42,518 --> 00:10:44,269
Check this out.
267
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:47,148
Devon, "Moneyball."
268
00:10:47,148 --> 00:10:49,274
Devon Leech,
Cliff Booth,
269
00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,360
"Once Upon a Time
in Hollywood."
270
00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,653
Wow.
271
00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:54,614
Yeah, actually,
I totally see it.
272
00:10:54,614 --> 00:10:55,865
It confuses me, man.
273
00:10:55,865 --> 00:10:57,533
I'm in therapy about it.
274
00:10:57,533 --> 00:11:00,119
So is he, um--
is he not coming?
275
00:11:00,119 --> 00:11:03,371
There was a schedule change.
Sorry, yeah.
276
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,374
So you're going to be
working with Devon instead.
277
00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:08,586
The producers let Brad spend
Christmas with his family.
278
00:11:08,586 --> 00:11:11,047
And you'll still be on the
screen with him, of course.
279
00:11:11,047 --> 00:11:12,756
And see him at
the premiere, maybe.
280
00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,674
Maybe?
281
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,844
I'll be there.
I got you, bro.
282
00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,721
Yeah, that's great.
That's great.
283
00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,972
It's going to be fun.
284
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,392
We'll just--
we'll get this started,
285
00:11:22,392 --> 00:11:23,893
and we'll just--yeah,
we'll--let's get--
286
00:11:23,893 --> 00:11:25,144
let's get you on your marks.
287
00:11:25,144 --> 00:11:26,312
Whoo!
288
00:11:26,312 --> 00:11:27,562
Let's do this!
289
00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:30,817
Last looks on Leech.
290
00:11:30,817 --> 00:11:32,442
And action!
291
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:33,735
Sorry, grunt.
292
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,571
My job is to get you home.
293
00:11:35,571 --> 00:11:37,072
Home?
294
00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:39,116
I stopped having a home
the day I watched Roberts
295
00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:40,826
get gutted like a fish.
296
00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:42,912
God damn it, Finnerty!
297
00:11:42,912 --> 00:11:45,831
Don't you dare tell me
what home is!
298
00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,082
This is our home now!
299
00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:48,418
[whispering]
Is he doing Downey?
300
00:11:48,418 --> 00:11:49,836
Roberts had a kid!
301
00:11:49,836 --> 00:11:51,003
Somebody's going to
have to tell that kid
302
00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:52,587
that his daddy is dead.
303
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:57,467
Someone's going to have to say,
your dad, he's dead!
304
00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:00,471
[phone ringing]
305
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:02,724
Hi, Pete!
306
00:12:02,724 --> 00:12:03,890
How are you?
307
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:04,892
It's so nice
to hear your voice.
308
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,101
How is Brad?
309
00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,854
- Is he dreamy?
- Hey, Ma.
310
00:12:07,854 --> 00:12:09,105
How's Poppy doing?
311
00:12:09,105 --> 00:12:09,980
You know, he's--
he's all right.
312
00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,399
He's cranky.
313
00:12:11,399 --> 00:12:13,192
He just, uh, called the TV
a word that we're not
314
00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:15,570
supposed to say anymore,
because he couldn't find, um,
315
00:12:15,570 --> 00:12:16,863
"It's a Wonderful Life."
316
00:12:16,863 --> 00:12:19,240
And I told you
that Borgnine ate
317
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,033
all the Christmas decorations.
318
00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:25,203
I was able to replace them
on Amazon Prime overnight.
319
00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:26,413
Casey!
320
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,291
Come put this
on the front door.
321
00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:30,125
Oh, honey.
I wish you were here.
322
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,754
Yeah.
Well, you know, it's reshoots.
323
00:12:32,754 --> 00:12:34,880
So it's not like I have
a fucking choice, you know.
324
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,298
Oh, I know.
325
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:38,341
Just, uh--
I don't know how many more,
326
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:39,969
uh, Christmases we're going
to get with Poppy,
327
00:12:39,969 --> 00:12:41,846
- you know?
- Yeah, I know, all right?
328
00:12:41,846 --> 00:12:44,139
You don't gotta guilt trip me,
you know?
329
00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:45,515
There's nothing
I can do about it.
330
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,601
I'm fucking stuck in Canada
with nobody I even like.
331
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:49,187
No offense.
332
00:12:49,187 --> 00:12:50,437
No, I'm--I'm not trying
to make you feel bad.
333
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,980
I'm just saying that,
you know, we miss you.
334
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:54,149
We wish you were here.
That's all.
335
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,817
I got to go. I got to go.
I'm at work.
336
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,153
I'll call you later.
337
00:12:57,153 --> 00:12:59,029
OK.
I love you, honey. Bye.
338
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,990
[line beeps]
339
00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:09,499
[sighs]
340
00:13:09,499 --> 00:13:11,583
Hey, how much longer
for the neck pussy, huh?
341
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,503
- 10 minutes, ish.
- All right, cool.
342
00:13:13,503 --> 00:13:15,421
I'm going to go smoke
a cigarette, all right?
343
00:13:15,421 --> 00:13:16,755
Oh, really?
344
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:17,840
Um--well,
as soon as he's done,
345
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:18,799
we're going to need you on set.
346
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,509
We're moving.
347
00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:21,677
Cool.
348
00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:23,011
I'll just--I'll just
take a break, then.
349
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,554
All right, cool.
I'll be back.
350
00:13:26,474 --> 00:13:29,434
[pensive music]
351
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:36,400
♪ ♪
352
00:13:47,912 --> 00:13:50,998
[pensive music]
353
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:57,797
♪ ♪
354
00:14:00,091 --> 00:14:03,009
[bowling pins clattering]
355
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:10,143
♪ ♪
356
00:14:12,812 --> 00:14:14,062
Yo.
357
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,940
Whoa.
358
00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:19,235
You're--you're Pete Davidson.
359
00:14:19,235 --> 00:14:20,736
What are you doing here?
360
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:23,114
[stammers]
361
00:14:23,114 --> 00:14:24,740
Are you on vacation?
362
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:26,451
Sure.
363
00:14:26,451 --> 00:14:28,619
Do you want to bowl?
364
00:14:28,619 --> 00:14:29,578
No.
365
00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:31,288
Are you here for the arcade?
366
00:14:33,249 --> 00:14:34,792
Uh, do you want some pizza?
367
00:14:36,753 --> 00:14:38,629
Listen, you guys.
I need some drugs.
368
00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:39,755
Like now, OK?
369
00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:41,466
I'm really fucked up,
all right?
370
00:14:41,466 --> 00:14:42,966
I'm out here doing a war movie.
The director's on the iPad.
371
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,219
They tell me Brad Pitt's going
to be in it, and he's not.
372
00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:46,428
It's Devon Leech!
373
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:48,264
- Who's Devon Leech?
- Exactly!
374
00:14:48,264 --> 00:14:49,890
It looks exactly like
Brad Pitt, but it's not!
375
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:52,769
And I'm all fucked up and
alone, and my grandpa's dying,
376
00:14:52,769 --> 00:14:55,229
and all my friends won't answer
my fucking phone calls,
377
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:57,105
and I would just
really appreciate it
378
00:14:57,105 --> 00:15:00,735
if either one of you
had anything.
379
00:15:01,152 --> 00:15:04,989
Bro, we got you.
380
00:15:04,989 --> 00:15:06,908
All right.
381
00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:10,577
The fuck is this, Nesquik?
382
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,746
- Just smoke it like weed.
- You sure?
383
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,791
We're working at a
bowling alley on Christmas.
384
00:15:14,791 --> 00:15:17,125
We take getting high
very seriously.
385
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,794
- [phone ringing]
- Good answer.
386
00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:21,338
Hold on a second.
387
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:22,840
What's up, dick?
388
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,258
Hey, where are you, man?
389
00:15:24,258 --> 00:15:25,842
They're, like, freaking out
that you're not on set.
390
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:26,927
I'm fine, man.
391
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,388
I'm at a bowling alley
with my friends.
392
00:15:28,388 --> 00:15:29,263
Wait,
are you there to buy drugs?
393
00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:30,639
Yeah.
394
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:31,765
I wouldn't have to do this
shit if you were here.
395
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,100
I--I know.
396
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,309
I'm just, like, in the
middle of, like, Christmas
397
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,312
with Lizzie's family
right now, you know?
398
00:15:36,312 --> 00:15:37,855
Dude, break out.
Fuck that shit.
399
00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:39,065
Just--just leave.
400
00:15:39,065 --> 00:15:40,316
Just come hang out
with me in Canada, man.
401
00:15:40,316 --> 00:15:41,400
Come on.
It'll be fun.
402
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,652
I really can't.
403
00:15:42,652 --> 00:15:46,197
I'm--I'm in a, like,
very Hallmark situation.
404
00:15:46,197 --> 00:15:47,865
Dude.
Just come, man.
405
00:15:47,865 --> 00:15:49,826
Just hop on a flight.
We'll have fun.
406
00:15:49,826 --> 00:15:52,787
We could bowl
and have pizza, I guess.
407
00:15:52,787 --> 00:15:55,038
Man, it is like
so Christmas over here,
408
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,834
and her dad keeps
calling me son.
409
00:15:57,834 --> 00:15:59,836
I'm in deep, man.
410
00:15:59,836 --> 00:16:01,671
- I'm in really deep.
- Whatever, man.
411
00:16:01,671 --> 00:16:03,965
Merry Christmas. Fucking...
412
00:16:03,965 --> 00:16:05,883
Pete?
[line beeps]
413
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:06,884
Shit.
414
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:11,931
So what happened
to your neck?
415
00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:14,182
I got shot.
416
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,684
- Oh.
- Damn.
417
00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:18,980
Hey, thanks, guys.
Merry Christmas.
418
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:25,360
Pete Davidson's
on the brown stuff.
419
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,528
[laughter]
420
00:16:31,743 --> 00:16:32,869
[spits]
421
00:16:44,172 --> 00:16:46,798
[sighs] Fuck.
422
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,538
[groans, coughs]
423
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:28,173
[Jimmy Soul's
"If You Wanna Be Happy"]
424
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:31,134
* If you wanna be happy
for the rest of your life ♪
425
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:33,679
♪ Never make
a pretty woman your wife ♪
426
00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:36,307
♪ So for my personal
point of view ♪
427
00:17:36,307 --> 00:17:38,726
♪ Get an ugly girl
to marry you ♪
428
00:17:38,726 --> 00:17:41,311
♪ If you wanna be happy
for the rest of your life ♪
429
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:44,106
♪ Never make
a pretty woman your wife ♪
430
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,733
♪ So for my personal
point of view ♪
431
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,112
♪ Get an ugly girl
to marry you ♪
432
00:17:49,112 --> 00:17:51,739
♪ A pretty woman
makes her man look small ♪
433
00:17:51,739 --> 00:17:53,990
♪ And very often
causes his downfall ♪
434
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,867
♪ As soon as he marries her ♪
435
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,828
♪ Then she starts
doing the things ♪
436
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,329
♪ That will break his heart ♪
437
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:02,083
♪ But if you make
an ugly woman your wife ♪
438
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:04,711
♪ You'll be happy
for the rest of your life ♪
439
00:18:04,711 --> 00:18:07,171
♪ An ugly woman
cooks meals on time ♪
440
00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:09,548
♪ She'll always give you
peace of mind ♪
441
00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:12,134
♪ If you wanna be happy
for the rest of your life ♪
442
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,760
[music stops]
443
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,599
How you doing, Dad?
You need anything?
444
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,644
No, I got everything I need.
445
00:18:21,644 --> 00:18:23,061
- Feel great, thanks.
- Good, good.
446
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,730
It's a lot of food
for three people.
447
00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:27,650
I know.
It's a very special Christmas.
448
00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:28,901
If there's leftovers,
maybe we should
449
00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:30,653
take it to a food bank tomorrow.
450
00:18:30,653 --> 00:18:32,320
- Oh--
- Well, that's a nice idea.
451
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:36,200
You reminded me, I gotta--
gotta take a plate downstairs.
452
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,493
Mom, Pete's not here.
453
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:39,953
Oh, I know.
454
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,205
But, uh, the boys are
downstairs watching a movie.
455
00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:44,125
- Probably starving to death.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
456
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:45,960
You mean these guys still
come and hang out downstairs,
457
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,086
- even when he's not here?
- Yeah.
458
00:18:47,086 --> 00:18:48,546
I'm just going to
bring them a plate,
459
00:18:48,546 --> 00:18:49,881
might give them a little
something to nibble on.
460
00:18:49,881 --> 00:18:52,924
No, you're not.
Come and sit down.
461
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:55,927
You know, boys got to eat.
It's Christmas.
462
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,346
- You got to eat.
- I am. I'm eating.
463
00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,016
You already gave them shelter.
464
00:19:00,016 --> 00:19:01,601
What, do you want
to feed them, too?
465
00:19:01,601 --> 00:19:03,853
Give me your hands.
466
00:19:03,853 --> 00:19:06,730
We'll think about Peter,
hope he's OK.
467
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:09,483
And everything's good?
468
00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:11,277
- Yeah. OK.
- OK. Let's eat.
469
00:19:11,277 --> 00:19:14,279
To my big brother George,
the richest man in town.
470
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,824
[all cheering]
471
00:19:16,824 --> 00:19:19,618
all: * Should
auld acquaintance ♪
472
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:24,707
♪ Be forgot and never ♪
473
00:19:24,707 --> 00:19:27,960
Fuck yeah, Clarence.
Get those wings, baby.
474
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:33,758
all: * Should auld
acquaintance be forgot ♪
475
00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:37,427
♪ And days
of auld lang syne? ♪
476
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:38,721
What's that?
477
00:19:38,721 --> 00:19:42,099
[line trilling]
478
00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:45,144
This is Nikki.
Leave a message.
479
00:19:45,144 --> 00:19:47,438
Look, Daddy!
Teacher says...
480
00:19:47,438 --> 00:19:51,067
[upbeat music]
481
00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:53,486
[phone ringing]
482
00:19:53,486 --> 00:19:55,529
[coughs]
483
00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:58,031
Yo, shut up, bro.
Pete's calling.
484
00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,032
Hey, Pete!
485
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,411
What's up there,
movie star man?
486
00:20:01,411 --> 00:20:02,828
Hey.
487
00:20:02,828 --> 00:20:04,163
Are--are you guys
all in the basement?
488
00:20:04,163 --> 00:20:05,998
Oh, we're just having
a little holiday shindig.
489
00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:07,208
Cannabis-mas,
you know how it is.
490
00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:09,167
- You know the drill.
- Cannabis-mas?
491
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,170
You're doing
Cannabis-mas without me?
492
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:13,756
But I, like, invented it.
493
00:20:13,756 --> 00:20:15,508
So you invented smoking
weed on Christmas?
494
00:20:15,508 --> 00:20:17,509
Is that Peter?
495
00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:19,386
Hey.
Hi, Mom.
496
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:20,887
- Mama D here--
- Oh.
497
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,473
- Merry Christmas, sweet pea.
- With--with the good food.
498
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:26,394
I wish you were here, honey.
I got all your favorite things.
499
00:20:26,394 --> 00:20:28,019
I made the little
turkey sandwiches
500
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,646
- with the honey mustard.
- Mmm.
501
00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,356
I got your rainbow cookies.
502
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:32,733
Mmm.
503
00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:35,027
Oh, yeah.
Those are my favorite.
504
00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:37,195
I wish I was there,
but I'm not. Heh.
505
00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:40,866
Ma, you know, if you feed
these guys, they won't leave.
506
00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:42,868
Celebrating baby Jesus,
507
00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:44,369
having cannolis
with the Davidsons.
508
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,372
- Don't get no better than this.
- All right, guys, enjoy.
509
00:20:46,372 --> 00:20:47,707
There's a lot more upstairs
if you want it.
510
00:20:47,707 --> 00:20:48,915
Goodbye, honey.
I love you.
511
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,167
- Thank you, Mama D.
- Thank you, Mama.
512
00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,919
- You're welcome.
- Bye, Ma.
513
00:20:51,919 --> 00:20:53,712
Well, uh--why don't
you guys just come here?
514
00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:55,213
I'll fly you guys all out.
515
00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:57,215
Nah, I'm stuck
in the city till New Year's.
516
00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:59,176
You know my mama don't fuck
around with Christmas season.
517
00:20:59,176 --> 00:21:00,385
I would love
to be there for you,
518
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,012
but I don't want to.
519
00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:04,891
I don't fuck with Canada,
and Canada don't fuck with me.
520
00:21:04,891 --> 00:21:06,392
It's actually
pretty cool here.
521
00:21:06,392 --> 00:21:08,019
They have their own theme song.
522
00:21:08,019 --> 00:21:10,438
Mm-hmm.
Stay strong there, bruh.
523
00:21:10,438 --> 00:21:12,856
Work smarter, not harder,
so we don't have to.
524
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:15,108
Long live Pete Davidson.
525
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,444
[scatting]
526
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:20,073
- [line beeps]
- [scatting]
527
00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:25,327
[sighs]
528
00:21:36,047 --> 00:21:37,798
[grunts]
529
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:48,308
[choking, grunts]
530
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:54,565
[dramatic music plays]
531
00:21:54,565 --> 00:22:01,405
♪ ♪
532
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:04,991
I see you chose
to enter the saloon,
533
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,452
instead of not
entering the saloon.
534
00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:09,038
That's right.
535
00:22:09,038 --> 00:22:11,665
And I have a card in my hand--
536
00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:13,584
the ace of spades.
537
00:22:13,584 --> 00:22:15,961
He made it?
538
00:22:15,961 --> 00:22:18,548
He actually did it.
Holy shit.
539
00:22:18,548 --> 00:22:19,840
What a coincidence.
540
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:23,428
Ace, Spade.
541
00:22:23,428 --> 00:22:27,973
Where did you find it,
that card that's your name?
542
00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:33,061
Maybe I should go home
to my wife.
543
00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:35,314
Do I even have a wife?
544
00:22:35,314 --> 00:22:38,151
Maybe I should stay,
because I play cards good.
545
00:22:38,151 --> 00:22:41,903
Superman plays cards good.
546
00:22:41,903 --> 00:22:44,781
You play cards well.
547
00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:46,032
Well.
548
00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:49,662
both: Well, well, well.
549
00:22:49,662 --> 00:22:50,872
[head thumps]
550
00:22:54,459 --> 00:22:55,876
- How you feeling?
- I'm kind of nervous.
551
00:22:55,876 --> 00:22:56,919
I haven't done this
in a long time.
552
00:22:56,919 --> 00:22:59,047
Oh, it'll be good for you.
553
00:22:59,047 --> 00:23:01,214
This is a great place
to put all your energy.
554
00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:02,717
We leave it all on the floor.
555
00:23:02,717 --> 00:23:03,925
What does that mean?
556
00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:05,470
I mean, just look at Lisa.
557
00:23:05,470 --> 00:23:08,765
Yeah, I heard her husband
cheated on her with the doula.
558
00:23:08,765 --> 00:23:11,099
I know.
Look at her now.
559
00:23:12,101 --> 00:23:14,019
- [whistle tweets]
- All right, ladies.
560
00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:15,438
Let's get this going.
561
00:23:15,438 --> 00:23:17,105
Lisa, we're starting.
562
00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:20,233
[exhales]
[joints cracking]
563
00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:26,324
[grunts]
564
00:23:26,324 --> 00:23:28,910
Did she just crack her pussy?
565
00:23:28,910 --> 00:23:30,452
[knock at door]
566
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:33,455
[coughing]
567
00:23:38,669 --> 00:23:40,003
What?
568
00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:42,382
Housekeeping.
569
00:23:42,382 --> 00:23:44,342
Fuck.
570
00:23:50,932 --> 00:23:53,308
So sorry about that.
571
00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:04,945
[indistinct shouting]
572
00:24:04,945 --> 00:24:06,780
- Ready, go!
- Over here!
573
00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,449
Here, here!
Over here!
574
00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:11,827
Get off me!
575
00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:13,538
[grunts]
576
00:24:14,622 --> 00:24:15,664
Yeah!
Yeah!
577
00:24:15,664 --> 00:24:16,999
Take that!
Take that!
578
00:24:16,999 --> 00:24:18,667
Yes, let's go!
Let's go!
579
00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:21,378
Are you OK?
You're bleeding.
580
00:24:21,378 --> 00:24:23,172
- Do you need a minute?
- No.
581
00:24:23,172 --> 00:24:25,967
I'm going to
destroy that bitch.
582
00:24:25,967 --> 00:24:27,426
Let's go!
583
00:24:27,426 --> 00:24:30,387
[hip-hop music]
584
00:24:30,387 --> 00:24:31,972
♪ ♪
585
00:24:31,972 --> 00:24:33,473
Everybody clear out.
586
00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:34,933
Iso!
Iso!
587
00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:36,894
♪ ♪
588
00:24:36,894 --> 00:24:39,020
[aggressive grunting]
Come on.
589
00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:40,189
♪ Make shit impossible ♪
590
00:24:40,189 --> 00:24:41,691
♪ Night and day... ♪
591
00:24:41,691 --> 00:24:43,401
Ahh!
592
00:24:43,401 --> 00:24:46,403
♪ ♪
593
00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:47,697
Boom!
594
00:24:47,697 --> 00:24:51,366
♪ ♪
595
00:24:51,366 --> 00:24:53,994
This is why I do this.
This is why I do this.
596
00:24:53,994 --> 00:24:55,704
Good job, ladies.
Let's go!
597
00:24:55,704 --> 00:24:58,708
[soft pensive music]
598
00:24:58,708 --> 00:25:02,295
♪ ♪
599
00:25:02,295 --> 00:25:05,213
[coughs]
600
00:25:17,809 --> 00:25:19,561
Oh, hello.
601
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:21,814
- Hey.
- Hey.
602
00:25:21,814 --> 00:25:24,025
You made it.
603
00:25:24,025 --> 00:25:26,068
Did you get some sleep?
604
00:25:26,068 --> 00:25:27,569
I was thinking
about sleeping.
605
00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:30,655
But I did so many drugs,
I thought maybe I shouldn't,
606
00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:32,407
because I would probably die.
607
00:25:33,659 --> 00:25:35,702
Yeah.
608
00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:36,953
OK.
609
00:25:36,953 --> 00:25:39,082
Let's just get you cleaned up.
610
00:25:39,082 --> 00:25:41,250
You know, they say
you, uh, never, uh,
611
00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:44,045
work a day in your life
if you love what you do.
612
00:25:44,045 --> 00:25:47,173
So--so I love you.
613
00:25:49,133 --> 00:25:50,093
I'll get you some coffee.
614
00:25:50,093 --> 00:25:51,844
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
615
00:25:51,844 --> 00:25:52,970
That was fun today.
616
00:25:52,970 --> 00:25:54,806
Yeah.
Yeah, it was.
617
00:25:54,806 --> 00:25:56,098
Did you see my dunk?
618
00:25:56,098 --> 00:25:57,224
Yeah, man.
619
00:25:57,224 --> 00:25:58,768
You really took it to the hole.
620
00:25:58,768 --> 00:26:00,060
Yeah.
621
00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:01,604
Yeah,
I had to call for the iso.
622
00:26:01,604 --> 00:26:03,980
Good one.
623
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:06,150
Welcome to
the South Island Handmaids.
624
00:26:08,152 --> 00:26:11,114
[eerie music]
625
00:26:11,114 --> 00:26:15,492
♪ ♪
626
00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:19,454
[sighs]
627
00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:21,374
I couldn't get
the tape back,
628
00:26:21,374 --> 00:26:24,292
which I know sounds
like bad news
629
00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:25,795
but actually is good news.
630
00:26:25,795 --> 00:26:27,755
Because if that tape existed,
631
00:26:27,755 --> 00:26:31,217
we wouldn't be able
to get married again.
632
00:26:31,217 --> 00:26:32,801
[laughter]
633
00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:35,179
[muffled chatter]
634
00:26:35,179 --> 00:26:42,353
♪ ♪
635
00:26:45,981 --> 00:26:48,483
[knock at door]
[door clicks]
636
00:26:54,574 --> 00:26:56,200
Dad?
637
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,618
No, it's Ray.
638
00:26:59,871 --> 00:27:01,622
How you doing, buddy?
639
00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:03,708
- What are you doing here?
- Talk to me, man.
640
00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:05,585
What's going on?
641
00:27:05,585 --> 00:27:06,836
OK, Ray Romano.
642
00:27:06,836 --> 00:27:09,672
Well, um, I'm all alone here
during Christmas,
643
00:27:09,672 --> 00:27:11,465
and nobody seems to care.
644
00:27:11,465 --> 00:27:14,801
And my Poppy is dying, and
he's pretending like he's OK.
645
00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:16,179
But we all know he isn't.
646
00:27:16,179 --> 00:27:18,931
That's a shame. Yeah.
647
00:27:18,931 --> 00:27:20,767
Hey, you mind if I, uh,
648
00:27:20,767 --> 00:27:22,684
pick through this
Joan's on Third basket?
649
00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:24,561
Yeah, help yourself.
650
00:27:27,397 --> 00:27:31,234
Yeah, I mean, uh, grandpas...
651
00:27:31,234 --> 00:27:32,528
they give you
a little bit of wisdom,
652
00:27:32,528 --> 00:27:34,989
and then they die, all right?
653
00:27:34,989 --> 00:27:36,699
That's what they do.
654
00:27:36,699 --> 00:27:39,117
But you still got
your mother, right?
655
00:27:39,117 --> 00:27:41,162
You got your sister--
656
00:27:41,162 --> 00:27:43,538
to a lesser extent,
your friends.
657
00:27:43,538 --> 00:27:45,208
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
658
00:27:45,208 --> 00:27:47,042
I just--I feel
really pathetic
659
00:27:47,042 --> 00:27:48,586
and, like, a loser, and maybe--
660
00:27:48,586 --> 00:27:51,631
maybe everyone's just
better off without me.
661
00:27:51,631 --> 00:27:55,675
Maybe they are, but you
shouldn't focus on that.
662
00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:57,886
You're doing great.
663
00:27:57,886 --> 00:28:01,182
You're taking drugs to make
yourself feel better, right?
664
00:28:01,182 --> 00:28:02,933
Here's what you need to do.
665
00:28:02,933 --> 00:28:04,769
Fuck your way out of it.
666
00:28:04,769 --> 00:28:07,313
If you take anything
from this conversation,
667
00:28:07,313 --> 00:28:10,732
it's that you should
get yourself sucked.
668
00:28:12,276 --> 00:28:14,403
- Yeah, sure.
- You got the drugs, right?
669
00:28:14,403 --> 00:28:15,779
You got the bowling
alley drugs?
670
00:28:15,779 --> 00:28:17,615
You got the ketamine?
What's it called, ketamine?
671
00:28:17,615 --> 00:28:19,409
Yeah, but I don't want
to end up in a K hole.
672
00:28:19,409 --> 00:28:20,535
I don't know what that is.
673
00:28:20,535 --> 00:28:21,743
But you got to fall
into a butthole,
674
00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:23,746
is what you got to do.
675
00:28:23,746 --> 00:28:24,872
Come on, man.
676
00:28:24,872 --> 00:28:26,665
Kills me to see you
fucking like this.
677
00:28:26,665 --> 00:28:29,585
You know what your problem is?
You don't got any problems.
678
00:28:29,585 --> 00:28:31,586
You're too smart.
You're too funny.
679
00:28:31,586 --> 00:28:33,756
You're fucking--
you're too good at everything.
680
00:28:33,756 --> 00:28:36,217
You should write a book.
I'd read that book.
681
00:28:36,217 --> 00:28:37,551
Just fuck everything.
682
00:28:37,551 --> 00:28:39,636
You ain't getting
any younger, man.
683
00:28:39,636 --> 00:28:42,222
Come on.
You got that big dick, right?
684
00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:44,517
You're like pussy Thanos.
685
00:28:44,517 --> 00:28:46,894
Just get out there
and fuck, man.
686
00:28:46,894 --> 00:28:49,855
The luckiest man...
[laughter]
687
00:28:49,855 --> 00:28:53,192
On the face of the Earth.
688
00:28:53,192 --> 00:28:55,737
- What the fuck?
- 3, 2, 1.
689
00:28:55,737 --> 00:28:57,113
[wire snaps]
690
00:28:57,113 --> 00:28:59,323
[grunts]
691
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:02,951
- Wait a sec.
- 2--
692
00:29:02,951 --> 00:29:04,287
- Hang on.
- 1.
693
00:29:04,287 --> 00:29:06,913
[wire snaps]
694
00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:09,500
[groans]
695
00:29:11,877 --> 00:29:13,796
- 1.
- Fuck!
696
00:29:13,796 --> 00:29:15,006
[grunting]
697
00:29:15,006 --> 00:29:17,215
Cut!
[bell rings]
698
00:29:17,215 --> 00:29:19,594
Fuck!
Thanks, boys.
699
00:29:19,594 --> 00:29:23,138
And that's a wrap
on Pete Davidson.
700
00:29:23,138 --> 00:29:24,598
- Whoa. Wrap?
- Yeah.
701
00:29:24,598 --> 00:29:26,476
I thought it was,
like, six days.
702
00:29:26,476 --> 00:29:28,810
Great job.
No, it's been two weeks.
703
00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:29,770
Oh.
704
00:29:29,770 --> 00:29:31,189
It was great
working with you.
705
00:29:31,189 --> 00:29:32,397
- You, too.
- Yeah.
706
00:29:32,397 --> 00:29:34,776
Uh, what's your name?
707
00:29:34,776 --> 00:29:36,234
Uh, Monica.
708
00:29:36,234 --> 00:29:37,694
Monica.
709
00:29:37,694 --> 00:29:39,322
Monica, yeah.
710
00:29:39,322 --> 00:29:41,865
So, uh,
on the next one, right?
711
00:29:41,865 --> 00:29:43,492
I love you.
712
00:29:43,492 --> 00:29:45,994
All of you, I love--
I love all of you.
713
00:29:45,994 --> 00:29:46,913
- Good luck.
- All right.
714
00:29:46,913 --> 00:29:48,830
Thank--OK.
715
00:29:50,625 --> 00:29:53,711
[synth music, clock ticking]
716
00:29:53,711 --> 00:29:58,465
♪ ♪
717
00:29:58,465 --> 00:30:01,009
Merry Christmas,
Pete Davidson.
718
00:30:01,009 --> 00:30:06,932
♪ ♪
719
00:30:06,932 --> 00:30:08,893
I give him six months.
720
00:30:08,893 --> 00:30:15,900
♪ ♪
721
00:30:35,211 --> 00:30:36,378
Thanks, man.
722
00:30:36,378 --> 00:30:37,547
I don't know what
I'd do without you.
723
00:30:37,547 --> 00:30:38,423
Thanks for bringing
my credit card.
724
00:30:38,423 --> 00:30:39,715
Yeah, yeah.
725
00:30:39,715 --> 00:30:41,968
Um, I've been here
for, like, three hours.
726
00:30:41,968 --> 00:30:45,887
How's, uh--uh...
727
00:30:45,887 --> 00:30:47,013
what's--what's her face?
728
00:30:47,013 --> 00:30:48,348
- Oh, Lizzie.
- Yeah.
729
00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:50,183
Yeah, it's great.
It's been, like, five years.
730
00:30:50,183 --> 00:30:52,060
I can't, uh,
wait for you to meet her.
731
00:30:52,060 --> 00:30:53,895
Pete!
732
00:30:56,356 --> 00:30:57,607
Oh, no.
733
00:30:57,607 --> 00:30:58,483
Hi.
734
00:30:58,483 --> 00:31:00,278
It stops now.
735
00:31:00,278 --> 00:31:01,570
What?
736
00:31:01,570 --> 00:31:02,904
I know what's going on.
737
00:31:02,904 --> 00:31:04,281
What are you talking about,
Sebastian Stan?
738
00:31:04,281 --> 00:31:06,409
Shh!
No more talking.
739
00:31:06,409 --> 00:31:07,910
Only listening, OK?
740
00:31:07,910 --> 00:31:08,994
Because I'm only going
to say this once.
741
00:31:08,994 --> 00:31:10,413
It stops now.
742
00:31:10,413 --> 00:31:12,080
Dude, you left your account
logged in the trailer.
743
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,249
I'm a fan.
744
00:31:13,249 --> 00:31:14,250
It's just--
this is what happens.
745
00:31:14,250 --> 00:31:15,417
Of course I'm going to use it.
746
00:31:15,417 --> 00:31:17,627
You bought
112 individual episodes
747
00:31:17,627 --> 00:31:19,422
of "Everybody Loves Raymond."
That's stupid!
748
00:31:19,422 --> 00:31:20,798
Why don't you just bundle it?
749
00:31:20,798 --> 00:31:22,258
Why don't you fucking
stream it, for fuck's sake?
750
00:31:22,258 --> 00:31:24,594
It's streaming on Peacock.
It's streaming on the Cock!
751
00:31:24,594 --> 00:31:27,346
You are what we call a daddy.
752
00:31:27,346 --> 00:31:28,513
Such a daddy.
753
00:31:28,513 --> 00:31:30,016
You're crazy.
754
00:31:30,016 --> 00:31:31,308
I never do this,
755
00:31:31,308 --> 00:31:33,227
but do you think
I'd be able to get a selfie?
756
00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:34,979
- [squeals]
- Hey!
757
00:31:34,979 --> 00:31:36,814
That's my best friend!
758
00:31:36,814 --> 00:31:37,856
Oh, shit.
759
00:31:37,856 --> 00:31:38,857
[grunts]
760
00:31:38,857 --> 00:31:40,817
- [patrons gasp]
- Oh, come on.
761
00:31:43,445 --> 00:31:45,280
Oh, snap!
762
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,116
That's motherfucking
Bucky Barnes!
763
00:31:48,116 --> 00:31:49,160
Winter Soldier.
764
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:56,334
♪ ♪
765
00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:03,334
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