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IN THE KINGDOM OF THE DRAGON

The year is 50 before Christ.

All of Gaul has been occupied by the Romans.

All of Gaul?

No.

A city full of indomitable galls

still resisting the invaders.

And they don't make life easy for the Roman legionnaires

in their camps in Delirium, Aquarium, Laudanum and Bath Foam.

What makes life happy for me

Is to walk day and night

What's fun in the forest

Is hiking with my friend

It rhymes.

Obelix, we don't live healthy.

We eat too much meat.

- Too much meat? - Yes.

We eat wild boar for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

And then we have the beer.

It can't be good for us.

What do you want to eat then?

I do not know. We can balance it sometimes with...

vegetables.

Vegetables...

- Greensaker? - Yeah.

You make me laugh, Asterix.

Did you hear, Ideafix?

Imagine him chewing on celery instead of bones.

Vegetables!

Sure, you laugh.

I don't understand why we have to destroy our health.

Same thing with the potion.

It might be bad for the body.

We know nothing about it.

And do we really need it?

Are you okay?

No.

We can have a salad sometimes, or mushrooms or chestnuts.

When it's in season, of course.

You've already caught one. Let the poor be.

Hey there, you blueberries!

Alas! We are lost. Think we are so close to the village.

I said that.

- No. - Of course.

Then you said: 'To hell with the bars.

They tease me with bilious fever.

-They will eat their building stones.' -No!

I can't lie.

I handle this.

I don't need this one.

The strength is here.

And here.

Sit still and watch.

Hello.

What a hard helmet!

Have you thought about stepping in?

No, I can't.

No!

This is stupid!

Harder!

It's not fair.

Cheater!

No. It would have gone just as well without it.

You don't have to.

Yes I am.

ASTERIX & OBELIX: IN THE KINGDOM OF THE DRAGON

Why is no one here?

They are not that fresh.

- Would you be? - Huh?

Nothing.

Miraculix, he won't let me smoke the meat in the house.

Shouldn't I have to stop just because Asterix did?

Little fix!

Little fix!

Hello, girls.

- Are we going to the market? - Yes.

- Hello, Lilfixa. - Hello, Obelix.

Little fix?

I just want to say...

I made this touchstone for you.

Nice, but what should I do with it?

See you later.

She didn't take it.

She didn't take the stone.

Not weird. It weighs a ton.

What is she going to use it for? Have as a ringer?

Your sickle.

Thanks, Smidefix.

Take it easy.

Of...

Nothing stops Asterix from changing his diet.

But others make their choice.

What's happening to you?

I'm sinking.

Why?

It must be quicksand.

There is no quicksand around here.

Someone should teach the ground that.

Cart in sight!

Cart in sight!

Excuse me.

Some nights my voice just wants to shout out

Can't you squeeze again?

For once there was a customer!

And fresh fish!

Huh? Is my fish not fresh?

I'll look.

FOR LOUISE AND MARCEL

Stay here.

Minimais, what are you doing here? It's not autumn.

Have you been attacked?

- Where is your uncle? - Shut up!

My friends, is everything alright? Fine.

I am from China and need your help.

- Come on. It's crazy. - Why are you blonde?

I'll explain it.

I'm Gallic, okay? Then always.

Please. Don't give up.

I beg you. I will explain. Come on.

She there, the beautiful girl sleeping,

is a princess.

Her name is Tju Si, daughter of the Empress of China.

Do you know where China is?

Certainly.

- Two princesses! - No.

It's her bodyguard, Sny Ting.

She's totally crazy. She knocked everyone down along the way.

She beat down Scythians, Parthians and Huns!

She is beautiful.

A female bodyguard? Allow me to laugh.

Laugh it off, you.

Share with us your experience as an alpha male!

Just try to touch her.

- Try. - Okay.

You see!

Is it the magic potion?

No.

What happens?

I see everything that happens.

And you must stop it immediately.

The princess and I are more than just friends.

- Oh really? - Yes.

The princess.

We have arrived.

What is going on here?

- The chief! - Run!

It's Majestix. He is chief of all grids.

So you're here, at Teutates?

Where is your uncle Epidemais? The scarves are too small.

- Oh really? - They would certainly be looser.

- Does it look like that? - No.

- He's a thief! - Ouch!

He sent me. Let me explain.

Let me introduce Princess Tju Si,

daughter of the empress of China.

Who is she?

- Thank you, Minimais. - No problems.

Great Chief Majestix, let me explain why I have come.

Miraculix, is China far away?

Yes, that's where the sun rises. That way.

Since the princess's story can be very long and emotional,

let me summarize.

The princess lives with her mother, the empress,

who, after the death of the emperor, reigns over his country,

divided into six kingdoms.

The Empress is loved by her people and must deal with ambitious princes

who secretly covets her throne.

The trouble started on Princess Tju Si's birthday,

she you saw in the village.

This is a flashback.

Another vase?

Same show every year. Who wants to collect Chinese vases?

I am turning 20 and have never left the palace. I'm tired of guards!

Tju Si, for your safety...

Father promised to take me to Lutetia to see all the shops and inns.

I want to see Gaul.

We've talked about this. It is dangerous to travel that far.

The answer is no.

Open it here.

It's a gold coin with your image on it. First copy.

To shop in Lutetia?

How you!

Prince Ding Tsin Qin.

You must have introduced another tax in your kingdom

while your people starve.

Permit me, Your Majesty.

Julius Caesar imposed taxes everywhere in Rome, and it works well.

No pleasure without suffering, as they say.

Who is he?

Mi Ni Mal, my new strategic advisor.

In Rome he held the highest of offices.

Think of your people before you listen to bad Roman advice.

Of course, Your Imperial Majesty.

Before I leave,

have you thought about my proposal?

I spoke to the princess.

Now?

We had a good laugh.

When a woman laughs...

Sorry.

If Your Majesty and her daughter laughed

so be it.

Cut Thing.

My faithful fighter.

Bring my daughter here.

We are in China.

Chinese are crazy about Gallic things, so we are Gauls now.

As a Phoenician, it is degrading, Epidemais.

'Epidemaix'. When will you realize it?

Your names are Samix and Alix.

We are grids. Do you understand?

It's always us who gets to work.

Always you?

Is it fun?

- Is it funny that I'm going blonde? - No.

Immediately take the papers and go out into town. Get moving!

Yalla! I mean... Now we go.

Put your helmets on. So there.

Move it!

China will be ours!

Don't snoop.

Need help?

If you touch, you buy.

Are the Louboutins genuine?

'Are the Louboutins real?'

Of course they are genuine. Look at the sole.

They are red, as is the price tag. Go to Rabbatos if you can't afford it.

Stick from my booth. Stick!

You sheep's skull!

Forgive him, Your Majesty. Forgive my nephew.

He has his mother's temperament.

Yes, everyone says so.

You will of course receive the sandals as a gift.

I deduct it from his salary.

- Ouch. - You have yourself to blame.

Epidemaix, at your service.

Nobody shakes hands here.

- No one? - None.

A regrettable mistake, princess.

Oh, so beautiful.

Mentioned.

I am the nephew, with my mother's temperament.

And also...

her eyes.

I envy your blonde hair.

I had no choice, princess. I was born this way.

It was nature's will.

Your Imperial Majesty

if you can forgive us and want to taste our famous Gallic nectar

we would be honored.

stig in

A nice vintage,

to celebrate the Great and Majestic Empress.

It has fruity notes.

It smells like sunshine,

pine and shade

and a touch of chestnut.

Bananas.

And dates.

It's more of a fruit salad than a wine.

I LOVE GAUL

I take everything.

Is it Gallic perfume?

Of course, princess.

All our perfume is Gallic, as are I and my staff.

Here is the latest creation

all Gallic women would die for: the amphora.

Amphora?

It's adorable.

That is correct.

Archers! Fire!

Act!

Tju Si, are you hurt?

No, mom.

- Minimais, is something broken? - No, I'm fine.

I meant the goods.

How nice.

The Empress!

Come out with your hands on your head and no one will get hurt.

You are circled!

And wrinkled.

You said 'circled', like a make-up eye,

and I added…

Can we fly?

Yes. Through my secret passage.

It's for if customs comes and...

I mean if it's on fire. It's the emergency exit.

Sny Ting, fly with my daughter.

No, mom. Fly with us.

The Empress of China does not flee. The traitor is after you.

Come on.

- Goodbye, princess. - Stop.

I'll stay. A good merchant never leaves his goods.

A bit like a sea captain.

- Okay. - Go home and get the others.

- Huh? To Uncle Mahmood? - No! Our second home.

- That home? It is far away. - So move!

Wait!

Take care of the princess.

We don't lose the customer.

Think. You save the princess of China.

I'll figure it out later.

Take care, uncle!

I know some Phoenician boxing. Let me take care of this.

Well, so you're bothering the ladies?

I went in there, and…

What happened?

You got kicked in the head.

Then I understand!

Are you laughing now, empress?

Excuse me, but who are you?

I do not understand anything. I am completely lost.

- Well? - We can't find her.

If she's hiding, she's cunning!

She is as cunning as a little fish!

Fine comb the kingdom! Issue a nice reward.

She will be alive for our magnificent forced wedding!

I know my daughter.

She will seek revenge.

How scary! A spoiled girl who never left home.

- You are talking about my wife. - Forgive me.

Forgive me too, because I am completely lost.

You shall be beheaded, Empress.

No one should be beheaded here. That's not how you do it.

- He's right. You can't kill her. - Huh?

It's tricky, because the other four princes hate you.

They don't see you as suitable, and say you have

'a weak physique and a small...'

- What nonsense. - No, army!

A small army. Least of all.

In battle you don't have a sigh.

If you dare say that, you must have a plan.

Of course.

And my idea…

- Take them away! - Come on!

Take it carefully!

Beware the empress and the pots.

China is ours!

It will be alright.

I'm here for you.

I'm here. Ouch!

Do not worry. We will help you.

We Gauls are known for our love of helping others.

No!

No, no and no!

Will not be asked.

Wasn't her story long-winded?

At Beli. Why should people always ask us for help?

Majestix, it's a tradition for us

to help those who need help.

We mustn't forget Epide...

- more. - Epidemic.

'Maix' should be it.

The answer is no.

It has often been yes.

But not now.

It doesn't feel right. China is far away.

We don't even know where it is.

Already then.

Even I know.

It is in the direction where the sun rises.

There he was silent.

I am the one who decides.

Chief, I respect your decision. I go now and save my mother and country.

Wait, princess!

For me it works.

I still don't have anything for me right now.

Neither do I. I also want to join.

Listen! Who is sitting in the chair?

Are you chiefs now?

- Finally discussed. It will be no. - Are you completely out of your mind?

Just a handsome chief!

Do you ignore girls' tears?

- Weird... - Don't try!

- Is that how you welcome our friends? - Good question.

You and your Gaul!

Don't want to go that far?

You're not going anywhere, are you?

No, Asterix and Obelix go, as always.

If someone writes about our village one day

the title will never be Gallen Majestix Adventure.

Idéfix travels more than you.

Did you hear, Ideafix?

What a volley!

When we're making potions, everyone is involved.

But is no one involved in more sensitive matters?

Okay, you can go.

I can't thank you enough.

Now when you are going to leave

And we say goodbye to each other tonight

Remember my heart...

You!

Meanwhile, in the eternal, well-watered city of Rome,

is Julius Caesar in his magnificent palace,

where he lives lovingly with Egypt's powerful queen,

the delightful and sweet Cleopatra.

I've had enough!

You know what? I've had enough!

May I ask what you do?

I pack and then I go home. I should have listened to mom.

Now I can tell you that I met someone else.

What do you mean?

You can't be serious.

What do you mean by that?

What are we talking about? Infidelity?

Just right.

And...

May I ask who you leave the great Caesar for?

Tabasco!

Tabasco's? That Greek?

Greek Tabascos!

So you leave the great Caesar

to be with a gym teacher?

Well. We can talk about it after the lions.

I forbid you to hurt him!

I love him.

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

- What does he have that I'm missing? - He is an international gymnast.

You are unknown outside of Rome and Gaul.

Unknown? Julius Caesar?

Okay. Do you have international ambitions? Take your athlete then.

He has a dirty sista!

- Yes? - May I, Caesar?

Just a little marital squabble. It is resolved.

Tala, Tullius Perfidus, min lömska och fråstötande rådgivare.

Hail Caesar. Your clairvoyance captures me perfectly.

Let me introduce Mi Ni Mal,

representative of Ding Tsin Qin, China's new ruler.

How can such a large empire have such a small advisor?

It's ability that counts. Not size.

And some lack both.

She is beautiful.

Now, little things?

I come to offer you the great riches of my new land

in exchange for less military support.

Your country? Even Alexander the Great renounced China.

It is a good opportunity to expand my kingdom. Your kingdom, Caesar.

I have conquered enough.

My name is forever engraved in the marble of history.

I love it when you say that! You say it so well.

Surely he does?

Biofix, my Galician cinema.

What is more inspiring than the life story of the mighty Caesar?

Vade retro with is.

May I point out one thing to you who want to write history?

In China you are unknown.

What did I say?

Now that's enough!

Julius Caesar, the man of a thousand conquests.

Am I unknown?

Unfortunately.

He's right.

At least in China.

No danger. Don't get upset.

Okay. Mi Ni Mal, step forward and speak of this alliance

and about your country

who will soon know me!

But rap on. Caesar wants to go eat salad.

I replaced your pile of rice. You need something more durable.

This can be called a wagon. Cousin BX lent it.

I put in wild boar stomachs.

A kind of air cushions, against impacts.

And a sunroof.

There you see.

Do you see? My cart is perfect.

Magnificent.

Let's go!

Princess, will you step on?

What a shame.

We will have a wonderful trip.

Asterix, I have made a bottle of potion,

but Obelix said you didn't need it, so…

No, I can handle it.

But I'll take it anyway, just in case.

I want to cut back.

Be careful, because there is gunpowder in it.

Have you been drinking?

No, I just tasted a little. To see.

- It's... - Sure.

Good luck, princess.

And you two,

be brave, careless

and dishonest. In other words,

be gallic!

Hang in there.

On the way home it will go much faster.

'It goes faster.'

Excuse me, but I would like to point out

that the bard's role is to sing of heroes and their exploits.

What if I never travel?

Brilliant idea.

- No! - Troubadix will go with...

They forgot about me.

They forgot about me

And so our friends traveled south at high speed

and chose the sea route, as according to Miraculix

is faster than the Silk Road.

After rowing across the Mediterranean,

tack vare Obelix,

have they reached North Africa.

Rub and twist.

I wanted to learn kung fu.

Rub...

and twist.

Oh no, not again.

All good? Do you like the show?

Would you like him a beer? A chair? I'll be right back.

You don't get anything like that! What are you doing here?

Same thing as you.

Does she know you're peeping? I might tell you.

She is incredible.

She is learning to wash to be ready for a harder life in Gaul with me.

A Chinese princess with the lantis in Gaul? Allow me to laugh.

Are you deaf when I say we are together?

- You are not. - Yes, since six months.

Really?

It's not true!

Once for all.

It's really between us. We are getting married.

- Grattis, Minimais. - Tack, Obelix.

I love weddings! Will there be a banquet?

Of course, and you know what? You will be my wedding marshal.

Thanks! I never have been.

Can you stop believing everything people say? It's annoying.

- It's not my fault if they're in love. - Exactly.

They are not in love!

As long as Tju Si is alone, she is herself.

May the best man win.

I can't wait to see her face when I say that…

that you are neither Gallic nor blond.

Oh really? I want to see her face when I say your mustache…

What's up with it?

Your mustache...

is terrible.

Oh no!

How horrible.

Yes maybe.

- I went too far. - The mustache?

- I know, but he's teasing me! - Yes, but not the mustache!

What is he doing?

Unbelievable. He's gossiping about us!

What kind of friend do you have?

She comes here.

What do you do?

Nothing. We are only looking for a...

date!

- For the wedding. - Yes.

- No, to eat the fruit. - Eat at the wedding.

No, to eat here.

I'm a marshal!

It's not true.

He talks nonsense.

Yes, we will go.

Why can't you keep quiet?

Good night, besserwisser!

Good night, fake friend.

Goodnight, veggie eaters.

'Oh, how good it is with vegetables.'

Good night, pretend blonde.

- Good night... - Can you stop saying good night now?

It was he.

Good night, Sny Ting.

Cut Thing,

do you think my mother is alive?

The Empress is the daughter of heaven.

Nothing can hurt her.

Good night, lovesick fool!

Good night, you bigoted fathead!

Goodnight, you lonely little bug.

- That's enough! - Sorry.

Hello! Is everything good?

Was it a pleasant trip?

We can't find your daughter. We've been looking too long.

Hello there? I'm here too. Who are you?

When the army comes I will cut your head off.

Right. You're the one who loves chopping people's heads off.

You too, buyer!

No, I'm not involved. We have to...

I have bullets for you.

Day one.

If the princess hasn't appeared when the marbles run out

will you both…

We have two lives.

The second begins when we see that we only have one.

I thank you.

That's what a real empress sounds like.

Wonderfully. 'We have two lives, and they begin when...

It is the second life that begins when…

We have two lives, and that's when they begin…

I thank you.

We have two lives...'

Meanwhile

took Caesar, his huge army and Mi Ni Mal

The Silk Road and headed at top speed towards China.

Well... almost.

Is this the Silk Road? We're lost, aren't we? Just admit it!

Versus, what kind of road is this?

At least 9,000 men went north.

I can't work like this!

It just doesn't work!

'Join the army' they said.

Versus, you decide. Left or right?

Light as a sheet of papyrus. Left.

Then we go to the right.

Will this right and left ever end?

We will never reach China.

- What an upstart. - Securitus. Guard.

Safe Caesar woke up.

Safe Caesar woke up.

Security! Everyone knows who you are here. Where is Antivirus?

Still in the field in Milan.

He hasn't read my pigeons.

But I'm here.

- It's not the same thing. - No not at all.

What do you want then?

Mighty Caesar. Carioca, the lead dancer, wants an audience.

She demands respect or something like that.

Should I hit her?

Are you mad?

Show her in.

Tapioca!

Well, Carioca. What do you want?

Caesar, we got our new clothes, and what do we discover?

Shorter than ever. Consider!

If you want lewd inns, there are plenty in Rome.

I don't know anything about that.

Of course! Palladium, by the market.

And then the Sternum, and the Scrotum.

Okay!

Carioca, what do you want? Longer costumes for the dancers?

Initially.

Then I think we can talk about the role of women in general with us.

Look carefully. It's only men here.

Gladiators? Men.

Senators? Men only.

Legionnaires? Men only.

Caesars? Men only.

Do you want a Julia Casear?

Should a woman rule Rome?

Okay.

Here are our friends again.

After crossing the Egyptian desert in oppressive heat

they finally reach the Red Sea at the city of Klysma,

a small Egyptian port that will later be named Suez.

Yes, some channels.

Here I guarantee we will find a captain.

Look, Asterix. The inn is called Lilla Lutetia.

Dare to come and cast the first stone

How horrible everything is

When you fall in love

But nothing is as good as a day of love

So try to understand that chick

Who listens to the sound of the heart

You don't know it.

I know it by heart.

With her heart's aim

So yes! Bravo!

Did you see? This is Gaul!

I love the place.

This is exactly how I imagined Lutetia.

Bubblina!

Me too.

How nice! You are all Gallic.

Well done. Washable.

- Have you lived here long? - Almost an eternity.

I had an inn in Lutetia.

It was full every night, but I fell in love with a guy,

a lymmel who wanted me as his mistress and take all my cuddling.

So who took their stoles and headed here?

Bubblina!

What are you blondes doing here?

We are looking for the best sea captain here.

That's him over there. Titanic!

Is he reliable?

Titanix is ​​top notch. With him you don't sink!

- Thanks for the help. - We're both gay after all.

Jykkar usually get to sit outside.

But you are a real cutie.

We are looking for a boat to go to China.

China by sea? It is too far.

This is my suggestion:

A trip to the rocks here,

eat skewers, swim and watch the sunset.

It sounds nice.

Later I mean.

This one is worth more than the ship.

You should have started with it.

So, shall we…

Do you think I'm going to let you blackmail me?

Stick before I bring out the tuber!

Bubblina is boiling. Now there is trouble.

Is something wrong?

These gentlemen want my money.

They're going to have a round. Nobody messes with Bubblina.

You guys are too thin to mess with grids.

What do you want with the lady?

Are we thin?

What a cuckoo.

The princess, when heavyweights chatter in Gaul

don't listen to thin people.

He's a lizard!

What happens?

How strong it was! He had too much.

Give me some. Nobody gets to know.

Never.

You get one. Who do you want?

I'll take the big one.

Gentlemen...

I can't drink, because I fell in when I was little,

so this hurts less.

Imagine a small amphora with two wings painted on.

Inside you have a little potion, but only enough to perk you up.

We market it as a refreshing drink.

I'll think of a name for it.

In Rome, with all the orgies and young people dancing the night away,

will be a success.

I am with. I handle the shipping.

What do you do?

It's tai chi,

an ancient Chinese technique that gives the body energy.

It's crazy that we met now.

My new lifestyle fits perfectly with my culture.

Balance, nutrition, energy. Everything like that.

We have a strong connection.

- Done? - Now we meditate.

The top!

In silence.

What a nice coin.

Is it you?

Yes. It is a gift from my mother.

She loves You.

When she gave it to me

I didn't smile.

Do not worry.

I will save your mother.

I'm here.

Excuse me a bit.

We are here for you,

and some have been since the beginning of the adventure.

Excuse me.

The princess...

What are you doing?

No! That was two bullets!

- No. - Yeah. Put one back.

Put one back. Don't be fooled by them.

I have to sit here longer.

By the way, have you thought about…

my suggestion?

He plays flirtatious.

But I'm used to tough negotiations.

- Epidemais. - And?

If we ever get out,

Do you want to continue shopping in China?

- Sure. - Shut up then!

You were probably put here to torment me.

Do not overdo it.

It might be...

fate that brought us together.

Maktub, as my people say.

You are very beautiful when you are angry.

Gentlemen!

No more unpleasant meetings for us on the Red Sea!

Who are the predators here?

- It is us! - Right!

Ships in sight!

Thanks, look out!

It's my job!

No rich ships shall escape us.

We're going to sleep in silk!

The Gauls. It's the grids.

The Gauls?

The Gauls!

Hello there!

Hello, boys!

No!

- Not the bars! - Why does it have to be us?

There are other ships.

Hello. Can you pretend you didn't see us?

But we saw is.

Yes it's true.

Prepare the defense! Speed ​​up!

And we who have just painted the ship!

Beware!

Don't think I like it.

Certainly.

No wait.

See how we fight.

What are we doing, Captain?

It feels like that.

We attack anyway. Attack!

No!

No, go back!

Michel, come on.

It must sting.

How many feet!

Let me through.

- Sorry, Captain! - Where are you going?

- I slip away. - No!

Behind you!

Oh no!

Take it easy, you lunatic!

Comrades, official reason for our decline:

we encountered a Chinese tornado.

May I?

And.

How beautiful.

I wanted to say that you fight incredibly well.

Tack.

Do you never drink potions?

No, I can't.

It's certainly dangerous. I've had too much.

I really want to experience that feeling one more time.

Obelix?

Mother!

It's an incredible feeling.

It bubbles in the head and body, like when...

you fall in love, from what I've heard.

After finally getting on track

has Caesar and his strong army

crossed Persia, the mountains of India,

Steppes of Mongolia

and finally reached the gates of China,

where the terrible Ding Tsin Qin

grinding on his insidious plan

to conquer the six kingdoms.

Ave!

Is the war here?

Prince Ding Tsin Qin,

let me present...

Julius Caesar. Impressive, I know, but keep calm and breathe

then it will be fine.

Where are those rebels you can't keep in check?

War is a profession. It was wise of you to bring in the professionals.

Isn't that a bit complicated?

No, we're just following Sun Tzu's advice.

China's greatest strategist.

He wrote The Art of War.

Kisskonsten?

Keep your eyes open, smile. We quickly get over this.

- If you want peace... - Prepare for war.

Exactly.

What a troublesome type.

A lunatic.

Very pretentious too. First decan's cancer.

It was unexpected. I go to bed.

Biopix, a new chapter.

After 'Caesar the Seducer',

"Caesar, strategists."

Wait. I'm just going to change the roll.

- Helmet! - Harrus Bojus!

Sword!

What is this?

- Last time you cut yourself... - It's going well.

Have we heard from Antivirus?

He is here and ready, mighty Caesar.

Then we start.

All at the same time!

Anti, Antivirus

- I get goose bumps. - Same here.

I love you!

Antivirus, come to your senses.

Don't be pushed. It hurts.

Ni ville ha Antivirus.

I give you Antivirus.

Return to your chariot races now.

Why talk when you can fly?

Easy as pie!

In a few days

I am the master of China.

I almost envy you, experiencing Roman strength for the first time.

I came, I saw, I conquered.

Caesar, you spoil me.

I have included everything verbatim.

- How uncomfortable. Did you eat that? - Yes.

- No hospitality. - No.

Antivirus then? Isn't he here?

He is asleep.

What's sleeping?

But I'm here.

- It's not the same thing. - No not at all.

Caesar, a kingdom remains to be conquered.

And it gets harder.

People hear about our victories.

The Ding clan does not give up easily.

Then we'll see who is the most ding.

I'm not laughing. Their king died last winter.

His son and heir, Ding Dong, is 20 years old

and wears a mask to hide a deformity.

He is the man in the bamboo mask.

Grief in the family

and then get beaten by Caesar. Not a good year for them.

By the way...

aren't you a little ding?

No, my name is Qin. Another family.

Yes, but...

You're still a bit of a ding, aren't you?

Why do you want my help to topple you from your own kingdom?

What do you have to gain from it,

Ding Tsin Qin?

Are you thinking of giving me a caesarean section?

when I conquered all the kingdoms?

No.

I never would.

Oh really?

I had that.

You didn't see that one coming!

It was good!

Tell me, O Caesar,

did you know that queen cleopatra

is highly regarded here in China?

It's true.

She has done so much to preserve the panda that…

What is she really like? Nice?

Finally home.

Can you smell the bamboo, eucalyptus and ginger?

They don't even know what it is.

But I can smell it.

What a sweet aroma.

Titanix

are you going back to Egypt?

No, I will continue straight ahead until I prove that the earth is round.

I said we'd get here.

Sny Ting, how are we supposed to find your master here?

He is the one who finds us.

What did it say?

Nothing.

Is the flintlock your friend?

Then tell me if it's nothing.

My master Smo Ka meets us at an inn where we will sleep.

It was just saying, right?

My appetite is gone!

He never behaves like that.

It's probably exhaustion, the time difference and culture shock.

Can I be honest with you?

We're hardly friends. I loathe you, and it's probably mutual.

But it's very tense between you.

It starts to affect everyone.

- Really? - Yes.

I have an idea for you,

and I think it can do you a lot of good.

Obelix, we need to talk.

I'm listening.

You've probably seen that something nice is going on with me and the princess.

Oh really?

And!

And it would probably be easiest if...

she moved to our village.

Okay.

You and I...

We have shared a house for a long time.

We never said it was forever.

From the beginning

it was my parents' hut...

Do you want me to move out?

And.

Asterix!

What a relief!

I want out, but didn't know how to say it.

Oh really?

I'm in love too.

Are you in love?

The beautiful Sny Ting.

Cut Thing?

Our Sny Thing?

You're joking.

Obelix and Sny Ting!

Why are you laughing?

I am surprised.

Because I'm in love?

No, Oby.

Don't call me that.

Never again!

What's so fun?

Am I not allowed to be in love?

I can't do anything!

Rubbish! It's all about you.

It's not true!

- Yes it is! - No!

Obelix doesn't get a potion! Obelix must not be in love!

Poor Obelix! He doesn't get a potion!

The poor thing!

Now I can't even

roast wild boar in my own hut!

But no, it's Asterix's parents' hut!

- That's right! - He wants me to eat greens.

And why do I want it?

For your sake!

- For your health! - Don't say the word. Don't say it!

Because you are fat!

I'm curvy!

But I am at least

stark.

There it came! Thanks!

Do you think it's easy to always be weaker?

To be controlled by a bottle?

Blame yourself!

So. Now it is said.

The needles work. Relieves tension.

Speak freely.

- Romans! - No!

What now?

The princess's identity must be concealed.

What is Caesar doing in China?

The traitor Ding Tsin Qin has sold us to the Romans.

News!

Good people, Ding Tsin Qin and Julius Caesar

invites you to the execution of the former empress.

The beheading will take place in seven days at sunset.

Food will be available. Book to be sure of a place.

- Nobody said anything. - No papyrus? Are you in the group?

No, I never am.

Yes, the princess is Tju Si!

No one touches the daughter of heaven, Her Majesty the Empress, my mother!

Grab her!

Hello, little dog.

Now.

Whoever touches a hair of my future wife

will get hot on the ears!

Did I just say that?

Wait. Pause.

Give me a second. I'll be right back!

You're joking.

All good?

Can we start?

Yes. I was on the toilet.

Certainly.

Nobody buys it.

Twist!

Crikey.

The acupuncturist told me to rest for two days.

For our salary...

Can we pretend it's nothing?

It sounds good.

Did you see what he flew?

Yes, I saw!

No one is stronger than you.

What now?

It's crazy!

Come on. We can't stay here.

'Come on. We can't stay here.'

Do you want something?

Perhaps.

Has the drink dropped?

Perhaps. Want to check?

We'll talk later.

Just tell me.

Halt!

CITROËN 2CV - TWO HORSES

KLEOS SOAPS

Who whistled?

I'm going to war.

I risk my life and get nothing.

No letters or news.

No papyrus or dove.

Time to wake up!

We were the brave, heroic conqueror.

- Where is the energy? - He's right.

Have you written to her?

No, no messages we said.

We do nothing. We let her simmer.

Know your place, scroll.

What did you say, guard?

Security! An aquarium with water in the skull.

Think You Are Antivirus? You are nothing in comparison.

Shut up!

Caesar, who wears the toga at home?

Who is the boss?

I.

Did anyone hear?

Who is the boss?

- Me. - So yes!

There we have Julius Caesar!

Our master. Number one!

If we send you a message

should it be: 'Pack your things and go to Egypt!

You can go straight or sideways, but stick!'

You are right. Write.

'Cleo...' Nope.

'Cleopatra.'

That's the spirit.

'All the sarcophagi and bandages must go out of my palace.

Starting today, you will know who wears the toga!

Ave from me.'

There we have Caesar in top form. Masterful!

Queen of Egypt?

Rather queen of wooden skulls!

Where are they now?

Where are the Egyptians now?

Send it.

And!

The little pigeon.

Not the rabbit!

It's a rabbit.

Scary!

A raccoon!

And go!

And bock.

Come on, sweetie.

From Cleopatra.

Already?

Then read!

'I...'

I do not understand anything.

'I want to apologize

for my behavior.

I went too far.'

To say the least.

'After four months without you, I only dream of seeing you again.

I'm waiting in Rome. Come home soon.

Your affectionate Kleo.'

We must stop the pigeon!

Cancel the pigeon!

- Quickly. - It's not possible. Done is done.

Should I hit him?

Everyone's going out!

I said 'everyone'.

Cleo!

Hungry? We have fruit here.

- What are you doing? - Huh?

They are offerings.

Sorry. I...

Wait here.

You can't be here. Good evening.

Good luck.

Just a beggar.

Master Smo Ka.

Forgive me.

I apologize, Mr. Smo Ka. I thought...

My master is a hermit who has devoted his life to meditation

and took a vow of poverty.

Well done on the oath. I would never have been able to do it myself.

But then I take my coin back.

Try to get your coin back,

little beetle!

It's easy. You're blind.

Never assume that someone can't see just because they are be...

Did you see it coming?

Look!

- He started! - Let him be.

Little beetle!

No, I'm here.

You are as quick as a cobra!

I, Smo Ka.

Can we do some more important things now?

- At Teutates! - Oh.

Ding Tsin Qin spreads terror across the land.

Do not touch.

It tempts.

I see an old, abandoned temple.

It is the temple of Xuan.

Her Majesty the Empress is being held captive.

When you freed her

you must get to the Ding clan's palace as soon as possible

before Caesar conquers the last kingdom.

You will get to meet

the hideous,

disgusting,

repulsive the crown prince

Ding Dong, men in bamboo masks.

Quiet. It is not genuine.

Good luck.

Here we must part ways.

Master, are you done with the orb?

And.

Crikey!

So there. You broke it.

You weren't allowed to touch it.

He's right!

You were not allowed to touch it!

Why did you touch it?

Have you seen the princess? She was with two...

Princess Tju Si.

Have you seen her? She was with two superhuman warriors.

And a dog.

What are you waiting for? A beer?

Bring them here!

- Asterix! - Vad? Jump!

- Asterix! - Vad?

- Why are we running? - Why?

- I don't want to fight. - Why?

I don't want to drink in front of the princess and seem worthless.

Hurry up! I found a rickshaw.

Come on!

Hurry up!

- Hurry up then! - Calm down!

- The princess. - He does it on purpose.

Okay.

One more bullet and we're done.

Last night now.

I thought we...

maybe to remember…

Your Majesty!

She scared me!

We'll get you out of here.

Who is it?

Reverse.

All good?

Sorry.

Get up.

Let's go.

Jump. We catch you.

Jump? Are you mad?

I can't go now.

I have never left a negotiation.

In two bullets he gives in.

Go on without me. I'll be late.

Are you sure?

And.

As you wish.

Take care of yourself.

And watch your head.

You are afraid for me.

Do you see? You are even more beautiful when you smile than when you are angry.

She is so impressive!

Tack.

Sir!

How glad I am to see you.

Alarm!

- We're flying! - They have escaped!

Where now?

Wait.

Good. We shook them off.

Gallic friends, thanks for your help.

Our pleasure, Your Majesty.

If no one will introduce me...

Mentioned.

We met at the market.

Jajamen.

Life is so surprising.

She has difficulty concentrating.

Tju Si, take our friends to the Ding clan and get their support.

I will try to gather our army and those who are loyal to us.

Sny Ting, come along.

I will honor you and make you proud.

I already am.

Come on, Sny Ting.

This is going to end badly.

Cut Thing.

She is in love with Obelix.

Him too.

There is too much love in this adventure.

Let's go.

Obelix, come on.

- What is the wine made of? - Rice.

You are not that refined.

It's strong, but not too bad. It's relaxing.

Risvin.

Maybe I'll bring some for the fight with the wife.

You see...

On occasions like these...

i miss her

What kind of music is that?

Are there many?

Four and a singer.

- Do you always bring them? - Yes.

It is practical.

My favorite music is always close.

- Have you heard this one? - Yes of course.

This is what I call music.

Not like your nonsense.

My Beloved!

What are you doing?

- I saw my wife. - I am nobody's wife!

You know what?

Now I got the desire back.

I will become the new emperor of China.

Crikey!

Kleo will never forget that!

Tomorrow we will show who is ding!

Slow down! Our departure is coming soon.

Yes, it's next.

Tack vare Obelix igen

beat our friends Caesar's army to Prince Ding Dong's palace.

The man in the bamboo mask, then,

for those of you who followed along.

I am To Fu,

advisor to the Prince Regent, Ding Dong.

Can you prove

that you really are Princess Tju Si?

You have my word. I am the Empress's daughter.

Unfortunately, your word is not enough.

You can be a spy,

which is rented

by Ding Tsin Qin!

The coin!

Does this coin make you bow before the empress's daughter?

I apologize, princess.

We must be careful.

His Highness, Prince

ding dong!

What is it?

Don't turn your back! You don't do that when you're a guest.

The princess.

I am Ding Dong. My men are yours.

We stand behind your mother the empress.

Tack.

Sorry. I...

It's my fault.

The hair scares you.

No. It suits you.

No one has said that.

I never wanted to say that.

Love at first sight.

Several weeks of effort in vain.

Then I was back in the friend zone.

Shall we go or?

We're going to save the country, right?

You have to be ding to build in a valley.

No way out.

Captured by Caesar. It will go quickly.

Then it was time to chat.

I am Princess Tju Si.

Submit to China's only empress.

My dear, now we can finally get married.

Don't count on it. You will regret what you did.

- She is not easy. - She doesn't seem in love.

I have a question.

How many?

Ten thousand.

It's just that we have 80,000 men!

It is experience. I'm not bragging, but I'm undefeated.

You are amazing.

You miscalculated, princess.

You have 10,000 plus 2.

If I'm still needed.

Hello there, Julius!

It is us!

The crazies!

Not plus two.

More!

It's the man in the bamboo mask!

How horrible. The poor thing.

- He's blonde! - It looks okay.

Not plus three. Plus four!

I am the man

with feather feet!

What is this?

That's enough.

Why talk when you can run?

Hey!

Oh mama!

He didn't warm up. What a sheep's skull.

- Did I say 'seizure'? - No.

Well. Change.

Byte!

Antivirus!

- Give me a drop. - No.

It's not enough.

'It's not enough.'

What cheaters!

It's not enough.

Attack!

And?

Obvious.

Help me.

Cut igen.

Are you mad?

Crazy as hell.

Can I join now?

Sure.

Archers!

Prepare!

Buckle up!

Shoot!

Ding Tsin Qin, Emperor of China!

Pillar!

You're joking.

Do not judge me.

I feel it.

Here it comes!

It's crazy!

Was that all?

It's not true!

It smells like victory.

'Smells victory.'

A particular scent?

Do readers care about details?

It creates an atmosphere.

It smells like lager.

Excellent!

Tack.

No problems.

I help even if we disagree.

- I know. - I defend you.

I know.

You are always my friend.

I know.

Sorry, Obelix.

Asterix! Obelix!

Obelix! Sluta.

Before I die...

I want to say one thing.

Look!

Just when all seems lost

the empress appears,

followed by his army and all his people.

They are all here.

Everyone has followed her through the Dragon Realm

to reach the place where the final battle will be held.

What is this?

I don't know, but now it doesn't smell like stock anymore.

Now it smells like pine.

I am the Empress of China.

I order you to leave my kingdom.

Never!

What a glow. She reminds me of someone.

First Majesty.

Instead of getting excited

maybe we can form some sort of alliance.

When the clouds hide the sun

my army will turn you into dust.

What is it?

A saying?

No, she means it literally. It's happening now.

How many are you?

Now he's redoing it.

And...

million.

Now things got worse.

I'm leaving. It's not my country.

I'm going to Rome. Keep in touch.

You can't just leave us.

There are a million of them!

It's not my war.

So I can't go.

Step up.

Step up.

I GOT YOUR LETTER!

SAY GOODBYE TO MY LITTLE PYRAMID!

CLEOPATRA

What a busy day.

Very annoying.

That makes you happy.

Then we were in Gaul again,

not only for our friends' customary banquet,

but also for a Gallic-Chinese celebration.

Listen up! Now the Empress will speak.

Brave grates.

You have my eternal gratitude.

It was an honor, Your Majesty.

I insisted on helping.

We have made this long journey

to celebrate a beautiful union.

It's my cousin Remix.

He is a specialist in world music.

It's my cousin. It's not yours. You...

We have a lot in common.

We are chiefs.

In my opinion, power isolates one from the people. Do you agree?

And there was one more thing.

Behind every great man there is

a big woman.

Without Bonemine I am nothing. She wears the shield at home.

I'm not bothering you, am I? Are you having a good day?

We'll talk later.

Raring!

Excuse me. A little marital quarrel.

He would never go.

When you left the cell, I kept my cool.

But on the other hand...

I lost my heart.

See you.

So where is my little heart?

Minimais, look.

I didn't just sleep in prison.

Stylish!

A little more.

No, much more!

Do you want?

No.

- I will not give up. - Silly me.

Don't you miss it?

Not at all.

Honestly...

the smell disgusts me.

Although sometimes I am tempted.

It's hard when you drink beer.

Hey, Obelix.

Little fix.

Do I bother you?

No.

Yes, I can see that.

You don't look at me.

Are the rumors true?

You and Sny Ting?

You're joking.

Long distance relationships don't work.

She's there, you're here... and I'm here.

I have been waiting and worrying for months,

and then you fall in love?

don't you love me

Is it yes or no?

Just now you wanted me.

Yes or no?

- Do I have to forget you? - Say yes'!

Little fix...

Let it be.

You know that the village lives on new adventures.

It's time for me too.

It's not about you.

Excuse me.

You're crazy.

But I want to...

Did it go well?

Everyone seemed to be having fun.

Yes, and fin fest.

Has Sny Ting gone home?

Yes, it's a long journey.

She called me her love.

Really?

How wonderful.

Men...

didn't she want to stay?

She wanted to, but…

she has too much to do in China, so many responsibilities.

But we'll see each other again.

As adults.

As adults?

And.

I go to bed.

May?

Shall we have one last?

I don't say no to that.

May.

My friend.

You strangle me.

FINAL

DEDICATED TO RENÉ GOSCINNY AND ALBERT UDERZO

Don't you want me to sing?

I still sing

Don't you want me to sing?

Don't you want that?

The surprise!

- What a surprise? - Wait.

So what's the deal? Is it my voice or me?

Is it my voice that is not good?

Is my voice not much to have? Is that what you don't want?

Or is it just me?

So say what you want. Nothing ever goes well

Always something I can't do

Is it my text or voice that is not good?

You all want to harass me!

Shouldn't I sing?

I still sing

Caesar in:

'It will shine when I come.'

So polish.

Polish!

So yes. That's how it should look.

You can take Gaul and I'll take China and the rest of the world.

It can be successful.

Make up your mind now.

What can make success?

- I didn't say that. - You sure did.

Great merchants like me can read lips from five kilometers away.

- Why did you say that? - I did not say anything!

- Yes! - I'm going wild!

You can win back your Julius.

Send a message.

'I do everything for you. I dye my hair blonde...'

Then you will see that the rascal will return.

You are right. It wasn't so hair-raising.

It's finished. Do you have a duffle charger?

Sit still. I'll find one.

With an Egyptian adapter!

Why?

Have you had enough of the noise now?

We're trying to sleep here!

Sorry.

Good night!

Good night, little galls!

Subtitles: Kasper Wikman

Responsible publisher: Sara Karlsdotter de Costa, Noble Entertainment AB