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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,905 [yelling and chanting] 2 00:00:06,274 --> 00:00:09,143 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Thanks. Sorry. 3 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:10,411 Good luck. 4 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:11,779 You couldn't find a bigger rat? 5 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:12,946 Ah! 6 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,116 Exciting day. What's happening? 7 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:16,417 I was doing crowd control 8 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:19,253 when that huge balloon rat spooked my horse. 9 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:23,291 Well, I'm a bit of a horse whisperer, 10 00:00:23,291 --> 00:00:24,625 so I'll talk to her. 11 00:00:25,193 --> 00:00:27,628 She better hurry up. Breakfast ends at 10:00. 12 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:31,665 It's a joke. 13 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:33,134 Ah! 14 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:34,202 Hi, Officer. 15 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:36,437 Wow. Ok. 16 00:00:36,437 --> 00:00:39,207 Even for someone your size, that is a lot of granola. 17 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:41,642 Alright. Good job. 18 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:43,711 Alright, you stopped. 19 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:44,845 That's impressive. 20 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:46,013 Yeah. I grew up with horses. 21 00:00:46,013 --> 00:00:47,115 No, man. 22 00:00:47,115 --> 00:00:49,283 They got a crepe station and a waffle bar! 23 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:50,518 Why don't you come on over here. 24 00:00:50,518 --> 00:00:51,319 [Frank] Here you go. 25 00:00:51,319 --> 00:00:52,220 I'll get you back to the truck. 26 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:53,354 [snorts] 27 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:54,388 No? 28 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,457 Well, she's either still afraid of that huge rat 29 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:58,292 or very anti-union. 30 00:00:58,292 --> 00:00:59,827 You want me to go outside and deflate the rat? 31 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:01,795 Shred, as much as I'd like to see you get your ass kicked 32 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:04,465 by a bunch of economically strapped culinary workers... 33 00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:06,167 [yelling and chanting] 34 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:07,901 I think we need to find another way out of here. 35 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:17,845 Officer Shaw and Officer Wilbur exiting the building. 36 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:20,648 Shred, if you're outside, take pictures. 37 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:22,916 I look... awesome. 38 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,822 [theme song] 39 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:43,771 ♪ 40 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:52,780 ♪ 41 00:01:58,219 --> 00:02:00,521 I think I'm gonna break up with Camila. 42 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:01,555 What are you talking about? 43 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:03,023 I just keep thinking about Emily 44 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:05,593 and it's not fair to Camila, so we have to break up. 45 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:07,060 Next vacation day I get, 46 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:09,730 I'm flying to Europe and I'm gonna do it in person. 47 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:11,064 It's the honorable thing. 48 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:15,236 Honorable, rash, insanely expensive and, uh, 49 00:02:15,236 --> 00:02:16,537 I'm not sure you have the time. 50 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:18,372 Why wouldn't I have enough time? 51 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:19,607 Emily asked about you. 52 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:21,375 Oh, my god! What did she say? 53 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:22,943 She said she was interested. 54 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:24,645 What?! And then what did you say?! 55 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:25,879 I told her you were with Camila. 56 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:26,947 And then what did she say?! 57 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:28,115 Seriously, let go of my arm. 58 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:29,717 Ok. Sorry. 59 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,151 I said you were totally into Camila 60 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,920 and that she should go on a date with Rick 61 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,789 because he asked her to dinner... in Canada. 62 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:38,559 What?! Rick?! Canada?! 63 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:40,428 She was just asking if she should even go out with him. 64 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:42,996 Well, thanks to you, now the clock's ticking 65 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,398 and I have to tell Emily how I feel. 66 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:45,833 Well, just tell her! 67 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:48,269 Frank! I can't make a move on Emily 68 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:50,238 before I've broken up with Camila! 69 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:51,805 It wouldn't be honorable. 70 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:53,140 What is this, feudal Japan? 71 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:54,775 Just call her and then talk to Emily. 72 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:57,745 I have to look Camila in the eyes when I do it, Frank. 73 00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:59,680 You sound like a serial killer. 74 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,681 Just call her! 75 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:02,950 Shred, come here. 76 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:03,984 Hey. 77 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:05,753 Hey, do you want to see something extremely cute? 78 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:06,687 Always. 79 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,088 Ok. This little girl sent me a letter 80 00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:10,157 asking for a unicorn license. 81 00:03:10,157 --> 00:03:11,859 This is like exactly what I would have done 82 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:12,593 when I was little. 83 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:13,494 That's adorable. 84 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:15,128 I know. She wants to keep it in her backyard. 85 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:17,765 You should write her back on official stationary. 86 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:19,500 That is an amazing idea. 87 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,835 Yeah. And maybe like put glitter inside the envelope. 88 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:22,670 [gasps] Yes! 89 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:24,338 Wait, were you also once a little girl 90 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:25,639 with a unicorn obsession? 91 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:26,874 [laughs] 92 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,108 You were. 93 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:33,314 I have to make a quick FaceTime call. 94 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:34,448 Ok. 95 00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:38,386 Oh, good lord. 96 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:40,621 Did you wipe the bike down after? 97 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:41,822 I always do, come on. 98 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,023 Cause there's often a puddle. 99 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:44,692 Buddy, you're not gonna be able to bring me down today. 100 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:45,959 I'm riding so high. 101 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:48,962 I got a full night's sleep for the first time in 11 years. 102 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:52,199 Don't let your endorphins cloud how not ok that outfit is. 103 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:53,734 Yeah, it's a micro-aggression. 104 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:56,236 All three kids slept through the night. 105 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:59,707 I mean, I don't wanna jinx this thing, but maybe I will. 106 00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:01,575 I'm whipping this bitch called parenthood 107 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,143 and there's no looking back. 108 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:04,211 Next! 109 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:06,314 Maybe next you should have a quick rinse. 110 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:08,181 Yeah? Or maybe I should do this. 111 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:11,552 Oh! 112 00:04:11,552 --> 00:04:12,753 Now you're gonna have to wipe that down 113 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:13,887 and the plant. 114 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:16,256 Hey, everyone, I have some... 115 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:19,327 um, some sad news. C-38 died. 116 00:04:19,527 --> 00:04:20,761 Oh my god, really? 117 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:21,929 [Emily] Yeah. 118 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:23,764 The cougar? What happened? 119 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,165 From the stills form the trail camera 120 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:26,700 it seems like natural causes, 121 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:29,337 but they've asked if we can come pick up the body. 122 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:30,438 I'll get him. 123 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:31,939 I'll come with you. 124 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,374 Alright. Good luck guys. 125 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:34,442 I'll just be here crushing it. 126 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:35,743 You should shower, please. 127 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:37,445 It's what C-38 would have wanted. 128 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,916 [FaceTime chimes] 129 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:43,951 [exhales] 130 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,853 Shred! What's up, bro? 131 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:48,221 Cole? What are you doing with Camila's phone? 132 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:49,590 Ah, dude, she left it in the lodge. 133 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:51,291 She's up on the mountain. Why, what's up? 134 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,726 Where are you right now? 135 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:54,628 Seattle. Hey, can you have her call me back? 136 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,096 It's kind of important, man. 137 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:57,798 Totally, dude. 138 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,032 Cool. 139 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:00,233 Yo, what's Seattle like? 140 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:01,869 I'm sorry, Cole, I actually gotta, I gotta jump, man. 141 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:03,371 Yeah, Austria is weird man. 142 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:05,238 The snow is like total concrete. 143 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:07,074 Alright, just have her, just have her call me. 144 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:09,042 Ok. 145 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:13,814 There he is. 146 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,055 What are you doing? 147 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,391 I'm covering the camera. 148 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:25,292 I want you to be able to mourn in private. 149 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:26,259 I'm fine. 150 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:27,327 Come on, Frank. 151 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,962 You guys had a really special connection. 152 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:31,131 You literally risked your job to save that animal. 153 00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:32,766 I have tissues, I think. 154 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:34,602 I'm good. 155 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:36,136 You can just help me get him in the truck. 156 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:37,337 You know what? 157 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,772 I'm gonna... I'm gonna give you a moment alone with him. 158 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:40,007 I'll be right here. 159 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:46,414 Victoria... 160 00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:47,314 Are you crying? 161 00:05:47,314 --> 00:05:48,348 No. Will you help? 162 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,349 I'm sorry. 163 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,017 Help me. 164 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,151 I thought you were crying. 165 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:53,020 Right, and I'm the one with the emotional issues. 166 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,022 Ok, I'll just do this by myself. 167 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,792 [Rick] Oh, that's perfect! Maybe add a rainbow. 168 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,528 Ok, what is it with you and rainbows? 169 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:01,795 That's four now. It's crazy. 170 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:04,164 Hey! Party's in here I guess. 171 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:05,966 Oh, Shred. Rick had the best idea. 172 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:07,167 Oh, it's not really anything. 173 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:09,470 It's just an add-on to your awesome letter idea. 174 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:11,371 Yeah, well there's no I in unicorn. 175 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:13,541 Except for the one. 176 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:16,510 We're making an actual unicorn license for Sophie 177 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:17,878 and then I'm gonna take it to her house 178 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:18,646 and present it to her. 179 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:19,780 That's amazing. I love that. 180 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:23,150 Rick, what are you doing here in the office? 181 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:24,685 I just stopped by to say hi. 182 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:25,953 Drop off some coffees. 183 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:28,656 That is your jam. I love it. 184 00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:30,323 Hey, I'm gonna go on a bagel run for the office. 185 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:31,559 Anyone want anything? 186 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:33,126 Wait, you're doing a bagel run? 187 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:34,294 Yeah. Are you ok? 188 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:35,395 Is this about C-38? 189 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,830 Do you guys want bagels or not? 190 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,165 I will take a blueberry. 191 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:39,166 No. 192 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:40,834 Plain. 193 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:41,635 I'll just do like a... 194 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:42,803 [in unison] Poppyseed. 195 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:43,504 No! 196 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:44,137 Are you kidding me? 197 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:45,205 No one likes poppyseed! 198 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:46,073 Did you hear that? 199 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,240 Hey, Frank, 200 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,309 you're getting all these bagels for the whole office 201 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:51,845 and probably some orange juice, I'm guessing. 202 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:53,046 Do you think you need somebody 203 00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:54,147 to help you carry all that? 204 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:55,148 Good call. 205 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:55,849 Yeah. 206 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:57,918 Does... does Rick seem logical? 207 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,386 Just cause everyone else here is providing 208 00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:00,654 a professional service. 209 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:03,090 Uh, nope. I need Rick on sparkle duty. 210 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,225 Oh, that's coming from the top, my friend. 211 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:07,160 Can't do anything about that. 212 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,596 Alright, Shred. Let's go. 213 00:07:09,396 --> 00:07:10,163 Ok. 214 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:11,198 Ok, let's get serious here. 215 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:12,866 Ok, let's get serious with another rainbow! 216 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:19,873 You took me out of the picture with a bagel run? 217 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:21,709 Why don't you just get them a hotel room together? 218 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:23,243 You know what, I'm out. I'm out of the triangle. 219 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:24,745 You can't get out of the triangle. 220 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:25,679 You made the triangle. 221 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:27,080 Oh, just call Camila! 222 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:27,948 I tried. 223 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,850 This guy named Cole answered the phone. 224 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:30,718 He took my message 225 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:32,085 but he's had a bunch of concussions. 226 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:34,221 Shocker. Why don't you call her back? 227 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:38,959 Calling her back. 228 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,761 [FaceTime chimes] 229 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:41,729 [exhales] 230 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:43,430 Shred! What's up, dude? 231 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:47,200 Hey, Cole, you still have Camila's phone. 232 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,769 [Cole] I forgot to give it back to her, dude. 233 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:49,737 That is my bad. 234 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:51,104 [Shred] I really need to talk to her, bud, 235 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:53,707 so if you could give it back to her, I'd appreciate it. 236 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:56,977 I am on a weird Austrian bus all by myself right now, 237 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,946 but I will give it back to her. 238 00:07:58,946 --> 00:07:59,980 Thanks, man. 239 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,148 Yeah, dude. No worries. 240 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:02,482 I'll talk to you soon, bro. 241 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:05,586 Cole seems solid. 242 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,989 Hi, I'm Emily from Animal Control. 243 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,323 Hi, did you get my letter? 244 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:14,662 I did and I have something very special to give you. 245 00:08:14,662 --> 00:08:16,329 Thank you so much for doing this. 246 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,130 Are you kidding? 247 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:18,599 It's the best part of my job. 248 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:20,100 That's my cat, Olive. 249 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,002 That's my cat, Monkey. 250 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,070 [meows] 251 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:25,606 And that's my cat French Fry, the white one. 252 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:26,674 He's asthmatic. 253 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:28,141 Oh, French Fry. 254 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:32,312 Ok, Sophie, this certificate is giving you permission 255 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:35,916 to keep exactly one unicorn in your backyard 256 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:37,117 as long as you follow 257 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:40,087 all of the official animal control unicorn keeping rules. 258 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:41,254 Thank you. 259 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:43,423 I'd also like to present you 260 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:46,293 with the official Animal Control regulation binder 261 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:47,928 which is filled with all of the rules 262 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:49,329 that we follow every single day 263 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:50,998 to take care of the city's animals. 264 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:52,199 All the rules? 265 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,433 And the subsections too. 266 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:56,604 Oh, thank you, Sophie. 267 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:57,771 [meows] 268 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:58,706 [Donna] Oh, look. 269 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:00,641 Elmer is here for the great news as well. 270 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:02,810 Oh, you guys have a fourth cat. 271 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:03,844 Mmhmm. 272 00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:07,180 Can I just take a quick peek at that binder? 273 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:09,549 Check something about four cats... 274 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,988 Hey! How'd it go with the unicorn girl? 275 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,690 Um, well I gave her the license 276 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,959 and then I robbed her of her innocence 277 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,293 by taking away her cat. 278 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:21,528 Why would you do that? 279 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:25,498 Well, you know, section 12, subsection 17a, article V. 280 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,467 "Private residences may have up to, 281 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,469 "but not in excess of three cats." 282 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:30,838 And Sophie had four. 283 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:32,873 Sophie had a choice of what cat had to go. 284 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,908 So... Sophie's choice. 285 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:35,809 [Shred laughs] 286 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:36,543 Great movie. 287 00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:37,577 Yeah, I like it. 288 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:39,980 [meows] 289 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:40,981 Thanks. 290 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:42,049 Hey, are you ok? 291 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:45,686 I'm sorry Rick's idea went so horribly. 292 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:47,655 Empanadas, everyone. 293 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:48,689 Yeah. 294 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,257 Oh, I'm still full from bagels 295 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,859 but I could have an empanada. 296 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:53,827 Everybody dig in. They're on me. 297 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,328 Wait, did you say, "they're on me?" 298 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:56,163 Yeah. 299 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:56,930 I'm just gonna say it, 300 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,031 I'm really worried about you. 301 00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,366 Hey, can we not judge his grieving process? 302 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:00,400 Thank you. 303 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,368 Is this spinach, you think? 304 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:02,435 Espinaca. 305 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,571 You've just had like no reaction to C-38's death 306 00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:07,107 and I want you to know that it's ok to let it out. 307 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:10,210 I saw him in person once and I feel attached. 308 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,012 You remember when we saw him together? 309 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,714 Yeah. 310 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,515 I apologize for not breaking down more. 311 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:18,285 And doing two separate food runs. 312 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:21,088 Still no thank yous, by the way. 313 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:22,255 [all] Thank you! 314 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:23,356 Too late. 315 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,893 I just feel like you need something to help you 316 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:26,894 process your grief. 317 00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:27,961 No, I don't. 318 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,897 That cougar was arguably your best friend. 319 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:32,265 It wasn't a person. It was a wild animal. 320 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,802 And animals literally die every second. 321 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:35,635 It's nature. 322 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,771 So, for the last time, I'm fine. 323 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,874 Oh, I've got an idea. 324 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,210 I hate to say this, but I'm gonna call Templeton. 325 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:48,081 [bagpipes humming] 326 00:10:48,081 --> 00:11:03,063 ♪ 327 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,497 ♪ 328 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,506 Thank you, Templeton 329 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,909 and thank you Victoria for bringing us all together 330 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:20,480 to celebrate the life of our beloved cougar, C-38. 331 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:23,016 We will all feel his absence for a long time 332 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:26,519 as we struggle to imagine a Seattle without him. 333 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,456 [drumming sounds] 334 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:30,958 Sorry, are there drums? 335 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:31,825 Guys! 336 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:34,494 Hey! Keep it down. 337 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:37,297 It's the wrong soundtrack for a funeral. 338 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,800 Diminishes the haunting beauty of my Kilberry. 339 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,702 Ok, where was I? Um... 340 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,871 She's so clumsy. 341 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,172 [Emily] Oh, no... 342 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,874 Like a newborn foal. 343 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:49,476 You know what? I can do it without... 344 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:54,014 C-38 lived a long life for a cat, 345 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:56,649 'cause 12 years for a human would be, 346 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,185 like, really tragic. 347 00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:00,687 Ah, but you know, pivoting from that 348 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:04,324 he was... special to us all. 349 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,862 Would anyone else like to say a few words? 350 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:09,662 Frank? 351 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:10,530 I'm good. 352 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:14,902 Ok. Well, then Jack, would you do us the honors? 353 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,037 Color Party, attention. 354 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:18,405 [grunts] 355 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,672 Shoulder arms. 356 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,408 [grunts] 357 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:25,012 Squad, regimental salute. Present arms. 358 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:26,679 [grunts] 359 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,081 [Patel] Oh, they're using the net guns. 360 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,149 Wow. 361 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,750 Squad, shoulder arms. 362 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:31,751 [grunts] 363 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:40,861 [drumming] 364 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,095 Are you kidding me? 365 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,496 [Victoria] Hey, Frank, um... 366 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:44,998 Frank, you don't have to... 367 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,233 Oh, boy. 368 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,600 Hey! 369 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,270 Do you not see that there's a funeral 30 feet from here? 370 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,605 Could this completely out of sync noise pollution 371 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,674 have waited until we were gone? 372 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,243 Uh... uh... 373 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:03,350 [drumming continues] 374 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:04,551 Hey, man! 375 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:05,585 [crashing] 376 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,620 How many bongo trophies do you guys have? 377 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,756 There's one! 378 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:10,690 Frank! 379 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,225 Now it sounds better, I guarantee it. 380 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,626 [Frank] There you go! 381 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,062 That stupid... 382 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,403 That may not be entirely about the drums. 383 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,042 [Emily] This is turning into a day. 384 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,544 Frank falling apart. I confiscated that cat. 385 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,246 It's just, Sophie loves rules so much, 386 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,814 I felt like it would be confusing for her 387 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,716 to break my own regulations. 388 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,251 It feels like it was kind of my fault, 389 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,652 the license was my idea. 390 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,954 No. 391 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,490 [chuckles] Love that accountability, Rick. 392 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,825 I'm just totally gonna have French Fry nightmares. 393 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:46,759 I guess this whole thing 394 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,161 has sort of turned into a nightmare. 395 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,897 You were doing what you thought was right. 396 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,932 Yeah, I think I messed up. 397 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,634 Maybe on this one, 398 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,336 we don't follow the rules. 399 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,905 I like where you're going. 400 00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,439 Mind if I plus that idea? 401 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,308 Maybe there's a loophole on this one. 402 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:02,943 Households can't have more than three cats, 403 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:05,012 but what if it wasn't a cat? 404 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,614 Oh, my god. 405 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:08,916 Oh, my god, so good. 406 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:09,416 Right? 407 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:09,983 So good! 408 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:10,617 Yes! 409 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:11,484 Are we thinking the same? 410 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:12,185 - Yes! - Oh, my god. 411 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,520 You the man! 412 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,787 Guys, what's so good? 413 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,691 [Emily] I took French Fry from you this morning 414 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,293 and that was not very nice. 415 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,095 Though she was just following protocol. 416 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,163 Right. 417 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:26,333 But when I took French Fry to Animal Control, 418 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,635 something magical happened. 419 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:29,502 What? 420 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,271 [both gasps] 421 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:34,641 French Fry turned into a caticorn. 422 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:37,477 So now you have three cats 423 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:40,113 and a magical caticorn, 424 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:43,350 and that's not in violation of any Seattle code. 425 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,017 No. 426 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,118 It's just all so magical. 427 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:45,953 Yeah. 428 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,387 I love him. Thank you. 429 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:54,995 ♪ 430 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,797 Okay, don't get too wasted, Carol. 431 00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,366 Oh, man. I need a drink. 432 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,501 It's open bar. Collette's treat. 433 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,071 Uh... no, no, no. I said I got the first round. 434 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,472 That's it. That's it. 435 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,340 Thirty year-old scotch, can you cancel that, please? 436 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,342 And the queso starter. Thank you. 437 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,013 Everything cool with you? 438 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,048 Long day. I just had a bunch of neuter jobs. 439 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,517 Mm. I got fixed a month ago. 440 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,019 You're doing the Lord's work. 441 00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:22,755 [Patel] I'm at the top of both my parenting and sex game 442 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:23,690 but more kids? 443 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,993 It's a good thing I can't have them. 444 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:31,164 So, uh, which one do I blow into? 445 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,599 [flirtatious laughter] 446 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,703 This one. I'll show you. 447 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:40,840 [bagpipes humming] 448 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,678 That's lovely. What is that? 449 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:48,581 The opening bars of Sexual Healing. 450 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:49,416 I'll be right back. 451 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:50,617 Okay. 452 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,619 Hey. 453 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:53,720 Hi. 454 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,688 Um, I actually wanted to talk to you about something 455 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:56,956 when you get a second. 456 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,925 I think I have a second right now. 457 00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:01,128 Well, now's not good, actually. 458 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:01,861 Soon. 459 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,896 Soon will be good but not now. 460 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:04,931 Ok. 461 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,799 There he is! 462 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:10,537 Oh. 463 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:11,638 Bye. 464 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,075 [glass clinking] 465 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,544 Everybody, could you bring it in? 466 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,379 I should probably address the elephant in the room. 467 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,214 Hey, uh-nah. We're off the clock here. 468 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,782 [crowd laughs] 469 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,453 Sorry about those bongos I almost hit you with, Jack. 470 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:27,287 Mmhmm. 471 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,922 I obviously lost my mind earlier 472 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:33,593 and though drum circles and hippies are a scourge, 473 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,628 my behavior was not warranted. 474 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:40,600 This is weird, but I looked up to C-38. 475 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,734 I mean, if he were here, 476 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,104 he'd kill most of us who couldn't run fast. 477 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,272 Sorry, Patel. 478 00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:46,339 He had a set of steak knives 479 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,108 at the end of each of his paws. 480 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:50,510 So cool. 481 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,846 You know, I always kind of looked at him 482 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,850 as a beautiful, lone wolf who was a cougar. 483 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,419 Yeah, it's getting away from me. 484 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,755 I'm gonna miss him. 485 00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,859 [phone rings] 486 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:07,794 Oh, I'm so sorry. 487 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,196 I'm really sorry, Frank! 488 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,798 Hey, Camila. Let me... 489 00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,466 Let me just get somewhere quiet. 490 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,635 Let's raise a glass to C-38, shall we? 491 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:16,603 Yes! 492 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:17,637 [all] To C-38! 493 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:18,705 [Frank] Next round is on me, guys. 494 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:19,806 Nothing top-shelf. 495 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:20,773 [voice] Thanks Frank. 496 00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:22,375 Oh, no. 497 00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,477 Oh, Patel... 498 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:25,945 I'm sorry, I should have warned you 499 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,814 my toasts have been known to bring the house down. 500 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,949 It's not your words. It's my life. 501 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:32,685 Maya's pregnant. 502 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,887 [Victoria] How? You got a vasectomy. 503 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,323 One in 1,000 don't take. 504 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,726 I'm one in 1,000. 505 00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:43,363 This is good news, buddy. 506 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:44,297 Absolutely. 507 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,300 It's a blessing. Excuse me. 508 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,205 [Camila] Shred, hey, guess what? 509 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,240 What? 510 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,041 [Camila] My whole family came into town. 511 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,343 They surprised me at the race. 512 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:57,377 Amazing! 513 00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,346 Hey, do you have a second? 514 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,148 There's something I wanted to talk to you about. 515 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,582 What's up? 516 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,816 I'm more nervous than I thought I'd be. 517 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:04,817 Oh, my god. Mama... 518 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:07,487 [speaking in Spanish] 519 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,822 Camila, I care about you so much, 520 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,391 but being apart has been harder than 521 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:12,525 I thought it would be 522 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,161 and this could be the biggest mistake of my life, 523 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:16,496 but I think we should break up. 524 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,503 You're handling this with incredible grace. 525 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:24,737 Is this how you tell me? 526 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,038 Ok, spotty reception. 527 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,240 I can't believe this. 528 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,741 I wish I didn't have to do it like this, 529 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:31,578 in front of your entire family and... Cole. 530 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,112 [Cole] What's up, dude? 531 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,214 [Camila] This is about Emily, isn't it? 532 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,548 No. I... I wouldn't do that. 533 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:38,050 Nothing's happened yet. I'm honorable. 534 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,353 Es stupido! 535 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,689 Oh, she spit right on the camera. 536 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,192 And you also suck as a snowboarder. 537 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,727 Wait, Camila! Camila! 538 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,532 This probably isn't a redial situation. 539 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:53,933 [Templeton] Probably not. 540 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,235 [Dolores] Yeah, definitely not. 541 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,770 [laughter] 542 00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:00,607 [bagpipes humming] 543 00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:03,543 [laughter and bagpipes hum] 544 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,751 Hey. 545 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:12,819 Wanna buy a boat? 546 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:13,886 Yeah. 547 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,455 What did you do to your hand? 548 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,457 Oh, snagged it on a snare drum 549 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,458 that I threw into the woods. 550 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,092 Did you disinfect it? 551 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,093 Yes. 552 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,629 With a filthy poncho. 553 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:23,796 You're an idiot. 554 00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:24,897 Absolutely. 555 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,836 Thank you for today. 556 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:30,903 Sure. 557 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,139 Really. 558 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,307 Anytime. 559 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:36,509 Really. 560 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,513 [Patel] Why am I so fertile?! 561 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,514 [vomiting] 562 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,081 Oh, no. 563 00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:42,782 Oh, boy. 564 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,252 I should help him. 565 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,786 Yeah, I'm gonna help him. 566 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:47,787 Yeah. 567 00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:52,625 Ok, buddy, let's get you back inside. 568 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:53,693 [Patel] One in 1,000. 569 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:54,994 Yeah. 570 00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,996 Ok, well you still owe me a dinner date, 571 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,931 so don't think I forgot about that. 572 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,033 I think I shot a little low last time. 573 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,935 Uh, Paris? Let's do... well Paris. 574 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:03,970 Yeah, you know, 575 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:07,307 that just feels like a second date type of a thing. 576 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,175 Well, you pick the place. 577 00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:10,710 I'll go anywhere. 578 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,347 Hey, Jack, Jack, Jack. Have you seen Emily? 579 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,883 No, but have you seen this? 580 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,285 Oh. 581 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,287 I can't... 582 00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:36,903 ♪ As I was a goin' over 583 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,871 ♪ the cork and Kerry mountains ♪ 584 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,573 ♪ I met with captain Farrell 585 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,809 ♪ and his money he was counting ♪ 586 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,711 ♪ I first produced me pistol 587 00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,413 ♪ and then I threw me rapier ♪ 588 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,214 ♪ I said "stand and deliver" 589 00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:50,317 ♪ for you are the grand deceiver ♪ 590 00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:52,852 ♪ Mush-a ring dumb-a do dumba-a da ♪ 591 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:56,222 ♪ Whack fall me daddy-o, whack fall me daddy-o ♪ 592 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,190 ♪ There's a whiskey in the jar ♪ 593 00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:01,528 [cheering] 594 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,032 Oh, no, no, no. We're good. 595 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,338 Uh-oh. Shred. 596 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:12,372 Hey. 597 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,075 How's the love life? 598 00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,109 Not good. 599 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,611 I'm sorry, partner. Let me get you a drink. 600 00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:22,682 What did you call me? 601 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:23,683 Hm? 602 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,852 You said "partner". 603 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,219 Tell anyone and I'll kill you. 604 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:29,722 Well, I won't... partner. 605 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,959 Let me get a blueberry mojito. 606 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,394 Make that two. 607 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,629 He's drinking both. 608 00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:44,371 NARRATOR: The new comedy, "Animal Control" 38316

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