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♪ Stop calling your friends
and say you got one ♪
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♪ You out here tweakin' ♪
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♪ While you at it,
call a doctor ♪
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♪ You outta pocket,
you need to stop it ♪
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♪ You saw me at the club
and it was sorta poppin' ♪
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♪ But don't make no ♪
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♪ Don't make no mistakes. ♪
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GROUP:
Hey!
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(cheering and whooping)
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ALL (chanting):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Aww. How are you?
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Hey. Welcome to tour.
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Thank you. Oh, my God.
What is this?
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Oh, yeah, it's my alias,
Dom Pagnotti.
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I wanted you to feel
what I feel when I arrive.
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- Okay, cool. I love it.
- Yeah. Welcome.
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- Hi.
- I'll get your bag.
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Oh, thank you.
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- Let's go on the bus. Come on.
- ALLY: You guys, I'm here.
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DAVE:
Come on, everybody in,
everybody in.
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- This is Cliff.
- Hi, Cliff.
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- I'm Ally.
- How you doing?
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Listen, no shitting on the bus.
You shit, you split.
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Okay.
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Treat her like everybody else.
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- ♪ Hi, I'm Dave ♪
- It's not gonna happen.
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♪ Hi, I'm Dave. ♪
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All the way,
finish it all the way.
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Finish this whole thing
without burping,
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I'll be-- Oh! Uh-uh.
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- (belching)
- (cheering)
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You lose.
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Can you do this shit back there?
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We owe this queen some respect.
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- Yeah.
- DAVE: Oh, real classy.
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- Ooh.
- EMMA: What?
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Kicking the Black men
to the back of the bus.
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I'm just giving you a hard time.
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- EMMA: Okay.
- This is how we talk.
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- EMMA: Yeah.
- Tour life.
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Uh, how is the search
for love going?
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Uh, really poorly.
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Not good.
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I thought it was gonna be like
the romantic climax of man.
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Uh, instead, it's really been
the stark reality
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of... humanity.
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Well, there was the girl
in Utah.
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Said she was big into LDS.
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- Oh, Latter Day Saints.
- DAVE: Yeah, I didn't know that.
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I thought she
was talking baseball.
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- ALLY: Why?
- Like the NLDS.
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- MIKE: The National...
- DAVE: It was totally coincided
with that round of the...
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He thinks normal human flaws
are red flags.
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ALLY:
Sure, sounds reasonable.
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I mean, a big one is that
if they're not Rachel McAdams,
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- that's probably a...
- ALLY: Ugh.
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A classic.
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There was one girl that
I really didn't like
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the way she danced,
she was a bad dancer.
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- Mm.
- Dave...
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I love bad dancers
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who have, like, all that...
spirit and charm.
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But when you're a bad dancer,
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and you think that you're not,
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and like you're trying
to be cool,
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but you're not,
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that's a bad attitude.
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And I don't-- I can't--
I can't do that.
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Wait. By the way,
can you do me a favor?
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Can you add a name
to the list, for tonight?
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Please. It's my pleasure,
that's my power.
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We can do that. We have--
We have that power.
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I know, but it's, that's my job.
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- Yeah, but I'm just
saying I could...
- What's his name?
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You can do it if you want.
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- MIKE: What is his name?
- Do your job.
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What's the name?
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Roy Winters.
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MIKE: Roy Winters,
the silent film actor.
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I love him.
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You strumpet.
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Okay, I knew that you
were going to do this.
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This Roy guy from college,
"they're just friends."
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All this time, Dave here
had a suspicion.
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Turns out, Dave here
was right again.
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I never hooked up with him.
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I just want to win the argument
that I've always won.
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ALLY:
I understand that.
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And I can't win it unless
you admit that I've won it.
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So what are you intentions
with this man?
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My intentions...
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(vocalizing)
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Great. Everybody's creaming.
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I love your vibe,
it's so chill right now.
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Thank you for saying that.
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I am just a chill girl about
to have some casual sex.
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What do you want to do first?
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You want to roll me around
in a stroller
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while I smoke this baby?
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No, I said I'm gonna
see you at the show.
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But beforehand,
I need to be Rhianna.
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And focus on my...
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Well, can I just point out
that Rhianna
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is notoriously
a very good friend
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and she would go to
the botanical gardens
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with me and smoke.
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Will you do this?
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- Yeah, I got you.
- ALLY: Yay.
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- Here.
- Thank you.
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Oh, by the way,
should I wear, uh, this?
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Yeah, that's cute,
I like that one.
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Stop. You're fucking gorgeous.
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Which is like...
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coming here to fuck Roy Winters?
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Why? You've known him
for ten years.
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It's like fucking an iPhone 5.
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Jim just hurt my feelings
and was all...
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"I don't have
the emotional bandwidth
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for a relationship right now."
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And Roy has always said
that I'm his dream girl
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and so it's easy.
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You have a fucking vagina.
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It's always easy.
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You could literally stand there
and they'd fuck you.
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You could walk outside,
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everybody wants to fuck you.
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The goal is to not get fucked.
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Hmm.
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Not tonight.
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- Cheers to that.
- Mm-hmm.
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Will you look at my butthole
real quick?
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I think I cut it while shaving.
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- Check, check.
- Man, these sound crispy.
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Check, check.
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Check, check, sound check.
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Check, check, check, check.
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Gata, what are your thoughts on
Madison, Wisconsin, brother?
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You rocking with it?
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Check, check.
Last time I was in Wisconsin,
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you ain't gonna believe it,
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I really pissed on a bitch.
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Okay. Those are
the kind of things
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you shouldn't say
into the microphone.
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Because other people
can hear it,
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and you can get cancelled,
then I...
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She wanted me to do it, bro.
I'm just letting you know
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the energy is dope
out here, bro.
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Man, I fucked a bitch out here
with my socks off.
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You normally fuck
with your socks on?
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Check, check, check, check.
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Check.
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- Check, check.
- Hey.
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- Hey. Oh, yeah. Okay.
- I have to... I have to.
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Right, you know, can we talk
away from the stage?
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- Please?
- I have been waiting for hours.
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I know, but let's talk away
from the stage.
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- Okay, sure.
- All right, so...
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we don't have any time
to do this.
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I know you want to do
the click stuff,
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but I just, we can't.
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I'm a photographer.
You guys booked this.
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I don't know why you're acting
like I'm just...
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voluntarily coming here
and wanting to...
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MIKE: My point is,
we got crunched for time.
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You're done.
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I'm confused.
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I've been here all day.
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The window that you told me
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was from 2:00 to 4:00,
it's now almost 4:30.
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And it just... (whooshes)
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closed right up on you.
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I feel like you really
mismanage your time
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and now you're
just being a dick.
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MIKE:
I'm sorry we ran into traffic
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and there was a big truck.
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And I think it was
a pilaf truck,
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- like rice-rice pilafs.
- Dude.
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- And they were block...
- If you're gonna lie,
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- just do it better.
- MIKE: That's not a lie.
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That's not a lie.
I don't know what you...
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Is everything okay down there?
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Yeah, everything
is totally fine.
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The picture girl's here.
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- I'm a photographer.
- And she's--
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Okay, same thing.
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Your organization
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is incredibly disorganized.
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Should I come resolve
the situation?
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- Yes.
- No. Please just
finish sound check.
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I'm having trouble
hearing you guys.
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I'm not a picture girl,
that's...
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It's the same thing, kind of.
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- You take pictures.
- I don't think
that's true at all.
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- Look what you did.
- Excuse me?
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Look what you did.
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Are you joking?
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- Dude, I...
- Hi.
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What's going on?
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- Hi. I'm Robyn.
- Dave. Nice to meet you, Robyn.
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- Nice to meet you.
- DAVE: Nice jumpsuit.
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- Uh, thanks.
- DAVE: Funky.
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- Funky.
- For the magazine spread,
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I have to take photos,
it's a whole layout,
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- I can't just get photos
of you onstage.
- DAVE: Of course not.
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I am now being told
that I have no time.
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Well, who the heck
is saying that?
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- I did.
- He is.
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- Oh, this guy?
- That's right.
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You can't listen
to a word he says.
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He's got it all wrong
all the time.
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I mean, I'm just kidding, but...
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it does feel like some sort
of mismanaged situation
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- has occurred.
- It's not mismanaged at all.
That's not true...
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It does sound exactly like that.
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I can't really be controlled.
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And that's kind of like
the elephant in the room here.
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He's realizing that,
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he's probably gonna walk
away very soon.
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Yep. See?
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Bye.
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(chuckles) Off the record.
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There's no record.
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I'm just here to take photos.
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Off the visual record.
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One thing you should realize
is I'm sorry.
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Why would... saying sorry
be off the record?
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I don't know.
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In all seriousness,
I do feel terrible.
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If we fucked you over
in any way and you thought
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you had something
and it's not, I'm...
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Please, let me make
it up to you.
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I can give you my whole
afternoon if need be.
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Okay, well, I don't actually
have the whole afternoon.
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I have another shoot later.
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But I do have a kind of fun,
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non-traditional idea
if you're down.
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Will it be non-traditional
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if I'm traditionally
non-traditional?
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Uh...
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And it's not a riddle.
Think on it.
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Gata, I need you to do
sound check without me, okay?
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- Got you, bro.
- Cool.
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♪ Pissin' on a bitch, bitch... ♪
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Hey, bitch. (laughs)
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Hey!
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- Hi.
- Oh, you look...
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fantastic.
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- You, too. Hey.
- Oh, my God. Hey.
249
00:07:48,914 --> 00:07:51,218
I got you, uh,
your college drink.
250
00:07:51,218 --> 00:07:52,922
- A Midori Sour.
- Oh.
251
00:07:52,922 --> 00:07:55,060
Quick question. In what world
252
00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:57,064
would I still be drinking
Midori Sours?
253
00:07:57,064 --> 00:07:58,834
In my world.
254
00:07:58,834 --> 00:08:00,103
From like ten years ago where
we're still in college
255
00:08:00,103 --> 00:08:01,840
and everything is the same.
256
00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,677
That's cute. I will not
drink this, but thank you.
257
00:08:03,677 --> 00:08:04,813
I just had to fuck with you.
258
00:08:04,813 --> 00:08:06,950
- I already got a lane.
- (laughs)
259
00:08:06,950 --> 00:08:07,952
So let me get this straight.
260
00:08:07,952 --> 00:08:09,556
Um, you flew out here
261
00:08:09,556 --> 00:08:11,092
to take me to your
ex-boyfriend's concert?
262
00:08:11,092 --> 00:08:14,699
Yeah, because that's like
a totally normal and adult...
263
00:08:14,699 --> 00:08:17,972
- emotionally stable thing to do.
- Totally.
264
00:08:17,972 --> 00:08:19,542
Which is what I thought
when you reached out
265
00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:20,945
and then I had the thought like
266
00:08:20,945 --> 00:08:22,682
we should also, we should
hit up my ex-wife.
267
00:08:22,682 --> 00:08:24,686
Okay, I'm glad that you said it.
268
00:08:24,686 --> 00:08:26,188
- You were gonna...
- Because I was gonna, yeah.
269
00:08:26,188 --> 00:08:29,596
For sure. Yeah. Let's pick
the bitch up. (laughs)
270
00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:30,931
- Okay.
- Sorry.
271
00:08:30,931 --> 00:08:32,267
She's not a bitch.
272
00:08:32,267 --> 00:08:33,704
- Or may-- I mean, probably.
- Debatable.
273
00:08:33,704 --> 00:08:35,674
Ex-wife.
274
00:08:35,674 --> 00:08:37,144
That's like so adult of you.
275
00:08:37,144 --> 00:08:40,083
- It is, isn't it?
- You've been like fully married.
276
00:08:40,083 --> 00:08:41,953
- Fully.
- And then fully divorced.
277
00:08:41,953 --> 00:08:43,122
- Fully.
- Which means...
278
00:08:43,122 --> 00:08:45,661
that you could be
a Real Housewife.
279
00:08:45,661 --> 00:08:47,230
You know?
280
00:08:47,230 --> 00:08:49,101
Honestly, the whole thing was...
281
00:08:49,101 --> 00:08:50,270
pretty traumatic.
282
00:08:50,270 --> 00:08:52,942
- Yeah.
- Um, kind of like...
283
00:08:52,942 --> 00:08:54,244
wrecked me. I won't get
into the details
284
00:08:54,244 --> 00:08:56,583
- of all of it, but...
- (insect buzzing)
285
00:08:56,583 --> 00:08:58,119
- (chokes)
- It's good, like I'm-I'm...
286
00:08:58,119 --> 00:08:59,254
I'm totally fine now.
287
00:08:59,254 --> 00:09:00,825
- (coughs)
- And, um...
288
00:09:00,825 --> 00:09:02,562
I mean, we're not like
best friends
289
00:09:02,562 --> 00:09:03,864
- or anything
by any means, but...
- Yeah.
290
00:09:03,864 --> 00:09:05,835
- (gagging)
- You okay?
291
00:09:05,835 --> 00:09:07,872
(wheezing):
I think I swallowed a bug.
292
00:09:07,872 --> 00:09:09,141
It's like inside of me.
293
00:09:09,141 --> 00:09:10,745
You swallowed a bug?
294
00:09:10,745 --> 00:09:12,180
Um, here, you should
probably drink this.
295
00:09:12,180 --> 00:09:14,586
Because it's like acid.
It'll kill the... larvae.
296
00:09:14,586 --> 00:09:16,021
- Or if it was a...
- (hacking)
297
00:09:16,021 --> 00:09:17,992
(growls, sniffs)
298
00:09:17,992 --> 00:09:20,163
Okay, lift up your dress.
299
00:09:20,163 --> 00:09:21,265
(clicking)
300
00:09:21,265 --> 00:09:23,002
Okay, move it a little bit?
301
00:09:23,002 --> 00:09:24,138
I love being a woman.
302
00:09:24,138 --> 00:09:25,140
What did you say?
303
00:09:25,140 --> 00:09:26,710
I said I love this.
304
00:09:26,710 --> 00:09:28,747
Move your body but just
like stay here.
305
00:09:28,747 --> 00:09:29,749
DAVE:
Okay, no problem.
306
00:09:29,749 --> 00:09:31,018
(camera clicking)
307
00:09:31,018 --> 00:09:32,655
That's kind of...
308
00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,859
What if we get a little
more hip-hop in this?
309
00:09:34,859 --> 00:09:36,763
- I don't know, man.
- DAVE: What am I gonna do?
310
00:09:36,763 --> 00:09:37,899
ROBYN:
I think you're gonna jump.
311
00:09:37,899 --> 00:09:38,901
(camera clicks)
312
00:09:38,901 --> 00:09:39,936
You get it?
313
00:09:39,936 --> 00:09:42,575
This is terrible. Let's go.
314
00:09:44,646 --> 00:09:45,815
Put your legs out.
315
00:09:45,815 --> 00:09:47,317
- DAVE: Legs out?
- Yeah.
316
00:09:47,317 --> 00:09:49,054
Not like that.
317
00:09:49,054 --> 00:09:51,092
- Okay. Timid.
- Yeah.
318
00:09:51,092 --> 00:09:52,294
So what's your deal?
319
00:09:52,294 --> 00:09:54,331
How's tour been? You just...
320
00:09:54,331 --> 00:09:55,801
drowning in pussy?
321
00:09:55,801 --> 00:09:57,337
Uh...
322
00:09:57,337 --> 00:10:01,045
Uh, I don't like hooking up
with girls like that.
323
00:10:01,045 --> 00:10:02,782
- Right.
- Is the implication that
324
00:10:02,782 --> 00:10:04,686
- I carry myself like a player?
- No.
325
00:10:04,686 --> 00:10:06,288
Yes. Not... No, no.
326
00:10:06,288 --> 00:10:07,825
- Ultimately, no.
- Mm.
327
00:10:07,825 --> 00:10:09,929
All I want is like
a girlfriend, really.
328
00:10:09,929 --> 00:10:11,232
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
329
00:10:11,232 --> 00:10:14,672
- Huh.
- So, what about you?
330
00:10:14,672 --> 00:10:16,075
You must be...
331
00:10:16,075 --> 00:10:18,312
up to your neck
in big dick energy.
332
00:10:18,312 --> 00:10:20,784
Up to my neck
in big dick energy?
333
00:10:20,784 --> 00:10:22,087
I'm just trying
to ask you about your life.
334
00:10:22,087 --> 00:10:23,356
Huh.
335
00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,661
- Not now. Yeah.
- Sure.
336
00:10:25,661 --> 00:10:27,364
ROBYN:
It's not really my priority.
337
00:10:27,364 --> 00:10:28,834
Career?
338
00:10:28,834 --> 00:10:31,305
- Sure. There's other things.
- Yeah.
339
00:10:31,305 --> 00:10:34,178
- Besides that, yeah. Yeah.
- I can only imagine.
340
00:10:34,178 --> 00:10:36,315
Tell me about Wisconsin.
Do you love it here?
341
00:10:36,315 --> 00:10:37,919
Like do you think
you're gonna die here?
342
00:10:37,919 --> 00:10:39,856
Do I think I'm gonna
die in Wisconsin?
343
00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:42,962
- That's a crazy question
to ask a stranger, I guess.
- Is it?
344
00:10:42,962 --> 00:10:44,732
I'm not saying like
die here today,
345
00:10:44,732 --> 00:10:46,068
I'm saying like do you think
you want to live
346
00:10:46,068 --> 00:10:47,972
the rest of your life
in this place?
347
00:10:47,972 --> 00:10:50,811
No, I don't think I do.
348
00:10:50,811 --> 00:10:52,113
But my family's here and...
349
00:10:52,113 --> 00:10:53,382
You've got deep roots.
350
00:10:53,382 --> 00:10:56,222
Yeah. Plus, we have snow days.
351
00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:57,992
- I love snow days.
- All right.
352
00:10:57,992 --> 00:10:59,829
Get back to work.
Another position.
353
00:10:59,829 --> 00:11:00,831
Titanic?
354
00:11:00,831 --> 00:11:02,735
- Ah.
- Whoa.
355
00:11:02,735 --> 00:11:04,204
How's this?
356
00:11:04,204 --> 00:11:06,208
You look effulgent.
357
00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:08,346
I love the way you speak.
358
00:11:08,346 --> 00:11:10,116
Thank you.
359
00:11:10,116 --> 00:11:13,022
Why don't I take you into
my world a little?
360
00:11:13,022 --> 00:11:15,226
All right.
361
00:11:15,226 --> 00:11:17,264
This is the Scroguard.
362
00:11:17,264 --> 00:11:19,034
The... Scroguard?
363
00:11:19,034 --> 00:11:22,742
It is an STD preventative tool.
364
00:11:22,742 --> 00:11:25,280
Do you...? You fuck in that?
365
00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:27,919
- Yeah, I do.
- Do you...? You have...?
366
00:11:27,919 --> 00:11:29,421
You fuck women in that?
367
00:11:29,421 --> 00:11:31,358
Exclusively women.
368
00:11:32,895 --> 00:11:34,999
- Okay.
- Do you wash it?
369
00:11:34,999 --> 00:11:36,703
Yeah, I wash it.
I'm not a monster.
370
00:11:36,703 --> 00:11:38,372
- (sniffs) You do wash it.
- I do.
371
00:11:38,372 --> 00:11:39,742
I... Can I try it on?
372
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,378
By all means try it on.
373
00:11:41,378 --> 00:11:43,717
Uh, just be careful with it
because I do have only one
374
00:11:43,717 --> 00:11:45,754
and the company like totally
went out of business.
375
00:11:45,754 --> 00:11:47,290
What is this? You fuck...
376
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:49,428
This is crazy.
377
00:11:49,428 --> 00:11:52,802
- We're the same size,
scrote-size.
- Yeah.
378
00:11:52,802 --> 00:11:54,304
You like it?
379
00:11:54,304 --> 00:11:57,043
I feel so protected.
380
00:11:57,043 --> 00:11:58,780
What you're feeling
is peace of mind.
381
00:12:00,383 --> 00:12:01,920
I feel like you get it.
382
00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,489
And you're still hard
after all of that?
383
00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:05,159
- Oh, if there's a woman?
- I just wanna like...
384
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:08,032
Yeah, take that,
you little groupie slut.
385
00:12:08,032 --> 00:12:09,167
(laughter)
386
00:12:09,167 --> 00:12:10,938
I don't talk during.
387
00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:12,207
But, yeah, you make it
look good.
388
00:12:12,207 --> 00:12:13,744
Yeah, I don't know,
this is, uh...
389
00:12:13,744 --> 00:12:16,181
You're a weirdly honest person.
390
00:12:16,181 --> 00:12:18,286
I have a whole
wonderland of, uh,
391
00:12:18,286 --> 00:12:20,056
equipment, devices.
392
00:12:20,056 --> 00:12:22,427
There's... Don't you
have that, uh...
393
00:12:22,427 --> 00:12:24,331
You said you had a thing.
How are we doing on time?
394
00:12:24,331 --> 00:12:26,903
Oh, yeah, I-I... That was a lie.
395
00:12:26,903 --> 00:12:28,807
- I lied.
- You lied?
396
00:12:28,807 --> 00:12:31,947
- Yeah.
- For what?
397
00:12:31,947 --> 00:12:33,951
To be impressive.
398
00:12:33,951 --> 00:12:35,754
Oh.
399
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,294
Why?
400
00:12:40,497 --> 00:12:42,400
To impress you.
401
00:12:44,505 --> 00:12:47,344
- Thank you for...
- Yeah.
402
00:12:47,344 --> 00:12:48,947
Oh.
403
00:12:48,947 --> 00:12:51,051
Sorry. I...
404
00:12:51,051 --> 00:12:52,955
Crossed the line and I'm sorry,
405
00:12:52,955 --> 00:12:53,957
I should not have done that.
406
00:12:53,957 --> 00:12:55,426
I misread the situation.
407
00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:05,279
I'm off the clock.
408
00:13:05,279 --> 00:13:07,384
Splendid.
409
00:13:16,402 --> 00:13:18,907
(laughs)
410
00:13:18,907 --> 00:13:21,378
So not even the beach?
411
00:13:21,378 --> 00:13:24,184
No. Never fully submerged.
412
00:13:24,184 --> 00:13:25,554
So you mean to tell me
that like no one
413
00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:27,925
has ever seen you just
completely wet?
414
00:13:27,925 --> 00:13:29,862
I'm doing everyone a favor
by not doing it.
415
00:13:29,862 --> 00:13:32,167
I look like if the girl
from The Ring
416
00:13:32,167 --> 00:13:34,004
was like a little
round Polish boy.
417
00:13:34,004 --> 00:13:35,473
(laughter)
418
00:13:35,473 --> 00:13:37,277
Like that's-- I'm--
That's what it looks like.
419
00:13:37,277 --> 00:13:39,147
- Okay.
- (phone ringing)
420
00:13:39,147 --> 00:13:41,151
Oh, um, this is a work call.
421
00:13:41,151 --> 00:13:43,155
I really got to take it.
I'm so sorry. Uh...
422
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,026
- Is that okay? Is that rude?
- Yeah, of course.
No, you're fine.
423
00:13:45,026 --> 00:13:47,030
- You're not gonna...
- Go, yeah,
work bought me drinks.
424
00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:48,567
- I'll be like... Okay. Cool.
- (phone ringing)
425
00:13:55,514 --> 00:13:57,551
(phone dings)
426
00:14:25,674 --> 00:14:27,912
♪ ♪
427
00:14:40,436 --> 00:14:42,407
ROY:
Love the form.
428
00:14:42,407 --> 00:14:44,946
I see you're as athletic
as I remember.
429
00:14:44,946 --> 00:14:47,117
(both chuckling)
430
00:14:47,117 --> 00:14:48,954
The show starts in like an hour
431
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:51,626
if you want to go.
Uh, sorry about that.
432
00:14:51,626 --> 00:14:53,262
I will put this away.
433
00:14:53,262 --> 00:14:56,435
Let's skip it
and let's go to your place.
434
00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:00,143
- Okay.
- Yeah?
435
00:15:00,143 --> 00:15:01,412
- (audience cheering)
- Hey.
436
00:15:01,412 --> 00:15:03,215
Oh.
437
00:15:03,215 --> 00:15:04,986
Gata showed up late again
with a bunch a different women.
438
00:15:04,986 --> 00:15:06,488
It's like he's trying to get
catfished and murdered
439
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,225
at the same time.
440
00:15:08,225 --> 00:15:10,029
(chuckles weakly)
441
00:15:10,029 --> 00:15:13,202
NPR rescheduled.
So, you're welcome.
442
00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:15,641
Thank... you.
443
00:15:15,641 --> 00:15:17,645
Who are you texting?
What are you doing?
444
00:15:17,645 --> 00:15:19,181
Robyn.
445
00:15:19,181 --> 00:15:20,984
I'm like totally locked in.
446
00:15:20,984 --> 00:15:22,086
Yeah.
447
00:15:34,679 --> 00:15:37,518
GATA: Y'all ready for
the professional rapper?
448
00:15:37,518 --> 00:15:39,254
(cheering and applause)
449
00:15:39,254 --> 00:15:41,391
What y'all trying to do?
450
00:15:41,391 --> 00:15:43,395
Lil Dicky!
451
00:15:43,395 --> 00:15:45,701
(cheering and applause)
452
00:15:48,507 --> 00:15:51,078
(cheering)
453
00:15:51,078 --> 00:15:52,982
Wisconsin, I think I'm in love!
454
00:15:56,554 --> 00:15:57,359
Cheers.
455
00:15:57,723 --> 00:15:58,523
Cheers.
456
00:16:04,471 --> 00:16:06,375
You know, um...
457
00:16:09,715 --> 00:16:13,523
I have wanted to do this
for a very long time.
458
00:16:13,523 --> 00:16:15,159
(laughs)
459
00:16:25,079 --> 00:16:26,683
That was nice.
460
00:16:26,683 --> 00:16:28,319
It... (chuckles)
461
00:16:28,319 --> 00:16:29,722
I can't even tell you.
462
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:30,724
Every girl that I've
gone out with lately,
463
00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:32,327
I have to have that awkward
464
00:16:32,327 --> 00:16:35,266
"I'm emotionally unavailable"
conversation.
465
00:16:35,266 --> 00:16:38,138
So this is very nice
for a change.
466
00:16:38,138 --> 00:16:41,713
Yeah, yeah,
no conversation needed.
467
00:16:41,713 --> 00:16:45,186
It's like just one night
only, you know?
468
00:16:48,392 --> 00:16:50,363
- I don't know
what I'm doing. Music.
- Oh.
469
00:16:50,363 --> 00:16:52,300
- I should turn some music on.
- Yeah.
470
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:54,705
Rock on, baby. (chuckles)
471
00:16:56,241 --> 00:16:58,078
- What'd you think of the show?
- I loved it.
472
00:16:58,078 --> 00:17:00,216
I can't believe
I haven't showered.
473
00:17:00,216 --> 00:17:02,186
Tough to do a concert
and not shower and be so...
474
00:17:02,186 --> 00:17:03,389
- (mumbles, sniffs)
- You like it?
475
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,092
Yeah.
476
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,729
Wait, isn't this exactly
where we were, earlier today?
477
00:17:06,729 --> 00:17:08,032
Yeah. I live here.
478
00:17:08,032 --> 00:17:10,203
- You live here?
- Yeah.
479
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:11,706
Why didn't you tell me
that you lived here?
480
00:17:11,706 --> 00:17:13,577
I just generally don't
like to, you know,
481
00:17:13,577 --> 00:17:16,348
tell people that I'm working
with that I live in the space.
482
00:17:16,348 --> 00:17:18,118
- (music playing loudly outside)
- Oh.
483
00:17:18,118 --> 00:17:20,189
Ugh!
484
00:17:20,189 --> 00:17:24,231
Every night, my neighbor
just plays this music,
485
00:17:24,231 --> 00:17:25,366
it's really annoying actually.
486
00:17:25,366 --> 00:17:27,771
Is it always like this here?
487
00:17:27,771 --> 00:17:29,642
- It's not, it's...
- It's a big party neighborhood?
488
00:17:29,642 --> 00:17:31,278
I don't think there's a party.
489
00:17:31,278 --> 00:17:33,115
That's-- Cute.
490
00:17:33,115 --> 00:17:34,518
DAVE: There's like a little bit
of a buzz on the block.
491
00:17:34,518 --> 00:17:36,789
So you got to be
in here every night just...
492
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,359
- doing stuff like this?
- ROBYN: Never.
493
00:17:38,359 --> 00:17:40,096
I really can't dance. I-I...
494
00:17:40,096 --> 00:17:41,465
It's like my most
embarrassing quality.
495
00:17:41,465 --> 00:17:43,102
- Oh, please, everyone can dance.
- No, no, I--
496
00:17:43,102 --> 00:17:44,237
- I-I hate it about myself.
- Everyone can dance.
497
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,774
- No.
- Tonight you do, come on.
498
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,511
- No, I...
- Why not? What's wrong
with dancing?
499
00:17:47,511 --> 00:17:49,114
- It's so easy. You just...
- My joints are like...
500
00:17:49,114 --> 00:17:50,584
Just live your truth, come on.
Do something.
501
00:17:52,253 --> 00:17:53,222
There it is.
502
00:17:53,222 --> 00:17:54,391
- I need more.
- No.
503
00:17:54,391 --> 00:17:56,094
I need more. You're a vision.
504
00:17:56,094 --> 00:17:58,265
- I'm embarrassed.
- Why? You're incredible.
505
00:17:58,265 --> 00:17:59,669
Come on.
506
00:17:59,669 --> 00:18:01,371
Yeah, whip the hair.
507
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:03,142
Whip the hair again. Yeah!
508
00:18:03,142 --> 00:18:05,814
♪ Since I got you,
don't need painkillers ♪
509
00:18:05,814 --> 00:18:07,551
Mm. Mm. Mm.
510
00:18:07,551 --> 00:18:09,655
You, come here.
511
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,859
♪ No fever... ♪
512
00:18:11,859 --> 00:18:14,297
- Did you used to grind?
- Oh, yeah.
513
00:18:14,297 --> 00:18:15,834
- Like, when everyone
used to just, like...?
- Oh, yeah.
514
00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:17,805
Yeah, I used to stand against
the back of the wall
515
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,675
in high school, actually,
and I'd watch the other kids.
516
00:18:19,675 --> 00:18:21,546
I used to do that, too. Okay.
517
00:18:21,546 --> 00:18:22,848
♪ ♪
518
00:18:22,848 --> 00:18:25,119
(Robyn laughs)
519
00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:28,292
♪ ♪
520
00:18:28,292 --> 00:18:31,131
(laughter)
521
00:18:31,131 --> 00:18:33,803
(laughing, mumbling)
522
00:18:34,672 --> 00:18:38,278
♪ Ow, if
I be sick,
nah she be medicine ♪
523
00:18:38,278 --> 00:18:40,282
♪ If I be high,
nah she be gbana ♪
524
00:18:40,282 --> 00:18:41,586
♪ If I did sing, nah she be... ♪
525
00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:43,288
(both panting, moaning)
526
00:18:47,598 --> 00:18:49,301
(laughs)
527
00:18:49,301 --> 00:18:53,843
I'm not used to muscle.
528
00:18:53,843 --> 00:18:56,749
(laughing)
529
00:18:56,749 --> 00:18:59,755
Slow has merit.
530
00:18:59,755 --> 00:19:01,693
Want to go up a level?
531
00:19:01,693 --> 00:19:05,366
- I don't know what means,
but yes, yeah, yeah.
- Oh. Okay.
532
00:19:05,366 --> 00:19:07,905
Oh! Oh, my God.
533
00:19:07,905 --> 00:19:09,875
(gasping)
534
00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:11,211
(panting)
535
00:19:11,211 --> 00:19:12,614
- I had an underbite.
- Mm-hmm.
536
00:19:12,614 --> 00:19:14,317
I don't like to
expose my underbite. Look.
537
00:19:14,317 --> 00:19:15,754
I'll do it for you because
we're comfortable.
538
00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:17,190
Okay.
539
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,325
Mm.
540
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,595
(gasping)
541
00:19:21,499 --> 00:19:23,435
Oh, my God. Oh, fuck me.
542
00:19:23,435 --> 00:19:26,375
- Oh! (laughing)
- Fuck!
543
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:27,778
Do girls like this at all?
544
00:19:27,778 --> 00:19:29,882
(voice shaking): Uh, no,
it's just more disruptive
545
00:19:29,882 --> 00:19:32,353
to like how I'm speaking.
546
00:19:32,353 --> 00:19:33,623
ROY:
I am so sorry.
547
00:19:33,623 --> 00:19:35,494
The show must go on, you know?
548
00:19:35,494 --> 00:19:37,263
- I am so sorry.
- No, honestly, it's hot.
549
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,200
- What race are you?
- What?
550
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,937
Are you-- I don't want to ask,
but I feel like you're Latina?
551
00:19:40,937 --> 00:19:42,340
I'm half Chinese.
552
00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:43,510
- Chinese?
- I think it's Latinx.
553
00:19:43,510 --> 00:19:44,779
Yeah.
554
00:19:44,779 --> 00:19:46,348
Amen, sister.
555
00:19:46,348 --> 00:19:47,684
Did you say "Amen, sister"?
556
00:19:47,684 --> 00:19:49,522
Yeah, I-I wanted to say
like halleluiah
557
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,260
or like what's a Chinese like...
I don't want to bow.
558
00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:55,934
Do you remember, um,
at Mooney's senior year
559
00:19:55,934 --> 00:19:59,742
when you said I was
your dream girl?
560
00:19:59,742 --> 00:20:02,514
I don't remember that, but...
561
00:20:02,514 --> 00:20:03,550
it makes sense.
562
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,386
(laughing)
563
00:20:05,386 --> 00:20:08,760
♪ ♪
564
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:09,762
No.
565
00:20:09,762 --> 00:20:11,532
I'm like... No?
566
00:20:11,532 --> 00:20:13,268
What are you doing?
567
00:20:13,268 --> 00:20:15,907
Kegeling or keegel--
I'm making the head just...
568
00:20:15,907 --> 00:20:17,276
No.
569
00:20:17,276 --> 00:20:18,278
I don't-- There's no...
570
00:20:18,278 --> 00:20:19,380
I'm dripping sweat on you.
571
00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:20,951
Do you want me to get a condom?
572
00:20:20,951 --> 00:20:22,721
- Uh, yeah.
- Yeah?
573
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,558
- Yeah.
- Okay.
574
00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:26,662
(chuckles)
575
00:20:28,566 --> 00:20:32,541
♪ I got some new friends ♪
576
00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:36,983
♪ But you still want me. ♪
577
00:20:36,983 --> 00:20:39,688
(panting)
578
00:20:39,688 --> 00:20:41,826
- Okay.
- Um, sorry.
579
00:20:41,826 --> 00:20:43,730
Sorry, can we hold on
one second?
580
00:20:43,730 --> 00:20:46,001
Yeah. Of course. No pressure.
581
00:20:46,001 --> 00:20:48,272
No rush.
582
00:20:50,744 --> 00:20:54,350
Sorry, I'm so sorry, um...
583
00:20:54,350 --> 00:20:56,455
Whew. Uh...
584
00:20:57,658 --> 00:20:59,427
I'm sorry, I thought I...
585
00:20:59,427 --> 00:21:02,601
could do this, but I'm now
realizing that I can't.
586
00:21:02,601 --> 00:21:04,605
Oh.
587
00:21:04,605 --> 00:21:06,274
- Okay, did I do something?
- No.
588
00:21:06,274 --> 00:21:08,580
No, you... You were,
you were great.
589
00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:11,586
You were great. I just...
590
00:21:11,586 --> 00:21:13,590
- Ugh.
- You want to talk about it?
591
00:21:13,590 --> 00:21:15,560
Yeah, I mean...
592
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,631
I just thought, I thought
with all of this...
593
00:21:17,631 --> 00:21:20,604
history between us and me
just getting out of something
594
00:21:20,604 --> 00:21:23,510
that this would be
kind of like a perfect...
595
00:21:23,510 --> 00:21:25,346
rebound situation.
596
00:21:25,346 --> 00:21:26,782
I mean, I get it, I just...
597
00:21:26,782 --> 00:21:28,485
I got out of something, too.
598
00:21:28,485 --> 00:21:29,788
- Yeah.
- So it's...
599
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:32,961
I-I'm just not
a-a casual sex... girl,
600
00:21:32,961 --> 00:21:35,734
I-I've never even had sex
on a first date.
601
00:21:35,734 --> 00:21:37,838
- So...
- (chuckling)
602
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,474
You're kidding, right?
I've known you over a decade.
603
00:21:39,474 --> 00:21:41,478
It's not really
the same thing, this...
604
00:21:41,478 --> 00:21:43,750
No, I don't do anything
like this, I...
605
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:45,486
I really...
606
00:21:45,486 --> 00:21:47,758
This, it's just,
it's feeling like
607
00:21:47,758 --> 00:21:51,899
I'm-I'm doing something that
I shouldn't be doing.
608
00:21:54,037 --> 00:21:57,376
- Okay.
- Which I'm not...
609
00:21:57,376 --> 00:22:00,784
- like trying to
be mean, I'm just...
- That's cool. No, I'm gonna...
610
00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:04,658
I re-- I...
611
00:22:04,658 --> 00:22:06,061
(faucet running)
612
00:22:06,061 --> 00:22:08,332
I wish that I could
explain it better.
613
00:22:10,069 --> 00:22:12,741
Did I like gaslight you
or something?
614
00:22:12,741 --> 00:22:14,410
Are you gaslit?
615
00:22:14,410 --> 00:22:15,680
No, I...
616
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,350
ROY:
You don't owe me anything, but
617
00:22:17,350 --> 00:22:18,786
you kind of set up
an expectation,
618
00:22:18,786 --> 00:22:20,624
you sent me a nude.
619
00:22:20,624 --> 00:22:22,393
ALLY:
Yeah, no, I...
620
00:22:22,393 --> 00:22:23,897
I thought...
621
00:22:23,897 --> 00:22:25,767
that you kind of
saw me differently.
622
00:22:25,767 --> 00:22:27,871
- (spits)
- (faucet runs)
623
00:22:29,942 --> 00:22:32,681
Look, in case I wasn't
totally clear,
624
00:22:32,681 --> 00:22:34,852
I don't want a relationship.
625
00:22:34,852 --> 00:22:37,456
No, I am not asking for one.
626
00:22:37,456 --> 00:22:39,060
I feel like you're kind of
fucking with my head.
627
00:22:39,060 --> 00:22:41,364
And I'm confused because I
just was telling you that...
628
00:22:41,364 --> 00:22:43,068
- No, no.
- I don't have
the emotional bandwidth
629
00:22:43,068 --> 00:22:45,072
- or the availability.
- No, no.
630
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:48,045
You don't need to reject
my rejection.
631
00:22:48,045 --> 00:22:51,652
- Okay.
- Okay.
632
00:22:52,888 --> 00:22:55,794
Well, at least that's clear.
633
00:22:56,862 --> 00:22:58,600
Yeah, that is crystal clear.
634
00:23:04,665 --> 00:23:06,288
What are you thinking about?
635
00:23:08,151 --> 00:23:11,458
- Right now?
- Yeah.
636
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,563
Uh, well...
637
00:23:13,563 --> 00:23:16,769
I'm thinking about how I have
a cut on my cuticle here.
638
00:23:16,769 --> 00:23:21,111
And I'm thinking,
can you get HIV
639
00:23:21,111 --> 00:23:24,718
from like having that cut
on a finger and...
640
00:23:24,718 --> 00:23:27,456
the finger's fingering?
641
00:23:27,456 --> 00:23:31,499
I was just, like,
evaluating the odds.
642
00:23:31,499 --> 00:23:33,937
On whether or not I have AIDS?
643
00:23:33,937 --> 00:23:36,174
How do you even sleep at night
644
00:23:36,174 --> 00:23:38,680
with all of those...
645
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,482
crazy thoughts?
646
00:23:40,482 --> 00:23:42,219
I sleep really well, actually.
647
00:23:42,219 --> 00:23:43,890
- Really?
- Eight hours a night.
648
00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:45,459
- Surprising.
- Really?
649
00:23:45,459 --> 00:23:47,764
You have the personality
of a real insomniac.
650
00:23:47,764 --> 00:23:49,000
No, I created a total
thought process
651
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,137
that just works like a charm.
652
00:23:51,137 --> 00:23:52,874
What is it?
653
00:23:52,874 --> 00:23:56,047
- Okay, I'll tell you.
Yeah, buckle up.
- What?
654
00:23:56,047 --> 00:23:57,751
- Okay.
- Okay.
655
00:23:57,751 --> 00:24:00,189
- So I imagine
that it's the Holocaust.
- Okay.
656
00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:01,892
Yeah.
657
00:24:01,892 --> 00:24:03,496
And that I am in Nazi Germany
658
00:24:03,496 --> 00:24:05,667
and I have been on the run
for like 18 days.
659
00:24:05,667 --> 00:24:07,036
Couldn't be colder.
It's winter, by the way.
660
00:24:07,036 --> 00:24:09,508
There's snow
all over the ground.
661
00:24:09,508 --> 00:24:11,979
It's the most stressful
thing in the world.
662
00:24:11,979 --> 00:24:14,952
And I've finally arrived
at a family friend's house.
663
00:24:14,952 --> 00:24:17,791
They bring me up
to the attic, right?
664
00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:22,834
And we go up to that attic
and it's so warm.
665
00:24:22,834 --> 00:24:25,072
- Mm.
- There's like wood floors,
666
00:24:25,072 --> 00:24:27,711
there's a fireplace always to
the left, crackling fireplace,
667
00:24:27,711 --> 00:24:30,850
and then out the window, you
can see like the amber light
668
00:24:30,850 --> 00:24:33,723
and the snow just
like falling slowly.
669
00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:35,192
And I don't even
have a mattress,
670
00:24:35,192 --> 00:24:38,599
I can hear the hum of
the militia and the tanks
671
00:24:38,599 --> 00:24:40,804
and the Nazis like barking
at one another,
672
00:24:40,804 --> 00:24:42,841
but at that moment
it doesn't even matter.
673
00:24:42,841 --> 00:24:45,747
Because I'm so warm,
I'm so cozy,
674
00:24:45,747 --> 00:24:48,118
and I'm so tired,
675
00:24:48,118 --> 00:24:50,824
and then I just wake up
eight hours later.
676
00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:52,594
Wow. That's...
677
00:24:52,594 --> 00:24:54,230
You get it, right?
678
00:24:54,230 --> 00:24:55,533
Yeah.
679
00:25:02,748 --> 00:25:06,589
Today was like the most fun day
I've ever had.
680
00:25:06,589 --> 00:25:09,093
Yeah.
681
00:25:09,093 --> 00:25:11,599
I wish you weren't leaving.
682
00:25:11,599 --> 00:25:13,870
Well, the second I do,
683
00:25:13,870 --> 00:25:16,575
you know that every single guy
in Wisconsin
684
00:25:16,575 --> 00:25:18,111
is gonna descend upon you
685
00:25:18,111 --> 00:25:19,848
and you're gonna have
your total pick of the litter.
686
00:25:19,848 --> 00:25:23,556
And you're gonna make
some guy's dreams come true.
687
00:25:25,059 --> 00:25:26,729
Yeah.
688
00:25:33,609 --> 00:25:35,980
Oh, what time is it?
689
00:25:37,617 --> 00:25:38,986
It's late.
690
00:25:38,986 --> 00:25:41,191
Feels late.
691
00:25:41,191 --> 00:25:43,563
Feels late and early at once.
692
00:25:45,065 --> 00:25:47,671
Um, I don't want to be rude,
693
00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:50,342
but I-I have to get up
so early tomorrow
694
00:25:50,342 --> 00:25:53,616
and I didn't know what
time it was until just now.
695
00:25:53,616 --> 00:25:55,620
You're asking me to leave.
696
00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:59,127
I re-- it's a big gig and I
don't want to fuck it up and...
697
00:25:59,127 --> 00:26:02,266
I really have to...
call it a night.
698
00:26:02,266 --> 00:26:03,301
It's a big thing.
699
00:26:03,301 --> 00:26:04,738
I get it. You're a... Career.
700
00:26:04,738 --> 00:26:06,609
Maybe it's just better--
I-I don't...
701
00:26:06,609 --> 00:26:07,611
- You're a career woman.
- I didn't know how late it was.
702
00:26:07,611 --> 00:26:08,880
You need to sleep. I understand.
703
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,082
No one empathizes
with that situation
704
00:26:10,082 --> 00:26:12,219
more than me, I get it.
(exhales)
705
00:26:12,219 --> 00:26:13,321
Yeah.
706
00:26:14,925 --> 00:26:16,762
I have your number.
707
00:26:16,762 --> 00:26:18,933
(chuckles weakly)
708
00:26:18,933 --> 00:26:20,302
- Oh, no.
- Yeah.
709
00:26:20,302 --> 00:26:22,239
You said that?
710
00:26:22,239 --> 00:26:25,112
I don't even know if that's the
comment that turned the tide,
711
00:26:25,112 --> 00:26:27,784
and if it was, I was just
being complimentary, like...
712
00:26:27,784 --> 00:26:29,120
Yeah, but you don't need to...
713
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:32,093
like tell the truth
all the time.
714
00:26:32,093 --> 00:26:34,865
You could, you know, just...
715
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,871
She was great, I thought.
716
00:26:38,973 --> 00:26:40,910
Okay, well, then don't
give up on her.
717
00:26:40,910 --> 00:26:43,048
Like call her
from the road or whatever.
718
00:26:43,048 --> 00:26:45,385
Honestly, if you're gonna
get that thrown
719
00:26:45,385 --> 00:26:47,089
by one small comment,
720
00:26:47,089 --> 00:26:49,661
then there's some deeper
insecurity, like underneath.
721
00:26:49,661 --> 00:26:52,133
And I'm happy I saw it
sooner than later, so...
722
00:26:52,133 --> 00:26:56,040
Dave, you have to forgive people
for not being perfect.
723
00:26:58,779 --> 00:27:00,850
Enough about me.
What happened with Roy?
724
00:27:00,850 --> 00:27:05,794
(sighs) I'm realizing that
I can't just... hook up.
725
00:27:05,794 --> 00:27:07,664
Like, it doesn't have
to mean everything,
726
00:27:07,664 --> 00:27:12,406
but it can't mean nothing,
if that makes sense.
727
00:27:12,406 --> 00:27:15,379
Makes perfect sense. I get it.
728
00:27:15,379 --> 00:27:17,349
But, you know, I'm just...
729
00:27:17,349 --> 00:27:20,122
trying to fill the void,
I guess.
730
00:27:20,122 --> 00:27:23,361
That is me every single night.
731
00:27:23,361 --> 00:27:25,332
Especially on tour.
732
00:27:26,434 --> 00:27:29,942
But... there's still time.
733
00:27:32,146 --> 00:27:33,850
Yeah.
734
00:27:39,026 --> 00:27:40,763
You know, I've never
told you this,
735
00:27:40,763 --> 00:27:43,134
but the best thing
that you've ever done
736
00:27:43,134 --> 00:27:46,307
is not get back together
with me when I tried to.
737
00:27:46,307 --> 00:27:48,011
Why? Because you're...
738
00:27:48,011 --> 00:27:50,750
America's most
eligible bachelor now?
739
00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:52,386
No, because I would've
fucked it up between us
740
00:27:52,386 --> 00:27:53,856
and you don't deserve
that at all.
741
00:27:53,856 --> 00:27:55,125
We're in such a good place
742
00:27:55,125 --> 00:27:56,762
and I'm so happy
to have you in my life
743
00:27:56,762 --> 00:27:58,265
and anyone who doesn't
want you in their lives
744
00:27:58,265 --> 00:28:00,002
is a fucking loser.
745
00:28:00,002 --> 00:28:02,908
You deserve everything.
746
00:28:07,784 --> 00:28:09,755
LD, what's good, bro?
747
00:28:09,755 --> 00:28:12,026
I got more flavors
than Baskin-Robbins, bro.
748
00:28:12,026 --> 00:28:13,195
- Got them lined up for you.
- Oh.
749
00:28:13,195 --> 00:28:14,798
Classic Gata.
750
00:28:14,798 --> 00:28:16,802
I'm okay, man.
This guy's out of his mind.
751
00:28:16,802 --> 00:28:18,138
GATA: You sure?
I've been listening to you, bro.
752
00:28:18,138 --> 00:28:19,808
I got all the types
you said, bro.
753
00:28:19,808 --> 00:28:21,444
I got the neighborhood girl,
around-the-way look,
754
00:28:21,444 --> 00:28:23,048
all that shit you
was talking about?
755
00:28:23,048 --> 00:28:24,885
Let me just see if
he has an understanding
756
00:28:24,885 --> 00:28:26,822
of the type of woman
I'm even interested in.
757
00:28:26,822 --> 00:28:28,358
- Yeah.
- Like I made him watch
Wedding Crashers,
758
00:28:28,358 --> 00:28:30,162
it's just good for the rest
of the tour that he...
759
00:28:30,162 --> 00:28:32,433
One second. Be right back.
760
00:28:32,433 --> 00:28:34,905
♪ ♪
761
00:28:34,905 --> 00:28:36,341
DAVE:
Hi.
762
00:28:36,341 --> 00:28:38,946
(indistinct chatter)
763
00:28:38,946 --> 00:28:41,384
I'm Dave, nice to meet you.
764
00:28:41,384 --> 00:28:43,889
- ♪ ♪
- (chatter continues)
765
00:28:47,062 --> 00:28:49,066
♪ ♪
766
00:28:54,277 --> 00:28:56,314
♪ ♪
767
00:29:08,839 --> 00:29:10,910
♪ ♪
768
00:29:39,868 --> 00:29:41,939
♪ ♪
769
00:30:02,881 --> 00:30:08,325
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