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I know that they
Were having problems,
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But to do it
Over the phone...
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It seems kind of cold.
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Hey, you mind
If I grab one
Of these muffins?
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Everything in my
Refrigerator at
Home tastes like beer.
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Go for it.
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I just don't know if
We should judge her, claud.
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Judge who?
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Sarah's staying
In new york.
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What, for how long?
Couple more weeks?
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Indefinitely.
I mean, she might
Not be coming home.
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So that's it,
She's just gone?
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Hey, blueberry muffins.
Anybody mind?
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My parents charge me
For breakfast now.
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Somebody say somebody's gone?
Who's gone?
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Sarah's staying in new york.
She's not coming back.
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What? You mean
Like permanently?
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Could be.
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Oh, man.
Is bailey freaking?
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Eh, hard to tell.
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He's been up in his room
Ever since he told us...
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Packing sarah's stuff.Yeesh.
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Well, uh...Someone should
Probably go talk to him, right?
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And say what, will?
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Mornin'.
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Hey, buddy.
Hey, bay.Bailey.
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Ok. Look, I know what
Everybody's thinking...
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But it's not like we
Broke up or anything, ok.
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Sarah's just hanging in
New york for a little while.
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And so, we're gonna do
The long distance thing.
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No problem. Great. Yeah.
Sure.
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I mean, yeah, it's
Gonna take some work.
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But it's not like
She's gone forever.
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And in the meantime,
I get to go to new york,
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Hang out with her there,
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And she's gonna
Be coming back here.
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So really,
It's not that bad.
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It isn't.
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What ever you want. No.
Course not.
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♪ everybody wants to live ♪
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♪ like they wanna live ♪
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♪ and everybody
Wants to love ♪
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♪ like they wanna love ♪
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♪ and everybody
Wants to be ♪
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♪ closer to free... ♪
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♪ closer to free... ♪
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Good morning.
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Bacon?
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It's part of your
Brand new regimen.
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To build up your
Sperm motility.
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Get those swimmers
Moving faster.
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My sperm?
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I'm already
Working on that.
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I gave up beer, I'm
Wearing baggier pants.
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And that's great. But
There's more you can do.
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Like extra caffeine,
Vitamins, diet...
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Frozen boxers.
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Hello...
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Dr. Vasquez said
To do all this?
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No, the internet did.
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Kirsten, the internet?
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I couldn't sleep.
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These stupid
Hormone injections.
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So I logged on and I found
A bunch of fertility sites.
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Ok, but--
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Listen. If our insurance covered
In vitro fertilization,
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And you hadn't
Already taken that 2nd job
To pay for all this,
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And I didn't need these
Stupid shots twice a day,
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Believe me, you'd be
Guzzling beers in your
Tights for all I care.
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But we have to make this
Count. Every try we take.
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All right. So caffeine,
This funky bacon--
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It's actually
Dried snake penis.
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The chinese use it
For virility.
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What?
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They have a billion
People in china.
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Where did you
Find this website--
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Wait, you haven't
Heard the best part.
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Sex twice a day.
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Really? They said that?
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Keeps the pipes clear.
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Should we tick one off
The list right now.
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Uh....Yeah,
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As soon as
I get my shot...
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And you take a cold shower
And finish your penis.
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I'm sorry. This is
Just too--very creepy.
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These guys? They
Only seem like
They're watching.
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I'm not talking about the
Frogs. I'm talking about us.
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All this hiding
And sneaking around.
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I broke up with
Alexa. I'm not going
Behind her back.
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No, I am.
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Alexa's my friend.
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Ok. Then the way I see
It, you have 3 choices.
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Number one is, we stop
Seeing each other.
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Really? I mean,
What's choice number 2?
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Number 2 is, I tell her.
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No. Oh, no. Not that.
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She'd hate us
Both, cameron.
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Ok. So we're back
To option 3.
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Which is this.
Flying under the radar.
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There must be 50 guys
Asking her out by now.
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Really? You think so?
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I know so. I used
To be one of them.
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I'll see you 5th period?
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What are you looking at?
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So check-in's at 7:00...Mm-hmm.
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And my contact at the
Bookseller's conference
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Promised up prime spots
On every panel.
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Oh, julia. What are
You doing here?
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Uh, chapter 7
Hot of the presses.
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Oh. Well, you could
Have faxed it to me
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Or given it to
Me tonight at
The conference.
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Yeah. Well, you know, I was
Just in the neighborhood.
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Hey, you shaved.
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Oh, yeah.
For the panel.
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So this is
Didi chen, she's my
Marketing director.
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Didi, this is
Julia salinger.
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Hi.
Nice
To meet you.
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Was there
Anything else?
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How's your hand?
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Oh. Uh, it's good.
I can--
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Uh, that's not actually
What I wanted to talk about.
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Oh. Got it.
Writer talk.
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Page me. Ok.
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What's up?
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Ok. It's not
A big deal.
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I just wanna make
Sure we're ok.
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Hmm?
Um...
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The other night at
The hospital when we--
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When I kissed you.
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Oh, that.
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That's ancient history. I
Haven't given it a 2nd thought.
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Oh...
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So how did this
Chapter turn out?
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I know you went
Back and forth on that
Fight with your brothers.
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Not even a 2nd
Thought, huh?
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What?
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I mean, I'm glad you're not
Upset about it.
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But I guess I thought--
Well, the reason that
It happened was because
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There was something
Between us, you know.
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Julia...
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I mean, we spend
Millions of hours together.
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And shared all kinds
Of stories about each
Other's lives...
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And you did kiss me back...Listen, you're not--
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I mean, if I'm wrong, if I'm way
Off base--
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Ok, I'm gonna stop you.
You know, I'm your editor here.
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Yeah, I know.
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I'm not talking
About the book.
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Well, maybe you should.
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I mean, think about
The situation.
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Now I can either
Publish you or not.
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I've got all
The power between us.
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Which when 2 people
Work together and
They are not equals--
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This kind of thing that
You're alluding to...
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It's against all the rules.
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Now you do understand
That, don't you?
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Sure.
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You still didn't
Answer my question.
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Yes, I did.
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My biology final.
I passed, thanks to you.
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Good job, myra. Congratulations,
That's great.
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Geometry is on friday.
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I didn't know if maybe
You had some time.
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Uh...Listen, I can't.
I can't.
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I've got this thing.
I've started another job.
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And it works every
Night this week.
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Every night, huh?
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Ok, I get it.
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You're like the papa
Bird pushing me out
Of the nest.
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Myra, you're
Gonna do great. Ok?
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You don't even need me.
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You know, half of them break
Their little necks though.
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I mean, I see their
Tiny carcasses
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Splattered on
The sidewalk.
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But hey...
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Myra, listen.
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Uh, my sister
Is awesome at math.
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I mean, maybe
She can help you.
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Claudia?
Banana girl?
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Banana--
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Republic.
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All her friends
Wear it.
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Note, please,
The contrast
To me.
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She doesn't care
About any of that.
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Ok, just wait
Here one second,
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And I'm gonna
Go ask her. Ok?
No, no...
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Claudia, hey.
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Listen, I need your
Help with something.
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Stupid piece of crap.
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Listen. Um, I'm
Tutoring one of
Your classmates.
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Myra wringler. And
She needs some help
With her geometry.
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Ringworm? The angriest
Student in high school?
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You'll be fine.
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Oh, I thought you
Loved me, charlie.
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I thought you cared
If I lived.
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Myra, listen.
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Myra...Claudia...
Study buddies. Ok?
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Gus.Charlie, hey.
198
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I loved your scroll work on
Those queen anne knockoffs.
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Well, thanks. Listen...
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Don't be modest.
Those are tricky devils.
201
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You nailed 'em.
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Listen, I don't wanna
Sound ungrateful,
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But I was wondering
If um...
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Oh, now. I'm
Already paying
You $20 an hour.
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That's the most
I ever pay a
Part-timer.
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No, no.
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I don't want a raise, gus.
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I want some extra hours.
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I need at least 30 a week.
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I don't have much
Of a backlog in
Orders, charlie.
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I got guys with
Seniority here
When I do.
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Well, I'm sorry, gus. But
I really need those hours,
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Or I'm gonna have
To look somewhere else.
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All right. You put
It that way, ok.
30 hours.
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Thanks.
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Whatever you're saving for,
I hope you get it.
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Me, too.
218
00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:21,882
No, no. Captain fabulous
Versus the blood guzzler
Is the undercard.
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You're the promotions
Department, you fix it.
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No. If harold finds
Out about this...
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Hello? Hello? Ugh!
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I do not get paid
Enough. Don't they
Know I'm an intern?
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You should
Protest, man.
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Damn straight.Don't come in...
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For like a week.
See what they do here
Without you.
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Man, I am so
Ready to do that.
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Ok. Then let's go.
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Truck's outside.
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Ha ha. You're funny.
230
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What truck?The truck.
231
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The truck with
Sarah's stuff on it.
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Griffin and I are
Driving it across country.
233
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Ok, you're losing me here.I got it all worked out.
234
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Joe's back in town
So he's covering the restaurant,
235
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Victor's got owen,
236
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And griffin found some harley in
Brooklyn he wants to pick up,
237
00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:02,792
So he's coming with me.
238
00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:05,316
All I need,
Is my wing man.
239
00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:06,535
My navigator.
240
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,581
But...3,000 miles.
241
00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:11,061
You can't just ship it?
242
00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:12,715
It would cost a fortune to ship
All that stuff.
243
00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:14,282
And I was gonna go
Visit sarah anyway,
244
00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,327
So I'm saving money
On airfare.
245
00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:19,766
Besides, it's a chance for us to
See the whole country, will.
Come on.
246
00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:22,551
I don't know...
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You're an unpaid intern.
They owe you.
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00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,903
Yeah. Well, it's not like
They won't let me off.
249
00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:29,340
But don't you think
This is a little insane?
250
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:31,908
Exactly. That's
Exactly what it is.
251
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:34,737
Because it's exactly
What my good buddy will
Told me I should be.
252
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,173
And you were right, man.
253
00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:38,262
It's impulsive,
It's spontaneous,
254
00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,221
It's totally out there.Bailey...
255
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:41,962
Sarah moved across
The country, will.
256
00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:44,878
I miss her. Your
Compadre is in pain.
257
00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:47,619
Now is that any less
Important to you than
258
00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:50,492
Who's on the undercard
With the blood guzzler?
259
00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:53,756
Come on.
260
00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,280
What do you say?
261
00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,328
I say uh...
262
00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:02,722
Shot gun.
263
00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:09,685
Right and then I'll see them all
Down in the lobby.
264
00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:13,602
Yeah. Cocktails, sure.
265
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:15,822
Oh, julia.
Come on in.
266
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:19,260
Ok. Well, I'll
Call you later.
267
00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:20,304
Ok.
268
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:22,654
Hi.
Hi.
269
00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:24,526
So what can
I do for you?
270
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:27,921
Well, I came to talk
To you about the note
271
00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:30,097
You slid under my door.
Chapter 7.
272
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:33,100
Oh, yeah. I thought there was
Some great stuff in there.
273
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:37,844
Really? I can't tell.
274
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,628
I mean, you crossed out
The entire section
275
00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:41,064
On how I made up
With ned.
276
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:44,807
Well, I thought it was just a
Little simplistic.
277
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,548
What do you mean?
278
00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:50,726
Well, this idea that what
Smoothed things over was only...
279
00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:52,336
Well, it was only...
280
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:54,774
Sex?
Yeah.
281
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:58,125
Well, um...Sometimes
That's what it was.
282
00:12:58,125 --> 00:13:03,130
I believe you. It just
Sends out a strange
Message, that's all.
283
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:06,394
Evan, I'm writing
What happened. I'm
Not sending a message.
284
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:10,572
Ok. But we can't ignore how
That affects readers, julia.
285
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,313
Meaning what?
286
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:13,749
How do you think
It affects them?
287
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:15,707
I think that it
Might confuse them.
288
00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:17,840
I think that it might
Disconnect them from--
289
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,930
Wait. Confuse them
Or you?
290
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,192
I'm sorry?
291
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:23,977
It seems you're
A little confused.
292
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:27,458
Does it bother you,
Evan? The idea of
Me and sex?
293
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,721
Wh-why would that?
294
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:32,550
Julia, I hope
You're not still stuck
295
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:35,075
On that stuff that
Happened the other day.
296
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:37,077
No, no.
297
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:39,906
Not at all. I'm just
Trying to understand.
298
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:42,996
Cause you might be
The only editor on
The planet right now
299
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:46,216
Who's asking the writer
To give them less sex.
300
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:50,133
But if that's
What you want.
301
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,918
You're the boss,
I guess.
302
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:08,456
Ok, no joke. Now I
Really have to pee.
303
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:11,328
We just stopped in reno.That was 3 hours ago.
304
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:13,548
And I nearly had to chew
Your arm off on the donner pass
305
00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:15,071
To get us to
A drive-thru.
306
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:16,943
And what's up with you
Not letting us gamble?
307
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:19,119
Come on. Reno's
A total cliche.
308
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:22,513
Yeah. A total cliche
With practically naked
Cocktail waitresses.
309
00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:24,907
Guys, we're making
Amazing time.
310
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,474
8 hours and
17 minutes
311
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:28,084
And we're already half
Way through nevada.
312
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:29,085
Yeah. That's because
We've been in this truck
313
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,565
Since 5:30 a.M.
314
00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:32,567
Escaped convicts don't
Travel at this pace.
315
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,917
And seriously, you know.
You are pushing the engine
Pretty hard.
316
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:35,962
We're carrying a lot
Of weight back there.
317
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,137
In addition
To the fact--
318
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,182
In case I failed
To make this clear,
319
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:41,881
My bladder's about
To explode all over
Sarah's summer wardrobe.
320
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:45,058
Look, just hold it
In till we all have
To go, ok?
321
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:48,322
We can't keep
Stopping if we want
To stay on schedule.
322
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:50,802
Ok. When did we decide
That we were setting
323
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,239
A transcontinental
Speed record?
324
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:54,023
And what happened
To seeing the sights?
325
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,416
We're seeing the sights.
326
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:58,723
Look out your window.
See? Sights.
327
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,164
Ok, listen.
328
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:09,169
Thursday is my 3rd
Anniversary with sarah.
329
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,692
Ok. It's a very
Important date.
330
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,128
And I'd really like us
To be together.
331
00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:16,480
Thursday? As in
2 days from now?
332
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,004
You want to be
In new york city,
333
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,180
The one next to
The atlantic ocean,
By thursday?
334
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,486
I got it all worked out.
It's exactly 3,100 miles
335
00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:24,793
From the bay bridge
To the george washington bridge.
336
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:27,100
That's 17 hours a day
At 60 miles an hour.
337
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,319
It's cake. I mean, look.
We've already covered
338
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:32,105
More than half
Of our mileage quota for
Day one.
339
00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:34,020
I'll give you
20 bucks if you
Say you have to pee.
340
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:34,934
I have to pee.
341
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:43,116
Go for it.
342
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,772
Ok, so the angles
Always add up to 180.
343
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:51,994
And so what? Why do
I need to know this?
344
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,343
Claudia?
345
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,439
Tell me you don't
Feel bad for her.
346
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,791
Myra...She's my friend.
347
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:09,446
Come on. I mean,
So she loses the
Football captain.
348
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:10,621
So what?
349
00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:12,014
Now it's just
Who's next,
350
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:14,799
The soccer captain or
The basketball captain?
351
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,192
Hey, claudia.
352
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,367
Hey.
353
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:28,857
God, I just
Wanna cry so bad.
354
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:31,251
But I can't let
Him see me that way.
355
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:35,298
I know. But you gotta
Forget about cameron.
356
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:38,693
I'm trying. I'm trying.
357
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:40,825
I mean, you're gonna
Meet someone else.
358
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:42,871
In about 5 minutes.
359
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:47,006
You know what?
This person, they're
Gonna be better.
360
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,572
I mean they're gonna
Be better for you.
361
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:50,226
I don't know.
362
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,141
I don't know
If that's true.
363
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:55,275
I mean...Cameron...
364
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,712
He is so hard to know.
365
00:16:57,712 --> 00:17:00,019
I mean, he's got
So many secrets.
366
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,151
I mean, it took him like
A year to let me in.
367
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:04,719
But after he did--
368
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:09,289
I mean, who else will
I ever have that with?
369
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,322
Claudia.
Hi.
370
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:27,628
What are you
Doing here?
371
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:29,934
I just...Cameron,
I just...
372
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,371
I kind of need
To talk to you.
373
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:32,894
I wish you'd
Called first.
374
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:34,287
I know.
I'm really sorry.
375
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:37,159
But I couldn't say
This over the phone.
376
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:40,119
Cam, your mom
Says dinner's ready.
377
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,252
Cameron, this may seem weird
And you know, kind of sudden,
378
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:45,820
But I was thinking--
379
00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:49,693
Cam? Oh, hello.
380
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,130
Hi.
381
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,436
I didn't realize you
Had a lady friend.
382
00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,743
Cameron's mom:
Karl? We'd better hurry.
383
00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:59,181
Well, uh, if you'll
Excuse me. Duty calls.
384
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:07,058
Your dad, he seemed like
A pretty nice guy.
385
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:10,845
He is. Only
He's not here.
386
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:15,154
My buddy karl
Is not my dad.
387
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,200
My dad works late.
388
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,769
Karl and my mom...
Hang out.
389
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,380
Wow. I--
390
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,252
Look you don't have
To say anything, ok.
391
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:29,516
I mean, that's what
I do. Say nothing.
392
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:32,954
That way they get to
Think I don't know.
393
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:38,177
Look, I gotta go eat.
394
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,658
You were telling
Me something.
395
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,879
It can wait.
396
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,188
I'll see ya.
397
00:19:58,588 --> 00:19:59,807
Ok.
398
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,027
Wow.
399
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:04,333
You look--
400
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:05,987
Oh, god. I'm
Sorry I'm late.
401
00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:07,380
All right
Candles, ok...
402
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:09,164
All right
Just give me
30 seconds
403
00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:10,731
To get this turpentine
Off my skin.
404
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:11,949
Hurry up.
405
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:17,955
So I got gus to give
Me some more hours.
406
00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:20,523
10 on top of the 20
That I already had.
407
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:28,314
That should pretty
Much cover the I.V.F.
408
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:32,622
Which just leaves
The meds.
409
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:55,341
I've been dreaming
About this all day.
410
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:02,348
You know what?
I'm reading.
411
00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:11,139
A minute ago you were
Like, "Come hither."
412
00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:14,142
You blinked.
I had a hot flash.
413
00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:15,665
End of story.
414
00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:17,928
Wow.
415
00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:23,151
It's just
A mood swing. Ok?
416
00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:25,284
The shots can do that.
417
00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:30,201
This doesn't mean
I'm depressed.
418
00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:35,076
My doctors are monitoring
Me incredibly closely.
419
00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:36,295
I'm just...
420
00:21:38,645 --> 00:21:41,212
I'm just irritable.
421
00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:42,518
So don't give
Me that look.
422
00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:43,737
Ok.
423
00:21:45,216 --> 00:21:49,177
But, kirsten. I mean,
What about the uh...
424
00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:51,962
The twice a day thing?
425
00:21:51,962 --> 00:21:55,052
I mean I took my pills,
I wore my frosty boxers,
426
00:21:55,052 --> 00:21:57,316
And there's still
That...You know.
427
00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:00,319
Handle it yourself.
428
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,234
I'm going to sleep.
429
00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:04,627
I can't tell for
Sure, but I think
430
00:22:04,627 --> 00:22:06,455
The cylinder head
May be cracked.
431
00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:09,284
All right. Well, you're
A mechanic. Fix it.
432
00:22:09,284 --> 00:22:11,025
I can get us
To the next town,
433
00:22:11,025 --> 00:22:12,766
But if it's
The cylinder head,
434
00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:14,942
We're gonna
Need some parts.
435
00:22:14,942 --> 00:22:17,074
That's great.
That's just great.
436
00:22:17,074 --> 00:22:19,294
Ho-ho-ho.
I'm a new man.
437
00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:20,469
Let's hit the road.
438
00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:22,166
Not tonight.
439
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:23,777
We're not getting
Any farther than
The nearest hotel.
440
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:26,301
Even better.
441
00:22:26,301 --> 00:22:28,085
All right. As long
As we're back on
The road by 8:00 a.M.
442
00:22:28,085 --> 00:22:29,217
We should be ok.
443
00:22:29,217 --> 00:22:31,741
That may be
A little optimistic.
444
00:22:31,741 --> 00:22:33,352
I don't care if
We have to replace
The whole engine.
445
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,744
We're staying
On schedule.
446
00:22:34,744 --> 00:22:36,050
Bailey, I know
You're a man with a mission.
447
00:22:36,050 --> 00:22:37,921
But let's face facts.
448
00:22:37,921 --> 00:22:39,662
There's no way in hell we're
Gonna make new york by thursday.
449
00:22:39,662 --> 00:22:41,055
We have to.
450
00:22:41,055 --> 00:22:42,186
Sarah's not gonna
Care if you're a day
451
00:22:42,186 --> 00:22:43,927
Or 2 late. Just
Give her a call.
452
00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:44,928
I can't do that.
453
00:22:44,928 --> 00:22:47,235
Why not?
454
00:22:47,235 --> 00:22:48,889
Because she doesn't
Know I'm coming.
455
00:22:50,847 --> 00:22:52,893
Wait. Help me out here.
456
00:22:52,893 --> 00:22:56,331
We're driving 3,000
Miles and sarah has
No idea you're coming?
457
00:22:56,331 --> 00:22:57,724
No.
458
00:22:59,290 --> 00:23:02,511
Well, what if we get
There and she's gone?
459
00:23:02,511 --> 00:23:04,339
What do you plan on
Doing with her stuff?
460
00:23:04,339 --> 00:23:06,559
This isn't just
About her stuff.
Come on, you guys.
461
00:23:06,559 --> 00:23:09,344
You really think
That I would drive 3,000 miles
462
00:23:09,344 --> 00:23:10,345
Just to bring her
Her stuff?
463
00:23:10,345 --> 00:23:11,738
Then why are you?
464
00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:14,915
I have to
Surprise her.
465
00:23:14,915 --> 00:23:17,134
Surprise her?Yes.
466
00:23:17,134 --> 00:23:19,441
I'm making a statement.
I'm proving a point.
467
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:21,922
So she can't say no.
468
00:23:21,922 --> 00:23:23,576
No to what?
469
00:23:23,576 --> 00:23:25,142
No to coming back home.
470
00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:28,537
I'm gonna bring
Sarah back home.
471
00:23:38,939 --> 00:23:41,289
Anyway, I'm sorry
To come by without
Calling first,
472
00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:42,725
But we ran out
Of dipies.
473
00:23:43,726 --> 00:23:45,859
Oh, it's ok.
474
00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:47,817
And money too.
475
00:23:47,817 --> 00:23:50,080
Um, because I didn't
Get your check yet,
476
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,473
Which is no biggie.
477
00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:53,301
Would you go get her
Droolproof duckie book?
478
00:23:53,301 --> 00:23:54,302
It's in the bathroom.
479
00:23:54,302 --> 00:23:55,651
Yes, I can do that.
480
00:23:59,307 --> 00:24:00,917
Calm down, you know.
481
00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:04,878
Go visit the
Red buddha of
Limitless lights...
482
00:24:04,878 --> 00:24:09,448
The uh, ten worlds,
You know?
483
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:14,322
I'm sorry, what
Were you saying?
484
00:24:14,322 --> 00:24:16,411
Are you trying to make
A baby with kirsten?
485
00:24:17,934 --> 00:24:22,373
What? No. Why would
You think that?
486
00:24:22,373 --> 00:24:25,899
Uh, maybe
Your cobra penis.
487
00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:28,641
And then of course
There's this.
488
00:24:28,641 --> 00:24:32,166
Uh...We were keeping
It a secret.
489
00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:33,210
Mm-hmm.
490
00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:35,343
But, yeah.
491
00:24:35,343 --> 00:24:36,953
We're doing it
In vitro.
492
00:24:36,953 --> 00:24:39,826
You know, where
You take the eggs
Out and--
493
00:24:39,826 --> 00:24:41,001
Oh, yeah. No, I totally
Know about them.
494
00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:42,611
My friend angie did that.
495
00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:44,700
Yeah. Well, it's just, it's
Kind of stressful.
496
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:48,312
And expensive which is
Why we've been acting
A little weird lately.
497
00:24:48,312 --> 00:24:49,792
No, no, you totally
Don't have to explain.
498
00:24:49,792 --> 00:24:51,315
Which is why we've
Been keeping it quiet.
499
00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:54,318
You know. Because all
That stuff plus it's...
500
00:24:54,318 --> 00:24:55,798
It's still
A real long shot.
501
00:24:55,798 --> 00:25:00,107
Charlie, I think
It's awesome.
502
00:25:00,107 --> 00:25:01,717
You do?
503
00:25:01,717 --> 00:25:04,590
I do.
504
00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:05,765
It's awesome.
505
00:25:09,159 --> 00:25:12,293
And hey. You know, as long
As we're sharing good news,
506
00:25:12,293 --> 00:25:14,382
I should tell you
That I got a job.
507
00:25:14,382 --> 00:25:16,732
You did?
Yeah.
508
00:25:16,732 --> 00:25:18,081
That's great.
Why didn't you
Say anything?
509
00:25:18,081 --> 00:25:19,996
Cause I didn't want
To jinx it, you know.
510
00:25:19,996 --> 00:25:23,522
So as of pretty soon,
I'm completely off
Your list of worries.
511
00:25:30,877 --> 00:25:33,749
Gotta order the part
From my supplier in casper.
512
00:25:33,749 --> 00:25:35,534
Take 2 days to get
It here, minimum.
513
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:38,493
That's if
I give it a rush.
514
00:25:38,493 --> 00:25:40,843
Look, man. If this is
Just some kind of scam
515
00:25:40,843 --> 00:25:42,366
To jack up the price
Of the repair--
516
00:25:42,366 --> 00:25:43,498
How's that?
517
00:25:43,498 --> 00:25:45,456
Um, excuse
Us a second.
518
00:25:45,456 --> 00:25:48,677
Bailey, you need to
Lighten up here, ok.
519
00:25:48,677 --> 00:25:50,418
We're in the middle
Of god-knows-where
Wyoming.
520
00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:51,724
We're lucky this
Guy's got a phone--
521
00:25:51,724 --> 00:25:53,769
He's gonna cost us
2 extra days, will.
522
00:25:53,769 --> 00:25:55,641
You keep pissing him
Off and he's gonna cost
Us a lot more than that.
523
00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:57,120
We'll end up on the back
Of a milk carton.
524
00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:59,209
I don't have time
To screw around.
525
00:25:59,209 --> 00:26:01,342
Bailey, you need to like, take a
Breath, all right? You're
Scaring me.
526
00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:03,779
Well, you know what?
I'm scared too, will.
527
00:26:07,740 --> 00:26:10,090
This whole thing that
I'm doing with sarah--
528
00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:11,352
This whole trip here.
529
00:26:11,352 --> 00:26:13,659
It's a long shot, ok.
I know that.
530
00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:15,965
But I don't know
Any other way.
531
00:26:17,663 --> 00:26:19,578
She has to see me.
532
00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:24,844
And maybe she'll hear
What I have to say
533
00:26:24,844 --> 00:26:27,847
And decide not
To come home with me.
534
00:26:29,762 --> 00:26:31,285
But I have to try.
535
00:26:35,289 --> 00:26:38,118
Now, last up...
536
00:26:38,118 --> 00:26:40,642
Slated for a mid-winter
First printing,
537
00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:45,647
A memoir by the very
Talented young writer
Sitting next to me here,
538
00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:47,910
Julia salinger.
539
00:26:51,218 --> 00:26:56,092
Julia takes a frank look
At the social and familial
Context that led her
540
00:26:56,092 --> 00:26:58,704
To stay in an abusive relationship.
541
00:26:58,704 --> 00:27:01,141
She tries to offer some
Answers to women like her,
542
00:27:01,141 --> 00:27:02,708
Whether they've
Suffered abuse--
543
00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:06,494
Actually, I'm not saying
That I have any answers.
544
00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:12,108
Uh, it's one woman's
Story told from both
Sides of the problem,
545
00:27:12,108 --> 00:27:14,023
To give illumination
And hope to people--
546
00:27:14,023 --> 00:27:15,546
I'm sorry,
Can I just...?
547
00:27:15,546 --> 00:27:19,115
I'm sorry,
I just wanna clarify.
548
00:27:19,115 --> 00:27:22,162
Um, I'm not saying that
I have any answers.
549
00:27:22,162 --> 00:27:23,467
Please don't be
Looking for that.
550
00:27:23,467 --> 00:27:25,731
Um, I'm just
Trying to tell my story.
551
00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:28,734
And hopefully that'll
Make people think.
552
00:27:29,822 --> 00:27:30,953
That's all.
553
00:27:33,782 --> 00:27:36,263
I believe the sample chapter
That you've been given
554
00:27:36,263 --> 00:27:39,222
Will clarify how the
Book speaks to people--
555
00:27:39,222 --> 00:27:41,094
Actually, you know what?
Just one more thing...
556
00:27:41,094 --> 00:27:44,010
What evan just said.
You guys are the first
People to read this.
557
00:27:44,010 --> 00:27:47,056
So any reactions that
You have I would love
To hear.
558
00:27:47,056 --> 00:27:48,536
Especially any women--
559
00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:54,455
I'm sorry, should
I be waiting till
You're done?
560
00:27:54,455 --> 00:27:56,239
Go ahead.
561
00:27:57,545 --> 00:28:00,591
Um...Hi. What's
Your question?
562
00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:15,606
Yes.
563
00:28:16,651 --> 00:28:17,870
Hey.
564
00:28:17,870 --> 00:28:19,828
How you doin'?
565
00:28:19,828 --> 00:28:22,788
How's the, uh...
The studying coming?
566
00:28:22,788 --> 00:28:25,834
Are you asking me
As a friend?
567
00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:27,793
'cause if that's
The case,
568
00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:31,013
If I'm your
So-called friend...
I'm not so sure.
569
00:28:31,013 --> 00:28:33,450
What are you
Talking about?
570
00:28:33,450 --> 00:28:39,021
Here. Next time you lend
Your geometry textbook
To someone,
571
00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:41,676
Make sure you check it
For notes and stuff.
572
00:28:41,676 --> 00:28:43,547
What's...In here?
573
00:28:45,854 --> 00:28:48,727
Cameron. He's in
Your geometry class,
Right?
574
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:54,471
Yeah. I guess that's
Who "C" was.
575
00:28:54,471 --> 00:28:57,213
He's the one that
Scribbles places
For you to meet,
576
00:28:57,213 --> 00:29:00,042
And things like,
"Hey, does 'a'
Know?"
577
00:29:00,042 --> 00:29:03,698
"A" being alexa,
I assume.
578
00:29:07,267 --> 00:29:09,617
You proud of me,
Teacher?
579
00:29:09,617 --> 00:29:11,662
I figured it out.
580
00:29:14,709 --> 00:29:16,667
Sure.
I'm sorry.
581
00:29:16,667 --> 00:29:20,584
Listen, the next time
You're trying to hijack
A panel like that,
582
00:29:20,584 --> 00:29:22,108
Try to give me
A warning, ok?
583
00:29:22,108 --> 00:29:24,240
I know.
I'm sorry.
584
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:27,374
Because I didn't spend all those
Hours writing a marketing presentation
585
00:29:27,374 --> 00:29:29,115
Just to hear
Myself talk.
586
00:29:29,115 --> 00:29:31,508
I know. You're right.These people need to leave here
587
00:29:31,508 --> 00:29:34,511
With a clear idea of what those
Books are about, julia.
588
00:29:34,511 --> 00:29:36,557
Right.
589
00:29:36,557 --> 00:29:39,821
Well, one person
Definitely heard
What I was saying.
590
00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:41,388
Who?
591
00:29:41,388 --> 00:29:42,737
Me.
592
00:29:42,737 --> 00:29:44,391
Look, don't get me wrong.
593
00:29:44,391 --> 00:29:47,220
I'm not saying
You haven't added a ton,
594
00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:48,569
But all along,
The way we've worked
595
00:29:48,569 --> 00:29:50,614
Is I let you tell me
How to write this book.
596
00:29:50,614 --> 00:29:52,181
You asked me
To edit you.
597
00:29:52,181 --> 00:29:53,792
That is all
That I did.
598
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:56,011
I know. Evan...
I'm blaming myself.
599
00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:59,798
The thing is,
Sitting on that stage,
Facing all those people,
600
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:02,670
It's like a light
Went off in my head.
601
00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:06,935
I've been looking for
Someone to tell me what
This book should sound like,
602
00:30:06,935 --> 00:30:09,068
And now I know.
I finally realize
603
00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:11,200
This book
Should sound like me.
604
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:15,509
So...So thank you.
Because what you said
605
00:30:15,509 --> 00:30:18,077
About having all
The power between us,
You were right.
606
00:30:18,077 --> 00:30:21,602
You've been trying
To tell me to take control,
And now I am.
607
00:30:21,602 --> 00:30:24,823
This book is finally
Mine again, and that
Feels great,
608
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:27,216
So...Thank you.
609
00:30:33,657 --> 00:30:35,224
Charlie?
610
00:30:36,617 --> 00:30:38,662
It's midnight.
611
00:30:38,662 --> 00:30:40,839
You were supposed
To be home at 9:00.
612
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:44,016
Well...Gus had
An order for
End tables.
613
00:30:44,016 --> 00:30:45,844
Next-day delivery.
I had to stay,
614
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,628
Or I would've
Lost the hours.
615
00:30:47,628 --> 00:30:49,369
I'm gonna go
Get undressed.
616
00:30:49,369 --> 00:30:51,762
Kirsten, wait a minute.
617
00:30:51,762 --> 00:30:54,548
I can't. Ok?
618
00:30:54,548 --> 00:30:56,942
I'm just--
I'm too out of it.
619
00:30:56,942 --> 00:30:58,508
Charlie, we have to.
620
00:30:58,508 --> 00:31:01,816
I really don't want to, ok?
I'm totally beat.
621
00:31:01,816 --> 00:31:04,297
I just gotta take a shower
And go to bed.
622
00:31:04,297 --> 00:31:05,689
A hot shower?
623
00:31:05,689 --> 00:31:07,778
'cause you know,
It's supposed to--
624
00:31:07,778 --> 00:31:10,259
Could you please
Not do that right now?
625
00:31:10,259 --> 00:31:13,436
You know, this isn't
Easy on me, either.
626
00:31:18,224 --> 00:31:20,704
When I got off
Work tonight...
627
00:31:20,704 --> 00:31:25,666
I got in my truck,
And I sat there,
And I thought...
628
00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:29,322
"Now I have to go
Home and have sex
With my wife."
629
00:31:31,498 --> 00:31:33,848
And, man, I mean,
For a split second there,
630
00:31:33,848 --> 00:31:37,547
I had the urge
To go back in there
And work.
631
00:31:37,547 --> 00:31:40,463
Like...I'd rather
Go back in there
632
00:31:40,463 --> 00:31:42,030
And make
Another end table
633
00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:45,033
Than to come home
And make love
To my wife.
634
00:31:48,210 --> 00:31:49,820
I mean...
635
00:31:49,820 --> 00:31:52,780
We're making a baby
Here, kirsten.
636
00:31:52,780 --> 00:31:55,391
This is supposed
To be fun.
637
00:31:55,391 --> 00:31:59,613
And it just...
It just feels bad
638
00:31:59,613 --> 00:32:02,224
To be working
On making a baby
With you
639
00:32:02,224 --> 00:32:06,620
And catching myself
Wondering why.
640
00:32:17,283 --> 00:32:18,632
We're all set.
641
00:32:18,632 --> 00:32:20,460
I got another shop
To messenger the parts,
642
00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:23,289
So we should be
Back on the road by noon.
643
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,118
What?
644
00:32:30,774 --> 00:32:32,124
What?
645
00:32:32,124 --> 00:32:33,908
Will and me, uh...
646
00:32:33,908 --> 00:32:36,737
We're thinking
Of catching a bus
Back home.
647
00:32:36,737 --> 00:32:39,305
What? You what?
648
00:32:39,305 --> 00:32:41,568
I don't get it.
You guys are
Baggin' on me?
649
00:32:41,568 --> 00:32:43,831
Bailey, this trip...
650
00:32:43,831 --> 00:32:46,616
Suddenly, it's
Nothing it was
Supposed to be.
651
00:32:46,616 --> 00:32:49,750
Why, because we're
Not stopping to see
652
00:32:49,750 --> 00:32:51,621
The world's tallest
Thermometer?
653
00:32:51,621 --> 00:32:53,623
That's part of it.
654
00:32:53,623 --> 00:32:56,409
Look, there's
Plenty of time to do
All that stuff
655
00:32:56,409 --> 00:32:57,801
On the way back.
656
00:32:57,801 --> 00:33:01,675
Yeah, maybe so,
But...I don't know.
657
00:33:01,675 --> 00:33:04,983
Will, hey...You're
The one who told me
658
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,463
That I should take
Some chances, right?
659
00:33:07,463 --> 00:33:09,378
That I shouldn't
Play things safe.
660
00:33:09,378 --> 00:33:12,164
So now I'm taking
Your advice, and
You're bailing on me?
661
00:33:12,164 --> 00:33:14,644
You know, maybe
That's why this
Feels so wrong.
662
00:33:14,644 --> 00:33:18,953
'cause you're standing
There acting like this
Is you taking risks,
663
00:33:18,953 --> 00:33:22,696
But the truth is
This is you chasing
After sarah,
664
00:33:22,696 --> 00:33:25,133
Trying to hold on.
665
00:33:25,133 --> 00:33:28,049
You're, like, scared
To let anything change.
666
00:33:30,225 --> 00:33:32,706
No. You know what?
This is a joke.
667
00:33:32,706 --> 00:33:35,883
Me taking relationship
Advice from you two guys.
668
00:33:35,883 --> 00:33:37,319
We're not trying--
669
00:33:37,319 --> 00:33:39,626
When julia left for stanford,
What did you do?
670
00:33:39,626 --> 00:33:42,498
You let her go.
You totally tanked
On your own marriage.
671
00:33:42,498 --> 00:33:45,719
And you, what's
The longest you've ever
Hung in with a girl?
672
00:33:45,719 --> 00:33:47,634
A month? Maybe 2?
673
00:33:47,634 --> 00:33:49,549
Or you just get 'em pregnant
And dump 'em on somebody else?
674
00:33:49,549 --> 00:33:52,291
God, bail--
I can't believe
You would go there!
675
00:33:52,291 --> 00:33:54,119
Maybe that's you guys,
But I don't do that.
676
00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:55,511
I don't walk away
From people.
677
00:33:55,511 --> 00:33:56,947
I don't quit
On my girlfriend,
678
00:33:56,947 --> 00:33:58,297
And I don't quit
On my friends.
679
00:33:58,297 --> 00:34:00,516
So I'm
Quitting on you?
Leaving work,
680
00:34:00,516 --> 00:34:02,605
Driving
Thousands of miles
To hear this?!
681
00:34:02,605 --> 00:34:04,825
I'm gonna make sure
Sarah knows that
I'm still here.
682
00:34:04,825 --> 00:34:07,088
I'll make sure
So she can't walk away.
683
00:34:07,088 --> 00:34:09,569
Take a look around, man.
684
00:34:09,569 --> 00:34:10,961
She already has.
685
00:34:22,016 --> 00:34:22,973
Hang on.
686
00:34:26,107 --> 00:34:29,589
Ok. You know,
I have been walking
Around this hotel
687
00:34:29,589 --> 00:34:33,897
For 3 hours,
Trying to figure out
What is going on.
688
00:34:33,897 --> 00:34:36,552
I've worked with
Hundreds of authors,
689
00:34:36,552 --> 00:34:38,772
And none of them--
None of them--
Evan.
690
00:34:38,772 --> 00:34:40,774
No. There are rules,
Julia, ok?
691
00:34:40,774 --> 00:34:43,603
There are things
That you do, and there
Are things you don't do.
692
00:34:43,603 --> 00:34:45,170
What are you
Talking about?
693
00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:47,215
How am I
Supposed to..?
694
00:34:47,215 --> 00:34:49,174
It's not just...
695
00:34:49,174 --> 00:34:50,349
I'm sorry.
696
00:34:59,184 --> 00:35:01,011
Wow. I thought
We weren't, um...
697
00:35:01,011 --> 00:35:02,361
I know.
698
00:35:02,361 --> 00:35:04,189
This wasn't...
That's not...
699
00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:07,148
No. You know what?
Um...Shh.
700
00:35:36,699 --> 00:35:39,528
Look, we were
Talking, and...
701
00:35:39,528 --> 00:35:41,530
We're thinking that...
702
00:35:41,530 --> 00:35:43,141
We--we changed
Our minds.
703
00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:45,099
We wanna keep going.
704
00:35:45,099 --> 00:35:47,101
Hit the big apple
With you.
705
00:35:47,101 --> 00:35:49,321
Go the distance,
All right?
706
00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:55,153
You guys know
How far we still
Have to go?
707
00:35:55,153 --> 00:36:01,550
Through, like...
8 or 9 more states.
708
00:36:01,550 --> 00:36:04,336
We've just been
Through 3,
And already...
709
00:36:04,336 --> 00:36:09,123
We've broken down... Fighting...
710
00:36:09,123 --> 00:36:14,563
We've had all
These problems,
And there's...
711
00:36:14,563 --> 00:36:16,565
That still
Leaves 8.
712
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,572
Sarah is so far away.
713
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,361
She's so far away.
714
00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:41,111
Hey!
715
00:36:41,111 --> 00:36:42,417
Hey.
716
00:36:42,417 --> 00:36:44,158
I was just on my way
To pick up the baby,
717
00:36:44,158 --> 00:36:46,987
And, actually, I
Could use a little
Favor from you.
718
00:36:46,987 --> 00:36:49,163
I was hoping you
Could watch her for
Just a little while
719
00:36:49,163 --> 00:36:51,209
'cause I have
To find a job,
Like, today.
720
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:53,602
Look, daph.
You know I love you,
But I can't.
721
00:36:53,602 --> 00:36:57,215
Bailey's got me
Here 24-7, cooking,
Cleaning, shopping.
722
00:36:57,215 --> 00:37:00,087
He needs to learn
That I'm a caregiver,
Not a house cleaner.
723
00:37:00,087 --> 00:37:03,003
Soon as that man
Gets back from
Wherever the hell--
724
00:37:03,003 --> 00:37:05,788
Then are you saying
You're not at your
Place very often?
725
00:37:05,788 --> 00:37:07,007
No. Why?
726
00:37:08,313 --> 00:37:09,401
No.
727
00:37:09,401 --> 00:37:10,880
No, no, no,
No, no, no!
728
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,056
But I could sublet my place for
Some extra money
729
00:37:13,056 --> 00:37:15,145
If I had a place
To stay for just
A little bit.
730
00:37:15,145 --> 00:37:17,583
Isn't charlie
Helping you out?
731
00:37:17,583 --> 00:37:18,975
No.
732
00:37:18,975 --> 00:37:21,021
Not anymore.
I told him I was fine.
733
00:37:21,021 --> 00:37:22,152
But you're broke.
734
00:37:22,152 --> 00:37:24,198
I know that.
But he's--
735
00:37:24,198 --> 00:37:26,113
He's got his own
Family now, victor.
736
00:37:26,113 --> 00:37:29,638
I have to learn
To not lean
On people.
737
00:37:29,638 --> 00:37:34,600
As soon as I
Finish leaning on
You first. Please?
738
00:37:36,819 --> 00:37:38,038
Ok.
739
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,302
Keep it clean.
740
00:37:41,302 --> 00:37:43,913
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
741
00:37:43,913 --> 00:37:45,088
Wait a minute.
742
00:37:45,088 --> 00:37:46,481
What are you--
743
00:37:46,481 --> 00:37:49,789
Are you breaking
Up with me?
744
00:37:49,789 --> 00:37:51,965
I really like you, cameron.
745
00:37:51,965 --> 00:37:54,794
I mean, I really do, but...
746
00:37:54,794 --> 00:37:57,144
I see alexa,
And I run into alexa
747
00:37:57,144 --> 00:37:59,102
Thousands of times a day.
748
00:37:59,102 --> 00:38:02,802
So, basically,
You're picking
Her over me.
749
00:38:02,802 --> 00:38:04,717
What?
No, I'm not.
750
00:38:04,717 --> 00:38:05,979
You are.
751
00:38:05,979 --> 00:38:09,809
Cameron, I'm not
Picking anyone.
752
00:38:09,809 --> 00:38:11,854
Unless...
753
00:38:11,854 --> 00:38:15,293
Maybe I'm picking myself.
754
00:38:16,946 --> 00:38:19,166
When I first realized
How upset alexa was,
755
00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:23,823
I felt bad for her,
And then when I was
At your house,
756
00:38:23,823 --> 00:38:25,433
I felt bad for you.
757
00:38:25,433 --> 00:38:27,827
I was never this
Kind of person, cameron.
758
00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:32,832
I was never the one
Who said, "Hey. All's
Fair in love and war."
759
00:38:32,832 --> 00:38:37,837
I don't know. Maybe it means
I'll grow old all alone.
760
00:38:39,926 --> 00:38:44,757
I can't do something
That makes me feel
This bad about myself.
761
00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:48,717
I just can't.
762
00:38:50,371 --> 00:38:51,590
Salinger. Charles.
763
00:38:51,590 --> 00:38:55,507
I, uh, have a date
With the hamster.
764
00:38:55,507 --> 00:38:57,160
I'm--I'm leaving
A sample.
765
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,859
A--a sample of, uh...
766
00:38:59,859 --> 00:39:01,382
You know. My sperm.
767
00:39:01,382 --> 00:39:03,863
Have you been here
Before, mr. Salinger?
768
00:39:03,863 --> 00:39:05,299
For a consultation.
769
00:39:05,299 --> 00:39:06,300
Not for--
770
00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:07,649
Um...
771
00:39:07,649 --> 00:39:10,173
Down the hall.
Cubicle 9.
772
00:39:10,173 --> 00:39:11,827
Ok.
773
00:39:14,047 --> 00:39:16,789
Uh, what about...
774
00:39:16,789 --> 00:39:19,705
Um, something to--to read
Or something.
775
00:39:19,705 --> 00:39:21,707
Everything you need
Is in the room.
776
00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:31,151
It's taken.
777
00:39:31,151 --> 00:39:32,848
Whoa. Hey. I've
Only been in here
778
00:39:32,848 --> 00:39:34,067
For about 30 seconds.
779
00:39:34,067 --> 00:39:35,547
Ok?
780
00:39:40,465 --> 00:39:43,468
Kirsten...
781
00:39:43,468 --> 00:39:44,643
What's going on?
782
00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:51,214
You were
Wondering why.
783
00:39:54,043 --> 00:39:55,958
This is why.
784
00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:29,818
Hey.
785
00:40:31,559 --> 00:40:32,908
You ok?
786
00:40:32,908 --> 00:40:34,910
I'm fine.
787
00:40:36,564 --> 00:40:40,176
Hmmm.
788
00:40:40,176 --> 00:40:43,223
I know that look, evan.
789
00:40:43,223 --> 00:40:46,095
You get it whenever
You read something
That stinks,
790
00:40:46,095 --> 00:40:47,749
And you're afraid
To tell me.
791
00:40:50,796 --> 00:40:53,276
Uh, I don't know.
792
00:40:53,276 --> 00:40:55,540
It's just, uh...
793
00:40:57,629 --> 00:41:01,023
Can't
Help thinking...
794
00:41:01,023 --> 00:41:02,503
You know there were
So many reasons.
795
00:41:02,503 --> 00:41:05,593
There were
Good reasons.
796
00:41:05,593 --> 00:41:09,423
And, uh, I just...
797
00:41:14,297 --> 00:41:15,995
Is this a mistake?
798
00:41:21,348 --> 00:41:24,394
You know what?
I don't know either.
799
00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:29,138
But the thing is--is,
I, uh...
800
00:41:29,138 --> 00:41:31,750
I feel good.
801
00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:32,664
Don't you?
802
00:41:34,796 --> 00:41:36,755
Well, yeah,
You know. Sure.
803
00:41:36,755 --> 00:41:38,757
But, you know...
804
00:41:38,757 --> 00:41:39,932
Evan.
805
00:41:39,932 --> 00:41:41,760
How do you feel?
806
00:41:47,896 --> 00:41:49,419
I feel good.
807
00:42:48,522 --> 00:42:50,045
Let's go home.
58549
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