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I'm in a place where Concrete is Abstract.

And Abstract is Concrete. I try to see, but I can't see anything.

When I go back and examine it, I can see everything.

I feel happy and I'm a mess,

because being alone, I have it all, while being alive,

it's dead, even if, as I , it doesn't try to arise, going down and

descending, it's going up. A Chinese thought - Chuan-Ta-King

The Meteorango Kid The Intergalactic Hero

By the way... this film is dedicated to my hair.

Nine, eight, seven, six, five,

four, three, two, one, zero,

ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,

four, three, two, one, zero.

And now the latest news.

A poisoned cake kills everyone

in the City of God.

Elderly gentlemen exchange spit balls in public

civil servant, Mr. Abdias was injured,

who passed between them at the exact moment of the mutual attack.

Thousands of people are already

on the premises of the Castro Alves Theater

finding their places to see up close

one of the greatest actors of all time, Lula Bom Cabelo (Good Hair Lula).

Who will be present tonight for the opening

of his film, "Tarzan and the Golden Bananas."

He uses "Soap from Bahia" the soap of great stars.

He uses "Johnson & Johnson's Liebe" cologne.

Using Johnson & Johnson's "Liebe" at home you breathe in peace.

Forever.

He uses "Mastinha" towels, the most used in the whole universe.

Wake up, bum. Aren't you going to class?

I don't know what's going to happen to you.

You don't care about anything in life. Nothing.

Get this shit out of here.

Lula, you are a hunk, my love.

Oh, boy!

He really died.

He's a crazy fag.

Music, the type of music that you

wouldn't have had courage to applaud fast year,

it is the same youth, who are always there

kill tomorrow the old enemy that died yesterday!

You don't understand anything,

Nothing, nothing, absolutely nothing.

Look at that guy rubbing himself on that girl, do you see him?

- How horrible... - Man, this guy is weird, isn't he?

Look at his hair.

Hey, look, he's picking his boogers.

Look at his hair...

Hey, he's looking this way, isn't he?

Terrible...

It's good that we're going to get off soon.

I hope it goes fast.

He doesn't stop looking at us.

The guy is looking at us.

- And he's enjoying it. - L'm beginning to get really scared.

- Oh, how horrible. - Look.

Hey!

Get the vampire! Over there!

Get him! Get him!

Vampire... I'm not a vampire.

I'm not a loser. God will still help me.

I'll get one. I'll show them.

I'm not a loser.

He'll see. I'll get one.

God will help me. I'm not a loser.

Lula, Lula.

Hey, man, what's happening? Aren't you with us?

Go, they're voting now.

What's up, man? You're not going to let us down again, are you?

We're good, right?

There will be student field trip...

Nothing doing, you don't know anything, don't you understand?

Lula, don't back down.

- You know what they want? - I know.

To expel the reactionary students from the school.

Have you ever thought about that?

Who will we fight with if they get this calamity?

No, don't let them convince you, fight!

- Lula, go on, fight to the end. - OK.

Attention!

People!

People!

People, they are trying to police our snack bar.

They put a waiter to watch us.

We want to know where is our freedom of action!

People. I propose...

Guys, I propose a huge demonstration to protest against the waiters.

Get out of here!

Take that!

Fag, fag, fag, fag He's a fag.

Hang on, relax guys, what is this?

Get him, no panic, get him.

Take it easy, please take it easy.

We need order. Calm down.

Calm down, please. Quiet down. Just a minute.

Fellow students, the speakers which were before me

had reasonable proposals,

but I have one which I think is better.

I proposed hiding all the openers,

and they will take the biggest brush off of the year!

Let's do it.

Calm down, People, calm down.

We have to keep cool at this moment.

We can't be carried away emotionally.

I propose we take a vote at this moment.

- He's really serious. - Get out of there, man!

It is serious, this issue is serious.

Hang on, hang on!

Bum! Shitter!

Lula, you have to help me, you have to do something.

It's impossible like this, you have to do something,

Lula, Lula. Please, Lula.

Ah, blow up the school, it's good for nothing, man.

NOTHING

Say something, Say me. Say you.

And tongues like flames become invisible.

And tongues like flames become invisible.

And there were distributed and one rested on each one.

And they were filled with the holy spirit.

And they began to speak in different tongues.

A glossed look. Plastic field lilies and in the opposite field.

Screen Cinemascope

Your smile, all this.

What I really like is to eat with coriander. Seafood chowder, a salad,

culture, black bean pork stew, clearness, craziness

What I really like is to be on the inside,

as I was in the belly of Claudina.

Your quiet smile in my comer,

An old 100% Bahia woman

Everything is numbers. Love is the knowledge of numbers and nothing is infinite.

In other words, will it fit here in the kissing space of hunger?

The saying, the data, the consumed, the consummated"! still sing the going...

It is what exists, and more of what lacks.

Of dead love, fuels being homesick.

The invader told me about all the moves of all the places where he was.

With a smile on his lips he said:

"Eternity is the woman of the man. Therefore, eternity is their love."

The Stone Age still, (quietly sing what I know.

Buy, look, tum it over, poke it. Maybe in the wrapping you'll find what you need.

Stop, listen, walk, look. It costs nothing. Only it'll cost your life.

Between word and deed, falls the shadow. The identified object

the hidden, the flying saucer, the astral seed.

Only culture, civilization, interest me

while I serve as feed, while the residue...

Meanwhile I only undermine the field to see you. The biting, lyric ice cream.

Information.

Let me see the shampoo there.

Craziness, glasses, tooth paste,

Thanks, gorgeous.

The difference between three and seven.

I create.

What I Know? That's it.

Let's go, man. Let's give a call.

- L'm afraid of Tarzan. - Tarzan is nothing.

He'll be nothing. Jane is alone.

He won't get there, man. Cut the vine. Let's get out of here.

Help Tarzan! Help! Help!

- Help, help! - L'm coming, Jane.

I want to know where the bananas are. Come on tell me!

Tarzan, help!

I want to know where the bananas are. Come on tell me girl!

- Help, Tarzan! - I want to know, girl. Where are they?

- I don't know anything. - Yes, you do!

I'm coming, Jane!

Come on, girl, tell me fast, where the bananas are.

Do you think your little friend will come to save you?

- Help! Help Tarzan! - Come on girl, talk fast.

If you don't tell me now, I'll kill you, ok?

Where are the bananas? Where?

- Help! Help! - Where are the golden bananas, girl?

Help!

Oh, my God! It's the man!

Oh. my God!

It's him! Mommy.

Now it's me.

Tarzan, Tarzan!

Tarzan, Tarzan, my love, what happened?

Tarzan, wait. Tarzan, what happened? Tarzan!

Tarzan, my sweet Tarzan.

What happened, Tarzan. What happened? Are you OK? Tarzan?

Please, Tarzan, let's look for the treasure.

Tarzan! Let's get out of here, Tarzan!

- Tarzan, what happened? - Where am I?

The treasure, Tarzan. The treasure.

- Let's get out of here, Tarzan. - Treasure? Treasure?

What's this? What's this?

- We found it! - We found it!

We found the treasure!

The treasure! We're rich!

I told you, I told you. With Tarzan, no one can win.

You didn't tell me a thing. I still am carrying you, let's go.

Now, I have to be strong to carry you, right?

Of course, obviously.

Lula! Lula?

Why don't you come in, my friend?

You give the orders in this house.

Are you being formal or are you sleeping with your eyes open?

I've been calling you for several seconds.

You might not remember me, I only saw you when I was a kid.

But I know your family. Good people, a fine bunch.

I heard that you want to get into movies.

Well, very well!

If a young person wants to make a career,

we can't frustrate his talent, or deny him any assistance

just because we've in the field a lot longer.

That's what we're here for,

to help those who can do something.

Pay attention.

I'm making a film now and I need a chap like you

for an important role.

I'm absolutely certain

that you are the perfect type.

However, there's just one problem.

We've stopped filming due to lack of funds.

I'm not sure if you understand this. Financing is lacking, you know?

In this case, since you are part of our team

I thought that your old man could give us a bit of financial help,

in the final production.

Pay attention, son.

I can guarantee that the film will make

a good profit, all right?

I've been in this field for a long time, and I know what people like.

It's a trick of the trade that you, young people don't perceive.

Only those of us who have experience, know.

For example,

people go to the movies to have fun, right?

So what do I do?

I put a naked woman,

a lot of gun fire,

fighting.

Lots of bust and buns,

and there you are! That's how you earn money with movies, son.

This business of making art films, all complicated

is pure nonsense.

You can be sure, I know what I'm talking about.

Look what I've already won:

Saci, Oscar, Golden Lion,

Silver and Bronze Lion. A bunch of awards.

I'm full of awards.

But no film brought me as much money as my master piece.

"Sleep with me, you'll be a mother."

But there's no point going on.

This idealism is natural at your age.

Talk to your old man and come by here tomorrow, OK?

In Bahia, the folks do black magic night and day,

doing black magic, breaking the spells of the priestesses,

a land of beliefs, such a great hope of faith was born there like that

it settled in Bomfim...

in Bahia you have divine guides

In Bahia there is spicy shrimp rice with beef jerky

saints and food, there are negro spells,

In Bahia everything contains palm oil.

In Bahia, the folks do black magic night and day,

doing black magic, breaking the spells of the priestesses,

land of beliefs, such a great hope

of faith was born there like that

it settled in Bomfim...

in Bahia you have divine guides

In Bahia there is spicy shrimp rice with beef jerky

- Hi, my boy. - Get out, man.

Is everything ok, no problem? What have you been doing?

Sniff this grass, man.

Do you already know Lula?

Chinese and Soviet.

Happy ex-right, radical left, Marxist, Leninist, liberal,

currently, Lula's label is unidentified.

Try to understand, boy!

This guy doesn't know anything!

Now. Get out of the way, old fogey.

- Did you see that, man, what a jerk. - Sure is, man.

Forget it, we'll stop him, no sweat.

Three coffees please.

What is it? You had disappeared?

Yeah, man, around, minding my own business, you know?

How are things?

Who's on top?

Who's what?

Oh, we'll see in a bit, no sweat.

Hey, wait, Kleber Rocha is coming.

The smoothest talker in Bahia. Cut, cut him off.

Hi, guys, what's up? You haven't heard the latest, man.

I'm leaving, I've had it.

A great thing happened to me, man.

Look, I want to see if you can guess.

Glauber called you to work with him

- How did you know that, man? - A little bird told me.

That's impossible, look here.

You don't believe me, I got a telegram,

I'm going to work, I'm going to be

a type of assistant to the director, you get it?

It's only a beginning, but I'll be famous.

You're a genius!

I'm going to be famous working with Glauber.

I'm going to work with Glauber. I'll be famous!

I wake up

in this color I know

which is only close

and in the waiting room a TV

Dark glasses of my night

tell me of the colors

During the day, the newspaper

MY Space guide

and the smallest details

and the news

keep me in touch

with the eyes of an astronaut

with the eyes of an astronaut

with the eyes of an astronaut

I walk right

Close

I walk right

Close

I walk right

Close

I find out

that distance and time

cover the earth

Earth, blue Earth, brilliant Earth

I feel, I see fights and colors

which tell of the Earth

and of a thousand planets

If I want to, I buy flowers

Don't ask

because there isn't any

I'm not surprised

by the Earth being

someone's star

someone's star

someone's star

I walk right

Close

I walk right

Close

I walk right

Close

I walk right, close, right

I walk close, right close, and very quiet.

This grass seems to be really good.

It's the best.

- Pass the joint! - Hang on.

Here you go.

Caveira, you're not worth anything.

I agree, man.

No one is worth anything, only Duda, who was 'bi' and got snuffed.

How crazy...

What stench is that, man? You let loose your poison.

This guy's guts are all messed up.

Are you crazy... are you crazy...

I'm really lost.

Better, crap.

Whoever's lost is lost. Nothing to lose.

And the one who's not is always afraid of getting lost,

and the one who's afraid of getting lost is out it, fool.

Isn't that right, Caveira?

Of course, man! What an out of date guy!

Stuff this talk!

This shit is going to explode one of these days.

And everyone will be like confetti,

falling from the windows on a ticker-tape parade.

You're out of it, forget that stuff, understand?

This shit is only going to blow up when we

finish off all the grass on the planet.

Then it can blow up all it wants, understand?

It can blow up all it wants.

They did it so much, that they were able to hunt me.

Ten years without studying.

Ten years bumming around.

Ten years of pot.

Ten years a delinquent.

Shit, crap.

I'd give you my mom to take care of you.

I bet she's a virgin.

Shit...

that's the only thing I want to do.

Shit!

But it's tough.

I'm the only one that knows all the work it took to get this far.

This guy has strange talk

at a time like this about work, man.

It's rough, how can it be? Get out of here, man.

Forget this talk, in front of the divine grass.

What!?

Caveira,

you're good for nothing.

Of course, man. That's why I'm alive.

- Hi, dear, how are you? - Look who's here!

And you?

- Dearie! - My dear!

It's been so long.

- How was the trip? - I loved it.

I loved it, but you can't believe how tired I am.

Tell me all about it, dear.

Oh, it was great.

I loved it. I went all over Europe.

Everything is beautiful, really beautiful.

But equal to our land,

you won't find it anywhere.

You want some pot?

You druggie!

Water, water, water

Water, water, water

Delinquent

In the national capital everything looks clean

What, you're not coming?

I can't, Lula, please, I can't.

You're crap as Robin.

Oh, my God, what was this?

It's Bat mom, It's Bat mom.

Now your turn, dad.

Lula, Lula!

This guy is on the trip of the year.

What trip, man?

The red light bandit already said:

"When you can do anything, mess around," jerk.

"Mess around and mess yourself up."

- My life, my future. - What life, man, what future?

What are you waiting for?

The uprising of the lower classes,

a kiss from the enchanted princess or find a magic lamp?

Keep waiting, man.

Keep waiting, your train will come, jerk.

That's not it. That's not it at all.

It's not what you are thinking, nothing like that at all.

You're trying to drain me just because I mentioned the future, right?

Who's making fun here, man? Are you, Caveira?

Not me, I just said, he who waits always gets what he wants.

Three times saves hope.

Hang on, hang on. Lula, and the boy's future?

- Future, future... - There Lula.

Where are you little future?

- It's here, it's here. - Calm down.

Pick up the newspaper there, Caveira.

- Now you won't escape. - Be careful.

Ah, the future of Zé.

Your future in our hands, Zé.

Give me that, Lula.

Lula, Lula, Lula, gimme that.

- Come get it! - Caveira throw it here, Caveira.

- What's this? - It’s there, Caveira.

Ou, ou ouch.

- Fire to Ze's future. - No, don't do that.

- Your future is going to burn. - No, no.

Lula, Caveira, you are crazy.

Burn, it will burn.

I can't stand this, I'm leaving.

I'm going. Let me go. I want to leave!

Get back here stupid.

Fire! Fire!

I want to leave, I want to leave. I want to leave! Get out of my way!

I want to leave, let me go!

Where do you want to go to?

You can't get out now, no you can't.

What's this, Lula?

- I want to leave. - Relax, Zé.

Lula, Caveira, you're my friends.

He wants to yell into the street, pull this down, pull that down.

"If you're organized, you don't eat scraps."

I want to go home. I want to leave!

I want out of here, I want to leave.

Get out of my way! I want to leave!

I want to go home. I want to go home.

You don't understand anything, my thing is different.

Lula, Caveira, I don't even know you guys.

Look, your ball is almost burned.

I'm going to punt your future, Zé.

Take it, shoot!

Shoot shoot.

Take it, shoot!

- Shoot, it's your only way out. - Shoot!

Shoot!

Shoot!

Take it.

Shoot! Shoot, now or never!

Shoot!

Can the whole world be going mad?

What madness is this?

Lula, Lula, Lula.

Shoot, yourself, Lula.

Give it to me!

No, no Lula.

In heaven, blue, blue smoke, a new race

leaving the buildings for the squares, a new race

In heaven, blue, blue smoke, a new race

leaving the buildings for the squares, a new race

You want to understand, but you have no means of understanding

Kill or not to kill ifs all the same.

It's just a question of choice.

A question of choice.

Choice...

Do you understand?

A generation in search of neither right nor wrong

Their own step is reason

A generation in search of neither right nor wrong

A generation in search of neither right nor wrong

A generation in search of neither right nor wrong

Both the media and death wear the same size

A generation in search of neither right nor wrong

Both the media and death wear the same size

A generation in search of neither right nor wrong

Their own step is reason

In heaven, blue, blue smoke,

Their own step is reason

A new race... A new race...

A new race... A new race...

leaving the buildings for the squares

Their own step is reason

Their own step is reason

You're under arrest!

What a scare, Lula. Where have you seen something like that?

With a feeling like that, man.

What are you going with all this paraphernalia?

I'm going to do a report.

It's about the fishermen who saw

a flying saucer in the village.

- Oh, so let's go together. - So let's go.

Why don't you do a report on me?

But what do you have to do with the fishermen, Lula?

Nothing with the fisherman,

but I've seen flying saucers.

Ok, tell us, where did you see a flying saucer?

They didn't authorize me to say anything, yet.

But I'll give you a little taste.

Look at the moon, on a moonless night

look at the mouth of the Mona Lisa. A perfect reproduction.

Wonderful.

- One more. - Let's go, Lula. Move it.

- Are you afraid the plane will crash? - Afraid?

Tighten the chastity belt.

What? Don't be obscene.

You are luscious.

I'm so afraid of flying, that it looks like it'll crash.

I hope this rubbish crashes.

Aren't you afraid to die?

You're frigid.

Only the two of us know

how much we want the best

Only the two of us know

Only the two of us

and no one else

Only the two of us can determine

This strong, deep love

When love takes place

- It doesn't ask the world for permission

Come here, hug me, kiss me.

Put your chest next to mine

Bye, thanks!

One pose, just one pose.

This will be a great picture, won't it?

- The village is right there. - Yeah, it is.

What they say doesn't interest us

The world doesn't matter to us

Our world begins

Here inside our door

Only the two of us understand

The warmth of our kisses

Only the two of us suffer the torture

of our desires

Let's live the present

whatever life gives us

what the future reserves for us

Look how cool this is.

A great place to shoot up, isn't it.

Looks like that were waiting for us for the report, doesn't it?

Yeah, everyone's here.

- What a barrel of monkeys. - Good morning, how is everyone?

How are you?

Ladies and gentlemen,

this is a report which is of

interest to all the Brazilian people and all earthlings.

We're here in Bananal, recording this testimony

of these fine people, who are worthy of our confidence and respect

to give us more details about the famous saucers.

Could you tell us the altitude and longitude,

Were their physical characteristics those of inter-galactic beings?

Are they not understanding

anything I'm asking?

Do you speak English?

Yes, we have bananas.

I already told you, Santo, that's not how you answer.

Yes, I do.

Uhm, what this Sandoval doesn't learn!

And you, who are you?

I call myself, Mr. Picard.

Pic, for close friends.

I'm an anatomy teacher and researcher.

In my free time I fish.

Your country here is wonderful.

I love these lands.

Is it him? Yeah!

Ls it him? Yeah!

Ls it him? Yeah!

The line of cajolers is growing every day.

Ladies and gentlemen here we end our

report which surpassed our expectations.

Besides documenting the flying saucer mystery

we had the pleasant surprise of discovering what we should be proud of.

Foreigners love this land!

Death to the pale faces!

Even so...

Even though nothing happens

I want your lips open

in a general suggestion

in a general suggestion

Speak, always speak,

Prophets of the Total Era...

while the flowers remain in the vase

the heart of Jesus is on the wall.

While the flowers remain in the vase

the heart of Jesus is on the wall.

In a suggestion...

In a suggestion...

General .

Why, God?

Oh, my son.

Why did you do this?

It isn't necessary to scream at everyone

that it's impossible to resist madness.

You shouldn't.

Because they just don't listen.

Because they just don't listen.

We're not crazy.

I'm going to get out of this.

I'm fed up with everything.

Death is the only freedom, the only inheritance left...

Where they can't see me.

Or hurt me...

or kill me

or take the blood out of my body.

I didn't kill myself, Lu.

I was slaughtered.

Just slaughtered in combat.

Fragility and a poor conscience determined my death

and as for me, I wasn't interested in trying to survive

Only you, that day

I don't even know if it was yesterday, or today, or a year ago

I'd already decided

That day I was terrible...

In the last chapter of "Beto Rockfeller", you know,

a fantastic thing takes place

Lu decided to consult Madam Waledska, can you believe it!

So that woman tells "her" that Beto has another girlfriend.

Get up, you dirty fag!

Come dance with me.

Lula,

please, Lula, please

Stop, Lula.

Stop, please Lula.

Please, Lula, don't do

Honey,

go with Lula to your grandma's house to call for the car.

- Blessing, grandma. - God bless you, my dear.

- What a tragedy. - Take it easy, grandma, calm down.

What a shame...

Oh, my God.

What a shame...

God knows

if you want me or to fool me

Like a medium ('H keep thinking

that you only want me

I really have no right

to doubt you

and to live happily

but I have a feeling

that you are not with me

you were never here

God knows,

one never knows anything

I would die of pity if this love

was no more than to fool me

and I must be mad

to torment myself

without having a reason, But I will fight

Until I rip this ungrateful lie

from my heart

I really have no right

to doubt you

and live happily

but I have a feeling

that you're not with me

you never were here

God knows,

one never knows anything

I'd die of pity if this love fails

I fucked your sister, Duda.

What are you going to do now, hum?

Have you thought about it?

She's fine.

After you go in,

once you're involved

it's just a question of disorder

it's just a question of disorder

and we don't understand anything else

Nothing else

Absolutely nothing

Little by little you die of pain

My heart sobs

I'm a man.

Today we don't have Fernando Pessoa.

Today I heard it said, that the one who has the courage

to assume the structure of the festival

not with the fear that Mr. Chico de Assis requested,

but with courage

whoever has courage

to assume the structure and blow it up

I! was Gilberto Gil! And me

It was no one else,

I! was Gilberto Gil! And me

You don't know what's going on!

You can't understand.

What kind of youth is this? What kind of youth is this?

You'll never tell anyone.

You're just like, you know who?

You're just like, you know who?

Do we have sound in the microphone?

You're just like, you know who?

From the stern to the bow

Oh, my boat is empty

Yes, my heart is empty

From the hole to the how

From the rudder to the sail

Oh my boat is empty

Yes, my hand is empty

From the wrist to the nail

From the ocean to the bay

Oh, the sand is clean

Oh, my mind is clean

From the night to the day

From the stern to the bow

Oh, my boat is empty

Oh, my head is empty

From the nape to the brow

From the east to the west

Oh, the stream is long

Yes, my dream is wrong

From the birth to the death.

From the east to the west

Oh, the stream is long

Yes, my dream is wrong

From the birth to the death.

From the east to the west

Oh, the stream is long

Yes, my dream is wrong

From the birth to the death

From the east to the west

Oh, the stream is long

Yes, my dream is wrong

From the birth to the death.

From the east to the west

Oh, the stream is long

Yes, my dream is wrong

From the birth to the death

From the east to the west

Oh, the stream is long

Yes, my dream is wrong

From the birth to the death.

What's going to happen to me what will become of my life

What does it matter?

I destroyed the body of flesh and blood:

it's another world... another spell

the face hides the Earth.

Wanted Dead or Alive

Wanted Dead or Alive

Wanted Dead or Alive

Wanted Dead or Alive

Wanted Dead or Alive

Wanted Dead or Alive

I lived it up.

THE END