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- We are really going to shake things up around here yet.

- I could help you run lines.

- Yeah, you know what? Let's do it.

- Are you nervous about the kiss?

- Pfft. - I can show you.

- While my prayers' effect I take.

- Richie, we thought we were going to die in there.

- Yeah? Did Buddy hold you real close?

'Cause this is all about you

and this dopey election that you've roped everyone into,

pretending it's all for the greater good.

But it's all about you!

- It looks like we're living through history.

Rydell High has its first female president.

- You need to count the ballots again.

- You won because people are inspired by you.

I'm inspired by you.

- ♪ Earth angel, Earth angel

- I can't stop thinking about kissing you.

- That's actually why I called.

- Oh?

That doesn't sound good.

- I think we should keep what happened between us.

For now. - Oh.

- ♪ Earth angel, Earth angel

- Okay.

It's just that...

I only recently broke things off with Richie,

and it can get... - And you'd rather be with him.

- No.

I don't know. I...

You and I have a lot to sort out.

So much has happened, and...

- And... and we don't have to decide anything now.

- Right.

Thank you.

- And besides,

you are gonna have so much on your plate as president.

Trust me.

- Maybe you can show me the ropes.

I would love your help.

Of course. Yeah.

We make a great team.

- Yeah.

It's getting late.

- Good night.

Madam President.

- ♪ With you - ♪ You

- ♪ You - ♪ You

- Then window, let day in and let life out.

- Farewell, farewell. One kiss, and I'll descend.

- ♪ One more round won't get me down ♪

- Give me my sin again,

while my prayer's effect I take.

- ♪ We're drunk

- Farewell.

And I'll...

- ♪ Set 'em up, another round ♪

- Yeah, I put a lot of cheese in there.

Is that okay? - It's okay. No, it's fine.

- ♪ I ain't drunk

♪ I'm just drinking, that's all ♪

- Good.

I think that's it for today.

Only two more days of this, huh?

- Yeah. That's kinda how it works.

I forget that this is your first time doing a play,

so I'll break it down for you.

It's your whole life.

It completely consumes you.

And then one day, it's time.

The curtain goes up, you pour your heart out,

it goes by far too fast,

and then applause, applause, curtain goes down, and boom.

- Boom?

- It's all over, and we all move on.

See you tomorrow.

Yeah.

- Oh, speak again, bright angel,

for thou art as glorious to this night.

Uh... uh... being...

Okay, tell me.

- Being o'er my head as is a winged messenger of heaven.

- I sure wish this Shakespeare guy wrote in English.

- Everybody makes that joke.

Keep going. - All right.

Um, as is winged messenger of heaven

unto...

- Unto the white-upturned wond'ring eyes of mortals

that fall back to gaze on him.

Jeez, Hazel.

- I know you get stage fright,

but it is bananas that you are doing props

when you have this whole play memorized.

If I asked Mr. Vaughan,

I'm sure he could find something for you.

- Don't.

I'm happy backstage. I promise.

- Mm, okay.

- Hazel, I don't like you out here on the roof.

It's not safe.

- But I used to do it all the time back home.

- The roof here is different.

Good night, Buddy.

- Good night, Mr. Robertson.

- You're spending an awful lot of time

rehearsing for a play you're not in.

- I'm just helping Buddy.

I like helping. That's why I like props.

- What about this for the play?

- Mom, I'm backstage. It doesn't matter what I wear.

- Not everyone needs to be seen all the time.

- Well, it's just hard when you give birth to a star,

and she's always hiding her shine with...

plaids.

- There's nothing wrong with plaid.

I agree. Very sensible.

- I give up with you two.

- Maybe you should just let her be.

- I'm letting her be

the beautiful young woman that she is.

She dresses like a lumberjack, Lawrence.

Oh.

♪ I know a secret about one of you ♪

- It's not me. I am an open book.

- You all have seen my list of enemies.

- Yes, and the crossed out names are very unsettling.

Jane won the election!

- What? - Yes!

- Really?

- I tried to call you last night,

but the line was busy.

We did it. It was close, but we did it.

Thank Balenciaga.

Now we can stop worrying about the election

and focus on the costumes for the play.

- Oh, right! The play!

Cynthia, are you ready for your debut?

- Earth to Cynthia. You okay?

You seem off. - You nervous?

You want to talk about it? - We're good listeners.

- I'm just okay, but I will try.

- Jiminy!

I'm on the rag, okay?

Happy?

- I'll go see if she needs a sanitary napkin.

Or to punch someone.

Lots of uncrossed names on my list.

- I'm surprised he showed up. - Let's go, boys!

- He's been in a state since Halloween.

- Is he okay?

No.

But I'm not getting in the middle of this.

Come on.

Let's go practice our surprise faces for the announcement.

- All right, boys! New basketball day!

Have at it!

Don't worry, ladies.

You get all the boys' old basketballs.

- Joke's on him.

I can make a hat out of this.

- Good morning, boys and girls,

and thank you all

for playing a part in the democratic process.

The results are in.

Congratulations to...

Buddy Aldridge.

Our returning president.

- What the heck, Olivia? I thought you said Jane won.

- She did. I was there.

- Well, it was nice knowing you all.

- What?

- Let's face it.

We started this whole group so Jane could win the election,

and she just lost.

It was beautiful while it lasted.

- Cynthia, what are you talking about?

We're still friends. - Are we?

Or are we just four gals who came together

for a common goal that we failed to achieve?

- The Pink Ladies are still a gang, win or lose.

Nothing's changed.

- You did it, Buddy!

- Sorry. Excuse me.

- And so it begins.

- Buddy actually had the nerve

to ask you to help him out?

- Yes.

And I couldn't exactly say no

because I asked him the same thing.

- When did that happen?

- A while ago, just something I said in good sportsmanship.

- I thought we were going to rule the school together,

the Pink Ladies.

- We still could, just in a different way.

- Look, if all I have now is Buddy's ear,

then that's what I have to work with.

Maybe I can still accomplish the things we set out to do.

I... I have to face it. I lost.

I can't be a sore loser.

- So let me be one for you.

Okay, do whatever you have to do with Buddy.

Well, not whatever.

Not that you would.

And I'll do the rest.

I'm not done being your campaign manager yet.

Mr. Daniels.

- I'm just leaving, Olivia.

If you need to speak with me,

you can do it during school hours tomorrow.

- It's about the newspaper. - Really?

Because if this is just an excuse to...

- It's not.

You've made it very clear that you want beige Barb, not me.

I get the picture, okay?

- Okay.

What is it?

- I have a story I want to investigate,

a story for the paper.

I was there when the PTA counted the votes.

Jane won.

But today, miraculously, Buddy's president?

Something's fishy.

- Look, I'm a student coming to a teacher for help.

That's it.

- Do you have any proof?

- Not yet, but I want to find some.

- Excuse me.

- Oh, sorry.

- Oh, thinks't thou we shall ever meet again?

- I... I doubt not.

And all these woes

shall serve us sweet discourse in our time to come.

Oh, God. I have an ill-divining soul.

- Excuse me! - Whoa.

- Move. - Oh.

- Hazel, you okay?

- Sorry. - For what?

- Um...

- Hey, do you know where I can buy a ticket to the play?

- Yes, I've got them. 50¢.

You coming to see Buddy?

- Uh, not really.

- Adieu!

Adieu.

- Hold!

You were awful.

I've seen more passion from the sales girl at Smith & Lang.

Lydia!

Double up your rehearsal time with her.

- I really think I got it, Mr. B.

- You are incorrect.

Don't go easy on her.

Tears are essential for growth.

Time for my treat...

Costumes!

Mm!

- I still need to put a few finishing touches and...

- Yes, for example,

I think Romeo should wear pants.

Where are all the other costumes?

- I'm working on Juliet's dress right now.

- And the rest of Verona?

Are you aware we open tomorrow night?

How are we to have a dress rehearsal

if no one is dressed?

- Art takes time.

- The curtain waits for no one.

You have exactly...

26 hours to finish your "art."

You all will help her.

Where is "Hazelle?" She's always standing around.

- I'm right here.

- Ah. - I work alone!

- Not anymore.

These actors need costumes.

They can't very well go on stage nude, can they?

Can they?

No. We need costumes.

Please.

Please.

Pants.

- Oh.

This is...

quite the mood to discuss student council policy.

- Yeah, we're talking about dance.

I figure we could use some music.

- ♪ Why do her eyes say, "Quizás, quizás, quizás"? ♪

- Can't blame a guy for trying.

- Oh.

They gave you the president's gavel.

- Yeah. Well, I still had it from last year.

- Right.

- You can hold it. - No.

That's okay.

- ♪ Quizás, quizás, quizás

- ♪ Hello-oh, Mr. President

Ooh, it's dark.

- Susan, I... oh.

- What is she doing here?

- Jane has agreed to help me with a few presidential duties.

What are you doing here?

- Well, considering I just spent the last month

managing your campaign, which you won,

I assumed we'd continue to work together.

So sorry for your loss, by the way.

It must have been brutal getting so close

and still losing.

- Thanks, Susan.

- I'm sure we can all figure out a way to work together.

- No. - Absolutely not.

- You have to choose. - Her or me.

- Come on. We don't have to choose.

Yes!

- I... I choose Jane.

I'm sorry, Susan.

- You have some nerve, Buddy Aldridge.

- ♪ Quizás, quizás, quizás - ♪ Quizás, quizás, quizás

- You have the floor.

- Nancy, what are you doing?

- Working.

- So from a time management perspective,

we need to do 12 costumes in 23 hours.

Maybe if you could simplify your designs

and delegate some sewing...

- I'll delegate when I can clone myself.

You like science. Maybe go get a jump on that.

- Nancy, I'm trying to help you,

and you're being completely unreasonable.

- I don't need your help compromising my vision,

so just do me a favor

and go back to fading into the wallpaper backstage.

- I don't fade into the wallpaper.

- Oh, this isn't you?

Oh, excuse me.

Oh! My apologies.

Sorry for existing.

I'm Hazel.

- Well, this is you.

Out of my way! I'm Nancy!

I have vision, I swear!

Even though I can't make... Oh, oh, a single decision!

I'm Hazel.

I'm just reminding you that I'm here

because I'm so forgettable.

Oh.

- Good luck, Nancy.

Since you're such a genius,

I'm sure you can do this all alone.

- Does that mean we can go too?

- Please!

- How now! Who calls?

- Your mother. - Madam, I am here.

Okay.

- What are we doing?

- Rehearsing.

- Why?

- Because we open tomorrow.

- I know, but what's the point?

It's like you said.

Everyone gets all worked up for weeks, and then...

And then it's 90 minutes of thous and wherefores.

And then after that, it's... it's all a wash.

- That's not exactly what I said.

It may only be 90 minutes, but for those 90 minutes, you...

- Spare me.

Thanks for your help.

I know all the words.

I'll be fine.

Unless...

there's something else you wanted to say.

- You need to enunciate more.

You swallow your consonants.

- ♪ Ain't gonna love nobody till somebody loves me ♪

- Susan! Susan! Over here!

Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ 'Cause the last man I loved made a fool of me ♪

- ♪ I ain't gonna love nobody ♪

- Mom.

- Why the long face?

Is it that time of the month? You look puffy.

- What are you doing here? - PTA meeting.

Now, spill. I can tell something's wrong.

- I won Buddy the whole election,

and he ditched me for Jane Facciano again.

- Oh, bumblebee.

I always tell you you're too eager with the boys.

They don't like it.

They like to feel like they're on the chase.

It's very primal.

Is that baloney?

Mother, I'm hungry.

I haven't eaten all day,

and I have to go to driver's ed.

- You're not hungry, you're upset.

And for no reason.

That girl isn't half as pretty as you.

You'll get him back.

These always add a pep to my step.

And you need to keep up with them if you want to stay trim.

Better take two.

- Oh, perfect.

- Mm.

- Oh, good, two girls.

Who wants to go first?

- Me. - I'll go.

Oh, good.

Two girls who don't like each other.

Keep your hands at 10:00 and 2:00

and your claws retracted.

Antacid, anyone?

- All right,

let's run through the lighting for the kiss again.

Romeo, Juliet, hither.

And I'll still stay to have thee still forget,

forgetting any other home but this.

- Romeo, why do you have your sword?

Are you planning on wooing Juliet or stabbing her?

- Whoops. Sorry. - Yes.

- I can take it. - Oh, hi.

I forgot you were here.

- "Hazelle," clear the stage. Focus, everyone.

Four hours until curtain, and then God help us all.

All right.

- And I'll still stay.

- See that? 213 people signed in to vote.

But if you look here... - Only 181 votes counted.

That's a pretty big margin. - I know.

It can't be a mistake.

- It's not conclusive.

You still need more proof,

but I think you might have cracked this open.

- And you're not going to let the administration

shut down the story?

- Even teachers have to feel alive sometimes.

- That's so sad.

- Hey.

I was thinking... Everyone voted during homeroom.

If we can get the specific attendance records,

then we can be sure votes are missing.

Okay.

- If you can sneak those records to my office tonight,

we can go over them together.

The school will be open for the play.

- Okay.

8 o'clock?

- Perfect.

- What were you and Mr. Daniels discussing?

- A story for "The Rydell Review."

- You're still in newspaper club?

- Kind of.

Miss McGee, you were there.

Jane won.

We both heard.

- I know, dear, but it was an error.

I double checked it myself after the PTA's recount.

- Were you there for the recount?

- Well, no, but...

Olivia, if we can speak frankly...

- I'd love to.

I smell a rat in this election, and I know you do too.

But I guess I'm the only one who cares enough

to do something about it.

Any day now.

And where do I catch the shuttle to the curb?

Sorry.

- You, get in front.

You're jumpy, but at least we'll get home tonight.

Oh, look. We're at my dry cleaners.

I'll be right back.

I just...

Can you...

Come on.

- Is he gonna make us run errands for him all afternoon?

- What, are you worried about missing the play?

Buddy would be so upset

if he didn't see you drooling in the audience.

- Can we not talk about Buddy?

- I honestly don't even know what he sees in you.

You're not even pretty.

- Susan, if you were any shallower, you'd be a puddle!

- Okay, blondie.

You know where the post office is?

- Yes.

Right.

- Susan! Be careful.

- I know what I'm doing!

- Don't be hysterical, girls.

- Shouldn't she check her mirrors

before pulling into traffic? - Just shut it, Jane!

It's my turn now.

♪ Little girl with the perfect smile ♪

♪ Learned to talk, learned to walk every extra mile ♪

♪ Little girl with the perfect painted skin ♪

♪ Learned to just only apologize again ♪

♪ I never got a chance to decide ♪

♪ What I did, who I was, it was idealized ♪

♪ If I ever crossed a dotted line ♪

♪ It was shame, it was tamed, and it was criticized ♪

♪ I want to be big, I want to be bold ♪

♪ But I'm doing as I'm told

♪ I want to be seen, I want to be loud ♪

♪ But they'll never hear a sound ♪

♪ How can I recognize when it's my time ♪

♪ When I was never allowed to try? ♪

♪ That's why girls, girls can't drive ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh

♪ Girls can't drive

♪ Since I've been so powerless ♪

♪ I backseat-drive, manipulative ♪

♪ Survival is a learned lesson ♪

♪ So I do what it takes to, what it takes to win ♪

♪ I want to be big, I want to be bold ♪

♪ But I'm doing as I'm told

♪ I want to be seen, I want to be loud ♪

♪ But they'll never hear a sound ♪

♪ How can I recognize when it's my time ♪

♪ When I was never allowed to try? ♪

♪ That's why girls, girls can't drive ♪

♪ For so long

♪ I've kept what

♪ What I want deep in

♪ So if I

♪ Said it out loud

♪ I wouldn't believe it

♪ I'm going to be big

♪ I'm going to be bold

♪ I won't do as I am told

♪ I'm going to be seen, I'm going to be loud ♪

♪ Until they hear every sound

♪ How can I recognize when it's my time ♪

♪ When I was never allowed to try? ♪

♪ That's why girls, girls can't drive ♪

♪ Girls can't drive

♪ Girls, girls can't drive

♪ Girls can't drive

♪ Girls, girls can't drive

Susan! Susan, slow down!

- What in the Sam Hill's going on?

- Stop yelling at me! - Susan, please!

Pull over!

Brake, brake!

Everyone okay?

Stay here.

I'll be back with a tow truck.

- Whew. There we go.

Yep?

- May I have a word?

- Okay, but just one.

I... - Oh!

That's your one.

- There have been some questions

about the vote count of the election.

I saw with my own eyes that Jane Facciano won.

- Maybe you should get some new spectacles.

- My prescription is up to date, thank you very much.

- She did, but I gave it to Buddy.

He needs it more. For college.

- What about Jane? She earned it.

And she wants to go to college.

Girls just go to college to get their MRS degree.

Buddy could really be someone in this world.

- I went to college.

- Really? Hmm.

I didn't.

Look, being a principal is all about making tough decisions.

You'll find that out when I, uh,

name you as my replacement.

- What?

- I'm running for superintendent.

Shh, secret.

And if I win and you play your cards right,

well, um, all this could be yours.

Except that.

I'm taking that with me.

So hands off.

All right.

Perfection.

- I am hurt. A plague o' both your houses!

Hazel.

- I'm sorry.

For that and for before.

You were r...

R-right.

And I need...

Help.

Unless you have something else to do.

- I do.

- Hmm.

- Okay, I'm done. Let's go.

- Oh.

- Okay.

- I know, I know.

It's hopeless.

Wait, Nancy, what are you talking about?

These are incredible!

- Those aren't costumes.

They're just muslin prototypes.

It's cheap fabric you use to design patterns.

These have been done for weeks.

- These could be the costumes.

- But everyone would look the same.

- Except Romeo and Juliet.

- 'Cause they're in love.

Allegedly.

Seems like a pretty superficial relationship to me, but...

conceptually, this works.

- It more than works.

It's art that you made.

Yeah.

But the vision is bold, and that's you.

- Here you go.

- Thanks.

I'll bet you're going to tell the whole school

how I went crazy and drove us off a cliff, right?

- I wasn't planning on it. - Of course.

You're too good of a person.

I wasn't being facetious. You actually are a good person.

That's why, no matter how hard I try,

Buddy is never going to choose me over you.

Not as a girlfriend.

Not even for student council.

- He may have chosen me,

but I'm still just number two.

I don't really have any power. - Honestly...

for someone so smart, you're pretty stupid.

- People at Rydell are gaga over the Pink Ladies.

They actually care about what you have to say,

and they listen when you say it.

That's power, stupid.

- Wow.

That was... actually insightful.

- And I'm...

Sorry for almost killing us earlier.

But you're not a good driver, either.

- I know.

I-it bothers me so much

'cause it's such a stereotype, you know?

Yeah.

Gas station's closed.

We have to walk back. - What?

That's gotta be three miles.

- Better get used to it because you both flunked.

- Flunked?

Flunked?

You... you don't understand.

I've never flunked anything in my life.

Can we talk about this?

My parents are not gonna be happy to hear that.

- Wait for me!

- What are you still doing here?

I can finish up.

- I'm just killing time before the play.

- Oh, well, in that case.

- Oh, hi, Miss McGee.

Barbara, Leonard Daniels' fiancée.

We met at the game. Hi, again.

- Hello, dear. - Don't mind me.

I just picked up our wedding invitations.

Couldn't wait to give them out.

Oh.

- I'm sure it's going to be a beautiful affair.

- I'm just going to pop in on Leonard.

That man works himself to the bone.

Ah, what are you doing?

Barbara.

What a surprise. - It's so nice to see you.

Everything's so nice!

- Olivia, I know you're disappointed.

It must feel very unfair to see Jane place as the runner-up,

but I hope this can serve as a reminder to us both

that there are some situations

where a woman doesn't have to settle for second place.

Thanks, Miss McGee.

I'll get on these.

- ♪ Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi ♪

Oh! - ♪ Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi

- Ooh, my stomach hurts.

I'm ready for this all to be over.

- Amen.

- Leads shouldn't complain. It's tacky.

- ♪ Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi

If you put any more of that on,

you're going to look like a thumb onstage.

Let me help you.

- I'm good. - Here, it's fine.

I got it!

Okay, back to business.

- Leave me alone!

I just need a minute to prepare.

- Your hair is brown.

- Not this again.

- Your hair is brown.

- I gotta to get dressed.

- Your hair is brown.

My hair is brown.

- Your hair is brown.

- My hair is brown.

- You're scared.

- I'm scared.

- You're scared.

- I'm scared.

- You're scared.

- I'm scared.

- I'm scared.

- Your hair is brown.

- My hair is brown.

- These costumes are really something.

- Mm-hmm. - I thought you were on props.

- I'm learning to step out of my comfort zone.

Hey, you okay?

- Uh... - Where is Cynthia?

Has anyone seen her?

If she's gonna be a diva and hold up the curtain,

I will be impressed.

- I'm sure she's still in the dressing room.

- Costumes assistance, please.

- Break a leg.

- Places, everyone! Places!

- Where else could she be?

- Nancy?

- Okay. Something's very wrong.

I have to find Cynthia.

- But first...

strip.

- What?

- Strip. Hurry up.

- Nancy, you can't mean...

- Are we really going to do this?

Come on, Hazel. You know all the lines.

You're basically the same dress size.

You should have been Juliet the whole time.

This is the only way to save the show,

et cetera, et cetera.

- Well, I suppose it does make the most logical sense

for me to step in.

- So glad we got there.

Strip. - Okay.

- Come on, come on, come on! - Okay!

- Faster, faster, faster. - Okay, okay!

Olivia.

- I'm so glad I found you.

I just had the craziest day.

- It looks like it. What happened?

- Susan, of all people, just made me realize

that I don't want to play second fiddle to Buddy.

- Susan. Interesting.

- Forget the source.

The point is that the Pink Ladies

have power at the school.

- More than you think. Look at this.

The vote counts, they don't match up.

I don't think I have enough evidence

to prove anything, but...

- Maybe it doesn't matter.

I don't have to be president for us to make a difference.

I-I don't want to do any of it without the Pink Ladies.

- That's good to hear.

- Also...

I have something else to tell you.

I kissed Buddy.

And it was after I broke things off with Richie,

who I know you didn't want me to date anyways,

but it's probably still weird because he's your brother

and I don't know how to feel about any of it

and I'm sorry I didn't tell you.

You probably think I'm such an idiot.

It's okay.

Those things are complicated.

I was about to go

meet with Mr. Daniels.

In his office.

- Oh.

That sounds complicated too.

- Yeah, it is.

But I've decided that I'm not going to.

I'm not going to be second place either.

Nancy.

What's wrong? - We have to go.

It's Cynthia.

- Cynthia.

- Where is this girl?

What Juliet?

What Juliet?

♪ Is this really happening?

♪ And not inside a dream?

♪ The opposite of fantasy

♪ It's real, I'm here, I'm me

♪ I'm shaking off shadows, a key on a kite ♪

♪ I'm finding my light

♪ The safety of invisible

♪ Had its arms 'round me

♪ Shining bright is difficult

♪ It's scary when you're seen

♪ I'm shaking off shadows, a key on a kite ♪

♪ I'm finding my light

♪ Sure, I still might be afraid ♪

♪ But at least I'm standing here ♪

♪ Until it's muscle memory

♪ I will lean into the dare

♪ I'll lean into the dare

♪ This is really happening

♪ If consequences come

♪ At least I felt this side of me ♪

♪ I've lived, I've lived because ♪

♪ I'm shaking off shadows, a key on a kite ♪

♪ I'm finding my, I'm finding my ♪

♪ I'm finding my

♪ I'm finding my light

♪ I'm finding my, I'm finding my ♪

♪ I'm finding my

♪ Light

- Nope!

- We're worried about you.

What happened?

- I don't want to talk about it.

I'm serious! I-I really don't want to talk about it.

- So let's not talk about it.

- I would love to not talk about it.

- I can't wait to not talk about it.

All we ever do is talk about elections

and plans and schemes.

I'm exhausted.

Me too.

- So what are we gonna do instead?

- Can we just watch TV?

- Yes! - Television!

I love television.

- For never was a story of more woe than this,

of Juliet and her Romeo.

No more plaid for Hazel.

- "Hazelle," you were the show.

- Thank you, Mr. Vaughan.

Also, it's pronounced...

- Alison, hi!

God, you were amazing.

- I told you you'd would be great.

- Thanks.

Bucky Beaver, space guard!

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Jane!

Good one, good one!