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I'm good
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Everybody know my name,
got money, got fame
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Trying to get paid, I'm good
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I'm good
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...something good...
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That's what's up.
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What else is going on?
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How's Davionte doing?
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Oh, you know...
Gata's still Gata.
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Did I see your wife
at the fundraiser last Saturday?
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-Um...
-What y'all got going on here?
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-Hey.
-Hey, baby. You remember Mr. Santos?
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Aw, man, it's been so long, he
probably don't remember me, huh?
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- He's Kev-Kev's uncle.
- Oh, my bad. How you doing?
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I'm good, I'm good.
On that notary grind today.
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-Happy to help Moms out.
-It look like the Feds about to crack it
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Like you're about to put a wire
on my mom or something.
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We good, or what?
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Nah, nah. We're adding your
sister's name to the mortgage.
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-Nothing serious like that.
-Why you doin' that?
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This is no big deal... just
in case something happens to me.
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This way, all of us,
legally, will be good, that's all.
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You know I'm older than her, right?
Why you putting her name on it?
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Well...
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when it comes to things like the house,
we just want to make sure that...
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You think I'm unstable,
crazy or something?
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No, baby, I didn't say that.
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But there's a certain level
of-of-of financial stability...
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You ain't got no job, bro.
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A job? I don't need a job.
I'm trying to get a career.
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I'm pursuing a career,
my actual dream.
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Just 'cause you a little office
manager, that don't mean shit.
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Matter of fact, I ain't
gonna be here anyway, man.
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Now, why do you have to take
everything so personally?
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Man, I personally don't give
a fuck how y'all feel about me.
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Y'all discussing
family business without me.
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LD album drops today.
I'm-a blow the fuck up, man.
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-Fuck what y'all talkin' about.
-Davionte!
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Davionte!
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I've been waiting
on this moment my whole life.
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Davionte!
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DAVE
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I don't know how much longer
I can be up here.
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I should have been the "I."
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Chuck, you okay?
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No, I'm not okay.
This is horrible.
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I'm so wind-burnt.
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The sun is eviscerating me
'cause of the Accutane.
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We really should have put
your name on the billboard.
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Why? You have me.
You don't need my fuckin' name.
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Chuck, it says
Penith, no one knows...
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It looks like a new Apple product,
like a new release of something.
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Is anybody
paying attention at all?
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-No. Not even a little bit but...
-No. No.
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So, like, so generate buzz.
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Chuck, you're so high up.
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Y'all giving out
those Obama phones?
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-What?
-The free phones.
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Oh. No, we're not, but we did...
we did vote for him.
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Okay, thank you.
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Did she like it? What'd she say?
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-She liked it. She loves the ad.
-She loved it.
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Fuck yeah!
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Penith! Out now!
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StreamPenith!
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It sounds like you're saying,
"Scream penis." Don't say that.
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Hey, Chuck, you got to start
doing something, like rap.
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You got to get
everyone's attention.
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Yeah, rap a little bit, Dave.
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I gotta flex, I'm the best,
now I'm being direct
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I'm unimpressed
by these rappers that I see
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In the press,
I'm kinda vexed by the trash
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Like I'm cleaning a mess,
they as real
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When they rap
as a Chia's a pet
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Their new stocks plummet,nmen's leg
hair, they don't...
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- Hey.
- What?
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Ariana Grande just dropped
a surprise album.
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How was it?
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-Good.
- Did you guys just feel a raindrop?
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Chuck, I can't believe
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it's actually hailing in L.A.
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Looks like you brought on
the bubonic plague.
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Mom: WHERE ARE YOU?
GATA, PLEASE RESPOND
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Gata, right?
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- What's up, bro?
- Hey.
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You know, just fuckin' chillin'
really at the end of the day.
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-You got the money, or what, bro?
-Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Uh, I fuckin'
lovePenith, dude.
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Hey, is it true that LD wrote
the outro with pink eye?
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Bro, you know
this is only $250, right?
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I told you $300.
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Oh, really? No, no, no,
it's all there, man.
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You short, bro. This $250.
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-Oh, okay, okay. Okay, uh...
-I said $300.
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Actually, if you got another,
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I mean,
I'll give you another $250
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if I could get one for my girl.
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All right, dawg. You gotta follow me
on IG for this shit.
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Oh, dude, on God,
on God I will.
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Dude, I mean, maybe,
like, follow back, maybe?
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Ha-ha! Get that...
that LD follow.
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Wait, wait, wait,
this says "friends and family."
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Is that VIP?
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Man, this shit better
than VIP, bro.
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Come on, stop trippin'.
You in the section.
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You family now, dawg.
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Oh-ho! Fuck yeah, dude!
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I just got fuckin' GOATed!
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Hey, man, like, but, like,
when I get there, do I just...
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Man, you're asking
way too many questions.
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I ain't even
been there yet, bro.
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-Just use your common sense.
-Oh.
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Gander up, show the wristband.
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You band up, you're good.
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Bet, bet, bet, bet.
I'll PIBE, man.
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Hey, I love this car, though.
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I had the same one
when I was in, uh, high school.
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Uh, unexpectedly lit
sound system, right?
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Especially for the time.
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Okay, okay, yeah, I'll see you
at the album release party!
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Fam! Gata, bye.
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That's enough. Stop.
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I waited my whole career to see
what Pitchfork would give me.
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Yeah, it's bad, it...
But...
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No, I wish it was bad.
It's literally nothing.
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They didn't review it.
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I'm not even, like, a legitimate artist
to, like, the media.
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We have no placement.
Apple Music, Spotify...
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It's not on any...
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It's bullshit. I know. That's why we're
here to talk to him about it.
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It's, like, I literally
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have been working my entire life
to make a debut album.
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I feel as though
I've made a classic one,
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and no one even knows about it.
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LD,you know.
Why you trippin', bro?
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Come on, you got to know
you're the GOAT
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before you actually
become the GOAT, dawg.
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Well, it doesn't matter
if no one fucking is listening.
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- Well, they... No, they will.
- Hello, hello, hello.
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Hey, sorry we're
a little bit late.
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Have we met? I'm Ryan.
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I'm with Urban
Marketing Division here.
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Ryan, uh, where's Tessa?
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She couldn't make it.
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But we talked.
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-I'm fully caught up to speed.
-I don't understand.
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It's-it's my album release week.
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And on that note...
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Do you have any idea
how hard it is to get
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a number one
on your first album?
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Number one?
What do you mean?
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Did the Billboard charts
come out?
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Number one comedy album
in the country.
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Fuck you, Anthony Jeselnik!
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Comedy? I don't even...
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That... What am I on the actual
Billboard top 100 chart?
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Ninety-one.
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Top 100 debut.
You did that!
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- Ninety-one.
- Top 100 in the world, LD ?
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You charting like that, bro?
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-That's nuts.
-Country.
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Still nuts. Hundo P.
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Okay, you should all
be ashamed of yourselves.
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I don't...
I have no idea why people
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are, like, celebrating
such mediocrity.
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Okay, it was-it was
a little more crowded weekend
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than anybody
could have imagined, but...
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we're just
getting started, okay?
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You know, there's a lot
of traction around Delaware.
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So I want to understand
exactly what's going on there.
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Delaware. We're pumping out
Delaware stats now?
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- It's huge over there.
- I don't care about Delaware.
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All I'm hearing is
a bunch of nonsense.
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I'm not seeing anything, Ryan.
You've done nothing
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as far as marketing
or promotion at all.
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Like, what are you talk...
I'm, like, I'm on my billboards
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getting, like, wind-raped.
What are you doing?
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Don't forget about your
album release party tonight.
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-Yeah.
-That could generate a lot of buzz.
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And we are gonna be all
over that, you can believe me.
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A lot of buzz? Ryan,
are you a computer or a guy?
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I-I... What are you saying?
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Do you know what
an album release party even is?
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There's no buzz.
There's no journalists typing about it.
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It's, like, people, like, going
to a bar and, like, having drinks
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while, like, music plays.
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Well... it might be a good idea
for you, Dave,
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to invite some
of your celebrity friends.
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Maybe they could come,
they could post about it.
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- Right?
- That sounds like a plan.
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Yeah, I'll just reach out
to my most valued contacts
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and be like, "Hey, everybody,
could you do the biggest favor
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"I'll ever ask of you
and come see me
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at my worst and low point?"
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I'm humiliated right now.
I'm not being seen.
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Fuck that.
No album release party.
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-We are canceling that...
-How you gonna cancel that, bro?
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Come on, man, you've
been prepping for this album
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for your whole life.
Be grateful, be thankful, bro.
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-You got something to celebrate, bro.
-Gata, stop!
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Please? I'm not going
to the fucking party.
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- No way. Stop. Cancel it.
- Okay.
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Unlike our friend Gata here,
who is a prodigy
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at finding success in failure,
all I'm seeing out of you
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is failure that
you've labeled as success.
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I can assure you that
we are going to do everything
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in our power to make sure
that you guys are happy...
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But we're not happy.
And on top of that,
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I hope to God you have
some trick up your sleeve
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for our VMA performance,
'cause that's a big deal to us.
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Yeah. The VMAs are
the Super Bowl ofPenith.
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Maybe it's a visual album,
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and that's why this isn't, like,
really registering with people,
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but, like, this is everything,
this performance.
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Guys, listen, we're very excited
about the VMAs, too.
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But, as you know,
the industry is still reacting
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to the ripple effects of Ariana.
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And we-we just found out
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that she wants to perform
at the VMAs now, too.
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So, unfortunately,
four minutes of the show
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need to be taken from elsewhere
in order to make room for her set.
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What does that
have to do with us?
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They're gonna cut down
your act...
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Cut my act down? Cut my...
By how-by how much time?
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-I've been rehearsing for fuckin' weeks.
-We don't know the exact number.
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We got that on an email chain. We'll
find that out as soon as we can.
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Consult the chain and say,
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"How long's his act, 'cause he's got to
perform it at the end of the week."
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Yeah, it's just a little late,
uh, tonight.
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Okay.
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I want everybody
in this room to know
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that I feel
very alone right now.
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Dave...
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Gata, let's go.
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I joke a lot, I know
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The voice inside of me
is 12 years old
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Yeah, I need guidance,
I just turned 30
238
00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,000
And I'm still freestyling
239
00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:05,320
So this is
how YOLO beats doubt
240
00:10:05,399 --> 00:10:07,279
And hope breeds vows
241
00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:10,039
I won't be proud
till I'm crowned
242
00:10:10,759 --> 00:10:11,960
You holding me down
243
00:10:12,039 --> 00:10:13,600
Or are you holding me down?
244
00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:17,320
Will I break out
or will I break down?
245
00:10:18,759 --> 00:10:20,600
I'm calling my shot, aw
246
00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:22,240
This is my plot, aw
247
00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:23,759
Just let me be not wrong
248
00:10:24,279 --> 00:10:25,919
Everything is
right in front of me
249
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,600
So I don't see
what's right in front of me
250
00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:30,039
I'm only seeing
what it's gonna be
251
00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:24,480
Bring the sheep to the man
252
00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,039
I do everything I can
253
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,679
-Got a million on the Gram
-Hey
254
00:11:27,759 --> 00:11:28,960
Follow me
or you'll be damned
255
00:11:29,039 --> 00:11:30,399
North-side, East-side,
Jesus Christ
256
00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,320
Way, way, way, way,
way up in this bitch
257
00:11:32,399 --> 00:11:33,840
Count the days,
it's almost here
258
00:11:33,919 --> 00:11:36,200
-Talking cray, but you convinced
-Wait
259
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:38,200
Heaven-sent, I am nothing
like the present men
260
00:11:38,279 --> 00:11:39,639
Wasn't fuckin'
with the president
261
00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,759
This world got way too
sensitive, it's so evident
262
00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:43,639
We let the devil in,
I'm not a reverend
263
00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,279
I'm irreverent,
but still I'm colder
264
00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:46,879
Than The Revenant,
I'll put the effort in
265
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,399
To be a better man,
let him in
266
00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,159
Hey, I been walking
around the town
267
00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:51,559
Talking what I'm 'bout,
walking all around
268
00:11:51,639 --> 00:11:53,159
Drawing all the crowds,
garnering the clout
269
00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,679
Callin' all 'em out,
following devout
270
00:11:54,759 --> 00:11:56,320
Volleying the doubt,
swallowing it down
271
00:11:56,399 --> 00:11:58,039
Hollering it loud,
they know not what they do
272
00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:00,320
They trying to box in
the Jew?
273
00:12:00,399 --> 00:12:01,639
PG with the crack,
had to come back
274
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,240
Got a lil' bread, took that,
made a lot more bread
275
00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:04,759
Now the gang getting fed,
bring a lunch bag
276
00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,279
All of my plans
started popping in advance
277
00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:07,559
All the seeds turned
to plants, full circle
278
00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:08,919
Like a hubcap,
you can hear the chants
279
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,159
Everybody had a chance,
everybody trying to dance
280
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,000
When I pull up with the jams,
everybody going ham young man
281
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:13,279
Got a plan,
they don't even understand
282
00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,519
Stand, stand, stand,
stand, stand...
283
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,120
I don't eat fruit
284
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,919
Or vegetables
285
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,080
I eat the pussy
286
00:12:33,159 --> 00:12:36,279
And other stuff
287
00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:37,799
-Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
-I don't eat fruit
288
00:12:37,879 --> 00:12:38,799
-No
-Or vegetables
289
00:12:38,879 --> 00:12:40,360
-No fruits or vegetables
-No, no
290
00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:41,559
Or vegetables
291
00:12:41,639 --> 00:12:43,399
-No fruits or vegetables
-No, no
292
00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:46,039
Who the fuck are you to tell
me what I can or can't do?
293
00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:49,080
I would eat your mama's pussy,
but I won't eat no fruit
294
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:51,559
No fruits or vegetables,
no fruits or vegetables
295
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,799
I am a professional
at soaking grown-up genitals
296
00:12:54,879 --> 00:12:56,559
Women look at me
and know for sure
297
00:12:56,639 --> 00:12:59,200
They heterosexual,
they book me at the festivals
298
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,720
The crowd's been going
testicles
299
00:13:08,799 --> 00:13:10,799
That's a joke,
that's a joke!
300
00:13:11,639 --> 00:13:13,919
-Hello
-Ha, ha, ha, they getting roast
301
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,960
Ha, ha, ha, that's a joke
302
00:13:16,039 --> 00:13:17,480
That's a joke, ha, ha
303
00:13:17,559 --> 00:13:18,919
Ha, ha, ha, ha
304
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,320
What a joke
305
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,919
Ladies and gentlemen,
306
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:46,159
I'd like to introduce you
to a very special friend,
307
00:13:46,799 --> 00:13:49,120
the urologist Dr. Mecklebaum,
308
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,840
who will go through my body
to show you my disorder.
309
00:13:53,519 --> 00:13:55,399
I've had surgery as a baby.
310
00:13:56,159 --> 00:13:57,480
But I am not alone.
311
00:13:57,559 --> 00:14:00,440
Everyone you see on stage
has hypospadias!
312
00:14:01,159 --> 00:14:02,399
This...
313
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,399
is the Penith!
314
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:06,679
No, no,
I'll never stop rapping
315
00:14:06,759 --> 00:14:08,360
Everything I say I want
happens
316
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:10,039
I'm-a get it, 'cause you know
I gotta have it
317
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,759
I don't need to run it up,
I'll quarterback it
318
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,120
I'm a corner pocket type
of muthafucka with the 8-ball
319
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,759
Going in the muthafuckin'
hole, dawg
320
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,360
Like it's game time,
got this Lil Dicky
321
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,519
Getting scrutinized,
I'm a big dog, woof!
322
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,919
Bark at a critic,
I got real heart
323
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,519
Just admit it,
I can't be stopped
324
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,039
Who you kidding, I know
you thought I was different
325
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,200
I know
326
00:14:26,519 --> 00:14:27,679
I be like,
no more overthinking
327
00:14:27,759 --> 00:14:29,360
I can't even hold on,
'cause I'm sinking
328
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,120
I can't even...
329
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,440
Okay, at this point,
330
00:14:35,519 --> 00:14:37,399
you would simulate
some sort of surgery
331
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:38,799
or operation or something.
332
00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:40,039
We should talk
about what you need,
333
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,240
from a tool perspective,
334
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,840
to, like, actually
sell this whole thing.
335
00:14:42,919 --> 00:14:44,120
Well, I mean,
normally I'd just...
336
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,320
I'd just use a scalpel.
337
00:14:45,399 --> 00:14:48,440
Mm. So kind of unimpressive,
visually.
338
00:14:48,879 --> 00:14:50,120
Do you have anything bigger?
You got to realize
339
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,600
you're kind of at the juncture
of medicine and stagecraft.
340
00:14:52,679 --> 00:14:54,759
-Oh. Okay.
-So it's... Do you have a bone saw?
341
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,360
Or... Different rules apply.
How long was this?
342
00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,039
- Still too long.
- Way too long.
343
00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,559
You guys making changes? I gotta
know if you're gonna do that.
344
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,080
- There are gonna be some changes.
- No.
345
00:15:03,159 --> 00:15:04,399
I will email you all of them.
Yes, there will be, Dave.
346
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,240
- I don't think we're making changes.
- We have to. I'll let you know, Taz.
347
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:09,000
-I don't think there's... Why?
-There will be. Because.
348
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,679
What do you mean?
'Cause it's so far over.
349
00:15:10,759 --> 00:15:12,360
It's the best thing ever.
I'm not changing it.
350
00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:13,799
That's not gonna matter to them.
They're gonna
351
00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:15,799
pull you off stage. I mean,
they're gonna kill the show.
352
00:15:15,879 --> 00:15:17,080
-Big-time, okay?
-Whew! Look...
353
00:15:17,159 --> 00:15:19,000
-I don't think I can cut...
-Bro, what if they pull him off stage?
354
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:21,440
Like, crazy, like, by the neck,
like, choke him out, and, like,
355
00:15:21,519 --> 00:15:23,600
the whole thing, like,
some security guard shit, dawg.
356
00:15:23,679 --> 00:15:26,159
-Just yank him off while he's...
-What if they can't?
357
00:15:27,039 --> 00:15:28,519
What if they can't? What do
you mean, what if they can't?
358
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,840
What if they
can't pull me off stage
359
00:15:29,919 --> 00:15:32,000
because I'm actually
getting a surgery?
360
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,639
You know?
361
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:36,240
Like, we do it for real.
362
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,279
Like, what's MTV gonna do?
They're not gonna pull a guy off stage
363
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,440
if he's getting
his fuckin' dick sliced open,
364
00:15:41,519 --> 00:15:43,279
if he's under the knife,
there's no way. They're not...
365
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,080
- It's, like, liabil... it's, like...
- I mean...
366
00:15:45,919 --> 00:15:48,399
Mal... function. It's, like,
you know, they can't.
367
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,360
I know you're gonna give me 500
reasons why this is not feasible...
368
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:53,399
This is the greatest
fuckin' idea you've ever had.
369
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,840
-You like it? It is.
-This is genius.
370
00:15:54,919 --> 00:15:56,600
-It's a genius idea.
-This'll make so many headlines.
371
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,799
Every publication in the world
would cover something like that.
372
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:00,919
I'm sorry,
just so we're on the same page.
373
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,080
What surgery
are we discussing here?
374
00:16:03,159 --> 00:16:04,320
My second pee-hole.
Let's clog it up,
375
00:16:04,399 --> 00:16:06,200
so I'm no longer pissing
on myself every day.
376
00:16:06,279 --> 00:16:08,080
Sterility,
you want to sterilize...
377
00:16:08,159 --> 00:16:10,720
Sterilize it, add sterile,
add sterility.
378
00:16:10,799 --> 00:16:12,240
What do you mean? It's so easy.
379
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:15,120
-Isn't it a noninvasive procedure?
-Yeah. I mean, relatively speaking...
380
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,320
It's a simple skin graft.
381
00:16:16,399 --> 00:16:17,679
-We just have to...
-Skin graft!
382
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,320
- Perfect.
- Do I even need to go under?
383
00:16:19,399 --> 00:16:21,440
Theoretically, no, no.
You'd...
384
00:16:21,519 --> 00:16:23,440
So I'm conscious. I could rap.
I could probably rap.
385
00:16:23,519 --> 00:16:25,000
100%.
Doc, you have to do this.
386
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,639
You get some guy
over there to, like,
387
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,080
apply anesthesia or whatever.
388
00:16:28,159 --> 00:16:30,080
No, no. That's-that's John.
John's a dancer.
389
00:16:30,519 --> 00:16:32,440
-Rub cream. It's...
-No, he can't.
390
00:16:32,519 --> 00:16:34,960
-We got to get real nurses.
-Well, I'd like it to be somewhat numb.
391
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,360
Man, this is way sicker than
an album release party, right?
392
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,519
-Fuck yeah! Hell yeah!
-Hell yeah, man!
393
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,039
Man, I always got
this saying, man:
394
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,279
You can't be a priest
with no arms,
395
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,200
but you can
get some pussy, though.
396
00:16:44,279 --> 00:16:45,360
Dude, that's true, dude.
397
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:47,080
Are you-are you not
performing with him, though?
398
00:16:47,159 --> 00:16:49,120
Because I've seen you on stage
every time I've seen him.
399
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,559
Yeah, but this ain't
no festival, bro.
400
00:16:50,639 --> 00:16:52,159
This is big-tier, top shit,
man, this some
401
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,559
awards show shit...
they got to be, like,
402
00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:55,440
artistically symmetrical and shit.
403
00:16:55,799 --> 00:16:57,120
But y'all want
to go meet him, though?
404
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,360
-Yeah!
-Yeah, dude!
405
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,039
Look, obviously,
we got a lot to figure out.
406
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,879
You make a list
of exactly what you need
407
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,759
to pull something
like this off in time.
408
00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:07,200
Dave, you think you could take a picture
with my friends real quick, bro?
409
00:17:07,599 --> 00:17:09,480
Who-who... who are these people?
410
00:17:09,559 --> 00:17:10,440
They're the homeys.
411
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,400
Gata, in what world
is this the type of thing
412
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:13,680
you'd bring friends to?
413
00:17:13,759 --> 00:17:16,319
Anybody who does not need
to be here, leave. Bye.
414
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,880
Sorry.
415
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,400
Insurance...
where are we at with that?
416
00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:21,160
Because if they cover this...
417
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,240
-Get me that list.
-Okay.
418
00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:24,319
-Give me a couple seconds to...
-Process it.
419
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,440
I understand. Take your time.
Make that list.
420
00:17:27,519 --> 00:17:29,440
Look, I think he's gonna do it,
'cause we have the history.
421
00:17:29,519 --> 00:17:32,039
If he doesn't, so many doctors
would do it... it's L.A.
422
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:33,920
-He's very replaceable.
-Exactly. I-I need something
423
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,720
to really fuckin' explode here,
because this is my last chance
424
00:17:36,799 --> 00:17:38,920
to prove that
I am who I thought I was.
425
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,240
You have 30 chances
to prove this on tour.
426
00:17:41,319 --> 00:17:42,680
-I don't understand.
-I won't have 30 chances.
427
00:17:42,759 --> 00:17:44,480
Because my tour's already
being cut down and downsized,
428
00:17:44,559 --> 00:17:46,440
and it went from, like, what I
thought was, like, arenas to...
429
00:17:46,519 --> 00:17:49,079
playing, like, local
fuckin' 300-cap-room bars
430
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:52,079
and the Mass Insemination tour
doesn't even have mass anymore.
431
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,599
We'll see
how the ticket sales go
432
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,920
after we put on
the greatest musical performance
433
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,640
in history this week, huh?
434
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,599
This is the type of fuckin'
innovative leadership
435
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,000
I've been waiting for, baby!
436
00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:02,240
What the fuck, Gata?
He cancels the party
437
00:18:02,319 --> 00:18:03,720
then he kicks us out of this?
I thought you were his boy.
438
00:18:03,799 --> 00:18:06,039
-I want my money back.
-Have fun in your shitty fuckin' car.
439
00:18:11,759 --> 00:18:13,640
You just need to choose
the material of the graft.
440
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,119
Is it gonna be your skin
or a cadaver?
441
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,359
I don't want to use either.
Corpse's dick?
442
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,079
Yes. Don't think about it like
it's a corpse. I mean...
443
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,480
- Hey, Lil Dicky!
- Fuck you, man!
444
00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:22,319
I paid $300 to go to your
album release party.
445
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,680
That fuckin' hype man Gata
gives me this fuckin' shit?!
446
00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:27,559
Wait, Gata...
The album release party
447
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,039
was not even open to the
public. What did Gata do?
448
00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:33,400
He sold me this fuckin' wristband
to go to your album release party, bro.
449
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,440
I don't know why that happened,
but I am sorry that it did, okay?
450
00:18:36,519 --> 00:18:38,359
I will do anything
to make it up to you, okay?
451
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:39,480
-Okay. All right.
-I'm so sorry that
452
00:18:39,559 --> 00:18:40,759
-you've been inconvenienced.
-Chill. No, chill.
453
00:18:40,839 --> 00:18:43,000
-Okay. I'm sorry.
-Tell my ex that...
454
00:18:43,079 --> 00:18:45,000
- She made a big mistake leaving me.
- No, no, no.
455
00:18:45,079 --> 00:18:46,680
-You're not gonna take a video.
-I got it.
456
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,519
-It's okay. It's okay.
-I'm rolling.
457
00:18:48,599 --> 00:18:49,559
All right. Hi.
458
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:52,119
You shouldn't have left him
for so many reasons.
459
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:53,759
Uh, he seems to be...
460
00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:55,960
intelligent
461
00:18:56,039 --> 00:18:58,359
and... strong backbone...
462
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,759
That's right.
Fuck you, chip-toothed bitch!
463
00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:03,400
LD thinks you're
a fuckin' pygmy slut! Boom!
464
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:06,799
That is so good.
465
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,519
Sick, dude.
Hey, we should...
466
00:19:08,599 --> 00:19:09,680
uh, we should smoke...
I feel like
467
00:19:09,759 --> 00:19:11,839
you and I are, like,
the same personality.
468
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,440
I'm just getting a call...
469
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:14,960
Hi, Mrs. Ganter.
470
00:19:15,039 --> 00:19:16,720
No. I've been in rehearsal.
471
00:19:16,799 --> 00:19:19,160
I'm sorry,
it's crazy with the VMA thing.
472
00:19:20,799 --> 00:19:21,960
He...
473
00:19:22,039 --> 00:19:23,400
Really?
474
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:24,960
No, he left a while...
475
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,400
Okay. Wow. All right.
476
00:19:28,839 --> 00:19:30,279
I'll talk to him. I'll...
Yeah. I hear you.
477
00:19:30,359 --> 00:19:32,079
I will talk to him.
Thank you for the heads-up.
478
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,400
You have the worst fans
on planet Earth, hands down.
479
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:35,640
-We have a situation.
-What?
480
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,119
Gata's mom just called me
481
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,960
and thinks that he's having
a manic episode.
482
00:19:39,039 --> 00:19:41,240
He's ramping up or something,
and he just bought a BMW,
483
00:19:41,319 --> 00:19:42,839
and I don't know, it's a whole lot.
484
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,079
How could he buy a BMW?
485
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:47,559
-I lent him some money earlier.
-You lent him some money?
486
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:48,920
I lent him $8,000.
487
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,960
-He said he needed money.
-That's so irresponsible.
488
00:19:51,039 --> 00:19:52,559
He said he needed money
to get by.
489
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,880
Yeah, but we're over budget
already on this show, dude.
490
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,440
Let me... I have to go talk
to him and see, like,
491
00:19:56,519 --> 00:19:58,359
-what the fuck's going on, okay?
-That's fine.
492
00:19:58,440 --> 00:19:59,480
Text me any info.
493
00:19:59,559 --> 00:20:00,960
Dave, they're already getting
started, so I got to know...
494
00:20:01,039 --> 00:20:02,359
are you gonna use a cadaver
or your skin?
495
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,160
I mean, they said you could use pig,
if you want to use swine, you can.
496
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,200
I'm a Jew.
I'm not using pigskin.
497
00:20:06,279 --> 00:20:07,720
You're not kosher.
498
00:20:07,799 --> 00:20:09,519
Okay.
Text me all the things, okay?
499
00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:10,839
-Color match, color match.
-Okay, but...
500
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:11,920
-Just text it to me.
-I need...
501
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,559
-I need a picture of your penis.
-Okay.
502
00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:19,640
There's a welcome mat
503
00:20:20,279 --> 00:20:21,599
At the door
504
00:20:23,279 --> 00:20:24,599
And if you come on in
505
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,519
You're gonna get much more
506
00:20:27,319 --> 00:20:28,680
There's my chair
507
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,960
I put it there
508
00:20:31,759 --> 00:20:34,119
Everything you see
509
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,880
Is with love and care
510
00:20:36,799 --> 00:20:37,599
It's my house
511
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,039
And I live here
512
00:20:40,519 --> 00:20:42,119
I wanna tell you,
it's my house
513
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,720
And I live here
514
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,319
On the table
515
00:20:48,079 --> 00:20:49,680
There sits a rose
516
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,359
Books of feeling
517
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,319
On the shelf above
518
00:20:54,839 --> 00:20:57,359
'Cause it was built
for love...
519
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:03,039
It was built for love...
520
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,079
It's my house
521
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,160
And I live here...
522
00:21:10,079 --> 00:21:11,119
Hey, man.
523
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,599
-You good?
-Yo, what you doing here, bro?
524
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,599
Want to sit down and relax
for a second...
525
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:15,920
Sit down and relax, bruh?
526
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,519
I said, what are you doing here?
You speak English?
527
00:21:17,599 --> 00:21:19,880
Yeah. Uh, okay.
528
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,839
Gata, your mom...
your mom called me.
529
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:25,200
And she told me that she thinks
you might be ramping up.
530
00:21:25,279 --> 00:21:27,480
I feel like I've had 45 seconds
of a window into your life...
531
00:21:27,559 --> 00:21:29,119
Bro, I can't use my energy
in a positive way?
532
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,440
I'm shooting a video with Emma.
533
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:34,240
Emma?
I don't see Emma anywhere.
534
00:21:34,319 --> 00:21:35,720
Bro, she went to go get
a battery.
535
00:21:35,799 --> 00:21:37,799
Stop acting like
a fuckin' dickhead.
536
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,279
I'm not gonna be offended
by that, because I feel like
537
00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:40,680
this isn't you right now.
538
00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:42,200
Who the fuck are you,
a life coach? This is me.
539
00:21:42,279 --> 00:21:44,079
I'm standing right here, bro.
You don't see me? I'm right here.
540
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:45,279
Okay, I'm just saying,
like, when you ramp up,
541
00:21:45,359 --> 00:21:46,680
you can get a little mean
and irrational,
542
00:21:46,759 --> 00:21:48,000
do things like buy a car, so...
543
00:21:48,079 --> 00:21:49,160
Mean and irrational?
544
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:50,519
That sounds like you every day.
545
00:21:50,599 --> 00:21:52,119
I'm not having a manic episode.
546
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,279
You need a polygraph
or something?
547
00:21:54,359 --> 00:21:55,519
Get the fuck out of here.
548
00:21:55,599 --> 00:21:56,839
-So you're not ramping up?
-No!
549
00:21:56,920 --> 00:22:00,000
Great. Okay, so if there's
no fuckin' episode or whatever,
550
00:22:00,079 --> 00:22:02,440
then why don't we talk about
how you're scamming my fans.
551
00:22:02,519 --> 00:22:04,240
Selling wristbands to them
behind my back.
552
00:22:04,319 --> 00:22:06,920
What do you want me to do?
Beg you for more money, bro?
553
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,920
Go back to running off
on the bank scamming
554
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,960
-like I used to, dawg? Come on!
-Honestly, I prefer any of that
555
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:12,960
to fucking my fans over
using my name.
556
00:22:13,039 --> 00:22:14,599
What do you mean, that's...
557
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,680
that's such a dirtbag move,
Gata.
558
00:22:16,759 --> 00:22:18,160
How often
do you do stuff like that?
559
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,279
'Cause I would personally never
do anything like that to you.
560
00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:21,720
No, because you
ain't never done nothing for me
561
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:23,440
in the first place... you ain't
did one thing to put me on.
562
00:22:23,519 --> 00:22:25,039
You don't even treat me
like an equal.
563
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:26,519
I haven't done anything for you?
564
00:22:26,599 --> 00:22:29,240
What do you... How about giving
you a job? And a salary?
565
00:22:29,319 --> 00:22:30,759
I'm sorry that I treat you
like an employee
566
00:22:30,839 --> 00:22:33,200
every now and then,
when I fucking employ you, Gata.
567
00:22:33,279 --> 00:22:34,759
I don't think I'm the worst boss
in the world, either.
568
00:22:34,839 --> 00:22:35,920
I literally came here
to check on you,
569
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,480
even though you just left
rehearsal out of nowhere.
570
00:22:37,559 --> 00:22:38,799
I'm not even in the show.
571
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,640
You said anybody that
didn't need to be there, leave.
572
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,119
Obviously, that
doesn't apply to you. Like...
573
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,160
I do way more than my fuckin'
job description, bro.
574
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,359
Am I hype man when I'm
driving you around everywhere,
575
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,759
running errands
when it should be Mike?
576
00:22:47,839 --> 00:22:48,920
But you ruined
that relationship.
577
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,759
Am I a hype man when I'm saving
your ass at theBreakfast Club?
578
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:54,359
Oh, my God, enough of the
overdramatic "woe is me" bullshit.
579
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,039
You know, Elz made
all the music for this show.
580
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:57,279
You don't hear him hitting me
and being like,
581
00:22:57,359 --> 00:22:58,839
"I'm not on the stage."
Do you really forget
582
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,440
that I just lent you
eight grand?
583
00:23:00,799 --> 00:23:02,680
And what'd you do,
you went out and bought a BMW?
584
00:23:02,759 --> 00:23:04,119
Do you have any idea how insane
it is that you're driving
585
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,359
a nicer car than me at this point?
586
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,880
How the fuck is that insane?
I can't have nice shit?
587
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,759
- You gotta be the one?
- It's my fuckin' money, Gata!
588
00:23:08,839 --> 00:23:10,400
No, you're acting like I'm
blowing the money on dumb shit!
589
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,880
I gotta do what I gotta do
to put myself on.
590
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,640
I ain't had no motherfuckin'
bar mitzvah, bro!
591
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,400
I gotta fake it till I make it,
just like everybody else!
592
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:18,839
You don't have to be like
everybody else.
593
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:20,000
What do you mean?
Hasn't my career
594
00:23:20,079 --> 00:23:21,400
taught you anything
in the regard?
595
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:22,640
-You don't.
-Bro, that's the reason
596
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:23,799
why I got the job
in the first place.
597
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,599
Right? 'Cause you thought
I was with YG and them.
598
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,559
I buy a car for a video
and I'm delusional.
599
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,319
But you buy a billboard,
strap yourself to it,
600
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,160
for an album
that nobody give a fuck about,
601
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,200
and Dave's a genius.
602
00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:35,039
Okay. Cool.
I have priorities, Gata...
603
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:37,119
something that you could
probably use in life, you know?
604
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:38,359
Your fuckin' mom needs money,
605
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:39,880
and you're going
and buying a car.
606
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,359
Well, when am I gonna be
a priority, huh?
607
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,599
You prioritize yourself
at every moment, Gata.
608
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:44,960
What are you talking about?
Your whole schtick is
609
00:23:45,039 --> 00:23:46,680
it's all about the gander
and I'm gonna maximize
610
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,839
every single moment to
clout-chase my way into fame.
611
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,240
You're gonna pull this shit
612
00:23:50,319 --> 00:23:51,920
in the most important week
of my life? Really?
613
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,599
Every week is the most important
week of your life, man.
614
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,000
And you know
what hurts me the most?
615
00:23:55,079 --> 00:23:56,759
Why don't I have a song
with you yet, bro?
616
00:23:56,839 --> 00:23:58,119
How you think
that makes me feel?
617
00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,359
All my homeys asking me,
618
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:00,640
"Why you ain't got a song
with LD?
619
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:01,920
You jumpin' on stage
with this nigga everywhere."
620
00:24:02,759 --> 00:24:03,880
I don't know. I-I...
621
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,680
Literally, you've never once
approached me for a song.
622
00:24:05,759 --> 00:24:07,960
What I gotta do, beg you
every day to do a song, bro?
623
00:24:08,039 --> 00:24:09,759
Any other friend would've just did it
off the dribble, off the strip, bro.
624
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,559
Just 'cause we're friends,
I'm supposed to just inherently
625
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,079
make music with you?
Why does that compute?
626
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,640
Do my high school friends
get verses? I don't even...
627
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:16,880
Bro, fuck your
high school friends.
628
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,519
They're not on stage swagging
out with your white ass, bro.
629
00:24:18,599 --> 00:24:20,319
-You're using me.
-I'm using you?
630
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,720
-Yes. Yes.
-Really, Gata?
631
00:24:21,799 --> 00:24:23,640
You want to know why I don't
make music with you, Gata?
632
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:25,119
-You really want to know?
-Why?
633
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,440
I don't like it, I think
it's generic, I don't think
634
00:24:26,519 --> 00:24:28,160
you put much effort into it,
and I don't make music that way.
635
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,519
Man, you ain't even listened
to all my shit.
636
00:24:29,599 --> 00:24:31,039
You only listened
to one or two tracks.
637
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:32,359
And you think that's
supposed to make me sad?
638
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,359
I don't give a fuck. I make music
for me, myself and I,
639
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:35,880
'cause I don't need
nobody's validation...
640
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,759
Dave!
Would you please be quiet?
641
00:24:37,839 --> 00:24:38,960
Sorry.
642
00:24:41,599 --> 00:24:43,240
You realize how inconsistent
your argument is, though, right?
643
00:24:43,319 --> 00:24:44,920
You don't need validation,
yet you need a fuckin' BMW
644
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,319
to look cooler in a rap video?
645
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,960
Bro, I rap
because I fuckin' love it.
646
00:24:48,039 --> 00:24:49,400
Look. I'm in the closet
every day
647
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:50,680
making music,
pouring my heart out,
648
00:24:50,759 --> 00:24:52,519
while you in a mansion rapping
about "writer's block,"
649
00:24:52,599 --> 00:24:53,920
ants and...
Man!
650
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,599
Gata, can we just please talk?
651
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,000
And you know what breaks
my fuckin' heart?
652
00:25:07,079 --> 00:25:08,240
You can't even be happy
653
00:25:08,319 --> 00:25:10,039
without people telling you
they give a fuck about you.
654
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:11,559
And I'm the crazy one?
655
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,680
Hey, guys.
656
00:25:15,759 --> 00:25:17,039
-Hi.
-What's up?
657
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:18,400
- Everything okay?
- Yeah, we good.
658
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,640
Yeah, so good.
659
00:25:21,799 --> 00:25:23,000
Okay.
660
00:25:23,079 --> 00:25:24,519
Well, I got the batteries,
so we can start...
661
00:25:24,599 --> 00:25:26,079
Actually, can we just,
like, finish what we're doing?
662
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:27,960
- We're in the middle of something...
- No, we're in the middle of something.
663
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,400
-I feel like you're just hijacking it.
-Yeah, bruh.
664
00:25:31,759 --> 00:25:32,839
I know we're not on your set
665
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,279
with all the catering fancy shit,
666
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:36,359
but you're on my set right now,
nigga, and you got to go.
667
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,880
Get the fuck out of here.
668
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:57,480
Guys, it's the VMAs.
We got so much more to come.
669
00:25:57,559 --> 00:25:58,599
I know it's not the Oscars,
670
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,480
but at least they let me host.
671
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,039
Guys, we got Bobby Shmurda,
672
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:03,440
and Lil Dicky
with a performance
673
00:26:03,519 --> 00:26:04,720
that's coming up next.
It's the VMAs.
674
00:26:18,839 --> 00:26:21,920
Ally: I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU.
GOOD LUCK!
675
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,039
You got to get him, like, three minutes
before you actually need him.
676
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:46,119
-'Cause he's a sloth.
-Yeah, yeah.
677
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,480
-The dude is so lazy.
-Okay.
678
00:26:47,559 --> 00:26:49,680
And, um,
about the conversation we had.
679
00:26:50,079 --> 00:26:52,440
The touring. Let... let's
keep it between us.
680
00:26:52,519 --> 00:26:54,359
-I haven't told him yet.
-Oh, my God,
681
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:55,880
I can't believe
you're gonna miss it.
682
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,799
Who doesn't want to go out
on tour with their best friends?
683
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,039
Yeah.
Well, you know,
684
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:02,599
you kind of got to keep clients
and friends... separate.
685
00:27:03,799 --> 00:27:05,480
-Hey, hey.
-All right, we'll catch up.
686
00:27:05,559 --> 00:27:07,079
Hey, kill it. Kill it, Dave.
687
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:08,319
Baby boy.
688
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,400
You ready to sodomize the world
with that brand-new dick?
689
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,279
Is that ass-fuck?
690
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:14,599
It's the professional way
of saying it, yeah.
691
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,440
-Yeah. I'm ready.
-Yeah? Okay, good. Let's go.
692
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,039
I think you're
really gonna like this recipe.
693
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:26,400
-Oh?
-Yeah. It was my grandmother's.
694
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,160
I didn't really like
my grandmother,
695
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,480
but I really loved
her popcorn recipe.
696
00:27:31,319 --> 00:27:32,799
-Well, thank you.
-Just call me Orville.
697
00:27:33,839 --> 00:27:34,920
Orville?
698
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:37,400
Uh, Reddenbacher.
He's, like, the popcorn guy.
699
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,559
Okay, Orville, I'm sorry again.
700
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,279
It's just weirder if I don't,
and then it'll be over, and...
701
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:42,359
No. No, it's fine.
702
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,920
I'm totally fine.
It's just your ex-flame on TV
703
00:27:45,279 --> 00:27:47,200
being super cool and rapping...
I'm fine with it.
704
00:27:48,079 --> 00:27:49,640
"Ex-flame"?
705
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,920
I don't know why I said that.
I meant to say "ex-boyfriend,"
706
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,240
-but I think I'm just nervous.
-Then you were like,
707
00:27:53,319 --> 00:27:55,319
"I'm gonna do it weird instead."
708
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,240
-Yo.
-Yo, what's good?
709
00:28:01,319 --> 00:28:02,440
Okay.
710
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,839
- I spoke to the doctor. He's all good.
Okay, yeah.
711
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,359
Hey, and if you want
to call an audible,
712
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,720
you know, just "Omaha"
that thing like Payton.
713
00:28:10,799 --> 00:28:12,440
We'll be fine.
714
00:28:12,519 --> 00:28:13,799
Yeah. I know.
715
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,400
I, uh... No, I just got
to do it, though, so...
716
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,319
Yeah.
717
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,519
Have you guys talked to Gata?
718
00:28:20,599 --> 00:28:22,400
-Like, how is he?
-I talked to Gata.
719
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:23,480
He's fine. Just...
720
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,920
Worry about you, Dave, okay?
721
00:28:27,319 --> 00:28:30,319
I know that I'm so bad at showing
my appreciation in general,
722
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,039
but, like, probably especially
to both of you,
723
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:33,440
and I just want you
to know that...
724
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:36,319
you guys have made my dreams
come true.
725
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,480
I am so thankful for everything
that you do for me
726
00:28:38,559 --> 00:28:39,960
and just everything
that you guys are
727
00:28:40,039 --> 00:28:42,160
as people.
You're fuckin' amazing.
728
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:43,839
Just keep paying me
to be your friend,
729
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,160
and I'll be there.
730
00:28:46,039 --> 00:28:47,519
Love you, man.
731
00:28:47,599 --> 00:28:48,880
Thank you
for always being there.
732
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,359
I love you, too.
733
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,200
-All right, be careful, Dave.
-I got it.
734
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:58,480
What?
735
00:28:58,559 --> 00:28:59,920
- Are you teary? You're teary.
- I'm fine.
736
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,759
Didn't I treat you
right, now?
737
00:29:13,839 --> 00:29:15,799
Didn't I?
738
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,960
Didn't I do
the best I could?
739
00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:21,000
Didn't I?
740
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,519
Didn't I give you
everything?
741
00:29:25,079 --> 00:29:27,000
-Didn't I?
-Hey, everybody.
742
00:29:27,079 --> 00:29:28,519
My name is Lil Nas X.
743
00:29:29,319 --> 00:29:30,839
...You know it. Yeah.
744
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:33,559
And I have
the biggest song ever.
745
00:29:34,359 --> 00:29:35,839
Who's ready
to have some fun tonight?
746
00:29:38,759 --> 00:29:40,640
Anyways,
this next performer's name
747
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:41,880
autocorrects to:
748
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,720
LOL Dinky.
749
00:29:45,799 --> 00:29:47,319
Give it up for Lil Dicky.
750
00:29:55,359 --> 00:29:57,519
Didn't I treat you
right, now?
751
00:29:58,039 --> 00:30:00,079
Didn't I?
752
00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:22,200
They tried to tell me
I was going cray
753
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,160
I been broke
but had no breaks
754
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,960
They hear my dreams,
they're like, "No way"
755
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,279
I don't change,
even when I'm in my own way
756
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,119
-You good, bro
-I don't treat my friends right
757
00:30:33,519 --> 00:30:36,039
-Fuck it if I'm wrong if my pen write
-You good, bro
758
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,079
Always looking for a angle
till I'm square, though
759
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,200
I'm not always right
over here, bro
760
00:30:41,279 --> 00:30:42,400
You good, bro
761
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,960
We do the worst
to become first
762
00:30:45,759 --> 00:30:47,839
You know the deal, baby,
love hurts
763
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,440
Just keep it real with me,
no turf
764
00:30:51,079 --> 00:30:53,440
All good, homey,
what the fuck are friends for
765
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,079
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
766
00:30:57,079 --> 00:30:59,200
Hands up! I need
everybody in this bitch
767
00:30:59,279 --> 00:31:01,240
to put their
motherfucking hands up!
768
00:31:01,319 --> 00:31:03,559
-Right now!
-Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
769
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:05,720
We good
770
00:31:05,799 --> 00:31:08,240
So good that it hurts so bad
771
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,000
I'm sorry
if it's making you mad
772
00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:13,279
-Hey! Hey! Hey!
-You really are
773
00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:16,599
We're playing hard, ain't
no doubt about it, we good
774
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,359
-Now it's time to riff
-Hey!
775
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,640
Looking like a motherfucker
776
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,039
-Can't tell me shit
-Hey!
777
00:31:21,119 --> 00:31:22,799
Looking like
I'm 'bout to live my dream
778
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,039
-Fuckin' here
-Hey!
779
00:31:24,119 --> 00:31:25,799
I'm-a pack
that motherfuckin' video
780
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,519
With my motherfuckin'
friends, 'cause
781
00:31:27,599 --> 00:31:29,000
We good
782
00:31:29,519 --> 00:31:31,319
So good that it hurts so bad
783
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,160
I'm sorry
if it's making you mad...
784
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,640
We good
785
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,319
So good
that it hurts so bad
786
00:31:42,759 --> 00:31:45,839
I'm sorry
if it's making you mad
787
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,119
Hey! You really are
788
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,440
We're playing hard, ain't
no doubt about it, we...
61703
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