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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:12,199 2021 Class 2 00:00:12,279 --> 00:00:14,439 Yo, what's up ? It's Lil Yachty from Atlanta, Georgia. 3 00:00:14,519 --> 00:00:19,640 Um, I think what got me into taking this rap thing serious was, 4 00:00:19,719 --> 00:00:24,039 growing up, my mom worked two jobs and I wanted to live above for once. 5 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:25,679 You know, provide for my family. 6 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:30,160 So, I think that's what really drove me to take this thing serious. 7 00:00:32,399 --> 00:00:34,840 You already know. It's your boy, Desiigner, New York City. 8 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,320 And what really made me take my career serious was 9 00:00:37,399 --> 00:00:39,320 when I was fourteen, I got shot. 10 00:00:39,399 --> 00:00:41,799 For me, I was in the streets wilding; 11 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:43,600 doing things I wasn't supposed to do. 12 00:00:43,679 --> 00:00:48,000 Seeing a vision, really started following it and here I am today. 13 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:54,240 Hey, Lil Dicky, I'm from Cheltenham, Pennsylvania 14 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,119 which is the first suburb right outside of Philadelphia. 15 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:57,920 It's a stone's throw away, honestly. 16 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,320 Two-minute drive you're in the city. 17 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:01,759 My childhood was ideal. 18 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:04,120 Like, I was very loved and respected by my friends and family. 19 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,000 How does it look ? Does he look too Jewish ? 20 00:01:06,079 --> 00:01:07,319 Well, maybe I shouldn't say ideal, actually. 21 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,200 I think it's a little late to be asking that. 22 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,799 Too Jewish ? He don't even got the shit on his head or nothing. 23 00:01:11,879 --> 00:01:14,159 There was a lot of body trauma, if I'm being honest with you. 24 00:01:14,239 --> 00:01:17,000 A couple of procedures I wish I could have back, a second crack at, 25 00:01:17,079 --> 00:01:19,519 but you live, and you learn, as they say. 26 00:01:19,599 --> 00:01:22,439 And anyways, I went to college, University of Richmond, 27 00:01:22,519 --> 00:01:25,120 and I graduated as the marketing student of the year. 28 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:28,079 And, actually, Business Week ranked my undergraduate program 29 00:01:28,159 --> 00:01:30,480 as the number one undergraduate marketing program in America. 30 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:33,599 So, by the transitive property, I was incredibly well positioned, 31 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:37,120 and I got a job at an ad agency and 32 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:39,519 it was cool, you know, but it just like, 33 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:42,319 I've always felt like I was the one. Genuinely. 34 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:44,799 So, I went for it and here I am. 35 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:48,200 What was the question again ? 36 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:52,319 - You're doing commercials ? - Yeah, I have ten commercials on TV. 37 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,000 Geek, geek ! 38 00:01:54,079 --> 00:01:57,799 Yeah. Can we actually not that put that part in the edit ? 39 00:01:57,879 --> 00:02:01,200 Who do I need to talk to about that ? I'd actually love to... 40 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:04,799 Just because I'm very careful about how I do my branding. 41 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:23,680 Hey ! Dave ! 42 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,360 - It's just me. - Oh, hi. 43 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:29,400 Did you switch chairs with me ? 44 00:02:30,719 --> 00:02:34,240 - You could interpret it that way. - Give it back. 45 00:02:34,319 --> 00:02:35,800 - It sucks. - My back is broken. 46 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:39,680 - Well, you know. - Spinal. Mike Tyson. 47 00:02:39,759 --> 00:02:42,919 I have no idea what that reference is. What you got for me ? 48 00:02:43,719 --> 00:02:46,240 TD Ameritrade ? Sure. Let me pull up my list. 49 00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:53,840 - Okay, so I've got one idea. - Just one ? 50 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:56,199 It's the best idea, probably, that's ever come out of this building so if... 51 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:57,280 Okay, let's hear it. 52 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:58,960 Would you be interested in hearing an idea like that ? 53 00:02:59,039 --> 00:03:00,960 Great. Imagine driving down the street, right. 54 00:03:01,039 --> 00:03:02,319 You look up, you see a billboard, 55 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,759 but there's a human being strapped to it, 56 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:07,240 like, actually up, strapped. 57 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:09,639 And it just says, "Strapped for cash ? 58 00:03:09,719 --> 00:03:11,840 TD Ameritrade". 59 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:13,599 It's clean. It's simple. It's newsworthy. 60 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:15,639 I think reporters would report. 61 00:03:15,719 --> 00:03:18,719 It's an online brokerage firm. They're not buying anything funny. 62 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,479 I don't know. I chose not to have any inhibitions and dream big. 63 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:23,919 Like, I'm not putting any unnecessary limitations on this. 64 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,879 The limitations are necessary or you're just wasting time. 65 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:29,120 Okay, number two on the list. 66 00:03:29,199 --> 00:03:32,639 If you were to hear me say I'm dick-fingering a girl 67 00:03:32,719 --> 00:03:35,319 in a song, how would you interpret that ? 68 00:03:36,439 --> 00:03:37,879 That you're a loser. 69 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:39,879 'Cause every song is about sex. I've never heard such unique phrasing. 70 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,280 But no guy has ever said, "I want to dick-finger you". 71 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:44,000 Bingo. Exactly. Why would... That's first mover advantage. 72 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,599 Oh ! I figured out my rap name. 73 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,240 Oh, my God. What is it ? 74 00:03:48,319 --> 00:03:49,840 Well, take a moment and really absorb this 75 00:03:49,919 --> 00:03:52,680 because you're gonna probably replay this moment a couple of dozen times. 76 00:03:52,759 --> 00:03:55,120 - Tell me. - Call me... 77 00:03:56,599 --> 00:03:58,080 Norm Bender. 78 00:03:59,319 --> 00:04:01,199 Norm Bender ? 79 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:05,240 Yeah if... As if my name were Norman 'cause I bend norms at every... 80 00:04:05,319 --> 00:04:06,840 - Burd. - I'm Norm Bender. 81 00:04:06,919 --> 00:04:09,000 Yeah, here, here, look. You done Chatroulette yet ? 82 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:10,479 Oh, yeah. Huh. 83 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,639 - I think I've seen this before. - Is this... This is the global, uh... 84 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:15,000 Yeah, you connect to a bunch of different people all over the world. 85 00:04:17,079 --> 00:04:18,920 The guy's dick is made of meat. 86 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,639 Hey, what do you need from us ? Let's cream ! 87 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:22,439 - Hold on. Alright, here we go. - Ah, I love my voice. 88 00:04:22,519 --> 00:04:25,199 They keep nexting us but I'm ready to make him cream. 89 00:04:27,519 --> 00:04:29,160 Hello, sir. 90 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:32,639 - Hey, how's it going ? - Just hanging out. 91 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:36,040 Are you my father ? 92 00:04:37,079 --> 00:04:38,120 I don't think so. 93 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:40,600 Nice. 94 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,720 I'm just looking for people to talk to. 95 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,600 Oh, shit, Jeff. 96 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:49,639 So, we should work hard at this task. Did he see us ? 97 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:51,680 - Mm, I don't know. - It's fine. 98 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:54,600 Guys, I've done COC with one of the partners at the holiday party. 99 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:57,600 I'm not gonna say who, but trust me, we're good. 100 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,720 I've never done COC but... I'm on Adderall. 101 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,360 Oh, nice. Can I get some ? 102 00:05:01,439 --> 00:05:03,600 Can't do it. My mom made me promise not to give any away. 103 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:04,600 Got it, got it, got it. 104 00:05:06,199 --> 00:05:08,759 Of course. What about of course ? 105 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:11,680 "TD Ameritrade, of course". 106 00:05:11,759 --> 00:05:14,399 Of course not. Maybe just think of it differently. 107 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,720 What kind of movies do you like ? 108 00:05:16,879 --> 00:05:19,240 Uh, Warner Brothers. They're the most consistent. 109 00:05:20,439 --> 00:05:21,879 Never mind. 110 00:05:23,519 --> 00:05:27,319 Wow. Kanye's new album just dropped. Yeezus is here. 111 00:05:27,399 --> 00:05:28,800 Yeezus is here ? 112 00:05:28,879 --> 00:05:31,199 Isn't that the best title you've ever heard ? That's such a Kanye title. 113 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:34,959 So arrogant and lacking self-awareness. Very Kanye. 114 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:37,399 What on God's green Earth are we even talking about ? 115 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:39,319 If Kanye wasn't that way, he wouldn't even be Kanye. 116 00:05:39,399 --> 00:05:41,800 He wouldn't even be a rapper. This is gonna hit me at the perfect time. 117 00:05:41,879 --> 00:05:42,879 Every time I listen to him, 118 00:05:42,959 --> 00:05:45,240 it's like there's nothing in my way and I can achieve all my dreams. 119 00:05:45,319 --> 00:05:48,319 - Aw, is the world in your way ? - You got to understand. 120 00:05:48,399 --> 00:05:51,759 I have always felt like I was the biggest star on the planet. 121 00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:53,319 - You ? - Yeah, me. 122 00:05:53,399 --> 00:05:55,120 I used to watch The Truman Show and think that that was me, 123 00:05:55,199 --> 00:05:56,680 that everyone was watching me 124 00:05:56,759 --> 00:05:58,879 because I was destined to provide entertainment for everybody. 125 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,879 And I still feel that way. And I'm gonna go for it fully. 126 00:06:00,959 --> 00:06:02,720 I'm just waiting for my boat to hit the wall 127 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,800 like Jim Carrey's did at the end of the movie. 128 00:06:04,879 --> 00:06:06,279 So, you've always been delusional ? 129 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:09,839 Or, I've always said that I can live with failure, 130 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,399 but I can't live with what-ifs. 131 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:14,240 Must be nice to live in a world where dreams don't have to be dreams. 132 00:06:14,319 --> 00:06:15,639 Guys, seriously, 133 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:18,600 how am I still here right now, and you're playing fucking basketball ? 134 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:20,279 Sorry, Stephen. We're so sorry. 135 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:21,839 Our bad, Big Dog. 136 00:06:22,399 --> 00:06:25,519 - That's, hmm... - Did you just call our boss Big Dog ? 137 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:28,040 I did, but it doesn't really matter. In five years, 138 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,279 he's gonna be remembering the time he had this conversation with me 139 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:34,040 when I was wasting my national treasure of a brain on TD Ameritrade. 140 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,120 This fucking sucks. 141 00:06:35,199 --> 00:06:37,800 This must be exactly what Kanye felt like when he worked at the Gap. 142 00:06:41,519 --> 00:06:43,040 I've hit a wall, I gotta go home. 143 00:06:43,759 --> 00:06:44,800 You want to head out ? 144 00:06:44,879 --> 00:06:47,839 I think I got a little bit more left in me, so I'm just gonna stick around, 145 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:49,439 but I'll see you tomorrow. 146 00:06:49,519 --> 00:06:52,040 - All right. Good night, slug. - Goodnight, love you. 147 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,439 Love you. 148 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:07,600 I just need to clear my mind now 149 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:10,199 It's been racing since the summertime 150 00:07:10,279 --> 00:07:11,920 Now I'm holding down a summer now 151 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:16,120 And all I want is what I can't buy now 152 00:07:16,199 --> 00:07:18,399 Cause I ain't got the money on me right now 153 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:19,959 And I told you to wait 154 00:07:21,279 --> 00:07:23,439 Yeah I told you to wait 155 00:07:23,519 --> 00:07:26,040 Would be lost without me 156 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:28,839 We could've been somebody 157 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:31,519 Thought you'd be different 'bout it 158 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:33,240 We could've been somebody 159 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:36,519 Said you had to tell somebody 160 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,720 Let's take it back to the first party 161 00:07:51,759 --> 00:07:54,759 I can't wait for this to be over. I'm so stressed about this cypher. 162 00:07:54,839 --> 00:07:57,199 What ? LD you just made the Double X-L Freshman list. 163 00:07:57,279 --> 00:07:59,439 You used to dream about that type of shit and you got bars. 164 00:07:59,519 --> 00:08:01,240 Ain't nobody spitting like you. 165 00:08:01,319 --> 00:08:03,040 If you want, there's a barber, you can get a haircut. 166 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:04,279 If that's... Does that help ? 167 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,240 I don't understand how we haven't gotten to beat yet. 168 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,639 How am I supposed to know how to rap if I don't know what we're rapping over. 169 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:11,879 Look around. You made it. If I would have told you this back in the cube... 170 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,240 - Fuck. - What ? This my song. 171 00:08:15,319 --> 00:08:16,720 This song's so old. 172 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,319 This my shit right here, bro. LD ! 173 00:08:20,439 --> 00:08:24,279 We don't have to hear any more of this. Everyone's heard this before. 174 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:26,680 Hey, you doing some funny shit tomorrow, Lil Dicky ? 175 00:08:26,759 --> 00:08:29,879 I don't think so, Lil Yachty. I feel like, I don't know. 176 00:08:29,959 --> 00:08:31,319 I'm putting on my shit. 177 00:08:32,039 --> 00:08:33,080 Power move. 178 00:08:34,039 --> 00:08:35,039 - Yeah. - I respect that. 179 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:37,320 That's what's supposed to sound like. No doubt. 180 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:39,600 Hey, yo. 181 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,399 Respect you. 182 00:08:45,279 --> 00:08:48,039 Uh, hey, we went to University of Richmond together, 183 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:50,399 believe it or not, same year. Yeah. 184 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,639 Seriously ? I don't remember you at all. 185 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:56,279 Yeah, I've... We probably had drastically different social groups. 186 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:58,320 - I got kicked out my freshman year. - I know. It was like... 187 00:08:58,399 --> 00:08:59,720 - You made it through ? - I did. 188 00:08:59,799 --> 00:09:01,799 I made it all the way, I graduated. I was actually the student of my year. 189 00:09:01,879 --> 00:09:02,879 That's what's up. 190 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:03,960 But I remember when you got kicked out 191 00:09:04,039 --> 00:09:06,399 because you were on the basketball team and it made me so upset 192 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:09,440 because the team I had had such hopes for that team, 193 00:09:09,519 --> 00:09:10,559 and you were a big part of that puzzle. 194 00:09:10,639 --> 00:09:13,159 When you got kicked out, it was like very... Uh, it was a bummer for me. 195 00:09:14,639 --> 00:09:17,960 Obviously, I was upset for you as a man, primarily. 196 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,720 Your underwear is exposed. 197 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:34,960 Yo. Are you like, Lil Dicky girlfriend or something like that ? 198 00:09:35,039 --> 00:09:37,720 Oh, hell no. He wishes. I just film him. 199 00:09:37,799 --> 00:09:38,799 Oh you film ? 200 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:42,399 Oh, well, shit. I'm looking for a new director of my music video myself 201 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:44,679 'cause the last dude trashed it. Boom, man. 202 00:09:44,759 --> 00:09:47,639 No, I just do it for fun, not for real. 203 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,320 I made his logos though. 204 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:55,120 Can I get those Takis though ? 205 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:57,720 - Yeah, sorry. - Thanks. 206 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:04,919 Okay, look at you over here, networking with Denzel Curry. Connecting the dots. 207 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,080 That's what I'm trying to do. 208 00:10:06,159 --> 00:10:08,759 - I wouldn't call that networking. - Why not ? Look where we at. 209 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,399 I'm trying to get a verse from one of these rappers. 210 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:11,720 I need a manager, a publicist, 211 00:10:11,799 --> 00:10:13,480 I'm trying to make something shake out here, Emma. 212 00:10:13,559 --> 00:10:15,519 No, I'm not trying to be thirsty, you know ? 213 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,559 I'm not thirsty, I'm just hungry, man. I gotta eat. 214 00:10:17,639 --> 00:10:19,600 Like, for real, don't be afraid. 215 00:10:24,639 --> 00:10:28,480 We don't monitor, supervisor who... Nobody watching you, bruh ? 216 00:10:29,679 --> 00:10:32,519 I feel you though, man. I used to be just like you, young out here lost, 217 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:36,600 fresh, wiggling, man for real, man. I used to be a kid too myself. 218 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:39,360 But it's gonna be all right, man. Just keep your head up, little homie. 219 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:41,039 - You gonna be straight. - Damian ! 220 00:10:42,639 --> 00:10:44,039 Sorry about that, y'all. 221 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:53,360 Damn, that's motivation right there. Real shit. 222 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:54,960 But I'm about to go get this Desiigner verse, though. 223 00:10:55,039 --> 00:10:57,360 You see me ? I'm out here suited and booted. I gotta get it. 224 00:11:00,759 --> 00:11:05,960 Uh-huh, yeah. No, yeah, I get it. But we need someone who knows this world. 225 00:11:07,799 --> 00:11:11,039 Her ? I... I would not put her on it. No. 226 00:11:11,519 --> 00:11:14,399 Yeah. Maybe Dan. Could work with Dan. Sure. All right. 227 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:19,279 I need you guys to help me out with some TV spots. What do you say ? 228 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:21,399 - TV ? - Great ! 229 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:22,759 John and Vicky are out of the office this week. 230 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,360 So, can you guys work on the Mountain Dew campaign ? 231 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:27,240 - We absolutely can. - All right. 232 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,799 We've got an internal with Jeff tomorrow, 233 00:11:28,879 --> 00:11:31,399 so why don't we circle back in the a.m. Cool ? 234 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:33,320 Oh, yes. I'd love to meet Jeff. 235 00:11:33,399 --> 00:11:34,919 Have you guys ever done TV ? 236 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,120 - No. - Not yet. 237 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,679 Well, hopefully you'll do better than your Eagles did 238 00:11:37,759 --> 00:11:39,279 against my New York football Giants last week. 239 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:42,759 Oh, my God. We literally had our third-string quarterback out there. 240 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:45,360 We were totally.... How are you bragging about that ? Get a grip. 241 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:49,000 I bet you guys wish you had Julio Jones. He's on my fantasy team. 242 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:51,039 He's leading the league in YAC yards so... 243 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,120 She's a Falcons fan. 244 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:56,519 Actually, YAC yards is, kind of, like saying yards after catch yards, so... 245 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,120 - Oh. - It's true. 246 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:01,240 Anyway, I will shoot Dave the brief and you guys will be off and running. 247 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,559 - Shoot it to me, captain. - Can you CC me ? 248 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:06,039 I can just forward it. Whatever's clever. 249 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:09,120 We are gonna kill this fucking... Sorry but we're going to kill this thing. 250 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,200 - Do it. - Thank you. 251 00:12:10,279 --> 00:12:11,840 You won't regret it. Thank you ! 252 00:12:12,559 --> 00:12:15,159 Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew. 253 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:16,480 Do, do, do. 254 00:12:17,759 --> 00:12:20,080 Hey, I got a buddy who loves shitting in the mall. 255 00:12:20,159 --> 00:12:21,519 What's his favorite movie ? 256 00:12:22,279 --> 00:12:23,440 What ? 257 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,480 Paul Fart Mall Poop. 258 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,600 Dave, it's way too late for that. 259 00:12:28,679 --> 00:12:31,440 There's people out here, by the way, can we like... This is a little crazy. 260 00:12:31,519 --> 00:12:35,519 I thought you were a competitor. I want to see what these doofuses got. 261 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:36,919 See what we're up against. 262 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,799 Mountain doofus. I'm excited to get in front of Jeff. 263 00:12:39,879 --> 00:12:41,360 That guy's got such a presence to him. 264 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:44,759 Well, that's what happens when you own an ad agency. 265 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,080 Ooh, let me check Adrian's office and see what they're pitching. 266 00:12:47,159 --> 00:12:50,039 Why do you care so much about this ? It's like, tragic. 267 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:53,200 Because making commercials is so much cooler than dumb-ass billboards. 268 00:12:53,279 --> 00:12:55,519 I've been waiting over a year to make TV spots. 269 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,440 So, if you could do whatever you want in life, you would, what, 270 00:12:57,519 --> 00:12:58,679 make Super Bowl commercials ? 271 00:12:58,759 --> 00:13:00,440 If I could do anything. I'd direct movies. 272 00:13:00,519 --> 00:13:03,240 What ? How have I never heard this before ? 273 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:04,879 I just don't feel like it's a real job. 274 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:05,960 What do you mean ? It's definitely a real job. 275 00:13:06,039 --> 00:13:08,960 - Every movie you see has a director. - I understand how it works, Dave. 276 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,840 It's just, ninety-nine percent of directors don't make it. 277 00:13:10,919 --> 00:13:14,000 - Yeah, but what if you're the one... ? - Can you just help me ? 278 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:16,519 Don't be such a buzzkill. This is a rebellious brand. You know ? 279 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:17,799 You got to unleash me here. 280 00:13:17,879 --> 00:13:19,919 You'd be surprised what they're probably capable of doing. 281 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,559 Please allow me to unleash my inner Kanye on this fucking shit. 282 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,120 Okay. 283 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,720 Okay. What ? 284 00:13:30,799 --> 00:13:33,919 So, I'd be rapping, rapping, rapping. 285 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,080 Swagger, charisma, all that, hopefully. 286 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:40,759 Go around, I guess, over and over until the song is done. I don't know. 287 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:44,039 But don't you think all these people have to turn their heads to see you ? 288 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,120 I didn't think about that. 289 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,840 I think you should go under the table. It'll be so sick. Come through here. 290 00:13:48,919 --> 00:13:51,960 - Like, crawl ? - Yeah, and then rap here, rap here. 291 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:53,960 And then you'll be in the middle performing. 292 00:13:54,039 --> 00:13:56,200 You want me to crawl under the table in front of Jeff ? 293 00:13:56,279 --> 00:13:58,799 Yeah. Look here, I'll show you because you can't see. 294 00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:01,039 I'm rapping. I'm rapping. You have no idea what I'm doing. 295 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:03,120 - I shoot through the table like a rat. - Yeah, down. 296 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,840 Then I'm up here, and then they're... Wow ! And then I'm here. 297 00:14:04,919 --> 00:14:06,320 - And then everyone's staring at us. - Then head over here. 298 00:14:06,399 --> 00:14:09,559 Yeah, I could even high-five people if I wanted to. 299 00:14:09,639 --> 00:14:10,879 - Yes. - Is that ? How does it look ? 300 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,879 - Cut. - Cut. 301 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,080 - Look. - Oh, that's way sicker. 302 00:14:15,159 --> 00:14:16,399 - Right ? - Yeah, I like that a lot. 303 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,799 And then I'll design some awesome graphics on the TV. 304 00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:23,080 Slug ? Will you direct my real music videos 305 00:14:23,159 --> 00:14:25,120 when I make them when I'm a real rapper ? 306 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:29,120 Definitely, slug. Hey, but don't get too... aw, you giving me a hug ? 307 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,440 - Yeah. - Aw. Don't get too excited, okay ? 308 00:14:31,519 --> 00:14:34,879 It's going to be an all-nighter. Write your rap and I'll work on the visuals. 309 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,240 - All-nighter ? - Yep. 310 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:37,799 I've never pulled one of those before. 311 00:14:37,879 --> 00:14:38,919 - Ever ? - Ever. 312 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,799 The latest I've ever stayed up: three-forty-five a.m. 313 00:14:41,879 --> 00:14:43,799 New York City, am I right ? 314 00:14:43,879 --> 00:14:45,759 Fuck. They got strip clubs out there. 315 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,600 - Yeah. - Got one night to write a rap ? 316 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:50,320 That's fine. I thrive in the face of pressure. 317 00:14:51,039 --> 00:14:52,879 I better drink some fucking Mountain Dew if I'm gonna... 318 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,519 Caffeinate. Go for it. 319 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,799 Oh, my God ! 320 00:14:55,879 --> 00:14:58,320 You're supposed to do that with an empty can. 321 00:14:58,399 --> 00:15:00,360 - Are you okay ? - Yeah, I'm fine. 322 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:01,360 Please, I can't be touched. 323 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,799 Hey, Cheri, just following up to see if we could get that beat for the cypher, 324 00:15:06,879 --> 00:15:08,639 because LD is big on prep. 325 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:11,600 It's just not something we do. We never give it out in advance. 326 00:15:11,679 --> 00:15:15,919 Yeah, I hear that, but think about today, culturally, 327 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,600 that might be like a past type of way of thinking, you know ? 328 00:15:18,679 --> 00:15:22,120 Like, shouldn't we be uplifting everyone and celebrating this talent 329 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:25,240 and showcase it, not pitting everyone at odds, 330 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:29,480 especially with social ongoings, 331 00:15:29,559 --> 00:15:32,399 and like the... like, today ? 332 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:35,960 We really just want to be prepared and it's not a competition, 333 00:15:36,039 --> 00:15:38,159 so if we get the beat early, everybody wins. 334 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,720 This is a competition. That's the point of it. 335 00:15:40,799 --> 00:15:43,720 Look, a lot of times people just use verses from unreleased songs. 336 00:15:43,799 --> 00:15:44,799 Hey, you know what ? 337 00:15:44,879 --> 00:15:47,759 That's cool, but I don't really have any unreleased verses 338 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,559 so that's just not something I can tap into, unfortunately. 339 00:15:50,639 --> 00:15:53,320 And if I could, I probably wouldn't be revealing it for the first time 340 00:15:53,399 --> 00:15:56,200 over a beat I've never heard to America, you know what I mean ? 341 00:15:56,279 --> 00:15:58,440 - See you tomorrow, Dave. - So, if we can just talk about -- 342 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:03,039 Fuck ! Great. I'm gonna be up the entire night 343 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:07,240 writing some verse that can fit over any beat tempo that's ever existed. 344 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,000 Bro, that's what rappers do, bro. You got it. Game six. 345 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:13,320 Seven. It's seven, Gata. Who says six ? That's... What are you talking about ? 346 00:16:13,399 --> 00:16:15,799 Oh, no. He closing down in six, bro. Icons can do anything. 347 00:16:15,879 --> 00:16:18,559 Jordan playing baseball. You know what I'm saying ? Bo Jackson did it all. 348 00:16:18,639 --> 00:16:19,720 - You got it. - Ants. 349 00:16:19,799 --> 00:16:21,399 It's gonna work out like it always does. 350 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,759 You're born to do this, remember ? 351 00:16:32,879 --> 00:16:35,279 Black coffee, almond milk for the all-night woman. 352 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,919 Black coffee can't have milk. 353 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:40,559 - What am I adding the milk to then ? - Coffee. 354 00:16:41,279 --> 00:16:42,519 It feels racial. 355 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,600 Wanna know another fun fact ? 356 00:16:45,679 --> 00:16:49,480 I've never actually rapped in front of anybody before ever. 357 00:16:49,559 --> 00:16:51,840 Wait, are you nervous ? 358 00:16:51,919 --> 00:16:54,240 Look, I don't know. Fuck. Jeff's an intimidating guy. 359 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:57,080 And this is all coming kind of quickly, and I just want to make sure I'm ready. 360 00:16:57,159 --> 00:16:59,679 Dave, if you want to be a rapper, you'll have to do this eventually. 361 00:16:59,759 --> 00:17:01,720 You might as well pop your cherry in front of a bunch of White dudes 362 00:17:01,799 --> 00:17:03,440 who won't even know what's cool or not. 363 00:17:03,519 --> 00:17:05,359 - It's gonna be cool. - You're gonna be fine. 364 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:06,519 - Absolutely. - You got this. 365 00:17:06,599 --> 00:17:10,000 Speaking of which, Stephen, we got quite the pitch for Mountain Dew today. 366 00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:13,079 - Yes, we do. - Oh, fuck. I'm sorry. 367 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,599 John and Vicky actually sent some stuff in. 368 00:17:17,559 --> 00:17:19,319 - Aren't they on vacation ? - Yeah. 369 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,599 Yeah, they are fucking rock stars. 370 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:24,160 Anyway, we've got enough manpower on Dew, 371 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:27,160 so why don't you guys get back to work on TDA ? 372 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,160 Whoa, so we're not doing any TV commercials ? 373 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,359 Can we just give you the elevator pitch ? 374 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,480 Don't even worry about it just... TDA, guys. Thanks. 375 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,119 Fuck this fucking place. 376 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,400 Shit. 377 00:17:51,079 --> 00:17:54,279 - Long night last night ? - Yeah. 378 00:17:54,359 --> 00:17:57,759 Oh I think I just saw your father in conference room two. 379 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:03,119 Sony's here. Everybody's Asian. It's crazy. 380 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:22,680 Slug, let's win the Mountain Dew pitch today. 381 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:26,480 Did you just snort Adderall ? We're not even in the meeting. 382 00:18:26,559 --> 00:18:29,759 So what ? Let's just fucking crash it. Who cares ? 383 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:33,839 Just went in the... ? You can't. That's not... That would never fly. 384 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:37,359 Aren't you the one who said you can live with failure, not with what-ifs ? 385 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,000 - That was I. - Their tagline is "Do the Dew". 386 00:18:40,079 --> 00:18:41,839 - It is. I feel you. - They're all about doing. 387 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,039 We gotta just do it. You know ? 388 00:18:44,119 --> 00:18:46,279 You're treading into Nike territory, but fuck yeah, I'm down. 389 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,960 - How do we ? Fuck. That's a... - Fuck yeah. 390 00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:49,079 - I love that shit. - Fuck it up. 391 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:50,599 Do you have the music ? Okay, that's a lot. 392 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,319 But yes I'm ready, uh... 393 00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:54,200 - Ready, baby ? - Let's go ! 394 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,759 Bro, you didn't tell me they had DJ Drama here today, bro. 395 00:19:06,839 --> 00:19:09,160 You know it's about to go up, bro. You gotta snap, dawg. For real. 396 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,480 You know who that is, right ? 397 00:19:10,559 --> 00:19:13,119 Gata, he doesn't need the pressure right now, man, just... 398 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:16,319 - He'll bust again. - I know, bro, but not now. 399 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:19,640 Hey. 400 00:19:31,759 --> 00:19:33,200 - Check your phone. - What ? 401 00:19:33,279 --> 00:19:36,119 Check your phone. I was just flirting with the DJ. I texted you the beat. 402 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,200 You're welcome. 403 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,759 Hey, Gata, I want to direct one of your videos. 404 00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:01,240 You serious ? But you know I ain't got money for no music video. 405 00:20:01,319 --> 00:20:03,440 - It's fine. I just want to do shit. - You for real ? 406 00:20:03,519 --> 00:20:05,799 - Yeah. - Ooh, shit ! 407 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,960 This about to up my gander for real. 408 00:20:08,039 --> 00:20:10,319 This is big time, like top tier. You really 'bout to do this shit for me ? 409 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,039 - Where's Lil Dicky ? - I don't know. 410 00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:13,279 I'm not even sure. 411 00:20:14,599 --> 00:20:16,160 Anyone got eyes on Dicky ? 412 00:20:24,759 --> 00:20:26,119 New crib doesn't have a driveway 413 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,160 Still pulling out when I fuck by the fireplace 414 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:29,680 I might be hip-hop Ryan Gosling 415 00:20:29,759 --> 00:20:31,480 I don't want to think about It's just too exhausting 416 00:20:31,559 --> 00:20:33,720 Kissing on your baby Like a boy politician 417 00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:35,079 I'm tough shit like overcooked chicken 418 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,720 Huh bite the lip Won't take no rent 419 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,000 Show Hollywood What you and I like 420 00:20:41,079 --> 00:20:42,799 Pronouns, girls wanna go out White 421 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,160 Snow owl hair so straight 422 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,039 Blow out, touchdown, score, no tow out 423 00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:47,519 Wouldn't mind telling me I'm loud as fuck 424 00:20:47,599 --> 00:20:49,359 Made stop, coming back, turn down for what 425 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,200 They hopped in a motherfucking crowded bus 426 00:20:51,279 --> 00:20:54,079 That Lil Dicky got double excel, huh Yes ! 427 00:20:56,759 --> 00:20:57,759 Hey, Dave. 428 00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:00,599 Keep in mind, your clothes are really dark so don't lose your light. 429 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,279 - Every rapper has a spotlight. - I'm gonna do it how I'm gonna do it. 430 00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:03,680 I have to. 431 00:21:08,519 --> 00:21:10,400 Seven, eight. 432 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,680 Rolling. Quiet, y'all. 433 00:21:12,759 --> 00:21:14,480 Clear rolling set off. 434 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,720 This is what he do. You can't like spin like him. He gonna be good. 435 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,079 Dave East, you're up. 436 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,720 You all ready ? Let's do this shit. 437 00:21:37,519 --> 00:21:39,599 Yo, this slow ass beat ain't it, man. 438 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,440 What you are playing man ? Hey, yo this shit. 439 00:21:41,519 --> 00:21:43,279 That's whack. Speed it up, bro. 440 00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:45,160 I got a different one. I got... I got something else. 441 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:47,880 - I need something else. - Yeah. 442 00:21:50,839 --> 00:21:51,839 Yeah. 443 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,839 Thank you, man. 444 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,839 Ah, one, two. One, two. One, two. 445 00:21:56,920 --> 00:22:00,720 Yo I put one up in the sky Til the day that I die 446 00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:05,079 I'm the best rapper alive 447 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:12,880 That was really good. 448 00:22:13,559 --> 00:22:15,039 That was really good. 449 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,519 - Lil Dicky ? - Me ? 450 00:22:18,599 --> 00:22:19,960 - You're up. - Okay. 451 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,200 Alright, yeah, I'll take your word for it. 452 00:22:29,759 --> 00:22:31,720 New crib doesn't have a driveway 453 00:22:31,799 --> 00:22:34,599 Still pulling out when I fuck by the fireplace 454 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:37,799 I might be hip-hop Ryan Gosling I don't-- 455 00:22:40,839 --> 00:22:42,759 Hey, can we start that over ? Can we just run it back ? 456 00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:44,920 Yeah. Run that back for me. Thanks. 457 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,359 New crib doesn't have a driveway 458 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,279 Still pulling out when I fuck 459 00:22:55,519 --> 00:22:58,519 Didn't do the vocal warm-ups that I do. 460 00:22:58,599 --> 00:22:59,640 Here we go. 461 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:00,799 New crib doesn't have a driveway 462 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,960 Still pulling out when I fuck by the fireplace 463 00:23:02,039 --> 00:23:03,039 I might be hip-hop Ryan Gosling 464 00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:04,160 I don't like to think about it It's just too exhausting 465 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:05,920 So fast, fast. 466 00:23:07,839 --> 00:23:09,119 Start it over. Start it over. 467 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,160 I'm just trying to get the hang of this new beat ! 468 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,319 Can you just don't come so close ? Thanks. 469 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,400 Can we go back to the, the first beat ? 470 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:34,240 Everyone has to have the same one, otherwise it wouldn't cut together. 471 00:23:34,319 --> 00:23:37,960 Right. And, and you won't to do yours again to the slower beat, no ? 472 00:23:38,039 --> 00:23:40,200 - No, I'm good. - Okay. 473 00:23:40,279 --> 00:23:43,519 Adapt, adapt, adapt. You can play it. Start it up. 474 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:48,920 Why, why, why, why, why, why, why ? 475 00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:55,400 Mountain Dew is current, it's exciting, 476 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:58,319 it's iconic, it's pure energy in a bottle 477 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,200 or, or a can. Yeah. 478 00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:05,039 That's why we're telling the world to "Grab a Mountain Dew and charge up !" 479 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:09,599 Jeff, we're just blue-skying right now, but happy to hear your thoughts. 480 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,680 - We can circle back at the- - Hold on. There's one more. 481 00:24:11,759 --> 00:24:13,000 Wait, what - are you... ? - Trust me. 482 00:24:13,079 --> 00:24:14,559 You guys are gonna love this. 483 00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:21,079 - Hi. Hello. - Hi. 484 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:25,039 How's it going ? You guys are here for the Mountain Dew pitch, right ? 485 00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:27,160 You can sit. I figured it all out. 486 00:24:28,279 --> 00:24:31,000 Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew 487 00:24:31,079 --> 00:24:33,799 Drink, chug, do the Dew everyone 488 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,720 Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew 489 00:24:36,799 --> 00:24:40,599 What would you do to do what you want It's done 490 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:44,000 Did you have a good time listening to everybody silly ideas about soda ? 491 00:24:44,079 --> 00:24:46,000 Aw man party's over Dis the closer 492 00:24:46,079 --> 00:24:47,319 Let me just demonstrate this further 493 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:50,119 Just imagine there's a commercial And there's a rapper about your work 494 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,119 And he's gonna, like, gentlemen, would you like a Mountain Dew ? 495 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:55,160 Steph, would you like a Mountain Dew ? Jeff, would you like a Mountain Dew ? 496 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,359 Steve I don't know about you I'm just kidding but, Jeff, 497 00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,480 look at the can, look at me, dance Look at the man, Jeff 498 00:24:59,559 --> 00:25:01,240 I'm looking pretty on brand They got supply board 499 00:25:01,319 --> 00:25:02,960 This is the man, Jeff 500 00:25:03,039 --> 00:25:06,160 The kids will post this on the Gram Tag all their friends 501 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,119 By the end of the night They'll be like Sprite, who ? 502 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,440 We make up a dance Man where does it end ? 503 00:25:10,519 --> 00:25:12,200 You gotta trot over and get us a motherfucking drinks 504 00:25:12,279 --> 00:25:13,960 Put it in a can, great, done 505 00:25:14,039 --> 00:25:16,839 By the way hi I'm Dave While I have your attention 506 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,279 yI sit over there in the cube in the pit 507 00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:21,279 I'm a genius I should probably get more opps 508 00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:24,279 Underutilized as fuck But I guess today it stops 509 00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:27,440 Maybe not, it depends if management can open their eyes a little 510 00:25:27,519 --> 00:25:30,720 I'm just messing, Steven But clearly I'm a leader of thought 511 00:25:30,799 --> 00:25:31,960 No ? 512 00:25:32,039 --> 00:25:35,000 Look what I've done Okay I'm done, you can stop it. 513 00:25:35,079 --> 00:25:36,480 You can stop the music. 514 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:38,480 Stop the music. 515 00:25:41,559 --> 00:25:45,160 - Thank you, guys, so much. - That was awesome. 516 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,720 You know what ? Let's fast-track this and lock in a rapper. 517 00:25:47,799 --> 00:25:49,480 I think he could run point on that. 518 00:25:49,559 --> 00:25:50,599 What's your name again ? 519 00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:54,960 Norm Bender. 520 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,000 It's Dave. My name's Dave. 521 00:25:58,079 --> 00:26:01,039 So you prefer Dave or Norm Bender ? 522 00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:03,359 Dave. 523 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:06,759 Oh, and give it up for Emma. She did all the visuals. 524 00:26:10,039 --> 00:26:12,640 They're kinda cool, right ? Did you guys... You didn't see them ? 525 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,119 I might be hip-hop Ryan Gosling 526 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,680 I don't like to think about it too exhausting... Only... 527 00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:21,920 Fuck ! Sorry. 528 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,519 No crib. 529 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:28,920 Kissing on your baby Like a politician 530 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,759 I don't... I'm sorry. 531 00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:31,880 Okay, you know what ? 532 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,640 I think we have enough to stitch something out of it so you can stop. 533 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,599 Can I just take five ? I'm sorry, I just need five minutes. 534 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:40,079 Thank you so much. I just need five minutes. Thank you. 44708

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