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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,519 --> 00:00:10,000 Grammy-nominated Doja Cat talks rise to stardom 2 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:11,679 Who is Doja Cat dating? 3 00:00:11,759 --> 00:00:13,960 Doja Cat unveils new look at VMAs 4 00:00:14,039 --> 00:00:16,039 Had to pull up the interview from tomorrow to today. 5 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:29,280 What the fuck ? 6 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:32,679 Can I get like... 7 00:00:34,679 --> 00:00:36,560 Can I get like thirty or forty... 8 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:41,759 I need, like, 30 or 40 minutes to eat lunch. What the fuck ? 9 00:01:10,879 --> 00:01:14,079 Are you, like, retired from rap or something and nobody told me or... 10 00:01:14,159 --> 00:01:18,120 I'm sorry, I'm on this new online dating platform. Man, is it an oasis. 11 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:21,480 Every single person on here is either an incredibly hot girl 12 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:23,319 or an incredibly successful man, so... 13 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,719 Nigger, if I had your status, I'd be texting everybody. 14 00:01:26,799 --> 00:01:27,799 What ? 15 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:30,239 The whole point of being famous is your time cost money. 16 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:33,359 His presence is a present. These hoes need to pay homage. 17 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:37,079 Homage. Homage. Homage ? 18 00:01:37,159 --> 00:01:40,200 Look what I'm working with. I've got a date tonight with Sadie. 19 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,480 I've got a feeling I'm gonna explode. 20 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:43,560 You ain't getting sucked. 21 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:45,000 "Live. Love. Laugh." That's her bio. 22 00:01:45,079 --> 00:01:48,799 What would your bio be ? "I bring girls over and watch Surviving R. Kelly 23 00:01:48,879 --> 00:01:53,040 and try to kiss them during the commercial like a fucking creep ?" 24 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,400 Wasn't that a horrible decision on your end ? 25 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:59,000 On our end. Me and her both made the decision to watch that shit. 26 00:01:59,079 --> 00:02:00,920 Gata, do you wanna get on this app ? 27 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:04,439 No, no, I'm cool - I'm on Jdate right now, looking for my wife. 28 00:02:04,519 --> 00:02:06,760 With a 401k plan and let me be her man. 29 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:09,879 - Are you actually on Jdate ? - Yeah, I'm swiping right now. 30 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:12,479 That's so smart ! Opposites attract. 31 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:15,960 - Big time, big time ! - Is that a direct deposit or what ? 32 00:02:16,039 --> 00:02:18,800 This is actually real. This is reality. This is insane. 33 00:02:18,879 --> 00:02:20,560 Look who I just matched with. 34 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:23,080 - Who the fuck is that ? - Look who I just matched with. 35 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:25,199 You know who Doja Cat is. 36 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:28,520 - That's the chick with all that ass. - Yeah, it is ! 37 00:02:28,599 --> 00:02:29,879 Thats another level of thickness. 38 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:33,120 Advanced thickness. Niggers gonna be trying to assassinate you, bro. 39 00:02:33,199 --> 00:02:34,800 I've never dated a famous woman. 40 00:02:34,879 --> 00:02:36,879 - Just treat her like a pedestrian. - Hello ? 41 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:40,639 I'm gonna go get some Perrier. We'll put our heads together when I'm back. 42 00:02:40,719 --> 00:02:42,919 I know you be on the weirdo art shit, bro. 43 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,759 I need some of that in this video. 44 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,159 Whose video ? 45 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:50,639 Let me think, gimme a second. 46 00:02:50,719 --> 00:02:51,879 Relax. 47 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:54,240 - Greg Schirmer. - Me. Tell them me. 48 00:02:54,319 --> 00:02:56,319 - Me. I could do it. - Who's that ? 49 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:57,400 Lil Dicky. 50 00:02:57,479 --> 00:02:59,840 You know that white rapper, Lil Dicky ? He's kinda... 51 00:02:59,919 --> 00:03:01,599 Skyrocketting. Coming up ! 52 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:04,840 He's growing right now, he's bubbling. Bad haircut. 53 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:06,639 Everything's going up for it. 54 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:09,400 - Corny white boy ? - Exactly. 55 00:03:09,479 --> 00:03:12,280 Perfect. Tell him pull up ASAP. 56 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,199 I'll connect you guys. Get him out of my hair. 57 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,080 Alright. Thanks. 58 00:03:16,159 --> 00:03:17,439 - Why did you hit me ? - This is incredible. 59 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:20,240 - Is it like a cameo ? - I don't know. 60 00:03:20,319 --> 00:03:23,560 The nigger said he needs weird stuff in and you said you wanna do weird stuff. 61 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:25,439 So I'm going to my first rap video shoot now. 62 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:28,919 Is your day that clear that you can just, like, drop everything ? 63 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,960 I definitely have nothing better to do. 64 00:03:31,039 --> 00:03:34,240 Either way, you judge me while I'm gonna go text this pop star. 65 00:03:34,319 --> 00:03:38,919 You keep doing you, chilling. I like the sweatshirt, you're laid back. 66 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,960 I've got a whole lot of other things going on 67 00:03:41,039 --> 00:03:43,599 socially, professionally, borderline sexually... 68 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:45,840 Before you even finish, I'm gonna walk away. 69 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:48,639 Okay. 70 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:53,680 - This is incredible. - Man, that was a good workout ! 71 00:03:53,759 --> 00:03:55,960 - You've got some good news, I see. - I'm very excited. 72 00:03:56,039 --> 00:03:59,240 Man. You know I gotta keep my body in shape, bro. 73 00:03:59,319 --> 00:04:02,800 We on another level, bro ! 74 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:26,959 What would they call us ? Doja Dick? Doja Cat's Dick ? 75 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:29,480 Lil Cat 76 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,439 I know, just put it right down where you're standing. I got it from here. 77 00:04:32,519 --> 00:04:34,160 I appreciate it. 78 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,199 - Are you sure ? - Yeah. 79 00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:38,720 It's a fame thing, no worries, man, appreciate it. 80 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,040 Sounds like a formidable power couple. We can workshop it more later. 81 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,199 There's so much to learn about one another. 82 00:04:44,279 --> 00:04:47,240 Sounds like a formidable power couple. We can workshop it more later. 83 00:04:47,319 --> 00:04:49,480 There's so much to learn about one another. 84 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,399 Like what ? 85 00:05:04,639 --> 00:05:07,720 Like what to name our kids. And what they should name their kids. 86 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:11,680 I'm a huge name guy. Can talk about names for a while. 87 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:27,680 Like what to name our kids. And what they should name their kids. 88 00:05:27,759 --> 00:05:31,680 I've always liked Salami for a girl. 89 00:05:35,079 --> 00:05:38,040 Or Allegra. 90 00:05:43,439 --> 00:05:46,959 - I'm so happy you guys are here. - I missed hugging you. 91 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:50,680 You still smell like an old Bible, mom. Lord's my witness. 92 00:05:50,759 --> 00:05:53,079 - It's the rental car. - Yeah. 93 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:56,360 - Oh my God ! That house is gorgeous. - I wanted to jump in the pool. 94 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:58,879 Salami Cat, nice. We can give them your last name, I'm very progressive. 95 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:01,160 - Don, this weather ! - I could swim. 96 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:03,839 Please. 97 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:05,519 You hungry ? 98 00:06:06,279 --> 00:06:08,439 I'll feed you, just give me a sec. 99 00:06:10,839 --> 00:06:13,759 Every guy is progressive these days. 100 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:15,879 - It was anime. - Anime ? 101 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:18,160 - He had the pink balls. - He was not anime. 102 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:21,639 He was a short New Zealander who got lucky. 103 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,399 Forget those guys. Where should our wedding be ? 104 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:27,839 The fuck you say ? 105 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:33,839 In this pussy. 106 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:36,199 It's Game of Thrones or Lord of the Rings, but at the time 107 00:06:36,279 --> 00:06:38,240 you said he looked like the guy from The Shape of the Water. 108 00:06:38,319 --> 00:06:39,800 - No, I never said that. - Yes, you did. 109 00:06:39,879 --> 00:06:44,279 He had these three little tattoos by his ears and you thought he had gills. 110 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:47,480 Oh, I've got a big family, though. Lots of cousins. 111 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:51,319 My pussy fat, they can all fit. 112 00:06:51,399 --> 00:06:53,920 But I'm telling you, I will not be eating there. 113 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,800 You think the IKEA recipe says onions, carrots, celery, and horse ? 114 00:06:57,879 --> 00:06:59,839 I'm not saying it's part of their recipe, 115 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,480 but I think there's clearly a lack of oversight. 116 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:05,560 Hey, Siri. Are IKEA meatballs made of horse ? 117 00:07:05,639 --> 00:07:07,399 We're not going to IKEA. 118 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:09,800 - Why ? - I'm not doing that today. 119 00:07:09,879 --> 00:07:13,680 I found this for "are IKEA meatballs made of horse ?" Check it out. 120 00:07:13,759 --> 00:07:15,439 Well, I've heard that's a good thing. 121 00:07:17,079 --> 00:07:18,800 Alex, out ! 122 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:21,920 Humans only. Out ! Out ! 123 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:28,279 I just threw a bottle cap at my pussy. 124 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:32,000 - I think I need more time to adjust. - You've been here three weeks. 125 00:07:32,079 --> 00:07:35,519 David, how long were you jet lag when you first got here ? 126 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:39,720 Never. It's a three-our time difference, I'm not affected by that. 127 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:41,759 Jet lag can last months. 128 00:07:41,839 --> 00:07:44,759 You can't be jet lag. Are you feeling-- 129 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:47,480 I don't know what that means. 130 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,360 Yeah you do. 131 00:07:51,439 --> 00:07:55,079 Alright. I think we need a lot of-- I'd like an airfryer. 132 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:58,360 - We're only here for six months. - Well. Still. 133 00:07:58,439 --> 00:07:59,759 I have to see you tonight. 134 00:07:59,839 --> 00:08:01,600 I think that's probably a good idea. 135 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:03,480 Dinner at Paper Boat around 7 ? 136 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:05,040 David ! 137 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:07,480 Sorry. 138 00:08:07,959 --> 00:08:11,720 My stylist bought it for me and he said we should turn it into a merkin. 139 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:15,160 If you don't know what that is, that's fake pussy hair 140 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:17,079 on top of your pussy hair. 141 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:19,399 I remember just feeling like this. 142 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,160 Just feeling like this. 143 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,759 Do you see this comments section ? 144 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,040 What is wrong with my eyebrows ? 145 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:30,920 I'm about to look this dude up. Who's this ? 146 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,399 Just from your avi alone, 147 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:38,039 I can tell that you have bad sex often. 148 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:40,519 Listen, Mr. Rogers, I love your show, 149 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:43,159 but something about you being on my live-- 150 00:08:47,639 --> 00:08:50,399 I was just playing baby girl push your titties together. 151 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:54,639 OK, guys, so as you can see, I probably got go shave and wax. 152 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:56,639 I have to shax my merkin. 153 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:58,799 Bye. 154 00:09:13,559 --> 00:09:16,480 I just have to see you tonight. Dinner at Paper Boat around 7 ? 155 00:09:21,399 --> 00:09:25,919 I have a crazy day, but fuck it, let's make it crazier, I'm down. 156 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,799 Let's get off this dumbass app tho. 157 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:33,879 I don't think you can get Chinese food out here the way it is back east. 158 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:36,279 - I thought this was really good. - No, it was good. 159 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:39,440 I'm gonna make a reservation right fucking now. 160 00:09:39,519 --> 00:09:42,639 We come out here for the winter to be with you and it's... 161 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,279 It's like you're not even here with us. 162 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:48,039 I've just been talking to a woman all day and my heart's racing, I'm excited. 163 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,879 And she may or may not be famous. 164 00:09:50,679 --> 00:09:51,960 - Yeah. - Who is it ? 165 00:09:52,039 --> 00:09:55,320 Her name is Ama-la or A-mala. 166 00:09:55,399 --> 00:09:57,440 The junkets refer to her as Doja Cat. 167 00:09:57,519 --> 00:09:59,720 Is she Jewish ? 168 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:03,039 - Wikipedia does say she's half Jewish. - What's the other half ? 169 00:10:05,159 --> 00:10:08,759 - Black. - That's wonderful, David ! 170 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:13,120 - What ? - Who cares what ethnicity she is ? 171 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,799 - You asked if she was Jewish ! - That's different. 172 00:10:15,879 --> 00:10:17,440 - Check her out ! - Wow ! 173 00:10:17,519 --> 00:10:20,840 - Yeah. - She has great breasts. 174 00:10:20,919 --> 00:10:23,559 Oh, very impressive woman ! 175 00:10:23,639 --> 00:10:25,399 Dad, you got Carol right there. 176 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:27,840 I gotta send this one thing. I'll get back to whatever's going on here. 177 00:10:29,279 --> 00:10:33,759 Honey. If you think it's gonna make you happy dating women in the industry, 178 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:35,360 you've got another thing coming. 179 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:36,639 Another think coming. 180 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,120 I gotta get off this app. 181 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,600 Another think. You said "another thing". 182 00:10:40,679 --> 00:10:42,840 The expression is "another think coming". 183 00:10:42,919 --> 00:10:44,320 We're moving off the app. 184 00:10:44,399 --> 00:10:47,000 Hey, it's Dave, here's my cell, let's get textual. See you tonight. 185 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,960 Hustle up. Have to do the interviews in car. 186 00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:50,759 Interview with W Joe is complex. BE NICE. 187 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:52,720 Car pulling up, driver's name is Carlos. 188 00:10:52,799 --> 00:10:55,440 Hey, it's Dave, here's my cell, let's get textual. See you tonight. 189 00:10:59,399 --> 00:11:03,600 No more stalkers ! 190 00:11:03,679 --> 00:11:07,679 You'll leave us here and have Mike help us the rest of the afternoon ? 191 00:11:07,759 --> 00:11:10,080 Why isn't he going to your video shoot ? 192 00:11:10,159 --> 00:11:14,080 It's not my video shoot. There are other artists who need my help. 193 00:11:14,159 --> 00:11:17,519 I would love to show my friends your videos, 194 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,759 but when I listen to your lyrics, I feel shame. 195 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:22,320 Thanks, mom, I appreciate that. 196 00:11:22,399 --> 00:11:24,559 - There's... - I have to get a Lyft right here. 197 00:11:24,639 --> 00:11:26,639 There's a nicer way to say things. 198 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,039 Everything doesn't have to be so crass and vulgar. 199 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,120 Fuck a bitch, wanna stick this 200 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:34,399 in somebody's... suck me that. It's degrading and misoginistic. 201 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,679 And David, you are so much better than that. 202 00:11:36,759 --> 00:11:40,080 I hear you. I think you just don't understand rap music 203 00:11:40,159 --> 00:11:43,240 It's the nature of the beast. But I will take your feelings into account. 204 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:45,799 I understand. No more misogyny. 205 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,159 - I love you. - I love you too. 206 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,279 Hey, what exactly is neck ? Getting neck ? 207 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,919 'Cause I've heard you say that, but I don't understand what it means. 208 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,360 We're gonna pick this up at a later junction. Mike's gonna text you 209 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,759 and meet up with you, take care of all the errands. 210 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:00,600 Drive safe. See you soon. Love you both. Drive safe. See you soon. 211 00:12:01,759 --> 00:12:03,200 What is getting neck ? 212 00:12:03,279 --> 00:12:06,600 I think it's getting head, but in a modern way. 213 00:12:09,399 --> 00:12:13,159 Sadie, about tonight. I might've underestimated how my crazy my day is. 214 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,799 Exactly. My sister's six months pregnant now 215 00:12:15,879 --> 00:12:19,080 and it's like, boom, trajectory on pause for a year 216 00:12:19,159 --> 00:12:22,320 while her body is just mutating because of the-- 217 00:12:22,399 --> 00:12:25,240 Oh my God. He texted me. 218 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:28,840 Sadie, about tonight. I might've underestimated how my crazy my day is. 219 00:12:28,919 --> 00:12:31,919 What do I say ? Does that mean that it's not happening ? 220 00:12:32,799 --> 00:12:35,679 He's a rapper. Everything's probably like this for him. 221 00:12:35,759 --> 00:12:38,840 Just be super chill. Don't be thirsty. 222 00:12:38,919 --> 00:12:40,720 - Okay. - Yeah. 223 00:12:40,799 --> 00:12:43,519 No worries, I get it. Keep me posted. 224 00:12:45,519 --> 00:12:46,639 How's it goin', man ? 225 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,799 It's goin'. 226 00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:55,320 No worries, I get it. Keep me posted. 227 00:12:56,639 --> 00:13:00,559 I gotta tell you. I've got a real pep in my step today. 228 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,080 One, two, three, four. 229 00:13:11,159 --> 00:13:14,759 Five, six, seven, yeah. And up ! 230 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:18,919 Good job. Why don't we all take five and get some water ? 231 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:19,919 Thank you. 232 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,679 I gotta tell you. I've got a real pep in my step today. 233 00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:37,399 She called me a clown. I said, if I'm a clown, what does that make you ? 234 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:40,600 Some sort of clown supervisor ? Some part-time clown lover ? 235 00:13:40,679 --> 00:13:43,360 I've got a voice. I'm gonna speak up, I'm gonna say something. 236 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:44,840 Clap right back at you, you know. 237 00:13:44,919 --> 00:13:47,480 - Yeah, yeah. You'll figure it out. - I will. But... 238 00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:50,440 She wants to eat the clown food, but not to make the clown feel good. 239 00:13:50,519 --> 00:13:53,200 Would you wake up to this ? We'll find out. 240 00:13:53,279 --> 00:13:56,399 Get a real job. Everything alright back there ? 241 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:59,120 I get hot in the car, brother. I sweat like hog meat. 242 00:14:01,279 --> 00:14:04,240 Four, five, six, seven. 243 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,600 Yes, thank you, ladies ! 244 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,960 That was the best one yet. Call it a day. 245 00:14:15,799 --> 00:14:17,960 Bro, look at this. 246 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,639 The first selfie you ever sent me. 247 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:25,840 Historic. Had to document. Gonna get this framed for our home. 248 00:14:25,919 --> 00:14:29,360 Our home, omg. Hope it's a Craftsman, bro. 249 00:14:35,399 --> 00:14:38,360 Yes. Fucking genius. Good job. 250 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,279 A famous woman might be staying... 251 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,600 I know he'll be fine, I just worry about him. 252 00:14:42,679 --> 00:14:44,320 She was really so great for him. 253 00:14:44,399 --> 00:14:45,759 Can you get me candles ? 254 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:49,919 Yeah, exes are hard. My last relationship was two years ago and-- 255 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,639 it's still on my mind, I guess. 256 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,679 Oh honey. Didn't she get married ? 257 00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:57,000 She did, yeah. She married a guy 258 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,919 named Christian Guy. 259 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,399 No, she didn't. Did she really ? Is he Christian ? 260 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:05,159 He's Presbiterian, so yeah. 261 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:08,840 So glad David has someone he can trust looking after him these days. 262 00:15:08,919 --> 00:15:11,840 Must be nice two best friends working together like this. 263 00:15:11,919 --> 00:15:13,480 With a charged remote, please. 264 00:15:13,559 --> 00:15:16,759 - It's a privilege and an honour. - How long has been Don in there ? 265 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:19,879 Uh... Couple of minutes, I think. 266 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,840 Could you check on him, please ? 267 00:15:22,519 --> 00:15:24,159 You want me-- Yeah. Yeah. 268 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,840 - Please. - Yes. 269 00:15:26,799 --> 00:15:27,960 Don ? 270 00:15:31,279 --> 00:15:32,799 - Oh man ! - What happened ? 271 00:15:32,879 --> 00:15:34,039 - Don... - What ? 272 00:15:35,919 --> 00:15:39,039 I think you might've... Did you pee yourself, Don ? 273 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:42,879 Uh yes. I did. I... Yeah. I did. 274 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:45,039 - Okay. - I've been jetlagged... 275 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:46,799 Have you heard of Doja Cat ? 276 00:15:48,159 --> 00:15:49,279 Did you jizz your pants ? 277 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,200 I peed, I peed. No, I peed. 278 00:15:51,279 --> 00:15:52,519 Okay. 279 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:55,120 - I know it. I peed. - Okay. Tell you what. 280 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,679 - I'll remember this. - Don't tell Carol ! 281 00:15:56,759 --> 00:15:58,159 Okay, Don. 282 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:01,240 Or to they come charged ? 283 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:04,039 We're gonna take the pants. They're good. 284 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,399 On it. 285 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,039 I do feel marginally bad about it, I guess, 286 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:11,720 but I feel as if I'm coming to these rap shoots, I need to be with you, 287 00:16:11,799 --> 00:16:13,360 not necessarily with Mike. 288 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,639 Never ever feel bad about being the boss, bro. 289 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,320 I do have no idea where to go. 290 00:16:17,399 --> 00:16:19,919 Me either. This place is dope. 291 00:16:20,519 --> 00:16:22,360 - Lil Dicky ? - Yeah. 292 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,480 - Hi. - Hi. Thanks so much for coming. 293 00:16:24,559 --> 00:16:26,279 - Who's this ? - He's my friend, Gata. 294 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,879 - I'm his manager. - This is the paperwork. 295 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,039 - I'll be right back. - Where do we go ? 296 00:16:31,679 --> 00:16:32,919 - You're a manager ? - I'm getting there. 297 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,639 Hey, you got any diet restrictions ? 298 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:37,480 I know you like chicken, you don't like fruit and vegetables. 299 00:16:37,559 --> 00:16:38,720 What do you want me to write down ? 300 00:16:38,799 --> 00:16:40,639 So we're fully confirmed for 7pm ? 301 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:46,720 So we are about to shoot for a magazine and I can't specify what it is. 302 00:16:46,799 --> 00:16:49,440 But I'm extremely excited and... 303 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:54,000 I hope you enjoy all the pictures and what not. 304 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,000 We're working pretty hard over here. 305 00:16:58,440 --> 00:16:59,919 Yeah. Stay tuned. 306 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,440 They're obsessed with vibrational esthtetics. Inspired by Rothko. 307 00:17:03,519 --> 00:17:04,680 Yeah ? 308 00:17:08,039 --> 00:17:09,400 Oh shit ! 309 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:11,720 - Yo what the fuck ? - Oh my God ! 310 00:17:11,799 --> 00:17:13,440 - Are you alright ? - What's up ? 311 00:17:13,519 --> 00:17:15,119 - How you doin' ? - Good. 312 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,720 This is exactly "what the fuck" we needed right now ! 313 00:17:17,799 --> 00:17:19,200 - Okay. - Let's go ! 314 00:17:19,279 --> 00:17:21,240 Happy to be here. Swae Lee. 315 00:17:21,319 --> 00:17:23,039 - What's up, man ? - He's perfect. 316 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:24,920 - J, pull up ! - J Balvin. 317 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,039 He just liked me on OnlyFans, bro. 318 00:17:27,119 --> 00:17:29,440 - I can't believe that. - You good ? 319 00:17:29,519 --> 00:17:30,799 What a thrill this is ! 320 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,359 - A triumvirate. - Bring the girls over, please. 321 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:36,559 So what is happening, fellas ? What's going on ? 322 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:37,960 You know, it's tight. 323 00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:40,720 Look back stage. 324 00:17:40,799 --> 00:17:42,200 So check this out. 325 00:17:42,279 --> 00:17:44,920 We got these 8 beatiful women and they're all for you. 326 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,559 So you pick the ones and those are the ones we're going with. 327 00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:54,119 - Going with for... - The video. 328 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,359 Like, your preference. 329 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:59,039 - Just what ? Select ? - Yeah, you gotta choose up. 330 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,799 Just go with, like, the fittest. 331 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:05,000 The physical of the... body type. 332 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,720 - Come on, bro. - Um... 333 00:18:07,799 --> 00:18:11,160 - Hi, guys. My name's Dave. - No, we don't do that. 334 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,759 - You want me to manage the sitations ? - I'm OK. 335 00:18:13,839 --> 00:18:15,519 - You sure ? - I think-- 336 00:18:15,599 --> 00:18:17,799 - You want us to matchmake for you ? - That would be great. 337 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,839 You guys know the video and the vision better than me. 338 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:24,200 Why don't you guys tell me and I'll fit right in where I get in ? 339 00:18:24,279 --> 00:18:25,759 Get in where I fit in. 340 00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:27,880 - Por supuesto. - Oh, espanol. 341 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,240 Si. 342 00:18:29,319 --> 00:18:31,640 - Latino, okay. - Yeah. 343 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:34,559 This is getting really weird very fast. I don't know how to handle this. 344 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,640 Me and you got a different type of weird. That's J Balvin. 345 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,000 He got all the Spanish Latinas. 346 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:44,559 Spanish Latinas. Isn't that the-- What is that-- What is Spanish ? 347 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:47,680 Girls from Spain, bro. He got them from all over the world. 348 00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:50,640 What do you want me to do ? Select them in front of them ? It's disheartening. 349 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:53,119 Just do your job. Be a rapper ! 350 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,640 Alright, I'll let them pick and then I'll see what the fuck happens. 351 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,440 Why is she not responding ? 352 00:18:59,519 --> 00:19:02,279 So we're fully confirmed for 7pm ? 353 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,079 Alright, we're gonna try this. 354 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:18,200 - What is that ? - It's just some pieces that I pulled. 355 00:19:18,279 --> 00:19:20,839 - No. Hold on. - It's gonna be great, don't worry. 356 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:24,160 It's not that I'm worried. Nothing that I okayed yesterday is even on that. 357 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,960 Sweetheart, we do not have time. 358 00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:28,799 Sweetheart ? You were three hours late ! 359 00:19:29,519 --> 00:19:30,799 What's going on ? 360 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,720 This is crazy. Why is everbody so unprofessional ? 361 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:37,200 Come on. We're gonna do it my way. 362 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,480 Everybody, let's go. Let's go ! 363 00:19:42,079 --> 00:19:44,000 - Come on. I don't have time. - This bitch. 364 00:19:44,079 --> 00:19:47,319 Just real quick. Did you want this on your feed or on your story ? 365 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,720 Story is good. Yeah. Thanks. 366 00:19:55,039 --> 00:19:56,640 You want it to feel like an intervention. 367 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,519 Very serious, like you have a real problem 368 00:19:58,599 --> 00:20:00,559 you've been sweeping under the rug for years and 369 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,680 all this ass represents your closest friends 370 00:20:02,759 --> 00:20:07,000 and family, and they wanna help you, but you feel betrayed and cornered. 371 00:20:07,079 --> 00:20:09,240 - Alright. - You know about primal therapy ? 372 00:20:09,319 --> 00:20:12,160 It's a way to release childhood trauma. 373 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,000 By screaming loud at a bitch. 374 00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:15,839 Yeah. You know, like... 375 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,000 Shrill ! Shrill ! 376 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,960 Damn it ! I'm gonna kick you ass ! 377 00:20:22,039 --> 00:20:24,119 Like, let it out, like... 378 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,400 So basically you're just gonna scream toward all that ass. 379 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,279 And all that ass is just gonna absorb 380 00:20:29,359 --> 00:20:32,599 that pent-up anger and frustration that you've been repressing for years. 381 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,680 Right. 382 00:20:34,759 --> 00:20:37,440 Makes sense. Quick pitch, though, before we move forward. 383 00:20:37,519 --> 00:20:39,720 If this is really about childhood trauma and pain, 384 00:20:39,799 --> 00:20:41,599 which I dig, I like that, 385 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,240 for me, personally, I'd resonate a lot more if we did, 386 00:20:44,319 --> 00:20:46,400 perhaps, like, a dick joke. 387 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:51,680 A dick... A dick joke, what do you mean by that ? 388 00:20:51,759 --> 00:20:54,160 A dick joke. You know, when you... 389 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:58,200 Or instead of me being surrounded by females and their butts, 390 00:20:59,079 --> 00:21:01,039 what if we put a bunch of dudes up there 391 00:21:01,119 --> 00:21:04,079 and I'd have my head in the middle of, like, a bunch of male asses ? 392 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:07,680 - What ? - It'd be funny if I did that. I think. 393 00:21:07,759 --> 00:21:09,079 How is that funny though ? 394 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,640 You're homophobic and you think that's funny ? 395 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,359 Isn't this a little misogynistic to have women as ornaments ? 396 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,400 Ornam--- these are dancers, these are queens. 397 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:18,720 This is a black art form. 398 00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:19,799 - Yeah. - It's way different. 399 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:22,519 Don't you think it's a bit racist for you to come here and tell us that ? 400 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,240 - I mean, I'm-- - Here. Voss, just like you like. 401 00:21:35,799 --> 00:21:38,799 Yo, bro, where the fuck are the horses ? We're still waiting. 402 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:42,720 We need to get the last five from Idaho and it's a 767, so be patient. 403 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:44,720 What did you just say ? 404 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,880 - I was just trying to explain-- - Man, take your corny ass over there. 405 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:52,400 Yeah, bro, just slide. We're making art right here. 406 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,279 You disrupting the process. Just slide off. 407 00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:57,000 Yo ! 408 00:21:57,079 --> 00:21:59,759 Did Basquiat have to tell motherfuckers 50 times ? 409 00:21:59,839 --> 00:22:02,960 - Why do you make me act like this ? - Is my body acne on camera ? 410 00:22:03,039 --> 00:22:05,079 This is the third fucking revelation. 411 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,200 We used to work at fucking Olive Garden ! 412 00:22:07,279 --> 00:22:10,000 Eating breadsticks and drinking fuckin' water ! 413 00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:11,319 This ain't no fuckin' game ! 414 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,359 This shit be dead serious, and you're siting around looking stupid. 415 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,480 Like we speak in Morse code. We gotta wait on the horses. 416 00:22:16,559 --> 00:22:17,960 Horses need to be waiting on us. 417 00:22:18,039 --> 00:22:20,160 Dang, I am such a fan ! 418 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,200 Oh yeah. These guys are beyond geniuses. 419 00:22:22,279 --> 00:22:23,319 Let's go ! 420 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,599 Can you come actually ? 421 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,519 I already got a few people I'd love for you to meet. 422 00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:32,359 I think it works great for both of us if we get in front of more artists. 423 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:35,880 We trust each other, we got a good rapport. Super down to help. 424 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,279 Thank you. I think it's time for me to branch out a bit. 425 00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:40,039 Me too. You're a cool dude. 426 00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:43,519 - Just keep it between us. - Definitely. 427 00:22:44,319 --> 00:22:45,640 Cool. 428 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:46,839 Can't now. On a run. 429 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:57,200 So we're fully confirmed for 7pm ? Helloooooo ! 430 00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:00,440 Yeah. No. Sunday. 431 00:23:01,319 --> 00:23:02,960 Thursday. 432 00:23:03,039 --> 00:23:04,920 Yeah. I have a date. 433 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,039 Okay. I'll talk to you later. I love you. Bye. 434 00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:11,039 Lydia: What did you say ? Why aren't you answering ? 435 00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:14,279 You're getting an imputation for being difficult. 436 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:17,000 Dave Are you alive ?? 437 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:25,200 Where's my earring ? Here you are. 438 00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:49,559 I know we don't know each other that well, and you don't owe me anything. 439 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:52,680 But I don't think it's asking too much to want a little bit of respect. 440 00:23:52,759 --> 00:23:55,920 I'm an extremely busy person, as I'm sure you are too, 441 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,839 and when I make plans to do something, 442 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:03,039 only all of a suddent not hear back from you, it's just super annoying. 443 00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:07,480 Instead I'm stuck in limbo, because you just disappear out of nowhere, 444 00:24:07,559 --> 00:24:11,039 yet are still fully capable of posting an Instagram story 445 00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:12,480 showing off your new outfit. 446 00:24:12,559 --> 00:24:13,880 Lol. 447 00:24:30,759 --> 00:24:36,319 Hey, just got done for the day. Wanna meet met at Paper Boat in an hour ? 448 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:49,200 Hey, just got done for the day. Wanna meet met at Paper Boat in an hour ? 449 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:55,359 Sorry, don't think I can make it tonight actually. Raincheck ? 450 00:24:56,440 --> 00:25:00,759 Sorry, don't think I can make it tonight actually. Raincheck ? 451 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,680 - I'm gonna order actually. - Indeed. 452 00:25:05,759 --> 00:25:08,119 Can I do the gumbo without the onions ? 453 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,039 It's all premade like that, I'm sorry. 454 00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:14,000 - It's all good, I'll do it anyway. - Alright. Any entrées ? 455 00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:15,160 I'm still studying. 456 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,680 - Just another minute, please. - Take as much time as you need. 37333

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