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Grammy-nominated Doja Cat talks rise to stardom

Who is Doja Cat dating?

Doja Cat unveils new look at VMAs

Had to pull up the interview from tomorrow to today.

What the fuck ?

Can I get like...

Can I get like thirty or forty...

I need, like, 30 or 40 minutes to eat lunch. What the fuck ?

Are you, like, retired from rap or something and nobody told me or...

I'm sorry, I'm on this new online dating platform. Man, is it an oasis.

Every single person on here is either an incredibly hot girl

or an incredibly successful man, so...

Nigger, if I had your status, I'd be texting everybody.

What ?

The whole point of being famous is your time cost money.

His presence is a present. These hoes need to pay homage.

Homage. Homage. Homage ?

Look what I'm working with. I've got a date tonight with Sadie.

I've got a feeling I'm gonna explode.

You ain't getting sucked.

"Live. Love. Laugh." That's her bio.

What would your bio be ? "I bring girls over and watch Surviving R. Kelly

and try to kiss them during the commercial like a fucking creep ?"

Wasn't that a horrible decision on your end ?

On our end. Me and her both made the decision to watch that shit.

Gata, do you wanna get on this app ?

No, no, I'm cool - I'm on Jdate right now, looking for my wife.

With a 401k plan and let me be her man.

- Are you actually on Jdate ? - Yeah, I'm swiping right now.

That's so smart ! Opposites attract.

- Big time, big time ! - Is that a direct deposit or what ?

This is actually real. This is reality. This is insane.

Look who I just matched with.

- Who the fuck is that ? - Look who I just matched with.

You know who Doja Cat is.

- That's the chick with all that ass. - Yeah, it is !

Thats another level of thickness.

Advanced thickness. Niggers gonna be trying to assassinate you, bro.

I've never dated a famous woman.

- Just treat her like a pedestrian. - Hello ?

I'm gonna go get some Perrier. We'll put our heads together when I'm back.

I know you be on the weirdo art shit, bro.

I need some of that in this video.

Whose video ?

Let me think, gimme a second.

Relax.

- Greg Schirmer. - Me. Tell them me.

- Me. I could do it. - Who's that ?

Lil Dicky.

You know that white rapper, Lil Dicky ? He's kinda...

Skyrocketting. Coming up !

He's growing right now, he's bubbling. Bad haircut.

Everything's going up for it.

- Corny white boy ? - Exactly.

Perfect. Tell him pull up ASAP.

I'll connect you guys. Get him out of my hair.

Alright. Thanks.

- Why did you hit me ? - This is incredible.

- Is it like a cameo ? - I don't know.

The nigger said he needs weird stuff in and you said you wanna do weird stuff.

So I'm going to my first rap video shoot now.

Is your day that clear that you can just, like, drop everything ?

I definitely have nothing better to do.

Either way, you judge me while I'm gonna go text this pop star.

You keep doing you, chilling. I like the sweatshirt, you're laid back.

I've got a whole lot of other things going on

socially, professionally, borderline sexually...

Before you even finish, I'm gonna walk away.

Okay.

- This is incredible. - Man, that was a good workout !

- You've got some good news, I see. - I'm very excited.

Man. You know I gotta keep my body in shape, bro.

We on another level, bro !

What would they call us ? Doja Dick? Doja Cat's Dick ?

Lil Cat

I know, just put it right down where you're standing. I got it from here.

I appreciate it.

- Are you sure ? - Yeah.

It's a fame thing, no worries, man, appreciate it.

Sounds like a formidable power couple. We can workshop it more later.

There's so much to learn about one another.

Sounds like a formidable power couple. We can workshop it more later.

There's so much to learn about one another.

Like what ?

Like what to name our kids. And what they should name their kids.

I'm a huge name guy. Can talk about names for a while.

Like what to name our kids. And what they should name their kids.

I've always liked Salami for a girl.

Or Allegra.

- I'm so happy you guys are here. - I missed hugging you.

You still smell like an old Bible, mom. Lord's my witness.

- It's the rental car. - Yeah.

- Oh my God ! That house is gorgeous. - I wanted to jump in the pool.

Salami Cat, nice. We can give them your last name, I'm very progressive.

- Don, this weather ! - I could swim.

Please.

You hungry ?

I'll feed you, just give me a sec.

Every guy is progressive these days.

- It was anime. - Anime ?

- He had the pink balls. - He was not anime.

He was a short New Zealander who got lucky.

Forget those guys. Where should our wedding be ?

The fuck you say ?

In this pussy.

It's Game of Thrones or Lord of the Rings, but at the time

you said he looked like the guy from The Shape of the Water.

- No, I never said that. - Yes, you did.

He had these three little tattoos by his ears and you thought he had gills.

Oh, I've got a big family, though. Lots of cousins.

My pussy fat, they can all fit.

But I'm telling you, I will not be eating there.

You think the IKEA recipe says onions, carrots, celery, and horse ?

I'm not saying it's part of their recipe,

but I think there's clearly a lack of oversight.

Hey, Siri. Are IKEA meatballs made of horse ?

We're not going to IKEA.

- Why ? - I'm not doing that today.

I found this for "are IKEA meatballs made of horse ?" Check it out.

Well, I've heard that's a good thing.

Alex, out !

Humans only. Out ! Out !

I just threw a bottle cap at my pussy.

- I think I need more time to adjust. - You've been here three weeks.

David, how long were you jet lag when you first got here ?

Never. It's a three-our time difference, I'm not affected by that.

Jet lag can last months.

You can't be jet lag. Are you feeling--

I don't know what that means.

Yeah you do.

Alright. I think we need a lot of-- I'd like an airfryer.

- We're only here for six months. - Well. Still.

I have to see you tonight.

I think that's probably a good idea.

Dinner at Paper Boat around 7 ?

David !

Sorry.

My stylist bought it for me and he said we should turn it into a merkin.

If you don't know what that is, that's fake pussy hair

on top of your pussy hair.

I remember just feeling like this.

Just feeling like this.

Do you see this comments section ?

What is wrong with my eyebrows ?

I'm about to look this dude up. Who's this ?

Just from your avi alone,

I can tell that you have bad sex often.

Listen, Mr. Rogers, I love your show,

but something about you being on my live--

I was just playing baby girl push your titties together.

OK, guys, so as you can see, I probably got go shave and wax.

I have to shax my merkin.

Bye.

I just have to see you tonight. Dinner at Paper Boat around 7 ?

I have a crazy day, but fuck it, let's make it crazier, I'm down.

Let's get off this dumbass app tho.

I don't think you can get Chinese food out here the way it is back east.

- I thought this was really good. - No, it was good.

I'm gonna make a reservation right fucking now.

We come out here for the winter to be with you and it's...

It's like you're not even here with us.

I've just been talking to a woman all day and my heart's racing, I'm excited.

And she may or may not be famous.

- Yeah. - Who is it ?

Her name is Ama-la or A-mala.

The junkets refer to her as Doja Cat.

Is she Jewish ?

- Wikipedia does say she's half Jewish. - What's the other half ?

- Black. - That's wonderful, David !

- What ? - Who cares what ethnicity she is ?

- You asked if she was Jewish ! - That's different.

- Check her out ! - Wow !

- Yeah. - She has great breasts.

Oh, very impressive woman !

Dad, you got Carol right there.

I gotta send this one thing. I'll get back to whatever's going on here.

Honey. If you think it's gonna make you happy dating women in the industry,

you've got another thing coming.

Another think coming.

I gotta get off this app.

Another think. You said "another thing".

The expression is "another think coming".

We're moving off the app.

Hey, it's Dave, here's my cell, let's get textual. See you tonight.

Hustle up. Have to do the interviews in car.

Interview with W Joe is complex. BE NICE.

Car pulling up, driver's name is Carlos.

Hey, it's Dave, here's my cell, let's get textual. See you tonight.

No more stalkers !

You'll leave us here and have Mike help us the rest of the afternoon ?

Why isn't he going to your video shoot ?

It's not my video shoot. There are other artists who need my help.

I would love to show my friends your videos,

but when I listen to your lyrics, I feel shame.

Thanks, mom, I appreciate that.

- There's... - I have to get a Lyft right here.

There's a nicer way to say things.

Everything doesn't have to be so crass and vulgar.

Fuck a bitch, wanna stick this

in somebody's... suck me that. It's degrading and misoginistic.

And David, you are so much better than that.

I hear you. I think you just don't understand rap music

It's the nature of the beast. But I will take your feelings into account.

I understand. No more misogyny.

- I love you. - I love you too.

Hey, what exactly is neck ? Getting neck ?

'Cause I've heard you say that, but I don't understand what it means.

We're gonna pick this up at a later junction. Mike's gonna text you

and meet up with you, take care of all the errands.

Drive safe. See you soon. Love you both. Drive safe. See you soon.

What is getting neck ?

I think it's getting head, but in a modern way.

Sadie, about tonight. I might've underestimated how my crazy my day is.

Exactly. My sister's six months pregnant now

and it's like, boom, trajectory on pause for a year

while her body is just mutating because of the--

Oh my God. He texted me.

Sadie, about tonight. I might've underestimated how my crazy my day is.

What do I say ? Does that mean that it's not happening ?

He's a rapper. Everything's probably like this for him.

Just be super chill. Don't be thirsty.

- Okay. - Yeah.

No worries, I get it. Keep me posted.

How's it goin', man ?

It's goin'.

No worries, I get it. Keep me posted.

I gotta tell you. I've got a real pep in my step today.

One, two, three, four.

Five, six, seven, yeah. And up !

Good job. Why don't we all take five and get some water ?

Thank you.

I gotta tell you. I've got a real pep in my step today.

She called me a clown. I said, if I'm a clown, what does that make you ?

Some sort of clown supervisor ? Some part-time clown lover ?

I've got a voice. I'm gonna speak up, I'm gonna say something.

Clap right back at you, you know.

- Yeah, yeah. You'll figure it out. - I will. But...

She wants to eat the clown food, but not to make the clown feel good.

Would you wake up to this ? We'll find out.

Get a real job. Everything alright back there ?

I get hot in the car, brother. I sweat like hog meat.

Four, five, six, seven.

Yes, thank you, ladies !

That was the best one yet. Call it a day.

Bro, look at this.

The first selfie you ever sent me.

Historic. Had to document. Gonna get this framed for our home.

Our home, omg. Hope it's a Craftsman, bro.

Yes. Fucking genius. Good job.

A famous woman might be staying...

I know he'll be fine, I just worry about him.

She was really so great for him.

Can you get me candles ?

Yeah, exes are hard. My last relationship was two years ago and--

it's still on my mind, I guess.

Oh honey. Didn't she get married ?

She did, yeah. She married a guy

named Christian Guy.

No, she didn't. Did she really ? Is he Christian ?

He's Presbiterian, so yeah.

So glad David has someone he can trust looking after him these days.

Must be nice two best friends working together like this.

With a charged remote, please.

- It's a privilege and an honour. - How long has been Don in there ?

Uh... Couple of minutes, I think.

Could you check on him, please ?

You want me-- Yeah. Yeah.

- Please. - Yes.

Don ?

- Oh man ! - What happened ?

- Don... - What ?

I think you might've... Did you pee yourself, Don ?

Uh yes. I did. I... Yeah. I did.

- Okay. - I've been jetlagged...

Have you heard of Doja Cat ?

Did you jizz your pants ?

I peed, I peed. No, I peed.

Okay.

- I know it. I peed. - Okay. Tell you what.

- I'll remember this. - Don't tell Carol !

Okay, Don.

Or to they come charged ?

We're gonna take the pants. They're good.

On it.

I do feel marginally bad about it, I guess,

but I feel as if I'm coming to these rap shoots, I need to be with you,

not necessarily with Mike.

Never ever feel bad about being the boss, bro.

I do have no idea where to go.

Me either. This place is dope.

- Lil Dicky ? - Yeah.

- Hi. - Hi. Thanks so much for coming.

- Who's this ? - He's my friend, Gata.

- I'm his manager. - This is the paperwork.

- I'll be right back. - Where do we go ?

- You're a manager ? - I'm getting there.

Hey, you got any diet restrictions ?

I know you like chicken, you don't like fruit and vegetables.

What do you want me to write down ?

So we're fully confirmed for 7pm ?

So we are about to shoot for a magazine and I can't specify what it is.

But I'm extremely excited and...

I hope you enjoy all the pictures and what not.

We're working pretty hard over here.

Yeah. Stay tuned.

They're obsessed with vibrational esthtetics. Inspired by Rothko.

Yeah ?

Oh shit !

- Yo what the fuck ? - Oh my God !

- Are you alright ? - What's up ?

- How you doin' ? - Good.

This is exactly "what the fuck" we needed right now !

- Okay. - Let's go !

Happy to be here. Swae Lee.

- What's up, man ? - He's perfect.

- J, pull up ! - J Balvin.

He just liked me on OnlyFans, bro.

- I can't believe that. - You good ?

What a thrill this is !

- A triumvirate. - Bring the girls over, please.

So what is happening, fellas ? What's going on ?

You know, it's tight.

Look back stage.

So check this out.

We got these 8 beatiful women and they're all for you.

So you pick the ones and those are the ones we're going with.

- Going with for... - The video.

Like, your preference.

- Just what ? Select ? - Yeah, you gotta choose up.

Just go with, like, the fittest.

The physical of the... body type.

- Come on, bro. - Um...

- Hi, guys. My name's Dave. - No, we don't do that.

- You want me to manage the sitations ? - I'm OK.

- You sure ? - I think--

- You want us to matchmake for you ? - That would be great.

You guys know the video and the vision better than me.

Why don't you guys tell me and I'll fit right in where I get in ?

Get in where I fit in.

- Por supuesto. - Oh, espanol.

Si.

- Latino, okay. - Yeah.

This is getting really weird very fast. I don't know how to handle this.

Me and you got a different type of weird. That's J Balvin.

He got all the Spanish Latinas.

Spanish Latinas. Isn't that the-- What is that-- What is Spanish ?

Girls from Spain, bro. He got them from all over the world.

What do you want me to do ? Select them in front of them ? It's disheartening.

Just do your job. Be a rapper !

Alright, I'll let them pick and then I'll see what the fuck happens.

Why is she not responding ?

So we're fully confirmed for 7pm ?

Alright, we're gonna try this.

- What is that ? - It's just some pieces that I pulled.

- No. Hold on. - It's gonna be great, don't worry.

It's not that I'm worried. Nothing that I okayed yesterday is even on that.

Sweetheart, we do not have time.

Sweetheart ? You were three hours late !

What's going on ?

This is crazy. Why is everbody so unprofessional ?

Come on. We're gonna do it my way.

Everybody, let's go. Let's go !

- Come on. I don't have time. - This bitch.

Just real quick. Did you want this on your feed or on your story ?

Story is good. Yeah. Thanks.

You want it to feel like an intervention.

Very serious, like you have a real problem

you've been sweeping under the rug for years and

all this ass represents your closest friends

and family, and they wanna help you, but you feel betrayed and cornered.

- Alright. - You know about primal therapy ?

It's a way to release childhood trauma.

By screaming loud at a bitch.

Yeah. You know, like...

Shrill ! Shrill !

Damn it ! I'm gonna kick you ass !

Like, let it out, like...

So basically you're just gonna scream toward all that ass.

And all that ass is just gonna absorb

that pent-up anger and frustration that you've been repressing for years.

Right.

Makes sense. Quick pitch, though, before we move forward.

If this is really about childhood trauma and pain,

which I dig, I like that,

for me, personally, I'd resonate a lot more if we did,

perhaps, like, a dick joke.

A dick... A dick joke, what do you mean by that ?

A dick joke. You know, when you...

Or instead of me being surrounded by females and their butts,

what if we put a bunch of dudes up there

and I'd have my head in the middle of, like, a bunch of male asses ?

- What ? - It'd be funny if I did that. I think.

How is that funny though ?

You're homophobic and you think that's funny ?

Isn't this a little misogynistic to have women as ornaments ?

Ornam--- these are dancers, these are queens.

This is a black art form.

- Yeah. - It's way different.

Don't you think it's a bit racist for you to come here and tell us that ?

- I mean, I'm-- - Here. Voss, just like you like.

Yo, bro, where the fuck are the horses ? We're still waiting.

We need to get the last five from Idaho and it's a 767, so be patient.

What did you just say ?

- I was just trying to explain-- - Man, take your corny ass over there.

Yeah, bro, just slide. We're making art right here.

You disrupting the process. Just slide off.

Yo !

Did Basquiat have to tell motherfuckers 50 times ?

- Why do you make me act like this ? - Is my body acne on camera ?

This is the third fucking revelation.

We used to work at fucking Olive Garden !

Eating breadsticks and drinking fuckin' water !

This ain't no fuckin' game !

This shit be dead serious, and you're siting around looking stupid.

Like we speak in Morse code. We gotta wait on the horses.

Horses need to be waiting on us.

Dang, I am such a fan !

Oh yeah. These guys are beyond geniuses.

Let's go !

Can you come actually ?

I already got a few people I'd love for you to meet.

I think it works great for both of us if we get in front of more artists.

We trust each other, we got a good rapport. Super down to help.

Thank you. I think it's time for me to branch out a bit.

Me too. You're a cool dude.

- Just keep it between us. - Definitely.

Cool.

Can't now. On a run.

So we're fully confirmed for 7pm ? Helloooooo !

Yeah. No. Sunday.

Thursday.

Yeah. I have a date.

Okay. I'll talk to you later. I love you. Bye.

Lydia: What did you say ? Why aren't you answering ?

You're getting an imputation for being difficult.

Dave Are you alive ??

Where's my earring ? Here you are.

I know we don't know each other that well, and you don't owe me anything.

But I don't think it's asking too much to want a little bit of respect.

I'm an extremely busy person, as I'm sure you are too,

and when I make plans to do something,

only all of a suddent not hear back from you, it's just super annoying.

Instead I'm stuck in limbo, because you just disappear out of nowhere,

yet are still fully capable of posting an Instagram story

showing off your new outfit.

Lol.

Hey, just got done for the day. Wanna meet met at Paper Boat in an hour ?

Hey, just got done for the day. Wanna meet met at Paper Boat in an hour ?

Sorry, don't think I can make it tonight actually. Raincheck ?

Sorry, don't think I can make it tonight actually. Raincheck ?

- I'm gonna order actually. - Indeed.

Can I do the gumbo without the onions ?

It's all premade like that, I'm sorry.

- It's all good, I'll do it anyway. - Alright. Any entrées ?

I'm still studying.

- Just another minute, please. - Take as much time as you need.