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I can't write a song unless
all the sounds are perfect.
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You can't even write
a song, period.
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Too thick.
It can't be too thick.
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Can't be too thin.
It's got to be that sweet spot.
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We can use this as a placeholder.
Let's talk about the kick drums
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'cause they're feeling a little bit,
like, not distinguished.
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Nope. Sorry.
It's break time.
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Just drop it right
on the burner.
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-On the burner?
-Yeah, right on the burner.
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Oh, it's incredible. The char.
You're gonna love it.
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Yeah. It's pretty nice, huh?
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I bet you don't have sleepovers
with adult men very often, do you?
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I live with a man, a grown man,
so I kind of have them...
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Oh, yeah, I forgot you...
live with your quack manager.
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-He's a sweet man.
-Yeah. No, no, he's a sweet guy.
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Why don't you ever
bring him around?
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I don't know. I feel like it's hard to
be friends with your manager sometimes.
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You're an all-work,
no-play type of guy.
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Hey, what kind of meat is that?
Is that ground chuck?
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I don't know, Chuck. There's a guy
who brings it to me from Japan.
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Did you just call me Chuck?
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Yeah, maybe I did, Chuck.
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Chuck.
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Yeah, but go lower with it.
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Yes. Yeah.
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I can catch, like, moments,
but, like, I just can't maintain.
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-Okay, have you ever heard of a PRL?
-No.
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So, there's like a writer's share
and a publisher's share.
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-Do you even know what that is?
-No.
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Chuck, where did you learn how
to do all that?
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I was in breakdancing class when
I was in, like, seventh grade.
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And when I used to fly, I used
to have to have a whole ritual.
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Like, Baruch atah Adonai,
Eloheinu melech...
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And at the end, I had to go... Amen...
out loud, and then go...
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-Chuck!
-Yup, and there was onions in that.
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-Really?
-You like onions.
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I like onions?
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Every time I had to, like,
say goodbye to my parents,
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I had to kiss them right
in the middle of their cheek.
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"I love you, Mom.
Drive safe. See you soon."
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And then I had to envision
their face within a heart.
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Chuck... what's Congress?
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-I don't know.
-What about the Senate?
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-Is that part of Congress?
-The Senate is part... No.
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I won.
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There's literally gonna be,
like, a hundred sounds in it.
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I know, but if it's too
abrasive, it's not gonna...
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Do you think Drake
and Future do this?
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All right, Chuck.
I'll show you my dick.
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Chuck, where's the hole
where you pee out of?
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It's, like, green.
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Chuck, this thing needs to be at every
U.N. conference. This is incredible.
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This is nothing
to be ashamed of.
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Hitler had the same dick disorder.
It actually drove him to the Holocaust.
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Chuck, this thing drove you
to comedy.
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Nope, don't want to do it.
Not attracted.
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Nope. Disgusted.
You're disgusting.
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Doesn't feel, like, sexual.
It just feels good.
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And you got to look hot
while you're doing it, too.
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-How do girls have sex like this?
-I don't know.
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Chuck, maybe I can...
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Chuck, you think we're gonna talk about
nothing for 16 more hours?
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He would always say,
"Leave room for Jesus."
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Looks like two Christmas hams.
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-Chuck. All right, Chuck. I'm doing it.
-Put 'em on my head.
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Chuck, that's disgusting.
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DAVE
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Hey, David?
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Dave?
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Dave?
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Chuck, come on.
The gas is coming.
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Yeah, I'm getting the gum right, Chuck.
Is this really gonna blow a bubble?
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Yeah. I've been reading
about it on YouTube.
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All right, hold on, Chuck.
I'm putting it in, Chuck.
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I'm not looking at this. I can't even
look down the barrel of this thing.
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Chuck, just do it.
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Chuck.
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-Oh, Chuck.
-Oh, Chuck. Chuck, I can taste it.
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-So it's on you to fart.
-Okay, I'm gonna do it right now.
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Oh, Chuck, Gata's calling me.
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-Hey, hold on. Gata's...
-Chuck, I'm trying to make the bubble.
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Gata's been calling me all day.
One sec. One sec. Yo!
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-What's up, Daddy?
-What's up, fool?
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Look, I'm about to get the LD
blasted on my face, nigga.
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Gata, what the fuck are you...
Do not do that.
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Bruh, what you talking about?
I told you I was gonna do it.
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Yeah, I thought you were kidding.
Who would ever do that in real life?
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Gata, if I didn't pick up
the phone right now,
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would you have just gotten
that tattoo on your face?
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I'm not even married
to that logo.
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Bro, you my nigga. When people see me,
they got to see you, too, fool.
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-It ain't no big deal.
-I appreciate that, Gata.
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But this is, like the rest of your life
we're talking about. It's permanent.
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You can't have a fucking thing
on your face forever.
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Man, bro.
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All right, man. You're right, bro.
I'm-a slow down, man.
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But I'm-a still get something else,
like Master Splinter or something,
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'cause you know
I love the Ninja Turtles.
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-They're my niggas, bro.
-Do that. I support that.
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Hey, what y'all on today,
though?
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-I'm hanging out with Benny.
-Yo, man. What's up?
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Man, that shit look lavish
over there.
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-I'm with that nigga Tone.
-Hey, yo. What up?
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What up?
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Man, LD, when you gonna invite us
over there to hang out, man?
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I'm trying to be around
that Benny Blanco money, man.
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Whenever you want, man.
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-Door's always open. Come on.
-All right.
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That's what's up. For sure,
we gonna slide over there, man.
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All right, we got to go.
We're working on music. I love you.
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Gata, please
think things through. Be smart.
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-All right, my bro. I'm-a holla at you.
-Okay. I love you. Bye.
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Damn. You let him
get at you like that.
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You was about to tattoo his name
on your face like you his property.
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Got at me like what, Tone?
That nigga about to put me on, dawg.
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I ain't about to be sitting on my ass
for the rest of my life, bro.
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You don't even understand, man. We got
a different type of relationship.
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He always look out for a nigga
every day.
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You've known him for, like,
what, a year?
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You ain't got to lie to me
about riding his dick.
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-I know a meal ticket when I see one.
-You just got to meet him, bro.
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You don't even understand.
I'm about to text him.
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-We going over there.
-That wasn't a real invitation.
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Bro, I make music with him
and Benny all the time.
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Like, we do major shit, bro.
We about to go over there, man.
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Okay. I'd love to meet him.
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"Pulling up in 20"?
That wasn't even a real invite.
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-Chuck, it's fine. Who cares?
-I care. We were hanging out.
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Chuck, who...
Chuck, the gum!
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-Oh, Chuck, it's still in your butt?
-Chuck, it's in my "ain-oos."
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Chuck,
why didn't you take it out?
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Chuck, what the fuck
have you been doing?
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-Chuck, what do you mean?
-Chuck, it's incredibly tangled.
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-Are you aware?
-Chuck, it's not that bad.
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-It's insane. It's so caught in...
-Chuck, stop. Chuck.
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Yeah, Chuck, Chuck, I think you
should go over there, Chuck.
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-Chuck, get it out.
-Chuck, I'm gonna try to get it out.
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But I don't fully understand
what's going on.
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-Chuck, shut up. Just get it out.
-All right, Chuck.
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-Yeah, Chuck. I...
-Chuck, this isn't a fucking joke.
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Okay, I agree. It's very tangled.
I'm gonna try to rip it out right now.
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Here we go.
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-Stop, stop, stop!
-Just let me do it. Oh, my God.
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Yeah. What?
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Dad is gonna move in with you?
Are you nuts?
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Oh, yeah.
No, you would say that.
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You would say that, yeah, because you
didn't have to take care of him.
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I had to be a big brother to you
and a dad to him.
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Roommates are kicking him out?
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No one's dad
should ever have roommates.
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I don't have to do what?
Make great points?
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Yeah, I do.
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You don't know how annoying
Dad can be. It's a bad idea.
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No, it is.
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From someone who knows.
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What? What the fuck?
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It says, "Dear neighbor.
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I noticed packing peanuts
blowing out of your trash.
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If you choose to trash them,
at least close the lid."
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What? No. Yeah, I'm reading a note
from a neighbor about the...
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"Bad for the environment."
"Act responsibly."
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"Packing peanuts
should be recycled."
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Signed "The Observer."
What the...
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I got to go.
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Yeah, thank you for calling,
and I'll talk to you later.
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The Observer.
What the fuck is...
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Fuck!
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Fuck me.
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-Chuck, it tickles.
-All right, just relax.
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This looks exactly how it did before.
It's just now there's peanut butter.
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Okay, that's why I told you
to put olive oil first.
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I didn't want to get the grease
on my skin.
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Grease on your skin? I got gum
and peanut butter shoved up my ass.
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"Parking now"?
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-Come on!
-Can we do this faster?
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Can I, like, just cut out
the fucking hair with, like...
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Chuck, you're not cutting
my ass hair out.
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-Why? What do you need it for?
-Chuck, I don't know.
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No one needs asshole hair.
That's why women... go to their...
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-Where do you keep the scissors?
-Chuck, it's in the top drawer.
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Over there. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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-Okay.
-Chuck.
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Chuck. Yeah, give me a...
Okay. All right.
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How's this for an angle?
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-Chuck, this is so avant-garde.
-One. Two.
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-Chuck.
-Chuck.
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Hey, Chuck,
what do you think about this?
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This is the most disgusting
thing I've ever seen in my life.
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Chuck, what are you talking
about? That's incredible.
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-Chuck.
-All right.
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-That's more beautiful than your cock.
-All right. They're here, Chuck.
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Chuck, what are you doing?
Don't throw that away.
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What are you talking about,
Chuck? Clean yourself up.
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-Coming!
-Big deal, Chuck.
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Yo!
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House so big it took three days
to answer the door, huh?
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-What up, what up?
-Hey, them overalls crazy.
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-Yeah, they're Benny's. I slept...
-Hey, this my nigga Tone.
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-What's up, Tone?
-Heard a lot about you, man.
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Yeah, okay.
Good to meet you, too!
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Man, look at the décor.
This spot is sick.
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Yo! What up, guys? Oh, baby.
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Come over here. Both you guys,
come give me a hug.
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You crazy, fool.
What's good, though, bro?
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Y'all been eating
peanut butter?
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No, but if you're hungry,
we can order something.
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Let's get it.
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There it is.
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Dick!
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Okay. Buffalo wings and a grilled
chicken sandwich. Got it.
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That's crazy.
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Benny really doing his thing
out here, man.
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But let me get the sauce from the wings
on the actual sandwich.
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On the... Okay.
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You know, I'm not seeing a way I can do
that in the Postmates interface.
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Damn! This shit crazy, bro.
Look at all this soda, bro.
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-It's like diabetes central right here.
-Gata, don't post any of that.
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He can't be seen with all that plastic.
He's on an environmental charity board.
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What you mean?
It's more plastic to recycle, bro.
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-Come on, man.
-Yeah, it's fine, Chuck.
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-More plastic...
-Who the fuck is Chuck?
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What do you mean? That's Chuck.
Hey, Chuck. How you doing?
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Y'all got secret nicknames?
What the fuck?
224
00:11:26,879 --> 00:11:28,519
What y'all fools been
doing today, though?
225
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:32,919
Oh, Chuck wanted to wake up early
and go swimming, so we went outside.
226
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,919
And we got this new little game
we play.
227
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,039
It's called shape-shifting,
and it's like,
228
00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,799
kind of like he sits naked
and he, like, goes like this.
229
00:11:39,879 --> 00:11:42,440
And then I get to, like,
ripple the waves underwater
230
00:11:42,519 --> 00:11:45,440
and it flows against your penis
and makes you hard. It's amazing!
231
00:11:45,519 --> 00:11:47,039
That's not...
232
00:11:48,279 --> 00:11:50,879
-Gata, what do you want to eat?
-Let me get a burger. No tomatoes.
233
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:54,000
Hey, you know, this fool Benny got
all, like, the Top 40 smashes, nigga.
234
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,519
Yeah, I can see that shit.
235
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,559
Heard y'all and Gata
been making them hits.
236
00:11:57,639 --> 00:12:00,279
-I can't wait to hear them joints.
-Hey, bro, relax, man. I'm trying to...
237
00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:03,159
-You know, we smoking right now.
-What are you... Stop.
238
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,639
You just running up on this
nigga's nice-ass table, bro?
239
00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,200
What you wanted me to do?
240
00:12:07,279 --> 00:12:08,879
Do you guys want to
smoke the weed outside?
241
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,799
There's a pool.
It's pretty nice.
242
00:12:10,879 --> 00:12:12,799
Oh, yeah, I'm trying to see
the rest of the crib, bro.
243
00:12:12,879 --> 00:12:14,120
Let's do it.
244
00:12:14,519 --> 00:12:16,279
Chuck, what the hell's wrong
with you?
245
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,519
-Why are you acting so weird?
-I'm not acting weird.
246
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,360
The way that we act is very weird,
and they're not used to it, so, like...
247
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,279
Why can't you just
act like yourself?
248
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,879
I am. I'm just saying, like,
Gata's old-school.
249
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,039
Old-school?
What are you talking about?
250
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,840
He's not gonna get it. Like, I don't
want to make him feel uncomfortable.
251
00:12:30,919 --> 00:12:33,000
Man, what I need to go to the
high school reunion for, bro?
252
00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:35,639
I see them online every day on IG
not doing shit, bro.
253
00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,879
They don't even probably
be taking care of their kids, bro.
254
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,320
Wait till you got kids.
255
00:12:39,399 --> 00:12:41,000
Trust me. Like, you got
to know your audience.
256
00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,759
Like, you need to cool it
on the Chuck and the...
257
00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,279
-All right, fine, fine.
-Okay.
258
00:12:44,919 --> 00:12:46,679
-How's your butt?
-It doesn't feel good.
259
00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:50,080
When's the last time you went fishing?
Shit, I think it was with your ass.
260
00:12:50,159 --> 00:12:51,879
Hey, guys, you know
right before you got here,
261
00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,360
me and Dave were hanging out,
and he took a wad of gum
262
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,759
and shoved it up my asshole,
263
00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,919
and I tried to blow bubbles out
with a fart.
264
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000
Relax, man. I ain't trying
to hear that shit.
265
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,159
You guys think Giannis is staying
in Milwaukee for his whole career?
266
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,840
-Oh, he...
-Wait, wait.
267
00:13:04,879 --> 00:13:06,879
You actually care
that we talk like this?
268
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,279
I told you, Gata does not like
the gay stuff, so just fucking stop.
269
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,240
-Y'all are gay?
-No, no.
270
00:13:11,919 --> 00:13:13,840
Y'all could be homosexual
all y'all want,
271
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:16,759
but I ain't trying to hear about
no gum in the ass. Real shit.
272
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,679
You guys have never seen
each other's assholes before?
273
00:13:19,759 --> 00:13:21,600
-Oh, no, man. Come on.
-No. What the fuck?
274
00:13:21,679 --> 00:13:26,360
Gata, you've never just imagined, like,
what Tone's cock could look like?
275
00:13:28,679 --> 00:13:29,679
Y'all are crazy.
276
00:13:29,759 --> 00:13:32,559
Just so you guys are aware,
he's not meaning sexually in any way.
277
00:13:32,639 --> 00:13:34,759
He means, like, in terms
of it being, like, fun.
278
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:37,360
Yeah, yeah, it's...
No, no, it's like just... it's funny.
279
00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:40,279
It's like, it's not even... Like,
we're not gay, we're just, like...
280
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:42,480
Rich, white, and ain't got
shit else to do.
281
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,559
-Rich? White?
-I'm not even that rich.
282
00:13:45,639 --> 00:13:48,080
Okay, cut the shit, Gata,
right now.
283
00:13:48,159 --> 00:13:50,639
In your house, you walk in.
You're whole family's tied up.
284
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,480
They got your mom going,
"Ooh! Ooh!"
285
00:13:52,559 --> 00:13:55,679
And they say they're gonna spray 'em
all down unless you suck his dick.
286
00:13:55,759 --> 00:13:57,240
The guy with the gun.
You doing it?
287
00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,759
Hell no. Everybody
going to heaven, bro.
288
00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:01,440
Stop trying to be a tough guy.
Okay, Gata, do you love Tone?
289
00:14:01,519 --> 00:14:03,240
-Of course. That's my nigga.
-You don't show your friends love?
290
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,360
-I show Dave love. I give him a...
-Not right now. Stop.
291
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,960
Get off. Stop.
Get off.
292
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:11,120
Bro, I do show my friends love.
I just gave this nigga Tone
293
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,399
a skateboard to give to his son
to go back to school with.
294
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:16,279
A bunch of free clothes and shit.
But all this fugazi shit, man,
295
00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:18,320
I ain't trying to see this shit, bro.
You see what they be on?
296
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,679
Looks like I'm the winner.
You like the masculinity?
297
00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:22,519
-I'm fucking you now.
-Oh, shit.
298
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,720
-Chuck, that was so homoerotic.
-I hated it.
299
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:29,279
You know why y'all like playing
this little gay chicken game, right?
300
00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:31,399
Chicken?
301
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:34,039
Y'all ain't never had to deal with
the consequences of the way y'all are.
302
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,679
Y'all run around this big-ass house
303
00:14:35,759 --> 00:14:37,519
looking for ways to flirt
with some shit.
304
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,440
No, no, no. We're just...
It's like... It's like bromance.
305
00:14:39,519 --> 00:14:40,919
-Like a bromance movie.
-Yes.
306
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,759
You ever seen
a Black bromance movie?
307
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,200
-Black bromance...
-Exactly.
308
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,320
-Rush Hour?
-Yeah, Rush hour?
309
00:14:52,919 --> 00:14:54,519
That's a Black dude
and an Asian guy, bro.
310
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,679
-Yeah, but Chris Tucker.
-Asian and a Black guy.
311
00:14:56,759 --> 00:15:00,879
The movie was more Black-themed,
even though it was set in... Asia?
312
00:15:02,279 --> 00:15:04,320
Moonlight? What about Moonlight?
Best Picture-winning Moonlight.
313
00:15:04,399 --> 00:15:06,879
That wasn't a bromance movie.
That was just a romance.
314
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,559
-Yeah.
-That's true.
315
00:15:08,639 --> 00:15:10,879
Why aren't there any
Black bromance movies?
316
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,679
I'm not about to unpack 400 years
of Mandingo shit for y'all, too.
317
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,159
400 years? Mandingo?
318
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,120
That guy, the porn star,
is, like, 40.
319
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,919
Bro, regardless, Black people,
we gonna get judged, bro,
320
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,840
if we're not winning championships or
rapping about being the shit, period.
321
00:15:22,919 --> 00:15:24,039
That's just how it is.
322
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,600
That white privilege
kicking in, huh?
323
00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:30,759
Or maybe you guys are a little
scared of something like this.
324
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,919
And the only way to prove it is
if you look at my asshole right now.
325
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,759
-Your asshole?!
-Yep, my asshole.
326
00:15:36,639 --> 00:15:39,039
I'm an EMT, so if seeing a butthole
is the worst part of my day,
327
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,360
it's a good day.
328
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,279
Y'all got to start setting
more boundaries...
329
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,440
Oh, you're an EMT.
You're a tough guy, huh?
330
00:15:44,519 --> 00:15:46,039
-Gata, I'm sorry.
- A real tough guy.
331
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,080
You want me to give you
the whole shebang right now?
332
00:15:48,159 --> 00:15:49,840
-I don't give a fuck.
-Oh, you don't give a fuck?
333
00:15:49,919 --> 00:15:51,080
I don't give two shits.
334
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,960
All right, Chuck, he says
he doesn't give a fuck.
335
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,799
Should I just shimmy on down
and bring him to the candy shop,
336
00:15:55,879 --> 00:15:57,799
but give him a little
Hershey squirt, too?
337
00:15:57,879 --> 00:16:00,600
-Wait, wait. That's strange.
-What?
338
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,399
-What do you mean?
-No, there, come, look.
339
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,919
Yeah, it's a little strange,
huh?
340
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,480
There's gum and peanut butter
in there from earlier.
341
00:16:06,559 --> 00:16:08,440
I knew I smelled peanut butter
earlier, but check it out.
342
00:16:08,519 --> 00:16:11,200
See, there's something...
It's like a... It's like a-a mass.
343
00:16:11,279 --> 00:16:13,600
Chuck, what is it?
There's, like, a lump of flesh.
344
00:16:13,679 --> 00:16:16,399
And you know that this skin
can be cancer-prone.
345
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:19,039
-What is that?
-My boy know his shit over there.
346
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,759
-What do you mean, Chuck?
-I don't know what that is.
347
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,879
There's something that
I didn't notice before.
348
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,919
We got an emergency call.
My boy, he on his job, look.
349
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,840
Could it be, like, genital
herpes, 'cause...
350
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,799
-It could spread.
-Is the anus a genital?
351
00:16:28,879 --> 00:16:30,600
-It's his asshole.
-I know. But is it...
352
00:16:30,679 --> 00:16:32,399
Like, one in five people have...
353
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,039
This is good weed.
Chuck, are you okay?
354
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,360
Chuck...
355
00:16:37,799 --> 00:16:40,679
-Chuck, what's going on?
-Chuck, Chuck, I don't feel good.
356
00:16:40,759 --> 00:16:43,200
-What do you mean?
-I think I'm having a panic attack.
357
00:16:43,679 --> 00:16:46,279
Just breathe. Do your
little Baruch atah Adonai...
358
00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:48,360
Chuck, it's not like that.
I feel like I'm gonna fucking die.
359
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,399
Okay. Total anxiety.
360
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,240
Chuck, none of this is real.
You're just...
361
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,600
Tone, if he's having
a panic attack, what do we do?
362
00:16:54,679 --> 00:16:57,240
Man, he should probably start
by stop smoking this gas.
363
00:16:57,919 --> 00:17:00,360
Shut the fuck up!
Hey, no, I'm serious, man.
364
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,840
My fucking uncle died
of fucking colon cancer.
365
00:17:02,919 --> 00:17:05,160
Chuck, I have the best dermatologist
in the entire city, Dr. Belbin.
366
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:08,319
I'm gonna get us in. He's the derm of
the stars. I'm gonna get us in today.
367
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,160
I'm about to take a flick
right now for the Gram.
368
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,559
-Gata, what are you doing?
-Benny's asshole is bleeding!
369
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,160
-Stop.
-I feel like I'm gonna die.
370
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,680
You're not dying, Chuck.
You gonna be good, bro.
371
00:17:15,759 --> 00:17:16,680
You get it?
372
00:17:36,759 --> 00:17:37,920
What the fuck?
373
00:17:54,799 --> 00:17:55,880
Fuck him!
374
00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:03,480
I just put the cans out.
Feel free to toss that in there.
375
00:18:04,119 --> 00:18:05,559
No, I would never put shit
in another man's trash.
376
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,079
Some asshole just
did that to me.
377
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,799
That's why I'm out here looking for him
right now to tell him he's an asshole.
378
00:18:10,359 --> 00:18:12,799
Okay. Well, you know, he probably
just didn't want to walk around
379
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,680
with a bag of dog shit
in his hand, right?
380
00:18:15,759 --> 00:18:18,240
I think everyone should take care of
their shit. It's not too much to ask.
381
00:18:19,039 --> 00:18:20,599
I'm with you, brother,
you know.
382
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:23,839
But like they say, you can either be
right or you can be happy.
383
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,680
I've never heard that, ever.
384
00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:29,680
If it gets under your skin,
you can just write a note.
385
00:18:32,839 --> 00:18:34,119
Write a note?
386
00:18:34,599 --> 00:18:36,359
Yeah. You know,
if it's an issue.
387
00:18:40,079 --> 00:18:41,480
Are you The Observer?
388
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:43,720
-No.
-No?
389
00:18:43,799 --> 00:18:45,720
Because wouldn't a normal person
just say, "What's The Observer?
390
00:18:45,799 --> 00:18:47,720
I don't know what that is, I've never
heard of it"? You just said no.
391
00:18:47,799 --> 00:18:50,799
-I mean, I...
-You what? You are!
392
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,920
This is good.
Ladies and gentlemen,
393
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,880
take a look at this
piece of shit, Internet.
394
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,559
This man lives in my neighborhood
and has been harassing me
395
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,119
by leaving notes
on my residence
396
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:05,279
about packing peanuts being
in the wrong fucking bin.
397
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,759
Like anybody cares at all.
398
00:19:08,599 --> 00:19:12,720
I manage an artist. A very famous,
very... soon-to-be very famous artist.
399
00:19:12,799 --> 00:19:14,759
Hundreds of thousands of followers
already on the Internet.
400
00:19:14,839 --> 00:19:17,160
They're all gonna see this on his page.
They're gonna know where you live,
401
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,759
they'll know the neighborhood,
402
00:19:18,839 --> 00:19:21,359
and you're probably gonna
get fired from your job, dork.
403
00:19:22,039 --> 00:19:23,880
-Why are you filming me?
-Why am I filming?
404
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,279
Why would you put notes on someone's
trash? Who the fuck does that, dude?
405
00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:27,880
I don't know what
you're talking about,
406
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,759
but maybe they just wanted
to let you know
407
00:19:29,839 --> 00:19:32,119
in a... in a friendly way how
to properly dispose of popcorn peanuts.
408
00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:35,799
I mean, do you care
about the environment?
409
00:19:36,599 --> 00:19:38,160
Yes. Yes, I do.
410
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:41,319
So, there you go. I don't understand
why you're filming me.
411
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,279
No one cares.
Nobody cares what you think.
412
00:19:43,359 --> 00:19:45,160
That's the point. That's why
I'm filming you right now.
413
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,960
Because no one fucking cares.
414
00:19:47,039 --> 00:19:49,480
You're filming me
because no one cares?
415
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,559
You've been observed,
motherfucker.
416
00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:13,559
How's your back?
417
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,400
Oh, my God, it's like, I thought
418
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,319
the doxycycline would do more
than the Accutane,
419
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,799
but, like, it's just making me
nauseous half the time.
420
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,640
Well, don't forget
to take it with food.
421
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,000
I know. I keep forgetting
I have to eat with it.
422
00:20:24,079 --> 00:20:25,519
So much to fill out.
423
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,839
Chuck, what kind
of health insurance do you have?
424
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:29,319
I don't... I don't have any.
425
00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:31,720
I brought... I brought this.
426
00:20:33,559 --> 00:20:35,599
-We can figure it out after.
-Is it enough?
427
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,799
I don't think that's how
the medical system works.
428
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,559
Chuck, what world
do you live in, Chuck?
429
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,039
He can actually go back now.
430
00:20:42,119 --> 00:20:43,759
Chuck, they're ready
to take you. Good luck, Chuck.
431
00:20:43,839 --> 00:20:46,000
-I'm so scared.
-Don't be scared. You're gonna be fine.
432
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,480
You got it. They're gonna...
Dr. Belbin's gonna do it.
433
00:20:48,559 --> 00:20:50,000
Go to her. Okay.
434
00:20:50,079 --> 00:20:51,920
I'll fill out
all your stuff, Chuck.
435
00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:53,799
Man, I'll bet you this is
436
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,440
where George Clooney got his titties
done, come out looking like Batman.
437
00:20:56,519 --> 00:20:58,119
You think they got
a payment plan?
438
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,039
Ally Wernick was here?
439
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:01,839
I can't say.
440
00:21:02,599 --> 00:21:04,559
Yeah, that's
how she writes her name.
441
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,119
Man, this hundred
kind of faded.
442
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,400
You think I could change this hundred
to, like, a private jet or something?
443
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,920
-I don't think they do edits over here.
-It's my skin, it's a dermatologist.
444
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,160
But it's a different type...
they don't take the skin...
445
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,960
Ally would always say
dermatology wasn't even real.
446
00:21:15,039 --> 00:21:17,640
And she's using my name
to get into my fucking derm?
447
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,519
-Huh?
-You know what?
448
00:21:19,599 --> 00:21:21,519
I'm giving this girl
a phone call right now.
449
00:21:21,599 --> 00:21:23,880
Enough is enough. You can't go the rest
of your life without talking to me.
450
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,319
It's ridiculous.
451
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,799
That motherfucker's cold.
452
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,759
You know they gonna run you,
though, if you got...
453
00:21:29,759 --> 00:21:32,279
-All right, you're getting a text.
-She didn't answer?
454
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,839
Green?
455
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,920
What does this mean when...
it was always blue in the past?
456
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,200
Aw, hell no... she blocked you.
457
00:21:42,359 --> 00:21:44,759
-That's scandalous, dawg.
-She blocked me?!
458
00:21:44,839 --> 00:21:47,960
-You dealing with that right now, bro?
-What the fuck happened?
459
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:51,000
It's all good, LD. You ain't got
to worry about it, though, bro,
460
00:21:51,079 --> 00:21:53,880
'cause at the end of the day,
I love you, bro. I got you, LD.
461
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,920
I know we at a dermatologist.
But don't let it get under your skin.
462
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,319
-Thank you. I love you, too, Gata.
-For real, man.
463
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,720
Have you been
on Instagram today?
464
00:22:20,759 --> 00:22:22,240
Oh, fuck!
465
00:22:29,279 --> 00:22:30,799
-Hello?
-Hey, big cat.
466
00:22:31,279 --> 00:22:32,680
How's it going over there?
467
00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:35,119
It's pretty good, you know?
It's going.
468
00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:39,799
I was just calling to... wish
you a happy birthday.
469
00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:42,799
I know it's late,
I just, you know,
470
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,319
I like avoiding the morning
rush, and I know midday
471
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,240
is when all the other guys
come along, and I want to be
472
00:22:47,319 --> 00:22:49,559
the guy that really caps it all off
for you, so...
473
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,119
Yeah, man. I appreciate it,
I appreciate it, big dog.
474
00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:55,720
Did you do anything fun today? I'm
sorry that I haven't even been home.
475
00:22:55,799 --> 00:22:57,400
I was with Benny,
I slept there.
476
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,480
We've just been working
so much on music.
477
00:22:59,559 --> 00:23:00,839
We're really chipping away.
478
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,960
Yeah, no, no, it was good...
it was a great day, man.
479
00:23:03,039 --> 00:23:05,119
I went running,
took a long, nice run.
480
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:08,559
I talked to my brother, that was nice,
man. He's such an idiot.
481
00:23:09,759 --> 00:23:12,400
I got a bunch of work done, actually,
which, uh, you know...
482
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,000
Should probably take a day off, but,
I mean, you know how it goes, man.
483
00:23:16,079 --> 00:23:17,559
Sleepover this week?
484
00:23:19,759 --> 00:23:21,799
-Hello?
-I'm happy you had a great day.
485
00:23:22,759 --> 00:23:25,400
And I look forward to coming
back home and hugging you.
486
00:23:25,759 --> 00:23:29,119
Thank you, man, thank you, I'm...
Long day, long birthday day,
487
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,319
so I think I'm gonna
hit the hay, man, I'm tired.
488
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,000
Okay, I love you, man.
489
00:23:34,759 --> 00:23:35,920
Thanks, man.
490
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:42,960
Can't.
With Ed Sheeran next two weeks.
491
00:24:08,039 --> 00:24:09,119
Hi.
492
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,319
Did you block me?
493
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,759
No. My phone has been off
the whole day.
494
00:24:16,559 --> 00:24:17,640
Just off.
495
00:24:20,079 --> 00:24:21,319
Is everything all right?
496
00:24:22,799 --> 00:24:25,160
-Yes.
-And I did think about blocking you.
497
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,519
But I didn't.
498
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,079
-Are you okay?
-I'm great. I'm... look.
499
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,920
-I'm on painkillers.
-Oxycodone?
500
00:24:40,519 --> 00:24:43,799
Oh, man, this is, like, really ravaging
lower middle-class America right now.
501
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,759
-Like, I would not...
-I'm not abusing pills, Dave.
502
00:24:47,759 --> 00:24:52,519
Certainly not over you.
I had a surgery. Like an adult.
503
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,359
What did you have
surgery on?
504
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,720
I had my mole removed
on my back.
505
00:24:56,799 --> 00:24:59,000
-The General?!
-The General, yeah.
506
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:00,599
-He's gone?
-Yeah.
507
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:01,920
What about the Lieutenants?
508
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,200
The Lieutenants were unharmed.
Dr. Belbin said
509
00:25:04,279 --> 00:25:08,839
that they weren't irregular, but the
General got dishonorably discharged.
510
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,160
That's a twist-off. I also don't think
we need to be drinking, right?
511
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,640
You're on oxys
and I'm on doxycycline for...
512
00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:18,160
If I drank,
my appendix would explode.
513
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:21,480
I, like, walked in there to get...
to be polite, so it's... yeah.
514
00:25:21,559 --> 00:25:23,759
This feels...
We'll just leave that there.
515
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,799
Dr. Belbin.
516
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,440
You... my doctor.
517
00:25:32,559 --> 00:25:34,680
You used my name to get in?
518
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:36,880
Yes.
519
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:40,000
Just 'cause I know he's, like,
a dermatologist of the... stars.
520
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,640
This is so funny.
521
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,599
-What an insane thing to say!
-I know.
522
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:49,319
I only bring it up, 'cause,
obviously we haven't, like,
523
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,119
been in each other's lives
at all.
524
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:57,160
And when I saw that you went there,
it kind of, like, made me feel used.
525
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:03,440
Is going to your doctor
a... mean thing to do?
526
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,480
It's not.
527
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,519
I think I'm reaching.
528
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:13,200
As you are right now... what are
you trying to achieve right now?
529
00:26:13,279 --> 00:26:14,920
I have to change...
530
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:18,279
my bandage on my back,
and it's... hard to reach.
531
00:26:19,599 --> 00:26:21,079
Do you need a hand?
532
00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:23,079
Could you...
533
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:27,720
That's a yes?
534
00:26:29,519 --> 00:26:31,200
-Oh, okay.
-Here we go.
535
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,240
Wash your hands so that it doesn't get
sour cream and onion-y.
536
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,880
I'll go here,
then you go on this part.
537
00:26:43,079 --> 00:26:44,359
Okay.
538
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:47,839
Why are you being weird?
539
00:26:48,599 --> 00:26:50,359
Just your breasts are exposed.
540
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:52,759
Are you serious?!
541
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,359
You've seen these
a million times!
542
00:26:55,799 --> 00:26:58,240
I know, I just don't know
if I should...
543
00:26:58,319 --> 00:27:00,200
-Just don't look at them.
-I won't look at them.
544
00:27:00,279 --> 00:27:02,000
-Don't look at them.
-I'm a pro.
545
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:03,920
-You got...
-Here I come. What breasts?
546
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,200
-No problem.
-Okay, now you dress the wound.
547
00:27:07,279 --> 00:27:08,759
Put this wound in a tux.
548
00:27:10,559 --> 00:27:12,720
Okay!
Can I just pull your hair back?
549
00:27:13,759 --> 00:27:15,839
-Okay.
-Go for it.
550
00:27:17,839 --> 00:27:19,039
It's blonde.
551
00:27:21,559 --> 00:27:22,839
That's cool.
552
00:27:24,839 --> 00:27:27,200
I miss the General.
Does this hurt?
553
00:27:27,799 --> 00:27:29,519
No, nothing hurts anymore.
554
00:27:31,799 --> 00:27:34,440
Now you dab it with
the cotton ball, make it nice.
555
00:27:35,319 --> 00:27:36,720
-This okay?
-Mm-hmm.
556
00:27:41,319 --> 00:27:43,160
I'm still sad at you,
you know?
557
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:47,599
I know.
558
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:52,519
I...
559
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,200
Oh, fuck!
560
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:04,920
What was that?
561
00:28:07,039 --> 00:28:08,319
Vomit.
562
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,319
It's vomit?
563
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,759
Just a little bit 'cause I'm
on doxycycline now for my skin.
564
00:28:13,839 --> 00:28:16,240
-If you don't take food...
-Is it in my wound, Dave?
565
00:28:18,559 --> 00:28:19,920
In it? Yeah.
566
00:28:20,279 --> 00:28:22,400
-Hi, I'm Dave, hi, I'm Dave
-I'm Lil Dicky
567
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,599
-Who's Dave?
-Hi, I'm Dave
568
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,599
Hi, hello, I'm Dave
569
00:28:28,319 --> 00:28:30,039
You might know me as Lil Dicky
570
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:31,440
But there's a lot more to me
571
00:28:31,759 --> 00:28:33,599
-Don't you wanna know who I am?
-Not really
572
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,359
Do you wanna meet
the guy behind the guy?
573
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:36,759
Do you wanna know what
the industry's like?
574
00:28:36,839 --> 00:28:38,039
What a strange life I have
575
00:28:38,119 --> 00:28:39,759
Got me trippin'
like whoa, whoa, whoa
576
00:28:39,839 --> 00:28:40,960
Dave, you're a rapper?
Oh, no
577
00:28:41,039 --> 00:28:42,880
Bowel movements lookin'
like Dippin' Dots
578
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,559
Probably 'cause I don't eat
fruits and vegetables
579
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,400
Approached by aggressive
white men on the regular
580
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,119
I gotta record
with a neck pillow on my neck
581
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,200
'Cause the ergonomics
of my desk ain't right
582
00:28:50,279 --> 00:28:51,720
My nose gets stuffed every night
583
00:28:51,799 --> 00:28:53,119
I'm fidgety
584
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,960
I'm fidgety, I twitch
585
00:28:55,039 --> 00:28:56,680
I'm fidgety
586
00:28:56,759 --> 00:28:58,400
-I'm v neurotic
-Whoa, whoa
587
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:01,799
Yes, I know that I'm a rapper
at the end of the day
588
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:03,960
But I think it's time you knew me
589
00:29:04,039 --> 00:29:06,319
By my government name,
hi, I'm Dave
590
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,359
-I'm Lil Dicky
-Hi, I'm Dave
591
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,319
-Who's Dave?
-Hi, I'm Dave.
592
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,440
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