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What happened to
burning all this
down to the ground?
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Forgive me if I need
a minute to think
before lighting a match.
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FX'sSnowfall,
the final season,
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all new Wednesdays
at 10:00 on FX.
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♪ I love you back, you know♪
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♪ Oh, I love you back,
you know♪
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-♪ Let's take it back, hey♪
-♪ Let's take it back, hey♪
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♪ I didn't have a chance,
I was walking with my bag♪
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♪ Down the street to
Harrison Ave, summer's over♪
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♪ Back to class,
way before I had a sedan♪
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♪ Hit the bus stop
and then glanced at the kids♪
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♪ And then bam, I saw Brittany
for the first time♪
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♪ I was in a trance,
"Who the hell was this?"♪
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♪ New chick I never met,
was friends with girls♪
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♪ But I hadn't really been
attracted to nobody yet♪
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♪ But eighth grade
was going crazy♪
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♪ This bitch was so amazing♪
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♪ Walked up and said,
"Hi, I'm Dave"♪
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-♪ And then shit changed♪
-♪ Whoa♪
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♪ She told me
she just moved into town♪
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♪ I knew it, no doubt,
I loved this girl♪
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♪ Inside and out,
her beautiful smile, her hair ♪
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♪ And her style
were driving me wild♪
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♪ We sat together on the bus,
we sat together every lunch♪
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♪ She had me switching up
the polos and ditching yo-yos ♪
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♪ I went from moving solo dolo♪
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♪ To being so
O-B-S-E-double-S-E-D♪
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♪ Thought about her constantly♪
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♪ On Kazaa burning her CDs♪
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♪ 'Cause I saw her
and she saw me♪
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♪ But back then I was gross♪
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♪ I'd do the most for a joke♪
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♪ I'd show my asshole to girls,
and I just really wasn't♪
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♪ The brand of guy
that would get the girls♪
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♪ I had no facial hair,
just curls♪
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♪ And all my friends
had kissed a girl, except me♪
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♪ And I just wanted
to be realistic about it♪
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♪ I didn't want to mess
the whole thing up♪
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♪ And I just loved being
around her, so I took♪
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♪ The best friend route,
that shit was so fun♪
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♪ Ion't care what any of you
guys say, the hottest girl♪
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♪ I ever met tickling my arm,
going to the mall with her♪
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♪ Chatting on AOL all night,
we talked about plenty things ♪
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♪ Everything we could,
how her parents treated her♪
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♪ And how she felt
misunderstood♪
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♪ She would tell me shit
on AIM♪
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♪ In person
that she never could♪
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♪ I talked her through it,
I took a ton♪
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♪ Of pride up in the fact
that I made her feel good♪
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♪ Started hangi out
up in the basements♪
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♪ Playing spin the bottle♪
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♪ Watching her turn
land on Jason♪
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♪ I closed my eyes, until
we played the nervous game♪
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♪ Where I would place my hand♪
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♪ Up on her breast
over her bra♪
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♪ That was incredible,
that was raw♪
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♪ I jerked off to that
all fall♪
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♪ Winter snow days watching...♪
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-Cut, cut! Cut, cut!
-Dave,
we're already behind.
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-Cut, cut, cut.
-Let's get ready
to go again please.
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-Right away, everybody!
-Okay, right now,
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you're making this
super lowbrow face
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when you're grabbing
her breasts.
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Opposite energy. It's emotional.
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This is the love of your life,
not some little slut.
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You guys are doing really great.
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We're just looking for some
levels. Like, the intension...
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Guys, please, please, I got
to talk to you for a second.
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Play it cool. Cool.
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So, like, cooler, right?
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Not "cool."
Not cool in that way.
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-These kids fucking suck.
-I know. It's like...
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the talent pool in Philadelphia
is fucking atrocious.
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That's what I told you.
That's exactly what I said.
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-Well...
-But you wanted to shoot here.
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You wanted to make it real,
so...
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It's my parents' house,
where all this shit happened...
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Dave, Dave, Dave.
I need to speak to you,
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'cause it's actually--
it's kind of urgent.
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Look, here's the deal.
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Eighth-grade Dave hasn't
logged enough school hours,
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which means he's gonna
get pumpkined,
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which means I have
to pull him for two hours.
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We can't be in this scene
in two more hours.
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-We're already two hours behind.
-I understand. I understand.
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But in order to get
all the Daves together
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for the Evolution of Man scene,
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I had to stagger
their schooling.
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-You understand? So he's...
-So what's the solution?
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-What's the solution?
-Well, the only thing
I can think of
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is that we have Toddler Dave.
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He's available to work
right now. Wait, copy that...
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-Toddler Dave?
-Steph, can you cover for me,
please?
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It's a spin the bottle scene.
Like-like, you can't have, like,
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an eighth grader
get fondled by toddler.
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You said you wanted abstract.
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Can we have the intimacy
coordinator over here, please?
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-No, that's not the...
-We need to know if a toddler
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can touch
our eighth grader's breasts.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Please, like,
we're just spitballing here.
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-Let us have a conversation.
-Copy. 86 on the intimacy
coordinator.
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-They're just spitballing.
-You got to realize, like,
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the reason I'm making this video
right now is to engage
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a female fan base that I don't
even currently have.
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Like, ticket sales on this tour
are not going well.
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Look at my fan base right now.
It's all dudes.
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Hi, guys. Good to see you.
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And I certainly, like,
I love these people,
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but it's like we're not even
tapping into half the world.
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So people need to see
my sensitivity at some point.
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Yeah, and they're not
gonna see anything
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if you don't finish
the video today.
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We leave Philly tomorrow, so...
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-figure it out, Dave.
-I know. I'm working on it.
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But, like, I assume
our female director has a P.O.V.
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on not wanting
the main character of the video
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-to act like a fucking animal,
you know?
-Oh, my God.
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Guys, you're both right.
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We can cut around the face
and move on.
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-Cut around the face?
-Great. Yes.
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-Mm-hmm?
-Emma, good call. Let's move on.
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Okay. I got to go to playback
to understand...
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-Dave.
-Dave's walking
to playback.
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-Cut around the face?
-Dave, if we don't move on,
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we're gonna lose the light
for the bus stop.
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Emma, it's my romantic
origin story.
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They have to see the love,
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the heartbreak,
all that, you know?
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If you didn't know
Batman's origin story,
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he'd be just a guy
who, like, beats--
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Can I see playback on that?
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Ready to do a test
on the cum rig?
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Not now, John.
Play it back, Lonny?
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John, John, John, that's for
the coming the pants scene?
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-Yeah.
-Why is it a boner?
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Like, I was totally soft
when I came.
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Totally soft?
Like, no blood at all?
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Yeah, exactly.
Like, people have seen scenes
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where guys cum their pants.
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This is trauma
because I came soft.
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I mean, I essentially
pissed cum.
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Maybe I can hollow this out.
It'll hang soft...
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-Just watch playback.
-I don't need, like,
an indentation.
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I used to call my dick
a "life crouton."
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-I was jerking off to TRL...
-David?
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David, can I see you
for a second, please?
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-Yeah.
-There's blue tape
all over the living room walls.
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I never said you could
use tape on my walls.
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Okay, it's designed to come off.
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-Your house is gonna be fine.
-These fucking hearing aids.
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We just repainted.
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Those walls are smooth
as lacquer.
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-Okay. It's gonna be okay.
-Did she say lacquer?
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-Huh?
-Is there lacquer?
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I don't know.
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Can I see playback?
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♪ Hanging out
up in the basements♪
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♪ Playing spin the bottle♪
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♪ Watching her turn
land on Jason...♪
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That's funny.
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Well, it's not supposed to be,
so that's a failure.
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-Oh...
-'Cause-- I'm serious.
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It's like, this sucks.
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These kids are never
gonna be able
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to inhabit my actual headspace.
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I wish Icould be in this video.
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Yeah, well, it's too bad that no
one wants to see a 30-year-old
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-grope an eighth grader,
so new plan.
-I get it!
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I totally get it.
We're hamstrung to these kids.
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So at this point, it's like,
what generation of Dave
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actually has the most
sensitivity, of all our actors?
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For me, it's that guy Helhim.
Can we get Helhim out here?
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-He at least can be directed.
-Who's Helhim?
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Helhim. Uh, I don't know.
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Young Dave, one of them.
Like, Helhim.
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He had a name tag that said--
I might be pronouncing it wrong.
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He/him. His pronouns.
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Andrew's pronouns.
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Oh, Andrew's in hair and makeup.
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Okay, well,
he responds to "Helhim," F.Y.I.,
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so he's sensitive
to something. God.
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Oh, hey, guys,
I've been meaning to tell you,
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y-you've been hacked.
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What the fuck
are you talking about, Don?
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The-the website on your bus,
Dave.com?
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It-it goes to a banking site.
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No. No, no, that's our
sponsor for tour.
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It's, like, a banking app.
You can request an advance.
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Hey, I got to be
in that video, LD.
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I could be a young jock.
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Gata, you look 45.
Where's this kid? Hey.
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Hey. I need you to take on
a bigger role
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than you might have been
expecting to, okay?
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The key is you got to play
this sweet and sensitive,
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-and it's...
-Dude, put me in anything.
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I'm literally gonna slay
so much oxtail
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when this video comes out.
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You're drenching me.
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-In-in pussy.
-Right.
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Right. Roger.
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Roger, that kid will not work.
He's an actual ape.
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-Like, I need different options.
-Okay. Brittany's here.
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Which Brittany?
Which generation?
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Brittany Brittany.
The one the video's about.
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-Brittany Parker?
-Right. Yeah.
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What the fuck?
Brittany Parker's here?
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Oh! Invite her in.
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-It's been years.
-She's outside right now?
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Yeah. She's out there right now.
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How did she even find out
I was here? Oh, my God.
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-I didn't text her...
-Dave, how did she find out
you were here?
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You are sitting
on Harrison Avenue
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shooting a music video
with your pink tour bus
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-parked outside with your
big-ass face on the side.
-Yeah.
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And nobody cares, uh,
about Brittany Parker.
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-Exactly.
-Dave, we need to make
decisions right now.
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We were talking before.
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-Are we gonna have to cut
the spin the bottle scene?
-No...
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All right, then, we got to
figure out which Dave you like
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because I got to get him
to wardrobe.
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Guys, nobody right now
should believe
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in this Dave, because he's
so whipped by this woman, dawg.
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I'm not whipped anymore.
I'm not in eighth grade, okay?
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There's a crowd of people
outside trying to meet me.
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-Are you crying?
Are you crying?
-I'm un-whippable.
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So stop putting me
in that fucking...
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Is this the girl
that broke his heart?
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Hey, is that the one
this video about, bro?
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-She broke your heart?
-Bro. Broke his heart?
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Broke him in half, dawg.
This nigga so whipped.
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I got to figure out
what to do with these guys.
232
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-Dave, make a decision.
-Look, at him, look at him.
233
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His dick was green
or something, bro.
234
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-Just let him go or...?
-No, no, don't let him go.
235
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Don't make any decisions. I need
one minute to talk to her.
236
00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:05,120
-Dave, Dave...
-Shut the fuck up!
237
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-Leave her outside, bro.
-Damn, dude.
238
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This is school?
239
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-Hi. Hey.
-He literally is one
240
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of my oldest friends.
This is so overdramatic.
241
00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:16,087
Yeah, no, she's with me.
We're good, Cliff. Thank you.
242
00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:17,959
-Hey, I'm just
doing my job, baby.
-Jesus Christ.
243
00:07:18,002 --> 00:07:19,917
Am I allowed to see you now,
Mr. Hollywood?
244
00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:21,223
Oh, yeah, I'm not being
Hollywood at all.
245
00:07:21,266 --> 00:07:22,485
-I had no idea that you were...
-You're not?
246
00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:24,008
-No, I'm not.
-This is my day off.
247
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I don't want to spend it in line
like a fucking groupie.
248
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Totally understood.
Like, my phone wasn't on me
249
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-and I'm really busy and...
-Listen, I'm just
giving you shit.
250
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Just relax. Come here.
251
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Yeah.
252
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-Hi, Boobie.
-Hey, Boobie. How you doing?
253
00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:39,981
But seriously, why didn't you
tell me you were in town?
254
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Because I knew
that this music video
255
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would take up
every single minute of my time,
256
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and I just didn't want to have,
like, a false expectation.
257
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Whatever. What is
this video even about?
258
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Uh, like, a period piece.
259
00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:52,559
-Uh-huh.
-First and foremost. 2004.
260
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Uh, young love.
My perspective on young love.
261
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-Stop.
-What?
262
00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:57,128
'04?
263
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Yeah.
264
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It's about us?
265
00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:04,222
Yeah. But I should
probably get back inside,
266
00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:06,311
'cause this whole fucking
video's going haywire right now.
267
00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:08,531
"I should probably go back
inside 'cause the whole video's
268
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going fucking haywire
right now."
269
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If the video's about us,
where's my cameo?
270
00:08:12,361 --> 00:08:14,494
Well, it's, like, kids.
271
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But... yeah.
272
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Want to be in it?
273
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-Fuck yeah.
-Want to work on your off day,
sweetheart?
274
00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:25,200
Let's go. I'll put you
in the video. That's easy.
275
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Hey, we got a whole
new plan, okay?
276
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♪ I love you back, you know♪
277
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♪ With all your tenderness♪
278
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♪ High school, next year,
this a problem♪
279
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♪ Sophomores, juniors, seniors,
everybody saw her♪
280
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♪ I remember browsing
Blockbuster with her♪
281
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♪ When this senior cocksucker
told her she looked beautiful ♪
282
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♪ She blushed, she was popular♪
283
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♪ I just stood to the side
and waited♪
284
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♪ Obviously,
they started dating♪
285
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♪ Harrison Ave just wasn't
the same without her♪
286
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♪ The bus stop,
he drove her to school♪
287
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♪ In a car with rims
and real big bass♪
288
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-♪ Hated this guy, hated...♪
-This way.
289
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Dave, it's fine.
Just keep going.
290
00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:04,631
Okay, back to places!
291
00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:06,589
-Getting ready to shoot.
-Okay!
292
00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:08,591
Here's where the senior
with the cool car's gonna be.
293
00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:11,072
Okay, I need all of this
cleared. Cut on rehearsal.
294
00:09:11,115 --> 00:09:13,161
Yes! Boobie, you are
a natural at this.
295
00:09:13,204 --> 00:09:14,771
-You're awesome.
-Wow.
296
00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:16,643
-You remembered everything.
-I did.
297
00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:18,775
God, you were, like, obsessed.
298
00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:20,603
Lil Dicky, I am such a huge fan.
299
00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:21,865
-Aww, thank you.
-Ew, stop.
300
00:09:21,909 --> 00:09:23,737
You know he has
a purple dick, right?
301
00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:25,608
-I don't have a purple dick.
-Maroon. Whatever.
302
00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:27,828
Hey. Can we have a video now
or do we have a video
303
00:09:27,871 --> 00:09:29,351
now that Uncle Dave's
in front of the camera?
304
00:09:29,394 --> 00:09:31,788
Am I R or W? I knew it was right
to put her in the video.
305
00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:33,398
Now I can be in it.
She's amazing. This is great.
306
00:09:33,442 --> 00:09:34,704
What's amazing
is how she bullied you
307
00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:36,184
into being the star
of your video.
308
00:09:36,227 --> 00:09:37,402
That's not at all what happened.
I'm actually just, like,
309
00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:38,839
placating her to get
exactly what we need.
310
00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,754
-Whatever you say.
-Where is playback here?
311
00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:41,929
Don't worry about it.
Keep doing what you're doing,
312
00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:42,886
'cause it's way better
with you in it.
313
00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,627
You guys have great chemistry.
314
00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:46,150
Yeah.
315
00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:47,674
You know, "whipped" is, like,
a racially backed term,
316
00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:49,371
-so just keep that in mind.
-Sorry, Master.
317
00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:51,068
-Hey, show me the next shot
that you're setting up.
-Okay.
318
00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:53,070
Way ahead of you. Can I get
A-cam to frame up, please?
319
00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:55,072
So I thought it would be good
to come in
320
00:09:55,116 --> 00:09:56,726
on Brittany's perspective.
321
00:09:56,770 --> 00:09:58,119
Brittany's perspective?
Never from her perspective.
322
00:09:58,162 --> 00:09:59,903
-No, it's like a...
-Well, the way I see it is,
323
00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:01,644
-if you see it from her...
-No, no. Okay, wait.
324
00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:02,993
What if we came down
from my feet,
325
00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:05,866
and it goes up like this:
classic hero shot, okay?
326
00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,389
And then, when that guy
she starts dating--
327
00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:08,825
the older dude with the car--
comes, it's like,
328
00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:10,871
we flip it and we make it
underdog mode.
329
00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:13,003
-Where is, like, the guy?
-Uh, stand by.
One second, there.
330
00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:14,439
Uh, pulling up
in that car right now.
331
00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:15,876
-That's him?
-Yeah, that's him.
332
00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,442
Okay, I'm just gonna
give him a few notes.
333
00:10:17,486 --> 00:10:18,748
No, no, Dave, where are you
going? Where are you going?
334
00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:20,750
We got to keep shooting, guys!
Let's go!
335
00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:22,926
Hey, man.
So here's the backstory.
336
00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,754
I'm in love with this girl,
337
00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,147
you're the older guy
who starts dating her.
338
00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,931
Um...
339
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,454
You said there was something
on the props truck
340
00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:31,108
that I had to look at, right?
341
00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:33,763
So I will be right back
and we'll th-- Yeah.
342
00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:34,938
Who the fuck is that guy?
343
00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:36,070
That's the guy
you cast to play Matt.
344
00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:37,767
That's the--
Brittany's older lover.
345
00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:39,464
I didn't cast that guy.
That's a seven-foot man.
346
00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:41,728
-You picked him.
-Yeah, yeah, we cast him.
347
00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,077
I didn't know he was
the Jolly Green Giant.
348
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,122
I just-- We-- He just-- Sorry.
349
00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:47,864
-He's a legit seven-footer.
Like, I don't understand.
-Yeah.
350
00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:49,387
-His audition was chest-up.
You got to...
-It's almost at his neck.
351
00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:50,737
The eyelines are gonna be
all over the place.
352
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:51,955
-It's gonna look weird as fuck.
-Yeah, no shit.
353
00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:53,304
Okay, okay. I tell you what.
354
00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:54,784
We could put him in, like,
a green screen suit.
355
00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:55,872
A green screen suit?
What's that gonna do?
356
00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,134
I don't need
to make him disappear
357
00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:58,483
-or, like, turn into
a fucking alien.
-Okay.
358
00:10:58,527 --> 00:10:59,920
I need a human being
to play this girl's...
359
00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:01,356
-We got to shoot...
-Can we upgrade an extra, maybe?
360
00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:02,749
-Like, I don't know.
-Yeah.
361
00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,794
Like, that fucking piece
of shit kid with the hair?
362
00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:06,448
-Like, he looks kind of...
-Oh, yeah, he looks like
a piece of shit.
363
00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:07,928
-He's perfect.
We got to keep this going.
-Okay, hold on.
364
00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:09,146
Hey, Steph, Steph.
Go prep the guy
365
00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:10,495
with the-the hat, please.
366
00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:11,453
Then you can go
release our Matt.
367
00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:12,584
Go ahead and release Matt.
368
00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:13,847
No, don't release
the seven-foot guy.
369
00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:15,370
No, no, no.
He's, like, a funny visual.
370
00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:16,110
We'll have him sneeze,
or do something interesting.
371
00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:17,807
Bending over is funny.
372
00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:19,461
I thought you didn't want
the video to be funny.
373
00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:21,724
-Emma, it can have
moments of comedy.
-Actually, question.
374
00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,073
Should we release the
Young Daves and Brittanys now
375
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,205
at this point,
or-or do you want to hold on...
376
00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:25,815
Are you serious?
Release the Young Daves?
377
00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:26,947
What about the Evolution of Man
scene
378
00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:28,470
where we need
every single Young Dave?
379
00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:29,776
-How am I telling you this?
-Of course. Yeah, yeah.
380
00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,255
Are we getting a crane
for that scene?
381
00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:32,735
Okay, we couldn't fit the crane
in the parking lot.
382
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,084
They would need a crane
to bring in the other crane,
383
00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:35,346
-so we just--
we couldn't afford it.
-Okay.
384
00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:38,088
Tell Lonny that I need playback
ready at all times.
385
00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:40,047
Now that I'm in the video,
I can't see what's being shot.
386
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,744
Or you could just trust me.
387
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:44,051
-Don't do that.
-Joo! Coffee for Joo!
388
00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:46,749
Joo. Coffee for Joo.
389
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,098
There you go, Joo.
390
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:51,841
Sam! Coffee for Sam!
391
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:53,930
-All right,
places, everyone!
-Thank you.
392
00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,105
Getting ready to shoot.
393
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:57,020
-Hi.
-Hi.
394
00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:59,109
-So sorry.
-Why are we showing Matt
pick me up?
395
00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:01,155
-I thought it was about us.
-Uh, it is.
396
00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:03,113
Like, it's just about context
and, you know,
397
00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:04,941
like, really getting
the full scope of it.
398
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,029
All right, everybody!
399
00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:07,378
Can I have background
back to one
400
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,380
and we're gonna roll camera!
401
00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:10,773
Car should arrive
at "cocksucker."
402
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:11,948
-The lyric "cocksucker."
-Can you do me a favor
403
00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:13,950
and cue the car
at "cocksucker," please?
404
00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,952
-What?
-No, it should arrive
on "cocksucker."
405
00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:17,867
-Uh, make sure it arrives...
-Can I have last looks
for my hair?
406
00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,869
Emma, how does my hair
look in frame right now?
407
00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:22,219
We're on your feet.
408
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:22,829
Right.
409
00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:29,444
I just think that it's not
a wide enough shot. Like...
410
00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:33,013
Oh, my God, I can't stop
reading these.
411
00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:35,406
"Dear Boobie Boobois,
412
00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:37,408
"going to the mall
won't be the same without you,
413
00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:40,063
but Mr. Tobayashi
sends his best."
414
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:42,892
Mr. Tobayashi.
Do you still have him?
415
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:46,200
I don't know, but hang on,
I'm just, like, DM'ing Iverson.
416
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,898
Can you look
for Mr. Tobayashi, please?
417
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:51,292
-Please?
-Yeah. Yes, yes.
418
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:54,208
Mom? Where's Tobayashi kept?
419
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,471
-Yes.
-Uh, ooh.
420
00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:57,951
Probably in the closet, I think.
421
00:12:57,994 --> 00:13:00,083
Oh, where are you, Tobayashi?
422
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:02,390
Oh! I found him.
423
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,087
He was eating his chips.
424
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:06,263
-There he is. Tobayashi.
-There he goes.
425
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:09,223
-I cannot believe
you kept all this stuff.
-Yeah.
426
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:12,182
I mean, this period of time
had a profound impact on me.
427
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:16,404
But we evolve, you know?
428
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:19,276
Did I tell you that I was dating
Doja Cat for a little while?
429
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,930
Which one is Doja Cat?
430
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,889
Doja Cat, like,
she's made of milk.
431
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:24,978
She's, like,
a huge global pop star.
432
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:26,283
It started off
really hot and heavy.
433
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:28,285
It's so hard to maintain
that level of heat.
434
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:29,286
You know, like,
she's always doing her thing,
435
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:30,853
I'm always doing mine.
436
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,246
Lifestyles don't always--
one sec--
437
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:33,943
like, a-allow
for that type of thing.
438
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:35,118
When you're dating someone
in the industry,
439
00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:36,598
it's, like, not always--
What's up, Steph?
440
00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:39,122
Your mom is in the bathroom
and she's not coming out.
441
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,297
What do you mean she's not
coming out? She's in this scene.
442
00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:41,951
She's got to come out.
Can you get her?
443
00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:43,126
Well, no,
I don't feel comfortable
444
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,345
going into the bathroom,
it's her house.
445
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:47,217
Okay, one sec, Boobie.
Bye, Mr. Tobayashi.
446
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,611
What's going on?
447
00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:51,134
Dave, Dave, I just got off
the phone with Macaroni Grill.
448
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,353
We got to be out of there
by 8:00 p.m.,
449
00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:53,615
'cause they have to open up
the kitchen.
450
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,269
-What? They said midnight.
-I know.
451
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:56,966
-Well, what are you gonna do?
-Did you tell them it was me?
452
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:59,142
Yeah. They did not know
who you were, so...
453
00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:00,970
Okay, so you're saying I'm still
an underdog in my own city?
454
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:02,537
No, that's not what I'm saying.
What I'm saying is
455
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:04,234
-we need to finish this up.
-Dave, where are you going?
456
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,975
We're underdogs.
It's cool. That's cool.
457
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:06,889
-I like being an underdog.
-Where are you going?
458
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,064
I'm getting my mom.
459
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,892
-Hurry the fuck up.
-Okay.
460
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,154
Mom.
461
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,895
Oh, Carol.
462
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,636
Oh, Carol...
463
00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,638
Carol, the-- oh...
464
00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:18,901
Whoa. What is going on
in here right now?
465
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:21,121
Your mother ate
her hearing aids.
466
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:22,383
She ate her hearing aids?
467
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:23,993
Yeah. She-she took them out,
468
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,995
she put them
on the table for some reason.
469
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:27,388
To get relief
from all the noise.
470
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:28,389
And-and I had some kettle corn
that I got from...
471
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:30,130
That he just opened up and put
472
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:31,131
-all over the table.
-...I got it from crafty.
473
00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:32,915
And yeah, look.
474
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,178
This-this is a several-thousand-
dollar problem that we got.
475
00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:36,701
-Mom?
-Insurance is not gonna
cover this.
476
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,965
-Yes?
-Uh, c-can you vomit out
your hearing aids
477
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,183
after we shoot
this one scene, please?
478
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:42,055
David?
479
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:44,448
There's still tape
all over the walls.
480
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:47,060
We just repainted.
481
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:50,280
Okay, I'll tell them to...
Just hurry the fuck up, Mom.
482
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,329
Dave, do you have any free time?
483
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:56,939
Uh, make playback so accessible,
484
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,419
'cause this is the big scene
right here.
485
00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:00,203
She's coming, she's coming.
Like, let's just do it.
486
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:01,683
She'll be here on her mark
by the time we start shooting.
487
00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:03,032
Ready to dance?
488
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:04,947
Oh, my God.
489
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,341
I can't believe
we are recreating
490
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,082
this moment right now. Insane.
491
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,214
It is insane. I agree.
492
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:14,696
So, um, when are we gonna
have time to actually hang out?
493
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,220
Uh, like, beyond
what we're doing?
494
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:19,440
I don't know that I will,
just 'cause, like,
495
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:21,746
we're gonna wrap late, and then
I have to go on tour tomorrow.
496
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,748
-Mm-hmm.
-And my parents,
I need to see...
497
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,620
It was a stupid idea, you know?
498
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,317
It's actually
kind of insane to want
499
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:30,233
-to carve out time with
one of my oldest friends.
-Okay.
500
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:33,193
I'll-- Fine. I will figure out
some way after wrap
501
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:36,196
-to, like, stay up all night.
-Did you just say "fine"?
502
00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:38,154
I don't want to be a "fine."
I don't want to be a surrender.
503
00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:40,243
No, no surrender at all.
I'm excited. Let's hang out.
504
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,680
Because I'd love to chitchat
about a few things and catch up.
505
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:45,205
-I would like that. Cool.
-Me, too.
506
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,597
-Cool.
-You guys good
to give it a shot?
507
00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:48,077
-Yeah. Let's do it.
-Okay.
508
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,774
Perfect. Okay, lock it up!
509
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:52,255
-I'll be at village.
-Okay, roll camera!
510
00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:54,605
-Camera set.
-Set!
-Let's do it right.
511
00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:56,172
And action!
512
00:15:57,304 --> 00:16:01,177
♪ I love you back, you know...♪
513
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:03,092
No.
514
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:08,489
-Uh...
-Oh, my God.
515
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,317
Yeah. Too much, I think, right?
516
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,014
Stay in it.
517
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:12,710
It doesn't look that bad.
518
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,365
Uh...
519
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,063
Wow, this...
520
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:18,064
What do you want...
521
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,068
Mom, get out.
522
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:23,460
He-he just told me to come in.
523
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,158
I couldn't really hear you.
524
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,594
I'm in the scene, Mom.
Just read the fucking script.
525
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:29,292
Get out! Okay, uh...
526
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:30,641
All right, way too much cum.
527
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:32,078
Cut, cut, cut.
528
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:33,079
What are you d-- Are you coming?
529
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:34,428
You said pissing cum.
530
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,691
This is way too much cum.
I'm not a fucking yak.
531
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:38,345
-You said pissing cum.
-I'm trying to get, like,
a female demographic
532
00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:39,650
-out of this.
-That is pissing cum
right there.
533
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,783
It's supposed to be highbrow
and poetic,
534
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:44,090
like, no one's ever cum soft,
that's why we're doing it.
535
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,048
-Not this.
-Well, you didn't tell me that.
536
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,528
I don't know what you imagined,
but, like, how could you
537
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:48,790
-have imagined this?
-Look, I mean, that's not fair.
538
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,183
I mean, I worked on this
for a long time.
539
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,185
It's too much. Whatever it is,
it's way too much.
540
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:53,664
I got to look at playback
and see if this is even usable.
541
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,144
That's all over my floor. David?
542
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:56,754
Where's playback?
I got to watch that.
543
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,539
David, don't get that
on my couch.
544
00:16:58,582 --> 00:16:59,844
What is the next scene?
545
00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:01,150
It looked less bad on camera
546
00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:02,543
than it probably felt
in the moment.
547
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,675
I have to watch playback
because it felt horrible.
548
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,286
-This is crazy.
-Why can't you just trust me?
549
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,766
Emma, I obviously value
your opinion, I really do,
550
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,333
and I'm trying
to make this our thing,
551
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:11,856
but it's still a Lil Dicky video
at the end of the day,
552
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,728
and it's got to be my thing,
it's my life story.
553
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:16,078
I'm sorry. Stop guilting me
for looking at the footage.
554
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,819
-Hey, we got to watch
the playback.
-Hey, Dave. Can we talk?
555
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,690
-No, we have to watch
the footage.
-I'm having an issue here.
556
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,736
-What?
-Okay, listen, um...
557
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:24,347
I-I used to make
furniture, okay?
558
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,870
Truly beautiful furniture.
559
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,698
-Okay.
-No, it was my purpose in life,
560
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,657
it was my joy,
I was really good at it.
561
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,702
I-I did Pat Croce's
entire living room.
562
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:33,226
What are we talking
about right now?
563
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,097
As the business grew,
so did the pressure.
564
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:38,187
To relieve that pressure,
I-I started to huff.
565
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:40,102
-To hu...?
-To huff. Huff.
566
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:41,364
Huff. Huff.
567
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:43,192
-Oh!
-Yeah. Shellac, lacquer.
568
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:44,585
I got a-- I got addicted.
569
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,195
-Oh. Oh, God.
-Okay? I'd huff,
570
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:48,676
-create, huff some more,
you know?
-Yeah.
571
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:49,981
I smoke weed when I rap.
I-- You know.
572
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,766
Yeah, of all--
Did you lose your family? I did.
573
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:53,246
That-- No, sorry.
574
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:54,812
-No apologies from you, please.
-Okay.
575
00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:57,554
Okay? I lost my family,
I lost the store.
576
00:17:57,598 --> 00:18:00,557
And-and, look, these floors,
they've recently been redone.
577
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,777
-Fumigation? Yeah.
-It's-it's getting bad.
578
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,735
So if I stay here, all right,
by the end of the night,
579
00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:07,216
I'm in a dumpster behind a frame
store, digging to get that...
580
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:08,739
You can sleep over.
Like, I mean,
581
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:09,914
it's probably bad
to sleep over, but, like,
582
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,264
you don't have to go to
the frame store.
583
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:12,743
-I'll pin you to the bed.
-I-I think you're great.
584
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,267
-I'm sorry, I got to go.
-No, because if you go,
585
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,877
I won't be able to watch
the footage, and I have no idea
586
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,139
-what's going on in the video.
-I got to take care of myself.
587
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,272
No, please don't go, Lonny.
Please don't go.
588
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:20,751
-Hi.
-Do you have a...
589
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,318
Would you want to blaze?
590
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:24,364
D-- No, no.
591
00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:25,452
-I would not.
-Okay.
592
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:32,111
Boobie! We're gonna give that
one more time, okay?
593
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,726
♪ Now she's with this older guy,
I didn't see it coming♪
594
00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:41,468
♪ I strategized my hallway
walks so I could see her some ♪
595
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:43,078
♪ The only class
we had together, Spanish♪
596
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,211
♪ What the fuck?
I was Carlos, she was Mia♪
597
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:46,734
♪ Why do they make us choose
Spanish names, by the way?♪
598
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:48,214
♪ Isn't that insane?♪
599
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,041
-♪ Yes♪
-♪ I digress♪
600
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,695
♪ Of course he cheated on her,
she would call me♪
601
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:53,219
♪ So depressed,
but she kept going back♪
602
00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:55,177
♪ MapQuest-ing,
printing out directions♪
603
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,091
♪ I designated-drive
to his parties♪
604
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,137
♪ That shit was so♪
605
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,095
♪ I was soft, I was pussy,
I was weak, I was lame♪
606
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,749
♪ But whatever, I'm in ninth
grade, what the hell♪
607
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,620
♪ Could I say?
But one time I stayed home♪
608
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,187
♪ His party got busted
by the po-po♪
609
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,668
♪ It made me
so, so, so, so, so♪
610
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,713
♪ So, so happy, he got grounded
and the dance♪
611
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,280
♪ Was this week,
I never went to those♪
612
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,195
♪ But now she could just
stay home with me♪
613
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,979
♪ Why didn't I go to them?
Okay, 'cause I was scared♪
614
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:16,546
♪ Of getting boners
on the dance floor♪
615
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,157
♪ The whole thing
was overwhelming♪
616
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,723
♪ It was just a bizarre
social situation♪
617
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,203
♪ I didn't drink,
everyone did, whatever♪
618
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,726
♪ Back to the story,
I was excited♪
619
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:23,814
♪ To just chill with her,
return to our glory♪
620
00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:25,729
♪ Then she like, ave, wait"♪
621
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,296
♪ "We should go
to the dance together♪
622
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:29,168
♪ Just be my date,"
I'm like, "What?"♪
623
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,734
♪ She like, "Yeah,"
I'm like, "Uh"♪
624
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:33,781
♪ I came and came,
my brain just said yes♪
625
00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:36,914
♪ Popularity-wise, this is a
jetpack, and I miss my friend ♪
626
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,655
♪ And obviously I was
fully in love with her♪
627
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:39,830
♪ So I said,
"Okay, no problem"♪
628
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:41,441
♪ I got my suit with my mama♪
629
00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:42,442
♪ Then we all met up
at a fella's house♪
630
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:43,965
♪ To take a few pics♪
631
00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:46,272
♪ 16 girls, 16 guys,
parents filming this shit♪
632
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,665
♪ I pull up with my mama,
oh, my God, there's a problem ♪
633
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,711
♪ The fucking guy
isn't grounded♪
634
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,582
♪ He's really there
with his arm around her♪
635
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:54,628
♪ I couldn't believe it,
she said that he showed up♪
636
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:55,846
♪ And surprised her, and then
of course somebody's like♪
637
00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:57,848
♪ "We gotta take a wide pic."♪
638
00:19:57,892 --> 00:20:01,678
♪ 33 people, only one had no
date, my mama asking me why♪
639
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,550
♪ But I felt way too ashamed,
so I just lied♪
640
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:05,769
♪ I told her that I knew
this was happening♪
641
00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:08,642
♪ And that everything was good
and I could not abandon it♪
642
00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:10,252
♪ So I went with them,
in the limo♪
643
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:12,298
♪ In the dinner,
Macaroni Grill♪
644
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:14,125
♪ I'm the 33rd wheel,
is this real?♪
645
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:15,692
♪ But it got worse,
right before the bill♪
646
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:17,041
♪ A bunch of waiters
and waitresses♪
647
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,739
♪ Bring a cake to my table♪
648
00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:20,654
♪ They're all singing
happy birthday to me♪
649
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:23,831
♪ Happy birthday to me,
not my birthday♪
650
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:26,094
♪ And of course,
this fucking restaurant♪
651
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:28,705
♪ Has this custom where you got
to stand up on a table♪
652
00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:31,230
♪ And wave a fucking napkin
while everyone stares♪
653
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,580
♪ I saw the older guys laugh
so I just played into it♪
654
00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:34,668
♪ I'm on a table dancing,
embarrassed♪
655
00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:36,626
♪ But no one knew it♪
656
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,889
♪ Except Brittany did and
she had been drinking, shit♪
657
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,282
♪ The water bottle
full of liquor♪
658
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,327
♪ Lower than my confidence...♪
659
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:42,719
Dave! Dave! Dave!
660
00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,112
Brittany, where are you...?
661
00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:45,983
-Cut! Where is she going?
-Dave, don't call cut.
662
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:47,768
-We're leaving in two minutes.
-Okay.
663
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:49,900
-Oh, no, no.
-Let me reset
while we get her, please.
664
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:51,772
-No, wait, we got
to shoot now, man!
-We can't go again!
665
00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:54,209
...hung up on this girl, man.
We have no video now, Dave.
666
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,342
Yeah, we got 90 seconds
or they pull that plug.
667
00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,257
-Literally.
-Okay, well, then
bring everyone outside
668
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,345
for the Evolution of Man scene.
669
00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:00,520
-We'll do it out there.
-No, Dave,
670
00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:02,217
we don't have permits
to shoot outside.
671
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,263
Roger, this is Philly.
672
00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:06,265
Nobody gives a fuck
about permits.
673
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:11,661
Okay, everybody,
we're moving outside!
674
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:14,795
Boobie!
675
00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:16,710
We're almost finished.
Please don't go right now.
676
00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:18,364
That's the end
of your fucking video?
677
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,279
I-I'm not gonna let you
make me into a villain, Dave.
678
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:22,890
Are you actually surprised
by the contents of this video?
679
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:24,848
Like, I'm just showing
what happened that night.
680
00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:26,894
Cool, you're just gonna do
681
00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:28,765
the exact same thing
you always do to me. Great.
682
00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:30,680
I should've known that this
was where it was gonna go.
683
00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:34,162
What are you talking about?
684
00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:37,296
You're used to owning me
and controlling me
685
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:39,733
and manipulating me
and having me do your bidding,
686
00:21:39,776 --> 00:21:41,648
-and it's just not
that way anymore.
-I'm manipulative?
687
00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:43,867
-Yeah.
-Uh, I came here today
to hang out with my friend,
688
00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:45,913
and all of a sudden,
I'm in a video
689
00:21:45,956 --> 00:21:47,828
-where you're making me
look like an asshole.
-If you feel
690
00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:49,873
like an asshole by watching
what went down in there,
691
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:51,440
again, I don't know
what to tell you.
692
00:21:51,484 --> 00:21:52,789
That's just, like,
what occurred.
693
00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:54,225
You know what I think?
694
00:21:54,269 --> 00:21:55,401
What you're actually feeling
is the fact
695
00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:58,229
that I've moved on from you.
696
00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:01,450
Boobie?
697
00:22:01,494 --> 00:22:05,149
We just spent a whole day
shooting a video about me.
698
00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:06,760
It's closure. It's closure.
699
00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:08,414
You're clearly not over it.
700
00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:11,373
And you left out the biggest
fucking detail.
701
00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:13,244
What?
702
00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:15,334
That we dated for a month
after that.
703
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:18,728
One month, Brittany.
You gave me one month.
704
00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:20,861
Five years of being
your absolute best friend,
705
00:22:20,904 --> 00:22:22,253
and then what happened?
706
00:22:22,297 --> 00:22:24,255
You broke my heart so quickly
707
00:22:24,299 --> 00:22:26,214
for another piece of shit
older guy.
708
00:22:26,257 --> 00:22:27,824
So forgive me for not including
that second ending
709
00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:29,783
in this video, okay?
710
00:22:29,826 --> 00:22:31,306
It fucking killed me.
711
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,394
And it really is probably
exactly why
712
00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:34,353
I am today the way
that I am today.
713
00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:35,919
This fucking relationship.
714
00:22:35,963 --> 00:22:38,226
Okay, well, yeah.
715
00:22:38,269 --> 00:22:40,359
Uh, it's life, Dave.
I don't know what to tell you.
716
00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:43,318
I was 16 years old.
It was depressing for me, too.
717
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,320
I had family problems.
718
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:48,105
I was fucking cutting myself.
719
00:22:51,935 --> 00:22:53,720
That sucks.
720
00:22:53,763 --> 00:22:55,896
I obviously did not know that.
721
00:22:57,288 --> 00:22:58,942
I'm just trying
to tell my story.
722
00:22:58,986 --> 00:23:01,292
Great, tell your story.
That's fine.
723
00:23:01,336 --> 00:23:03,207
But I'm not gonna tell it
because it's not mine.
724
00:23:03,251 --> 00:23:05,819
And I'm not gonna be
a prop in your...
725
00:23:05,862 --> 00:23:08,909
"female demographic video."
726
00:23:08,952 --> 00:23:10,432
Where are you going?
727
00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:13,870
That's my boyfriend, Dave.
728
00:23:13,914 --> 00:23:16,307
We've been dating
for three months.
729
00:23:16,351 --> 00:23:18,266
But how would you
know that, right?
730
00:23:18,309 --> 00:23:21,748
'Cause it's not as interesting
as dating Doja Cat.
731
00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:25,186
Does he have a pink, thick dick?
732
00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:29,930
I really loved you.
733
00:23:29,973 --> 00:23:31,932
It doesn't seem
to matter to you at all.
734
00:23:35,501 --> 00:23:38,286
It... Of...
It always will matter.
735
00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:45,424
Dave. Dave.
736
00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:47,426
There is no time.
737
00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:49,558
-Yeah.
-We're done.
738
00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:51,517
I mean, maybe one setup. I...
739
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,432
Tell me what you want to do.
740
00:23:55,564 --> 00:23:57,914
Do we have any Brittanys
still here?
741
00:23:57,958 --> 00:24:00,569
Yes, actually. One. Uh,
wardrobe lady's daughter, so...
742
00:24:00,613 --> 00:24:02,484
-Which generation is that?
-I don't know.
743
00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:03,790
Doesn't even matter.
Get her camera-ready.
744
00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:05,313
I just need, like, five minutes
745
00:24:05,356 --> 00:24:07,228
to sit and think about
the ending of this video.
746
00:24:07,271 --> 00:24:08,490
-Yeah.
-'Cause I have an evolution...
747
00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:11,450
Copy that. Okay. Uh, hey,
uh, Steph. Um...
748
00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:14,583
I have an idea to get it
pretty fast in, like, one take.
749
00:24:14,627 --> 00:24:17,151
Do you want to see it?
750
00:24:17,194 --> 00:24:20,415
Uh, do what you see.
I really do trust you.
751
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,199
Oh.
752
00:24:22,243 --> 00:24:24,245
Okay. Let's go.
753
00:24:24,288 --> 00:24:25,594
-Uh, Roger?
-Yes?
754
00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:28,467
Okay.
We got one take to do this.
755
00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,512
Action.
756
00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:32,558
♪ I told her everything on my
mind, I told her everything♪
757
00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:35,517
♪ Every single song that made
me think about her every day♪
758
00:24:35,561 --> 00:24:36,910
♪ Everybody said
that we're just kids♪
759
00:24:36,953 --> 00:24:38,607
♪ But that never changed
the fact♪
760
00:24:38,651 --> 00:24:40,522
♪ That to this kid,
you were his everything♪
761
00:24:40,566 --> 00:24:42,524
♪ The next part
I will never forget♪
762
00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:43,569
♪ She walked right up
to me slowly♪
763
00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:45,266
♪ Then she gave me a kiss♪
764
00:24:45,309 --> 00:24:48,269
♪ First kiss, ugh, no way, no♪
765
00:24:48,312 --> 00:24:51,141
♪ Oh, my God, then she said,
"I love you, too"♪
766
00:24:51,185 --> 00:24:53,883
♪ I didn't believe her at first,
I thought she was drunk♪
767
00:24:53,927 --> 00:24:55,929
♪ But then the next day,
she was singing the same song ♪
768
00:24:55,972 --> 00:24:59,149
♪ She ran over to my crib
and was all over me♪
769
00:24:59,193 --> 00:25:01,325
♪ We started kissing, touching,
blushing, gushing♪
770
00:25:01,369 --> 00:25:02,544
♪ There was no humping yet,
not then♪
771
00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:04,067
♪ But I would settle for love♪
772
00:25:04,111 --> 00:25:05,112
♪ Got my first handjob
in the park♪
773
00:25:05,155 --> 00:25:06,635
♪ Really came out the mud♪
774
00:25:06,679 --> 00:25:08,158
♪ I couldn't believe it,
it was a dream♪
775
00:25:08,202 --> 00:25:09,290
I planted my seed
on Harrison Avenue yet again♪
776
00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,118
♪ I really did it, huh?♪
777
00:25:11,161 --> 00:25:12,728
♪ And then all of a sudden,
it was done♪
778
00:25:12,772 --> 00:25:14,904
♪ Just a month long
and then she moved on♪
779
00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:16,166
♪ I never knew someone
could make you feel♪
780
00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:17,385
♪ So right and so wrong♪
781
00:25:17,428 --> 00:25:18,560
♪ So good and so bad♪
782
00:25:18,604 --> 00:25:20,257
♪ Either way, I had what I had♪
783
00:25:20,301 --> 00:25:21,563
♪ And it showed me
I was who I was♪
784
00:25:21,607 --> 00:25:24,566
♪ And that I was
worthy of love♪
785
00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:28,135
♪ I love you back, you know♪
786
00:25:28,178 --> 00:25:30,180
♪ I love you, girl♪
787
00:25:30,224 --> 00:25:32,618
♪ It's the Evolution of Man♪
788
00:25:32,661 --> 00:25:35,229
♪ I love you, girl♪
789
00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:37,231
♪ I'm still evolving♪
790
00:25:37,274 --> 00:25:38,972
♪ But you know♪
791
00:25:39,015 --> 00:25:40,277
♪ I love you, girl♪
792
00:25:40,321 --> 00:25:42,062
Amazing. Cut.
793
00:25:42,105 --> 00:25:45,152
♪ I love you back, you know♪
794
00:25:46,632 --> 00:25:50,374
♪ I love you back, you know♪
795
00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:56,337
♪ I love you back, you know♪
796
00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:09,306
♪ With all your tenderness♪
797
00:26:16,662 --> 00:26:20,230
♪ With all your tenderness♪
798
00:26:20,274 --> 00:26:23,582
♪ I love you back, you know♪
799
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:25,453
♪ Yes, I do♪
800
00:26:25,496 --> 00:26:29,109
♪ I love you back, you know♪
801
00:26:29,152 --> 00:26:31,111
♪ Yes, I do♪
802
00:26:31,154 --> 00:26:33,156
♪ I love you back, you know.♪
803
00:26:43,123 --> 00:26:45,168
Welcome to
the Looking For
Love Tour!
804
00:26:45,691 --> 00:26:48,432
I've had so many
insane sexual
encounters.
805
00:26:48,476 --> 00:26:51,610
Truthfully, I'm looking
for my wife.
806
00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:54,395
You're with him every day?
How do you resist him?
807
00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:58,051
Are you serious?
Because I'm with
him every day.
808
00:26:58,094 --> 00:27:00,967
I'm so happy
that I get to see
America for what it is.
809
00:27:01,010 --> 00:27:03,230
Y'all find everything okay?Yeah.
810
00:27:03,273 --> 00:27:07,190
USA. USA.
811
00:27:07,234 --> 00:27:13,632
FX'sDave,
all new Wednesdays
at 10:00 on FXX.
812
00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:16,069
What's so great in
Atlanta that you can't
just leave it behind?
813
00:27:18,027 --> 00:27:19,986
Oh, we're outside!
814
00:27:22,510 --> 00:27:23,990
I watch Criminal Minds.
815
00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:26,166
And I know when
someone's up to
something twisted.
816
00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:27,428
Oh, my goodness.
817
00:27:31,345 --> 00:27:32,651
Hey, wait, man.
Wait, wait...Wake up!
818
00:27:35,218 --> 00:27:37,438
Oh, this feel
illegal as hell.
819
00:27:37,481 --> 00:27:41,485
FX'sAtlanta,
the final season
now streaming.
820
00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:48,667
♪ You can run
821
00:27:53,062 --> 00:27:55,369
♪ For a long time
822
00:27:57,501 --> 00:28:01,288
♪ Sooner or later
God will cut you down♪
823
00:28:05,858 --> 00:28:07,816
FX'sMayans,
824
00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:11,428
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premieres May 24th on FX.
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