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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:08,142 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:21,655 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GETTING THIS NUMBER. 3 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:23,291 IT DIDN'T EVEN TAKE ME THAT LONG. 4 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:26,260 - WE'RE EASY IN NEW YORK. - JEEZ, THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 5 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,729 - WE'LL GO OUT TO DINNER. - COOL, I LIKE TO EAT. 6 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:30,898 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CHOKING 7 00:00:30,998 --> 00:00:32,833 BECAUSE I'M GREAT AT THE HEIMLICH. 8 00:00:32,933 --> 00:00:36,036 OH, WELL, GOD, YOU KNOW, IF I WASN'T GONNA GIVE YOU MY NUMBER BEFORE, 9 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:37,771 THAT JUST DID IT. THAT'S AN IMPRESSIVE SKILL. 10 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,740 - DID THAT CLINCH IT? - YEAH. 11 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,543 ARE YOU LEAVING RIGHT NOW? 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD RUN INTO EACH OTHER AGAIN. 12 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,778 - YEAH, THAT WOULD BE SO AWKWARD. - THAT WOULD BE AWKWARD. 13 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:47,948 I'M NOT LEAVING JUST YET. IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU CAN GET OUT OF HERE. 14 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,717 WE HAVE TO SAVE SOMETHING FOR DINNER. 15 00:00:49,817 --> 00:00:51,552 - THERE YOU GO. - BECAUSE IF WE HAVE TOO GOOD A TIME HERE-- 16 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:55,123 - SO JUST GET OUT. - I KIND OF LIKE THAT, ACTUALLY. 17 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:57,625 - ( laughs ) BYE. - I'M GONNA CALL YOU. 18 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:01,662 HEY HEY, LOOK WHO IT IS. 19 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:03,464 - HEY! ROSIE! - LARRY DAVID. 20 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,633 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 21 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:07,535 - YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. - YOU KNOW WHAT? SO DO YOU. 22 00:01:07,635 --> 00:01:09,337 - YOU LIKE THE ART? - TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH... 23 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:11,472 - WHAT? - ...FORGET ABOUT THE ART. 24 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:12,940 WHAT? 25 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,976 I MET THE MOST FANTASTIC WOMAN TONIGHT. 26 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,045 I-- I'M-- I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT. 27 00:01:18,146 --> 00:01:19,813 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - SWEAR TO GOD. 28 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,549 - SO DID I. - YOU'RE KIDDING. 29 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:23,617 I FELT IT RIGHT AWAY. YOU KNOW HOW YOU CAN FEEL IT? 30 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:25,886 YES. I MEAN, WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? BUT IT'S A GREAT START. 31 00:01:25,986 --> 00:01:27,855 OH NO, I THINK SOMETHING'S GONNA HAPPEN. YOU KNOW HOW LESBIANS ARE. 32 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:30,458 YOU KNOW WHAT A LESBIAN BRINGS ON A SECOND DATE? A U-HAUL. 33 00:01:30,558 --> 00:01:32,660 - ( laughs ) - THAT'S RIGHT, A U-HAUL. THEY MOVE IN TOGETHER. 34 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,563 - THEY MOVE RIGHT IN. - I LOOKED AT HER AND I THOUGHT HYPHEN NAME. 35 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:37,865 KIDS ARE GONNA GET TO KNOW HER. IT'S ALL GONNA WORK. 36 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:40,368 - THAT'S LOVELY. - I'M HAPPY FOR YOU I REALLY AM. 37 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:42,570 I'M COMPLETELY SMITTEN. SHE SMILED. 38 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:45,839 - AT YOU? - AT ME. SMILING AT AN OLD BALD MAN. 39 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,709 - MINE IS SO VIVACIOUS. - MINE'S VIVACIOUS TOO. 40 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:50,077 AND BUILT. 41 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:53,747 A BODY I WOULD LIKE TO GET MY HANDS ON. 42 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:55,583 - OOH! - EXACTLY. 43 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:58,386 - I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. YOU KNOW WHAT? - WHAT? 44 00:01:58,486 --> 00:02:00,154 - SHE'S JEWISH. - NO KIDDING. 45 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:01,755 - YEAH. - CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? 46 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:02,790 - WHAT? - MINE TOO. 47 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:04,024 - REALLY? - YES. 48 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,793 - UNBELIEVABLE. - CHEERS. 49 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:07,761 - L'CHAIM. - L'CHAIM. 50 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,630 - IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. - YOURS IS JEWISH? 51 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:12,032 YEAH, I KNEW FROM HER NAME. O'DONNELL, IRISH, DUH. 52 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,902 YEAH, RIGHT. YEAH, COHN, JEWISH. 53 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:16,437 - YEAH. - YEAH. 54 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:19,573 - WHAT DID YOU SAY? COHN? - MMM. 55 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:21,242 JANE COHN? 56 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,918 HOLY SHIT. 57 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:33,454 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IS THIS A JOKE? 58 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:36,023 - HOW'S IT A JOKE? HERE'S THE NUMBER. - HOW'D YOU GET THAT? 59 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:37,558 - SHE GAVE IT TO ME. - SHE GAVE IT TO YOU? 60 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,727 WHAT AM I, A MAGICIAN? I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A CARD ON YOU? 61 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:42,029 WHY WOULD SHE GIVE US BOTH HER CARD? IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 62 00:02:42,129 --> 00:02:44,131 OBVIOUSLY SHE'S BI-SEXUAL. 63 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:45,899 - FUCKING HATE THAT. - WHAT IS THAT? 64 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,202 WHAT IS THAT ANYWAY? I MEAN, PICK A SIDE ALREADY, RIGHT? 65 00:02:48,302 --> 00:02:49,770 - ABSOLUTELY. - CAN'T YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND? 66 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:52,005 WHAT IS THIS? THEY HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH EVERYONE? 67 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:55,042 - THEY HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING? - HALF THE POPULATION ISN'T ENOUGH FOR THEM? 68 00:02:55,142 --> 00:02:57,077 - THEY WANT EVERYBODY? THEY'RE SO SELFISH? - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 69 00:02:57,177 --> 00:03:00,214 SHE DID NOT SEEM THE TYPE TO ME. 70 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:03,617 - SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? - I DON'T KNOW. 71 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:06,754 I GUESS YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO BACK AWAY BECAUSE MOST OF THESE WOMEN 72 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,689 WHO SAY THEY'RE BI ARE REALLY GAY AND THEY JUST CAN'T SAY IT. 73 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:10,891 - BACK AWAY? ME BACK AWAY? - YEAH, I THINK YOU SHOULD. 74 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:13,294 WHY WOULD I BACK AWAY? THIS WOMAN IS CRAZY ABOUT ME. 75 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:14,962 - I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. - YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? 76 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:17,030 - REALLY? - BECAUSE I FELT IT. MY BODY FELT IT, OKAY? 77 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:19,933 I CAME ALIVE IN AREAS THAT HAVE BEEN DRY LIKE THE SAHARA DESERT. 78 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:23,271 - YOU FOLLOW ME, LARRY? - LOOK, IN BASEBALL THE TIE GOES TO THE RUNNER. 79 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:26,440 IN SITUATIONS LIKE THIS, TIE GOES TO THE HETERO. 80 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:29,042 IT WAS NO TIE, BABE. SHE HIT MY BASE FIRST 81 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:30,578 CLEANLY BEFORE SHE EVEN SAW YOU. 82 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:32,446 YOU'RE INTENT ON GOING THROUGH THIS? 83 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,615 OF COURSE I AM. I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET HURT, LARRY. 84 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:37,418 YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT, RIGHT? A LOT OF OTHER WOMEN HERE. 85 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:40,354 PROBABLY WOMEN WHO ARE MORE YOUR SPEED. MORE YOUR LEVEL. 86 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:42,556 SPARE YOURSELF THE EXPENSE AND EMBARRASSMENT. 87 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,758 - GET OUT OF THIS NOW. - OKAY, SAVE MYSELF? 88 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:46,660 YES, 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE ANNIHILATED. 89 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,663 I'M GONNA BE ANNIHILATED BY YOU IN THE LOVE DEPARTMENT? 90 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,765 - WE'LL JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS. - GAME ON, LARRY DAVID. 91 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:54,034 - YOU'VE GOT IT, SISTER. - ALL RIGHT. 92 00:03:54,134 --> 00:03:56,103 - GOOD LUCK TO YOU. - YOU'RE IN OVER YOUR HEAD, ROSIE. 93 00:03:56,203 --> 00:03:57,571 - YOU THINK SO? - I KNOW SO. 94 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:59,873 SHE'S A DYKE. DEAL WITH IT. 95 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:05,379 HO HO! LOOK WHO'S IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE! 96 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:07,781 HA HA! LEON IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE! 97 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:10,784 YOU DROVE THE CAR? LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO THE CAR. 98 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:13,354 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. THIS MOTHERFUCKING CAR HAS GOT SOME HEART, MAN. 99 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:15,589 I WAS SURPRISED. I THOUGHT IT WAS A BITCH-ASS CAR. 100 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,325 THIS SHIT GOT SOME FUCKING HEART TO IT. 101 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:19,259 - WHY DIDN'T YOU FLY? - I DON'T FLY, BABY. 102 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,762 YOU GOT TO HAVE A PHOTO I.D. FOR THAT, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? FUCK THAT. 103 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:24,264 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN GIVE A CAR BACK TO SOMEBODY IN THIS CONDITION. 104 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:25,899 THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS SOME ROOM TO IT TOO. 105 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,768 I GOT EIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS UP IN THIS CAR. 106 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:29,770 - YEAH. WHAT? - I THOUGHT IT HELD ONLY FOUR PEOPLE. 107 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:31,305 WHAT DID YOU DO? YOU PICKED UP HITCHHIKERS? 108 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:32,673 SEE THE BABY SEAT BACK THERE? HELL YEAH. 109 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,274 COME ON, MAN. LET ME SEE YOUR PLACE, MAN. 110 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:35,676 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ANYWAY? 111 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,511 I HAD TO GET OUT OF THAT FUCKING HOUSE, MAN. 112 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:40,147 - ROOMMATE WAS DRIVING ME CRAZY AND SHIT. - THE WHO? 113 00:04:40,247 --> 00:04:41,549 - THE ROOMMATE ALL IN MY SHIT. - ROOMMATE? 114 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:43,684 - LET ME SEE THE PLACE, MAN. - WHAT ROOMMATE? 115 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:46,954 - THE FUCKING ROOMMATE AT THE HOUSE IN CALIFORNIA. - Larry: WHAT? 116 00:04:48,556 --> 00:04:51,759 SO SHE GAVE-- SHE GAVE HER PHONE NUMBER 117 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:54,895 - TO ME AND ROSIE O'DONNELL. - OOOH! 118 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:57,798 WHOA, LOOK AT THIS, MAN! ARE YOU KIDDING ME, LARRY? 119 00:04:57,898 --> 00:05:00,267 - RENNY HARLIN'S PLACE. - OH SHIT. 120 00:05:00,368 --> 00:05:02,436 NEW YORK CITY, BABY. I'M HERE! 121 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:04,372 YOU GOT TO TELL PEOPLE YOU'RE HERE SOMETIMES, RIGHT? 122 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:05,673 ANYWAY, SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT IT? 123 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:07,441 I'M IN COMPETITION WITH ROSIE O'DONNELL. 124 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:08,742 - WOW, MAN. - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 125 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:10,344 I'M FEELING A LITTLE INSECURE ABOUT IT. 126 00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:12,279 LESBIANS HAVE KIND OF AN ADVANTAGE IN A WAY. 127 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:13,747 THEY SOME TRICKY MOTHERFUCKERS. 128 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:15,583 FRANKLY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING DOWN THERE. 129 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:17,250 LADIES KNOW THAT SHIT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 130 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:19,587 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. I CAN'T COMPETE WITH A LESBIAN LIKE THAT. 131 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:21,855 THEY KNOW EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY. YOU KNOW, EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY. 132 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:24,592 WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE WERE BI-SEXUALS? I COULDN'T BE COMFORTABLE NOW. 133 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:26,860 I WOULDN'T BE COMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW. I'D BE ALL FUCKED UP. 134 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,896 I WOULD HAVE ZERO INTEREST IN A PERSON LIKE YOU. 135 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,831 YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT. ME TOO, LARRY. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 136 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:33,000 - OH, YOU WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED IN ME? - FUCK NO, LARRY. 137 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,935 FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD FUCKING THROW THE FUCK UP. 138 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:38,539 I WOULD REGURGITATE MY OWN SHIT. I WOULD REGURGITATE AND SHIT. 139 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:41,141 YOU THINK I'D GO OUT WITH A GUY WEARING A GREEN WIFE-BEATER? 140 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:42,810 - LOOK AT YOU. - FIRST OF ALL, LOOK AT THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE. 141 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:45,345 - THIS SHIT ON YOUR HEAD. - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 142 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:47,247 - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? - OH, I GETS MINE, LARRY. 143 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,850 I FUCKING GETS MINE. YOU KNOW I GETS MINE. 144 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:51,519 - ( laughing ) - OKAY. 145 00:05:51,619 --> 00:05:54,221 WHERE'S MY ROOM AT? WHERE THE FUCK'S MY ROOM AT, LARRY? 146 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:56,490 HA HA! I'M IN THE HOUSE! 147 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:03,030 I'M HERE TO PICK UP SOME FOOD TO GO. DAVID. 148 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,765 - OKAY, ONE SECOND. - OKAY. 149 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:07,034 LARRY? 150 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:08,669 - LARRY, HI. - DUCKSTEIN. 151 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:10,303 - WE'RE BOTH IN NEW YORK. - YEAH, WE'RE BOTH IN NEW YORK. 152 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:12,005 LOOK AT THIS, TWO ANGELINOS HERE IN NEW YORK. 153 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:14,207 - THAT'S SOMETHING, ISN'T IT? - WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR? 154 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:16,276 YOU KNOW, I JUST CAME. 155 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,979 HEY, HERE'S A THOUGHT. LET'S GO TO LUNCH. 156 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:21,582 - TOMORROW? - MMM. 157 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:25,052 - MMM, I DON'T THINK SO. - OKAY, THURSDAY. 158 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:26,887 NO, I-I-- I DON'T THINK SO. 159 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:30,357 - WHY NOT? - WELL, WE REALLY DON'T SEE EACH OTHER IN L.A. 160 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:32,893 SO WHY-- IF WE'RE IN ONE CITY ALL THE TIME 161 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:35,195 AND WE NEVER HAVE LUNCH IN THAT CITY, 162 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:36,897 WHY WOULD WE HAVE LUNCH IN THE NEW CITY? 163 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:39,166 I SEE WHAT THIS IS. I SEE WHAT THIS IS. 164 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:41,769 YOU'RE STILL HOLDING A GRUDGE 165 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:45,105 BECAUSE WE DIDN'T INVITE YOU TO JOANIE'S BAT MITZVAH. 166 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:47,675 - YOU'LL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR THAT. - NO NO. 167 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:50,210 I'M TELLING YOU, WE SENT IT OUT. YOU WERE ON THE LIST. 168 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:52,312 - I DID GET THE INVITATION. - YEAH? 169 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,915 YES, AND I PAID SO LITTLE ATTENTION TO IT 170 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:56,950 THAT I DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO R.S.V.P. 171 00:06:57,050 --> 00:07:00,187 BECAUSE I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN INVITED IN THE FIRST PLACE. 172 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:02,456 I WAS OFFENDED THAT I WAS INVITED. 173 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:05,092 - LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT-- - THERE'S NOTHING TO GET STRAIGHT. 174 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:06,527 I'M GONNA EAT ALONE TOMORROW. 175 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:07,928 WHY DO YOU WANT TO EAT WITH ME? 176 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:10,430 BECAUSE WE NEVER GET A CHANCE TO EAT IN L.A. 177 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:12,666 BECAUSE WE'RE NOT FRIENDS. 178 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:15,002 WE'RE NOT FRIENDS BECAUSE WE NEVER SPEND TIME TOGETHER. 179 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:19,006 WE DON'T SPEND TIME TOGETHER BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SPEND TIME TOGETHER. 180 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:22,009 IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU HAVE A LITTLE ROOM FOR GROWTH? 181 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:23,944 NO. DUCKSTEIN, 182 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,146 I THINK WE'VE TAKEN US ABOUT AS FAR AS WE CAN. 183 00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:30,150 THERE WILL BE NO LUNCH, NO BREAKFAST OR DINNER. 184 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:33,386 THERE WON'T BE A SNACK. THERE WON'T BE COFFEE. 185 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:34,955 THERE WON'T BE A DRINK. 186 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:37,424 AND HOPEFULLY THERE WON'T EVEN BE ANOTHER BUMP INTO. 187 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:39,793 I FEEL BADLY FOR YOU 188 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:42,863 BECAUSE LIFE IS LIKE THIS... 189 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:46,233 - YES. - ...AND WHAT YOU'VE DONE IS MADE IT LIKE THIS. 190 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:48,135 I WANT TO MAKE THAT SMALLER. 191 00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:50,203 - REALLY? - YES. SHRINK IT. 192 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,039 SHRINK IT. PUT THE HANDS TOGETHER. 193 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:54,942 THAT'S WHAT I WANT. SEE YA, DUCKSTEIN. 194 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:56,343 BYE, LARRY. 195 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:59,613 - Jane: HELLO. - Larry: I'M HERE. 196 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:02,249 AWESOME. THANK YOU FOR COMING OVER. 197 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:05,786 I KNOW WE WANTED TO GO OUT BUT MY CAT WILL NOT STOP THROWING UP. 198 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:08,889 - IT MAKES ME NERVOUS. - MAYBE THE CAT KNEW I WAS COMING. 199 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,358 OH. MAYBE THAT'S WHY I WAS THROWING UP A MINUTE AGO. 200 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,260 - SEE, I HAVE THAT EFFECT. - I GET IT, YES. 201 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:16,564 - SHE'S GOT, LIKE, EMPATHETIC NAUSEA... - EXACTLY. 202 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:18,666 - ...AT THE POTENTIAL OF YOUR ARRIVAL. - EXACTLY, YES. YES. 203 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:21,468 YEAH, EVER SINCE I MET YOU I CAN'T STOP PUKING. 204 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:22,936 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. 205 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:25,038 YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST PERSON WHO'S TOLD ME THAT. 206 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:26,306 - REALLY? - YEAH. 207 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:27,708 YOU JUST HAVE THAT EFFECT ON PEOPLE? 208 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:29,142 I DO. PARTICULARLY WOMEN. 209 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,511 - THAT'S HOT. - IT'S A WONDERFUL QUALITY. 210 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:33,581 ( laughs ) 211 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:35,248 - SO WHAT ARE WE EATING? - JAPANESE. 212 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,117 SO-- OOH, GOD. 213 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:38,919 UM, THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK. 214 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:41,388 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? - OH, JEEZ. 215 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:44,457 OH, LOOK AT THIS. THEY DIDN'T SECURE THE SOUP. 216 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,193 WHY DIDN'T THEY PUT IT IN ONE OF THOSE BAGS? 217 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:48,128 - OH, JESUS. - OH MY GOD. 218 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:51,464 THE WHOLE THING IS RUINED. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE IN THE TAKE-OUT BUSINESS, 219 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:52,766 YOU GOT TWO THINGS TO DO: 220 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,702 GET THE ORDER RIGHT, SECURE THE FOOD. 221 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:57,971 USUALLY THEY'RE GOOD. I DON'T KNOW. 222 00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:00,073 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING BACK THERE 223 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:02,275 AND I'M GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS. 224 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:05,646 - OH, GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT? - I'M DEFINITELY GONNA TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED. 225 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:08,882 IT'S FINE, 'CAUSE ACTUALLY I HAD SUSHI LAST NIGHT, SO... 226 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:11,051 - YOU HAD SUSHI LAST NIGHT? - YEAH. 227 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:14,187 - I DIDN'T EVEN ASK YOU WHAT I WAS GETTING. - OH, IT'S FINE. 228 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:16,023 NO, I LOVE SUSHI. 229 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:18,491 I'M JUST SAYING IT'S NOT A HUGE DEAL THAT I DON'T HAVE IT AGAIN. 230 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:21,428 - SO WHERE'D YOU GO LAST NIGHT? - I HAD SUSHI AT YANKEE STADIUM, 231 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:23,563 WHICH YOU WOULD NOT THINK IS GOOD SUSHI, BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD SUSHI. 232 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:24,898 - REALLY? - YEAH. 233 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,433 - SUSHI AT YANKEE STADIUM? - I KNOW. 234 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:29,770 I WENT WITH, UM, THIS FRIEND OF MINE. 235 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,438 SHE'S VERY CONNECTED 236 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:35,008 AND WE HAD A BOX TO OURSELVES. 237 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,577 AND THEY BROUGHT IN CATERING AND WE HAD SUSHI. 238 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:40,413 - IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. - SO WHO IS THIS PERSON? 239 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,950 JUST THIS-- YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY. YOU MIGHT KNOW HER. 240 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:45,352 UM, I MEAN IT'S ROSIE O'DONNELL. 241 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:47,587 I'M SURE YOU'VE PROBABLY CROSSED PATHS WITH HER. 242 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,657 - NO. - DO YOU WANT SOME WINE? 243 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:52,025 - YEAH. - OKAY. 244 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:54,828 - RED OR WHITE? - I DON'T CARE. 245 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:02,936 SO, UM... 246 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:05,038 WHAT DID-- 247 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:09,576 WHAT DID ROSIE THINK OF YOUR APARTMENT? 248 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:10,811 ( chuckles ) 249 00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:13,981 SHE DIDN'T SEE MY APARTMENT. 250 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,785 - REALLY? - YEAH. 251 00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:19,319 - SHE WASN'T HERE? - NO. 252 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,922 OH. POOR THING. 253 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,791 OH! 254 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:27,160 YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU IT WAS TRAUMATIC 255 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:29,596 TO OPEN THAT BAG AND SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON. 256 00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:31,198 IT WAS VERY DISTRESSING. 257 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,300 - YOU KNOW, I WAS ON A DATE... - YES. 258 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,202 - ...WITH A BI-SEXUAL. - NO. 259 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,204 AND I'M COMPETING FOR HER AFFECTION AGAINST A LESBIAN. 260 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,506 - YOU THINK THAT'S EASY? - SURE SURE. I HAVE A-- 261 00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:42,042 DID I MENTION THAT I HAD A SOUP AND SANDWICH FOR DINNER? 262 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,977 YOU DIDN'T MENTION. YOU TALK A LOT 263 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,847 BUT NO SANDWICH MENTIONED. 264 00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:49,282 YOU'VE GOT TO SECURE THESE BAGS. 265 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:51,618 SECURE THE BAGS 266 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:54,855 WITH TAPE, STAPLES, HOWEVER YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT. 267 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:56,656 RIGHT, I UNDERSTAND. 268 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,191 SO I GET YOU ANOTHER ORDER 269 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:02,062 THEN YOU CAN TAKE HOME AND EVERYTHING BE OKAY? 270 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,364 YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT, 271 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,700 BUT THAT'S REALLY NOT QUITE WHAT I HAD IN MIND. 272 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:10,003 - OH. - BASICALLY, MAN TO MAN, 273 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:14,808 I THINK AN APOLOGY WOULD BE NICE. 274 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,143 OKAY, SO I SAY SORRY, 275 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,245 YOU BELIEVE, YOU FEEL SOMETHING, 276 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:21,381 THEN YOU MOVE ON? YOU GO AWAY? EVERYTHING OKAY, YEAH? 277 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:24,117 YEAH, IF I LIKE THE SORRY, EVERYTHING WILL BE HUNKY-DORY. 278 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:26,286 OKAY. 279 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:30,858 I AM SORRY. 280 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:33,861 OH, THE BOW. OH MY GOSH. 281 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,796 OH. 282 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,564 I CAN'T QUIBBLE WITH THE BOW. 283 00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:40,934 I LOVE THAT BOW. COME ON, HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU GET A BOW IN YOUR LIFE? 284 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,135 - RIGHT, YES. - FANTASTIC. 285 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,837 - BOW IS VERY IMPORTANT. - FANTASTIC. 286 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,839 WE COULD LEARN A LOT OF THINGS FROM JAPAN. 287 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:48,842 YOU THINK ABOUT ON THE WAY HOME. I THINK, YEAH. 288 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,844 BUT NEXT TIME, IF I COME BACK AGAIN 289 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,846 TO GET SOME TAKE-OUT, 290 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,915 ARE YOU GONNA BEEF UP THE SECURITY IN THE BAG? 291 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,050 ABSOLUTELY, SIR. THE TAPE, STAPLES-- 292 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,252 EVERYTHING GONNA BE SECURED FOR YOU, OKAY? 293 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,788 WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY YOU'VE GOT THAT TAKE-OUT ORDER-- 294 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,622 LISTEN, LISTEN. YOU SAID A DEAL, RIGHT? 295 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:06,559 YOU SAID I SAY SORRY, YOU BELIEVE, YOU MOVE, YOU GO AWAY, OKAY? 296 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:10,163 YOU LONG EXPLANATION HOW SPECIAL BOW IS. OKAY, WE GOT IT. 297 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,800 NEXT TIME WE SEE YOU COME IN WE MAKE SURE BAG SECURE. 298 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,602 - VERY SPECIAL FOR YOU, OKAY? - OKAY. ARE WE GOOD? 299 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:18,171 - CAN I-- DO I BOW BACK? - YEAH YEAH. DO. 300 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,743 - THEN YOU GOT THAT TO FOLLOW. - ( mumbles ) 301 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:26,313 - YOU FOLLOW? - YES. 302 00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:32,619 - HI. - HEY. 303 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,988 LARRY DAVID. LOOK AT THIS. 304 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,624 HEY, ROSIE. LOOK WHO'S HERE. 305 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:38,992 SO, LARRY, HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT? 306 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,128 - COULDN'T HAVE GONE BETTER. - NO KIDDING? 307 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,663 - YES. - SAME FEELING I HAD. YOU KNOW THAT? 308 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,332 AND YOU SAW HER WHEN? MONDAY? 309 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:48,268 - YES, MONDAY. - MONDAY? WHO GOES OUT ON MONDAY? 310 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,170 SOMEONE WHO'S REALLY DESPERATE TO HAVE A DATE, 311 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,639 I SUPPOSE, CALLS SOMEBODY FOR A MONDAY NIGHT. 312 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,341 I WON'T TELL HER THAT YOU SAID THAT. 313 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,576 BUT LISTEN, THE THING-- DID YOU THROW YOUR ARM OUT? 314 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:58,145 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 315 00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,480 ALL NIGHT LONG I WAS LIKE IN THIS POSITION. 316 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:03,483 AND THEN UP FROM THIS SIDE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 317 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,319 - A LOT OF THAT. - A LOT OF GUYS THINK THAT'S A GOOD MOVE. 318 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:09,356 IT'S FUNNY. USUALLY WOMEN LAUGH AT IT. 319 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,558 - I DON'T THINK SHE WAS LAUGHING. - REALLY? 320 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,393 SHE WAS TOO BUSY MOANING TO LAUGH. 321 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,929 - YEAH, A LOT OF THAT. - I HAD THE SAME THING IN MY NECK. 322 00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:18,065 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 323 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:19,766 COULDN'T MOVE MY NECK FROM TUESDAY MORNING. 324 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,168 IT'S ALL RIGHT. LISTEN, THE THING IS, 325 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,603 SHE JUST TEXTED ME. WE'RE GOING TO THE TONYS 326 00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:24,972 TOGETHER, OKAY? 327 00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:27,574 - THE TONYS? - AS MY DATE 328 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,542 TO THE TONY AWARDS. 329 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,044 JANE. 330 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,980 ME TARZAN, NOT YOU. 331 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,115 - ( laughs ) - THE TONYS. 332 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,917 YOU COULD ASK ANY STRANGER ON THE STREET, 333 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,785 THEY'LL GO TO THE TONYS. THAT'S NO GREAT ACCOMPLISHMENT. 334 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:42,589 SHE KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "CATS," OKAY? 335 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:43,957 EVEN THE BRITISH VERSION. 336 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,059 SHE ENJOYED "CHESS" THE MUSICAL. 337 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,161 SAW IT THREE TIMES. SHE SAW "CARRIE." 338 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:51,198 IT WAS ONLY OPEN TWO NIGHTS. SHE LIKES BROADWAY, LARRY. 339 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:55,035 SHE LIKES BROADWAY! ( laughs ) 340 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,237 SHE'S GOING TO THE TONYS? WHAT THE HELL AM I GONNA DO? 341 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,306 YOU CAN'T COMPETE AGAINST THE TONYS. 342 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,241 I'M DEAD. 343 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:04,411 ( crowd cheering ) 344 00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:08,949 GOOD PLAY, LARRY. 345 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,985 ALL RIGHT, LARRY. TWO AWAY. TWO AWAY. 346 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,554 HA HA. 347 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:15,889 COME ON, LITTLE LARRY. 348 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,490 HERE WE GO. HOW'S YOUR ARM? 349 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,692 - GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU. - COME ON, THROW IT TO MOMMY. 350 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,128 LET'S GO, LARRY. 351 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,699 - ( crowd cheering ) - OH, FUCK! 352 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:29,036 - GO GO GO! - HA HA, LARRY! 353 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:31,238 I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO RUN, LARRY. 354 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,540 - I CAN WALK. - GO GO GO! 355 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,943 - OH, DID YOU GET LUCKY. - SHE'S GOING FOR THIRD, LARRY! 356 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,078 WHERE'S HE THROWING THE BALL? 357 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,679 SHE'S GOING HOME, LARRY! 358 00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:41,648 OOOH! 359 00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:44,251 WHOO! 360 00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,453 I DON'T FEEL LIKE GOING ON THIS DATE. 361 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:49,456 I SWEAR TO GOD, I'D LIKE TO CANCEL RIGHT NOW. 362 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,624 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MAN. I WOULD NOT BE A FUCKING FRIEND 363 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,226 SITTING AROUND THIS PLUSH MOTHERFUCKER 364 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,996 AND ALLOW YOU TO GO OUT THERE AND ALLOW A LESBIAN 365 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:59,332 TO BEAT YOU AT A FUCKING GAME, OKAY? 366 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,035 COME ON, IT'S OVER. SHE'S TAKING HER TO THE TONYS. 367 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:06,573 AND LET'S FACE IT, SHE'S GOT THE LESBIAN ADVANTAGE. 368 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,175 WE ARE FUCKING MEN, LARRY. 369 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,910 WHAT DO WE HAVE, MAN? WHAT THE FUCK DO WE HAVE 370 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,445 THAT SHE DOESN'T HAVE? 371 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,514 ( stammering ) YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT THE PENIS. 372 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:16,583 YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT. ROSIE O'DONNELL DOES NOT HAVE-- 373 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,851 - HAS NO PENIS. HAS NO PENIS. - DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS. 374 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,487 WOMEN DO NOT HAVE PENISES. MEN HAVE PENISES. 375 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,922 YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. DON'T BE A FUCKING VICTIM. 376 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:26,159 OKAY? YOU AT BAT. 377 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,295 WHAT'S BELOW YOUR FUCKING BAT? 378 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,330 WHAT DANGLES BELOW YOUR BAT? 379 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,099 - HUH? - BALLS. 380 00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,101 - WE GOT BATS AND BALLS, RIGHT? - RIGHT. 381 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:37,137 - OKAY, WHAT DO LADIES HAVE? - GLOVES. 382 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,172 WHAT DO GLOVES DO? CATCH THE GODDAMN BALLS. 383 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,474 THAT'S WHAT LADIES ON THIS PLANET DO IS CATCH BALLS. 384 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,576 BATS AND BALLS RUN THE FUCKING WORLD. 385 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,113 THE WOMAN IS ON THIS EARTH TO CATCH BALLS. 386 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:48,048 INTERESTING THEORY. 387 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,150 - SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? - TOO BAD I DON'T HAVE A DAUGHTER. 388 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,985 I WOULD LIKE TO IMPART THAT KNOWLEDGE TO HER. 389 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,887 GLOVES DON'T CATCH GLOVES. WE HAVE THE ADVANTAGE. 390 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:57,724 OKAY? YOU'VE GOT TO REALIZE THAT THOUGH. 391 00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:59,592 YEAH YEAH, I KNOW. I KNOW. 392 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,761 BUT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE TONYS HERE, OKAY? 393 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:04,297 THIS PENIS THAT I HAVE CANNOT COMPETE WITH THE TONYS. 394 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,766 - TONYS ARE A GRAND SLAM. - FUCK THE TONYS. 395 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,335 FUCKING TONY. WHO THE FUCK IS TONY? 396 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,470 WANT A GRAND SLAM? 397 00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:15,008 HMM. 398 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,444 JUICE? 399 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,481 YOU WANT ME TO JUICE? 400 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,216 I WANT YOU TO WIN. 401 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,123 THAT WAS AMAZING. 402 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,260 THE PENIS IS AN EXTRAORDINARY INSTRUMENT, JANE. 403 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,795 - ( laughs ) - SOMETIMES IT SURPRISES EVEN ME. 404 00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:38,131 AND IT'S NOT JUST A ONE-TIME THING. 405 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,667 THAT'S WHAT YOU GET ON A CONSISTENT BASIS WITH ME. 406 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,069 - REALLY? - ABSOLUTELY. 407 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:45,172 - I CAN'T EVEN MOVE. - WELL, SPEAKING OF THAT. 408 00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,440 SHALL WE DO THIS AGAIN ON FRIDAY? 409 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,376 I DON'T WANT TO WAIT THAT LONG. 410 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,578 - HOW ABOUT THURSDAY? - THURSDAY? 411 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:55,248 - I THOUGHT YOU HAD PLANS ON THURSDAY. - I'LL CANCEL THEM. 412 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,784 - YOU'LL CANCEL THEM? - MM-HMM. 413 00:16:57,884 --> 00:17:00,853 WOW. TOO BAD FOR THAT PERSON. 414 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,722 ( laughs ) 415 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,326 ALL RIGHT, JANIE. 416 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:10,097 IT'S BEEN SWELL. HOPE YOU HAD FUN. 417 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,807 AH. 418 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,909 ( Jane laughs ) 419 00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:25,412 ( speaking Japanese ) 420 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,686 OH! 421 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:37,424 ( speaking Japanese ) 422 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,595 EXCUSE ME. DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? 423 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,231 YES, I AM FLUENT. YES. 424 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,866 OH, I NOTICED THAT WHEN YOU APOLOGIZED TO THIS MAN 425 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:49,169 YOU GAVE HIM A RATHER DEEP BOW. 426 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,970 ALMOST 90°. 427 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,473 YES, I SPILLED ICE CREAM. 428 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:57,377 SO I VERY SORRY. SO I APOLOGIZE TO HIM, YES. 429 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,779 NOW THE OTHER NIGHT A JAPANESE FELLOW APOLOGIZED TO ME. 430 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:03,116 - YES? - BUT HE ONLY WENT DOWN A FEW DEGREES. 431 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,751 - KIND OF LIKE THAT. - LIKE THAT? 432 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:05,952 - YEAH. - OH OH. 433 00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:09,088 THAT IS NOT APOLOGY TO YOU. 434 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,924 NO, HE WAS NOT SORRY AT ALL. 435 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,092 - HE WASN'T SORRY? - NO NO. 436 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:16,062 HE A LITTLE DISMISSIVE OF YOU. 437 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:17,964 - DISMISSIVE? - YES. YES. 438 00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:19,766 - I GOT A DISMISSIVE BOW? - YES. 439 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:23,002 A LITTLE BIT... SHIT BOW. 440 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,371 - SHIT BOW? - SHIT BOW. 441 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:25,972 - SHIT BOW. - SHIT BOW. 442 00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,707 - A SHIT BOW I GOT. - YES. 443 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:31,178 - I GOT A SHIT BOW. - NO BOW WOULD BE BETTER THAN THAT BOW. 444 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,645 - NO BOW BETTER? - YES. 445 00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,181 LITTLE INSULTING TO YOU. 446 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,815 DO YOU HEAR-- NOT A BOW LIKE THAT. 447 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,650 - NOT SORRY AT ALL. LITTLE BITTY BOW. - NO. 448 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:41,221 I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU, BUT THAT WAS NOT APOLOGY. 449 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:44,291 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THIS HAS BEEN VERY HELPFUL TO ME. 450 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,659 - YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. - CAN YOU BOW FOR A THANK YOU? 451 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,561 - YOU CAN BOW FOR THANK YOU. - YOU CAN BOW FOR THANK YOU? 452 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,897 - SURE, YES. - THAT'S A THANK YOU BOW. 453 00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,532 THANK YOU, YES. VERY GOOD. 454 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,702 - GOOD DAY TO YOU. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD LUCK. 455 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,970 HOW YOU DOING, LAR? 456 00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,540 - DOING GOOD. - YEAH? 457 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,908 I GUESS YOU HEARD. 458 00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:05,278 - HEARD WHAT? - JANE CANCELLED OUR DATE TO THE TONYS. 459 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,046 - REALLY? - REALLY. 460 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,849 ( huffs ) I DIDN'T KNOW. 461 00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:12,685 IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, SOMETHING DOESN'T FIGURE OUT OF THE WHOLE THING. 462 00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,621 I'VE KNOWN LIKE FOUR DECADES OF WOMEN THAT YOU'VE DATED. 463 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:17,190 NONE OF THEM EVER EVER TALKS ABOUT YOUR PERFORMANCE. 464 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,458 YOU'RE A SINGLES HITTER YOUR WHOLE LIFE, 465 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,193 NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU'RE MR. POWER HITTER? 466 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:23,296 YOU'RE MR. GRAND SLAM? MR. GET ANYBODY, EVEN JANE, HUH? 467 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,432 YOU DOING SOMETHING, LAR? WHAT DO YOU DO? 468 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:27,634 - CAN YOU EXPLAIN THIS TO ME? - WELL, I'M-- 469 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,370 I'M ON A NEW REGIMENT. I'M WORKING OUT. 470 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,905 I'VE CHANGED MY DIET. MAKES A BIG DIFFERENCE. 471 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,106 - YOU'RE WORKING OUT? - YEAH. 472 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:36,409 - THAT'S IT? - THAT'S IT. 473 00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:39,212 WHAT, ARE YOU JUICING, LARRY? 474 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:41,514 - ( scoffs ) - ARE YOU JUICING NOW? 475 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:45,918 I HAVE NEVER TAKEN PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS EVER. 476 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,754 PERIOD. 477 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:51,524 NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. 478 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:54,026 GOT IT. BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, LARRY. 479 00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:56,563 I'VE KNOWN YOU TOO LONG, ALL RIGHT? 480 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:59,232 SOMETHING JUST DOES NOT ADD UP. 481 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:02,068 OUTFIELD IN. PLAY TO FIRST. 482 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,803 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO, LARRY. 483 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,838 EASY OUT. 484 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:12,545 ( crowd cheering ) 485 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,918 - YEAH! - WELL, GET IT IN! 486 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,265 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 487 00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:39,672 ( sighs ) 488 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,565 ( groans ) 489 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,501 ( grunts ) 490 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,477 - Jeff: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT DUCKSTEIN? - Larry: NO. 491 00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:20,947 SOME LADY WALKING HER DOG FOUND HIM ON THE GROUND CHOKING. 492 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:22,449 - WHAT? IS HE OKAY? - YEAH. 493 00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:24,651 HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL, BUT THEY SAY HE'S GONNA BE FINE. 494 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,819 YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THE HEIMLICH. YOU COULD HAVE, YOU KNOW. 495 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,521 YEAH, I KNOW HOW TO DO THE HEIMLICH. 496 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,623 YOU DO. IF YOU ONLY WENT TO LUNCH WITH HIM. 497 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,925 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I COULD HAVE HELPED HIM. 498 00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:34,894 I FEEL TERRIBLE. 499 00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,396 SO HOW'S THINGS WITH JANE? 500 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:38,631 OH, IT'S FANTASTIC. SHE LOVES BASEBALL. 501 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:41,568 - I LOVE THAT. - SHE'S TAKING ME TO COOPERSTOWN ON SUNDAY. 502 00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:43,703 SHE BLEW OFF THE TONYS WITH ROSIE. 503 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,972 - THIS WOMAN BLEW OFF THE TONYS... - BLEW OFF THE TONYS. 504 00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:48,074 - ...TO TAKE YOU TO COOPERSTOWN? - TO TAKE ME TO COOPERSTOWN. 505 00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:51,043 IT'S NOT LIKE BEING WITH A GUY. IT'S LIKE BEING WITH A GREAT GUY 506 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:55,515 WHO HAPPENS TO HAVE A VAGINA AND KNOWS THE STATISTICS OF WHAT ROY WHITE HIT IN 1971. 507 00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:57,216 - EXACTLY. - UNBELIEVABLE. 508 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,852 AND I BEAT ROSIE. 509 00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:11,598 HI. HERE TO PICK UP AN ORDER FOR LARRY DAVID. 510 00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:14,934 OH, IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE. SHOULD BE READY IN A SECOND. 511 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:20,440 HELLO. 512 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,642 I GOT THE STAPLER, TAPE. 513 00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:24,511 YOUR SOUP IS-- LOOK AT THIS. 514 00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:28,214 - WOW. - YOU COULD RUN MARATHON AND NO SPILL IT. 515 00:22:28,314 --> 00:22:29,916 - CAN I TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN? - YEAH, SURE. 516 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,552 - THAT'S THE TEST. - YEAH, SURE. TURN DOWN. 517 00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:34,821 WOW. 518 00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:36,556 - GOOD. - THAT'S HOW YOU RUN A RESTAURANT. 519 00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:38,491 YOU SECURE THE TAKE-OUT ORDER. 520 00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:41,394 YOU KNOW, THERE IS ONE MORE LITTLE ISSUE 521 00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:44,664 I JUST WANTED TO MENTION. I WAS IN THE PARK 522 00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:47,033 AND THERE WAS A JAPANESE FELLOW 523 00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:49,035 AND I SAW HIM BOWING, 524 00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:52,171 BUT HE BOWED TO 90°. 525 00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:56,375 YOUR BOW WAS ONLY LIKE 15°. 526 00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:58,811 I ASKED HIM ABOUT IT AND HE SAID 527 00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:01,781 THAT WHAT YOU DID IS ACTUALLY DISMISSIVE. 528 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,250 SO I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD LET YOU KNOW ABOUT IT. 529 00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:06,352 SURE YEAH, THANK YOU. 530 00:23:06,453 --> 00:23:09,055 LISTEN, A BOW IS A BOW, RIGHT? 531 00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:10,823 NO, HE SAID A BOW IS NOT A BOW. 532 00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,792 - YEAH, A BOW IS A BOW. - NO, THIS IS NOT A BOW. 533 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:15,327 YOU WERE SHORT OF THE AUTHENTIC BOW. 534 00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:17,329 I HAD AUTHENTIC BOW. BOW IS A BOW. 535 00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:19,466 HE IS NOT AUTHENTIC. HE DOESN'T KNOW. 536 00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:21,367 IS IT POSSIBLE YOU DON'T KNOW THE BOW RULES? 537 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,069 BOW RULES? I UNDERSTAND THE BOW RULES. 538 00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:25,872 - YOU KNOW YOUR BOW RULES? - I WAS RAISED BY BOW RULES. 539 00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:28,074 - DID THEY MENTION A DEGREE? - NO, THEY DIDN'T MENTION DEGREE 540 00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:30,142 BECAUSE A BOW IS A BOW. 541 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:34,146 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE JAPANESE GUY IN THE PARK ACTUALLY SAID ABOUT YOUR BOW? 542 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,548 NO, WHAT DID HE SAY? 543 00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:36,983 - HE SAID... - YEAH. UH-HUH. 544 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:38,217 ...IT'S A SHIT BOW. 545 00:23:38,317 --> 00:23:40,820 HE SAID SHIT BOW? 546 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:44,123 YES, THOSE WERE HIS WORDS. SHIT BOW. 547 00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:46,358 MY BOW IS A SHIT BOW? 548 00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:48,561 I'M NOT SAYING THAT. LET'S FIND OUT. 549 00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:50,730 I'LL GO ON THE INTERNET, WE'LL DO A LITTLE RESEARCH, 550 00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:53,933 THEN I'LL COME BACK AND WE'LL SEE IF 551 00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:55,468 YOUR BOW IS RIGHT. 552 00:23:55,568 --> 00:23:57,537 - OKAY, SURE. I DO THAT FOR YOU. - ALL RIGHT? 553 00:23:57,637 --> 00:23:58,971 - WE'LL DO CONTEST. - ALL RIGHT, WE'LL LOOK IT UP. 554 00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:02,074 ALSO, FUTURE REFERENCE, JUST TO NOTE 555 00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:03,976 THERE'S OTHER GOOD RESTAURANTS AROUND TOO. 556 00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:06,579 YOU SHOULD TRY SOMETIME. THERE'S GOOD PLACES HERE. 557 00:24:06,679 --> 00:24:10,016 - I REALLY ENJOY THIS FOOD. - YEAH, YOU DO. 558 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:12,485 - YES. - FOR YOU, HERE WE GO. 559 00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:15,354 THAT LOOKED GOOD. 560 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,956 - OKAY. - THAT LOOKED GOOD. 561 00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:19,391 - OKAY OKAY. - I'M STILL GONNA RESEARCH. 562 00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:20,760 YEAH, SURE. YEAH, RESEARCH. 563 00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:23,095 - OKAY? - YEAH, WIKIPEDIA. 564 00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:25,297 ( laughing ) YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT. I'M LIVING LARGE. 565 00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:28,300 I JUST HAD A CROISSANT FILLED WITH MOTHERFUCKING CHAMPAGNE. 566 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,169 HEY, I'VE GOT TO TALK TO YOU. 567 00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:33,506 HOLD THE FUCK ON, BITCH. HOLD THE FUCK UP. GOD DAMN. 568 00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:36,008 - WHAT'S UP, LARRY? - GOT A DATE WITH JANE. 569 00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:40,312 - OOOH. - I NEED A... 570 00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:42,414 SUPPLEMENT. 571 00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:45,351 - A WHAT? - YOU KNOW, A SUPPLEMENT. 572 00:24:45,451 --> 00:24:47,854 A SUPPLEMENT? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? 573 00:24:47,954 --> 00:24:49,589 YOU KNOW, ONE OF THE PILLS. I NEED A PILL. 574 00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:51,524 OH, I'M OUT OF PILLS, MAN. I DON'T HAVE NO PILLS. 575 00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:53,225 - THAT'S IT. - SINCE WHEN? 576 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,261 I'M OUT. YOU'RE POPPING THESE MOTHERFUCKERS LIKE CANDY. 577 00:24:55,361 --> 00:24:57,930 - WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? - I GOT TO TELL YOU WHEN I'M OUT OF PILLS? 578 00:24:58,030 --> 00:25:00,299 - YOU KNOW I'M DEPENDING ON IT. - YOU GOT TO GO SOLO, MAN. 579 00:25:00,399 --> 00:25:01,734 - WHAT? SOLO? - GO FUCKING SOLO. 580 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,636 SHE'LL NOTICE THE DROP OFF. HOW AM I GONNA DO THAT? 581 00:25:03,736 --> 00:25:06,072 YEAH, THAT'S FUCKED UP. YOU CAN'T GO INTO A FUCK FIGHT 582 00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:08,340 WITH NO GODDAMN WEAPON. THAT AIN'T COOL. 583 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,544 FUCKING WALKING IN WITH A GODDAMN JUMP ROPE HANGING FROM YOUR FUCKING PANTS. 584 00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:13,479 GET OFF THE PHONE. WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 585 00:25:13,580 --> 00:25:15,748 - I'LL CALL YOU BACK - COME ON, I'VE GOT TO PICK HER UP IN TWO HOURS. 586 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,283 CAN YOU THINK OF ANYTHING? I NEED SOME HELP. 587 00:25:17,383 --> 00:25:19,385 OH, I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 588 00:25:19,485 --> 00:25:20,920 HERE'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO, OKAY? 589 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,889 GO AROUND TO WASHINGTON SQUARE PARK, ALL RIGHT? 590 00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:53,820 GOT ANY-- GOT ANY OF THAT STUFF? 591 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,688 THE MONEY. 592 00:25:55,788 --> 00:25:58,324 COME ON. ( snapping ) 593 00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:12,271 - THAT'S IT? TWO? - YEAH. 594 00:26:12,371 --> 00:26:14,406 - I THOUGHT THERE WERE THREE. - THAT'S IT. NOW BEAT IT. 595 00:26:14,506 --> 00:26:16,442 - GET OUT OF HERE. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 596 00:26:16,542 --> 00:26:18,845 YEAH. 597 00:26:22,548 --> 00:26:25,217 ( organ playing ) 598 00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:29,956 - Jane: ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT ONE. - Larry: OKAY. 599 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:33,826 WHO HOLDS THE RECORD FOR MOST POSTSEASON HOME RUNS? 600 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:36,062 MOST POST SEASON HOMERUNS? COME ON, JANE. 601 00:26:36,162 --> 00:26:37,997 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GIVE ME A TEST. 602 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,565 - COME ON. - BERNIE WILLIAMS. 603 00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:40,967 ( imitates buzzer ) WRONG. MANNY. 604 00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:43,402 - MANNY? - MANNY MANNY MAN-- WHOA! 605 00:26:43,502 --> 00:26:45,805 - JEEZ, I'M SO SORRY. - ( laughing ) 606 00:26:45,905 --> 00:26:48,240 - I TOOK YOUR SHOE RIGHT OFF. - NO, IT'S FINE. 607 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:51,043 - ARE YOU REALLY SORRY? REALLY? - YES. YES. 608 00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:54,013 - OKAY, THEN GIVE ME A BOW. - I DON'T KNOW IF I'M BOW SORRY. 609 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:56,115 NO, I NEED BOW SORRY OR I'M NOT FORGIVING YOU. 610 00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:57,249 - REALLY? - YEAH. 611 00:26:57,349 --> 00:26:58,150 - YOU WANT THE BOW? - I DO. 612 00:26:58,250 --> 00:27:00,586 - JANE. - LARRY. 613 00:27:00,687 --> 00:27:02,388 - YOU'VE GOT IT. - YAY. 614 00:27:02,488 --> 00:27:04,791 ( Jane laughs ) 615 00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:06,693 WHOA, YOU DROPPED SOMETHING. 616 00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:08,828 WHAT IS THIS? 617 00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:16,869 ARE YOU JUICING? 618 00:27:18,104 --> 00:27:19,405 NO NO. 619 00:27:20,606 --> 00:27:23,109 LOOK, IT'S NOT FOR PERFORMANCE. 620 00:27:23,209 --> 00:27:25,444 - IT'S JUST FOR RECOVERY. - BULLSHIT, LARRY. 621 00:27:25,544 --> 00:27:27,513 NO, SERIOUSLY. ARE YOU KIDDING? 622 00:27:27,613 --> 00:27:28,848 I CAN PUT UP THOSE NUMBERS ANYTIME. 623 00:27:28,948 --> 00:27:30,449 YOU THINK ANYBODY ELSE COULD DO WHAT I DO 624 00:27:30,549 --> 00:27:33,019 JUST BY TAKING ONE OF THOSE PILLS? I HAVE SKILLS. 625 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:34,520 ( scoffs ) 626 00:27:34,620 --> 00:27:37,757 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHERE'S MY TICKET? 627 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:41,493 - WHAT ABOUT THE HALL OF FAME? - YOU'RE NOT GETTING IN. 628 00:27:41,593 --> 00:27:45,497 EVERYBODY'S DOING IT! I WAS JUST LEVELING THE PLAYING FIELD! 629 00:27:45,597 --> 00:27:48,234 I'M SORRY! 630 00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:51,237 SO SORRY! 631 00:27:53,072 --> 00:27:55,975 Larry: ANYWAY, I HEARD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. 632 00:27:56,075 --> 00:27:58,277 I REALLY FELT TERRIBLE AND THOUGHT I SHOULD-- 633 00:27:58,377 --> 00:28:00,446 FORGET IT. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THE IMPORTANT THING IS 634 00:28:00,546 --> 00:28:03,615 WHATEVER BROUGHT YOU HERE IS NOW THE BEGINNING OF A FRIENDSHIP. 635 00:28:03,716 --> 00:28:06,385 - I APPROACHED YOU, I ASKED YOU, YOU LET IT SINK IN... - MR. DUCKSTEIN. 636 00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:08,955 - LUNCH. - ...AND HERE WE ARE. OH, LUNCH TIME. 637 00:28:09,055 --> 00:28:10,923 LUNCH TIME. YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 1:00. 638 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:12,759 WHAT DO WE HAVE TODAY? SALISBURY STEAK. 639 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:14,727 - WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOR LUNCH? - NO NO. 640 00:28:14,827 --> 00:28:17,129 THIS COULD BE OUR FIRST MEAL TOGETHER. GET MY FRIEND SOME LUNCH. 641 00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:18,798 MY NEW FRIEND SOME LUNCH. YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 642 00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:21,400 THIS IS SO IRONIC. WE'RE HAVING LUNCH AFTER ALL. 643 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:24,636 TALK ABOUT DESTINY. I FEEL IT, I KNOW YOU FEEL IT. 644 00:28:24,737 --> 00:28:26,372 THIS IS GONNA BE THE FIRST 645 00:28:26,472 --> 00:28:28,908 OF GOD KNOWS HOW MANY LUNCHES. BECAUSE THIS IS THE BEGINNING. 646 00:28:29,008 --> 00:28:31,410 ( theme music playing ) 50965

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