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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,773 --> 00:00:08,076 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:15,916 --> 00:00:18,686 - ( woman crying ) - Woman £2: IT'S OKAY. LET IT GO. 3 00:00:18,786 --> 00:00:23,057 LET IT GO. THIS IS PUSHING BUTTONS, AND THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 4 00:00:23,157 --> 00:00:25,926 - NO, YOU'RE SAFE, YOU'RE SAFE. - UH... 5 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,596 IT'S ALL RIGHT. LET IT GO. 6 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:31,532 - OH MY. OH. - UH... 7 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:35,436 - OH. - I JUST WANT TO GET SOME CHUBBY HUBBY. 8 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,805 SIR, COULD YOU PLEASE GIVE US A MOMENT? 9 00:00:37,905 --> 00:00:40,341 YEAH, AW. 10 00:00:40,441 --> 00:00:41,642 AW AW. 11 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:44,145 YES, AW. 12 00:00:44,245 --> 00:00:47,115 A LITTLE TO THE LEFT... OR THE RIGHT. 13 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:52,120 - SEPARATE SEPARATE. - EXCUSE ME. 14 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:53,954 I'M TRYING TO GET TO THE CHUBBY HUBBY. 15 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,256 - YES, YOU SAID THAT. - YEAH. 16 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:58,659 YES, OKAY, THAT'S A GOOD GIRL. 17 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:01,362 OH OH MY. 18 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:03,331 POOR BABY. 19 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:06,400 SIR! EXCUSE ME. NOW I'VE TRIED TO BE NICE. 20 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:09,103 I HAVE ASKED YOU TO GIVE US SOME SPACE. 21 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:12,473 - WHAT'S THIS ABOUT? - NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 22 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,275 PERSONAL-- IT'S A PERSONAL THING? 23 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:17,711 - WOULD YOU PLEASE? - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 24 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:19,947 THANK YOU. 25 00:01:20,047 --> 00:01:22,650 DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THAT JERK. 26 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:26,053 OH, IT'S OKAY. 27 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:29,022 OH, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, SWEETHEART? 28 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:31,559 IT'S GONNA BE-- 29 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:34,162 Marty: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS. 30 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:36,964 RICHARD IS DATING A BURLESQUE DANCER. 31 00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:38,266 - I HAD DINNER WITH THEM. - REALLY? 32 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:39,833 I DON'T LIKE TO SOUND LIKE A PIG, 33 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,069 BUT SHE HAS MAGNIFICENT BREASTS. 34 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:44,472 - WHAT'S SHE LIKE? - SHE'S DUMB. 35 00:01:44,572 --> 00:01:46,240 ( snickers ) 36 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:49,910 ALL SHE WANTED TO TALK ABOUT WAS HOW SHE DANCES, 37 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:51,879 HOW THE CROWD LOVES HER AND-- 38 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:53,214 - OH, HERE HE IS. - I'M SORRY. 39 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:56,150 - HUH? - LET ME ALONE. DON'T YELL AT ME. 40 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:58,552 THEY MOVED THE AUDITION. IT'S IN 10 MINUTES. 41 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:01,054 I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH AN EX-GIRLFRIEND WHO WAS SUICIDAL, 42 00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:04,492 SO I COULDN'T EXACTLY HANG UP TO SAY I WANT TO GO TO A SALAD BAR. 43 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:06,394 WAIT, SHE'S GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE AND SHE CALLS YOU? 44 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:08,596 A LOT OF PEOPLE CALL ME WHO ARE SUICIDAL. 45 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:10,464 I DON'T THINK YOU'D BE MY SUICIDE CALL. 46 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:12,300 - YOU'RE KIDDING ME. - NO, I DON'T THINK YOU'D BE. 47 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,235 WHAT WOULD BRING YOU TO THE BRINK OF SUICIDE? 48 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:15,936 CAN I ASK HIM WHY HE WOULDN'T CALL ME FIRST? 49 00:02:16,036 --> 00:02:17,004 - WHAT WOULD BRING YOU-- - HIM. 50 00:02:17,104 --> 00:02:18,439 - HE WOULD? - HE WOULD. 51 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:20,641 SO YOU'D BE CALLING THE GUY WHO CAUSED YOU TO-- OKAY. 52 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:23,010 BY THE WAY, ARE YOU DATING A BURLESQUE DANCER? 53 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:25,479 - WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT? - WE HEARD. 54 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:28,182 I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING BAD. I SAID SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL. 55 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:30,318 - WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BLAB ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 56 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:32,253 YOU DIDN'T SWEAR HIM TO SECRECY. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 57 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:34,154 HEY, IF IT WASN'T FOR FUCKING BURLESQUE, 58 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:35,556 WE WOULDN'T HAVE CHAPLIN OR THE MARX BROTHERS. 59 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:38,292 OH, CHAPLIN WAS A GREAT POLE DANCER. 60 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:40,093 ADMIT IT, THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH HER 61 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:41,529 IS BECAUSE OF HER AMPLE BOSOM. 62 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:43,797 THAT'S DESPICABLE TO SAY THAT TO ME. OF COURSE NOT. 63 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:48,135 - FOR HER BRAINS AND HER SENSE OF WORTH. - HAVE YOU SET A DATE ASIDE 64 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:50,170 WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO FINALLY LOOK AT HER FACE? 65 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:52,139 ( laughing ) 66 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,208 THAT'S-- THAT'S REALLY FUNNY. 67 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:55,676 YEAH, LAUGH IT UP. 68 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:59,213 LISTEN, I HAVE AN AUDITION NOW, SO IF YOU DON'T MIND. 69 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:00,981 - I'LL SEE YOU LATER. - THAT'S VERY FUNNY. 70 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:02,950 THAT'S IT? YOU COME FOR TWO MINUTES? 71 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:05,085 - I TOLD YOU WHY I'M LATE. I HAVE AN AUDITION. - ALL RIGHT. 72 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,554 QUITE FRANKLY I'M A LITTLE OFFENDED 73 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:09,223 BY YOU JUST FOCUSING ON A WOMAN'S BREASTS AND NIPPLES 74 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:10,624 WHEN MAYBE I'M IN LOVE WITH HER, ALL RIGHT? 75 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:11,992 - SO HOW DOES THAT-- - YOU'RE ALWAYS IN LOVE. 76 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:13,494 NO, I'M NOT ALWAYS IN LOVE. 77 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:15,796 SHE ALSO GIVES TO CHARITY AND SHE HAS A GREAT PERSONALITY. 78 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:17,130 - SHE GIVES TO CHARITY? - THAT'S RIGHT. 79 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:18,666 - Jeff: MILK? - HUH? 80 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:19,900 - Jeff: SHE GIVES MILK? - THAT'S FUNNY TOO? 81 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,569 YOU GUYS ARE ON A FUCKIN' ROLL. 82 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:23,737 - I'M OUT. - DANCE FOR UNDERPRIVILEGED KIDS. 83 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:26,874 - CHARITY! - Marty: GIVES TO CHARITY? 84 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:29,843 - ALL RIGHT, I GOTTA GO. - LOOK AT THE STUFF THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH. 85 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:31,712 - I GOT AN IDEA. - Jeff: HMM? 86 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:35,616 WHY DON'T THE THREE OF US, ONE NIGHT THIS WEEK, GO SEE HER DANCE? 87 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,118 - HELL YES. - WE'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG. 88 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,388 NO, LET'S GO. HE NEVER SAID WE COULDN'T. 89 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:42,089 WE CAN'T SAY ANYTHING TO HIM. 90 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:43,891 WHO'S GONNA-- HE DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW. 91 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:46,327 WE SIT IN THE BACK. I SAY WE GO. 92 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:48,462 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I DON'T NEED TO DO THAT. 93 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,698 - I DID A HANDS IN. - PLEASE, WE DON'T NEED A HANDS IN. 94 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:52,232 I'M GONNA GET GOING. YOU GOT LUNCH? 95 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:55,469 - I GOT IT. I GOT IT. - OKAY, THANK YOU. 96 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,170 YEAH, LET'S GO SEE HER. WHAT THE HELL? 97 00:03:57,271 --> 00:04:00,007 OH, YOU'LL LOVE IT, BELIEVE ME. 98 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:04,244 EXCUSE ME, I'VE JUST GOTTA RUN OUT FOR ONE SECOND. 99 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:06,213 COULD YOU JUST KEEP AN EYE ON MY COMPUTER FOR ME? 100 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:08,482 - SURE. - THANKS. 101 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,468 EXCUSE ME. 102 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:29,603 WOULD YOU MIND KEEPING AN EYE ON THAT COMPUTER? 103 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:32,840 - THE GUY ASKED ME, BUT I HAVE TO GO. - UM, YEAH SURE, OKAY. 104 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,275 GOOD, THANKS. 105 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:51,925 AHA! 106 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:54,562 HA HA! 107 00:04:55,396 --> 00:04:57,965 OKAY, THIS IS THE DOG. 108 00:04:58,065 --> 00:05:00,601 THIS IS THE DOG THAT'S BEEN GOING ON MY LAWN. 109 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:02,703 - NO BAG? WHERE'S YOUR BAG? - WELL... 110 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,738 YOU KNOW, LIFE-- IT GETS SO CRAZY SOMETIMES. 111 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,474 - OH, LIFE GETS CRAZY? - YEAH. 112 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:08,008 IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A DOG, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A BAG. 113 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:10,378 I WILL BRING A BAG. I DIDN'T BRING A BAG TODAY. 114 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:14,548 - I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT. - BECAUSE THE DOG WITHOUT THE BAG-- IT'S INCOMPLETE. 115 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:17,250 IT'S A MARRIAGE. THE BAG AND THE DOG, THEY GO TOGETHER. 116 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:19,186 I JUST DON'T SEE WHY YOU HAD TO YELL AT ME. 117 00:05:19,286 --> 00:05:21,188 I'M YELLING FOR SOCIETY, FOR EVERYBODY. 118 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:22,723 - IT'S NOT JUST ME. - GOT IT. 119 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,925 - PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES. - EVERY DAY? 120 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:26,894 ROSCOE, COME. 121 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:30,297 ( jazz music playing ) 122 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:32,332 Marty: DON'T YOU LOVE THIS PLACE? 123 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:34,468 - Leon: THIS SHIT IS FUCKING AMAZING. - Marty: IT'S GREAT. 124 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:35,969 - YEAH. - DO YOU LOVE IT? 125 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:37,871 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I'M LOOKING FOR LEWIS. 126 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:39,540 LET LOOSE. HE'S NOT HERE. HAVE A GOOD TIME. 127 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,141 Marty: WE OUGHT TO DO THIS MORE OFTEN. 128 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:43,076 COME TO DISGUSTING STRIP CLUBS? 129 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,546 - WHY IS IT DISGUSTING? - DISGUSTING? FUCKIN'-- THAT'S A HARSH WORD. 130 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:48,982 - WATCH THIS SHIT. - ( crowd cheering ) 131 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:51,585 - THAT'S HER. THAT'S HER. - THAT'S HER? 132 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:57,391 IT'S LIKE JELL-O PUDDING INSIDE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS. 133 00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:59,893 SHE IS COMMUNICATING RIGHT NOW. YOU UNDERSTAND? 134 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:01,929 IN HAWAII THEY MOVE HANDS AND HIPS. 135 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,397 OUT HERE IT'S TITTIES. 136 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:04,732 THE FUCKIN' TITTIES ARE TALKING RIGHT NOW. 137 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:06,634 AND WHAT EXACTLY ARE THEY SAYING? 138 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:09,069 THOSE TITTIES ARE A BLABBERMOUTH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? 139 00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:11,439 THEY'RE FUCKIN' JUST YIPPITY-YAPPING RIGHT NOW. 140 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:14,608 ( crowd cheering ) 141 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:25,919 ( slurping ) 142 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:30,290 - DID YOU HAVE FUN? - NO, NOT REALLY. 143 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,593 - BOY, I HAD A BLAST. - YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? 144 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:35,228 - WHAT? - I THINK LEWIS HAS LOST HIS MIND. 145 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:38,031 - WHY? - I JUST SAW HIS GIRLFRIEND'S TITS, THAT'S WHY. 146 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:41,602 SO WHAT? HE'S NOT GONNA MARRY HER. HE'S JUST HAVING FUN. 147 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:56,817 HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL ME YOU WERE GOING TO SEE STELLA? 148 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:59,052 - SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND, FOR CHRIST'S SAKES. - YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 149 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:00,353 WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU. 150 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:02,355 BUT YOU DIDN'T SAY WE SHOULDN'T GO. 151 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:05,826 AND BY THE WAY, IF YOU'RE DATING SOMEBODY WHO TAKES THEIR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC, 152 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:08,128 THEN WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? EVERYBODY'S GONNA SEE HER. 153 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:10,430 YOU WENT THERE LIKE A PERVERT. 154 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:11,965 HEY, I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT MUCH. 155 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:14,167 WHAT PERCENTAGE OF THE SHOW DID YOU LOOK AT HER BREASTS? 156 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,335 - I SAW LIKE-- - HELLO, TIGER. 157 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,470 HI, HONEY. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 158 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:17,671 HI, SWEETIE. SORRY I'M LATE. 159 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,673 THIS IS LARRY, ONE OF MY OLDEST FRIENDS. 160 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,509 - HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. - HI. 161 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:23,343 I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE WAS OLD. 162 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,613 - YOU DON'T SEEM THAT OLD. - WELL-- 163 00:07:25,713 --> 00:07:27,915 - SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO OFFEND YOU. - MRS. COLE, 164 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:31,018 I DIDN'T KNOW MARILYN MONROE WAS ON THE BASE, SIR. 165 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:33,854 HE MADE OUT LIKE YOU WERE A GRANDDAD, YOU KNOW? 166 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,122 YOU CALLED ME OLD? 167 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:37,124 YOU'RE TWO DAYS OLDER THAN I AM. 168 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:39,660 YOU'RE A DISSIPATED ALCOHOLIC. HOW DARE YOU? 169 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,428 - RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC. - ALL RIGHT, RECOVERING. 170 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:44,097 OKAY, LISTEN, SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO START AN ARGUMENT OR ANYTHING. 171 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:47,868 THAT'S OKAY. BY THE WAY, I ACTUALLY DID SEE YOUR SHOW LAST NIGHT. 172 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:51,772 - YOU CAME TO SEE MY SHOW? - YES, I ENJOYED THE PRESENTATION. 173 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,340 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BURLESQUE? 174 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,008 I SAW THE MOVIE "GYPSY" WITH NATALIE WOOD. 175 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:57,845 OH, THEN YOU SHOULD BE A PROFESSOR AT OHIO STATE AND TEACH THIS. 176 00:07:57,945 --> 00:07:59,847 IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU APPRECIATE THE ART FORM. 177 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:01,549 WELL, I APPRECIATE NAKED WOMEN. 178 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:03,651 DID YOU LIKE THE AIR FUCKING NUMBER I DID? 179 00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:05,686 - THE AIR FUCKING WAS SENSATIONAL. - YOU LIKED THAT? 180 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:06,854 - YEAH YEAH? - YES. 181 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:08,556 BUT LET ME JUST SAY THIS, OKAY? 182 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:10,591 YOUR BREASTS ARE MAGNIFICENT. 183 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:13,026 - OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. - WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? 184 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:15,495 YOU'RE NOT DISSECTING A FROG IN 12th-GRADE BIOLOGY. 185 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:18,231 - IT'S OKAY. I TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT. - SHE'S NOT A SPECIMEN. 186 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:21,434 BY THE WAY, I DID NOTICE IN THE SHOW 187 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:24,337 THAT THERE'S A SMALL MOLE 188 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:25,839 ON THE UNDERSIDE OF YOUR RIGHT BREAST 189 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:27,641 THAT YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET CHECKED OUT. 190 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:29,610 - ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS? THERE'S A MOLE? - YEAH YEAH YEAH. 191 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:34,447 - OKAY. - HOW DID YOU SEE A SMALL MOLE FROM WHERE YOU WERE SITTING? 192 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:36,249 I HAVE BREAST VISION AND THAT'S HOW I'M ABLE TO-- 193 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,585 - YOU HAVE BREAST VISION? - YES. 194 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:38,886 WHY DON'T YOU GO TO EVERY BURLESQUE SHOW 195 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:40,821 AND JUST STARE AT ALL THE BREASTS? 196 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,522 I COULD BE A BURLESQUE DERMATOLOGIST. 197 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:44,558 - WE'LL GET IT CHECKED OUT. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 198 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,660 - FOR SURE. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 199 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:52,666 WELL WELL WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 200 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,469 - YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME? - NO. 201 00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:58,438 I'M THE IDIOT WHO ASKED YOU 202 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:01,909 TO LOOK AFTER MY COMPUTER YESTERDAY, REMEMBER? 203 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:05,145 - YEAH. SO WHERE IS IT? - YOU DIDN'T GET THAT BACK? 204 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,280 NO, I DIDN'T GET IT BACK. WHY AM I ASKING YOU? 205 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:10,618 I DIDN'T GET IT BACK AND IT'S GONE AND SO WERE YOU. 206 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:12,452 YOU WERE TAKING SUCH A LONG TIME. 207 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,788 I HAD TO GET GOING AND I GAVE IT TO SOMEONE. 208 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,724 - WHO DID YOU GIVE IT TO? - I DON'T KNOW. 209 00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:19,492 - I GAVE IT TO SOME BLACK GUY. - YOU GAVE IT TO SOME BLACK GUY? 210 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:22,562 - YEAH. - YOU GAVE IT TO A BLACK GUY?! 211 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:31,204 BECAUSE THAT'S-- I MEAN-- 212 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:34,174 WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY WAS 213 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:37,177 WHY WOULDN'T YOU GIVE IT TO A BLACK PERSON? 214 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:40,380 IN FACT, THAT DAY WHEN WE WERE IN THERE, 215 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,515 I HAD BEEN LOOKING FOR A BLACK PERSON 216 00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:44,151 TO LEAVE MY COMPUTER WITH. 217 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,219 I DIDN'T SEE ONE, SO I LEFT IT WITH YOU. 218 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:47,688 LEFT IT WITH ME. GOOD GOOD. 219 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:49,757 I'M SURE IT'S GONNA TURN UP. 220 00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:52,159 - I'LL KEEP MY EYES PEELED FOR HIM. - I'M GONNA GO IN. 221 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:55,095 - HE'S PROBABLY DROPPED IT OFF IN THERE. - PROBABLY DROPPED IT OFF. 222 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:56,797 - TAKE CARE. - OKAY. 223 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:58,966 Leon: LARRY! ( laughs ) 224 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,101 WHAT UP, MAN? 225 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:04,371 OH, UH... NOTHING. 226 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:07,107 - WHO'S THAT DUDE, MAN? - WELL, I MEAN IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 227 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,977 HE GAVE ME HIS COMPUTER TO WATCH... 228 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:11,779 - UH-HUH. - ...AND I HAD TO LEAVE. 229 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:13,647 AND I GAVE IT TO THIS GUY 230 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:16,083 AND HE NEVER GAVE THE COMPUTER BACK. 231 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:17,685 WHO THE FUCK DID YOU GIVE IT TO? 232 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:19,787 IT WAS A GUY. NOT IMPORTANT. 233 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:23,390 WHO THE FUCK DID YOU GIVE IT TO? 234 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:24,825 A BLACK GUY. 235 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:27,828 - WOW. - I'M SORRY. 236 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,629 - GOD DAMN. - I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU. 237 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,665 - A FUCKIN' BLACK DUDE IN THERE-- - YOU FORCED IT OUT OF ME. 238 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:33,100 I FEEL FUCKIN' BAD NOW. KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 239 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,802 YOU TRUSTED THAT BLACK MOTHERFUCKER. 240 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:36,203 - YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? - YEAH. 241 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,771 I DON'T WANT YOU THINKING THAT SHIT ABOUT ME, 242 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,039 YOU UNDERSTAND? 243 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,507 I COULD'VE STOLE THIS MOTHERFUCKER... 244 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:42,109 PLENTY OF TIMES, BUT I DIDN'T. 245 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:43,944 I KNOW THE CODE TO THE FUCKIN' HOUSE AND SHIT. 246 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,846 3948, RIGHT? THE LAST FOUR 247 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:47,715 OF YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY CARD NUMBER IS 4938. 248 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:48,749 ALL YOU DID WAS CHANGE IT AROUND. 249 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,117 ALL THAT SHIT I FUCKIN' KNOW. 250 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:51,985 REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GAVE ME THE ATM CARD 251 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,486 TO GET GAS FOR THE CAR AND SHIT? 252 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:54,788 AND YOUR SIGNATURE-- COME ON. 253 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,523 IT'S A BIG L. IT'S REAL CLEAR, RIGHT? 254 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:58,458 THEN THE "ARRY DAVID" IS SLOPPY. 255 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:01,895 ANY MAN CAN DO THAT SHIT. YOUR MOM'S MAIDEN NAME-- RATNER. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 256 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,364 - ALL THEY WANNA KNOW IS THAT PART. - WHERE ARE THE CAR KEYS? 257 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,166 - INSIDE THE CAR. - I'LL DRIVE. 258 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,535 WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU MY MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME?! 259 00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:10,170 - I MUST'VE OVERHEARD IT. - YOU'RE GOING THROUGH MY SHIT! 260 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,839 THERE'S SHIT LAYING AROUND THE HOUSE! 261 00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:14,241 WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND OUT MY MOTHER'S MAIDEN... 262 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,844 ( doorbell rings ) 263 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,981 - OH, HI. - HELLO. 264 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,850 I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR MARGARET. 265 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,617 ACTUALLY, I'M REALIZING NOW 266 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,887 - THAT WE'VE RUN INTO EACH OTHER BEFORE. - THE SUPERMARKET. 267 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:29,289 OH YEAH, THAT WAS KIND OF AN AWKWARD THING THERE. 268 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,324 I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET SOME ICE CREAM. 269 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,626 - I UNDERSTAND THAT. I UNDERSTAND THAT. - CHUBBY HUBBY. 270 00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:37,297 YOU WOULDN'T MOVE OVER. IT WAS ODD. 271 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,833 WELL, THERE WAS A LITTLE MORE TO IT THAN THAT. 272 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,869 I KNOW THE WOMAN WAS CRYING. I SAW THAT. 273 00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,170 - RIGHT, YEAH. - BUT STILL, 274 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:45,172 SHE COULD HAVE CRIED A FOOT OR TWO OVER. 275 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:46,874 YOU SEE, THE REASON SHE WAS CRYING 276 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:49,943 IS SHE'S A NEW MEMBER OF OUR SAFE HOUSE 277 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,611 THAT I'M THE HOUSEMOTHER FOR. 278 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,780 - SAFE HOUSE? - YES. 279 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,547 SOME PEOPLE CALL THEM BATTERED WOMEN. 280 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,649 - I CHOOSE NOT TO USE THAT PHRASE. - OH, THEY'RE BATTERED. 281 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,151 I THINK IT'S VERY PEJORATIVE. 282 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,988 - SO ANYWAY-- - OH, WHERE'S THE HOUSE? 283 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:03,656 - IT'S JUST A COUPLE OF DOORS DOWN. - SERIOUSLY? 284 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,158 - YEAH. - HUH. 285 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,160 AND SPEAKING OF THOSE WOMEN, A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO 286 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,729 I THINK THERE WAS A LITTLE INCIDENT 287 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,331 WITH ONE OF OUR MEMBERS AND HER DOG. 288 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:14,134 SHE'S ALSO PART OF THE SORORITY OVER THERE? 289 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,969 WELL, WE DON'T CALL IT A SORORITY. 290 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,338 - BUT YES, SHE IS ONE OF OUR MEMBERS. - OH MY GOD. 291 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:21,608 AND SAUNDRA WAS SO UPSET WHEN SHE CAME HOME. 292 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,243 - SHE WAS UPSET? - YES. 293 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,378 HER DOG POOPED ALL OVER MY LAWN THREE TIMES. 294 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,647 SHE DOESN'T CLEAN IT UP. SHE DOESN'T BRING A BAG. 295 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,250 WHAT WE WOULD LOVE AS NEIGHBORS AND FRIENDS-- 296 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:33,320 TO INVITE YOU IN TO START A DISCUSSION. 297 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,790 AND YOU CAN TALK TO KAREN AND YOU CAN TALK TO SAUNDRA 298 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,859 AND YOU CAN BRING UP YOUR ISSUES 299 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,560 AND PERHAPS APOLOGIZE... 300 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:43,063 - APOLOGIZE? - ...FOR ANY DISCOMFORT YOU CAUSED THEM. 301 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:44,697 I DON'T KNOW WHY I WOULD APOLOGIZE. 302 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:46,399 - I DIDN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING. - WELL-- 303 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,969 - ALL I WANT TO DO IS BUY SOME ICE CREAM. - I KNOW. 304 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:52,072 - ALL I WANT TO DO IS HAVE A CLEAN LAWN... - I UNDERSTAND. 305 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,841 - ...WITHOUT POOP ON IT. - EXACTLY. 306 00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,242 I DIDN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING. 307 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:57,344 AND YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL, LARRY? 308 00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,948 IS THAT SO MANY OF THESE WOMEN HAVE A NEGATIVE CONNOTATION 309 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,951 - AS FAR AS A MALE PERSPECTIVE GOES. - OF COURSE, YES. 310 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,953 SO IT WOULD BE SO GREAT 311 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:09,789 TO HAVE A SAFE MAN IN THEIR MIDST 312 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,859 THAT COULD GIVE THEM A MALE PERSPECTIVE 313 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,894 THAT THEY COULD FEEL GOOD ABOUT HEARING. 314 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:16,897 SO I WOULD BE REPRESENTING MEN. 315 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,631 IN A SAFE PLACE, YES. 316 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:22,035 - WHAT DO YOU SAY? - I'M HAPPY TO BE THE MALE REPRESENTATIVE. 317 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,304 OH MY GOODNESS, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 318 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,273 MAYBE I COULD DRUM UP A DATE OVER THERE, HUH? 319 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:30,010 OH, NOW LARRY, LET'S REMEMBER BOUNDARIES. 320 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:33,246 HI. A LITTLE BIT OF A SURPRISE FOR ALL OF YOU. 321 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:37,550 - I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE OUR NEIGHBOR AND FRIEND LARRY. - HELLO. 322 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,419 WHAT A GREAT PLEASURE TO MEET YOU ALL. 323 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:42,722 BY THE WAY, VERY NICE HOUSE, IF YOU DON'T MIND MY SAYING. 324 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,691 - BEAUTIFUL. - Margaret: ISN'T IT NICE? 325 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:46,459 I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU WERE LIVING BEFORE, 326 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,795 BUT I WOULD THINK THIS PROBABLY WOULD BE A STEP UP. 327 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,663 YOU HIT THE JACKPOT WITH THIS PLACE, HUH? 328 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:53,533 YOU KNOW WHAT, LARRY? THANK YOU FOR ADMIRING OUR HOME. 329 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:56,103 YOU'RE REALLY HITTING THE CAKE HERE, HUH? AND DONUTS? 330 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,271 YOU'RE WELCOME TO HELP YOURSELF. 331 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,073 I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE WORKING OUT EATING THIS-- 332 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,042 MY FATHER WOULD CALL THIS CRAP. 333 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,476 - ( laughs ) - THAT'S A LOT OF CRAP. 334 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:07,547 LARRY, I THINK YOU MIGHT REMEMBER OUR FRIEND SAUNDRA. 335 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,449 - A PLEASURE. - HI. 336 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,684 DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANTED TO SAY TO SAUNDRA? 337 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,921 I DO HAVE SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO SAY. 338 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:16,957 FIRST OFF, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE 339 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:20,793 IF I HURT YOUR FEELINGS IN ANY WAY 340 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:23,430 AS A RESULT OF THE DOG POOPING. 341 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,764 I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY 342 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,700 THAT YOUR ANGER IS YOUR PROBLEM 343 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,569 AND IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE. 344 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:32,072 - HUH, INTERESTING. - OKAY, BUT IT REALLY WAS GREAT 345 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:35,909 THAT LARRY ACKNOWLEDGED YOUR FEELINGS AND APOLOGIZED. 346 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:39,812 - I GUESS, YEAH. - HMM, SHE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE TOO OVERWHELMED BY IT. 347 00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,281 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 348 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,851 I FEEL VERY GOOD ABOUT THAT INTERACTION AND-- 349 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:48,188 IT'S JUST THAT DOGS DON'T REALLY HAVE CONTROL OF WHEN THEY GO. 350 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,423 YEAH, BUT THE OWNER HAS CONTROL OF WHERE THE DOG GOES. 351 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,792 - RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT? - DO YOU WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO MY DOG? 352 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,361 BECAUSE YOU REALLY YELLED AT MY DOG. 353 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,930 YEAH, IT'S VERY HARD TO APOLOGIZE TO A DOG 354 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,032 BECAUSE THEY'RE A STUPID ANIMAL. 355 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,733 YOU KNOW, OKAY, AGAIN-- 356 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,170 WE'RE GOING TO MOVE ON DOWN THE COUCH. 357 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:06,606 AND I THINK YOU MAY ALSO REMEMBER KAREN. 358 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,108 Larry: KAREN! 359 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,643 I WOULD JUST LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU AS WELL 360 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,846 IF I MADE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE IN ANY WAY AT THE MARKET... 361 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,715 YOU DID. IT'S OKAY. 362 00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:19,352 - WOW. - ...WHEN YOU WERE BAWLING IN FRONT OF THE REFRIGERATOR. 363 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:22,455 I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH CRYING IN A GROCERY STORE. 364 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,791 - I WAS VERY UPSET. - I KNOW, I SEE. 365 00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:27,894 I WOULD SUGGEST, HOWEVER, THAT THE NEXT TIME 366 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,929 YOU FEEL OVERWHELMED BY SOMETHING 367 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,598 TO GO TO A DIFFERENT SECTION, 368 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:34,934 A SECTION THAT'S NOT USED AS MUCH AS THE ICE CREAM 369 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,569 WHICH GETS A LOT OF ACTION. 370 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:39,206 I WOULD GO MAYBE TO THE-- WHERE THE JAPANESE FOOD IS. 371 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:40,873 THE HOISIN SAUCE I DON'T THINK IS A BIG-- 372 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,675 IT'S NOT LIKE BUYING ICE CREAM. 373 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,012 - IT'S A DIFFERENT-- - Margaret: AGAIN, I AM GOING TO SAY 374 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,446 WE'RE GOING TO CONCENTRATE 375 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,848 ON THE POSITIVE PART OF WHAT YOU HAD TO SAY. 376 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,650 - SO-- - WHO'S THAT ONE? 377 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,785 - THAT IS DALE. SHE'S ONE OF OUR MEMBERS. - DALE? 378 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,454 - YES. - WOW. 379 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,156 WHY DON'T YOU FINISH WHAT YOU WERE SAYING TO KAREN? 380 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,125 WHAT A BOVINE SHE IS, HUH? 381 00:15:58,225 --> 00:15:59,993 - JESUS. - WELL, OKAY, SO-- 382 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,761 SHE'S LIKE THE CAPO HERE, HUH? 383 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,496 NO. NO, SHE'S NOT, LARRY. 384 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,232 DOES SHE RUN THE SHOW? TELL ME THE TRUTH. 385 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:08,435 NO, SHE DOESN'T. NOBODY RUNS THE SHOW. 386 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:12,005 IS THIS THE INSPIRATIONAL SPEAKER THAT WE'RE GETTING? 387 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,274 NO, THAT'S NEXT WEEK. 388 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:17,177 THIS IS OUR FRIEND AND NEIGHBOR LARRY. 389 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,979 OH MY GOD. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 390 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,515 WE ARE AGAIN GOING TO STAY IN THE PRESENT MOMENT, 391 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,851 - BEING GRATEFUL AND BEING... - INSPIRATIONAL SPEAKER? 392 00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:27,120 - ...HAPPY. - WHAT IN THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT? 393 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,022 WE HAVE SOMEBODY COMING IN NEXT WEEK. 394 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:32,025 AND I THINK SHE JUST GOT CONFUSED. 395 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,826 - BUT INSTEAD-- - YEAH, I COULD SEE THAT. 396 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:36,429 - Margaret: UM, NOW-- - THE WASHING MACHINE'S FUCKED. 397 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:37,997 THANK YOU, DALE. 398 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,667 THAT DARN WASHING MACHINE. I'LL TELL YOU, WE-- 399 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:44,071 WE USE IT SO MUCH, AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, WITH ALL OF OUR MEMBERS. 400 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,273 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO FOR YOU. 401 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,508 IF YOU NEED A MACHINE, YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME 402 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,710 AND USE MY MACHINE ANYTIME YOU WANT. 403 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,179 - OH MY GOODNESS. - HOW ABOUT THAT? 404 00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:54,447 - WOW. OH, IS THAT GENEROUS. - HUH HUH? 405 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,849 - THAT IS INCREDIBLE. - ISN'T THAT A BEAUTIFUL GESTURE? 406 00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:59,652 - THAT IS GREAT. - GIVE ME A LITTLE ROUND OF APPLAUSE IF YOU WANT TO. 407 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,288 IT WON'T KILL YOU. GO AHEAD. 408 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,323 Margaret: THAT WOULD BE FINE. SURE. WHY NOT? 409 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,725 - YOU DESERVE THAT. - THAT'S KIND OF TEPID. 410 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:09,062 - ANYWAY, THANK YOU. THAT WAS VERY KIND OF YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 411 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,331 HOW ABOUT THE MARM HERE, HUH? HOW ABOUT THIS MARM? 412 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,133 OKAY, WELL-- THAT'S ALL RIGHT, LARRY. 413 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,934 - HOW ABOUT THIS MARM? - OKAY, THANK YOU. 414 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,770 - Margaret: I THINK THAT I'M JUST GONNA SAY GOODBYE. - OKAY. 415 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,507 IF YOU TOUCH IT IT'S YOURS. 416 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,775 ( laughing ) AGAIN, THANK YOU, LARRY. 417 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,777 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 418 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,147 LADIES, I'M JUST GOING TO WALK OUR GUEST TO THE DOOR. 419 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,716 - MM, KRISPY KREME? - OH YEAH YEAH. 420 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,551 AND THANK YOU SO MUCH. OKAY. 421 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,786 - THIS FUCKIN' THING IS UNBELIEVABLE! - ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 422 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,755 LARRY, THANK YOU AGAIN FOR COMING BY. 423 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:38,325 COULDN'T BE HAPPIER. 424 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,793 DID YOU PUT ONE OF THESE DISGUSTING THINGS 425 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,095 BACK IN HERE AFTER EATING IT? 426 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,696 I MIGHT HAVE. I HAVE BAD MANNERS. 427 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,166 THERE'S A WHOLE SIDE DISH HERE FOR THE REMNANTS. 428 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,568 - THIS IS THE REMNANT PLATE. - HELLO, BOYS. 429 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:49,836 - HI, BEAUTIFUL. - HI. 430 00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,371 - OH! - OH HI. 431 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,473 - HELLO, GORGEOUS. - I AM SO HAPPY. 432 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,007 I JUST CAME FROM THE DOCTOR 433 00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:56,776 AND THE MOLE IS ABSOLUTELY FINE. 434 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,078 - FANTASTIC! YOU SEE THAT? - Stella: I KNOW, I KNOW. 435 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,813 - I KNEW. - THAT'S GOOD. 436 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,949 - BELIEVE ME, I KNEW ALL ALONG. - I WAS SO WORRIED FOR A WHILE. 437 00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,417 I'M VERY HAPPY FOR YOU. 438 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,453 ALTHOUGH IF YOU TOLD ME THAT IT WASN'T FINE, 439 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,521 I STILL WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE SAID, 440 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,990 "SEE? GOOD THING I TOLD YOU TO GO TO THE DOCTOR." 441 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,660 AND SOMETHING HAPPENED WHEN I SAW THE DOCTOR. 442 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,095 I STARTED TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH PAIN 443 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,731 I'M ALWAYS IN WITH MY BOOBS... 444 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:21,268 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN PAIN? - ...AND THAT I GET THESE BACKACHES. 445 00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:24,271 AND I'VE DECIDED THAT I-- 446 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:27,974 I'M GOING TO GET MY BREASTS REDUCED. 447 00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:31,378 - YOU'RE GOING TO WHAT? - I'M GOING TO GET THEM REDUCED. 448 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,347 - THAT'S-- - ( laughing ) WHAT? 449 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,082 - SHE'S HILARIOUS. - THAT'S FUNNY. 450 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:37,517 - THAT'S FUNNY. - Stella: NO. 451 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,953 - THAT'S A GOOD JOKE. - I'M SERIOUS. YEAH. 452 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,422 - REALLY? - YEAH. 453 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:43,956 I GET BACKACHES ALL THE TIME. 454 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:46,159 IT'S REALLY REALLY PAINFUL. 455 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,627 YOU TAKE AN ADVIL FOR THAT STUFF. 456 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,662 YOU THROW A COUPLE OF STONES BEHIND YOUR BRASSIERE. 457 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,264 - YOU JUST EVEN IT OUT. - WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 458 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,599 - OH MY GOD. - LIKE A SEESAW. 459 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,401 OKAY, BOYS, YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T UNDERSTAND. 460 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:57,136 IMAGINE YOU HAD HUGE BALLS. 461 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,638 - YEAH? - BALLS? 462 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,140 ENORMOUS, SWEATY, JUST FILLED WITH SPUNK-- 463 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:03,075 YOU'RE COMPARING BREASTS WITH BALLS? 464 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,612 PEOPLE HATE BALLS. BALLS ARE REVILED. 465 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:08,648 YOU CAN'T EVEN MENTION BALLS AND BREASTS IN THE SAME BREATH. 466 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:11,351 - OF COURSE YOU CAN. BALLS ARE MALE BOOBS. - WHAT? 467 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,320 BALLS ARE DISGUSTING. THEY'RE HIDEOUS. 468 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:16,256 EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THOSE. WHO WANTS TO SEE BALLS? 469 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:17,290 - RIGHT. - PEOPLE WANT TO SEE THOSE. 470 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,858 - SORRY. - MM-HMM, MM-HMM. 471 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:21,361 WOW, I AM TALKING TO TWO SCHOOLBOYS RIGHT NOW. 472 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,563 - HOW MUCH ARE YOU PLANNING ON TAKING OFF? - MAYBE HALF. 473 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,832 - HALF? DID YOU SAY HALF? - I'LL BE ABLE TO GO JOGGING. 474 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,734 - HALF? - HALF, YEAH. 475 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,069 YOU DON'T JUST LOVE ME FOR MY TITS, DO YOU? 476 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,706 ( stuttering ) LARRY, PLEASE, DO I HAVE TO DEFEND MYSELF IN THIS? 477 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:36,576 HOLD IT, HOLD IT. THERE'S MANY THINGS YOU CAN SAY ABOUT THIS GUY. 478 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,977 - BUT NOT THAT. - NOT THAT. 479 00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:39,346 - THANK YOU. - RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT. 480 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:42,181 HOW COULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT I WOULD THINK THAT? 481 00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:45,084 LOOK, YOU HURT THE MAN. YOU HURT THE MAN. 482 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,753 LOOK AT HIM. IT'S INSULTING. 483 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,322 - AS HIS FRIEND I'M INSULTED. - OKAY, SORRY. 484 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,157 - I JUST, YOU KNOW-- - LISTEN, WE'LL DISCUSS THIS. 485 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:54,527 I'M THERE FOR YOU, REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. 486 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,629 - EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE. - I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE SO SUPPORTIVE! 487 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,565 THANK YOU, SWEETIE. I'M JUST GOING TO THE LOO, OKAY? 488 00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,967 - BACK IN A SEC. - YOU'RE THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS, 489 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,902 FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. 490 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,371 - YOU FUCKING IDIOT. - WHAT? 491 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,439 YOU DID THIS. YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS. 492 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,475 YOU LOOKED AT HER MOLE WITH A GODDAMN TELESCOPE 493 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,977 LIKE GALILEO JERKING OFF FROM 40' AWAY. 494 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:12,512 I HAD BREAST VISION, I TOLD YOU. 495 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,547 BECAUSE OF YOU I'M GOING TO LOSE THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN 496 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,649 WITH THAT FIGURE, WITH THOSE BOOBS. 497 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,419 - I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T CARE ABOUT HER BREASTS. - ALL RIGHT, I LIED. 498 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,821 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW? GO FROM A DOUBLE D TO A-- 499 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:25,191 - WHAT'S HALF OF DOUBLE D? - B+? NO, B-. 500 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,460 B-. IT'S CLOSER TO THE D, YES. 501 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,195 WHAT'S CLOSER TO THE D, THE MINUS OR THE PLUS? 502 00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:30,530 I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, QUITE FRANKLY. 503 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,365 THIS IS NOT ALGEBRA. THIS IS MY LIFE. 504 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:35,435 - LIFE IS SHORT. HOW DARE SHE? - HOW DARE SHE? 505 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,504 YEAH, WHAT GIVES HER THE RIGHT? IT'S SELF-CENTERED. 506 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:38,938 - IT REALLY IS. - IT IS SELFISH. 507 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,473 - ISN'T IT? - TOTALLY. 508 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,709 Larry: SHE'S GETTING HALF OF IT TAKEN OFF. 509 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,043 REDUCE THEM BY HALF. 510 00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:46,212 THERE SHOULDN'T BE A MOTHERFUCKER CUTTING TITTIES DOWN. 511 00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:47,880 YOU DON'T FUCKIN' WANNA REDUCE YOUR TITTIES BY HALF 512 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,582 AND EXPECT A MOTHERFUCKER TO BE HAPPY WITH THAT SHIT. 513 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:52,084 - YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? - I DO. 514 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:54,621 - I DO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. - YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 515 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,489 WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME THAT? I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 516 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:57,690 SOMETIMES YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M SAYING. 517 00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,258 I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE SAYING. 518 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,793 I EXPLAIN IT TO YOU AND YOU DON'T FUCKING GET IT. 519 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,729 I GET IT. YOU WANT TO GIVE ME A TEST ON IT? 520 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:04,263 YOU LIKE FUCKING FULL TITTIES OR HALF TITTIES? 521 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:05,932 YOU GOT TWO HALF TITTIES, RIGHT? 522 00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:07,867 - KNOW NO BETTER. - ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 523 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,636 WE COULD TALK TILL WE'RE BLUE IN THE FACE. 524 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,438 I DON'T MEAN THAT AS A RACIAL THING EITHER. 525 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,340 WOULD I EVER TURN FUCKING BLUE? 526 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,274 - IT'S AN EXPRESSION. - WHO TURNS FUCKIN' BLUE? 527 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,577 YOU SAY THAT TO WHITE PEOPLE TOO. YOU CAN'T TURN BLUE? 528 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:20,413 - HELL NO I CAN'T TURN BLUE. - BLACKS BLUSH. YOU BLUSH? 529 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:22,382 - BLACKS DON'T FUCKIN' BLUSH. - YOU NEVER SAW A BLACK BLUSH. 530 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,384 NEVER SEEN A BLACK BLUSH IN MY FUCKIN' LIFE. 531 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:26,353 BLACKS DON'T FUCKIN' BLUSH. 532 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:30,757 - HEY, LAURA. - HEY, LARRY. 533 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:33,292 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. WE REALLY APPRECIATE IT. - YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. 534 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:34,961 - DID YOU USE THE DOWNEY? - YES, I DID. 535 00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:37,864 - HI, DALE. - HEY. 536 00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,202 - WOW. - HUH? 537 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,871 - WHEW. - DID YOU GET A LOAD OF THAT ONE? 538 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,573 - YO, SHE'S SOMETHING ELSE, MAN. - ISN'T SHE? 539 00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:47,707 - WHO COULD FUCK HER UP? - I KNOW. 540 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,609 ME AND YOU COULDN'T TAKE THAT BITCH. 541 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:51,578 SHE MUST HAVE MADE UP A STORY OR SOMETHING TO GET IN THERE. 542 00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:54,313 I BET SHE HEARD ABOUT IT FROM A FRIEND IN THERE. 543 00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,916 AND MY GUESS IS SHE'S LIVING IN SOME DUMP 544 00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:58,418 AND DECIDED TO MOVE OVER. 545 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,319 GOTTA FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK THE STORY IS. 546 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,589 I'M GOING TO FIND OUT RIGHT NOW. 547 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:05,592 SHIT. 548 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:10,162 - ( knocks ) - YOOHOO! 549 00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:13,099 - HOW'S THE LAUNDRY COMING ALONG? - IT'S COMING ALONG. 550 00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:15,067 - HUH? COMING ALONG? - YEAH. 551 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:18,471 - YOU EVER ICE SKATE? - NO. 552 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:21,040 MAYBE I'LL TAKE YOU ICE SKATING SOMETIME. 553 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,810 - THAT'D BE FUN. - I GUESS. 554 00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:26,813 SO, DALE, IF YOU DON'T MIND MY SAYING, 555 00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:30,817 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, I WAS JUST WONDERING 556 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:34,186 HOW YOU KIND OF... 557 00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:36,823 YOU KNOW, WOUND UP OVER THERE. 558 00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:40,326 BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD... 559 00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:41,794 TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 560 00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:45,698 - IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. - AH, OKAY. 561 00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:49,902 BECAUSE THE THING ABOUT IT IS THAT 562 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:53,806 I JUST DON'T SEE ANYBODY TAKING YOU DOWN. 563 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:55,675 AHH! 564 00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:57,944 ( thuds ) 565 00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:02,081 THAT IS SOME SHINER YOU GOT THERE. 566 00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:03,416 CAN YOU TELL ME HOW IT HAPPENED? 567 00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:08,488 I WAS HOME AND I WAS TALKING TO SOMEBODY. 568 00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:13,993 AND... I SAID SOMETHING I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID. 569 00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:16,463 SO THIS PERSON STRUCK YOU? 570 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:20,266 NO. I FELL. 571 00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:22,702 YEAH, I FELL. I'M CLUMSY. 572 00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:25,505 I'M REALLY CLUMSY. I TRIP ALL THE TIME. 573 00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:28,407 BUT, YOU KNOW, I KIND OF-- 574 00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:30,309 I DESERVED IT ACTUALLY. 575 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,344 - I WAS WRONG. - Leon: LARRY. 576 00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:36,449 - EXCUSE ME, WE'RE-- - I NEED SOME MONEY. 577 00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:38,417 YOU NEED MONEY? I GAVE YOU $40 YESTERDAY. 578 00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:40,286 - WHAT FOR? - I'M FUCKIN' HUNGRY WAITING AROUND 579 00:23:40,386 --> 00:23:41,488 ALL THIS FUCKIN' TIME AND SHIT. 580 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:43,289 CAN'T YOU SEE I'M IN PAIN HERE? 581 00:23:43,389 --> 00:23:44,891 I KNOW. I'M SORRY. 582 00:23:44,991 --> 00:23:46,593 BUT I'M FUCKIN' HUNGRY RIGHT NOW. 583 00:23:46,693 --> 00:23:48,561 - WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GET? - FUCKIN' FRUIT CHEWS. 584 00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:50,096 FRUIT CHEWS? YOU KNOW HOW BAD THOSE ARE FOR YOUR TEETH? 585 00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:51,898 YOU WANT TO SPEND THE WINTER IN THE DENTIST'S OFFICE? 586 00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:53,633 - PUT THIS SHIT ON MY FUCKIN' TAB. - ON YOUR TAB? 587 00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:55,301 - YEAH. - LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO PAY ME BACK. 588 00:23:55,401 --> 00:23:57,637 YOU KNOW I GOT YOU. GIVE ME A FEW DOLLARS. 589 00:23:57,737 --> 00:23:59,672 ALL RIGHT. I'LL GIVE YOU SOME. 590 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,775 - I LOVE YOU, LARRY. - YEAH, I LOVE YOU TOO. 591 00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:05,745 - I'M SORRY, YOU KNOW HIM? - YEAH, HE LIVES WITH ME. 592 00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:07,880 - YOU LIVE TOGETHER? - YEAH, WE LIVE TOGETHER. 593 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:10,049 UH-HUH. 594 00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:11,518 ( pounding ) 595 00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:15,187 YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T EVEN ASK HIM TO MOVE IN. 596 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,589 HE JUST MOVED IN, DOESN'T PAY ANY RENT 597 00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:18,691 AND HE EATS ALL MY FOOD. 598 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:21,260 HE KNOWS ALL ABOUT ME. HE KNOWS MY MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME. 599 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:22,829 I'VE GOT TO GET THIS GUY OUT OF MY HOUSE. 600 00:24:22,929 --> 00:24:25,898 - IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY. - MR. DAVID, IS THERE ANYTHING 601 00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:28,568 THAT YOU'D LIKE TO TELL ME ABOUT THIS ACCIDENT? 602 00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:30,903 THIS IS COMPLETELY IN CONFIDENCE. 603 00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:34,340 ( banging ) 604 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,910 - NO, MM-MM. - ARE YOU SURE? 605 00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:41,047 - YEAH. - OKAY. 606 00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:52,258 - HELLO? - Larry. Lewis. 607 00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:53,693 - HEY! - Hey, how are you doing? 608 00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:55,427 GOOD. WHAT'S HAPPENING? 609 00:24:55,528 --> 00:24:58,765 STELLA IS GOING THROUGH WITH THE BREAST REDUCTION ON FRIDAY. 610 00:24:58,865 --> 00:25:01,701 - OH, I AM SO SORRY. - So on Thursday 611 00:25:01,801 --> 00:25:05,437 I'M GOING TO THROW MYSELF AND THOSE BREASTS A FAREWELL PARTY 612 00:25:05,538 --> 00:25:07,273 LIKE THEY'VE NEVER SEEN IN THEIR LIVES. 613 00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:10,276 - A BREAST BLOWOUT. - A breast blowout. Exactly right. 614 00:25:10,376 --> 00:25:12,712 BECAUSE I'M GOING TO GO TO THE BILTMORE DOWNTOWN. 615 00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:14,080 I'M GOING TO HAVE ALL THEIR FAVORITE 616 00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:16,482 FROZEN MARGARITAS AND PUT FLOWERS THERE. 617 00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:17,717 IT'S LIKE THE LAST TIME YOU'RE GOING TO SEE THEM, 618 00:25:17,817 --> 00:25:19,652 - LIKE GOING OFF TO WAR. - Absolutely. 619 00:25:19,752 --> 00:25:22,789 I NEVER WENT TO 'NAM AND I FEEL LIKE THIS IS SORT OF LIKE-- IN A WAY 620 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,857 - Sort of the same thing for me. - ALL RIGHT, GOOD LUCK. 621 00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:26,993 - I'LL SPEAK TO YOU SOON. - Okay. 622 00:25:33,499 --> 00:25:35,768 OH MY GOD, SO I ASKED YOU TO WATCH THIS COMPUTER FOR TWO MINUTES. 623 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,370 I TOLD YOU TO GIVE IT TO THE GUY WHEN HE COMES BACK IN, AND WHAT? 624 00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:40,607 YOU-- YOU-- 625 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,046 ( snaps fingers ) 626 00:25:47,146 --> 00:25:48,948 YOU'RE NOT THE GUY. 627 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:50,617 ALL RIGHT, I MADE A MISTAKE. 628 00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:51,918 I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEBODY ELSE. 629 00:25:52,018 --> 00:25:53,586 - SORRY. - WHO DID YOU THINK I WAS? 630 00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:56,789 I THOUGHT YOU WERE THIS GUY WHO I TOLD TO WATCH 631 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:59,491 THIS COMPUTER AND... HE STOLE IT. 632 00:25:59,592 --> 00:26:02,662 OH. SO WAS THIS GUY BLACK OR WHITE? 633 00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:06,165 PFFT, HAPPENED TO BE BLACK. 634 00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:09,602 SO YOU THINK THAT ALL BLACK PEOPLE LOOK ALIKE? 635 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:15,041 I THINK ALL COMPUTERS LOOK ALIKE. 636 00:26:15,141 --> 00:26:17,209 ( clicks tongue ) 637 00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:19,078 HAVE A NICE DAY. 638 00:26:20,546 --> 00:26:21,848 Saundra: ...ONE STATEMENT. 639 00:26:21,948 --> 00:26:23,883 IT'S HARD TO MAKE DECISIONS IN THE MOMENT. 640 00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:25,685 SO BUY A BUNCH OF ONE THING 641 00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:27,920 AND THEN WE HAVE A LOT OF ONE THINGS TO CHOOSE-- 642 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:30,957 - EXCUSE ME, I GOTTA GET IN HERE. - SIR, DON'T EVER TOUCH ME. 643 00:26:31,057 --> 00:26:33,259 SORRY, WE'RE FROM A BATTERED WOMEN'S SHELTER. 644 00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:38,264 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, HONESTLY. 645 00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:40,366 - ( crunches ) - AHH! 646 00:26:46,806 --> 00:26:48,607 - OH MY GOD. - HEY. I KNOW. 647 00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:50,109 IT'S ME, BOB, FROM THE RESTAURANT, 648 00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:51,844 - YOUR NEIGHBOR. - OH MY GOD, ARE YOU SERIOUS? 649 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:53,780 YES. I'M SO SORRY. I HAD TO TAKE OFF. 650 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,514 I KNOW YOU ASKED ME TO WATCH THE COMPUTER, 651 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,116 BUT NOBODY ELSE LOOKED TRUSTWORTHY. 652 00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:58,685 I COULDN'T LEAVE IT THERE, SO I TOOK IT WITH ME 653 00:26:58,785 --> 00:26:59,886 AND I FIGURED I'D TRACK YOU DOWN. 654 00:26:59,986 --> 00:27:01,854 AND NOW WE CAN FIND THE RIGHTFUL OWNER. 655 00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:04,056 NOBODY ELSE LOOKED TRUSTWORTHY. AND I THOUGHT YOU TOOK IT! 656 00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:06,625 - WELL, I DID, BUT I'M BRINGING IT BACK. - YEAH, RIGHT. 657 00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:09,495 YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOTTA RETURN SOME LAUNDRY TO SOME NEIGHBORS. 658 00:27:09,595 --> 00:27:11,163 - OKAY. - YOU GOT TWO MINUTES? 659 00:27:11,263 --> 00:27:13,365 - CAN YOU WAIT IN THE HOUSE FOR ME? - YEAH YEAH, SURE. 660 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:17,737 - MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. - OKAY. 661 00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:23,676 ( knocking at door ) 662 00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:30,549 HI, SIR. WE'RE RESPONDING TO A DOMESTIC BATTERY CALL. 663 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,719 I DON'T LIVE HERE. 664 00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:35,187 THE OWNER OF THE HOUSE, HE JUST LEFT. 665 00:27:35,287 --> 00:27:37,489 SIR, YOU MATCH THE DESCRIPTION OF SOMEBODY WHO'S BEEN REPORTED 666 00:27:37,589 --> 00:27:39,892 - FOR DOMESTIC BATTERY AT THIS ADDRESS. - NO NO NO NO NO. 667 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:41,994 SEE, THE OWNER, HE JUST WALKED OUT. HE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 668 00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:43,730 APPARENTLY YOU'VE BEEN LIVING HERE WITH MR. DAVID 669 00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:44,964 AND HE'S BEEN TRYING TO GET RID OF YOU. 670 00:27:45,064 --> 00:27:46,833 IT'S ALL IN THE DOCTOR'S STATEMENT. 671 00:27:46,933 --> 00:27:49,035 NO NO NO NO NO. LOOK, WE CAN JUST TALK TO MR. DAVID. 672 00:27:49,135 --> 00:27:51,237 - HE'LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. - YOU WON'T BE SPEAKING TO MR. DAVID. 673 00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:53,405 - HE'S BEING MOVED TO A SAFE HOUSE. - WHAT?! 674 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:56,208 - NO NO! I WAS JUST RETURNING A COMPUTER. - YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL NOW. 675 00:27:56,308 --> 00:27:58,344 A COMPUTER. I DON'T LIVE HERE. YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE. 676 00:27:58,444 --> 00:28:01,948 WAIT FOR THE GUY TO COME BACK. HE'LL TELL-- GOD DAMN IT! 677 00:28:09,655 --> 00:28:12,992 ( touch tones beeping ) 678 00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:14,693 - ( ringing ) - Hello. 679 00:28:14,794 --> 00:28:16,595 HEY, RICHIE BOY! 680 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,931 How's it going? Having fun? 681 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:23,035 ( theme music playing ) 54608

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